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Election night guide – politicalbetting.com

SystemSystem Posts: 12,031
edited July 7 in General
imageElection night guide – politicalbetting.com

As we all await the bong at 10:00 PM, I’ve prepped up a few spreadsheets that will try and sort the wheat from the chaff.

Read the full story here

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  • mwadamsmwadams Posts: 3,524
    That's great! Thanks.
  • BlancheLivermoreBlancheLivermore Posts: 5,590
    The avalanche election is upon us

    Who won't fall?

    Slalom Sir Keir seems ever so aptly named to ride it all the way to Number Ten
  • HeathenerHeathener Posts: 7,077
    edited July 4
    Anyway off to RHS Wisley. Beautiful morning for it.

    I voted Labour by post down in Newton Abbot last week.

    p.s. @Farooq lol. I feel a bit queasy about trying to badger someone, especially a friend, over how to vote. End of the day each person needs to make up their own mind. So you won’t find me saying VOTE LABOUR Oh ...
  • BartholomewRobertsBartholomewRoberts Posts: 21,393
    Thank you Pulpstar and to everyone betting today good luck and I hope its profitable.

    My nerves normally can't handle betting on the night.

    A very memorable day today either way.
  • GallowgateGallowgate Posts: 19,316
    I’m going to treat myself to a little bottle of supermarket whisky for tonights celebrations before Keith taxes my income into oblivion. Any suggestions?
  • CarnyxCarnyx Posts: 42,452

    To our American posters.

    Happy Treason Day you bunch of ungrateful colonials.

    What dio you expect with a bunch of Stuarts and Hanoverians? No wonder.
  • TweedledeeTweedledee Posts: 1,405
    Telegraph outdoing itself today with both Your wealth is about to be surrendered to socialist Starmer and Revealed: all the ways Labour could tax your family home.
  • RochdalePioneersRochdalePioneers Posts: 28,627
    Andy_JS said:

    Nigelb said:

    Heathener said:

    maxh said:

    J.
    Also notable that noone asked me for ID.

    Wow!! Really?

    I’m heartened to hear that.
    The lady at the door asked us if we had ID, but no one asked to see it.
    I was second in the queue at 6.55; as I left at 6.02 there were around seven or eight waiting.

    I doubt the numbers voting first thing mean a lot. It's how many still queuing in the evening.
    Well, it's supposed to be compulsory that you do show ID, so I'm not sure what was going on there.
    The election staff have decided to throw off their fascist overlords?
  • RochdalePioneersRochdalePioneers Posts: 28,627

    I’m going to treat myself to a little bottle of supermarket whisky for tonights celebrations before Keith taxes my income into oblivion. Any suggestions?

    Any blend from Lidl :s
  • BartholomewRobertsBartholomewRoberts Posts: 21,393
    Andy_JS said:

    Thanks Pulpstar.

    Incidentally, I have a prediction spreadsheet which I might post later on if people are interested. The more the merrier I suppose when it comes to election night spreadsheets!

    There is nobody here from 2016 who will ever say no to one of your spreadsheets Andy!
  • CarnyxCarnyx Posts: 42,452

    I’m going to treat myself to a little bottle of supermarket whisky for tonights celebrations before Keith taxes my income into oblivion. Any suggestions?

    If it's not a single malt, then Famous Grouse perhaps.
  • wooliedyedwooliedyed Posts: 9,946
    August 22nd is the first big hurdle for PM Starmer, he sneaks past Mary Elizabeth as shortest serving PM
  • Andy_JSAndy_JS Posts: 31,260
    This is a bit scary from the Reform candidate in Liz Truss's seat.

    "To be honest it isn’t about me but about ‘YOU.’"

    https://www.reformparty.uk/south-west-norfolk-constituency
  • CarnyxCarnyx Posts: 42,452

    I’m going to treat myself to a little bottle of supermarket whisky for tonights celebrations before Keith taxes my income into oblivion. Any suggestions?

    Any blend from Lidl :s
    They do occasionally come up with the real goods. But I've not been keeping tabs (still have some of my late dad's Scottish Malt Whisky collection so no need).
  • MisterBedfordshireMisterBedfordshire Posts: 2,252

    Telegraph outdoing itself today with both Your wealth is about to be surrendered to socialist Starmer and Revealed: all the ways Labour could tax your family home.

    It and the mail read like a Private Eye pdrody of them.
  • SandpitSandpit Posts: 53,113

    I’m going to treat myself to a little bottle of supermarket whisky for tonights celebrations before Keith taxes my income into oblivion. Any suggestions?

    If it’s your last hurrah then go to Waitrose and buy a bottle of the proper stuff.
  • FF43FF43 Posts: 16,913
    Great work @Pulpstar
  • Andy_JSAndy_JS Posts: 31,260

    I’m going to treat myself to a little bottle of supermarket whisky for tonights celebrations before Keith taxes my income into oblivion. Any suggestions?

    Can you get Talisker in supermarkets? That's one of the best ones.
  • CarnyxCarnyx Posts: 42,452

    Telegraph outdoing itself today with both Your wealth is about to be surrendered to socialist Starmer and Revealed: all the ways Labour could tax your family home.

    Oh? How much is the Foreskin Tax going to be, that we've been warned about for weeks now by our Tories?
  • CarnyxCarnyx Posts: 42,452

    I forgot to tell PB that yesterday I was offered and accepted a Newly Qualified solicitor job at my current firm, starting in September. Career change (which some of you might remember) very nearly complete. :)

    Excellent.
  • Scott_xPScott_xP Posts: 35,335

    I’m going to treat myself to a little bottle of supermarket whisky for tonights celebrations before Keith taxes my income into oblivion. Any suggestions?

    Surely the only drink tonight is Kir Royale
  • IanB2IanB2 Posts: 49,499

    To our American posters.

    Happy Treason Day you bunch of ungrateful colonials.

    The way things have turned out, we were wise to let them go.
  • eekeek Posts: 27,347

    I’m going to treat myself to a little bottle of supermarket whisky for tonights celebrations before Keith taxes my income into oblivion. Any suggestions?

    I will have a dram of either Johnnie Walker Blue or Double Black.

    But I may open the Filey Bay single malt
  • MexicanpeteMexicanpete Posts: 27,461

    I’m going to treat myself to a little bottle of supermarket whisky for tonights celebrations before Keith taxes my income into oblivion. Any suggestions?

    Any blend from Lidl :s
    At eighteen quid for a malt you can't go wrong. Not a drinker these days but the Islay is smoother.
  • NigelbNigelb Posts: 68,377

    Andy_JS said:

    Nigelb said:

    Heathener said:

    maxh said:

    J.
    Also notable that noone asked me for ID.

    Wow!! Really?

    I’m heartened to hear that.
    The lady at the door asked us if we had ID, but no one asked to see it.
    I was second in the queue at 6.55; as I left at 6.02 there were around seven or eight waiting.

    I doubt the numbers voting first thing mean a lot. It's how many still queuing in the evening.
    Well, it's supposed to be compulsory that you do show ID, so I'm not sure what was going on there.
    The election staff have decided to throw off their fascist overlords?
    They clearly trusted our assurances that we did indeed carry ID.
    Who would not ?
  • Richard_TyndallRichard_Tyndall Posts: 32,031
    Brilliant. Thanks Pulp.
  • Richard_TyndallRichard_Tyndall Posts: 32,031

    I forgot to tell PB that yesterday I was offered and accepted a Newly Qualified solicitor job at my current firm, starting in September. Career change (which some of you might remember) very nearly complete. :)

    Congrats sir. Good to see all that hard work paying off.
  • LloydBanksLloydBanks Posts: 45

    Thank you Pulpstar and to everyone betting today good luck and I hope its profitable.

    My nerves normally can't handle betting on the night.

    A very memorable day today either way.

    Same - I will let all mine ride out from now on. Best of luck to all PoliticalBettors!
  • GhedebravGhedebrav Posts: 3,860

    To our American posters.

    Happy Treason Day you bunch of ungrateful colonials.

    Ah but it is traditional to celebrate the bashing of the Tories today, no?
  • BartholomewRobertsBartholomewRoberts Posts: 21,393
    I think I might be the only non-teetotaller on this site who doesn't actually like whisky.

    I'll probably be drinking Kraken which is my go to normally, but I might go for a different rum.
  • GhedebravGhedebrav Posts: 3,860
    Nigelb said:

    Andy_JS said:

    Nigelb said:

    Heathener said:

    maxh said:

    J.
    Also notable that noone asked me for ID.

    Wow!! Really?

    I’m heartened to hear that.
    The lady at the door asked us if we had ID, but no one asked to see it.
    I was second in the queue at 6.55; as I left at 6.02 there were around seven or eight waiting.

    I doubt the numbers voting first thing mean a lot. It's how many still queuing in the evening.
    Well, it's supposed to be compulsory that you do show ID, so I'm not sure what was going on there.
    The election staff have decided to throw off their fascist overlords?
    They clearly trusted our assurances that we did indeed carry ID.
    Who would not ?
    The Freudian brought their id. Chaos ensued.
  • TimSTimS Posts: 11,999
    Good morning all. I wake with a sense of regret that I miss out on todays ritual because I already sent off a postal vote; a deep fatigue after being woken by the police ringing the doorbell at 4.30 asking if we knew a small child that had been found wandering the neighbouring street; and with a deep sense of trepidation and fear of the worst that I always get on general election nights.

    The header should come with a trigger warning. That picture of Clegg with 10 seats takes me back to a thoroughly depressing night of hat eating.

    What’s my biggest fear today? Probably not a huge Tory recovery to be largest party, I think that’s probably now beyond them, but a stronger than expected showing by Reform and seats in parliament, and a sense that perhaps, like in 2016, we are heading slowly towards what France is now experiencing.
  • NigelbNigelb Posts: 68,377

    I’m going to treat myself to a little bottle of supermarket whisky for tonights celebrations before Keith taxes my income into oblivion. Any suggestions?

    Whatever single malt they have the best offer on. They usually have at least a couple with mega discounts if you have a loyalty card, and just about any malt is a lot nicer than the generic blends.
  • Andy_JSAndy_JS Posts: 31,260
    Cheery headlines in the Telegraph.

    "Labour’s plan for Britain should terrify us all
    I understand some may be tempted to back Reform, but doing so would help put Starmer into No 10
    PRITI PATEL"

    https://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2024/07/03/labours-plan-for-britain-should-terrify-us-all/

    "The UK is about to enter a nightmare much darker than anyone yet realises
    A Labour landslide with the Lib Dems as the official opposition will turn us into a Left-wing one party state
    ALLISTER HEATH"

    https://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2024/07/03/uk-to-enter-nightmare-much-darker-than-anyone-realises/

    "Britain is in danger of becoming a global irrelevance
    A Starmer government will obsess over woke priorities abroad while jeopardising our alliance with the US
    CON COUGHLIN"

    https://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2024/07/04/britain-is-in-danger-of-becoming-a-global-irrelevance/
  • Scott_xPScott_xP Posts: 35,335
    TimS said:

    What’s my biggest fear today? Probably not a huge Tory recovery to be largest party, I think that’s probably now beyond them, but a stronger than expected showing by Reform and seats in parliament, and a sense that perhaps, like in 2016, we are heading slowly towards what France is now experiencing.

    Iain Martin has penned a column in The Times today.

    He was cheerleader for Brexit, BoZo, and all the madness that ensued.

    His column today? "The Tories must not embrace Faragism..."

    Better late than never?
  • MexicanpeteMexicanpete Posts: 27,461
    ...
    Andy_JS said:

    Cheery headlines in the Telegraph.

    "Labour’s plan for Britain should terrify us all
    I understand some may be tempted to back Reform, but doing so would help put Starmer into No 10
    PRITI PATEL"

    https://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2024/07/03/labours-plan-for-britain-should-terrify-us-all/

    "The UK is about to enter a nightmare much darker than anyone yet realises
    A Labour landslide with the Lib Dems as the official opposition will turn us into a Left-wing one party state
    ALLISTER HEATH"

    https://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2024/07/03/uk-to-enter-nightmare-much-darker-than-anyone-realises/

    "Britain is in danger of becoming a global irrelevance
    A Starmer government will obsess over woke priorities abroad while jeopardising our alliance with the US
    CON COUGHLIN"

    https://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2024/07/04/britain-is-in-danger-of-becoming-a-global-irrelevance/

    Thanks Andy, I'll bear all that in mind when I vote
  • NigelbNigelb Posts: 68,377
    Andy_JS said:

    Cheery headlines in the Telegraph.

    "Labour’s plan for Britain should terrify us all
    I understand some may be tempted to back Reform, but doing so would help put Starmer into No 10
    PRITI PATEL"

    https://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2024/07/03/labours-plan-for-britain-should-terrify-us-all/

    "The UK is about to enter a nightmare much darker than anyone yet realises
    A Labour landslide with the Lib Dems as the official opposition will turn us into a Left-wing one party state
    ALLISTER HEATH"

    https://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2024/07/03/uk-to-enter-nightmare-much-darker-than-anyone-realises/

    "Britain is in danger of becoming a global irrelevance
    A Starmer government will obsess over woke priorities abroad while jeopardising our alliance with the US
    CON COUGHLIN"

    https://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2024/07/04/britain-is-in-danger-of-becoming-a-global-irrelevance/

    The Telegraph will overnight become an irrelevance (or rather, more so than it already is).
    And the ones obsessing over woke appear to be their comment section.
  • SMukeshSMukesh Posts: 1,723
    Haven`t seen any pensioners at the polling station. Only working age mumsy types.
  • TheScreamingEaglesTheScreamingEagles Posts: 118,363
    SMukesh said:

    Haven`t seen any pensioners at the polling station. Only working age mumsy types.

    The demographic code for those is MILFs.
  • NigelbNigelb Posts: 68,377

    Site notice.

    For today and tomorrow I am lifting the one photo a day limit but on the following conditions.

    1) Only one photo per post

    2) The extra photo allowance must be election related. So no photos of what you had for lunch.

    Even if you ate your ballot paper in protest ?
  • algarkirkalgarkirk Posts: 11,980

    Site notice.

    For today and tomorrow I am lifting the one photo a day limit but on the following conditions.

    1) Only one photo per post

    2) The extra photo allowance must be election related. So no photos of what you had for lunch.

    What about it I eat a dog at a polling station?
  • wooliedyedwooliedyed Posts: 9,946
    edited July 4
    So I posted my prediction yesterday, but my general thinking at the moment is that overall swing will be 12 to 13% with swing locally up to 20%. I think the MRPs are overdoing proportional swing as is baxter so seat count will be a little higher for the Tories than modelled. 150 seats on a 38 25 final score (e.g.) would not be an unreasonable expectation I think so towards that figure. Nearer 150 than 100, if they GOTV then 1997 or very slightly above.
    But I will hold to my official prediction anyway
  • IanB2IanB2 Posts: 49,499
    Nigelb said:

    Andy_JS said:

    Cheery headlines in the Telegraph.

    "Labour’s plan for Britain should terrify us all
    I understand some may be tempted to back Reform, but doing so would help put Starmer into No 10
    PRITI PATEL"

    https://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2024/07/03/labours-plan-for-britain-should-terrify-us-all/

    "The UK is about to enter a nightmare much darker than anyone yet realises
    A Labour landslide with the Lib Dems as the official opposition will turn us into a Left-wing one party state
    ALLISTER HEATH"

    https://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2024/07/03/uk-to-enter-nightmare-much-darker-than-anyone-realises/

    "Britain is in danger of becoming a global irrelevance
    A Starmer government will obsess over woke priorities abroad while jeopardising our alliance with the US
    CON COUGHLIN"

    https://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2024/07/04/britain-is-in-danger-of-becoming-a-global-irrelevance/

    The Telegraph will overnight become an irrelevance (or rather, more so than it already is).
    And the ones obsessing over woke appear to be their comment section.
    However much time passes, you're never old enough to read the Telegraph.
  • MexicanpeteMexicanpete Posts: 27,461
    SMukesh said:

    Haven`t seen any pensioners at the polling station. Only working age mumsy types.

    All the mums getting in early to vote out VAT on private schools.
  • GallowgateGallowgate Posts: 19,316

    Site notice.

    For today and tomorrow I am lifting the one photo a day limit but on the following conditions.

    1) Only one photo per post

    2) The extra photo allowance must be election related. So no photos of what you had for lunch.

    What if I am eating the Tories for dinner?
  • TheScreamingEaglesTheScreamingEagles Posts: 118,363

    Site notice.

    For today and tomorrow I am lifting the one photo a day limit but on the following conditions.

    1) Only one photo per post

    2) The extra photo allowance must be election related. So no photos of what you had for lunch.

    What if I am eating the Tories for dinner?
    Excluded.
  • BartholomewRobertsBartholomewRoberts Posts: 21,393
    algarkirk said:

    Site notice.

    For today and tomorrow I am lifting the one photo a day limit but on the following conditions.

    1) Only one photo per post

    2) The extra photo allowance must be election related. So no photos of what you had for lunch.

    What about it I eat a dog at a polling station?
    So long as its not a hot dog that should be quite interesting to see.
  • SandpitSandpit Posts: 53,113

    I forgot to tell PB that yesterday I was offered and accepted a Newly Qualified solicitor job at my current firm, starting in September. Career change (which some of you might remember) very nearly complete. :)

    Well in that case definitely buy a bottle of the proper stuff!! Congratulations.
  • BenpointerBenpointer Posts: 34,336
    Andy_JS said:

    Cheery headlines in the Telegraph.

    "Labour’s plan for Britain should terrify us all
    I understand some may be tempted to back Reform, but doing so would help put Starmer into No 10
    PRITI PATEL"

    https://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2024/07/03/labours-plan-for-britain-should-terrify-us-all/

    "The UK is about to enter a nightmare much darker than anyone yet realises
    A Labour landslide with the Lib Dems as the official opposition will turn us into a Left-wing one party state
    ALLISTER HEATH"

    https://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2024/07/03/uk-to-enter-nightmare-much-darker-than-anyone-realises/

    "Britain is in danger of becoming a global irrelevance
    A Starmer government will obsess over woke priorities abroad while jeopardising our alliance with the US
    CON COUGHLIN"

    https://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2024/07/04/britain-is-in-danger-of-becoming-a-global-irrelevance/

    A Labour landslide with the Lib Dems as the official opposition will turn us into a Left-wing one party state

    Er, Lab = 1, LDs = 2...

    Oxymoronic from Heath.
  • TheScreamingEaglesTheScreamingEagles Posts: 118,363
    algarkirk said:

    Site notice.

    For today and tomorrow I am lifting the one photo a day limit but on the following conditions.

    1) Only one photo per post

    2) The extra photo allowance must be election related. So no photos of what you had for lunch.

    What about it I eat a dog at a polling station?
    IanB2 would be on your case.
  • wooliedyedwooliedyed Posts: 9,946
    I revealed to sister woolie the MRPs. She's in Broadland and Fakenham and slightly excited her vote might actually make a difference for once!
  • Andy_JSAndy_JS Posts: 31,260
    edited July 4
    Young people today.

    "Emma Raducanu says she did not know general election vote was on Thursday

    At a press conference, Raducanu was asked if she would vote before practising on Thursday, and if she would keep an eye on the general election in the evening. “No,” she replied, smiling. “I think I’ll have a lie-in, then I’ll come to practise.

    “I didn’t even know it was tomorrow, to be honest! Thanks for letting me know.”"

    https://www.theguardian.com/sport/article/2024/jul/03/emma-raducanu-claims-ignorance-of-general-election-and-says-she-will-lie-in
  • NigelbNigelb Posts: 68,377
    Good morning Big_G.
    Have you voted yet ?
  • eekeek Posts: 27,347
    edited July 4
    Nigelb said:

    I’m going to treat myself to a little bottle of supermarket whisky for tonights celebrations before Keith taxes my income into oblivion. Any suggestions?

    Whatever single malt they have the best offer on. They usually have at least a couple with mega discounts if you have a loyalty card, and just about any malt is a lot nicer than the generic blends.
    Don't go for the best offer all the time - Talisker Skye is on offer at Tesco for a reason (it's awful).

    I'm tempted to try Aber Fells simply because of this review (on Sainsburys)

    A complete imposter
    This is not whisky, it is more like an unidentifiable fruit flavoured fortified beverage. I am of the opinion that the distiller/blender should stick to singing or rugby.
  • TheScreamingEaglesTheScreamingEagles Posts: 118,363

    Andy_JS said:

    Cheery headlines in the Telegraph.

    "Labour’s plan for Britain should terrify us all
    I understand some may be tempted to back Reform, but doing so would help put Starmer into No 10
    PRITI PATEL"

    https://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2024/07/03/labours-plan-for-britain-should-terrify-us-all/

    "The UK is about to enter a nightmare much darker than anyone yet realises
    A Labour landslide with the Lib Dems as the official opposition will turn us into a Left-wing one party state
    ALLISTER HEATH"

    https://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2024/07/03/uk-to-enter-nightmare-much-darker-than-anyone-realises/

    "Britain is in danger of becoming a global irrelevance
    A Starmer government will obsess over woke priorities abroad while jeopardising our alliance with the US
    CON COUGHLIN"

    https://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2024/07/04/britain-is-in-danger-of-becoming-a-global-irrelevance/

    A Labour landslide with the Lib Dems as the official opposition will turn us into a Left-wing one party state

    Er, Lab = 1, LDs = 2...

    Oxymoronic from Heath.
    The Lib Dems that went into coalition with the Tories?

    Those Lib Dems Alistair?
  • RochdalePioneersRochdalePioneers Posts: 28,627
    .

    I forgot to tell PB that yesterday I was offered and accepted a Newly Qualified solicitor job at my current firm, starting in September. Career change (which some of you might remember) very nearly complete. :)

    FANTASTIC NEWS! Congratulations!!!
  • wooliedyedwooliedyed Posts: 9,946

    I forgot to tell PB that yesterday I was offered and accepted a Newly Qualified solicitor job at my current firm, starting in September. Career change (which some of you might remember) very nearly complete. :)

    Splendid., congrats!!
  • FoxyFoxy Posts: 47,600

    I think I might be the only non-teetotaller on this site who doesn't actually like whisky.

    I'll probably be drinking Kraken which is my go to normally, but I might go for a different rum.

    Dark Matter is rather good.

    I have a bottle of Woods 100 for emergencies.
  • BenpointerBenpointer Posts: 34,336

    I think I might be the only non-teetotaller on this site who doesn't actually like whisky.

    I'll probably be drinking Kraken which is my go to normally, but I might go for a different rum.

    I won't stay awake if I drink tonight, saving myself fo a (hopefully) celebratory dinner tomorrow night: bottle of English fizz and I have a nice Amarone lined up too.
  • TweedledeeTweedledee Posts: 1,405

    Andy_JS said:

    Cheery headlines in the Telegraph.

    "Labour’s plan for Britain should terrify us all
    I understand some may be tempted to back Reform, but doing so would help put Starmer into No 10
    PRITI PATEL"

    https://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2024/07/03/labours-plan-for-britain-should-terrify-us-all/

    "The UK is about to enter a nightmare much darker than anyone yet realises
    A Labour landslide with the Lib Dems as the official opposition will turn us into a Left-wing one party state
    ALLISTER HEATH"

    https://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2024/07/03/uk-to-enter-nightmare-much-darker-than-anyone-realises/

    "Britain is in danger of becoming a global irrelevance
    A Starmer government will obsess over woke priorities abroad while jeopardising our alliance with the US
    CON COUGHLIN"

    https://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2024/07/04/britain-is-in-danger-of-becoming-a-global-irrelevance/

    A Labour landslide with the Lib Dems as the official opposition will turn us into a Left-wing one party state

    Er, Lab = 1, LDs = 2...

    Oxymoronic from Heath.
    Not necessarily. Labour can probably afford to lend LD enough "defectors" to bring them up to second largest party, and run a sock puppet opposition.
  • Nunu5Nunu5 Posts: 951
    I think Labour will get rid of the ability to avoid IHT by passing the house on to your children.
  • MonksfieldMonksfield Posts: 2,755

    algarkirk said:

    Site notice.

    For today and tomorrow I am lifting the one photo a day limit but on the following conditions.

    1) Only one photo per post

    2) The extra photo allowance must be election related. So no photos of what you had for lunch.

    What about it I eat a dog at a polling station?
    So long as its not a hot dog that should be quite interesting to see.
    Bringing back memories of Michelle Bachmann and the Iowa State Fair Corn Dog incident. Google Michelle Bachmann Corn Dog if you haven’t seen it b4.
  • BartholomewRobertsBartholomewRoberts Posts: 21,393
    Foxy said:

    I think I might be the only non-teetotaller on this site who doesn't actually like whisky.

    I'll probably be drinking Kraken which is my go to normally, but I might go for a different rum.

    Dark Matter is rather good.

    I have a bottle of Woods 100 for emergencies.
    Not tried either of those yet, thanks for the tip.
  • BenpointerBenpointer Posts: 34,336
    Farooq said:

    I don't think I understand the spreadsheet linked to in the header. It doesn't seem to have all the constituencies on there. E.g. I can't see ANME.

    Sheet one is only the early declarations I believe.
  • Big_G_NorthWalesBig_G_NorthWales Posts: 61,780
    Nigelb said:

    Good morning Big_G.
    Have you voted yet ?

    10 days ago in our postal votes
  • Andy_JSAndy_JS Posts: 31,260
    "Prisca Thevenot, Macronist spokeswoman, has been attacked in her seat in Hauts de Seine 8eme. She got away unscathed but one of her team has been hospitalised with a broken jaw."

    https://www.politico.eu/article/french-government-spokesperson-attacked-while-campaigning/
  • TimSTimS Posts: 11,999
    Andy_JS said:

    Young people today.

    "Emma Raducanu says she did not know general election vote was on Thursday

    At a press conference, Raducanu was asked if she would vote before practising on Thursday, and if she would keep an eye on the general election in the evening. “No,” she replied, smiling. “I think I’ll have a lie-in, then I’ll come to practise.

    “I didn’t even know it was tomorrow, to be honest! Thanks for letting me know.”"

    https://www.theguardian.com/sport/article/2024/jul/03/emma-raducanu-claims-ignorance-of-general-election-and-says-she-will-lie-in

    Shame, because she’d obviously be a Lib Dem.
  • CarnyxCarnyx Posts: 42,452
    Andy_JS said:

    Cheery headlines in the Telegraph.

    "Labour’s plan for Britain should terrify us all
    I understand some may be tempted to back Reform, but doing so would help put Starmer into No 10
    PRITI PATEL"

    https://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2024/07/03/labours-plan-for-britain-should-terrify-us-all/

    "The UK is about to enter a nightmare much darker than anyone yet realises
    A Labour landslide with the Lib Dems as the official opposition will turn us into a Left-wing one party state
    ALLISTER HEATH"

    https://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2024/07/03/uk-to-enter-nightmare-much-darker-than-anyone-realises/

    "Britain is in danger of becoming a global irrelevance
    A Starmer government will obsess over woke priorities abroad while jeopardising our alliance with the US
    CON COUGHLIN"

    https://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2024/07/04/britain-is-in-danger-of-becoming-a-global-irrelevance/

    That last one in particular is a good joke, after the last decade.
  • RochdalePioneersRochdalePioneers Posts: 28,627
    Farooq said:

    I don't think I understand the spreadsheet linked to in the header. It doesn't seem to have all the constituencies on there. E.g. I can't see ANME.

    Row 528 on the final sheet
  • SandyRentoolSandyRentool Posts: 21,845
    Not a great night's sleep last night. Makes tonight more of a challenge. But I will do my best.

    For those voting today, don't forget your ID.
  • LeonLeon Posts: 52,872
    Congrats to everyone for anything!!

    Hurrah for democracy!

    I’m going back to sleep
  • mwadamsmwadams Posts: 3,524

    Site notice.

    For today and tomorrow I am lifting the one photo a day limit but on the following conditions.

    1) Only one photo per post

    2) The extra photo allowance must be election related. So no photos of what you had for lunch.

    What about photos of Michael Fabricant captioned "Cometh the hour?"
  • Andy_JSAndy_JS Posts: 31,260
    JamesF said:

    50,000 of these have been hand delivered in Bristol Central this morning.



    I did St Paul's which was festooned with green stake-boards and posters. It's difficult to stay grounded and remember that you can't tell what's going to happen from within a campaign: it feels SO much like a Green win.

    Then back across the border to vote Labour in North Somerset.

    Shattered already and there's nearly 24 hours to go.

    Compliments to all of you who are fighting for your beliefs today. Bravo.

    I suspect it'll be less than 1,000 votes either way, and there'll be a recount to establish the winner.
  • TheScreamingEaglesTheScreamingEagles Posts: 118,363
    Damn this abscess as I am denied the opportunity to knock up the voters today.
  • TweedledeeTweedledee Posts: 1,405
    Nunu5 said:

    I think Labour will get rid of the ability to avoid IHT by passing the house on to your children.

    No chance. This is the number one issue for millions of Tory all their life, first time labour voters. He would lose them like con have lost the red wall. Lifetime transfers will go first
  • mwadamsmwadams Posts: 3,524
    Farooq said:

    I don't think I understand the spreadsheet linked to in the header. It doesn't seem to have all the constituencies on there. E.g. I can't see ANME.

    Only the 3rd one has all constituencies, but it struggles a bit.

    The first 2 are for earlier in the evening when fewer are in play.
  • TheScreamingEaglesTheScreamingEagles Posts: 118,363
    mwadams said:

    Site notice.

    For today and tomorrow I am lifting the one photo a day limit but on the following conditions.

    1) Only one photo per post

    2) The extra photo allowance must be election related. So no photos of what you had for lunch.

    What about photos of Michael Fabricant captioned "Cometh the hour?"
    Yes.
  • Andy_JSAndy_JS Posts: 31,260
    Farooq said:

    I don't think I understand the spreadsheet linked to in the header. It doesn't seem to have all the constituencies on there. E.g. I can't see ANME.

    Scheduled to be declared around 4:45am, number 526 out of 650.
  • Scott_xPScott_xP Posts: 35,335
    @rafaelbehr

    I was looking back at last polling night and I don't even remember writing this piece, published 01:49am, although I do vaguely remember that I had to write something. Anyway, turns out for a frantic first take it hasn't aged too badly!

    https://x.com/rafaelbehr/status/1808758089534906785
  • RochdalePioneersRochdalePioneers Posts: 28,627
    Foxy said:

    I think I might be the only non-teetotaller on this site who doesn't actually like whisky.

    I'll probably be drinking Kraken which is my go to normally, but I might go for a different rum.

    Dark Matter is rather good.

    I have a bottle of Woods 100 for emergencies.
    Dark Matter? Better than "rather good". And rather apt for today's events if you are a Tory

    "Crushed like a rose
    In the river flow
    I am, I know"

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7UlYwBdo_e8
  • CarnyxCarnyx Posts: 42,452

    Damn this abscess as I am denied the opportunity to knock up the voters today.

    Did you ever tell us *where* it was? Asking out of a spirit of scientific curiosity. No need to tell us if you haven't, though if it is a pilonidal one they are apparently real bastards.
  • ToryJimToryJim Posts: 4,149
    I’ve made the sensible decision to only watch the first few results tonight as I’m heading away for the weekend tomorrow morning. . Hoping Broxbourne doesn’t end up in recount territory and declares by 1:30 ish as I used to be highly involved down there and would like to know how it goes.
  • TheScreamingEaglesTheScreamingEagles Posts: 118,363

    I forgot to tell PB that yesterday I was offered and accepted a Newly Qualified solicitor job at my current firm, starting in September. Career change (which some of you might remember) very nearly complete. :)

    I've got a lawyer themed thread coming up this afternoon.

    You should read it, it may inspire you to make another career move.
  • SandyRentoolSandyRentool Posts: 21,845
    SMukesh said:

    Haven`t seen any pensioners at the polling station. Only working age mumsy types.

    Vote early, letch often!
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