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That would at least reduce pressure on the NHS.Farooq said:
I think it would wind up anybody wanting to interact with any service at 4pm.DavidL said:
Quite like the national tea time idea. And it would really wind up the Nats.Scott_xP said:@sharonodea
I asked ChatGPT to suggest four completely mad ideas the UK’s Conservative Party could include in their manifesto.
I fully expect to see at least one of these announced before the week is out.
https://x.com/sharonodea/status/1794754014686711816
"Hello. This is 999. Your call is important to us. We are currently drinking tea and will resume taking calls in. TWELVE. minutes. If you are bleeding from an aorta, please direct the blood flow away from your telephone headset so your call doesn't get accidentally cut off." [Musak version of Rolling Stone Let It Bleed plays]
Now on to the Tory expertise in robotics.0 -
Lemon drizzle instead of coffee and walnut and I'm all for it.DavidL said:
My 2 favourite cakes. You've got my vote.algarkirk said:
The tea at 4pm proposal is fairly sound, but it needs a R4 Today gotcha interview about whether this is enforced by custodial sentences are merely a fine. There is also the question of how to afford two sorts of cake (Victoria sponge and coffee and walnut for me please) what with the cost of living and all that.SandyRentool said:
National Tea Time. Excellent. Made me LOL.Scott_xP said:@sharonodea
I asked ChatGPT to suggest four completely mad ideas the UK’s Conservative Party could include in their manifesto.
I fully expect to see at least one of these announced before the week is out.
https://x.com/sharonodea/status/17947540146867118162 -
They used to send a van round the estates with a megaphone. Everyone would take the opportunity to cut the grass.Foxy said:
SNP being skint is going to be a factor this election surely?malcolmg said:
A blind man can see the truth and it did not take 3 years to work it out. The money is gone and only a very few had access or could see the transactions.Eabhal said:
Unless they are innocent, in which case they have been pilloried on PB and elsewhere for more than two years, unable to defend themselves.DavidL said:
The duty imposed on what is now the COPFS is not to disclose material that might prejudice the investigation or the prospects of a fair trial. So you won't get public statements about someone being charged that contain more than the very basic material of the age of the person charged and the charge they are facing. They will not disclose, for example, any of the evidence that formed the basis of that charge.bondegezou said:
You can’t keep someone locked up for 6 weeks without charging them! You’d have to let the serial killer back out.megasaur said:
Not "historically" sure. But it is now - calling yourself the Crown Office is a pretty balls out admission of civil service status by the sound of it.DougSeal said:
It would be mad if that applied to prosecutors. Taking to its absurd extreme, if a member of the cabinet was suspected of being a serial killer during a campaign, the idea that the prosecution should hold off charging until the election would be a little dangerous.megasaur said:Don't purdah rules preclude civil servants from taking politically sensitive actions during the campaign?
I don’t know the history in Scotland but the Met Police used to instruct solicitors and attorneys (there were such things in England back then) in private practice to draw up indictments. They took the work in house eventually before it was spun out again to the CPS in the 80s. So the work itself, down here anyway, is not historically civil service work.
You can arrest your serial killer but hold off charging him till after polling day
Ironic that sks got his first big break by turning charging decision announcements into showbiz. Always despised him for that
Nicola, and other SNP politicians, have already been hiding behind an ongoing police investigation for more than 2 years.0 -
Or a very naughty boy....ydoethur said:
There's no Messiah there. There's a messed up person all right, but no Messiah.LostPassword said:I guess British politics could be a lot worse.
https://www.theguardian.com/world/article/2024/may/27/india-elections-pm-narendra-modi-claims-he-has-been-chosen-by-god
“I am convinced that ‘Parmatma’ (God) sent me for a purpose. Once the purpose is achieved, my work will be one done. This is why I have completely dedicated myself to God."
“When my mother was alive, I used to believe that I was born biologically. After she passed away, upon reflecting on all my experiences, I was convinced that God had sent me.”
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European countries are getting serious.
Spain is set to announce a new massive 1.13 billion Euro ($1.23 billion) military aid package for Ukraine.
The package will include roughly 12 additional PATRIOT interceptors, 19 Leopard 2A4s, and a large number of additional systems procured from the Spanish defense industry.
https://x.com/Osinttechnical/status/1794986685085757806
No longer are they just sending obsolete kit from reserves:
"..Most of the funding will go to Spanish companies to procure new equipment for Ukraine.."
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Morning all
Early skirmishes so far in the GE campaign - the pace will quicken at the beginning of June and from then on it'll ratchet up to July 4th.
Every time I hear a new Conservative "idea" my thought process is "you've led the Government for 14 years - you've had all that time to bring this in - why haven't you? Could it be because it's not a very good idea?". It's difficult, after 14 years, to sound fresh, new and different and there's only so many re-launches you can do in Government - three or four so far?
It may be that, as with the party in 1997 and Labour in 2010, there's nothing left and they've run out of road. Intellectual exhaustion going hand-in-hand with the sense of the inevitability of defeat isn't a good mix for rational thought - it's ideal for desperation and ill thought out half plans.
There will be those, for whom the prospect of a Labour Government is anathema, who will lap all this up because the "fear" of a Labour Government is that powerful, whether this comes from propaganda, familial memory or personal experience.
As an aside, I don't get involved much with social media but I know a lot of the campaign is now fought on the various platforms. The extent to which this actually moves voters or whether it re-enforces the echo chambers I don't know. I'd put as much faith in WhatsApp anecdotes as I do on reports from canvassers - none at all.
We need some decent regional and constituency polling - the sub samples from national polls are too small to be meaningful. Is London, for example, going to vote in line with the Mayoral election or the GLA contests?
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Good point, cake is a terrible idea. Bakewell tart for me.Eabhal said:
Is cake the right idea at a time of record obesity?algarkirk said:
The tea at 4pm proposal is fairly sound, but it needs a R4 Today gotcha interview about whether this is enforced by custodial sentences are merely a fine. There is also the question of how to afford two sorts of cake (Victoria sponge and coffee and walnut for me please) what with the cost of living and all that.SandyRentool said:
National Tea Time. Excellent. Made me LOL.Scott_xP said:@sharonodea
I asked ChatGPT to suggest four completely mad ideas the UK’s Conservative Party could include in their manifesto.
I fully expect to see at least one of these announced before the week is out.
https://x.com/sharonodea/status/1794754014686711816
Cake inflation is currently running at 24.7%.0 -
War, what is it good forNigelb said:European countries are getting serious.
Spain is set to announce a new massive 1.13 billion Euro ($1.23 billion) military aid package for Ukraine.
The package will include roughly 12 additional PATRIOT interceptors, 19 Leopard 2A4s, and a large number of additional systems procured from the Spanish defense industry.
https://x.com/Osinttechnical/status/1794986685085757806
No longer are they just sending obsolete kit from reserves:
"..Most of the funding will go to Spanish companies to procure new equipment for Ukraine.."absolutely nothingdomestic arms manufacturers....2 -
Extraordinary, even for India.LostPassword said:I guess British politics could be a lot worse.
https://www.theguardian.com/world/article/2024/may/27/india-elections-pm-narendra-modi-claims-he-has-been-chosen-by-god
“I am convinced that ‘Parmatma’ (God) sent me for a purpose. Once the purpose is achieved, my work will be one done. This is why I have completely dedicated myself to God."
“When my mother was alive, I used to believe that I was born biologically. After she passed away, upon reflecting on all my experiences, I was convinced that God had sent me.”
South Africa votes this week. It looks likely to be the end of the ANC majority.
The EFF look to get 48 seats. Their manifesto would make Mao blush.2 -
O/T what happened to Leon's imminent 'worse than the Panama Papers' kaboom from a week ago? Did I miss it?0
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She's not ruling it out though - which is apparently contemplating it as an option - otherwise you do what James Cleverly did in saying unequivocally won't be jailing people.bondegezou said:
She does not suggest that. The journalist suggests that and she gives a non-answer that avoids commenting on the suggestion. As the tweet says, she doesn’t rule it out.MJW said:So we're at the stage of this National Service shambles where Tories are seriously suggesting parents are prosecuted over their adult children's refusal to do what they're told at the weekends by the state.
I don't know, but it doesn't sound too conservative.
https://twitter.com/TimesRadio/status/1794997416355041791
It was her who compared it to being compelled to attend school - for which you *are* prosecuted if your child fails to. That's how it works in terms of enforcement among those who refuse repeatedly to comply. Entirely fair for a journalist to take that at face value and say if that's what you're saying you'll be prosecuting parents.
Obviously they're not going to end up *doing it* as it's completely bonkers. But it shows what a shambles they are in on enforcement of the 'mandatory' element of this.0 -
Ah. Maybe that was why an election was called.Benpointer said:O/T what happened to Leon's imminent 'worse than the Panama Papers' kaboom from a week ago? Did I miss it?
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A Patriot battery is $1bn each so I presume that's 12 missiles. It'll all be over by Xmas.Nigelb said:European countries are getting serious.
Spain is set to announce a new massive 1.13 billion Euro ($1.23 billion) military aid package for Ukraine.
The package will include roughly 12 additional PATRIOT interceptors, 19 Leopard 2A4s, and a large number of additional systems procured from the Spanish defense industry.
https://x.com/Osinttechnical/status/1794986685085757806
No longer are they just sending obsolete kit from reserves:
"..Most of the funding will go to Spanish companies to procure new equipment for Ukraine.."0 -
My early thoughts as follows:
Reform will do best in areas of Conservative strength - whether it will be enough to cost the Conservatives seats remains to be seen.
The LDs will do poorly in most areas but very well in their targets though in some the rising Labour tide may help the Conservatives hang on.
Labour will win some seats from third place.
The Conservatives will do unexpectedly well in a few places - we've seen in the locals a few areas of core strength which resisted the Labour onslaught - Walsall, Dartford, Dudley (to a point), parts of Outer Suburban London. This may be down to hard working local MPs who disassociate themselves from the national party.
The Conservatives will do unexpectedly badly in other areas.
We could see swings in individual seats of up to 25%.
I leave Wales, Scotland and Northern Ireland to others though the last named could be particularly interesting. It would be nice to see regional polling.
There's a long way to go and nothing is certain.
I have plenty more platitudes from where these originated.4 -
You think the Russians are so far gone just 12 missiles will finish them off?Dura_Ace said:
A Patriot battery is $1bn each so I presume that's 12 missiles. It'll all be over by Xmas.Nigelb said:European countries are getting serious.
Spain is set to announce a new massive 1.13 billion Euro ($1.23 billion) military aid package for Ukraine.
The package will include roughly 12 additional PATRIOT interceptors, 19 Leopard 2A4s, and a large number of additional systems procured from the Spanish defense industry.
https://x.com/Osinttechnical/status/1794986685085757806
No longer are they just sending obsolete kit from reserves:
"..Most of the funding will go to Spanish companies to procure new equipment for Ukraine.."1 -
Did Leon ever divulge what Finland was all about?Benpointer said:O/T what happened to Leon's imminent 'worse than the Panama Papers' kaboom from a week ago? Did I miss it?
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I thought Dundee cake would be your thing?DavidL said:
My 2 favourite cakes. You've got my vote.algarkirk said:
The tea at 4pm proposal is fairly sound, but it needs a R4 Today gotcha interview about whether this is enforced by custodial sentences are merely a fine. There is also the question of how to afford two sorts of cake (Victoria sponge and coffee and walnut for me please) what with the cost of living and all that.SandyRentool said:
National Tea Time. Excellent. Made me LOL.Scott_xP said:@sharonodea
I asked ChatGPT to suggest four completely mad ideas the UK’s Conservative Party could include in their manifesto.
I fully expect to see at least one of these announced before the week is out.
https://x.com/sharonodea/status/17947540146867118160 -
I think it was all about him pretending he had some inside knowledge the rest of us didn't, in order to boost his low self-esteem.DecrepiterJohnL said:
Did Leon ever divulge what Finland was all about?Benpointer said:O/T what happened to Leon's imminent 'worse than the Panama Papers' kaboom from a week ago? Did I miss it?
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@Steven_Swinford
A minister has said that the Conservative's new national service scheme was 'sprung on' MPs and candidates without consultation
Steve Baker, an NI minister, said that the policy 'was developed by a political adviser or advisers and sprung on candidates, some of whom are relevant ministers'2 -
This is the least libertarian Government of my lifetime.MJW said:So we're at the stage of this National Service shambles where Tories are seriously suggesting parents are prosecuted over their adult children's refusal to do what they're told at the weekends by the state.
I don't know, but it doesn't sound too conservative.
https://twitter.com/TimesRadio/status/1794997416355041791
Not sure if anyone from left or right could disagree with that, even those a lot older than I?1 -
@implausibleblog
2021: Boris Johnson says we're changing direction to a high wage economy
2024: Rachel Johnson says she likes unpaid National Service because we haven't got enough people to pick our fruit
https://x.com/implausibleblog/status/17947167076317922711 -
The last Labour government who tried to introduce detention without charge for 90 days.Heathener said:
This is the least libertarian Government of my lifetime.MJW said:So we're at the stage of this National Service shambles where Tories are seriously suggesting parents are prosecuted over their adult children's refusal to do what they're told at the weekends by the state.
I don't know, but it doesn't sound too conservative.
https://twitter.com/TimesRadio/status/1794997416355041791
Not sure if anyone from left or right could disagree with that, even those a lot older than I?6 -
Rachel Johnson is the most pointless journalist there is. She just tells us what other Johnson would say with less bluster. It's as empty and vacuous as anything he says.Scott_xP said:@implausibleblog
2021: Boris Johnson says we're changing direction to a high wage economy
2024: Rachel Johnson says she likes unpaid National Service because we haven't got enough people to pick our fruit
https://x.com/implausibleblog/status/17947167076317922711 -
Not according to @Taz:Scott_xP said:@Steven_Swinford
A minister has said that the Conservative's new national service scheme was 'sprung on' MPs and candidates without consultation
Steve Baker, an NI minister, said that the policy 'was developed by a political adviser or advisers and sprung on candidates, some of whom are relevant ministers'Taz said:
But it hasn’t been. It has been in development a while. William Hague has been involved in crafting it.Benpointer said:
IANAE but inventing a new policy on the spur of the moment might be a risky game to play.Scott_xP said:@alexwickham
James Cleverly immediately rows back on the compulsory nature of the National Service idea
No criminal sanction if people don’t want to do it, he tells Sky
@rafaelbehr
So they've u-turned already or they lied in the press briefing?
@jonsopel
It’s almost as though this policy hasn’t been properly thought through and has been written on back of a fag packet (now that cigs aren’t going to be banned)0 -
This could be the first major split in the new party that will have to be formed to fill the centre right gap after the election. The Bakewell Faction v the Victoria Sponges.Benpointer said:
Good point, cake is a terrible idea. Bakewell tart for me.Eabhal said:
Is cake the right idea at a time of record obesity?algarkirk said:
The tea at 4pm proposal is fairly sound, but it needs a R4 Today gotcha interview about whether this is enforced by custodial sentences are merely a fine. There is also the question of how to afford two sorts of cake (Victoria sponge and coffee and walnut for me please) what with the cost of living and all that.SandyRentool said:
National Tea Time. Excellent. Made me LOL.Scott_xP said:@sharonodea
I asked ChatGPT to suggest four completely mad ideas the UK’s Conservative Party could include in their manifesto.
I fully expect to see at least one of these announced before the week is out.
https://x.com/sharonodea/status/1794754014686711816
Cake inflation is currently running at 24.7%.0 -
I’m genuinely interested to see next week’s polling, which I assume will have some specific questions on this idea.MJW said:
She's not ruling it out though - which is apparently contemplating it as an option - otherwise you do what James Cleverly did in saying unequivocally won't be jailing people.bondegezou said:
She does not suggest that. The journalist suggests that and she gives a non-answer that avoids commenting on the suggestion. As the tweet says, she doesn’t rule it out.MJW said:So we're at the stage of this National Service shambles where Tories are seriously suggesting parents are prosecuted over their adult children's refusal to do what they're told at the weekends by the state.
I don't know, but it doesn't sound too conservative.
https://twitter.com/TimesRadio/status/1794997416355041791
It was her who compared it to being compelled to attend school - for which you *are* prosecuted if your child fails to. That's how it works in terms of enforcement among those who refuse repeatedly to comply. Entirely fair for a journalist to take that at face value and say if that's what you're saying you'll be prosecuting parents.
Obviously they're not going to end up *doing it* as it's completely bonkers. But it shows what a shambles they are in on enforcement of the 'mandatory' element of this.
While us nerds have (with justification) quite quickly ripped the idea to shreds, actual normal people who just glance at the headlines may not see it for the ill-conceived electoral hail-Mary that a few minutes scrutiny reveals it to be. And as such, it may have a passing appeal.0 -
I've always had a soft spot for tarts tbf.algarkirk said:
This could be the first major split in the new party that will have to be formed to fill the centre right gap after the election. The Bakewell Faction v the Victoria Sponges.Benpointer said:
Good point, cake is a terrible idea. Bakewell tart for me.Eabhal said:
Is cake the right idea at a time of record obesity?algarkirk said:
The tea at 4pm proposal is fairly sound, but it needs a R4 Today gotcha interview about whether this is enforced by custodial sentences are merely a fine. There is also the question of how to afford two sorts of cake (Victoria sponge and coffee and walnut for me please) what with the cost of living and all that.SandyRentool said:
National Tea Time. Excellent. Made me LOL.Scott_xP said:@sharonodea
I asked ChatGPT to suggest four completely mad ideas the UK’s Conservative Party could include in their manifesto.
I fully expect to see at least one of these announced before the week is out.
https://x.com/sharonodea/status/1794754014686711816
Cake inflation is currently running at 24.7%.0 -
I think we know what it was all about.DecrepiterJohnL said:
Did Leon ever divulge what Finland was all about?Benpointer said:O/T what happened to Leon's imminent 'worse than the Panama Papers' kaboom from a week ago? Did I miss it?
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In most democracies at most times that sort of nonsense would get you kicked out and laughed at but it ses Modi has hit upon the golden narrative for establishing a job for life:Foxy said:
Extraordinary, even for India.LostPassword said:I guess British politics could be a lot worse.
https://www.theguardian.com/world/article/2024/may/27/india-elections-pm-narendra-modi-claims-he-has-been-chosen-by-god
“I am convinced that ‘Parmatma’ (God) sent me for a purpose. Once the purpose is achieved, my work will be one done. This is why I have completely dedicated myself to God."
“When my mother was alive, I used to believe that I was born biologically. After she passed away, upon reflecting on all my experiences, I was convinced that God had sent me.”
South Africa votes this week. It looks likely to be the end of the ANC majority.
The EFF look to get 48 seats. Their manifesto would make Mao blush.
- Establish democratic support and win an election
- (Crucially) preside over strong economic growth in your first few years, in contrast to what came before. That locks in the support
- Gradually ratchet up the authoritarian control, weaponising cultural tensions
It’s the Erdogan route. First few years in power saw strong economic growth after the preceding chaos. That’s how Putin established credibility too. And of course Mussolini made the trains run on time.0 -
Blackberry for me Carnyx, these boys have febrile imaginations of what upsets Independence supporters. They are rather scared of the idea.Carnyx said:
Not at all - all one needs is Abernethy biscuits and raspberry jam.DavidL said:
Quite like the national tea time idea. And it would really wind up the Nats.Scott_xP said:@sharonodea
I asked ChatGPT to suggest four completely mad ideas the UK’s Conservative Party could include in their manifesto.
I fully expect to see at least one of these announced before the week is out.
https://x.com/sharonodea/status/17947540146867118161 -
True, but pre-election period will have started from prorogation, and there are general rules about civil servants (particularly senior ones) taking political actions at any time.Tres said:
Campaign hasn't started yet.megasaur said:Don't purdah rules preclude civil servants from taking politically sensitive actions during the campaign?
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So, when I find an errant shopping trolley on my way to the local supermarket, I should not return it?SandyRentool said:
Yay - Kant early on a Bank Holiday morning. Doing a good turn is of no moral worth if you enjoy doing it.Eabhal said:
It doesn't count if you enjoy it.Flatlander said:Morning all. Off to do some non-compulsory volunteering...
The latest research suggests even the pyramids didn't require compulsory volunteering.
This is about the limit of my "do-goodery" these days.1 -
Is that much worse / different from the current Government’s (now failed) ban on any protest that is deemed ‘not minor’? With the implication that you can be banged up for protesting against just about anything? Genuine questions, not being facetious.TheScreamingEagles said:
The last Labour government who tried to introduce detention without charge for 90 days.Heathener said:
This is the least libertarian Government of my lifetime.MJW said:So we're at the stage of this National Service shambles where Tories are seriously suggesting parents are prosecuted over their adult children's refusal to do what they're told at the weekends by the state.
I don't know, but it doesn't sound too conservative.
https://twitter.com/TimesRadio/status/1794997416355041791
Not sure if anyone from left or right could disagree with that, even those a lot older than I?0 -
Trevelyan says there will be a "competitive process to join the military for a year's commission".
Commission, eh.
Either the minister doesn't understand the policy she is announcing or the country's officers' messes are about to undergo the most almighty upheaval.4 -
It will probably turn out to be Compulsory National Tea Time.SandyRentool said:
National Tea Time. Excellent. Made me LOL.Scott_xP said:@sharonodea
I asked ChatGPT to suggest four completely mad ideas the UK’s Conservative Party could include in their manifesto.
I fully expect to see at least one of these announced before the week is out.
https://x.com/sharonodea/status/17947540146867118161 -
Oh God, we’re back to the days of people ramping a Tory revival in Scotland. I’ll be surprised if they don’t net lose seats. All evidence is that they are almost as unpopular in Scotland as the SNP.wooliedyed said:
Ayr looks a three way, the higher Lab go the more likely it becomes a Lab/SNP fight. Perthshire is one to watch. Aberdeen South interesting as is Angus and Argyll and Buteydoethur said:
The SNP have sunk by a lot more than the Tories.Casino_Royale said:I think there are some very interesting bets on Scottish constituencies.
Could that see seats such as Ayr and Aberdeen South come into play for the Tories? Or will they leak so many votes to Labour that it's irrelevant?0 -
Have Labour dropped the "Gulags For Slags" policy?Heathener said:
This is the least libertarian Government of my lifetime.MJW said:So we're at the stage of this National Service shambles where Tories are seriously suggesting parents are prosecuted over their adult children's refusal to do what they're told at the weekends by the state.
I don't know, but it doesn't sound too conservative.
https://twitter.com/TimesRadio/status/1794997416355041791
Not sure if anyone from left or right could disagree with that, even those a lot older than I?3 -
Their begging online is going well , saw Gethings was at £46 and Sheppard at £70. Money rolling in.Foxy said:
SNP being skint is going to be a factor this election surely?malcolmg said:
A blind man can see the truth and it did not take 3 years to work it out. The money is gone and only a very few had access or could see the transactions.Eabhal said:
Unless they are innocent, in which case they have been pilloried on PB and elsewhere for more than two years, unable to defend themselves.DavidL said:
The duty imposed on what is now the COPFS is not to disclose material that might prejudice the investigation or the prospects of a fair trial. So you won't get public statements about someone being charged that contain more than the very basic material of the age of the person charged and the charge they are facing. They will not disclose, for example, any of the evidence that formed the basis of that charge.bondegezou said:
You can’t keep someone locked up for 6 weeks without charging them! You’d have to let the serial killer back out.megasaur said:
Not "historically" sure. But it is now - calling yourself the Crown Office is a pretty balls out admission of civil service status by the sound of it.DougSeal said:
It would be mad if that applied to prosecutors. Taking to its absurd extreme, if a member of the cabinet was suspected of being a serial killer during a campaign, the idea that the prosecution should hold off charging until the election would be a little dangerous.megasaur said:Don't purdah rules preclude civil servants from taking politically sensitive actions during the campaign?
I don’t know the history in Scotland but the Met Police used to instruct solicitors and attorneys (there were such things in England back then) in private practice to draw up indictments. They took the work in house eventually before it was spun out again to the CPS in the 80s. So the work itself, down here anyway, is not historically civil service work.
You can arrest your serial killer but hold off charging him till after polling day
Ironic that sks got his first big break by turning charging decision announcements into showbiz. Always despised him for that
Nicola, and other SNP politicians, have already been hiding behind an ongoing police investigation for more than 2 years.0 -
Would the Bakewell faction split into pudding and tart wings ?algarkirk said:
This could be the first major split in the new party that will have to be formed to fill the centre right gap after the election. The Bakewell Faction v the Victoria Sponges.Benpointer said:
Good point, cake is a terrible idea. Bakewell tart for me.Eabhal said:
Is cake the right idea at a time of record obesity?algarkirk said:
The tea at 4pm proposal is fairly sound, but it needs a R4 Today gotcha interview about whether this is enforced by custodial sentences are merely a fine. There is also the question of how to afford two sorts of cake (Victoria sponge and coffee and walnut for me please) what with the cost of living and all that.SandyRentool said:
National Tea Time. Excellent. Made me LOL.Scott_xP said:@sharonodea
I asked ChatGPT to suggest four completely mad ideas the UK’s Conservative Party could include in their manifesto.
I fully expect to see at least one of these announced before the week is out.
https://x.com/sharonodea/status/1794754014686711816
Cake inflation is currently running at 24.7%.0 -
There was some polling in 2005(?) about the Conservative manifesto. Ask people about the policies, they were petty popular. Ask people about them as Conservative policies, and they weren't.Ghedebrav said:
I’m genuinely interested to see next week’s polling, which I assume will have some specific questions on this idea.MJW said:
She's not ruling it out though - which is apparently contemplating it as an option - otherwise you do what James Cleverly did in saying unequivocally won't be jailing people.bondegezou said:
She does not suggest that. The journalist suggests that and she gives a non-answer that avoids commenting on the suggestion. As the tweet says, she doesn’t rule it out.MJW said:So we're at the stage of this National Service shambles where Tories are seriously suggesting parents are prosecuted over their adult children's refusal to do what they're told at the weekends by the state.
I don't know, but it doesn't sound too conservative.
https://twitter.com/TimesRadio/status/1794997416355041791
It was her who compared it to being compelled to attend school - for which you *are* prosecuted if your child fails to. That's how it works in terms of enforcement among those who refuse repeatedly to comply. Entirely fair for a journalist to take that at face value and say if that's what you're saying you'll be prosecuting parents.
Obviously they're not going to end up *doing it* as it's completely bonkers. But it shows what a shambles they are in on enforcement of the 'mandatory' element of this.
While us nerds have (with justification) quite quickly ripped the idea to shreds, actual normal people who just glance at the headlines may not see it for the ill-conceived electoral hail-Mary that a few minutes scrutiny reveals it to be. And as such, it may have a passing appeal.
Vibes matter, and the vibes around Rishi are horrible.0 -
FIle with the Finland incident.LostPassword said:
Ah. Maybe that was why an election was called.Benpointer said:O/T what happened to Leon's imminent 'worse than the Panama Papers' kaboom from a week ago? Did I miss it?
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Alan, I'm sure others have mentioned it too, but congratulations on being the only entrant in Ben's Excellent Competition to predict correctly the date of the GE.No_Offence_Alan said:
So, when I find an errant shopping trolley on my way to the local supermarket, I should not return it?SandyRentool said:
Yay - Kant early on a Bank Holiday morning. Doing a good turn is of no moral worth if you enjoy doing it.Eabhal said:
It doesn't count if you enjoy it.Flatlander said:Morning all. Off to do some non-compulsory volunteering...
The latest research suggests even the pyramids didn't require compulsory volunteering.
This is about the limit of my "do-goodery" these days.
How does it feel to be a front-runner?1 -
Plus not that I'm channeling Casino or anything but sometimes PB does spout arrant bollocks.
It has to be chocolate fudge and, yes fine, coffee and walnut.0 -
Sounds like the crap Vague would come up with for sure.Benpointer said:
Not according to @Taz:Scott_xP said:@Steven_Swinford
A minister has said that the Conservative's new national service scheme was 'sprung on' MPs and candidates without consultation
Steve Baker, an NI minister, said that the policy 'was developed by a political adviser or advisers and sprung on candidates, some of whom are relevant ministers'Taz said:
But it hasn’t been. It has been in development a while. William Hague has been involved in crafting it.Benpointer said:
IANAE but inventing a new policy on the spur of the moment might be a risky game to play.Scott_xP said:@alexwickham
James Cleverly immediately rows back on the compulsory nature of the National Service idea
No criminal sanction if people don’t want to do it, he tells Sky
@rafaelbehr
So they've u-turned already or they lied in the press briefing?
@jonsopel
It’s almost as though this policy hasn’t been properly thought through and has been written on back of a fag packet (now that cigs aren’t going to be banned)0 -
ETA: http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk/4266155.stmStuartinromford said:
There was some polling in 2005(?) about the Conservative manifesto. Ask people about the policies, they were petty popular. Ask people about them as Conservative policies, and they weren't.Ghedebrav said:
I’m genuinely interested to see next week’s polling, which I assume will have some specific questions on this idea.MJW said:
She's not ruling it out though - which is apparently contemplating it as an option - otherwise you do what James Cleverly did in saying unequivocally won't be jailing people.bondegezou said:
She does not suggest that. The journalist suggests that and she gives a non-answer that avoids commenting on the suggestion. As the tweet says, she doesn’t rule it out.MJW said:So we're at the stage of this National Service shambles where Tories are seriously suggesting parents are prosecuted over their adult children's refusal to do what they're told at the weekends by the state.
I don't know, but it doesn't sound too conservative.
https://twitter.com/TimesRadio/status/1794997416355041791
It was her who compared it to being compelled to attend school - for which you *are* prosecuted if your child fails to. That's how it works in terms of enforcement among those who refuse repeatedly to comply. Entirely fair for a journalist to take that at face value and say if that's what you're saying you'll be prosecuting parents.
Obviously they're not going to end up *doing it* as it's completely bonkers. But it shows what a shambles they are in on enforcement of the 'mandatory' element of this.
While us nerds have (with justification) quite quickly ripped the idea to shreds, actual normal people who just glance at the headlines may not see it for the ill-conceived electoral hail-Mary that a few minutes scrutiny reveals it to be. And as such, it may have a passing appeal.
Vibes matter, and the vibes around Rishi are horrible.0 -
Good morning PB.
SNP crashing in Scotland
Tories crashing in England.
FPTP will once again prove what it gives it can just as easily take away...2 -
I thought you were all for compelling today's feckless youth to do time polishing boots and marching around parade grounds?malcolmg said:
Sounds like the crap Vague would come up with for sure.Benpointer said:
Not according to @Taz:Scott_xP said:@Steven_Swinford
A minister has said that the Conservative's new national service scheme was 'sprung on' MPs and candidates without consultation
Steve Baker, an NI minister, said that the policy 'was developed by a political adviser or advisers and sprung on candidates, some of whom are relevant ministers'Taz said:
But it hasn’t been. It has been in development a while. William Hague has been involved in crafting it.Benpointer said:
IANAE but inventing a new policy on the spur of the moment might be a risky game to play.Scott_xP said:@alexwickham
James Cleverly immediately rows back on the compulsory nature of the National Service idea
No criminal sanction if people don’t want to do it, he tells Sky
@rafaelbehr
So they've u-turned already or they lied in the press briefing?
@jonsopel
It’s almost as though this policy hasn’t been properly thought through and has been written on back of a fag packet (now that cigs aren’t going to be banned)0 -
She often disagrees with Big Bro Boris in order to get herself a few seconds of publicity.BatteryCorrectHorse said:
Rachel Johnson is the most pointless journalist there is. She just tells us what other Johnson would say with less bluster. It's as empty and vacuous as anything he says.Scott_xP said:@implausibleblog
2021: Boris Johnson says we're changing direction to a high wage economy
2024: Rachel Johnson says she likes unpaid National Service because we haven't got enough people to pick our fruit
https://x.com/implausibleblog/status/17947167076317922710 -
I don’t know what your question means?No_Offence_Alan said:
Have Labour dropped the "Gulags For Slags" policy?Heathener said:
This is the least libertarian Government of my lifetime.MJW said:So we're at the stage of this National Service shambles where Tories are seriously suggesting parents are prosecuted over their adult children's refusal to do what they're told at the weekends by the state.
I don't know, but it doesn't sound too conservative.
https://twitter.com/TimesRadio/status/1794997416355041791
Not sure if anyone from left or right could disagree with that, even those a lot older than I?
But I’m not the one to answer questions on a Labour manifesto anyway. I doubt I’ll get around to reading theirs, or those of any other party, in full tbh.
But I’m inferring that you and TSE don’t think the last Labour Gov’t, by which I take it you mean Gordon Brown’s, was very libertarian either?
I think socially they were. A raft of good reforms that brought much-needed advances.0 -
@DPJHodges
In every election Labour have a key problem. 68% of voters in the 18-24 age bracket support the party. But only 47% of those in that age bracket actually vote. The Tory's national service policy has gone some way to solving that.2 -
A dyed in the wool unionist , don't be silly, he mimics the colonial masters in London. Tea at 4pm with a picture of the latest inbred and a union jack proudly displayed on the wall and God save the Inbred intoned before supping.SandyRentool said:
I thought Dundee cake would be your thing?DavidL said:
My 2 favourite cakes. You've got my vote.algarkirk said:
The tea at 4pm proposal is fairly sound, but it needs a R4 Today gotcha interview about whether this is enforced by custodial sentences are merely a fine. There is also the question of how to afford two sorts of cake (Victoria sponge and coffee and walnut for me please) what with the cost of living and all that.SandyRentool said:
National Tea Time. Excellent. Made me LOL.Scott_xP said:@sharonodea
I asked ChatGPT to suggest four completely mad ideas the UK’s Conservative Party could include in their manifesto.
I fully expect to see at least one of these announced before the week is out.
https://x.com/sharonodea/status/17947540146867118161 -
Blair tried to introduce ID cards, 90 day detention without trial and ASBOs. He was someone so sure that whatever the police do must be right that he voluntarily submitted his DNA to a database, presumably so they could catch him for a crime he committed in the future (though apparently not war crimes).Heathener said:
This is the least libertarian Government of my lifetime.MJW said:So we're at the stage of this National Service shambles where Tories are seriously suggesting parents are prosecuted over their adult children's refusal to do what they're told at the weekends by the state.
I don't know, but it doesn't sound too conservative.
https://twitter.com/TimesRadio/status/1794997416355041791
Not sure if anyone from left or right could disagree with that, even those a lot older than I?
Starmer will probably be even worse. He would probably still have us in lockdown as he opposed every measure to relax it.3 -
It said interceptors ( ie missiles ) which I hardly think are $1 billion each , imagined you would have known the difference.Dura_Ace said:
A Patriot battery is $1bn each so I presume that's 12 missiles. It'll all be over by Xmas.Nigelb said:European countries are getting serious.
Spain is set to announce a new massive 1.13 billion Euro ($1.23 billion) military aid package for Ukraine.
The package will include roughly 12 additional PATRIOT interceptors, 19 Leopard 2A4s, and a large number of additional systems procured from the Spanish defense industry.
https://x.com/Osinttechnical/status/1794986685085757806
No longer are they just sending obsolete kit from reserves:
"..Most of the funding will go to Spanish companies to procure new equipment for Ukraine.."0 -
He actually *did* introduce indefinite prison sentences, which people are still serving. As outrageous to me as blood and Post office scandals. And of course if we get an inquiry it will be decades late and no help for those who have committed suicide in prisonFishing said:
Blair tried to introduce ID cards, 90 day detention without trial and ASBOs. He was someone so sure that whatever the police do must be right that he voluntarily submitted his DNA to a database, presumably so they could catch him for a crime he committed in the future.Heathener said:
This is the least libertarian Government of my lifetime.MJW said:So we're at the stage of this National Service shambles where Tories are seriously suggesting parents are prosecuted over their adult children's refusal to do what they're told at the weekends by the state.
I don't know, but it doesn't sound too conservative.
https://twitter.com/TimesRadio/status/1794997416355041791
Not sure if anyone from left or right could disagree with that, even those a lot older than I?
Starmer will probably be even worse. He would probably still have us in lockdown as he opposed every measure to relax it.7 -
Oh I see.megasaur said:
He actually *did* introduce indefinite prison sentences, which people are still serving. As outrageous to me as blood and Post office scandals. And of course if we get an inquiry it will be decades late and no help for those who have committed suicide in prisonFishing said:
Blair tried to introduce ID cards, 90 day detention without trial and ASBOs. He was someone so sure that whatever the police do must be right that he voluntarily submitted his DNA to a database, presumably so they could catch him for a crime he committed in the future.Heathener said:
This is the least libertarian Government of my lifetime.MJW said:So we're at the stage of this National Service shambles where Tories are seriously suggesting parents are prosecuted over their adult children's refusal to do what they're told at the weekends by the state.
I don't know, but it doesn't sound too conservative.
https://twitter.com/TimesRadio/status/1794997416355041791
Not sure if anyone from left or right could disagree with that, even those a lot older than I?
Starmer will probably be even worse. He would probably still have us in lockdown as he opposed every measure to relax it.
Well just confirms many of my views on Tony Blair, which I’ve made no secret about on here. I disliked him then and I dislike him now.
I marched against the war in Iraq, standing right behind someone called Jeremy Corbyn.
Bloody proud I did too.0 -
Dundee cake, Churchill's favourite.SandyRentool said:
I thought Dundee cake would be your thing?DavidL said:
My 2 favourite cakes. You've got my vote.algarkirk said:
The tea at 4pm proposal is fairly sound, but it needs a R4 Today gotcha interview about whether this is enforced by custodial sentences are merely a fine. There is also the question of how to afford two sorts of cake (Victoria sponge and coffee and walnut for me please) what with the cost of living and all that.SandyRentool said:
National Tea Time. Excellent. Made me LOL.Scott_xP said:@sharonodea
I asked ChatGPT to suggest four completely mad ideas the UK’s Conservative Party could include in their manifesto.
I fully expect to see at least one of these announced before the week is out.
https://x.com/sharonodea/status/17947540146867118160 -
How was the smell? Hummus and Voltarol?Heathener said:
Oh I see.megasaur said:
He actually *did* introduce indefinite prison sentences, which people are still serving. As outrageous to me as blood and Post office scandals. And of course if we get an inquiry it will be decades late and no help for those who have committed suicide in prisonFishing said:
Blair tried to introduce ID cards, 90 day detention without trial and ASBOs. He was someone so sure that whatever the police do must be right that he voluntarily submitted his DNA to a database, presumably so they could catch him for a crime he committed in the future.Heathener said:
This is the least libertarian Government of my lifetime.MJW said:So we're at the stage of this National Service shambles where Tories are seriously suggesting parents are prosecuted over their adult children's refusal to do what they're told at the weekends by the state.
I don't know, but it doesn't sound too conservative.
https://twitter.com/TimesRadio/status/1794997416355041791
Not sure if anyone from left or right could disagree with that, even those a lot older than I?
Starmer will probably be even worse. He would probably still have us in lockdown as he opposed every measure to relax it.
Well just confirms many of my views on Tony Blair, which I’ve made no secret about on here. I disliked him then and I dislike him now.
I marched against the war in Iraq, standing right behind someone called Jeremy Corbyn.0 -
People have forgotten what a Labour government means. Because it's been over 14 years.Fishing said:
Blair tried to introduce ID cards, 90 day detention without trial and ASBOs. He was someone so sure that whatever the police do must be right that he voluntarily submitted his DNA to a database, presumably so they could catch him for a crime he committed in the future (though apparently not war crimes).Heathener said:
This is the least libertarian Government of my lifetime.MJW said:So we're at the stage of this National Service shambles where Tories are seriously suggesting parents are prosecuted over their adult children's refusal to do what they're told at the weekends by the state.
I don't know, but it doesn't sound too conservative.
https://twitter.com/TimesRadio/status/1794997416355041791
Not sure if anyone from left or right could disagree with that, even those a lot older than I?
Starmer will probably be even worse. He would probably still have us in lockdown as he opposed every measure to relax it.
Many are not going to like it.
When they reme1 -
One Downing Street insider called the 61- year-old Labour leader "Sleepy Keir", an apparent attempt to link him in the public's mind to the US's 81-year-old President Joe Biden, dubbed "Sleepy Joe" by Donald Trump. "Campaigns are tough, tiring things and it's understandable that he may be weary," said a Tory campaign official. "But being prime minister is a 24/7 job which requires stamina."
https://x.com/JamesFitzJourno/status/1795015985461653708/photo/11 -
I do recommend that piece on Keir Starmer in yesterday’s Sunday Times.
I suspect very few people on here really know the man. You won’t be massively enlightened after reading it but that’s part of the point. It explains something about the enigmatic figure.
I’m not massively enthused about Starmer but personally I’m extremely glad he’s not another charismatic. I’m sick and tired of being led by people like that who seem to cause us nothing but trouble (Blair, Cameron, Clegg, Boris, Truss).
I just want a leader who is competent and safe.0 -
The only Dundee I expect in this campaign is "dun dun dun, dundee dun, dundee dun" as the Death Starmer obliterates Sunak.DecrepiterJohnL said:
Dundee cake, Churchill's favourite.SandyRentool said:
I thought Dundee cake would be your thing?DavidL said:
My 2 favourite cakes. You've got my vote.algarkirk said:
The tea at 4pm proposal is fairly sound, but it needs a R4 Today gotcha interview about whether this is enforced by custodial sentences are merely a fine. There is also the question of how to afford two sorts of cake (Victoria sponge and coffee and walnut for me please) what with the cost of living and all that.SandyRentool said:
National Tea Time. Excellent. Made me LOL.Scott_xP said:@sharonodea
I asked ChatGPT to suggest four completely mad ideas the UK’s Conservative Party could include in their manifesto.
I fully expect to see at least one of these announced before the week is out.
https://x.com/sharonodea/status/17947540146867118162 -
I would make the b*ggers work. Get them out sweeping the streets, picking up litter , getting chewing gum off pavements, painting graffiti and helping old ladies across the street. 8 am - 5pm with 30 minutes for lunch. Pay retired soldiers to ensure disciplne and no slacking.Benpointer said:
I thought you were all for compelling today's feckless youth to do time polishing boots and marching around parade grounds?malcolmg said:
Sounds like the crap Vague would come up with for sure.Benpointer said:
Not according to @Taz:Scott_xP said:@Steven_Swinford
A minister has said that the Conservative's new national service scheme was 'sprung on' MPs and candidates without consultation
Steve Baker, an NI minister, said that the policy 'was developed by a political adviser or advisers and sprung on candidates, some of whom are relevant ministers'Taz said:
But it hasn’t been. It has been in development a while. William Hague has been involved in crafting it.Benpointer said:
IANAE but inventing a new policy on the spur of the moment might be a risky game to play.Scott_xP said:@alexwickham
James Cleverly immediately rows back on the compulsory nature of the National Service idea
No criminal sanction if people don’t want to do it, he tells Sky
@rafaelbehr
So they've u-turned already or they lied in the press briefing?
@jonsopel
It’s almost as though this policy hasn’t been properly thought through and has been written on back of a fag packet (now that cigs aren’t going to be banned)
No cushy billets.1 -
He was a lot less famous back then so I didn’t really take much notice. George Galloway was also in front of me which I keep more quiet about. But at least even I could see over the top.Dura_Ace said:
How was the smell? Hummus and Voltarol?Heathener said:
Oh I see.megasaur said:
He actually *did* introduce indefinite prison sentences, which people are still serving. As outrageous to me as blood and Post office scandals. And of course if we get an inquiry it will be decades late and no help for those who have committed suicide in prisonFishing said:
Blair tried to introduce ID cards, 90 day detention without trial and ASBOs. He was someone so sure that whatever the police do must be right that he voluntarily submitted his DNA to a database, presumably so they could catch him for a crime he committed in the future.Heathener said:
This is the least libertarian Government of my lifetime.MJW said:So we're at the stage of this National Service shambles where Tories are seriously suggesting parents are prosecuted over their adult children's refusal to do what they're told at the weekends by the state.
I don't know, but it doesn't sound too conservative.
https://twitter.com/TimesRadio/status/1794997416355041791
Not sure if anyone from left or right could disagree with that, even those a lot older than I?
Starmer will probably be even worse. He would probably still have us in lockdown as he opposed every measure to relax it.
Well just confirms many of my views on Tony Blair, which I’ve made no secret about on here. I disliked him then and I dislike him now.
I marched against the war in Iraq, standing right behind someone called Jeremy Corbyn.0 -
LOL
As is my infantile habit I checked in to a shooting range in the US in January to blast away with a Glock for an hour, just had an email offering $50 off when I buy $250 of ammunition as a Memorial Day special. It's what they would have wanted.1 -
If the Tories hadn't opposed it, Steve Bray could be safely banged up in Wandsworth until after the election.TheScreamingEagles said:
The last Labour government who tried to introduce detention without charge for 90 days.Heathener said:
This is the least libertarian Government of my lifetime.MJW said:So we're at the stage of this National Service shambles where Tories are seriously suggesting parents are prosecuted over their adult children's refusal to do what they're told at the weekends by the state.
I don't know, but it doesn't sound too conservative.
https://twitter.com/TimesRadio/status/1794997416355041791
Not sure if anyone from left or right could disagree with that, even those a lot older than I?0 -
Dundee cake is fine but Victoria sponge well made with a slightly tart jam to offset the sweetness of the cream and coffee and walnut are simply divine. @algarkirk is a man of excellent taste and judgment.SandyRentool said:
I thought Dundee cake would be your thing?DavidL said:
My 2 favourite cakes. You've got my vote.algarkirk said:
The tea at 4pm proposal is fairly sound, but it needs a R4 Today gotcha interview about whether this is enforced by custodial sentences are merely a fine. There is also the question of how to afford two sorts of cake (Victoria sponge and coffee and walnut for me please) what with the cost of living and all that.SandyRentool said:
National Tea Time. Excellent. Made me LOL.Scott_xP said:@sharonodea
I asked ChatGPT to suggest four completely mad ideas the UK’s Conservative Party could include in their manifesto.
I fully expect to see at least one of these announced before the week is out.
https://x.com/sharonodea/status/17947540146867118161 -
Did the Tories not support detention without charge?
I just can't support such a policy, innocent until proven guilty. Always.1 -
You been hacking my Siri again Malcolm?malcolmg said:
A dyed in the wool unionist , don't be silly, he mimics the colonial masters in London. Tea at 4pm with a picture of the latest inbred and a union jack proudly displayed on the wall and God save the Inbred intoned before supping.SandyRentool said:
I thought Dundee cake would be your thing?DavidL said:
My 2 favourite cakes. You've got my vote.algarkirk said:
The tea at 4pm proposal is fairly sound, but it needs a R4 Today gotcha interview about whether this is enforced by custodial sentences are merely a fine. There is also the question of how to afford two sorts of cake (Victoria sponge and coffee and walnut for me please) what with the cost of living and all that.SandyRentool said:
National Tea Time. Excellent. Made me LOL.Scott_xP said:@sharonodea
I asked ChatGPT to suggest four completely mad ideas the UK’s Conservative Party could include in their manifesto.
I fully expect to see at least one of these announced before the week is out.
https://x.com/sharonodea/status/17947540146867118160 -
ChillingMexicanpete said:
If the Tories hadn't opposed it, Steve Bray could be safely banged up in Wandsworth until after the election.TheScreamingEagles said:
The last Labour government who tried to introduce detention without charge for 90 days.Heathener said:
This is the least libertarian Government of my lifetime.MJW said:So we're at the stage of this National Service shambles where Tories are seriously suggesting parents are prosecuted over their adult children's refusal to do what they're told at the weekends by the state.
I don't know, but it doesn't sound too conservative.
https://twitter.com/TimesRadio/status/1794997416355041791
Not sure if anyone from left or right could disagree with that, even those a lot older than I?
Funny how we’ll happily silence a guy with a megaphone but when privileged Etonian Dave Cameron tries to ban the publication of a book exposing him over his Greenshill stench it raises not a murmur on here.
Greenshill should cause outrage. And if you know about it you’d not think so highly of Cameron again.1 -
SKS is on his hind legs.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QUab-oMShEY (and other channels)
He makes a lousy speaker.1 -
Cool story. Are you the one on the left or the right?Heathener said:
Oh I see.megasaur said:
He actually *did* introduce indefinite prison sentences, which people are still serving. As outrageous to me as blood and Post office scandals. And of course if we get an inquiry it will be decades late and no help for those who have committed suicide in prisonFishing said:
Blair tried to introduce ID cards, 90 day detention without trial and ASBOs. He was someone so sure that whatever the police do must be right that he voluntarily submitted his DNA to a database, presumably so they could catch him for a crime he committed in the future.Heathener said:
This is the least libertarian Government of my lifetime.MJW said:So we're at the stage of this National Service shambles where Tories are seriously suggesting parents are prosecuted over their adult children's refusal to do what they're told at the weekends by the state.
I don't know, but it doesn't sound too conservative.
https://twitter.com/TimesRadio/status/1794997416355041791
Not sure if anyone from left or right could disagree with that, even those a lot older than I?
Starmer will probably be even worse. He would probably still have us in lockdown as he opposed every measure to relax it.
Well just confirms many of my views on Tony Blair, which I’ve made no secret about on here. I disliked him then and I dislike him now.
I marched against the war in Iraq, standing right behind someone called Jeremy Corbyn.
Bloody proud I did too.
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They're getting their attack lines from Doctor Who now?BatteryCorrectHorse said:One Downing Street insider called the 61- year-old Labour leader "Sleepy Keir", an apparent attempt to link him in the public's mind to the US's 81-year-old President Joe Biden, dubbed "Sleepy Joe" by Donald Trump. "Campaigns are tough, tiring things and it's understandable that he may be weary," said a Tory campaign official. "But being prime minister is a 24/7 job which requires stamina."
https://x.com/JamesFitzJourno/status/1795015985461653708/photo/1
"Don't you think she looks tired?"1 -
Haha excellent!boulay said:
Cool story. Are you the one on the left or the right?Heathener said:
Oh I see.megasaur said:
He actually *did* introduce indefinite prison sentences, which people are still serving. As outrageous to me as blood and Post office scandals. And of course if we get an inquiry it will be decades late and no help for those who have committed suicide in prisonFishing said:
Blair tried to introduce ID cards, 90 day detention without trial and ASBOs. He was someone so sure that whatever the police do must be right that he voluntarily submitted his DNA to a database, presumably so they could catch him for a crime he committed in the future.Heathener said:
This is the least libertarian Government of my lifetime.MJW said:So we're at the stage of this National Service shambles where Tories are seriously suggesting parents are prosecuted over their adult children's refusal to do what they're told at the weekends by the state.
I don't know, but it doesn't sound too conservative.
https://twitter.com/TimesRadio/status/1794997416355041791
Not sure if anyone from left or right could disagree with that, even those a lot older than I?
Starmer will probably be even worse. He would probably still have us in lockdown as he opposed every measure to relax it.
Well just confirms many of my views on Tony Blair, which I’ve made no secret about on here. I disliked him then and I dislike him now.
I marched against the war in Iraq, standing right behind someone called Jeremy Corbyn.
Bloody proud I did too.
There were, iirc, 3 anti Iraq war marches? I think mine was the 15th Feb one. Keep digging around and there’s a vague possibility you’ll find me.
Young and gorgeous, obvs2 -
Don't be silly. Darth Vader is not even SKS's father.El_Capitano said:
The only Dundee I expect in this campaign is "dun dun dun, dundee dun, dundee dun" as the Death Starmer obliterates Sunak.DecrepiterJohnL said:
Dundee cake, Churchill's favourite.SandyRentool said:
I thought Dundee cake would be your thing?DavidL said:
My 2 favourite cakes. You've got my vote.algarkirk said:
The tea at 4pm proposal is fairly sound, but it needs a R4 Today gotcha interview about whether this is enforced by custodial sentences are merely a fine. There is also the question of how to afford two sorts of cake (Victoria sponge and coffee and walnut for me please) what with the cost of living and all that.SandyRentool said:
National Tea Time. Excellent. Made me LOL.Scott_xP said:@sharonodea
I asked ChatGPT to suggest four completely mad ideas the UK’s Conservative Party could include in their manifesto.
I fully expect to see at least one of these announced before the week is out.
https://x.com/sharonodea/status/17947540146867118161 -
Its notable that the only thing that the public have approved of was his calling the election (aka resigning).Stuartinromford said:
There was some polling in 2005(?) about the Conservative manifesto. Ask people about the policies, they were petty popular. Ask people about them as Conservative policies, and they weren't.Ghedebrav said:
I’m genuinely interested to see next week’s polling, which I assume will have some specific questions on this idea.MJW said:
She's not ruling it out though - which is apparently contemplating it as an option - otherwise you do what James Cleverly did in saying unequivocally won't be jailing people.bondegezou said:
She does not suggest that. The journalist suggests that and she gives a non-answer that avoids commenting on the suggestion. As the tweet says, she doesn’t rule it out.MJW said:So we're at the stage of this National Service shambles where Tories are seriously suggesting parents are prosecuted over their adult children's refusal to do what they're told at the weekends by the state.
I don't know, but it doesn't sound too conservative.
https://twitter.com/TimesRadio/status/1794997416355041791
It was her who compared it to being compelled to attend school - for which you *are* prosecuted if your child fails to. That's how it works in terms of enforcement among those who refuse repeatedly to comply. Entirely fair for a journalist to take that at face value and say if that's what you're saying you'll be prosecuting parents.
Obviously they're not going to end up *doing it* as it's completely bonkers. But it shows what a shambles they are in on enforcement of the 'mandatory' element of this.
While us nerds have (with justification) quite quickly ripped the idea to shreds, actual normal people who just glance at the headlines may not see it for the ill-conceived electoral hail-Mary that a few minutes scrutiny reveals it to be. And as such, it may have a passing appeal.
Vibes matter, and the vibes around Rishi are horrible.0 -
Blair and New Labour definitely had some authoritarian tendencies. Personally I wouldn't put ID cards in there with the rest of that list...Fishing said:
Blair tried to introduce ID cards, 90 day detention without trial and ASBOs. He was someone so sure that whatever the police do must be right that he voluntarily submitted his DNA to a database, presumably so they could catch him for a crime he committed in the future (though apparently not war crimes).Heathener said:
This is the least libertarian Government of my lifetime.MJW said:So we're at the stage of this National Service shambles where Tories are seriously suggesting parents are prosecuted over their adult children's refusal to do what they're told at the weekends by the state.
I don't know, but it doesn't sound too conservative.
https://twitter.com/TimesRadio/status/1794997416355041791
Not sure if anyone from left or right could disagree with that, even those a lot older than I?
Starmer will probably be even worse. He would probably still have us in lockdown as he opposed every measure to relax it.
I'm more optimistic about Starmer. He's been a human rights lawyer and will have seen a lot of miscarriages of justice. But my worry is that he is so desperate to win, that he may feel he has to act tough and compromise his principles.1 -
...look good.DecrepiterJohnL said:SKS is on his hind legs.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QUab-oMShEY (and other channels)
He makes a lousy speaker.0 -
They opposed it at 90 days and 56 days.BatteryCorrectHorse said:Did the Tories not support detention without charge?
I just can't support such a policy, innocent until proven guilty. Always.0 -
Gordon Brown at one point suggested "From now on all 16- and 17-year-old parents who get support from the taxpayer will be placed in a network of supervised homes. "Heathener said:
I don’t know what your question means?No_Offence_Alan said:
Have Labour dropped the "Gulags For Slags" policy?Heathener said:
This is the least libertarian Government of my lifetime.MJW said:So we're at the stage of this National Service shambles where Tories are seriously suggesting parents are prosecuted over their adult children's refusal to do what they're told at the weekends by the state.
I don't know, but it doesn't sound too conservative.
https://twitter.com/TimesRadio/status/1794997416355041791
Not sure if anyone from left or right could disagree with that, even those a lot older than I?
But I’m not the one to answer questions on a Labour manifesto anyway. I doubt I’ll get around to reading theirs, or those of any other party, in full tbh.
But I’m inferring that you and TSE don’t think the last Labour Gov’t, by which I take it you mean Gordon Brown’s, was very libertarian either?
I think socially they were. A raft of good reforms that brought much-needed advances.1 -
They really are very bad at this, considering whatever you think of him Starmer looks a young 61, famously plays football every week and kind of looks like a Thunderbirds character gone slightly to seed.BatteryCorrectHorse said:One Downing Street insider called the 61- year-old Labour leader "Sleepy Keir", an apparent attempt to link him in the public's mind to the US's 81-year-old President Joe Biden, dubbed "Sleepy Joe" by Donald Trump. "Campaigns are tough, tiring things and it's understandable that he may be weary," said a Tory campaign official. "But being prime minister is a 24/7 job which requires stamina."
https://x.com/JamesFitzJourno/status/1795015985461653708/photo/1
If it were Corbyn it would make sense, if still daft. But not here.
Plus, what a way to insult the only people in the country still voting for you as past it.2 -
That's not opposed it full stop, is it?TheScreamingEagles said:
They opposed it at 90 days and 56 days.BatteryCorrectHorse said:Did the Tories not support detention without charge?
I just can't support such a policy, innocent until proven guilty. Always.0 -
I honestly think SKS is quite a sexy man. I say as a straight man.MJW said:
They really are very bad at this, considering whatever you think of him Starmer looks a young 61, famously plays football every week and kind of looks like a Thunderbirds character gone slightly to seed.BatteryCorrectHorse said:One Downing Street insider called the 61- year-old Labour leader "Sleepy Keir", an apparent attempt to link him in the public's mind to the US's 81-year-old President Joe Biden, dubbed "Sleepy Joe" by Donald Trump. "Campaigns are tough, tiring things and it's understandable that he may be weary," said a Tory campaign official. "But being prime minister is a 24/7 job which requires stamina."
https://x.com/JamesFitzJourno/status/1795015985461653708/photo/1
If it were Corbyn it would make sense, if still daft. But not here.
Plus, what a way to insult the only people in the country still voting for you as past it.3 -
LOL. The bit of flag on the Change logo looks upside down (presumably the graphic designer intended it to be top right but it looks bottom left).DavidL said:
...look good.DecrepiterJohnL said:SKS is on his hind legs.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QUab-oMShEY (and other channels)
He makes a lousy speaker.0 -
To be honest, I had forgotten about that competition.Peter_the_Punter said:
Alan, I'm sure others have mentioned it too, but congratulations on being the only entrant in Ben's Excellent Competition to predict correctly the date of the GE.No_Offence_Alan said:
So, when I find an errant shopping trolley on my way to the local supermarket, I should not return it?SandyRentool said:
Yay - Kant early on a Bank Holiday morning. Doing a good turn is of no moral worth if you enjoy doing it.Eabhal said:
It doesn't count if you enjoy it.Flatlander said:Morning all. Off to do some non-compulsory volunteering...
The latest research suggests even the pyramids didn't require compulsory volunteering.
This is about the limit of my "do-goodery" these days.
How does it feel to be a front-runner?0 -
Yep exactly.rkrkrk said:
Blair and New Labour definitely had some authoritarian tendencies. Personally I wouldn't put ID cards in there with the rest of that list...Fishing said:
Blair tried to introduce ID cards, 90 day detention without trial and ASBOs. He was someone so sure that whatever the police do must be right that he voluntarily submitted his DNA to a database, presumably so they could catch him for a crime he committed in the future (though apparently not war crimes).Heathener said:
This is the least libertarian Government of my lifetime.MJW said:So we're at the stage of this National Service shambles where Tories are seriously suggesting parents are prosecuted over their adult children's refusal to do what they're told at the weekends by the state.
I don't know, but it doesn't sound too conservative.
https://twitter.com/TimesRadio/status/1794997416355041791
Not sure if anyone from left or right could disagree with that, even those a lot older than I?
Starmer will probably be even worse. He would probably still have us in lockdown as he opposed every measure to relax it.
I'm more optimistic about Starmer. He's been a human rights lawyer and will have seen a lot of miscarriages of justice. But my worry is that he is so desperate to win, that he may feel he has to act tough and compromise his principles.
I can’t really see someone who had a successful career as a human rights lawyer then suddenly banning them.
What yesterday’s Sunday Times double piece said, which I now discover was similar to George Eaton’s New Statesman piece, is that Starmer does not follow ideology. He’s all about pragmatism.
Well thank BLOODY goodness for that, I say!
I am sick and bloody tired of stupid ideological politicians screwing up our lives. Give me some pragmatism and competence now, please.0 -
In reality, it was a pretty popular government for quite a long period until, as they all do, it made a series of mistakes and ran out of steam.Casino_Royale said:
People have forgotten what a Labour government means. Because it's been over 14 years.Fishing said:
Blair tried to introduce ID cards, 90 day detention without trial and ASBOs. He was someone so sure that whatever the police do must be right that he voluntarily submitted his DNA to a database, presumably so they could catch him for a crime he committed in the future (though apparently not war crimes).Heathener said:
This is the least libertarian Government of my lifetime.MJW said:So we're at the stage of this National Service shambles where Tories are seriously suggesting parents are prosecuted over their adult children's refusal to do what they're told at the weekends by the state.
I don't know, but it doesn't sound too conservative.
https://twitter.com/TimesRadio/status/1794997416355041791
Not sure if anyone from left or right could disagree with that, even those a lot older than I?
Starmer will probably be even worse. He would probably still have us in lockdown as he opposed every measure to relax it.
Many are not going to like it.
When they reme
I know it's standard practice to invent a little story about a predecessor administration being a total fiasco throughout - and it's an effective tactic too as, almost by definition, your opponent is at a low point in public esteem when they lose office. But it isn't terribly credible.3 -
Hang on - its nicked my idea of a colony on Mars. This is madness - AI is coming for all of us. Leon was RIGHT!Casino_Royale said:
That actually sounds quite good.Scott_xP said:@sharonodea
I asked ChatGPT to suggest four completely mad ideas the UK’s Conservative Party could include in their manifesto.
I fully expect to see at least one of these announced before the week is out.
https://x.com/sharonodea/status/17947540146867118162 -
He’s got great hair and is quite handsome . He also looks like he could chop a few logs where as Sunak looks like he could barely lift a tin of beans .BatteryCorrectHorse said:
I honestly think SKS is quite a sexy man. I say as a straight man.MJW said:
They really are very bad at this, considering whatever you think of him Starmer looks a young 61, famously plays football every week and kind of looks like a Thunderbirds character gone slightly to seed.BatteryCorrectHorse said:One Downing Street insider called the 61- year-old Labour leader "Sleepy Keir", an apparent attempt to link him in the public's mind to the US's 81-year-old President Joe Biden, dubbed "Sleepy Joe" by Donald Trump. "Campaigns are tough, tiring things and it's understandable that he may be weary," said a Tory campaign official. "But being prime minister is a 24/7 job which requires stamina."
https://x.com/JamesFitzJourno/status/1795015985461653708/photo/1
If it were Corbyn it would make sense, if still daft. But not here.
Plus, what a way to insult the only people in the country still voting for you as past it.1 -
The George Eaton piece on ‘What is Starmerism?’ *
https://www.newstatesman.com/cover-story/2024/05/what-is-starmerism
* I’m pretty sure Keir Starmer would loathe the idea of ‘Starmerism’. That’s exactly what he doesn’t stand for.0 -
Seeing as @Casino_Royale has openly admitted that he will be campaigning for the Conservative Party his posts are effectively @HYUFD style party political broadcasts0
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Brilliantnico679 said:
He’s got great hair and is quite handsome . He also looks like he could chop a few logs where as Sunak looks like he could barely lift a tin of beans .BatteryCorrectHorse said:
I honestly think SKS is quite a sexy man. I say as a straight man.MJW said:
They really are very bad at this, considering whatever you think of him Starmer looks a young 61, famously plays football every week and kind of looks like a Thunderbirds character gone slightly to seed.BatteryCorrectHorse said:One Downing Street insider called the 61- year-old Labour leader "Sleepy Keir", an apparent attempt to link him in the public's mind to the US's 81-year-old President Joe Biden, dubbed "Sleepy Joe" by Donald Trump. "Campaigns are tough, tiring things and it's understandable that he may be weary," said a Tory campaign official. "But being prime minister is a 24/7 job which requires stamina."
https://x.com/JamesFitzJourno/status/1795015985461653708/photo/1
If it were Corbyn it would make sense, if still daft. But not here.
Plus, what a way to insult the only people in the country still voting for you as past it.1 -
Yeah, I didn’t like TB but New Labour was great for this country.SirNorfolkPassmore said:
In reality, it was a pretty popular government for quite a long period until, as they all do, it made a series of mistakes and ran out of steam.Casino_Royale said:
People have forgotten what a Labour government means. Because it's been over 14 years.Fishing said:
Blair tried to introduce ID cards, 90 day detention without trial and ASBOs. He was someone so sure that whatever the police do must be right that he voluntarily submitted his DNA to a database, presumably so they could catch him for a crime he committed in the future (though apparently not war crimes).Heathener said:
This is the least libertarian Government of my lifetime.MJW said:So we're at the stage of this National Service shambles where Tories are seriously suggesting parents are prosecuted over their adult children's refusal to do what they're told at the weekends by the state.
I don't know, but it doesn't sound too conservative.
https://twitter.com/TimesRadio/status/1794997416355041791
Not sure if anyone from left or right could disagree with that, even those a lot older than I?
Starmer will probably be even worse. He would probably still have us in lockdown as he opposed every measure to relax it.
Many are not going to like it.
When they reme
I know it's standard practice to invent a little story about a predecessor administration being a total fiasco throughout - and it's an effective tactic too as, almost by definition, your opponent is at a low point in public esteem when they lose office. But it isn't terribly credible.
Pretty-much the last time this country was relaxed and happy.0 -
He is.BatteryCorrectHorse said:
I honestly think SKS is quite a sexy man. I say as a straight man.MJW said:
They really are very bad at this, considering whatever you think of him Starmer looks a young 61, famously plays football every week and kind of looks like a Thunderbirds character gone slightly to seed.BatteryCorrectHorse said:One Downing Street insider called the 61- year-old Labour leader "Sleepy Keir", an apparent attempt to link him in the public's mind to the US's 81-year-old President Joe Biden, dubbed "Sleepy Joe" by Donald Trump. "Campaigns are tough, tiring things and it's understandable that he may be weary," said a Tory campaign official. "But being prime minister is a 24/7 job which requires stamina."
https://x.com/JamesFitzJourno/status/1795015985461653708/photo/1
If it were Corbyn it would make sense, if still daft. But not here.
Plus, what a way to insult the only people in the country still voting for you as past it.
But his public speaking style is rather dreary.0 -
Kant's test for shopping trolley return (not to be confused with the runaway trolley problem, which is different):No_Offence_Alan said:
So, when I find an errant shopping trolley on my way to the local supermarket, I should not return it?SandyRentool said:
Yay - Kant early on a Bank Holiday morning. Doing a good turn is of no moral worth if you enjoy doing it.Eabhal said:
It doesn't count if you enjoy it.Flatlander said:Morning all. Off to do some non-compulsory volunteering...
The latest research suggests even the pyramids didn't require compulsory volunteering.
This is about the limit of my "do-goodery" these days.
"Act only according to that maxim by which you can at the same time will that it should become a universal law.”
He doesn't really mind if you enjoy doing it, but it doesn't give what Kant would call 'bragging rights'.0 -
There was a little old lady, who was walkin' down the roadmalcolmg said:
I would make the b*ggers work. Get them out sweeping the streets, picking up litter , getting chewing gum off pavements, painting graffiti and helping old ladies across the street. 8 am - 5pm with 30 minutes for lunch. Pay retired soldiers to ensure disciplne and no slacking.Benpointer said:
I thought you were all for compelling today's feckless youth to do time polishing boots and marching around parade grounds?malcolmg said:
Sounds like the crap Vague would come up with for sure.Benpointer said:
Not according to @Taz:Scott_xP said:@Steven_Swinford
A minister has said that the Conservative's new national service scheme was 'sprung on' MPs and candidates without consultation
Steve Baker, an NI minister, said that the policy 'was developed by a political adviser or advisers and sprung on candidates, some of whom are relevant ministers'Taz said:
But it hasn’t been. It has been in development a while. William Hague has been involved in crafting it.Benpointer said:
IANAE but inventing a new policy on the spur of the moment might be a risky game to play.Scott_xP said:@alexwickham
James Cleverly immediately rows back on the compulsory nature of the National Service idea
No criminal sanction if people don’t want to do it, he tells Sky
@rafaelbehr
So they've u-turned already or they lied in the press briefing?
@jonsopel
It’s almost as though this policy hasn’t been properly thought through and has been written on back of a fag packet (now that cigs aren’t going to be banned)
No cushy billets.
She was struggling with bags from Tesco
There were people from the city havin' lunch in the park
I believe that is called al fresco
When a kid came along to offer a hand
But before she had time to accept it
Hits her over the head, doesn't care if she's dead
'Cause he's got all her jewellery and wallet
I fear I may have spotted (yet another) flaw in this plan.1 -
Actually, it was only really popular for the first few years - note how turnout dropped in 2001, it started losing locals and euros quite clearly, and then a lot of voters starting deserting it post Iraq in 2005.SirNorfolkPassmore said:
In reality, it was a pretty popular government for quite a long period until, as they all do, it made a series of mistakes and ran out of steam.Casino_Royale said:
People have forgotten what a Labour government means. Because it's been over 14 years.Fishing said:
Blair tried to introduce ID cards, 90 day detention without trial and ASBOs. He was someone so sure that whatever the police do must be right that he voluntarily submitted his DNA to a database, presumably so they could catch him for a crime he committed in the future (though apparently not war crimes).Heathener said:
This is the least libertarian Government of my lifetime.MJW said:So we're at the stage of this National Service shambles where Tories are seriously suggesting parents are prosecuted over their adult children's refusal to do what they're told at the weekends by the state.
I don't know, but it doesn't sound too conservative.
https://twitter.com/TimesRadio/status/1794997416355041791
Not sure if anyone from left or right could disagree with that, even those a lot older than I?
Starmer will probably be even worse. He would probably still have us in lockdown as he opposed every measure to relax it.
Many are not going to like it.
When they reme
I know it's standard practice to invent a little story about a predecessor administration being a total fiasco throughout - and it's an effective tactic too as, almost by definition, your opponent is at a low point in public esteem when they lose office. But it isn't terribly credible.
To the extent that Blair was relatively popular his premiership from 1997-2007 coincided with some of the most benign economic conditions we'd ever experienced, though for most of the last half of it everyone was constantly nervous about the threat of Islamic terrorism.0 -
God, you're embarrassing. Being detained without charge has existed for many years, it gives the police/CPS time to gather evidence/make decisions.BatteryCorrectHorse said:
That's not opposed it full stop, is it?TheScreamingEagles said:
They opposed it at 90 days and 56 days.BatteryCorrectHorse said:Did the Tories not support detention without charge?
I just can't support such a policy, innocent until proven guilty. Always.
Blair wanted to increase pre charge detention from 14 days to 90 days, when that was defeated he tried to compromise at 56 days, which was defeated again.
Blair had a massive strop saying anyone opposed to 90/56 days detention without charges was effectively helping terrorists.
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I am quite confident that Starmer is an ends justify the means kind of person. I think all top British politicians are, because that's a quality British politics currently selects for.Heathener said:
Yep exactly.rkrkrk said:
Blair and New Labour definitely had some authoritarian tendencies. Personally I wouldn't put ID cards in there with the rest of that list...Fishing said:
Blair tried to introduce ID cards, 90 day detention without trial and ASBOs. He was someone so sure that whatever the police do must be right that he voluntarily submitted his DNA to a database, presumably so they could catch him for a crime he committed in the future (though apparently not war crimes).Heathener said:
This is the least libertarian Government of my lifetime.MJW said:So we're at the stage of this National Service shambles where Tories are seriously suggesting parents are prosecuted over their adult children's refusal to do what they're told at the weekends by the state.
I don't know, but it doesn't sound too conservative.
https://twitter.com/TimesRadio/status/1794997416355041791
Not sure if anyone from left or right could disagree with that, even those a lot older than I?
Starmer will probably be even worse. He would probably still have us in lockdown as he opposed every measure to relax it.
I'm more optimistic about Starmer. He's been a human rights lawyer and will have seen a lot of miscarriages of justice. But my worry is that he is so desperate to win, that he may feel he has to act tough and compromise his principles.
I can’t really see someone who had a successful career as a human rights lawyer then suddenly banning them.
What yesterday’s Sunday Times double piece said, which I now discover was similar to George Eaton’s New Statesman piece, is that Starmer does not follow ideology. He’s all about pragmatism.
Well thank BLOODY goodness for that, I say!
I am sick and bloody tired of stupid ideological politicians screwing up our lives. Give me some pragmatism and competence now, please.
So if he is convinced it is necessary to perpetuate his rule there is very little he won't do.
This is no very great criticism of Starmer. We shouldn't underestimate how difficult it is to do the contrary, when our political system does so much to dissuade people from putting principle above expediency.0