Anyway off to RHS Wisley. Beautiful morning for it.
I voted Labour by post down in Newton Abbot last week.
p.s. @Farooq lol. I feel a bit queasy about trying to badger someone, especially a friend, over how to vote. End of the day each person needs to make up their own mind. So you won’t find me saying VOTE LABOUR Oh ...
I’m going to treat myself to a little bottle of supermarket whisky for tonights celebrations before Keith taxes my income into oblivion. Any suggestions?
Incidentally, I have a prediction spreadsheet which I might post later on if people are interested. The more the merrier I suppose when it comes to election night spreadsheets!
Telegraph outdoing itself today with both Your wealth is about to be surrendered to socialist Starmer and Revealed: all the ways Labour could tax your family home.
The lady at the door asked us if we had ID, but no one asked to see it. I was second in the queue at 6.55; as I left at 6.02 there were around seven or eight waiting.
I doubt the numbers voting first thing mean a lot. It's how many still queuing in the evening.
Well, it's supposed to be compulsory that you do show ID, so I'm not sure what was going on there.
The election staff have decided to throw off their fascist overlords?
I’m going to treat myself to a little bottle of supermarket whisky for tonights celebrations before Keith taxes my income into oblivion. Any suggestions?
Incidentally, I have a prediction spreadsheet which I might post later on if people are interested. The more the merrier I suppose when it comes to election night spreadsheets!
There is nobody here from 2016 who will ever say no to one of your spreadsheets Andy!
I’m going to treat myself to a little bottle of supermarket whisky for tonights celebrations before Keith taxes my income into oblivion. Any suggestions?
If it's not a single malt, then Famous Grouse perhaps.
I’m going to treat myself to a little bottle of supermarket whisky for tonights celebrations before Keith taxes my income into oblivion. Any suggestions?
Any blend from Lidl
They do occasionally come up with the real goods. But I've not been keeping tabs (still have some of my late dad's Scottish Malt Whisky collection so no need).
Telegraph outdoing itself today with both Your wealth is about to be surrendered to socialist Starmer and Revealed: all the ways Labour could tax your family home.
It and the mail read like a Private Eye pdrody of them.
I’m going to treat myself to a little bottle of supermarket whisky for tonights celebrations before Keith taxes my income into oblivion. Any suggestions?
If it’s your last hurrah then go to Waitrose and buy a bottle of the proper stuff.
I’m going to treat myself to a little bottle of supermarket whisky for tonights celebrations before Keith taxes my income into oblivion. Any suggestions?
Can you get Talisker in supermarkets? That's one of the best ones.
I forgot to tell PB that yesterday I was offered and accepted a Newly Qualified solicitor job at my current firm, starting in September. Career change (which some of you might remember) very nearly complete.
Telegraph outdoing itself today with both Your wealth is about to be surrendered to socialist Starmer and Revealed: all the ways Labour could tax your family home.
Oh? How much is the Foreskin Tax going to be, that we've been warned about for weeks now by our Tories?
I forgot to tell PB that yesterday I was offered and accepted a Newly Qualified solicitor job at my current firm, starting in September. Career change (which some of you might remember) very nearly complete.
I’m going to treat myself to a little bottle of supermarket whisky for tonights celebrations before Keith taxes my income into oblivion. Any suggestions?
I’m going to treat myself to a little bottle of supermarket whisky for tonights celebrations before Keith taxes my income into oblivion. Any suggestions?
I will have a dram of either Johnnie Walker Blue or Double Black.
I’m going to treat myself to a little bottle of supermarket whisky for tonights celebrations before Keith taxes my income into oblivion. Any suggestions?
Any blend from Lidl
At eighteen quid for a malt you can't go wrong. Not a drinker these days but the Islay is smoother.
The lady at the door asked us if we had ID, but no one asked to see it. I was second in the queue at 6.55; as I left at 6.02 there were around seven or eight waiting.
I doubt the numbers voting first thing mean a lot. It's how many still queuing in the evening.
Well, it's supposed to be compulsory that you do show ID, so I'm not sure what was going on there.
The election staff have decided to throw off their fascist overlords?
They clearly trusted our assurances that we did indeed carry ID. Who would not ?
I forgot to tell PB that yesterday I was offered and accepted a Newly Qualified solicitor job at my current firm, starting in September. Career change (which some of you might remember) very nearly complete.
Congrats sir. Good to see all that hard work paying off.
The lady at the door asked us if we had ID, but no one asked to see it. I was second in the queue at 6.55; as I left at 6.02 there were around seven or eight waiting.
I doubt the numbers voting first thing mean a lot. It's how many still queuing in the evening.
Well, it's supposed to be compulsory that you do show ID, so I'm not sure what was going on there.
The election staff have decided to throw off their fascist overlords?
They clearly trusted our assurances that we did indeed carry ID. Who would not ?
Good morning all. I wake with a sense of regret that I miss out on todays ritual because I already sent off a postal vote; a deep fatigue after being woken by the police ringing the doorbell at 4.30 asking if we knew a small child that had been found wandering the neighbouring street; and with a deep sense of trepidation and fear of the worst that I always get on general election nights.
The header should come with a trigger warning. That picture of Clegg with 10 seats takes me back to a thoroughly depressing night of hat eating.
What’s my biggest fear today? Probably not a huge Tory recovery to be largest party, I think that’s probably now beyond them, but a stronger than expected showing by Reform and seats in parliament, and a sense that perhaps, like in 2016, we are heading slowly towards what France is now experiencing.
I’m going to treat myself to a little bottle of supermarket whisky for tonights celebrations before Keith taxes my income into oblivion. Any suggestions?
Whatever single malt they have the best offer on. They usually have at least a couple with mega discounts if you have a loyalty card, and just about any malt is a lot nicer than the generic blends.
"Labour’s plan for Britain should terrify us all I understand some may be tempted to back Reform, but doing so would help put Starmer into No 10 PRITI PATEL"
"The UK is about to enter a nightmare much darker than anyone yet realises A Labour landslide with the Lib Dems as the official opposition will turn us into a Left-wing one party state ALLISTER HEATH"
"Britain is in danger of becoming a global irrelevance A Starmer government will obsess over woke priorities abroad while jeopardising our alliance with the US CON COUGHLIN"
The main assumptions underpinning my gambling this election:
- Labour to clean up in Scotland - Tories to overperform on seats (100+, if that counts as overperforming) - Reform vote not to materialise - Lib Dems to punish Tories in any seat containing a Gail's and/or a Jojo Maman Bebe
What’s my biggest fear today? Probably not a huge Tory recovery to be largest party, I think that’s probably now beyond them, but a stronger than expected showing by Reform and seats in parliament, and a sense that perhaps, like in 2016, we are heading slowly towards what France is now experiencing.
Iain Martin has penned a column in The Times today.
He was cheerleader for Brexit, BoZo, and all the madness that ensued.
His column today? "The Tories must not embrace Faragism..."
Doxxing myself, but democratic duty done. I have voted Liberal Democrat, and hopefully someone in Bradford is returning the favour by voting Green for me.
Bowling pavilion I think is 7/10 on the whimsical-polling-place-o-meter. I’m sure someone here can easily beat that.
"Labour’s plan for Britain should terrify us all I understand some may be tempted to back Reform, but doing so would help put Starmer into No 10 PRITI PATEL"
"The UK is about to enter a nightmare much darker than anyone yet realises A Labour landslide with the Lib Dems as the official opposition will turn us into a Left-wing one party state ALLISTER HEATH"
"Britain is in danger of becoming a global irrelevance A Starmer government will obsess over woke priorities abroad while jeopardising our alliance with the US CON COUGHLIN"
"Labour’s plan for Britain should terrify us all I understand some may be tempted to back Reform, but doing so would help put Starmer into No 10 PRITI PATEL"
"The UK is about to enter a nightmare much darker than anyone yet realises A Labour landslide with the Lib Dems as the official opposition will turn us into a Left-wing one party state ALLISTER HEATH"
"Britain is in danger of becoming a global irrelevance A Starmer government will obsess over woke priorities abroad while jeopardising our alliance with the US CON COUGHLIN"
The Telegraph will overnight become an irrelevance (or rather, more so than it already is). And the ones obsessing over woke appear to be their comment section.
Just got back from the polling station, possibly the smallest one in Dorset. Staff very apologetic ramp hadn't arrived yet - small step, no problem. Took them an age to find me on their list of about 200 people. Used my blue badge for ID - accepted.
Tactical vote for the LDs. Mrs. P. says she did the same. If North Dorset falls, the Tories are toast and we'll have played our part.
So I posted my prediction yesterday, but my general thinking at the moment is that overall swing will be 12 to 13% with swing locally up to 20%. I think the MRPs are overdoing proportional swing as is baxter so seat count will be a little higher for the Tories than modelled. 150 seats on a 38 25 final score (e.g.) would not be an unreasonable expectation I think so towards that figure. Nearer 150 than 100, if they GOTV then 1997 or very slightly above. But I will hold to my official prediction anyway
"Labour’s plan for Britain should terrify us all I understand some may be tempted to back Reform, but doing so would help put Starmer into No 10 PRITI PATEL"
"The UK is about to enter a nightmare much darker than anyone yet realises A Labour landslide with the Lib Dems as the official opposition will turn us into a Left-wing one party state ALLISTER HEATH"
"Britain is in danger of becoming a global irrelevance A Starmer government will obsess over woke priorities abroad while jeopardising our alliance with the US CON COUGHLIN"
The Telegraph will overnight become an irrelevance (or rather, more so than it already is). And the ones obsessing over woke appear to be their comment section.
However much time passes, you're never old enough to read the Telegraph.
A historic day awaits Keir Starmer, labour and their supporters as they achieve an astonishing landslide win after just 5 years since an 80 seat conservative victory
I am certain all those associated with labour will have a wonderful feeling later tonight and tomorrow and as many say it does not come round for Labour too often
I wish Starmer good luck as he enters no 10, and to the conservatives you have let everyone down with your tribal internal wars, behaviour, and idiotic membership, and I hope that one day we will have a one nation conservative party again
I note that Starmer has said the UK will not rejoin the EU within his lifetime, much to the anger of some and even suggestions once he is in office he will change his mind
On this I think Starmer has it right, not least because there isn't a mechanism to rejoin without a manifesto promise and good majority as per this years GE or another referendum, but then on what terms and would a confirmation vote be required to accept those terms
The other unknown is just where the UK and EU will be in the next few years and have other opportunities arisen like Macron's outer EU group which I believe is meeting in London shortly with Starmer as host
It would be interesting, at some time post the election, if someone more attune to this subject could write a thread for a good discussion on the future of the UK both outside and inside the EU
Anyway, I will catch the exit poll tonight and then have a good night's sleep before enjoying breakfast and surveying the new interesting political landscape
I forgot to tell PB that yesterday I was offered and accepted a Newly Qualified solicitor job at my current firm, starting in September. Career change (which some of you might remember) very nearly complete.
Well in that case definitely buy a bottle of the proper stuff!! Congratulations.
"Labour’s plan for Britain should terrify us all I understand some may be tempted to back Reform, but doing so would help put Starmer into No 10 PRITI PATEL"
"The UK is about to enter a nightmare much darker than anyone yet realises A Labour landslide with the Lib Dems as the official opposition will turn us into a Left-wing one party state ALLISTER HEATH"
"Britain is in danger of becoming a global irrelevance A Starmer government will obsess over woke priorities abroad while jeopardising our alliance with the US CON COUGHLIN"
"Emma Raducanu says she did not know general election vote was on Thursday
At a press conference, Raducanu was asked if she would vote before practising on Thursday, and if she would keep an eye on the general election in the evening. “No,” she replied, smiling. “I think I’ll have a lie-in, then I’ll come to practise.
“I didn’t even know it was tomorrow, to be honest! Thanks for letting me know.”"
I’m going to treat myself to a little bottle of supermarket whisky for tonights celebrations before Keith taxes my income into oblivion. Any suggestions?
Whatever single malt they have the best offer on. They usually have at least a couple with mega discounts if you have a loyalty card, and just about any malt is a lot nicer than the generic blends.
Don't go for the best offer all the time - Talisker Skye is on offer at Tesco for a reason (it's awful).
I'm tempted to try Aber Fells simply because of this review (on Sainsburys)
A complete imposter This is not whisky, it is more like an unidentifiable fruit flavoured fortified beverage. I am of the opinion that the distiller/blender should stick to singing or rugby.
"Labour’s plan for Britain should terrify us all I understand some may be tempted to back Reform, but doing so would help put Starmer into No 10 PRITI PATEL"
"The UK is about to enter a nightmare much darker than anyone yet realises A Labour landslide with the Lib Dems as the official opposition will turn us into a Left-wing one party state ALLISTER HEATH"
"Britain is in danger of becoming a global irrelevance A Starmer government will obsess over woke priorities abroad while jeopardising our alliance with the US CON COUGHLIN"
I forgot to tell PB that yesterday I was offered and accepted a Newly Qualified solicitor job at my current firm, starting in September. Career change (which some of you might remember) very nearly complete.
50,000 of these have been hand delivered in Bristol Central this morning.
I did St Paul's which was festooned with green stake-boards and posters. It's difficult to stay grounded and remember that you can't tell what's going to happen from within a campaign: it feels SO much like a Green win.
Then back across the border to vote Labour in North Somerset.
Shattered already and there's nearly 24 hours to go.
Compliments to all of you who are fighting for your beliefs today. Bravo.
I forgot to tell PB that yesterday I was offered and accepted a Newly Qualified solicitor job at my current firm, starting in September. Career change (which some of you might remember) very nearly complete.
I think I might be the only non-teetotaller on this site who doesn't actually like whisky.
I'll probably be drinking Kraken which is my go to normally, but I might go for a different rum.
I won't stay awake if I drink tonight, saving myself fo a (hopefully) celebratory dinner tomorrow night: bottle of English fizz and I have a nice Amarone lined up too.
"Labour’s plan for Britain should terrify us all I understand some may be tempted to back Reform, but doing so would help put Starmer into No 10 PRITI PATEL"
"The UK is about to enter a nightmare much darker than anyone yet realises A Labour landslide with the Lib Dems as the official opposition will turn us into a Left-wing one party state ALLISTER HEATH"
"Britain is in danger of becoming a global irrelevance A Starmer government will obsess over woke priorities abroad while jeopardising our alliance with the US CON COUGHLIN"
"Labour’s plan for Britain should terrify us all I understand some may be tempted to back Reform, but doing so would help put Starmer into No 10 PRITI PATEL"
"The UK is about to enter a nightmare much darker than anyone yet realises A Labour landslide with the Lib Dems as the official opposition will turn us into a Left-wing one party state ALLISTER HEATH"
"Britain is in danger of becoming a global irrelevance A Starmer government will obsess over woke priorities abroad while jeopardising our alliance with the US CON COUGHLIN"
"Prisca Thevenot, Macronist spokeswoman, has been attacked in her seat in Hauts de Seine 8eme. She got away unscathed but one of her team has been hospitalised with a broken jaw."
"Emma Raducanu says she did not know general election vote was on Thursday
At a press conference, Raducanu was asked if she would vote before practising on Thursday, and if she would keep an eye on the general election in the evening. “No,” she replied, smiling. “I think I’ll have a lie-in, then I’ll come to practise.
“I didn’t even know it was tomorrow, to be honest! Thanks for letting me know.”"
"Labour’s plan for Britain should terrify us all I understand some may be tempted to back Reform, but doing so would help put Starmer into No 10 PRITI PATEL"
"The UK is about to enter a nightmare much darker than anyone yet realises A Labour landslide with the Lib Dems as the official opposition will turn us into a Left-wing one party state ALLISTER HEATH"
"Britain is in danger of becoming a global irrelevance A Starmer government will obsess over woke priorities abroad while jeopardising our alliance with the US CON COUGHLIN"
50,000 of these have been hand delivered in Bristol Central this morning.
I did St Paul's which was festooned with green stake-boards and posters. It's difficult to stay grounded and remember that you can't tell what's going to happen from within a campaign: it feels SO much like a Green win.
Then back across the border to vote Labour in North Somerset.
Shattered already and there's nearly 24 hours to go.
Compliments to all of you who are fighting for your beliefs today. Bravo.
I suspect it'll be less than 1,000 votes either way, and there'll be a recount to establish the winner.
I think Labour will get rid of the ability to avoid IHT by passing the house on to your children.
No chance. This is the number one issue for millions of Tory all their life, first time labour voters. He would lose them like con have lost the red wall. Lifetime transfers will go first
I was looking back at last polling night and I don't even remember writing this piece, published 01:49am, although I do vaguely remember that I had to write something. Anyway, turns out for a frantic first take it hasn't aged too badly!
Damn this abscess as I am denied the opportunity to knock up the voters today.
Did you ever tell us *where* it was? Asking out of a spirit of scientific curiosity. No need to tell us if you haven't, though if it is a pilonidal one they are apparently real bastards.
I’ve made the sensible decision to only watch the first few results tonight as I’m heading away for the weekend tomorrow morning. . Hoping Broxbourne doesn’t end up in recount territory and declares by 1:30 ish as I used to be highly involved down there and would like to know how it goes.
I forgot to tell PB that yesterday I was offered and accepted a Newly Qualified solicitor job at my current firm, starting in September. Career change (which some of you might remember) very nearly complete.
I've got a lawyer themed thread coming up this afternoon.
You should read it, it may inspire you to make another career move.
Comments
Happy Treason Day you bunch of ungrateful colonials.
Who won't fall?
Slalom Sir Keir seems ever so aptly named to ride it all the way to Number Ten
I voted Labour by post down in Newton Abbot last week.
p.s. @Farooq lol. I feel a bit queasy about trying to badger someone, especially a friend, over how to vote. End of the day each person needs to make up their own mind. So you won’t find me saying VOTE LABOUR Oh ...
Democracy in action, and the UK should be proud of it.
My nerves normally can't handle betting on the night.
A very memorable day today either way.
Incidentally, I have a prediction spreadsheet which I might post later on if people are interested. The more the merrier I suppose when it comes to election night spreadsheets!
"To be honest it isn’t about me but about ‘YOU.’"
https://www.reformparty.uk/south-west-norfolk-constituency
Vote Count Binface - because that hand dryer really does need to be relocated.
But I may open the Filey Bay single malt
Who would not ?
I'll probably be drinking Kraken which is my go to normally, but I might go for a different rum.
The header should come with a trigger warning. That picture of Clegg with 10 seats takes me back to a thoroughly depressing night of hat eating.
What’s my biggest fear today? Probably not a huge Tory recovery to be largest party, I think that’s probably now beyond them, but a stronger than expected showing by Reform and seats in parliament, and a sense that perhaps, like in 2016, we are heading slowly towards what France is now experiencing.
"Labour’s plan for Britain should terrify us all
I understand some may be tempted to back Reform, but doing so would help put Starmer into No 10
PRITI PATEL"
https://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2024/07/03/labours-plan-for-britain-should-terrify-us-all/
"The UK is about to enter a nightmare much darker than anyone yet realises
A Labour landslide with the Lib Dems as the official opposition will turn us into a Left-wing one party state
ALLISTER HEATH"
https://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2024/07/03/uk-to-enter-nightmare-much-darker-than-anyone-realises/
"Britain is in danger of becoming a global irrelevance
A Starmer government will obsess over woke priorities abroad while jeopardising our alliance with the US
CON COUGHLIN"
https://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2024/07/04/britain-is-in-danger-of-becoming-a-global-irrelevance/
- Labour to clean up in Scotland
- Tories to overperform on seats (100+, if that counts as overperforming)
- Reform vote not to materialise
- Lib Dems to punish Tories in any seat containing a Gail's and/or a Jojo Maman Bebe
He was cheerleader for Brexit, BoZo, and all the madness that ensued.
His column today? "The Tories must not embrace Faragism..."
Better late than never?
Bowling pavilion I think is 7/10 on the whimsical-polling-place-o-meter. I’m sure someone here can easily beat that.
And the ones obsessing over woke appear to be their comment section.
For today and tomorrow I am lifting the one photo a day limit but on the following conditions.
1) Only one photo per post
2) The extra photo allowance must be election related. So no photos of what you had for lunch.
Tactical vote for the LDs. Mrs. P. says she did the same. If North Dorset falls, the Tories are toast and we'll have played our part.
Happy election day everyone!
But I will hold to my official prediction anyway
A historic day awaits Keir Starmer, labour and their supporters as they achieve an astonishing landslide win after just 5 years since an 80 seat conservative victory
I am certain all those associated with labour will have a wonderful feeling later tonight and tomorrow and as many say it does not come round for Labour too often
I wish Starmer good luck as he enters no 10, and to the conservatives you have let everyone down with your tribal internal wars, behaviour, and idiotic membership, and I hope that one day we will have a one nation conservative party again
I note that Starmer has said the UK will not rejoin the EU within his lifetime, much to the anger of some and even suggestions once he is in office he will change his mind
On this I think Starmer has it right, not least because there isn't a mechanism to rejoin without a manifesto promise and good majority as per this years GE or another referendum, but then on what terms and would a confirmation vote be required to accept those terms
The other unknown is just where the UK and EU will be in the next few years and have other opportunities arisen like Macron's outer EU group which I believe is meeting in London shortly with Starmer as host
It would be interesting, at some time post the election, if someone more attune to this subject could write a thread for a good discussion on the future of the UK both outside and inside the EU
Anyway, I will catch the exit poll tonight and then have a good night's sleep before enjoying breakfast and surveying the new interesting political landscape
Er, Lab = 1, LDs = 2...
Oxymoronic from Heath.
"Emma Raducanu says she did not know general election vote was on Thursday
At a press conference, Raducanu was asked if she would vote before practising on Thursday, and if she would keep an eye on the general election in the evening. “No,” she replied, smiling. “I think I’ll have a lie-in, then I’ll come to practise.
“I didn’t even know it was tomorrow, to be honest! Thanks for letting me know.”"
https://www.theguardian.com/sport/article/2024/jul/03/emma-raducanu-claims-ignorance-of-general-election-and-says-she-will-lie-in
Have you voted yet ?
I'm tempted to try Aber Fells simply because of this review (on Sainsburys)
A complete imposter
This is not whisky, it is more like an unidentifiable fruit flavoured fortified beverage. I am of the opinion that the distiller/blender should stick to singing or rugby.
Those Lib Dems Alistair?
I did St Paul's which was festooned with green stake-boards and posters. It's difficult to stay grounded and remember that you can't tell what's going to happen from within a campaign: it feels SO much like a Green win.
Then back across the border to vote Labour in North Somerset.
Shattered already and there's nearly 24 hours to go.
Compliments to all of you who are fighting for your beliefs today. Bravo.
I have a bottle of Woods 100 for emergencies.
Win or lose you are supporting democracy.
*Except Reform, you Putin shills can fuck right off.
Edit Also applies to Galloway's mob.
https://www.politico.eu/article/french-government-spokesperson-attacked-while-campaigning/
For those voting today, don't forget your ID.
Hurrah for democracy!
I’m going back to sleep
The first 2 are for earlier in the evening when fewer are in play.
I was looking back at last polling night and I don't even remember writing this piece, published 01:49am, although I do vaguely remember that I had to write something. Anyway, turns out for a frantic first take it hasn't aged too badly!
https://x.com/rafaelbehr/status/1808758089534906785
"Crushed like a rose
In the river flow
I am, I know"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7UlYwBdo_e8
You should read it, it may inspire you to make another career move.