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  • But a confidence vote is not like a vote on what to do. It's not viable to function if you've lost the confidence of, say, 45% of your MPs.
    Then the rules should say so. They don't.

    The threshold is the threshold and that has to be respected, that's democratic. Whinging about it makes you no better than Rees Mogg last time.
  • wooliedyedwooliedyed Posts: 10,061
    geoffw said:

    Are the counters from Norfolk?

    No they got Croydon council in to run it
  • Andy_JSAndy_JS Posts: 34,295

    Dehanna votes Johnson out.

    Red Wall crumbling...

    I had her down as voting against Johnson in my tally this morning.
  • RazedabodeRazedabode Posts: 3,104
    Dehanna voting against quite a big deal..
  • RochdalePioneersRochdalePioneers Posts: 29,844
    Taz said:
    I was on the Boris bummed bus earlier this afternoon. This absolutely smashes it home. The red wall, someone seen as very likely to hold her seat, someone who is only an MP because of Boris.

    Voting no confidence.

    He is gone.
  • kle4kle4 Posts: 98,538

    But a confidence vote is not like a vote on what to do. It's not viable to function if you've lost the confidence of, say, 45% of your MPs.
    Not without massive changes. But what could he do to restore their confidence after that? Especially as for many of them it is his character that is the problem.
  • FoxyFoxy Posts: 51,205

    I don't hear that much from my Tory friends here. What I hear over and over is: 'disgraceful behaviour', 'no integrity', 'lazy', 'lying', 'incompetent'... Partygate has played really big here, including amongst CP members.

    The other thing that's beginning to hit home is that Brexit farming support is worse than when we were in the EU.

    LDs are likely to do well in the SW next GE.
    Yes, that is the implied result of levelling up, so Tory shires in the SW get levelled down.
  • BenpointerBenpointer Posts: 35,295

    Do we get one? MPs don't know. Can't see the '22 tellers gobbing off about how the count is going. Would there be time for "word has it" leaks before Mrs Brady reads the numbers?
    I presume after 8pm it takes 5 mins to count and double-check the votes.

    Then Johnson presumably gets given the result in confidence and 30mins to prepare a statement before the results are announced?
  • Northern_AlNorthern_Al Posts: 8,781
    Taz said:
    The personification of the Brexit-backing Red Wall.
    Bye bye, Boris.
  • LostPasswordLostPassword Posts: 19,156

    But a confidence vote is not like a vote on what to do. It's not viable to function if you've lost the confidence of, say, 45% of your MPs.
    Then they should have set the rules of the confidence vote to require the party leader to win the support of two-thirds of their MPs, or whatever threshold they think is more appropriate than 50%.

    May only finally went because she was prepared to countenance talks with Corbyn as a way out of the Brexit impasse, and that was the trigger for people to make it clear that the game was up. There's not going to be anything so urgent and pressing that would force the issue in a similar way. Johnson could limp on with the support of 50% +1 for a surprisingly long time.
  • Richard_TyndallRichard_Tyndall Posts: 33,255
    Alistair said:

    But it is this conservative government that is passing laws and setting regulations banning the teaching of certain topics in schools.
    Oh I agree. I am not supporting or agreeing with them either. Such dangerous idiocy is still dangerous idiocy no matter which side indulges in it.
  • MoonRabbitMoonRabbit Posts: 14,071

    Send a task force to Crimea?
    Truss has already floated that, flotilla. I wouldn’t rule it out. So many people in the will starve without that grain.

    Operation Shreddies
  • HeathenerHeathener Posts: 7,085

    Then the rules should say so. They don't.

    The threshold is the threshold and that has to be respected, that's democratic. Whinging about it makes you no better than Rees Mogg last time.
    Nah it's not just about the raw numbers BR.

    He needs to command the confidence of his own members of parliament. That isn't about 50.1% vs 49.9%.
  • kle4kle4 Posts: 98,538
    edited June 2022
    Heathener said:

    Well if that's true then the 156 is hogwash.

    And I have to say that I'd be inclined to declare that I support him and voted for him, whilst doing the exact opposite.
    I just don't think very main of them will have been so brazen as to publicly lie about their intentions.

    And I think LostPassword sets out why, unlike May, Boris can limp on for quite awhile.
  • nico679nico679 Posts: 6,277
    Perhaps a reason to put less faith in the payroll vote .

    Johnson and his cabal are more vindictive and so they felt more pressure to publicly back the clown .
  • turbotubbsturbotubbs Posts: 18,622

    Beeb aren't starting their special until 8:30 so I guess we are not getting an immediate result?
    How hard is it to count 300 odd votes? 5 minute job, surely. I assume the delay is to inform the pm so he can be ready either way.
  • rottenboroughrottenborough Posts: 65,505
    MaxPB said:

    A chicken run would be even more humiliating than losing his seat, and there's no guarantee he wins that either. The constituents may not take kindly to having Boris foisted on them.
    There is no safe tory seat in Britain while he remains PM. That is what the by-elections are telling MPs, never mind the booing and the jokes on TV and all that.

    This is an age of volatile voting.
  • RochdalePioneersRochdalePioneers Posts: 29,844

    I presume after 8pm it takes 5 mins to count and double-check the votes.

    Then Johnson presumably gets given the result in confidence and 30mins to prepare a statement before the results are announced?
    320 ballots. 5 minutes to count them tops.
  • TazTaz Posts: 17,612

    Wowsers Dehenna Davison voted no confidence!!!

    That was one I didn’t expect. Good for her.
  • kle4kle4 Posts: 98,538

    Or didn’t bring photo-id
    "Look mate, there's no way there's a parliamentary constituency called, what was it, Mole Valley? So bugger off."
  • HeathenerHeathener Posts: 7,085

    My prediction: Boris wins, but not well enough to survive for long - 190 to 168 .

    (The missing vote is because Nadine Dorries found the ballot paper too difficult to complete correctly).

    I reckon he wins 203 to 156 but tbh I haven't a clue
  • bondegezoubondegezou Posts: 13,665

    Though I thank you for the replies, no one has answered my question. 150+ plus against him is a clear bad result for Boris - yet he is still there! How is he out if you can’t vote him out?

    To use RCS example, Major went on two years to lead into the election after his win. If Boris has less than 132 against, he has bettered May’s result (it’s done on percentages), arguably May resigned running out of road getting Brexit done, it wasn’t forced on her or voted out in second vonc.

    I think anything under 120 he will fight the election, that figure is a clear Boris win. But what then removes him anytime soon?
    I refer you to the answer I gave earlier.

    Then the rules should say so. They don't.

    The threshold is the threshold and that has to be respected, that's democratic. Whinging about it makes you no better than Rees Mogg last time.
    If he wins, he wins, and he remains leader, respecting the result. In practice, we've often seen leaders choosing to resign subsequently. That's their choice and must also be respected. Why do they resign? Because they understand the reality of the situation they are in.
  • kle4kle4 Posts: 98,538
    Anything under 200 for Boris and he is sweating I think.
  • BartholomewRobertsBartholomewRoberts Posts: 23,410
    edited June 2022
    Heathener said:

    Nah it's not just about the raw numbers BR.

    He needs to command the confidence of his own members of parliament. That isn't about 50.1% vs 49.9%.
    His own Members of Parliament have agreed a system to collectively resolve this issue by 50.1% vs 49.9%, that is what they agreed to stand by.

    If he wins by 50.1% then his own MPs if they really can't stand the result can resign the whip, or defect to another party. If they don't, he still has the majority of the House, just as May did even though I didn't like the result.
  • geoffwgeoffw Posts: 9,011
    Heathener said:

    I reckon he wins 203 to 156 but tbh I haven't a clue
    Well that's informative.

  • rottenboroughrottenborough Posts: 65,505

    320 ballots. 5 minutes to count them tops.
    There's a lot of time spent arguing about the spoilt papers with cocks drawn on and so forth though?
  • rottenboroughrottenborough Posts: 65,505

    The personification of the Brexit-backing Red Wall.
    Bye bye, Boris.
    Would have been better if she had announced earlier.
  • Northern_AlNorthern_Al Posts: 8,781
    Incidentally, I'd normally expect the unwavering support of a Cabinet of big hitters to benefit a PM who is being challenged.

    Absolutely baffled as to why this Cabinet's support doesn't seem to be helping Boris at all.
  • stodgestodge Posts: 14,469
    nico679 said:

    Perhaps a reason to put less faith in the payroll vote .

    Johnson and his cabal are more vindictive and so they felt more pressure to publicly back the clown .

    The names of those who submitted No Confidence letters will presumably be known but the ballot is secret so in theory anyone can claim they voted "the right way" (whatever that turns out to be) and you couldn't gainsay them.
  • FrankBoothFrankBooth Posts: 10,022
    rcs1000 said:

    Graham Brady MP
    @SirGrahamBrady
    Off down the pub. Count will be in the morning. It's less tedious if I have a hangover.

    7:48 PM · June 6, 2022·Twitter Web App

    Surely there is time for a swift half?
  • stjohnstjohn Posts: 1,897

    320 ballots. 5 minutes to count them tops.
    Why 320? Aren't we expecting 359?
  • JonathanJonathan Posts: 22,100
    Quick question, did those not able to get to Westminster get a vote?
  • FrancisUrquhartFrancisUrquhart Posts: 83,457
    52% / 48% ?
  • RochdalePioneersRochdalePioneers Posts: 29,844

    His own Members of Parliament have agreed a system to collectively resolve this issue by 50.1% vs 49.9%, that is what they agreed to stand by.

    If he wins by 50.1% then his own MPs if they really can't stand the result can resign the whip, or defect to another party. If they don't, he still has the majority of the House, just as May did even though I didn't like the result.
    That just doesn't work. None of the problems that forced this vote will have been fixed. When constituents complain the answer can't be "the PM just won a confidence vote" as the solution to CoL etc etc
  • I would love it if its 52 / 48 either way.

    We used to call that the 'cursed numbers' I believe, its been a while since we've had that appear.
  • MaxPBMaxPB Posts: 39,817

    Tired. Might get an early night.

    I'm honestly close to giving up, it's been a very tiring day.

    Incidentally, I'd normally expect the unwavering support of a Cabinet of big hitters to benefit a PM who is being challenged.

    Absolutely baffled as to why this Cabinet's support doesn't seem to be helping Boris at all.

    Because it's not a Cabinet of big hitters.
  • moonshinemoonshine Posts: 5,814
    MaxPB said:

    It honestly feels as though a Boris backer is attempting to make Boris look like the favourite and is willing to stake a few hundred thousand.

    The 8/1 just doesn't make any sense at all, he's probably favourite to stay in but 2/1 would be fair.
    Wouldn’t said backer stop ploughing in money by two mins to 8pm? Still at 7.5
  • stodgestodge Posts: 14,469


    His own Members of Parliament have agreed a system to collectively resolve this issue by 50.1% vs 49.9%, that is what they agreed to stand by.

    If he wins by 50.1% then his own MPs if they really can't stand the result can resign the whip, or defect to another party. If they don't, he still has the majority of the House, just as May did even though I didn't like the result.

    Only for 12 months - it may well there's another No Confidence vote this time next year.
  • wooliedyedwooliedyed Posts: 10,061
    Jonathan said:

    Quick question, did those not able to get to Westminster get a vote?

    Proxies were available
  • FoxyFoxy Posts: 51,205
    Jonathan said:

    Quick question, did those not able to get to Westminster get a vote?

    I think they can nominate a proxy.
  • MarqueeMarkMarqueeMark Posts: 54,529
    Will Brady do the courtesy of informing the PM first?
  • MoonRabbitMoonRabbit Posts: 14,071
    Taz said:
    I’ve got quite a thing for her. 💘

    She’s got a HUGE future.
  • FrancisUrquhartFrancisUrquhart Posts: 83,457
    Jonathan said:

    Quick question, did those not able to get to Westminster get a vote?

    Yes, via proxy.
  • FrankBoothFrankBooth Posts: 10,022
    Does Boris actually get told the result in advance?
  • BenpointerBenpointer Posts: 35,295
    Jonathan said:

    Quick question, did those not able to get to Westminster get a vote?

    By proxy, yes.
  • StuartinromfordStuartinromford Posts: 18,339

    There's a lot of time spent arguing about the spoilt papers with cocks drawn on and so forth though?
    However you interpret it, a cartoon phallus is obviously a vote for Johnson.
  • MonksfieldMonksfield Posts: 2,862

    Incidentally, I'd normally expect the unwavering support of a Cabinet of big hitters to benefit a PM who is being challenged.

    Absolutely baffled as to why this Cabinet's support doesn't seem to be helping Boris at all.

    I think if I was a Tory MP, one look at the quality of that cabinet would more than convince me of the need for a change.
  • That just doesn't work. None of the problems that forced this vote will have been fixed. When constituents complain the answer can't be "the PM just won a confidence vote" as the solution to CoL etc etc
    Of course not, so the government will have to either resolve the CoL and other issues, or lose the next election, but that is up to us the voters to decide at the next election.

    But the 'confidence' issue will be resolved, the government officially maintains the confidence of every MP holding the whip, even if they vote against tonight.
  • solarflaresolarflare Posts: 3,925
    MaxPB said:


    Because it's not a Cabinet of big hitters.

    And much of their support feels as if it's given under duress
  • BenpointerBenpointer Posts: 35,295
    stjohn said:

    Why 320? Aren't we expecting 359?
    Yes.
  • MaxPBMaxPB Posts: 39,817
    moonshine said:

    Wouldn’t said backer stop ploughing in money by two mins to 8pm? Still at 7.5
    I didn't say it was that, just that it feels like it.
  • kle4kle4 Posts: 98,538

    That just doesn't work. None of the problems that forced this vote will have been fixed. When constituents complain the answer can't be "the PM just won a confidence vote" as the solution to CoL etc etc
    That is indeed why people won't move on, but it is the rule they have chosen. Sure, they can theoretically amend the rules if things stir up again, but it feels like this is it really. Everyone knows more will come with Boris, it always does, if they've held out now the views of the MPs won't change, so unless it literally is 50%+1 a handful changing their tune later won't change that he is there for the duration.
  • And much of their support feels as if it's given under duress
    There's always a feeling of hostage videos with all these public pledges of support every time this happens.
  • mwadamsmwadams Posts: 3,771
    stodge said:

    Only for 12 months - it may well there's another No Confidence vote this time next year.
    Or a majority of MPs could pop a note to the 1922 and say "we are done with him, please change the rules" which they can do in consultation with the Party Board on almost no notice, and without any kind of vote.
  • FoxyFoxy Posts: 51,205
    DavidL said:

    Absolute beginners.
    He's a lad insane
  • rottenboroughrottenborough Posts: 65,505

    John Stevens
    @johnestevens
    ·
    1m
    🚨 The final tally of public support is 157 Tory MPs

    We will find out the result at around 9pm
  • DavidLDavidL Posts: 55,161

    Incidentally, I'd normally expect the unwavering support of a Cabinet of big hitters to benefit a PM who is being challenged.

    Absolutely baffled as to why this Cabinet's support doesn't seem to be helping Boris at all.

    Because there are no longer "big beasts" in the Cabinet with their own followers who can be relied upon. We have moved on from that to a Presidential system where the Cabinet are all placemen who can give no more votes than their own. This is not a criticism in particular of the current cabinet, by the end of the Blair/Brown government it was the same. Our politics just doesn't seem to have the same characters or people who represent a certain constituency in the party anymore. It has not been a positive development.
  • DecrepiterJohnLDecrepiterJohnL Posts: 30,140

    Does Boris actually get told the result in advance?

    Good question. If he doesn't, it seems rude. If he does, he might leak it.
  • kle4kle4 Posts: 98,538

    I think if I was a Tory MP, one look at the quality of that cabinet would more than convince me of the need for a change.
    That probably goes for quite a few of the Cabinet, privately, Groucho Marx style.

    "If I am worthy of being in the Cabinet, we are in real trouble"
  • Northern_AlNorthern_Al Posts: 8,781

    His own Members of Parliament have agreed a system to collectively resolve this issue by 50.1% vs 49.9%, that is what they agreed to stand by.

    If he wins by 50.1% then his own MPs if they really can't stand the result can resign the whip, or defect to another party. If they don't, he still has the majority of the House, just as May did even though I didn't like the result.
    I get your argument. But it's difficult to command a House of Commons of 650 MPs when only 180 of them have explicitly backed you.
  • williamglennwilliamglenn Posts: 54,812

    I’ve got quite a thing for her. 💘

    She’s got a HUGE future.
    She seems a bit publicity hungry...
  • MarqueeMarkMarqueeMark Posts: 54,529

    Surely there is time for a swift half?
    A swift whisky and a revolver with the PM?
  • kle4kle4 Posts: 98,538

    Tired. Might get an early night.

    I feel you. I'm trying to finish this novel about colonization of Mars and it's just now proving as dramatic.
  • Andy_JSAndy_JS Posts: 34,295
    Dehenna Davison wasn't a surprise. She's indicated previously she would vote against Boris.
  • BenpointerBenpointer Posts: 35,295
    edited June 2022
    Johnson 'wins' 187 to 172!
  • rottenboroughrottenborough Posts: 65,505
    This is going to be a tie isn't it?

    We are in the 2020s after all...
  • BenpointerBenpointer Posts: 35,295

    Johnson 'wins' 187 to 172!

    (That's my prediction not the leaked result.)
  • CarlottaVanceCarlottaVance Posts: 60,394
    This is my final spreadsheet tally but it comes with a bunch of massive caveats given an unprecedented number of MPs have not declared their intentions:

    198 confidence
    161 no confidence


    https://twitter.com/Samfr/status/1533886825739206656
  • StuartinromfordStuartinromford Posts: 18,339
    What's the worst possible result for the government? That leaves him as an utterly lame duck, but still alive?

    Based on not very much, I guess about 230-130. Which might be where this is heading.
  • DavidLDavidL Posts: 55,161
    So, by now, someone must know the result. I mean, 359 votes. It's not hard.
  • Northern_AlNorthern_Al Posts: 8,781

    I think if I was a Tory MP, one look at the quality of that cabinet would more than convince me of the need for a change.
    Yes, that's what I was hinting at, possibly too subtly.
  • kle4kle4 Posts: 98,538

    I’ve got quite a thing for her. 💘

    She’s got a HUGE future.
    Absolutely, in political themed pub quizzes in years to come - name at least three single term Tory MPs from the Red Wall.
  • Casino_RoyaleCasino_Royale Posts: 62,273

    (That's my prediction not the leaked result.)
    Fux sake dude.
  • moonshinemoonshine Posts: 5,814
    Can someone give me a 5 min warning so I can flip from Netflix to YouTube
  • turbotubbsturbotubbs Posts: 18,622
    kle4 said:

    I feel you. I'm trying to finish this novel about colonization of Mars and it's just now proving as dramatic.
    Red Mars? Good trilogy, that I’ve somehow misplaced over the years.
  • geoffwgeoffw Posts: 9,011
    Farooq said:

    A tie is a defeat, I believe. He would be gone.
    Odd number. No tie possible.

  • FoxyFoxy Posts: 51,205
    kle4 said:

    Absolutely, in political themed pub quizzes in years to come - name at least three single term Tory MPs from the Red Wall.
    Lots of pointless answers for that one.
  • rottenboroughrottenborough Posts: 65,505

    Good question. If he doesn't, it seems rude. If he does, he might leak it.
    Someone said earlier he gets 30mins to prepare a statement.

    Presumably along the lines of "we fight on" etc
  • She seems a bit publicity hungry...
    Is that a bad thing for an aspiring politician?
  • stodgestodge Posts: 14,469
    I've just watched the meeting of three icons for the fifth time - the Queen, Paddington and a marmalade sandwich.

    That's the Platinum Jubilee for me - you can forget the rest.

    By the way anyone using the term "Platty Joobs" should be eviscerated and then ritually disembowelled before being sent to canvass for the Conservatives in East Ham for the next 200 years.

    No one with a scintilla of class would collaborate in such a debasement of the English language. I'm told that should include PB sub-editors.
  • mwadamsmwadams Posts: 3,771
    geoffw said:

    Odd number. No tie possible.

    1 abstention could create a tie.
  • geoffwgeoffw Posts: 9,011
    Farooq said:

    That's not true, some MPs mightn't vote
    But they'd be paired.

  • Northern_AlNorthern_Al Posts: 8,781
    DavidL said:

    Because there are no longer "big beasts" in the Cabinet with their own followers who can be relied upon. We have moved on from that to a Presidential system where the Cabinet are all placemen who can give no more votes than their own. This is not a criticism in particular of the current cabinet, by the end of the Blair/Brown government it was the same. Our politics just doesn't seem to have the same characters or people who represent a certain constituency in the party anymore. It has not been a positive development.
    Oh gosh, I was being sarcastic - thought that was obvious. I think what you say is considerably worse in the present government than under May or any of her predecessor, however. It really is a Cabinet of none of the talents (or few, being generous).
  • kle4kle4 Posts: 98,538

    Red Mars? Good trilogy, that I’ve somehow misplaced over the years.
    That is a remarkable guess given how many novels there are about the subject. I'm actually onto Green Mars at the moment.
  • BenpointerBenpointer Posts: 35,295

    Fux sake dude.
    ;-)
  • turbotubbsturbotubbs Posts: 18,622
    stodge said:

    I've just watched the meeting of three icons for the fifth time - the Queen, Paddington and a marmalade sandwich.

    That's the Platinum Jubilee for me - you can forget the rest.

    By the way anyone using the term "Platty Joobs" should be eviscerated and then ritually disembowelled before being sent to canvass for the Conservatives in East Ham for the next 200 years.

    No one with a scintilla of class would collaborate in such a debasement of the English language. I'm told that should include PB sub-editors.

    Did you object to Jubilympics in 2012?
  • IshmaelZIshmaelZ Posts: 21,830
    Masterly evasion from fatty Cox

    "I do not consider that these failings (those in Gray report) are of a kind that need necessarily disqualify the Prime Minister from continuing in his office if he otherwise enjoys the confidence of the Conservative Parliamentary Party, which constitutes the majority in the House of Commons. Whether he does so, will become apparent shortly."
  • RobDRobD Posts: 60,351
    This is the vote where we get white smoke if there's no confidence, right?
  • londonpubmanlondonpubman Posts: 3,641
    DavidL said:

    So, by now, someone must know the result. I mean, 359 votes. It's not hard.

    Maybe there's a recount?
  • TazTaz Posts: 17,612
    kle4 said:

    Absolutely, in political themed pub quizzes in years to come - name at least three single term Tory MPs from the Red Wall.
    Dehenna Davison, Richard Holden, Matt Vickers.

    Do I win the tray of meat from the local butchers ?
  • TheScreamingEaglesTheScreamingEagles Posts: 121,654
    DavidL said:

    So, by now, someone must know the result. I mean, 359 votes. It's not hard.

    The Battle of Wolf 359 says hello.
  • turbotubbsturbotubbs Posts: 18,622
    kle4 said:

    That is a remarkable guess given how many novels there are about the subject. I'm actually onto Green Mars at the moment.
    Better instincts than my political ones...
  • kle4kle4 Posts: 98,538

    Someone said earlier he gets 30mins to prepare a statement.

    Presumably along the lines of "we fight on" etc
    And 'Now shut the f*ck up on twitter and in the press'.
  • She seems a bit publicity hungry...
    Is that a bad thing for an aspiring politician?

    I get your argument. But it's difficult to command a House of Commons of 650 MPs when only 180 of them have explicitly backed you.
    Perhaps but at least it won't be like the Labour Party where 80% of MPs voted against their leader, but he remained in office for over three more years and two General Election defeats.
  • DavidLDavidL Posts: 55,161
    IshmaelZ said:

    Masterly evasion from fatty Cox

    "I do not consider that these failings (those in Gray report) are of a kind that need necessarily disqualify the Prime Minister from continuing in his office if he otherwise enjoys the confidence of the Conservative Parliamentary Party, which constitutes the majority in the House of Commons. Whether he does so, will become apparent shortly."

    Did he hand out an invoice?
  • CarlottaVanceCarlottaVance Posts: 60,394
    “And ministers”!!!

    With half an hour to go, Boris Johnson is still trying to win round wavering Tory MPs and ministers in one-to-one meetings in his office tonight

    https://twitter.com/Samfr/status/1533886825739206656
  • rottenboroughrottenborough Posts: 65,505
    RobD said:

    This is the vote where we get white smoke if there's no confidence, right?

    Is that the bit where Carrie explodes as she has "only just spent £200K on new wallpaper for the bloody flat and now we have to leave"?
  • Northern_AlNorthern_Al Posts: 8,781
    stodge said:

    I've just watched the meeting of three icons for the fifth time - the Queen, Paddington and a marmalade sandwich.

    That's the Platinum Jubilee for me - you can forget the rest.

    By the way anyone using the term "Platty Joobs" should be eviscerated and then ritually disembowelled before being sent to canvass for the Conservatives in East Ham for the next 200 years.

    No one with a scintilla of class would collaborate in such a debasement of the English language. I'm told that should include PB sub-editors.

    So, did you enjoy Platty Joobs?
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