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  • MattWMattW Posts: 26,619

    You wouldn’t want to mince such sesquipedalian words! But I agree with him entirely.
    That sounds like a witty, verbose cyclist.

    "sesquipedalian"
  • BenpointerBenpointer Posts: 35,295

    Maybe we'll surprise you.
    The Tories might surprise us on the downside in this election.
  • bondegezoubondegezou Posts: 13,671

    Maybe we'll surprise you.
    What are your plans to deliver that improvement in the Conservative Party? Do you think there’s a particular new leader who could lead the way? Or a policy emphasis?
  • dixiedeandixiedean Posts: 29,937

    I did wonder about the effect of NS on the 'mum's vote'. Not a parent myself I can't really say but do parents of teenage children really want their kids lives being dictated in this way?
    Not to mention grandparents.
    Should imagine there's a large constituency in favour of NS for other people's relatives.
  • dixiedeandixiedean Posts: 29,937
    See.
    The continual banging on about "no plan" emanating from CCHQ is pure projection. Jung pointed this out.
    What precisely is the Tory plan for five more years?
  • MalmesburyMalmesbury Posts: 54,194
    Nigelb said:

    I think it's the other way round with S Korea.
    It's only recently they've become such a large arms exporter, and that's on the back of having had to maintain arms development and manufacturing capacity to deal with the threat from the north.

    It helps that their economy is so heavily skewed towards manufacturing.

    But you're right that they're now reaping the benefits. With the exception of the KF21, which hasn't yet attracted any significant partners.
    They've been trying to really push arms exports for years. The French, German and American behaviour over arming Ukraine has really made a mark on the international arms market.

    Poland is setting up to buy a fleet of Korean tanks on the basis that the factory will be built in Poland and they will have ultimate ownership of the tanks (no secondary export restrictions).
  • DougSealDougSeal Posts: 12,746
    dixiedean said:

    See.
    The continual banging on about "no plan" emanating from CCHQ is pure projection. Jung pointed this out.
    What precisely is the Tory plan for five more years?

    Eventually there will be a Labour manifesto outlining what they intend to do. “No Plan” messaging cuts across any attempt to attack that manifesto.
  • bondegezoubondegezou Posts: 13,671
    Nigelb said:

    De gustibus, etc.

    I can't honestly think of any politician I'd ever describe as sexy.
    Sanna Marin? https://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-12412923/Sanna-Marin-festivals-bralettes-mini-skirts-divorcing-husband.html

    Cicciolina?
  • Is the Loose Women poll a proper poll?
  • Casino_RoyaleCasino_Royale Posts: 62,292

    What are your plans to deliver that improvement in the Conservative Party? Do you think there’s a particular new leader who could lead the way? Or a policy emphasis?
    I have lots of ideas, some of which I've shared on here before, but now is not the time.
  • TheuniondivvieTheuniondivvie Posts: 43,328

    You can think someone sexy without believing they’re a good politician or agreeing with their policies. I think Steve Baker is a hunk and Nadine Dorries a hottie, but I strongly disagree with their politics.
    Maybe so; they're all swipe lefts for me but chàcun a son goût.
    My point was more that after 4+ years of jowly rhetoric and that bumble bee trapped in a bottle voice people are suddenly coming out for hotty Starmer, something I'd not noticed as a thing before. Sight of the finishing line getting the blood pumping?
  • NigelbNigelb Posts: 76,690

    Maybe we'll surprise you.
    Maybe you will.

    Maybe Labour will wholeheartedly adopt my favoured housing policy in they'd first year if government.

    I'm not holding my breath, though.

  • https://x.com/jamesrbuk/status/1795059989305823246/photo/1

    CCHQ appears to have accidentally emailed around its internal criticisms of the early campaign to activists across the country

    The party is completely dysfunctional. This is so very basic.
  • DougSealDougSeal Posts: 12,746

    I have lots of ideas, some of which I've shared on here before, but now is not the time.
    If a General Election campaign is not the time to share yours and your party’s ideas, then when is?
  • bondegezoubondegezou Posts: 13,671

    Maybe so; they're all swipe lefts for me but chàcun a son goût.
    My point was more that after 4+ years of jowly rhetoric and that bumble bee trapped in a bottle voice people are suddenly coming out for hotty Starmer, something I'd not noticed as a thing before. Sight of the finishing line getting the blood pumping?
    I remember the Mr Darcy comments from 4 years ago.
  • BenpointerBenpointer Posts: 35,295
    Steve Baker reposting Hodges on the NS policy.

    Worth using my photo ration on:

    image

    https://x.com/DPJHodges/status/1794691621323468913
  • I think Labour have completely been allowed to set the narrative on this policy.

    They've said it's a vote for or against putting your child into the army and have branded it as such.

    I think for the first time I am prepared to say it, this policy will be perceived as badly as we thought.
  • bondegezoubondegezou Posts: 13,671
    DougSeal said:

    If a General Election campaign is not the time to share yours and your party’s ideas, then when is?
    Tbf, I was asking about post-defeat, in opposition, plans.
  • MalmesburyMalmesbury Posts: 54,194
    MattW said:

    We already have an Apprenticeship Tax raising ~£3bn a year, running at 0.5% of annual pay bill for employers paying more than £3m a year in payroll.
    https://www.gov.uk/guidance/pay-apprenticeship-levy
    When I was at UCL in the 90s, we had a good half dozen in the class of mature students. People who failed to go to university, failed the first degree etc.

    They all did very well, IIRC.

    In my last year, we had a hilarious chap from the oil rigs. He'd made a pile and decided to take three years out to get a degree. Mad Max biker - was parking his Harley next to Dean Vernon Wormer's official car within about ten minutes of arriving (he just chatted to security and they were his best mates) - all the piercings and tattoos.

    His plan was to do the degree, then back to the rigs and do a Masters/PhD while working. He figured that between being a roughneck and having all the academics he would zoom up the ladder.
  • Dura_AceDura_Ace Posts: 14,314
    Leon said:

    A cousin of mine who worked at Halford’s suffered a sporadic but sharp case of vitiligo where the unmistakeable image of Donald Dewer making a speech would appear on his buttocks, but only during the winter
    Halfords have a zero enforcement (or even) care policy on shoplifting. I don't think I have paid for a 10mm socket for about five years.
  • Dura_AceDura_Ace Posts: 14,314

    Don't expect @Dura_Ace to have accurate intel on these matters. I'm also surprised that someone who claims to have been involved in the military is surprised that the number of combatants produced for an active conflict is 'murky'.. ;)

    https://bulgarianmilitary.com/2024/05/24/ukrainian-f-16-pilots-stand-ready-unknown-number-of-pilots-return/

    +others.
    Yes Ultra.
  • numbertwelvenumbertwelve Posts: 7,302

    I think Labour have completely been allowed to set the narrative on this policy.

    They've said it's a vote for or against putting your child into the army and have branded it as such.

    I think for the first time I am prepared to say it, this policy will be perceived as badly as we thought.

    I thought you said it would be a plus for the Tories?
  • BenpointerBenpointer Posts: 35,295
    dixiedean said:

    Not to mention grandparents.
    Should imagine there's a large constituency in favour of NS for other people's relatives.
    The over-60s without children/grandchildren maybe? Oh, hang on, that's me... No, I still think it's a crap idea.
  • Takeaways from Starmer's first campaign speech:
    🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 big on Englishness
    💷 there *is no money left*
    🪜 anything not in 'first steps' is low priority
    🎒 private school parents "work hard"
    🛥️ he wants to stop the boats
    ⚔️ not quite ruling out national service

    https://x.com/HugoGye/status/1795061748216615231
  • DougSealDougSeal Posts: 12,746

    Tbf, I was asking about post-defeat, in opposition, plans.
    Apologies. As clear as it seems at the moment though there remains the strong possibility of a Conservative led Govt after the election and it would be good to know what they propose
  • CarlottaVanceCarlottaVance Posts: 60,403
    Thread:

    Labour and the Tories have both said they can raise £6bn from cracking down on tax avoidance and evasion. How plausible is this?

    https://x.com/danneidle/status/1795034992134787330?
  • bondegezoubondegezou Posts: 13,671

    When I was at UCL in the 90s, we had a good half dozen in the class of mature students. People who failed to go to university, failed the first degree etc.

    They all did very well, IIRC.

    In my last year, we had a hilarious chap from the oil rigs. He'd made a pile and decided to take three years out to get a degree. Mad Max biker - was parking his Harley next to Dean Vernon Wormer's official car within about ten minutes of arriving (he just chatted to security and they were his best mates) - all the piercings and tattoos.

    His plan was to do the degree, then back to the rigs and do a Masters/PhD while working. He figured that between being a roughneck and having all the academics he would zoom up the ladder.
    I’m at UCL now and always look forward to having mature students on our Master’s programme, although I would also caution that doing a PhD part-time while working is tough.
  • I thought you said it would be a plus for the Tories?
    I genuinely thought it would but my mind has been changed - and I am happy to say when it has. Is that okay with you?
  • StuartinromfordStuartinromford Posts: 18,343
    edited May 2024

    https://x.com/jamesrbuk/status/1795059989305823246/photo/1

    CCHQ appears to have accidentally emailed around its internal criticisms of the early campaign to activists across the country

    The party is completely dysfunctional. This is so very basic.

    Conservative ministers and MPs have failed to “get behind” campaigning and have refused to knock on doors, a leaked memo from Tory headquarters sent days into the general election campaign has revealed...

    The “key theme” identified in the document was that candidates had failed to “get behind” the campaign, with some on holiday or refusing to knock on doors.


    https://www.thetimes.co.uk/article/30276d4d-1dc0-4bb4-887b-013decfeb7b5

    So, panel... Accidentally or accidentally-on-purpose?
  • malcolmgmalcolmg Posts: 44,091
    DavidL said:

    You been hacking my Siri again Malcolm?
    :D:D
  • dixiedeandixiedean Posts: 29,937

    https://x.com/jamesrbuk/status/1795059989305823246/photo/1

    CCHQ appears to have accidentally emailed around its internal criticisms of the early campaign to activists across the country

    The party is completely dysfunctional. This is so very basic.

    https://x.com/jamesrbuk/status/1795059989305823246/photo/1

    CCHQ appears to have accidentally emailed around its internal criticisms of the early campaign to activists across the country

    The party is completely dysfunctional. This is so very basic.

    Am I the only one who would be extremely interested in reading the "unvarnished thoughts" of Conservative staff?
  • malcolmgmalcolmg Posts: 44,091

    I honestly think SKS is quite a sexy man. I say as a straight man.
    Some will believe you
  • numbertwelvenumbertwelve Posts: 7,302

    I genuinely thought it would but my mind has been changed - and I am happy to say when it has. Is that okay with you?
    Oh, OK. It was a genuine question, as I thought you had had a different view.
  • Oh, OK. It was a genuine question, as I thought you had had a different view.
    I think if the Tories had been able to set the narrative it may have gone over well but the truth is that Labour has succeeded in branding it as "send your child off to the army". And that's it.
  • rottenboroughrottenborough Posts: 65,517

    Thread:

    Labour and the Tories have both said they can raise £6bn from cracking down on tax avoidance and evasion. How plausible is this?

    https://x.com/danneidle/status/1795034992134787330?

    "Dan Neidle
    @DanNeidle
    ·
    1h
    Most of the tax gap is small businesses receiving payment in cash and not filing properly (accidentally or deliberately). This is not a very politically convenient answer, but it is nevertheless the truth."

    As far as I can see this practice is absolutely rife amongst small traders like builders and plumbers.
  • Dura_AceDura_Ace Posts: 14,314

    Takeaways from Starmer's first campaign speech:
    🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 big on Englishness
    💷 there *is no money left*
    🪜 anything not in 'first steps' is low priority
    🎒 private school parents "work hard"
    🛥️ he wants to stop the boats
    ⚔️ not quite ruling out national service

    https://x.com/HugoGye/status/1795061748216615231

    He seems to be chasing the same mentally defective boomers as the tories. Do those fuckers all get 5 votes each or something?
  • kyf_100kyf_100 Posts: 4,955
    Dura_Ace said:

    Halfords have a zero enforcement (or even) care policy on shoplifting. I don't think I have paid for a 10mm socket for about five years.
    Don't try it at B&Q. I was amazed last month to see someone actually get accosted by security for shoplifting.

    I had assumed their outrageous prices were a result of a very laissez faire policy on shrinkage.
  • dixiedeandixiedean Posts: 29,937

    Conservative ministers and MPs have failed to “get behind” campaigning and have refused to knock on doors, a leaked memo from Tory headquarters sent days into the general election campaign has revealed...

    The “key theme” identified in the document was that candidates had failed to “get behind” the campaign, with some on holiday or refusing to knock on doors.


    https://www.thetimes.co.uk/article/30276d4d-1dc0-4bb4-887b-013decfeb7b5

    So, panel... Accidentally or accidentally-on-purpose?
    The GE seems to have come as a complete surprise to the people who called it.
    But not to the Opposition.
  • BenpointerBenpointer Posts: 35,295

    Thread:

    Labour and the Tories have both said they can raise £6bn from cracking down on tax avoidance and evasion. How plausible is this?

    https://x.com/danneidle/status/1795034992134787330?

    Most of the tax gap is small businesses receiving payment in cash and not filing properly (accidentally or deliberately). This is not a very politically convenient answer, but it is nevertheless the truth.

    Simples: we just need to BAN CASH!
  • dixiedean said:

    The GE seems to have come as a complete surprise to the people who called it.
    But not to the Opposition.
    My view is that Labour thought it was going to be called for May and so planned for that.

    The Tories assumed it would be in October but Sunak seems to have always planned May or July but doesn't seem to have told his own party.

    At this point it is pointless trying to understand why Sunak does things. He doesn't make logical decisions, he just does things.
  • numbertwelvenumbertwelve Posts: 7,302
    dixiedean said:

    The GE seems to have come as a complete surprise to the people who called it.
    But not to the Opposition.
    It definitely suggests that they were going for the Autumn but something
    changed Rishi’s mind.

    I am not sure we’ll find out what that something is, definitively, before the GE but it will come out in the fullness of time.
  • MalmesburyMalmesbury Posts: 54,194

    Most of the tax gap is small businesses receiving payment in cash and not filing properly (accidentally or deliberately). This is not a very politically convenient answer, but it is nevertheless the truth.

    Simples: we just need to BAN CASH!
    Implement my plan to end the black economy. And stop the boats, as a minor side effect.
  • JosiasJessopJosiasJessop Posts: 45,349
    Dura_Ace said:

    Yes Ultra.
    Yes, Walt.
  • kinabalukinabalu Posts: 44,795
    Dura_Ace said:

    Halfords have a zero enforcement (or even) care policy on shoplifting. I don't think I have paid for a 10mm socket for about five years.
    Incredibly I'm off to Halfords (new wipers) right now. Apparently they will fit them for a nominal extra £5. Bet they won't. Too good to be true.
  • dixiedeandixiedean Posts: 29,937
    edited May 2024

    I think if the Tories had been able to set the narrative it may have gone over well but the truth is that Labour has succeeded in branding it as "send your child off to the army". And that's it.
    But.
    A policy thrown in from leftfield with absolutely no warning.
    And within 48 hours the Opposition have set the narrative?
    Without even any seeming Party line of a narrative of your own?
  • malcolmgmalcolmg Posts: 44,091

    He's a massive Cameron/Osborne fanboy, which is fine. I don't have a problem with that, they're much better than everything that has come since.

    Just find it funny to be called "embarrassing".
    You are very fortunate he is so polite
  • bondegezoubondegezou Posts: 13,671
    .

    Takeaways from Starmer's first campaign speech:
    🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 big on Englishness
    💷 there *is no money left*
    🪜 anything not in 'first steps' is low priority
    🎒 private school parents "work hard"
    🛥️ he wants to stop the boats
    ⚔️ not quite ruling out national service

    https://x.com/HugoGye/status/1795061748216615231

    I’m uncertain this is the best summary. Starmer was excoriating about the national service scheme. He talked about more teachers, more police and more NHS appointments. This is the BBC summary:

    “Here are they key points:

    He talked about his childhood in Oxted, Surrey, and his family's constant fear of not being able to pay the bills and falling into debt
    Sunak's newly-proposed national service scheme was described as "desperate" and compared to a "teenage Dad’s Army" (the scheme is for 18-year-olds and is explained, in full, here)
    The importance of economic, border and national security was emphasised - Starmer accused the Tories of not believing in those principles anymore
    In terms of policies, he repeated promises - if elected - to launch a new border security unit to crack down on small boat crossings and set up Great British Energy, a public sector energy company
    He also promised Labour would recruit 6,500 new teachers and 13,000 more police officers, and ensure 40,000 more NHS appointments a week
    On the Israel-Gaza war, he said he was "shocked" by the overnight attacks in Rafah and - if prime minister - he'd implore Israeli PM Benjamin Netanyahu to "stop"”
  • MalmesburyMalmesbury Posts: 54,194

    "Dan Neidle
    @DanNeidle
    ·
    1h
    Most of the tax gap is small businesses receiving payment in cash and not filing properly (accidentally or deliberately). This is not a very politically convenient answer, but it is nevertheless the truth."

    As far as I can see this practice is absolutely rife amongst small traders like builders and plumbers.
    The going rates for academic, 1-1 tuition, start at about £35 per hour and go up.

    All the university students are in on it - teaching GCSE very often.

    A huge number of state school teachers supplement their income doing this.

    As far as I can see, from the consumption side, nearly no one is paying tax on any of it.
  • Alphabet_SoupAlphabet_Soup Posts: 3,588

    I’m at UCL now and always look forward to having mature students on our Master’s programme, although I would also caution that doing a PhD part-time while working is tough.
    Mrs S. has examined many a PhD thesis in her time. If ever a thankless, underpaid, mind-numbing job cried out for the merciful intercession of AI, this is it.
  • EabhalEabhal Posts: 10,137
    kinabalu said:

    Incredibly I'm off to Halfords (new wipers) right now. Apparently they will fit them for a nominal extra £5. Bet they won't. Too good to be true.
    A friend of mine bought a bike from Halfords. I spent a day taking it apart and putting everything back in the right place.
  • JosiasJessopJosiasJessop Posts: 45,349
    Eabhal said:

    A friend of mine bought a bike from Halfords. I spent a day taking it apart and putting everything back in the right place.
    The handlebars of the road bike I bought were not quite central. Easy enough to 'fix'. I don't have a torque wrench to do it properly... ;)
  • TheuniondivvieTheuniondivvie Posts: 43,328
    Nigelb said:

    De gustibus, etc.

    I can't honestly think of any politician I'd ever describe as sexy.
    I'm sure there are a few guilty fancies out there. For example I think Gillian Keegan has a glint in her eye, and if I were inclined that way, young Joseph Vissarionovich a total hunk.
  • eristdooferistdoof Posts: 5,076

    It definitely suggests that they were going for the Autumn but something
    changed Rishi’s mind.

    I am not sure we’ll find out what that something is, definitively, before the GE but it will come out in the fullness of time.
    The secret service has notified him about how Putin is going to escalate the war in July/August and Sunak doesn't want to deal with it.
  • kle4kle4 Posts: 98,554
    Nigelb said:

    De gustibus, etc.

    I can't honestly think of any politician I'd ever describe as sexy.
    I have to say there are quite a few rather striking american politicians. Many are also bonkers unfortunately.
  • eristdooferistdoof Posts: 5,076

    My view is that Labour thought it was going to be called for May and so planned for that.

    The Tories assumed it would be in October but Sunak seems to have always planned May or July but doesn't seem to have told his own party.

    At this point it is pointless trying to understand why Sunak does things. He doesn't make logical decisions, he just does things.
    Like Boris.
  • MexicanpeteMexicanpete Posts: 31,267

    .

    I’m uncertain this is the best summary. Starmer was excoriating about the national service scheme. He talked about more teachers, more police and more NHS appointments. This is the BBC summary:

    “Here are they key points:

    He talked about his childhood in Oxted, Surrey, and his family's constant fear of not being able to pay the bills and falling into debt
    Sunak's newly-proposed national service scheme was described as "desperate" and compared to a "teenage Dad’s Army" (the scheme is for 18-year-olds and is explained, in full, here)
    The importance of economic, border and national security was emphasised - Starmer accused the Tories of not believing in those principles anymore
    In terms of policies, he repeated promises - if elected - to launch a new border security unit to crack down on small boat crossings and set up Great British Energy, a public sector energy company
    He also promised Labour would recruit 6,500 new teachers and 13,000 more police officers, and ensure 40,000 more NHS appointments a week
    On the Israel-Gaza war, he said he was "shocked" by the overnight attacks in Rafah and - if prime minister - he'd implore Israeli PM Benjamin Netanyahu to "stop"”
    ...the humanitarian aid to Gazan children?
  • kle4kle4 Posts: 98,554

    I'm sure there are a few guilty fancies out there. For example I think Gillian Keegan has a glint in her eye, and if I were inclined that way, young Joseph Vissarionovich a total hunk.
    That hair. Those kind eyes.

  • BenpointerBenpointer Posts: 35,295

    It definitely suggests that they were going for the Autumn but something
    changed Rishi’s mind.

    I am not sure we’ll find out what that something is, definitively, before the GE but it will come out in the fullness of time.
    The start of autumn term in California?
  • RazedabodeRazedabode Posts: 3,105

    https://x.com/jamesrbuk/status/1795059989305823246/photo/1

    CCHQ appears to have accidentally emailed around its internal criticisms of the early campaign to activists across the country

    The party is completely dysfunctional. This is so very basic.

    Sunak really was never up to the job, was he. Such a shame we have a whole political system dominated by these inadequates
  • DougSealDougSeal Posts: 12,746
    Nigelb said:

    De gustibus, etc.

    I can't honestly think of any politician I'd ever describe as sexy.
    Thatcher famously made many Tory males hot under the collar in the 80s.
  • .
    Eabhal said:

    A friend of mine bought a bike from Halfords. I spent a day taking it apart and putting everything back in the right place.
    A lad at work bought a Boardman off them when we had the Cycle To Work Scheme. The forks were on backwards, and the rear disc brake had no pads in. It had passed their inspection as well. I wouldn't have them near my bike or car.
  • kle4kle4 Posts: 98,554
    edited May 2024
    kinabalu said:

    I don't think people here fully grasp what a moment this is, coming up on 4th July. Absent an almighty shock we are going to see something which although not quite Haley’s comet is nevertheless a vanishingly rare event - a change of governing party at Westminster. In my entire adult life, as I have ripened from callow teen to the sweet old fruit I am today, 45 winters and 44 summers, I've experienced this only twice. So I don't go with all this 'yawn' and 'no enthusiasm' talk. I'm excited.

    Unless the Tories really do collapse into nothinginess it will in one sense be a humdrum change of government event. But since we will have had governments of 18 years, 13 years, then 14 years, it is actually a lot more notable than it would seem at first glance.

    I cannot imagine the excitement people had in previous generations with one term governments.
  • kinabalukinabalu Posts: 44,795
    edited May 2024
    Sexy Pols? ... probably best left but people know my feelings about Barry Gardiner. Sadly not featuring much these days.
  • LostPasswordLostPassword Posts: 19,156
    edited May 2024

    Don't expect @Dura_Ace to have accurate intel on these matters. I'm also surprised that someone who claims to have been involved in the military is surprised that the number of combatants produced for an active conflict is 'murky'.. ;)

    https://bulgarianmilitary.com/2024/05/24/ukrainian-f-16-pilots-stand-ready-unknown-number-of-pilots-return/

    +others.
    The F-16 training has taken longer than initially estimated. Help for Ukraine is still slow, late and insufficient.

    There was a report the other day that Russia was producing 3x as many 152mm shells as the US and Europe was producing 155mm shells.

    The West was supposed to be able to use its economic strength to easily produce more military equipment and ammunition than Russia. This has ended up being an embarrassing failure.
  • MexicanpeteMexicanpete Posts: 31,267

    I'm sure there are a few guilty fancies out there. For example I think Gillian Keegan has a glint in her eye, and if I were inclined that way, young Joseph Vissarionovich a total hunk.
    Dehenna?
  • malcolmgmalcolmg Posts: 44,091
    Eabhal said:

    So if an F16 uses all its ammunition up, it falls out of the sky?
    Pilot has to do his job then
  • kle4kle4 Posts: 98,554
    DougSeal said:

    Thatcher famously made many Tory males hot under the collar in the 80s.
    She still does. The 20 something Tories out there, perhaps by virtue of being rather unique, often seem more passionate and fired up about the Thatcher years than people who lived it, even on the Tory side.
  • Dura_AceDura_Ace Posts: 14,314
    Eabhal said:

    A friend of mine bought a bike from Halfords. I spent a day taking it apart and putting everything back in the right place.
    The cheaper the bike is, the harder it is to dial in and Halfords staff have not the time nor ability to do it 100% correctly.

    They don't ever face bottom bracket shells or caliper mounts and just assume that they will be good enough from the factory.
  • EabhalEabhal Posts: 10,137
    malcolmg said:

    Pilot has to do his job then
    I love that you think even fighter pilots are slackers haha
  • When did you work in the Bank of England? My research says you were only there briefly as a graduate hire….
    @RachelReevesMP
    Certainly no true dates your Wikipedia page - all very very vague. Plagiarism again? Buffing a CV? And u have never run a business. Or come close to it.

    https://x.com/emilysheffield/status/1795043203101388817

    Rachel Reeves worked for the Bank of England for six years, which is the same as Emily Sheffield's brother-in-law's term as Prime Minister.

    ROFL
  • DougSealDougSeal Posts: 12,746
    eristdoof said:

    The secret service has notified him about how Putin is going to escalate the war in July/August and Sunak doesn't want to deal with it.
    I think it was the inflation figures not being quite as good as hoped meaning a rate cut less likely and tax cuts in the Autumn more difficult. This was as good as it gets.
  • malcolmgmalcolmg Posts: 44,091
    viewcode said:

    FPT

    I must sadly agree. One of the really sad things we have done over the past decades is to blur the line between children and adults, with the inevitable infantilized adults. Education is a process designed to enable children to become independent when they achieve adulthood, so that they can get a job, form relationships, have children of their own, buy a house, and raise them. By pushing each stage back into their 20s and 30s we are disabling them.

    Your apprenticeships idea is a good one and would help cure this problem.

    You do talk loads of sense Viewcode.
  • TheuniondivvieTheuniondivvie Posts: 43,328
    kle4 said:

    That hair. Those kind eyes.

    Thanks, I didn't want to use up my pic quota!
    You could imagine JVS scoffing avocado toast and Americanos down Brixton way as he expounded on ownership of the means of production.
  • DougSeal said:

    I think it was the inflation figures not being quite as good as hoped meaning a rate cut less likely and tax cuts in the Autumn more difficult. This was as good as it gets.

    Again, you assume there's logic. I think he woke up annoyed and called it.
  • GhedebravGhedebrav Posts: 3,860

    I'm sure there are a few guilty fancies out there. For example I think Gillian Keegan has a glint in her eye, and if I were inclined that way, young Joseph Vissarionovich a total hunk.
    Yikes at GK (no ta), but The Young Man Of Steel (Abs) is worth using my daily pic quota for.


  • kle4kle4 Posts: 98,554

    Most of the tax gap is small businesses receiving payment in cash and not filing properly (accidentally or deliberately). This is not a very politically convenient answer, but it is nevertheless the truth.

    Simples: we just need to BAN CASH!
    'Accidentally or deliberately'.

    So careful.
  • dixiedeandixiedean Posts: 29,937
    kinabalu said:

    I don't think people here fully grasp what a moment this is, coming up on 4th July. Absent an almighty shock we are going to see something which although not quite Haley’s comet is nevertheless a vanishingly rare event - a change of governing party at Westminster. In my entire adult life, as I have ripened from callow teen to the sweet old fruit I am today, 45 winters and 44 summers, I've experienced this only twice. So I don't go with all this 'yawn' and 'no enthusiasm' talk. I'm excited.

    Yep. I had three changes of government before the age of 12. And another 2 years before I was born.
    Only two since.
  • kjhkjh Posts: 12,509
    kinabalu said:

    Incredibly I'm off to Halfords (new wipers) right now. Apparently they will fit them for a nominal extra £5. Bet they won't. Too good to be true.
    They do. I was going to fit a light bulb that was just impossible to get to. Decided to let them do it as I was sure I would break it. They had as much difficulty as I did, but it was then their problem. All went well. Worth it.
  • kjhkjh Posts: 12,509
    Eabhal said:

    A friend of mine bought a bike from Halfords. I spent a day taking it apart and putting everything back in the right place.
    Mind boggles, but I have heard similar.
  • bondegezoubondegezou Posts: 13,671

    When did you work in the Bank of England? My research says you were only there briefly as a graduate hire….
    @RachelReevesMP
    Certainly no true dates your Wikipedia page - all very very vague. Plagiarism again? Buffing a CV? And u have never run a business. Or come close to it.

    https://x.com/emilysheffield/status/1795043203101388817

    Rachel Reeves worked for the Bank of England for six years, which is the same as Emily Sheffield's brother-in-law's term as Prime Minister.

    ROFL

    And it is there in her Wikipedia page!
  • El_CapitanoEl_Capitano Posts: 4,243

    I think Labour have completely been allowed to set the narrative on this policy.

    They've said it's a vote for or against putting your child into the army and have branded it as such.

    I think for the first time I am prepared to say it, this policy will be perceived as badly as we thought.

    To be fair to the Tories, no one could ever have foreseen that if you unveil a policy in an election campaign then it will instantly be spun as an attack on family members, because that has definitely never happened before and particularly not in recent elections.

    I'm starting to wonder whether the Dementia Tax should have been applied to whatever halfwit is running the Conservative campaign.
  • TheuniondivvieTheuniondivvie Posts: 43,328
    Ghedebrav said:

    Yikes at GK (no ta), but The Young Man Of Steel (Abs) is worth using my daily pic quota for.


    Lol! Pwhoaarr..
  • kle4kle4 Posts: 98,554
    edited May 2024

    To be fair to the Tories, no one could ever have foreseen that if you unveil a policy in an election campaign then it will instantly be spun as an attack on family members, because that has definitely never happened before and particularly not in recent elections.

    I'm starting to wonder whether the Dementia Tax should have been applied to whatever halfwit is running the Conservative campaign.
    At least the dementia tax was an attempt to come up with a solution to something most people accept to be a major problem, on top of being proposed by someone who assumed they were galloping towards a win.

    I don't think most people recognise a major problem with the armed forces and community volunteering, even if it is argued they should do.
  • JosiasJessopJosiasJessop Posts: 45,349

    The F-16 training has taken longer than initially estimated. Help for Ukraine is still slow, late and insufficient.

    There was a report the other day that Russia was producing 3x as many 152mm shells as the US and Europe was producing 155mm shells.

    The West was supposed to be able to use its economic strength to easily produce more military equipment and ammunition than Russia. This has ended up being an embarrassing failure.
    Yes and no. Yes, we are not going as fast as we should, or promised.

    On the other hand, Russia is turning increasingly large and significant parts of its economy to produce what will soon be hunks of scrap metal in Ukraine, and begging and borrowing from those titans of military production, Iran and North Korea, whilst the 'west' have not even finished buffing their nails.

    When the war ends - even with a Russian 'victory' - their economy will be utterly in the shitter (and it's already bad); especially if the sanctions remain.
  • malcolmgmalcolmg Posts: 44,091
    megasaur said:

    It says here you can limit bursts to 2 rounds. So with an unarmed opponent you can go round 50 times trying to shoot him through the windscreen. Unnerving even if you miss.
    Be out of fuel and dizzy with 50 circles though
  • eristdooferistdoof Posts: 5,076
    DougSeal said:

    I think it was the inflation figures not being quite as good as hoped meaning a rate cut less likely and tax cuts in the Autumn more difficult. This was as good as it gets.
    I hope you are right and I am wrong.
  • kle4kle4 Posts: 98,554

    Lol! Pwhoaarr..
    Is that young Stalin or Lionel Messi?
  • malcolmgmalcolmg Posts: 44,091
    Leon said:

    So that’s TWO people just on PB - or known to PB - who’ve had slightly embarrassing skin problems with peculiar names where the symptomology includes bizarrely accurate images of relatively forgotten political figures like Sir Francis Pym (later The Lord Pym of Sandy in Bedfordshire) of appearing to form on their genitals or related areas so it’s obviously a lot more common than people realise and we need to talk about it so sufferers don’t feel cruelly stigmatised as they did in the past

    Sounds more like TWO mental cases on PB to me.
  • NigelbNigelb Posts: 76,690
    DougSeal said:

    Thatcher famously made many Tory males hot under the collar in the 80s.
    It seemed no less bizarre at the time.
  • GhedebravGhedebrav Posts: 3,860
    Con Majority now 40/1 (forty/one) with PP.
  • TheuniondivvieTheuniondivvie Posts: 43,328
    Now finally is the time for a ceasefire in Gaza, or at least feeble and strangely homogenous calls for one.

    https://x.com/bencsmoke/status/1795065499719442843
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  • glwglw Posts: 10,361
    eristdoof said:

    The secret service has notified him about how Putin is going to escalate the war in July/August and Sunak doesn't want to deal with it.

    I think it is quite plausible that Sunak has taken heed of the warnings about the risk of a UK general election being adjacent to the US Presidential election. It would be all too easy for the UK campaign to get caught up in the drama and outside interference that seems almost guaranteed for the election in November. It wouldn't necessarily be Putin's war in Ukraine, there are lots of other possible provocations.
  • DecrepiterJohnLDecrepiterJohnL Posts: 30,157
    megasaur said:

    It says here you can limit bursts to 2 rounds. So with an unarmed opponent you can go round 50 times trying to shoot him through the windscreen. Unnerving even if you miss.
    It would hardly unnerve someone about to enter paradise as a martyr by flying into a big building.
  • malcolmgmalcolmg Posts: 44,091
    kinabalu said:

    Incredibly I'm off to Halfords (new wipers) right now. Apparently they will fit them for a nominal extra £5. Bet they won't. Too good to be true.
    £1 a second , easy money if you get a mug who will pay it.
  • LostPasswordLostPassword Posts: 19,156

    Yes and no. Yes, we are not going as fast as we should, or promised.

    On the other hand, Russia is turning increasingly large and significant parts of its economy to produce what will soon be hunks of scrap metal in Ukraine, and begging and borrowing from those titans of military production, Iran and North Korea, whilst the 'west' have not even finished buffing their nails.

    When the war ends - even with a Russian 'victory' - their economy will be utterly in the shitter (and it's already bad); especially if the sanctions remain.
    We're 27 months in. When is the West going to decide to do what is necessary to equip Ukraine for victory?
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