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  • biggles said:

    Have you met the voters?
    Fair point, well made.
  • JosiasJessopJosiasJessop Posts: 45,307
    IshmaelZ said:

    Is it unprovoked racial smear night?
    No. Stuart posts most of his hatred of England from his home in Sweden. From what I've heard, although he won, Salmond did not come out of the court case well. So I'm wondering if Stuart's view on this case has been coloured by his location.

    I mean, Salmond admitted to 'unacceptable behaviour' like climbing on top of a female guest at his official residence and kissing her whilst she was in bed.
    https://news.stv.tv/scotland/salmond-said-sorry-to-woman-for-unacceptable-behaviour

    "Despite being cleared of all charges, he also admitted to behaviour including stroking a female civil servant’s face while she slept, and tugging her hair on several occasions."

    https://www.thescottishsun.co.uk/news/6745626/alex-salmond-sorry-behaviour-women-inquiry/

    Personally, I'd call that sort of behaviour 'sex pest'.
  • MalmesburyMalmesbury Posts: 54,114

    Seems that yours truly has really touched a nerve here?

    If Boris Johnson and 45 are NOT Putinists in mind & spirit, then I'm the Grand Rabbi of Kyiv.
    Aside from Boris posting x tons of military hardware to Ukraine to literally kill Putin's ambitions?
  • "...said Vladimir"?

    For some reason this brought to mind the image of Putin queued at the bank trying to get his umpteen billions of stolen loot out in dollar bills. :-)
    Destroying the lives of good ordinary Russians...a sad sight
  • JosiasJessopJosiasJessop Posts: 45,307
    malcolmg said:

    Josias jester is completely deranged by it all.
    Nah.
  • MexicanpeteMexicanpete Posts: 31,201
    Heathener said:

    I really wish I was out in SE Asia at the moment but, hey ho.

    Anyway, courtesy of the lovely Daily Star here is a map of where Putin might nuke in the UK and the safest places to be.

    https://www.dailystar.co.uk/news/latest-news/surviving-nuclear-war-in-uk-26326895

    Apologies if this unnerves people but we're dealing with a madman and anything is possible, especially with the escalations.

    Why is he nuking Swansea?

    There are very good reasons so to do, but I can't see it from a Russian perspective.

    Anyway, if the Swansea blast doesn't get me, the Bristol one might.
  • IshmaelZ said:

    What language?
    I know you were displaying your impressive movie something, but
    https://vf.politicalbetting.com/discussion/comment/3813170#Comment_3813170
  • Scott_xPScott_xP Posts: 38,050
    The internal network of Belarusian railways has been attacked, all services are out of order and will soon be deactivated until Russian troops leave the territory of #Belarus.

    #StandWithUkriane

    https://twitter.com/LatestAnonPress/status/1497994644864520206
  • rcs1000rcs1000 Posts: 59,276

    Though it is worth pointing out that we never made it illegal to listen to Lord Haw Haw in WW2. I think you probably need to give people some credit for their ability to discern propaganda. The more important point is the one made earlier that a tit for tat would cut off many Russians from the BBC which is an important source of information.
    While that's true, we also didn't free up a TV station for him to use, and I don't think anyone is proposing criminalizing the watching (or reading) of RT.

    And I'd also note that yesterday Russia dramatically limited the ability of its citizens to access Facebook, Instagram and Twitter. I very much doubt that the BBC will last long irrespective.

    In any case, surely the economic sanctions will effectively bar Russia Today and others? They mean that Sky (for example) won't be able to be in a commercial relationship with RT, and to carry their channels.
  • BenpointerBenpointer Posts: 35,286
    TimS said:

    Yes, I’m just starting to do this. Need to work out when the trigger point would be to put into action. The sound of sirens would be somewhat too late.
    I doubt we'll hear any sirens here in rural North Dorset.

    I'm guessing the first we'll know is the power, broadband, radio/TV and mobile networks will all disappear. Maybe some flashes and booms on the horizons. Water off too within 24 hours.

    A pause of a day or two maybe, then tattered survivors will start appearing in the village, before an impromptu militia take any stocks we have.

    And then winter for the next 10 years. Not that we'll see more than one of them out. We'll take our own way before then.
  • StuartDicksonStuartDickson Posts: 12,146
    edited February 2022
    Heathener said:

    I really wish I was out in SE Asia at the moment but, hey ho.

    Anyway, courtesy of the lovely Daily Star here is a map of where Putin might nuke in the UK and the safest places to be.

    https://www.dailystar.co.uk/news/latest-news/surviving-nuclear-war-in-uk-26326895

    Apologies if this unnerves people but we're dealing with a madman and anything is possible, especially with the escalations.

    Hard to take seriously a map which omits Coulport and Faslane, the No.1 & 2 targets.
  • alex_alex_ Posts: 7,518

    Yup, he's under a lot of pressure, probably both from China and disenchanted siloviki. Negotiating because he has to accomodate the challenges somehow.
    Seems to be a fair deal of doubt about whether this is true
  • YokesYokes Posts: 1,359

    I would have expected them to be doing that anyway.

    In fact any faction with a grouse against the Russians (form an orderly queue please) has a great opportunity to get frisky with minimum risk of reprisals.
    You mentioned Wagner the other day. Putin and Wagner's ultimate boss man Yevgeny Prigozhin go back to the days when Putin was working in the administration in St Petersburg. Progozhin was a crim who remarkably got a lot of permits signed off to operate restaurants and other outlets in the city. No surprise that Putin was accused of some corruption even back then as his career has been full of it since.
  • JosiasJessopJosiasJessop Posts: 45,307

    You’ve just stated that someone is guilty of something when they were acquitted in a court of law. OGH has a policy on defamation.
    I'm happy to retract if OGH or the admins think it is wise.

    However: I think I'm on firm ground.

    So you should be asking yourself why you find it necessary to defend someone who has admitted to the stuff Salmond has, and who is also in the pay (indirectly or otherwise) of Russia?

    for all you go on about the evils of the English, you seem quite a friend of badness yourself.
  • Scott_xPScott_xP Posts: 38,050
    Apparently the Russian General story is fake news
  • malcolmgmalcolmg Posts: 44,051

    Usual stream - tick

    ill-directed - tick

    verbal diarrhoea - tick

    ;)
    How sad get one get, now F**k off and bore someone else to death, you ignorant cretin.
  • WhisperingOracleWhisperingOracle Posts: 9,938
    edited February 2022
    TimS said:

    I still feel quite nervous. Funny isn’t it, what gets you scared. I was on the complacent end of the spectrum with Covid, really found it hard to get worried even given the pretty obvious stats that suggested my parents were at risk. Whereas this…

    There are a few options: head to a nearish part of the country that should escape the immediate impact of a London blast and take it from there; travel to our holiday home in France which is comfortably distant from a big city but uncomfortably close to a French airbase. Or hop on a flight somewhere upwind of fallout like Morocco. Latter obviously the safest but harder to sit it out for months on end.
    Yes, the countryside probably a slightly more advised place to be for a little while.
  • pingping Posts: 3,805
    Scott_xP said:

    The internal network of Belarusian railways has been attacked, all services are out of order and will soon be deactivated until Russian troops leave the territory of #Belarus.

    #StandWithUkriane

    https://twitter.com/LatestAnonPress/status/1497994644864520206

    These idiots aren’t helping. The west needs C&C over these kind of cyber ops.
  • So, the DUP want us all reduced to smouldering cinders? Suppose that includes the Pope, so mission accomplished.
    He will be in the bad fire, they, the elect, will be in the good place listening to endless Ian Paisley sermons.
  • FrancisUrquhartFrancisUrquhart Posts: 83,371
    edited February 2022
    Taz said:

    Ukraine defence is losing the hard left for its racism and islamophobia

    https://twitter.com/ng_ukraine/status/1497924614865002497?s=21

    War can see some confusing alliances. We have nazis fighting for a Jewish head of state and Muslims fighting for a country that spent many years killing 100ks of them (and had recent wars against other Muslim brothers).
  • alex_alex_ Posts: 7,518
    Just a question - where does Russia get its food from?
  • MalmesburyMalmesbury Posts: 54,114
    ping said:

    These idiots aren’t helping. The west needs C&C over these kind of cyber ops.
    You're assuming that....
  • Its dangerous because we're not dealing with someone sane.

    Today I can foresee four credible paths.

    1: Russia wins the war, but its very bloody, and they fail to keep a successful occupation.
    2: A negotiated settlement with the Donbas rebel areas being recognised and Russia withdraws from the rest of Ukraine.
    3: Putin finds a face-saving reason to pull out.
    4: Putin has an 'accident' and someone else in the Palace negotiates a truce.

    None of them seem particularly likely today, number 1 did at the start but not anymore.
    Some other possible paths:

    5) The conflict becomes bogged down as a stalemate - Putin doesn't withdraw but allows it to become frozen
    6) The economic sanctions lead to a revolution in Russia
  • IshmaelZIshmaelZ Posts: 21,830

    I know you were displaying your impressive movie something, but
    https://vf.politicalbetting.com/discussion/comment/3813170#Comment_3813170
    "Not a word I knew till 2 minutes ago, but apparently used only as an ethnic slur. And what is this "normally considered fair game" shit? I mean, yes, we are all on the Ukr side, but you sound like a Victorian gent reading the ticker in his club and hoping the North is giving the niggers a dam' good pasting."

    you are literally too stupid to read that as a condemnation of ethnic slurs? Literally? Really really? Genuinely? Not kidding?

    The point of PB used to be the very high level of intelligence one could expect from one's readership. Those were the days.
  • Could we persuade Kim Jong-un to invade?
    As mentioned before, Russia is a big place, too big to defend everywhere at once, and it would only take a Chinese fleet to sail north.
  • malcolmgmalcolmg Posts: 44,051
    Heathener said:

    No I think this is wrong and a wrong mix of words.

    He's an evil guy who has also now gone doolally. There's plenty of evidence for that.

    I've been livid with Putin for years, deploring his evil acts, but it's the last few weeks which have seen him go crazed, losing his marbles. The address to the nation was like nothing else he's delivered. Just nuts.
    You have jessop down to a tee there, totally doolally.
  • FoxyFoxy Posts: 51,133

    I doubt we'll hear any sirens here in rural North Dorset.

    I'm guessing the first we'll know is the power, broadband, radio/TV and mobile networks will all disappear. Maybe some flashes and booms on the horizons. Water off too within 24 hours.

    A pause of a day or two maybe, then tattered survivors will start appearing in the village, before an impromptu militia take any stocks we have.

    And then winter for the next 10 years. Not that we'll see more than one of them out. We'll take our own way before then.
    Yes, these are very dangerous times.

    As I evaporate in the East Midlands, it won't console me that a Muscovite is evaporating too.
  • ping said:

    These idiots aren’t helping. The west needs C&C over these kind of cyber ops.
    Apparently they're playing the Ukrainian national anthem over the Russian Army's radio frequencies.

    I say let 'em play.
  • alex_alex_ Posts: 7,518

    You're assuming that....
    Isn’t the phrase “plausible deniability”?
  • MalmesburyMalmesbury Posts: 54,114
    Sandpit said:

    Vladimir Vladimirovich Putin, destroying the lives of good ordinary Russians since 1999.
    Sanctions fucked up the lives of a lot of ordinary South Africans, many of them Black.

    Strangely.....
  • JosiasJessopJosiasJessop Posts: 45,307
    malcolmg said:

    How sad get one get, now F**k off and bore someone else to death, you ignorant cretin.
    Malc, you are so entertaining. Have you considered vaudeville?
  • biggles said:

    Given my own proximity to a likely nuclear target, my plan is to spread myself thinly over a radius of 3 square miles.
    Good plan. Instantaneous evaporation much preferable to horrifically long, slow, painful death that awaits the poor bastards just outside the impact zone.
  • BenpointerBenpointer Posts: 35,286

    Some other possible paths:

    5) The conflict becomes bogged down as a stalemate - Putin doesn't withdraw but allows it to become frozen
    6) The economic sanctions lead to a revolution in Russia
    7) Putin becomes cornered and orders a pre-emptive nuclear strike on the west. :(
  • IshmaelZIshmaelZ Posts: 21,830
    alex_ said:

    Just a question - where does Russia get its food from?

    Ukraine mainly
  • Aside from Boris posting x tons of military hardware to Ukraine to literally kill Putin's ambitions?
    To paraphrase a great British political analyst, well, he would do that, wouldn't he?
  • eekeek Posts: 29,696
    malcolmg said:

    How sad get one get, now F**k off and bore someone else to death, you ignorant cretin.
    If only you took your insults and followed your own advice.
  • ping said:

    Indeed.

    Putin needs an off-ramp, but I don’t think the west is in the mood to give him one.

    Dangerous times.
    Hard to imagine what kind of an off-ramp you can give to someone who has deliberately driven into an untenable position.

    Personally I think there is much that could be offered:
    i) Ukraine agrees never to join NATO. (This is a bit phony because it was never going to do it anyway and doesn't need to now because it is de facto in anyway.)
    ii) Give up the Southern Oblasts. (You're not going to get them back anyway and they have large, awkward Russian minorities)
    iii) Let Russia keep the Crimea.

    Now piss off please Mr Putin.

    The trouble is that even if you give all of that it hardly compenates him for the cost of this mad adventure. He and his henchmen become pariahs. The Russian economy goes even further down the tubes. The Russian 'Empire' will never again increase an inch in the territory it holds. That's it - line in the sand. Russia stops where it is.

    Net result is that Putin goes down as the craziest Russian since Rasputin and the country disappears down the toilet.

    Not very appealing.
  • The replies to this are a hoot:

    https://twitter.com/ralee85/status/1497940431040098309?s=21

    “The damaged vehicles will be picked up and repaired”

    “They sent the old equipment and conscripts in first to check out how things were”

    If these aren’t trolls, it suggests a serious disconnect between Russian awareness and reality.
  • malcolmgmalcolmg Posts: 44,051

    He wasn't acquitted of being a sex pest, just of breaking the law in doing so.

    In fact wasn't his defence basically saying that he was, but just not in an illegal way?
    Another deranged Tory halfwitted cretinous retard joins the list of cowardly Little Englanders. Phil don't tell anyone I work for CCHQ please as I am so thick I used my own name for ages and made it plainly obvious I was as thick as mince and now I want to pretend I am someone else.
  • bigglesbiggles Posts: 6,754
    Foxy said:

    Yes, these are very dangerous times.

    As I evaporate in the East Midlands, it won't console me that a Muscovite is evaporating too.
    As a pedant I feel I should say that I reckon the Muscovite is more likely to evaporate a good 30 minutes after you do.
  • EabhalEabhal Posts: 10,097

    I'm happy to retract if OGH or the admins think it is wise.

    However: I think I'm on firm ground.

    So you should be asking yourself why you find it necessary to defend someone who has admitted to the stuff Salmond has, and who is also in the pay (indirectly or otherwise) of Russia?

    for all you go on about the evils of the English, you seem quite a friend of badness yourself.
    Also happy to retract if so.

    All sorts of rumour and conjecture on the Salmond thing, but two things are true:

    - He was acquitted of the crimes he was accused of
    - His behaviour was inappropriate
  • FoxyFoxy Posts: 51,133
    biggles said:

    As a pedant I feel I should say that I reckon the Muscovite is more likely to evaporate a good 30 minutes after you do.
    So I get to watch from St Peters stairway?
  • OmniumOmnium Posts: 11,459
    IshmaelZ said:

    Ukraine mainly
    I presume @IshmaelZ that you've comprehensively apologised for your comments last night?
  • Andy_CookeAndy_Cooke Posts: 5,045
    edited February 2022

    Why is he nuking Swansea?

    There are very good reasons so to do, but I can't see it from a Russian perspective.

    Anyway, if the Swansea blast doesn't get me, the Bristol one might.
    They’re also nuking Oxford but not Brize Norton, apparently.
    And every nuke is a Tsarbomba.
  • MoonRabbitMoonRabbit Posts: 14,067
    Omnium said:

    It was a mistake by Truss. A forgiveable mistake.
    Maybe a mistake, maybe not. Because it was not a pre planned thing, it came from her heart, from her political instincts, and showed her very much in tune with the tolerance of Conservative liberalism our country has been founded on for centuries.

    It’s time to look at Liz Truss in a different way now after that moment. In just a matter of weeks she might be Prime Minister, and her very first act will be to sack Priti Patel to install a liberal-Conservative.
  • NigelbNigelb Posts: 76,496

    Why is he nuking Swansea?

    There are very good reasons so to do, but I can't see it from a Russian perspective.

    Anyway, if the Swansea blast doesn't get me, the Bristol one might.
    And all those northern targets suggest some perverse levelling down agenda.
  • I wish I shared your confidence.

    Am I the only one running through my plans for "what would we (Mrs. P and I) do in the event of a full-scale nuclear war"?

    (Hint, none of the options involve long-term survival).
    Nope. We did it last night. Not me that initiated the discussion. IMHO the only reasonable plan is to get into very remote parts of South America or Africa. I’m not gonna be doing that. My Portuguese and Swahili are rubbish.
  • alex_ said:

    Just a question - where does Russia get its food from?

    Russia, mainly. They also have imported foods like Mars Bars but that is true anywhere in the world these days.
  • MalmesburyMalmesbury Posts: 54,114

    To paraphrase a great British political analyst, well, he would do that, wouldn't he?
    So apart from the sanctions and the pushing everyone else forward on various actions and send weapons to Ukraine and reinforcing the Baltic states....

    This crisis is turning into the possible end of Putin. Can't really see that as a win for Putin, particularly since he will probably be looking at a bullet or an accident with one of those awkward Moscow windows. They have a terrible record of accidents with windows there.....
  • malcolmgmalcolmg Posts: 44,051

    I'm happy to retract if OGH or the admins think it is wise.

    However: I think I'm on firm ground.

    So you should be asking yourself why you find it necessary to defend someone who has admitted to the stuff Salmond has, and who is also in the pay (indirectly or otherwise) of Russia?

    for all you go on about the evils of the English, you seem quite a friend of badness yourself.
    You really are a cretinous deluded fool. Sad indeed.
  • MarqueeMarkMarqueeMark Posts: 54,461

    Many now owe David Cameron a big fat massive apology. Remember the mockery and scorn he was subjected to when he said that peace in Europe is not something that can be taken for granted?

    And Brexit has had fuck all to do with Putin in Ukraine.
  • MalmesburyMalmesbury Posts: 54,114
    alex_ said:

    Isn’t the phrase “plausible deniability”?
    You might think that, but I couldn't possibly comment.
  • BenpointerBenpointer Posts: 35,286

    Nope. We did it last night. Not me that initiated the discussion. IMHO the only reasonable plan is to get into very remote parts of South America or Africa. I’m not gonna be doing that. My Portuguese and Swahili are rubbish.
    New Zealand would look like a good bet... but too late if you haven't already made the move.
  • IshmaelZ said:

    "Not a word I knew till 2 minutes ago, but apparently used only as an ethnic slur. And what is this "normally considered fair game" shit? I mean, yes, we are all on the Ukr side, but you sound like a Victorian gent reading the ticker in his club and hoping the North is giving the niggers a dam' good pasting."

    you are literally too stupid to read that as a condemnation of ethnic slurs? Literally? Really really? Genuinely? Not kidding?

    The point of PB used to be the very high level of intelligence one could expect from one's readership. Those were the days.
    I didn't complain about your language at all. In fact, I posted a video of a Predator clip last night to defend your 'edgy' language.

    You asked "what language?"

    You also claimed to be drunk, so I thought you might need reminding of your 'edginess'.

    I'm probably too stupid to understand you though.
  • glwglw Posts: 10,349

    Yup, he's under a lot of pressure, probably both from China and disenchanted siloviki. Negotiating because he has to accomodate the challenges somehow.
    It's almost certainly false, that story is dated the 26th, but Gerasimov was at the meeting where Putin ordered the nuclear alert level raised.
  • They’re also nuking Oxford but not Brize Norton, apparently.
    And every nuke is a Tsarbomba.
    No that list is only of the 20 city targets. It is one part of 105 targets in the UK. Or was back in the late 80s. The target list will be somewhat reduced and altered now in part because we have shut a lot of the airbases.
  • And Brexit has had fuck all to do with Putin in Ukraine.
    And Stark Dawning is wrong.

    And the response to Cameron was that NATO keeps peace, not the EU, anyway.

    That's been fully vindicated. The UK has through NATO played a leading role in this since before the invasion, the EU have started to rise to the occasion (credit to them for that) but are very much bit players.
  • Hard to imagine what kind of an off-ramp you can give to someone who has deliberately driven into an untenable position.

    Personally I think there is much that could be offered:
    i) Ukraine agrees never to join NATO. (This is a bit phony because it was never going to do it anyway and doesn't need to now because it is de facto in anyway.)
    ii) Give up the Southern Oblasts. (You're not going to get them back anyway and they have large, awkward Russian minorities)
    iii) Let Russia keep the Crimea.

    Now piss off please Mr Putin.

    The trouble is that even if you give all of that it hardly compenates him for the cost of this mad adventure. He and his henchmen become pariahs. The Russian economy goes even further down the tubes. The Russian 'Empire' will never again increase an inch in the territory it holds. That's it - line in the sand. Russia stops where it is.

    Net result is that Putin goes down as the craziest Russian since Rasputin and the country disappears down the toilet.

    Not very appealing.
    The problem is this is rewarding Putin for his bad behaviour
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    https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/60549390
  • OmniumOmnium Posts: 11,459

    Maybe a mistake, maybe not. Because it was not a pre planned thing, it came from her heart, from her political instincts, and showed her very much in tune with the tolerance of Conservative liberalism our country has been founded on for centuries.

    It’s time to look at Liz Truss in a different way now after that moment. In just a matter of weeks she might be Prime Minister, and her very first act will be to sack Priti Patel to install a liberal-Conservative.
    Well helping those on an undisputably 'good' side in a war seems to be sensible enough. However I think the UK is right not to help anyone. I rather like Patel, but she has her faults too.
  • EabhalEabhal Posts: 10,097
    malcolmg said:

    You obviously don't know very much, I assume you are a spotty youth who does not read newspapers. Not guilty on all counts you dunderheided moron by a jury of mainly women. Get an education so you can read about stuff and understand what facts are.
    Just a millennial with normal blood pressure Malc.
  • Good plan. Instantaneous evaporation much preferable to horrifically long, slow, painful death that awaits the poor bastards just outside the impact zone.

    Good plan. Instantaneous evaporation much preferable to horrifically long, slow, painful death that awaits the poor bastards just outside the impact zone.
    All those gung ho for war earlier today now terrified of nuclear annihilation....mmmm
  • IshmaelZIshmaelZ Posts: 21,830
    Omnium said:

    I presume @IshmaelZ that you've comprehensively apologised for your comments last night?
    Look. I-- I'd had a lovely supper, and all I said to my wife was, 'That piece of halibut was good enough for Jehovah.'

    I can only repeat my reply to a previous hon gent, adding the observation that I have always loved the Dylan line "It's a wonder that you still know how to breathe."

    "Not a word I knew till 2 minutes ago, but apparently used only as an ethnic slur. And what is this "normally considered fair game" shit? I mean, yes, we are all on the Ukr side, but you sound like a Victorian gent reading the ticker in his club and hoping the North is giving the niggers a dam' good pasting."

    you are literally too stupid to read that as a condemnation of ethnic slurs? Literally? Really really? Genuinely? Not kidding?

    The point of PB used to be the very high level of intelligence one could expect from one's readership. Those were the days.
  • NigelbNigelb Posts: 76,496
    Ukraine asks to block Russian roamers and roaming services for Russian telecoms providers within the EU.

    "In this digital age, high-tech and ICT are probably the best response to tanks and missiles"

    https://twitter.com/EuromaidanPress/status/1498006784275066888

    This is civilisation - in response to nuclear threats, cut off their roaming services.
  • malcolmgmalcolmg Posts: 44,051

    No. Stuart posts most of his hatred of England from his home in Sweden. From what I've heard, although he won, Salmond did not come out of the court case well. So I'm wondering if Stuart's view on this case has been coloured by his location.

    I mean, Salmond admitted to 'unacceptable behaviour' like climbing on top of a female guest at his official residence and kissing her whilst she was in bed.
    https://news.stv.tv/scotland/salmond-said-sorry-to-woman-for-unacceptable-behaviour

    "Despite being cleared of all charges, he also admitted to behaviour including stroking a female civil servant’s face while she slept, and tugging her hair on several occasions."

    https://www.thescottishsun.co.uk/news/6745626/alex-salmond-sorry-behaviour-women-inquiry/

    Personally, I'd call that sort of behaviour 'sex pest'.
    What a demented twat you are, Mary Whitehouse reborn, how unlucky could your wife have been to be landed with a nutter like you. Good old Mr Perfect , stick to the Naked Rambling rather than the verbal diahorrea.
  • He will be in the bad fire, they, the elect, will be in the good place listening to endless Ian Paisley sermons.
    Lol! The bad fire for me, please.
  • Scott_xPScott_xP Posts: 38,050
    NEW: FA announces that England team won't play against Russia in any international fixtures "for the forseeable future". https://twitter.com/FAspokesperson/status/1498005213067816960
  • Hard to imagine what kind of an off-ramp you can give to someone who has deliberately driven into an untenable position.

    Personally I think there is much that could be offered:
    i) Ukraine agrees never to join NATO. (This is a bit phony because it was never going to do it anyway and doesn't need to now because it is de facto in anyway.)
    ii) Give up the Southern Oblasts. (You're not going to get them back anyway and they have large, awkward Russian minorities)
    iii) Let Russia keep the Crimea.

    Now piss off please Mr Putin.

    The trouble is that even if you give all of that it hardly compenates him for the cost of this mad adventure. He and his henchmen become pariahs. The Russian economy goes even further down the tubes. The Russian 'Empire' will never again increase an inch in the territory it holds. That's it - line in the sand. Russia stops where it is.

    Net result is that Putin goes down as the craziest Russian since Rasputin and the country disappears down the toilet.

    Not very appealing.
    Can someone just arrange for someone to put some poison into his wine?
  • WhisperingOracleWhisperingOracle Posts: 9,938
    edited February 2022
    glw said:

    It's almost certainly false, that story is dated the 26th, but Gerasimov was at the meeting where Putin ordered the nuclear alert level raised.
    I doubt overall though that it's false that he can feel some significant signs of internal disquiet. I'm sure he knows he's under pressure he has to accommodate in some way or other , now.
  • NigelbNigelb Posts: 76,496
    More seriously (BBC journalist).
    Russian troops are in Berdyansk. They're getting closer to Mariupol. Also not clear about the northern direction - Volnovakha I heard was totally cut off by Russian troops. They're encircling Mariupol from all sides.
    https://twitter.com/abdujalil/status/1497998348992798730
  • IshmaelZIshmaelZ Posts: 21,830

    I didn't complain about your language at all. In fact, I posted a video of a Predator clip last night to defend your 'edgy' language.

    You asked "what language?"

    You also claimed to be drunk, so I thought you might need reminding of your 'edginess'.

    I'm probably too stupid to understand you though.
    I don't understand your point, then.
  • So apart from the sanctions and the pushing everyone else forward on various actions and send weapons to Ukraine and reinforcing the Baltic states....

    This crisis is turning into the possible end of Putin. Can't really see that as a win for Putin, particularly since he will probably be looking at a bullet or an accident with one of those awkward Moscow windows. They have a terrible record of accidents with windows there.....
    Certainly hope your last para is correct. Including (God help me) the window. . .

    As for your first para, well, have been convinced for a long time that Boris Johnson is part of the Putinist league. Perhaps (mostly) unwittingly, but he's still a key element of Vlad's game plan, as is (of course) #45.

    Could be wrong, about BoJo anyway. But doubt it - can smell his stink on this side of the Atlantic (and Pacific).
  • OmniumOmnium Posts: 11,459
    IshmaelZ said:

    Look. I-- I'd had a lovely supper, and all I said to my wife was, 'That piece of halibut was good enough for Jehovah.'

    I can only repeat my reply to a previous hon gent, adding the observation that I have always loved the Dylan line "It's a wonder that you still know how to breathe."

    "Not a word I knew till 2 minutes ago, but apparently used only as an ethnic slur. And what is this "normally considered fair game" shit? I mean, yes, we are all on the Ukr side, but you sound like a Victorian gent reading the ticker in his club and hoping the North is giving the niggers a dam' good pasting."

    you are literally too stupid to read that as a condemnation of ethnic slurs? Literally? Really really? Genuinely? Not kidding?

    The point of PB used to be the very high level of intelligence one could expect from one's readership. Those were the days.
    How can you judge my level of stupidity?
  • Unbelievable how many times the ball has been in the net from an offside position today.
  • EabhalEabhal Posts: 10,097
    Omnium said:

    I presume @IshmaelZ that you've comprehensively apologised for your comments last night?
    I'm still confused by this. @IshmaelZ had a good explanation for it earlier so happy to let it go, but still a bit uneasy about that language being bandied around on PB unless very obviously joking (or quoting).
  • geoffwgeoffw Posts: 9,005
    edited February 2022

    New Zealand would look like a good bet... but too late if you haven't already made the move.
    Nevil Shute: On the beach

  • JosiasJessopJosiasJessop Posts: 45,307
    malcolmg said:

    You have jessop down to a tee there, totally doolally.
    I love you too Malc. Just not enough for you to fondle my hair in bed if I was to go to your 'official residence'. Since you think that's acceptable behaviour...

    It seems a really odd hill to fight on.
  • His own lawyer, who called him a sex pest, says he wasn't charged with that
    Oh dear, defamatory statement about a second person. You BritNats are slow learners.
  • Nope. We did it last night. Not me that initiated the discussion. IMHO the only reasonable plan is to get into very remote parts of South America or Africa. I’m not gonna be doing that. My Portuguese and Swahili are rubbish.
    Serious question Stuart, is Sweden that much of a target for nukes given it is neutral and can't hit back? I would have thought out in the Swedish countryside is probably as safe as anywhere.
  • FoxyFoxy Posts: 51,133
    It does look as if the spring thaw and mud is still a problem for modern tanks:

    https://twitter.com/jake_northwest/status/1497941214858907650?t=LlA98b2eexAh80I4ui2sMg&s=19
  • malcolmgmalcolmg Posts: 44,051
    eek said:

    If only you took your insults and followed your own advice.
    Oh Dear Mr Blowhard joins the fray. You know you are in trouble when you are only supported by the W-eak one. Gives us a few of your usual boasts about what a big shot you are , make us laugh some more.
  • OmniumOmnium Posts: 11,459
    Eabhal said:

    I'm still confused by this. @IshmaelZ had a good explanation for it earlier so happy to let it go, but still a bit uneasy about that language being bandied around on PB unless very obviously joking (or quoting).
    He did not. His argument was that if someone had said something vile before it was fine to quote it back. I'd doubt anyone would agree with that.
  • bigglesbiggles Posts: 6,754

    Serious question Stuart, is Sweden that much of a target for nukes given it is neutral and can't hit back? I would have thought out in the Swedish countryside is probably as safe as anywhere.
    I think it’s a question of prevailing winds if we get whacked here.
  • IshmaelZ said:

    I don't understand your point, then.
    You don't understand why your oh-so-very-cleverly-inoffensive use of offensive language might have upset some people (not me, I'm just trying to help you see what you've done), and you might need to temper your super-intelligent-but-not-offensive offensiveness?

    You are just too clever for everyone.
  • IshmaelZIshmaelZ Posts: 21,830
    Omnium said:

    How can you judge my level of stupidity?
    By the content of your posts, duh. Including this one.
  • Certainly hope your last para is correct. Including (God help me) the window. . .

    As for your first para, well, have been convinced for a long time that Boris Johnson is part of the Putinist league. Perhaps (mostly) unwittingly, but he's still a key element of Vlad's game plan, as is (of course) #45.

    Could be wrong, about BoJo anyway. But doubt it - can smell his stink on this side of the Atlantic (and Pacific).
    I think you're very much wrong. Not about 45, but about Boris, that's the FBPE invented version of Boris not the real thing.

    Boris has never been the same thing as either Trump or Putin and its always been very puerile to link them together. Lets not forget Boris was quite happy to laugh at Trump behind his back, I think at the G7.

    Boris is interested in Boris, not Trump or Putin or anyone else for that matter.
  • rcs1000rcs1000 Posts: 59,276
    malcolmg said:

    You obviously don't know very much, I assume you are a spotty youth who does not read newspapers. Not guilty on all counts you dunderheided moron by a jury of manly women. Get an education so you can read about stuff and understand what facts are.
    'manly women'?
  • IanB2IanB2 Posts: 51,087
    Nigelb said:

    And all those northern targets suggest some perverse levelling down agenda.
    And the mystery of why they took out the island’s FM radio today?
  • JosiasJessopJosiasJessop Posts: 45,307
    Farooq said:

    The bog of war
    Ukraine saying Bog Off.
  • malcolmgmalcolmg Posts: 44,051
    Eabhal said:

    Just a millennial with normal blood pressure Malc.
    Well read the verdict , see who were lying through their teeth. NOT GUILTY on all charges despite the government and most others against him. A jury of his peers consisting of mainly women found him innocent on all charges.
  • rcs1000 said:

    'manly women'?
    Lots of those in the Scottish legal system
  • bigglesbiggles Posts: 6,754

    I think you're very much wrong. Not about 45, but about Boris, that's the FBPE invented version of Boris not the real thing.

    Boris has never been the same thing as either Trump or Putin and its always been very puerile to link them together. Lets not forget Boris was quite happy to laugh at Trump behind his back, I think at the G7.

    Boris is interested in Boris, not Trump or Putin or anyone else for that matter.
    Yes there’s many reasons to dislike Boris but he isn’t Trump and he’s no friend of Putin.
  • OmniumOmnium Posts: 11,459
    IshmaelZ said:

    By the content of your posts, duh. Including this one.
    No thoughts about an apology then? No contritian? I guess you're busy with apparently being the most intelligent person in the world and owning half on England?
  • IshmaelZIshmaelZ Posts: 21,830

    Lots of those in the Scottish legal system
    :lol:
  • malcolmgmalcolmg Posts: 44,051
    rcs1000 said:

    'manly women'?
    Ha Ha , that was the other side, the jury were real women
  • MalmesburyMalmesbury Posts: 54,114

    Lots of those in the Scottish legal system
    What's the old joke....

    "Our men are so much more manly than your men. Even our women are more manly than your men"
  • PJohnson said:

    Destroying the lives of good ordinary Russians...a sad sight
    Blame the dictator ruling them for blighting their lives.
  • Nigelb said:

    More seriously (BBC journalist).
    Russian troops are in Berdyansk. They're getting closer to Mariupol. Also not clear about the northern direction - Volnovakha I heard was totally cut off by Russian troops. They're encircling Mariupol from all sides.
    https://twitter.com/abdujalil/status/1497998348992798730

    I think the south/southeastern front is Ukraine's weakest.

    They seem to be holding their own around Kharkiv and Kyiv on the north axis and eastern axis, respectively.
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