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  • Oh TSE you are so pessimistic.

    The glorious MIC and Norstat have come over the hill to the rescue showing the Cons with over 20% and as many as 100 or even 110 seats. The champagne corks are a-popping in No 10!
  • bigglesbiggles Posts: 6,735
    Andy_JS said:

    Starmer's send the planes back to Bangladesh comment is a bit unexpected to put it mildly.

    https://x.com/ShehabKhan/status/1805957926432985334

    Did he really say that?….
  • Sunil_PrasannanSunil_Prasannan Posts: 53,394
    edited June 2024
    Georgia score against Portugal inside 90 seconds!
  • viewcodeviewcode Posts: 23,955

    I think 41.9
    What colour is the cycle shed? :)
  • No_Offence_AlanNo_Offence_Alan Posts: 4,919
    Cookie said:

    Phil Foden is having his third child at the age of 24. Fair play to him in addressing thr demographic crisis - but it shows what can be done if you don't have to worry about bedrooms or childcare costs.

    Kyle Walker has six kids, some less then 9 months apart ;)
  • Pagan2 said:

    We can probably invade france on those grounds
    Since when did we need any grounds to invade France?
  • PulpstarPulpstar Posts: 79,084
    TIL that Jeremy Kyle saw David Tenant's todger. Not what I was expecting to learn driving home but every day is a learning day they say
  • FairlieredFairliered Posts: 5,487

    I note a hint of bitterness there. But your point is basically correct. Footballers wages were always obscene but at a time when much of the country us struggling they have become totally immoral. A maximum wage would be a good idea. And before any clown talks about the market there are always foreign billionaires willing to bail out football clubs so there is no market.
    I would trial a maximum wage for footballers in Scotland, just to fuck Rangers and Celtic and attempt to provide a more competitive league.
  • RochdalePioneersRochdalePioneers Posts: 29,660

    That is beyond insane. Among the wards that it claims are voting Reform are Blockley, Chipping Campden, Stow-on-the-Wold, and Chedworth/Churn Valley.

    For those who don't know the Cotswolds, this is roughly equivalent to Jaywick voting for the Rejoin EU party.

    (Northleach, on the other hand, I could believe.)
    Have had another look at my own seat. This MRP claims that DRoss will finish in 3rd behind Labour. Remember that the Labour candidate isn't a Labour candidate and wasn't campaigning even before he was booted.

    I mean, it would be piss funny if it happened, but come on...
  • TweedledeeTweedledee Posts: 1,405

    I disagree. The Perl programming language would give it a run for its money. The only "write once, never edit" language known.
    Pathologically Eclectic Rubbish Lister it stands for
  • eekeek Posts: 29,537

    I disagree. The Perl programming language would give it a run for its money. The only "write once, never edit" language known.
    Perl was write once, make sure it works and then never ever go near it again.

    I remember a Perl expert writing what should have been a 200 line script in a single completely and utterly unreadable line, assembler was easier to read and follow...
  • Mr £8k will be getting suspended shortly and that is tomorrow's media...particularly that it is a real serious amount, not the £5-20 that Jack was betting.

    Que?
  • boulayboulay Posts: 6,051

    Kyle Walker has six kids, some less then 9 months apart ;)
    If he keeps this up he could be a future Tory PM. He’s got the bumbling inarticulation and he’s on the right wing. Closing in on the kids by different mothers ratio. And he’s going to be involved in taking us out of Europe.
  • Beibheirli_CBeibheirli_C Posts: 8,192

    Pathologically Eclectic Rubbish Lister it stands for
    :D:D That makes more sense than all of the Perl programs I ever came across
  • wooliedyedwooliedyed Posts: 10,061

    Have had another look at my own seat. This MRP claims that DRoss will finish in 3rd behind Labour. Remember that the Labour candidate isn't a Labour candidate and wasn't campaigning even before he was booted.

    I mean, it would be piss funny if it happened, but come on...
    MRPs don't 'do' Scotland it seems
  • Andy_JSAndy_JS Posts: 34,138

    Georgia score against Portugal inside 90 seconds!

    Good time to bet on Portugal winning the match.
  • GrandcanyonGrandcanyon Posts: 105

    My view, having previously lived in Russia and worked with Russians for many years, is that Russia as a society is totally poisoned by nationalism, imperialism and victim complex, and won't get out of this short of a postwar-Germany-style transformation of how the country thinks. Even a light interrogation of the most liberal Muscovite will result in 'yeah but NATO yeah but America took our credit for WWII' after a bit. With this in mind, a new leader would change precisely bollock
    I think the ww2 point is a legitimate one. The russians did much of the heavy lifting during ww2 with deccisive battles at Stalingrad and Kursk and certainly dont get the credit for it in the west.
  • Cicero said:

    Putinbot 1 on full nonsense whataboutism today I see.
    I'm a Putin not now am I. I was a CCHQ bot last week according to some here.
  • MexicanpeteMexicanpete Posts: 30,934
    ...
    Andy_JS said:

    Starmer's send the planes back to Bangladesh comment is a bit unexpected to put it mildly.

    https://x.com/ShehabKhan/status/1805957926432985334

    Thanks Andy. I'm changing my vote that is disgusting.
  • novanova Posts: 748
    biggles said:

    Did he really say that?….
    He was asked about illegal immigration. The problem is that there's a different version of the clip, which is edited, has the order he said things mixed up, and has any context about illegal immigration being taken out.

    That appears to be the one being shared, and it gives the impression he's talking generally about sending people back to Bangladesh, which is why it's causing such a fuss.
  • GrandcanyonGrandcanyon Posts: 105
    Andy_JS said:

    Good time to bet on Portugal winning the match.
    Helps England again. Honestly Southgate and his easy draws.
  • Luckyguy1983Luckyguy1983 Posts: 30,477
    eek said:


    Another crazy
    @MrHarryCole
    exclusive: The Sun can reveal a top Tory is accused placed a £8,000 bet on himself to lose his seat on July 4.

    Sir Philip Davies is said to have wagered he will not hold his Shipley constituency

    https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/28772956/cops-take-over-betting-scandal-probe/

    I didn't realise he was actually married to Esther Mcvey. Doing quite well for himself there.
  • Sunil_PrasannanSunil_Prasannan Posts: 53,394

    I am going to approach Big John Owls and ask him to edit PB.

    I am sure he will love editing PB writing threads on Starmer's mahoosive majority.
    BJO's First Thread:

    "Who cares about SKS's 300-seat majority? The bastard failed to beat the 12.9 m votes the sainted Jeremy achieved in 2017!"
  • williamglennwilliamglenn Posts: 54,485

    ...

    Thanks Andy. I'm changing my vote that is disgusting.
    He’s basically saying we shouldn’t send them to Rwanda but instead send them back to where they came from.
  • viewcodeviewcode Posts: 23,955
    Cookie said:

    Doug, I'd be amazed if more than one person in a hundred has scrutinised a manifesto of any colour.
    (puts hand up)

    Some nice person (I forget whom) put up the main points on this very board. I was very bored. :)
  • PedestrianRockPedestrianRock Posts: 587
    edited June 2024
    A sporting, non political tip for you lot.

    Austria to win the Euros is currently trading at around 19. It’s been steadily falling all day from 25 this morning, as people realise that they’ve got a potentially easy route (Turkey and then maybe Romania) to the Semis…where they might face England…who don’t look great themselves currently.

    As a trading bet, I expect it to fall further once tonight’s fixtures have concluded, and the hype around Austria’s path goes more and more viral on social media - because we will have the usual images of the full bracket of knockouts - which we don’t have now.

    You could cash out tomorrow for a good profit, I think, and then decide to let some run / keep a fraction as you see fit.

    They have a pressing style which will be helped by the fact they get a full week off between Tuesday and next Tuesday. More time to rest, whereas teams like England get 2 days fewer rest.
  • Impressive he managed to get that much money on.

    The Sun last night, Sir Philip said, “What’s it go to do with you whether I did or didn’t” place the bet. He added: “I hope to win. I'm busting a gut to win. I expect to lose. In the 2005 election, I busted a gut to win. I expected to lose. I had a bet on myself to lose in the 2005 election, and my bet went down the pan."

    That ok that you did it before and lost.....hmmm....do these people not do any PR training?
    Its an insurance policy. If he loses his job he gets the payout.

    Same as betting on your wife having twins (I knew someone who did that - and won). If you win the bet you get some money to help with the consequence.

    Nearly all of us place a bet at long odds that our house will catch fire, after all.
  • MalmesburyMalmesbury Posts: 53,840
    biggles said:

    All you really have to do is is say you disagree with the last 100 years of developments in international law, resign from the UN, and claim right of conquest. One for the next Reform manifesto.
    But "Feels Nationalism" trumps all of the stuff you mention.

    "historic monumental wrong crying out to heaven for vengeance".

    "It's The Iron Law Of Nations" - Houston Stewart Chamberlin, probably
  • bigglesbiggles Posts: 6,735

    He’s basically saying we shouldn’t send them to Rwanda but instead send them back to where they came from.
    Five weeks meeting the British public and he’s Alf Garnett?!
  • Andy_JSAndy_JS Posts: 34,138
    nova said:

    He was asked about illegal immigration. The problem is that there's a different version of the clip, which is edited, has the order he said things mixed up, and has any context about illegal immigration being taken out.

    That appears to be the one being shared, and it gives the impression he's talking generally about sending people back to Bangladesh, which is why it's causing such a fuss.
    I thought it was an AI fake to begin with.
  • viewcodeviewcode Posts: 23,955

    MINIWIN which dealt with losing
    OFCOURSE. Of course. :)
  • Nunu5Nunu5 Posts: 981

    Jonathan Ashworth oth..

    https://x.com/Taj_Ali1/status/1806032200615502207
    Oh so Keirs comments seem planned
    Couldn't say Pakistan because there are too many British Pakistani's in swing seats. Bangladesh is safe as they are fewer of them and concentrated in safer seats. Are they seeing a drift to reform?
  • IanB2IanB2 Posts: 50,966
    The LDs doing a PPB on Davey’s life story.
  • wooliedyedwooliedyed Posts: 10,061
    Picking Bangladesh to make a point is very stupid, regardless of how things have been edited, there's a large Bangladeshi community in the UK, especially in areas Labour is already starting to struggle - East London, Birmingham etc
  • Beibheirli_CBeibheirli_C Posts: 8,192
    eek said:

    Perl was write once, make sure it works and then never ever go near it again.

    I remember a Perl expert writing what should have been a 200 line script in a single completely and utterly unreadable line, assembler was easier to read and follow...
    It was a thing amongst Perl programmers. They took a perverse delight in writing unreadable code.
  • biggles said:

    All you really have to do is is say you disagree with the last 100 years of developments in international law, resign from the UN, and claim right of conquest. One for the next Reform manifesto.
    No need to resign from the UN when you are a peemanent member of the Security Council with a veto.
  • algarkirkalgarkirk Posts: 13,825

    I've got news for you mate: if that's what you want you're voting for the wrong team.
    I have news too. Countries have to live with their history. Being left alone by government disappeared as an option some time ago. Once systems are in place basically giving government oversight and financial accountability for health, welfare, social care, education, safety nets, pensions, economic policy, equality, levelling up, ag and fish, regulation, health and safety, social policy, child care, transport, utilities and trade policy then non-interfering government is not an option.

    We are about 150 years down that particular track. A serious party whose fundamental policy was based on: individual responsibility, caveat emptor, laisser faire, the family unit as the power centre, minimal government engagement and financial responsibility would be fascinating. It won't happen in my lifetime. probably never.
  • MalmesburyMalmesbury Posts: 53,840

    I think the ww2 point is a legitimate one. The russians did much of the heavy lifting during ww2 with deccisive battles at Stalingrad and Kursk and certainly dont get the credit for it in the west.
    Stalingrad and Kursk are on the History Channel all the time.

    What irks certain Russians is that the propaganda versions get dissected.
  • FlatlanderFlatlander Posts: 4,877
    kinabalu said:

    I wouldn't be shocked if the Barnsley Doncaster part of South Yorkshire (where I'm from) returned at least one Reform MP.
    I think everything will revert to/remain as Labour, although there's been almost nil campaigning.

    The Doncaster seat (or its new equivalent) that went to Nick Fletcher last time (previously Caroline Flint) has always contained Tory wards which aren't really going to vote Reform and I don't think there are enough of the Labour -> Boris -> Reform type switchers to make more than a minor dent.

    Barnsley may be different.
  • MalmesburyMalmesbury Posts: 53,840

    Its an insurance policy. If he loses his job he gets the payout.

    Same as betting on your wife having twins (I knew someone who did that - and won). If you win the bet you get some money to help with the consequence.

    Nearly all of us place a bet at long odds that our house will catch fire, after all.
    Which is why the Medieval Catholic Church viewed insurance (initially) as gambling.
  • LloydBanksLloydBanks Posts: 45

    I think the ww2 point is a legitimate one. The russians did much of the heavy lifting during ww2 with deccisive battles at Stalingrad and Kursk and certainly dont get the credit for it in the west.
    I completely agree, but the problem comes when this and other historical grievances are used to justify modern-day aggression
  • MisterBedfordshireMisterBedfordshire Posts: 2,252
    edited June 2024

    He’s basically saying we shouldn’t send them to Rwanda but instead send them back to where they came from.
    Fuck Me its Enoch Starmer Smith.

    Good ol Smithy..

    More seriously, surely its an out of context clip. If not it is either in the same league as Gordon Browns bigoted woman off camera jibe or it is a none to subtle dog whistle to reform minded voters in Barnsley.

    Galloway will be happy this evening.
  • HYUFDHYUFD Posts: 126,534
    Here it is folks, final Sunak v Starmer debate just started on BBC1
  • Pagan2Pagan2 Posts: 10,656

    I disagree. The Perl programming language would give it a run for its money. The only "write once, never edit" language known.
    To be fair c was always called a "worn" language write once read never though not as bad as perl or javascript
  • Luckyguy1983Luckyguy1983 Posts: 30,477
    IanB2 said:

    The LDs doing a PPB on Davey’s life story.

    Career as post office minister not taking up a huge amount of scenes I suspect.
  • LloydBanksLloydBanks Posts: 45
    Forgot to add to previous post - @JosiasJessop I would argue that Gorbachev changed the system but not the mentality, especially not the foreign policy mentality
  • viewcodeviewcode Posts: 23,955

    I fully expect more regulation on betting under a Starmer government, all under the guise of protecting the punter.
    Yet another reason not to vote Labour methinks. God save us from people who want to protect us from ourselves. CS Lewis was right.
  • Someone screaming in the background of this debate?
  • Pagan2Pagan2 Posts: 10,656

    But "Feels Nationalism" trumps all of the stuff you mention.

    "historic monumental wrong crying out to heaven for vengeance".

    "It's The Iron Law Of Nations" - Houston Stewart Chamberlin, probably
    Surely we just need to shrug and go "but they are french"
  • RobDRobD Posts: 60,313
    HYUFD said:

    Here it is folks, final Sunak v Starmer debate just started on BBC1

    Crap, I forgot the popcorn.
  • LeonLeon Posts: 59,295
    Insert “it’s fine” house-burning-down-meme

    “This fleshy, pink smiling face is made from living human skin”

    https://x.com/newscientist/status/1805652025125859665?s=46&t=bulOICNH15U6kB0MwE6Lfw
  • GrandcanyonGrandcanyon Posts: 105

    Stalingrad and Kursk are on the History Channel all the time.

    What irks certain Russians is that the propaganda versions get dissected.
    Ask the average Brit about the battle of Stalingrad you will get a blank stare
    "But its us that won the war we stood alone against the germans mate"
  • RobDRobD Posts: 60,313

    Someone screaming in the background of this debate?

    Yes, what a knob.
  • FoxyFoxy Posts: 50,785

    Stalingrad and Kursk are on the History Channel all the time.

    What irks certain Russians is that the propaganda versions get dissected.
    80th anniversary of Operation Bagration last weekend, didn't even make the news here, a further contender for the most decisive battle on the Eastern Front.
  • Pagan2Pagan2 Posts: 10,656

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  • spudgfshspudgfsh Posts: 1,562

    Someone screaming in the background of this debate?

    poor choice of venue if someone outside the venue can be heard on the TV.
  • wooliedyedwooliedyed Posts: 10,061
    Polls from YouGov immediately after and MiC by 11 for the debate
  • FoxyFoxy Posts: 50,785

    Ask the average Brit about the battle of Stalingrad you will get a blank stare
    "But its us that won the war we stood alone against the germans mate"
    The Soviets were on the Nazi side in 39-41 of course.
  • boulayboulay Posts: 6,051
    Rishi being very measured so far.
  • Casino_RoyaleCasino_Royale Posts: 62,090

    He’s basically saying we shouldn’t send them to Rwanda but instead send them back to where they came from.
    He wants votes from Reform.

    This is all purely performative.
  • FoxyFoxy Posts: 50,785

    Someone screaming in the background of this debate?

    Outside by the sound of it.
  • Casino_RoyaleCasino_Royale Posts: 62,090

    Someone screaming in the background of this debate?

    Me?
  • Ask the average Brit about the battle of Stalingrad you will get a blank stare
    "But its us that won the war we stood alone against the germans mate"
    Stalingrad? You want the Ilfracombe and Barnstaple section. You wouldn't have much fun in Stalingrad.
  • boulayboulay Posts: 6,051
    Nothing worse as a punishment than your feet not leaving the floor. Awful punishment.
  • UnpopularUnpopular Posts: 912
    Think I'm a bit behind (iPlayer), but there seems to be someone yelling somewhere in the building. Nottingham Trent not covering themselves in glory!
  • JosiasJessopJosiasJessop Posts: 45,113
    Pagan2 said:

    To be fair c was always called a "worn" language write once read never though not as bad as perl or javascript
    Ahem. My most-used languages were C, Perl and JS. ;)

    Oh, and an honourable mention to ARM assembler - though i don't get to use that much.

    And C is certainly not a WORN language if written well. If written poorly, *any* language can be WORN. e.g. in Python:
    https://pyobfusc.com/

    All these highfalutin new languages are great, but sometimes the oldies are the goldies.
  • Luckyguy1983Luckyguy1983 Posts: 30,477
    boulay said:

    Rishi being very measured so far.

    Won't need a very big ruler for that.
  • Nunu5Nunu5 Posts: 981

    Get a job as a teacher.
    Had a job as a school science technician. Almost went insane out of boredom near the end
  • RobDRobD Posts: 60,313
    Unpopular said:

    Think I'm a bit behind (iPlayer), but there seems to be someone yelling somewhere in the building. Nottingham Trent not covering themselves in glory!

    It’s a pro-Palestine protest. The key issue at this election.
  • JosiasJessopJosiasJessop Posts: 45,113

    It was a thing amongst Perl programmers. They took a perverse delight in writing unreadable code.
    And I took a perverse delight in telling them to go back and do it properly. ;)
  • algarkirkalgarkirk Posts: 13,825
    viewcode said:

    Yet another reason not to vote Labour methinks. God save us from people who want to protect us from ourselves. CS Lewis was right.
    Lewis, from the perspective of now, was an old style conservative who placed freedom and personal responsibility at the centre, was more or less laisser faire about consequences, and believed in minutely small government compared with now.

    For all I know he is right, but in practice now he would be on his own. Beveridge, the government of 1945, NHS and all, finished off that world view. No subsequent Tory government has introduced a single old style conservative/old liberal policy since the war.
  • spudgfshspudgfsh Posts: 1,562

    It was a thing amongst Perl programmers. They took a perverse delight in writing unreadable code.
    it depends on what you want to use the code for. some random app or website, make it as unreadable as possible. controlling the engines of an Aircraft in flight, probably best have a design and readable code
  • StereodogStereodog Posts: 799
    Rishi isn’t even pretending to answer the questions now.
  • Luckyguy1983Luckyguy1983 Posts: 30,477

    He wants votes from Reform.

    This is all purely performative.
    I did wonder about that. Perhaps private polling is telling Labour to be worried about the Reform vote? Nigel is drawing adoring crowds, SKS is drawing yawns?
  • "I think the Prime Minister has put a bet on how many times he's going to interrupt me." 🤣
  • ydoethurydoethur Posts: 73,083
    Pagan2 said:

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  • novanova Posts: 748
    Nunu5 said:

    Oh so Keirs comments seem planned
    Couldn't say Pakistan because there are too many British Pakistani's in swing seats. Bangladesh is safe as they are fewer of them and concentrated in safer seats. Are they seeing a drift to reform?
    I'd imagine the reason is that the UK signed a return agreement with Bangladesh just a month ago. The point appears to be that despite this agreement, people won't be removed because the systems/people aren't actually in place to do it.

    Not sure it's new either. Labour MPs have been saying for the last few years that where there are straightforward cases of people who have failed asylum or are identified as illegal immigrants, they aren't being dealt with quickly.
  • spudgfshspudgfsh Posts: 1,562
    and there we have it, less than 10 minutes in, "my father was a toolmaker"
  • numbertwelvenumbertwelve Posts: 7,275
    Toolmaker ding ding ding
  • Fully costed! It has been said in the debate! Very simple. We borrow more and that is fully costed until we become a banana republic and we do a runner.
  • boulayboulay Posts: 6,051
    He’s wooden and he lies.

    Keirnocchio.
  • FairlieredFairliered Posts: 5,487
    Foxy said:

    The Soviets were on the Nazi side in 39-41 of course.
    So were many Americans.
  • TazTaz Posts: 17,198
    Scott_xP said:

    He skipped PMQs to show up at Cheltenham
    Helping Alex Chalk. What a legend.
  • tlg86tlg86 Posts: 26,502
    What happens if the mob make it on to the set?
  • nico679nico679 Posts: 6,277
    Sunak droning on about taxes zzzzzzzzzz.

    Change the record !
  • Casino_RoyaleCasino_Royale Posts: 62,090

    I did wonder about that. Perhaps private polling is telling Labour to be worried about the Reform vote? Nigel is drawing adoring crowds, SKS is drawing yawns?
    Yes, that's the obvious conclusion to draw.
  • spudgfshspudgfsh Posts: 1,562

    "I think the Prime Minister has put a bet on how many times he's going to interrupt me." 🤣

    someone has been feeding him some jokes all day. he delivered it well though
  • Nunu5Nunu5 Posts: 981
    nova said:

    I'd imagine the reason is that the UK signed a return agreement with Bangladesh just a month ago. The point appears to be that despite this agreement, people won't be removed because the systems/people aren't actually in place to do it.

    Not sure it's new either. Labour MPs have been saying for the last few years that where there are straightforward cases of people who have failed asylum or are identified as illegal immigrants, they aren't being dealt with quickly.
    Thanks for the context
  • AlsoLeiAlsoLei Posts: 1,508
    Just switched on the debate. Rishi talking about reducing welfare...

    Are the Tories turning against pensioners now?
  • boulayboulay Posts: 6,051
    boulay said:

    He’s wooden and he lies.

    Keirnocchio.

    My dad was Geppetto.
  • Yes, that's the obvious conclusion to draw.
    In which case giving Galloway a huge boost in return for a few reform returners is not very wise.
  • TheScreamingEaglesTheScreamingEagles Posts: 121,414
    tlg86 said:

    What happens if the mob make it on to the set?

    Rishi and Keir's bodyguards pump lead into the mob.
  • Andy_JSAndy_JS Posts: 34,138
    Nunu5 said:

    Oh so Keirs comments seem planned
    Couldn't say Pakistan because there are too many British Pakistani's in swing seats. Bangladesh is safe as they are fewer of them and concentrated in safer seats. Are they seeing a drift to reform?
    There's quite a lot in his own constituency of Holborn and St Pancras.
  • Daveyboy1961Daveyboy1961 Posts: 4,430
    Leon said:

    i think this is my favourite genre of PB, the little vignettes of PBers’ lives

    One of the great things that @MikeSmithson did - and may all good fortune and good wishes go with him - is gather together a spectacularly disparate group of intelligent people. Yes we may verge towards the geeky, but we also verge towards WTAF. We have fabulously eloquent nutters like @Dura_Ace and we also have insanely centrist sensibles like @kle4. More importantly, it gathers in generally civil conversation a bunch of properly smart people with wildly different perspectives and experiences, and thanks to the gentle moderation - kudos to @TSE and @rcs1000 - it remains quite cordial even as it allows vicious rivalries

    That’s really hard to achieve. I’m sure we all take different things from this site, but for me one of the most precious is articulate glimpses of other lives, other worlds, like this what you just did

    I’ll stop being sentimental now and go back to insulting David Duke of Brexit, the Gaylording Ponceyboots Hisself, Mr Daveyboy “I think I’d be good at it, oops I’m historically terrible” Cameron, but just wanted to get that out there

    More wine!
    excuse me?

    :neutral:
  • FairlieredFairliered Posts: 5,487

    Toolmaker ding ding ding

    Odds were 1.01 on Smarkets.

  • Rishi and Keir's bodyguards pump lead into the mob.
    That'll be more interesting TV than this debate.
  • TazTaz Posts: 17,198
    Saw a Tory election broadcast on Monday. It was Laura Farris (IIRC) just reading, badly, a script about labour tax rises.

    It was so dreary.

    I am convinced this election is Rishi Sunak playing a game of Brewsters Millions but with Tory seats not greenbacks.
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