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  • LeonLeon Posts: 54,668
    Humza!
  • SouthamObserverSouthamObserver Posts: 39,593
    I would love to get inside Penny Mourdant's thinking here. It's very Game of Thrones ...

    https://twitter.com/jerseydeanne/status/1654765082000211968
  • AnabobazinaAnabobazina Posts: 23,463
    edited May 2023

    Our Labour posters are quite funny this morning.

    Great to see. We'll all need a sense of humour where we're going.

    I have never read a more angry and self-important start to the day than your miserable diatribe this morning. Try to enjoy life more.
  • MexicanpeteMexicanpete Posts: 28,190
    Leon said:

    Humza!

    Bless you!
  • LeonLeon Posts: 54,668
    He wears a kilt quite well TBF
  • carnforthcarnforth Posts: 4,488

    Would you let one reprobate disrupt the wedding or funeral or a loved one on the grounds of "free speech"? Or would you bundle them out so they didn't upset anyone?

    Same goes for disruptive protestors at the Coronation.

    It is a state occasion, not a family one.
  • DM_AndyDM_Andy Posts: 1,127

    Would you let one reprobate disrupt the wedding or funeral or a loved one on the grounds of "free speech"? Or would you bundle them out so they didn't upset anyone?

    Same goes for disruptive protestors at the Coronation.

    It's not a wedding or a funeral, it's the equivalent of a presidential inauguration without the need for a election first. If it's not acceptable to protest today when is it acceptable to protest the imposition of a Head of State without popular approval?
  • FrankBoothFrankBooth Posts: 9,707
    I wonder who Drakeford's plus one is?
  • RobDRobD Posts: 59,804

    I would love to get inside Penny Mourdant's thinking here. It's very Game of Thrones ...

    https://twitter.com/jerseydeanne/status/1654765082000211968

    A dress befitting a Lord President.
  • GIN1138GIN1138 Posts: 22,151

    I would love to get inside Penny Mourdant's thinking here. It's very Game of Thrones ...

    https://twitter.com/jerseydeanne/status/1654765082000211968

    Penny would have been great as PM. :(
  • WhisperingOracleWhisperingOracle Posts: 9,050
    edited May 2023
    Yes, La Mordaunt the only Tory who can do empathy and authority.
  • FrankBoothFrankBooth Posts: 9,707
    Given the King isn't allowed into the City of London without permission is it appropriate to have the Lord Mayor at the Coronation?
  • Dura_AceDura_Ace Posts: 13,677

    It’s interesting to note the disparity in reactions towards NickP and SeanT when both admitted paying whores for sex

    Escorts, please.
    Had my first escort in 1980.

    She was blue and a real goer

    Got rusty when wet
    I thought they rusted when kept in clean, dry nitrogen, wrapped in plastic in the Mojave desert?
    Ours certainly did. Bought a new Escort in 1984-ish, battery pan rusted inside a year, garage repainted it, rusted again 9 months later - out of warranty. Last Ford I ever bought.
    Just about everything rusted in the 80s. I had a summer/weekend job in a workshop that prepped rally cars so I stitch welded and did cage fab on loads of brand new cars. I saw Astras and Escorts that came from the factory with rust. The VWs were a bit better and the Toyotas/Nissans were the best of all.
  • Richard_TyndallRichard_Tyndall Posts: 32,270
    Leon said:

    He wears a kilt quite well TBF

    I was just about to say the same thing. Very stylish outfit I thought. Those lapels are very cool.
  • EabhalEabhal Posts: 8,423
    I have been whatsapped a photo of Yousaf is possibly the most bling Argyll jacket ever. Plus a huge white sporran (bludgeoned seal pup, perhaps).
  • tlg86tlg86 Posts: 26,123
    DM_Andy said:

    Would you let one reprobate disrupt the wedding or funeral or a loved one on the grounds of "free speech"? Or would you bundle them out so they didn't upset anyone?

    Same goes for disruptive protestors at the Coronation.

    It's not a wedding or a funeral, it's the equivalent of a presidential inauguration without the need for a election first. If it's not acceptable to protest today when is it acceptable to protest the imposition of a Head of State without popular approval?
    There is absolutely nothing stopping a political party from campaigning to abolish the monarchy, winning an election, and then carrying through with that policy.

    Sadly for the protestors, constitutional reform doesn't seem high on the agenda of any political party.
  • JACK_WJACK_W Posts: 682
    Sean_F said:

    Sean_F said:

    Flanner said:

    What ever happened to Reform?

    Well, here's a wee story.

    In December 2022, Reform UK proudly announced that Richard Langridge, who they claimed had been a a Tory on West Oxfordshire District Council, had jumped ship and would henceforth be standing for Reform. Langridge had had a 21% lead over his Labour rival in 2015, but had actually resigned in mid-term over a squabble about Local Plans and had stood in 2019 as an Independent - narrowly beating his Tory rival by 5% of the 2019 poll.

    Langridge, in spite of Reform's press release, the stood in May 2023 as an Independent. And in a seat that had always returned a Tory or Langridge till this week, lost to the Greens by 11% of votes cast.

    How many other deranged announcements from Farage's alcoholic cronies are just as based on completely vacuous substance?

    Reform won a total of six seats, yesterday.
    Whoopee fucking-do. Hey, I'm impressed!
    Baby steps.
    More like post coitus cigarette ...
  • EabhalEabhal Posts: 8,423
    Eabhal said:

    I have been whatsapped a photo of Yousaf is possibly the most bling Argyll jacket ever. Plus a huge white sporran (bludgeoned seal pup, perhaps).

    Maybe a mountain hare.
  • TheuniondivvieTheuniondivvie Posts: 41,796

    Pulpstar said:

    Small escort for the king, then again he's not Rishi Sunak

    I hope it is an XR3i for a man of his status.
    Fiesta for the Duke of York
  • Sunil_PrasannanSunil_Prasannan Posts: 51,578
    tlg86 said:

    DM_Andy said:

    Would you let one reprobate disrupt the wedding or funeral or a loved one on the grounds of "free speech"? Or would you bundle them out so they didn't upset anyone?

    Same goes for disruptive protestors at the Coronation.

    It's not a wedding or a funeral, it's the equivalent of a presidential inauguration without the need for a election first. If it's not acceptable to protest today when is it acceptable to protest the imposition of a Head of State without popular approval?
    There is absolutely nothing stopping a political party from campaigning to abolish the monarchy, winning an election, and then carrying through with that policy.

    Sadly for the protestors, constitutional reform doesn't seem high on the agenda of any political party.
    How about Charles putting HIMSELF up for election?

    If he wins fair and square, I would have no problem with that at all.
  • MexicanpeteMexicanpete Posts: 28,190

    Yes, the only Tory who can do empathy and authority.

    Indeed, she was opening another food bank just the other day.
  • tlg86tlg86 Posts: 26,123

    tlg86 said:

    DM_Andy said:

    Would you let one reprobate disrupt the wedding or funeral or a loved one on the grounds of "free speech"? Or would you bundle them out so they didn't upset anyone?

    Same goes for disruptive protestors at the Coronation.

    It's not a wedding or a funeral, it's the equivalent of a presidential inauguration without the need for a election first. If it's not acceptable to protest today when is it acceptable to protest the imposition of a Head of State without popular approval?
    There is absolutely nothing stopping a political party from campaigning to abolish the monarchy, winning an election, and then carrying through with that policy.

    Sadly for the protestors, constitutional reform doesn't seem high on the agenda of any political party.
    How about Charles putting HIMSELF up for election?

    If he wins fair and square, I would have no problem with that at all.
    Why don't you put yourself up for election if you feel so strongly about it?
  • AnabobazinaAnabobazina Posts: 23,463
    GIN1138 said:

    Here comes the rain. Thoughts and prayers to those of us who were hoping to spend the day sorting out the garden. Owt else happening?

    I was hoping to get my strimmer out lol! Tomorrow doesn't look too bad to be fair.
    Tomorrow looks decent, yep
  • EabhalEabhal Posts: 8,423
    Turns out lots of Tories are fans of the massive LTN that had been imposed in central London today ;)
  • Sunil_PrasannanSunil_Prasannan Posts: 51,578

    I would love to get inside Penny Mourdant

    Hold that thought :blush:

  • AnabobazinaAnabobazina Posts: 23,463

    Would you let one reprobate disrupt the wedding or funeral or a loved one on the grounds of "free speech"? Or would you bundle them out so they didn't upset anyone?

    Same goes for disruptive protestors at the Coronation.

    Last time I looked the ‘Coronation’ was being staged in the public realm.
  • northern_monkeynorthern_monkey Posts: 1,639
    I hope all our monarchist friends enjoy the pageantry and ceremony and all the nauseatingly obsequious, oleaginous bollocks the day will bring. I love my country very much but the monarchy, as an institution and as individuals, just boils my piss. But hey, we’re all different so if all this floats your boat then you crack on and enjoy it all.

    To avoid all the kerfuffle I’m firing up the Brompton and taking myself off on a nice long ride to explore various tracks, bridleways and paths in the environs that I’ve never explored before. We don’t have rain forecast until this evening so it should be a nice dry and steady trundle. Might even stop off for a cheeky pint.

    Have a good one folks.
  • squareroot2squareroot2 Posts: 6,662
    GIN1138 said:

    Would you let one reprobate disrupt the wedding or funeral or a loved one on the grounds of "free speech"? Or would you bundle them out so they didn't upset anyone?

    Same goes for disruptive protestors at the Coronation.

    It's amazing how they can keep the Kings Highway clear for the Coronation but all the rest of the plebs have to put up with nearly daily disruption...
    Like Blair and Prescoot using the bus lane on the m4 to get to the airport....
  • JosiasJessopJosiasJessop Posts: 42,205
    Dura_Ace said:

    It’s interesting to note the disparity in reactions towards NickP and SeanT when both admitted paying whores for sex

    Escorts, please.
    Had my first escort in 1980.

    She was blue and a real goer

    Got rusty when wet
    I thought they rusted when kept in clean, dry nitrogen, wrapped in plastic in the Mojave desert?
    Ours certainly did. Bought a new Escort in 1984-ish, battery pan rusted inside a year, garage repainted it, rusted again 9 months later - out of warranty. Last Ford I ever bought.
    Just about everything rusted in the 80s. I had a summer/weekend job in a workshop that prepped rally cars so I stitch welded and did cage fab on loads of brand new cars. I saw Astras and Escorts that came from the factory with rust. The VWs were a bit better and the Toyotas/Nissans were the best of all.
    When they were teenagers, my brother bought my sister an MG Midget. It had a little rust in the footwell, so he cut it out. Then he discovered more rust, and cut that out. By the time he had finished, he had removed almost all the underside To his credit, he bent all the metal and welded it all in - and I think she's still got it.

    When he got his MG B, he just saved himself the work and bought a new bodyshell.
  • GallowgateGallowgate Posts: 19,418
    Liz Truss has some nerve showing up
  • JonathanJonathan Posts: 21,555
    The ex PMs come in two batches now, such is the silliness of the past five years.
  • TheuniondivvieTheuniondivvie Posts: 41,796
    Different Keirs, different times.
    Diseased Organism did a great Peel session in '81.


  • JACK_WJACK_W Posts: 682
    I see Boris dressed himself ... :smile:
  • DialupDialup Posts: 561
    edited May 2023
    The freedom of speech brigade have decided to take a day off because disrupting the Coronation is clearly unacceptable.

    At least we know they are hypocrites now.

    I don’t even agree with what the protestors are protesting about - but it is essential they be allowed to do so.
  • SandpitSandpit Posts: 54,314
    Seven living former PMs, that must be a record?
  • SandraMcSandraMc Posts: 690
    Boris! Can't he for once wear a shirt with a collar that isn't rumpled?
  • IanB2IanB2 Posts: 49,774

    Liz Truss has some nerve showing up

    All the perks and precedence of being an ex-PM without having carried the load.
  • AnabobazinaAnabobazina Posts: 23,463
    RAIN
  • FrankBoothFrankBooth Posts: 9,707
    Does the privileging of the Commonwealth leaders still make sense? Leaving aside those countries for whom the King is still Head of State?
  • Dura_AceDura_Ace Posts: 13,677

    Pulpstar said:

    Small escort for the king, then again he's not Rishi Sunak

    I hope it is an XR3i for a man of his status.
    Fiesta for the Duke of York
    He had a Mk.1 Range Rover when he was at Culdrose. No idea if it had the "Jimmy Savile" interior fit.
  • CyclefreeCyclefree Posts: 25,269
    OK fashion comments:-

    - May striking

    - Cherie Blair's dress nice but not suitable for a woman with her size bottom

    - Sarah Brown's shoes do not suit her legs

    - Samantha Cameron pretty

    - Liz Truss hideous. Also wearing THAT necklace.

    - Madame Macron and Jill Biden both elegant
  • another_richardanother_richard Posts: 26,469
    I bet Boris and Carrie are regretting those parties even more now.
  • IanB2IanB2 Posts: 49,774
    The UK Independence Party (Ukip) has been wiped out at England’s local elections, losing all six seats it was defending.

    The pro-Brexit party lost two councillors in Folkestone & Hythe, one in South Staffordshire, one in Tamworth, one in Tendring and one in Bournemouth, Christchurch & Poole.
  • GIN1138GIN1138 Posts: 22,151
    Looks somber doesn't it?
  • AnabobazinaAnabobazina Posts: 23,463
    stodge said:

    Here comes the rain. Thoughts and prayers to those of us who were hoping to spend the day sorting out the garden. Owt else happening?

    Just looked at the radar - fairly light over London so far but heavier rain to the west - nothing torrential.
    A strong candidate for the worst PB Nowcast of all time
  • Daveyboy1961Daveyboy1961 Posts: 3,851
    which flag is Mrs Sunak flying today?
  • FrankBoothFrankBooth Posts: 9,707
    Cyclefree said:

    OK fashion comments:-

    - May striking

    - Cherie Blair's dress nice but not suitable for a woman with her size bottom

    - Sarah Brown's shoes do not suit her legs

    - Samantha Cameron pretty

    - Liz Truss hideous. Also wearing THAT necklace.

    - Madame Macron and Jill Biden both elegant

    I noticed Mrs Zelenska sitting next to Jill Biden - nice touch.
  • LeonLeon Posts: 54,668
    Getting the Royal TINGLEZ now
  • Sunil_PrasannanSunil_Prasannan Posts: 51,578
    JACK_W said:

    GIN1138 said:

    Good morning PB.

    Is it over yet? :D

    No .. still 2 more councils to report ....
    1 more council, Redcar & Cleveland - slackers!
  • SandraMcSandraMc Posts: 690

    Different Keirs, different times.
    Diseased Organism did a great Peel session in '81.


    David Lammy was being sychophantic about the Monarch on the BBC earlier. All the Republicans within the Labour Party have probably been chained up by Sir Keir in an oubliette somewhere.
  • GIN1138GIN1138 Posts: 22,151
    Cyclefree said:

    OK fashion comments:-

    - May striking

    - Cherie Blair's dress nice but not suitable for a woman with her size bottom

    - Sarah Brown's shoes do not suit her legs

    - Samantha Cameron pretty

    - Liz Truss hideous. Also wearing THAT necklace.

    - Madame Macron and Jill Biden both elegant

    Getting down to the nitty gritty Miss Cycle
  • Sunil_PrasannanSunil_Prasannan Posts: 51,578
    SandraMc said:

    Different Keirs, different times.
    Diseased Organism did a great Peel session in '81.


    David Lammy was being sychophantic about the Monarch on the BBC earlier. All the Republicans within the Labour Party have probably been chained up by Sir Keir in an oubliette somewhere.
    I am the only republican in the PB village :sunglasses:
  • MexicanpeteMexicanpete Posts: 28,190
    Boris and Liz looking resplendent!
  • GallowgateGallowgate Posts: 19,418
    Nice of the King to give those 2 chaps a backy
  • LeonLeon Posts: 54,668
    Fuck look at that carriage
  • Daveyboy1961Daveyboy1961 Posts: 3,851

    Would you let one reprobate disrupt the wedding or funeral or a loved one on the grounds of "free speech"? Or would you bundle them out so they didn't upset anyone?

    Same goes for disruptive protestors at the Coronation.

    Last time I looked the ‘Coronation’ was being staged in the public realm.
    like weddings
  • TheuniondivvieTheuniondivvie Posts: 41,796
    Since we're doing PBer spotting, any of the PB Carlists here?


  • Sunil_PrasannanSunil_Prasannan Posts: 51,578

    Does the privileging of the Commonwealth leaders still make sense? Leaving aside those countries for whom the King is still Head of State?

    The utter and total irony of having all those massive flags lining The Mall, the majority of whom are republics :lol:
  • JosiasJessopJosiasJessop Posts: 42,205
    If the central part of the ceremony is the anointing, is the central part of a Glaswegian Coronation the a-nutting?

    "And here we come to the central part of the ceremony, where the King takes exception to the Bishop looking at his bird, and proceeds to headbutt him. This is followed by the ritual kicking in the ribs, and then the millennium-old being dragged out by his friends."
  • carnforthcarnforth Posts: 4,488
    The blue on the horses is tacky.
  • Sunil_PrasannanSunil_Prasannan Posts: 51,578
    Leon said:

    Fuck look at that carriage

    Yeah, I mean can't Chas and the Hag afford a nice electric vehicle?
  • AnabobazinaAnabobazina Posts: 23,463
    Well it’s pissing it down and I can’t get in the garden. Why no Saturday Morning Kitchen? Odd.
  • TimSTimS Posts: 12,720
    They should have had the coronation (and bank holiday) yesterday. Weather would have been much better, 3 day week, and we wouldn’t have this strange unnecessary bank holiday next Monday.
  • FrankBoothFrankBooth Posts: 9,707
    I will say this. Plenty of national leaders and dignitaries have indulged Vladimir Putin over the years. HMK is known to loathe the man.
  • MexicanpeteMexicanpete Posts: 28,190
    Leon said:

    Fuck look at that carriage

    That's no way to refer to Cherie's a***!
  • AnabobazinaAnabobazina Posts: 23,463

    Would you let one reprobate disrupt the wedding or funeral or a loved one on the grounds of "free speech"? Or would you bundle them out so they didn't upset anyone?

    Same goes for disruptive protestors at the Coronation.

    Last time I looked the ‘Coronation’ was being staged in the public realm.
    like weddings
    My wedding was at a hotel
  • Sunil_PrasannanSunil_Prasannan Posts: 51,578

    Well it’s pissing it down and I can’t get in the garden. Why no Saturday Morning Kitchen? Odd.

    Mum's given up, but instead she's driven down the road to B & Q to stock up on MORE plants!
  • CyclefreeCyclefree Posts: 25,269
    From a distance it does look like as if Charles is wearing a cardi, as well he might in this weather.
  • RobDRobD Posts: 59,804
    edited May 2023
    Cyclefree said:

    From a distance it does look like as if Charles is wearing a cardi, as well he might in this weather.

    I wonder if he’ll be wearing tights or not.
  • tlg86tlg86 Posts: 26,123
    TimS said:

    They should have had the coronation (and bank holiday) yesterday. Weather would have been much better, 3 day week, and we wouldn’t have this strange unnecessary bank holiday next Monday.

    Not unnecessary. It allows me to recover from Newcastle away.
  • TimSTimS Posts: 12,720
    SandraMc said:

    Different Keirs, different times.
    Diseased Organism did a great Peel session in '81.


    David Lammy was being sychophantic about the Monarch on the BBC earlier. All the Republicans within the Labour Party have probably been chained up by Sir Keir in an oubliette somewhere.
    If Labour start saying things like that Keir Hardie quote now we’ll be lumbered with another decade of Tory misrule. I know that would suit the SNP and Corbynistas but it wouldn’t help the rest of the country.
  • pigeonpigeon Posts: 4,813
    TimS said:

    They should have had the coronation (and bank holiday) yesterday. Weather would have been much better, 3 day week, and we wouldn’t have this strange unnecessary bank holiday next Monday.

    I'm 100% in favour of having the bank holiday on a Monday. Monday's are horrid, whereas I only work half-a-day on a Friday. Thanks Charlie!
  • boulayboulay Posts: 5,412
    TimS said:

    They should have had the coronation (and bank holiday) yesterday. Weather would have been much better, 3 day week, and we wouldn’t have this strange unnecessary bank holiday next Monday.

    Could be worse, we have to endure another bank holiday on Tuesday for Liberation day. Too many bank holidays in such a short period.
  • Dura_AceDura_Ace Posts: 13,677

    Since we're doing PBer spotting, any of the PB Carlists here?


    Respect.


  • LeonLeon Posts: 54,668
    The endless drizzle is giving it all a dreamy, misty, half-unreal effect. Befitting perhaps
  • IanB2IanB2 Posts: 49,774

    RAIN

    If the weather we have here is coming, it's going to be a Thames parade washout later
  • CyclefreeCyclefree Posts: 25,269
    GIN1138 said:

    Cyclefree said:

    OK fashion comments:-

    - May striking

    - Cherie Blair's dress nice but not suitable for a woman with her size bottom

    - Sarah Brown's shoes do not suit her legs

    - Samantha Cameron pretty

    - Liz Truss hideous. Also wearing THAT necklace.

    - Madame Macron and Jill Biden both elegant

    Getting down to the nitty gritty Miss Cycle
    Yes.

    I am a great believer in "bella figura". If you are in public you should try not to look like a fright. Mirrors don't cost much.
  • DialupDialup Posts: 561
    Let’s arrest the weather because it’s not doing what it is told
  • TimSTimS Posts: 12,720
    IanB2 said:

    RAIN

    If the weather we have here is coming, it's going to be a Thames parade washout later
    I think it’s going to dissipate a little before reaching here.
  • williamglennwilliamglenn Posts: 51,307
    edited May 2023
    kamski said:

    Leon said:

    Leon said:

    Occurs to me that Aleister Crowley would be revelling in the coronation. He knew the overwhelming psychic importance of apparently pointless ritual. The older the better

    It is ritual magic. It is athames and sacred orbs and incomprehensible unguents from Jerusalem

    Much of this stretches back to the Anglo-Saxon Kings in the 8th Century. Some of it even has its roots in the Old Testament.

    It is truly humbling.

    Today is going to be a show the likes of which we've never seen in our lifetimes. Almost every country in the world has sent either their Head of State or a very senior representative. Billions will tune in.

    Those who miss it will later regret it.
    Yes, you must have ZERO interest in history, religion, politics, music, architecture, pageantry to be determined to miss this. Even if you utterly loathe the monarchy it’s simply fascinating
    Sounds like an absolute yawnfest. And the coverage is guaranteed be unwatchably obsequious to anyone with any sense of decency.
    Even Der Spiegel has a live stream of the coronation.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4ImL5Ev3LoA
  • AnabobazinaAnabobazina Posts: 23,463

    Would you let one reprobate disrupt the wedding or funeral or a loved one on the grounds of "free speech"? Or would you bundle them out so they didn't upset anyone?

    Same goes for disruptive protestors at the Coronation.

    Last time I looked the ‘Coronation’ was being staged in the public realm.
    like weddings
    My wedding was at a hotel

    Well it’s pissing it down and I can’t get in the garden. Why no Saturday Morning Kitchen? Odd.

    Mum's given up, but instead she's driven down the road to B & Q to stock up on MORE plants!
    A kindred spirit 👊
  • RobDRobD Posts: 59,804
    Dialup said:

    Let’s arrest the weather because it’s not doing what it is told

    What’s wrong with a bit of rain?
  • Sunil_PrasannanSunil_Prasannan Posts: 51,578
    RobD said:

    Dialup said:

    Let’s arrest the weather because it’s not doing what it is told

    What’s wrong with a bit of rain?
    As an aside. Did you know the weather in Germany is always Wetter?
  • WhisperingOracleWhisperingOracle Posts: 9,050
    Rain is disruptive ! Should be detained.
  • RobDRobD Posts: 59,804

    RobD said:

    Dialup said:

    Let’s arrest the weather because it’s not doing what it is told

    What’s wrong with a bit of rain?
    As an aside. Did you know the weather in Germany is always Wetter?
    Do you know where the rain in Spain mainly falls?
  • FrankBoothFrankBooth Posts: 9,707
    I'm not much of a Royalist but I'll admit to being Coronation curious. Mostly for the political/historical interest.
  • viewcodeviewcode Posts: 21,789

    I would love to get inside Penny Mourdant's thinking here. It's very Game of Thrones ...

    https://twitter.com/jerseydeanne/status/1654765082000211968

    My lord above, that woman is beautiful.
  • Sunil_PrasannanSunil_Prasannan Posts: 51,578
    Oh well, no Meghan...
  • Sunil_PrasannanSunil_Prasannan Posts: 51,578
    Princess Anne the trans-man :lol:
  • LeonLeon Posts: 54,668
    If you’re gonna have a coronation this is how you do it

    Insane levels of pageantry and religion. They should set off a ceremonial nuclear bomb over Wick at the end, blessed by the bishop of Lichfield
  • GIN1138GIN1138 Posts: 22,151

    Oh well, no Meghan...

    She's too famous to waste her time with this crowd...
  • WhisperingOracleWhisperingOracle Posts: 9,050
    edited May 2023
    Leon said:

    If you’re gonna have a coronation this is how you do it

    Insane levels of pageantry and religion. They should set off a ceremonial nuclear bomb over Wick at the end, blessed by the bishop of Lichfield

    I like the idea, but Slough would be better. They could call it "The New Royal Fireworks".
  • SandpitSandpit Posts: 54,314
    GIN1138 said:

    Oh well, no Meghan...

    She's too famous to waste her time with this crowd...
    Nothing in it for her, so why would she be bothered…
  • EabhalEabhal Posts: 8,423
    Princess Anne is FIRE. #myqueen
  • DavidLDavidL Posts: 53,706
    Leon said:

    If you’re gonna have a coronation this is how you do it

    Insane levels of pageantry and religion. They should set off a ceremonial nuclear bomb over Wick at the end, blessed by the bishop of Lichfield

    Why not? It would be little loss.
  • another_richardanother_richard Posts: 26,469
    What are all those medals that Mike Tindall's wearing ?
  • Dura_AceDura_Ace Posts: 13,677
    viewcode said:

    I would love to get inside Penny Mourdant's thinking here. It's very Game of Thrones ...

    https://twitter.com/jerseydeanne/status/1654765082000211968

    My lord above, that woman is beautiful.
    Very impressive cock range on old mate, here. Who can't he get it up for?
  • geoffwgeoffw Posts: 8,661
    The postillions!
  • DougSealDougSeal Posts: 12,541

    DougSeal said:

    DougSeal said:

    Good morning

    For the second time in my lifetime I awake on coronation day and while being ambivalent to the monarchy there are many millions for whom today is historic and very special and I hope they have a wonderful day

    Turning to politics the conservatives had a terrible day and it should not have surprised anyone after the debacle of the Johnson/ Truss time, and they need to unite behind Sunak and not listen to the siren voices bemoaning the eviction from office of Johnson

    As for labour a good result but seemingly confirmation that Starmer has not yet sealed the deal with

    It would be churlish not to recognise the spectacular success of the lib dems and greens which should provide red flag warnings for both the conservatives and labour

    I am content with yesterday's result and would suggest that next year's GE , now almost certainly in October, could spin out any result but I would predict a labour government in coalition with the lib dems as a very real possibility and perfectly acceptable to me

    I would just like to send my sincere congratulations to @NickPalmer on winning yesterday, and while we are not on the same page politically, he is a credit to politics, is a really nice person, and made a hilarious admission on here some weeks ago that has gone down in PB history

    “… most commentators suggesting he may well become PM leading a minority government…”

    Can you point me to a few? I think I’ve found one so far.
    It was the impression I had after catching up on the news after being involved all day with my son in law in a DIY project

    Certainly I did not hear or read an endorsement that Starmer will win a majority
    That’s not what you said. You said most commentators are suggesting Sunak could well become PM leading a minority government. Can you point me to a few?
    He said 'most commentators are suggesting Starmer could well become PM leading a minority government', not Sunak.
    Oh. Shit. Yeah.
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