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  • ydoethurydoethur Posts: 73,084
    DougSeal said:

    The Communist Party of Great Britain (at least) was dead in favour of the Nazi-Soviet pact until, you know, the whole Operation Barbarossa thing. Until then it campaiged for peace, and described the war as the product of imperialism on both sides, in which the working class had no side to take
    That’s one-third of the war. Admittedly the most difficult third.
  • malcolmgmalcolmg Posts: 44,009

    Some people are even bigger partisan bell-ends than you could ever imagine. Some clearly would literally be cheering on Hitler in the WWII, given some of his socialist policies.

    And you compare that to the real grown-ups like Dougie Alexander who used to run the Labour Party.

    https://twitter.com/D_G_Alexander/status/1239491903386763264?s=20
    Alexander is a fanny among fannies, one of the most useless politicians ever to emanate from Scotland, apart from a long list that include Robertson , Murray , Brown , Galloway, ............. losing the will to live now I could be here for months.
  • GallowgateGallowgate Posts: 19,996
    £1b worth of food sold in 3 weeks??
  • ydoethurydoethur Posts: 73,084

    62% if you include hydro and biomass. We are sending energy to France at the moment as well.

    The bastards. They stay at home, they take all our energy...
  • IanB2IanB2 Posts: 50,967
    George Useless wisely quickly hands over to his experts
  • FrancisUrquhartFrancisUrquhart Posts: 83,131
    edited March 2020
    malcolmg said:

    Alexander is a fanny among fannies, one of the most useless politicians ever to emanate from Scotland, apart from a long list that include Robertson , Murray , Brown , Galloway, ............. losing the will to live now I could be here for months.
    You must be able to write your list of people who you think are ok on the back of a postage stamp.
  • MaxPBMaxPB Posts: 39,794

    Clear message today, stop being self centred tw@ts you inconsiderate arseholes who are hoarding food...

    Message is one thing, let's have action. Nationwide limit of two purchases per item, strictly enforced shopping hours for older people and key workers, reserving delivery slots for older people and key workers etc...

    Just telling the selfish c**** hey are selfish c**** won't solve the problem, they already know they are and don't care.
  • DougSealDougSeal Posts: 12,653
    Stocky said:

    I haven`t asked, but I suspect that is correct, i.e. they closed because of the deal thinking they would qualify. So, do you think that the gov package covers all businesses that voluntarily pause trading because of the virus? Any business?
    There's a duty of care/health and safety aspect to consider. Just because you don't have to close doesn't mean there are not other very good reasons to do so.
  • FrancisUrquhartFrancisUrquhart Posts: 83,131
    MaxPB said:

    Message is one thing, let's have action. Nationwide limit of two purchases per item, strictly enforced shopping hours for older people and key workers, reserving delivery slots for older people and key workers etc...

    Just telling the selfish c**** hey are selfish c**** won't solve the problem, they already know they are and don't care.
    Need to send round the French police...
  • malcolmgmalcolmg Posts: 44,009
    kinabalu said:

    Why would you love that?

    (Agreed that there is no chance of it.)
    Mentally deranged Brexiteeritis
  • GallowgateGallowgate Posts: 19,996
    MaxPB said:

    Message is one thing, let's have action. Nationwide limit of two purchases per item, strictly enforced shopping hours for older people and key workers, reserving delivery slots for older people and key workers etc...

    Just telling the selfish c**** hey are selfish c**** won't solve the problem, they already know they are and don't care.
    Most things are already limited to three per customer I believe?
  • ydoethurydoethur Posts: 73,084
    DougSeal said:

    There's a duty of care/health and safety aspect to consider. Just because you don't have to close doesn't mean there are not other very good reasons to do so.
    If, for example, they had to self-isolate.
  • brokenwheelbrokenwheel Posts: 3,352

    Makes little difference. Young fit people are getting hospitalised with serious pneumonia
    According to the Italian Institute of Health's latest report over 99% of deaths in Italy are from people with one or more pre-existing conditions.

    Fit people are not immune, but they are also very very unlikely to die.

    The scaremongering in the media about this is more designed to get people to take isolation seriously than any likelihood of hordes of fit young people dying.
  • FrancisUrquhartFrancisUrquhart Posts: 83,131
    edited March 2020
    Right time for the dickhead questions....can you give me a time, to the second, when the government will...
  • CharlesCharles Posts: 35,758
    IanB2 said:

    Which large companies that it wouldn’t be possible to nationalise are about to go under despite a cash grant from the government of almost a £million?
    Of course you could nationalise them. But that will take time, especially for public companies.

    It's quicker and simpler to put the rules in place for everyone and move on.

    Take for example a hotel company. Their revenues have dried up. The government is covering the cost of 80% of wages so they can keep staff on. But they still have landlords and there will be significant loans against the properties. So the government gives them a break on tax to prevent a knock on impact on the banks (because if the banks lock up then there are real problems)
  • malcolmgmalcolmg Posts: 44,009
    Did he work for Branson before starting Easyjet
  • FrancisUrquhartFrancisUrquhart Posts: 83,131
    edited March 2020

    According to the Italian Institute of Health's latest report over 99% of deaths in Italy are from people with one or more pre-existing conditions.

    Fit people are not immune, but they are also very very unlikely to die.

    The scaremongering in the media about this is more designed to get people to take isolation seriously than any likelihood of hordes of fit young people dying.
    It isn't about just death, it is the numbers requiring hospitalisation. Even among the under 50s, it is significant. And if you need to be in hospital due to severe pneumonia, that is still really serious and can be life threatening without proper treatment....and if the system crashes more of these people won't get the required attention (or we have to let even more oldies die).
  • IanB2IanB2 Posts: 50,967
    How is having a press conference devoted to talking about the shortages in supermarkets ever going to persuade anyone not to go shopping for more?
  • GallowgateGallowgate Posts: 19,996
    IanB2 said:

    How is having a press conference devoted to talking about the shortages in supermarkets ever going to persuade anyone not to go shopping for more?

    I dunno, It has relaxed me somewhat, being told that there’s plenty of food in the supply chain.
  • malcolmgmalcolmg Posts: 44,009
    Stocky said:

    And women were grateful?
    They were women of course and loved Babycham
  • Clear message today, stop being self centred tw@ts you inconsiderate arseholes who are hoarding food...

    I think you'll find that most people on this forum have at least little more food stocked than they normally would. It's only human to buy a little more when you notice shortages. And if everyone buys a little more, it disrupts the supply chain and you get empty shelves. Rinse and repeat.

    At some point, hopefully in the near future, the supermarkets will be able to keep the shelves filled for long enough to convince people that there is no shortage, and the cycle will be broken.
  • glwglw Posts: 10,309

    According to the Italian Institute of Health's latest report over 99% of deaths in Italy are from people with one or more pre-existing conditions.

    Fit people are not immune, but they are also very very unlikely to die.

    The scaremongering in the media about this is more designed to get people to take isolation seriously than any likelihood of hordes of fit young people dying.

    The are only very very unlikely to die if the demand on the health service is within capacity. If the demand exceeds capacity it will be more like very very unlikely to die.
  • malcolmgmalcolmg Posts: 44,009

    You must be able to write your list of people who you think are ok on the back of a postage stamp.
    That would waste paper Francis :D
  • FrancisUrquhartFrancisUrquhart Posts: 83,131
    edited March 2020
    And dickhead question...well this one doctor says he thinks loss of smell might also be a symptom, what do you think?

    FFS, that just confuses things even more. KISS, its a fever and an uncontrollable dry cough in basically everybody who shows symptoms. All the other stuff, yes it might help medical professionals diagnose this, but Dave sitting at home in his PJs feeling shit, doesn't help.
  • MysticroseMysticrose Posts: 4,688

    According to the Italian Institute of Health's latest report over 99% of deaths in Italy are from people with one or more pre-existing conditions.

    Fit people are not immune, but they are also very very unlikely to die.

    The scaremongering in the media about this is more designed to get people to take isolation seriously than any likelihood of hordes of fit young people dying.
    That's not true about Italy. In fact reports are saying the opposite.

    It's not scaremongering. But if it helps you to cling to the dying vestiges of normalcy bias I'm not going to debunk your myth.

    It's coming folks and it's about to get a whole heap worse.

    Sorry but it's the truth.
  • CharlesCharles Posts: 35,758
    edited March 2020
    malcolmg said:
    To be fair to Stelios (not a sentence I thought I would ever write) he quite EasyJet's board a decade ago and isn't involved in management. He's just a big shareholder.

    edit: the CEO is also correct in that once the dividend has been approved by the AGM he needs a shareholder vote to waive it - it is very difficult and he legally can't stop it independently. There are a lot of companies suspending dividends and building balance sheets at the moment
  • NickPalmerNickPalmer Posts: 21,667

    It isn't about just death, it is the numbers requiring hospitalisation. Even among the under 50s, it is significant. And if you need to be in hospital due to severe pneumonia, that is still really serious and can be life threatening without proper treatment....and if the system crashes more of these people won't get the required attention (or we have to let even more oldies die).
    Yes, and ifwe fill the hospitals with people who don't quite die and gradually recover, it'll block them for all the people requiring urgent treatment for completely unrelated things. If you could guarantee that you'd just havea cough at home, it'd be a matter of choice whether you took risks or not. But,as Boris observed, you can't guarantee it.
  • malcolmgmalcolmg Posts: 44,009

    Right time for the dickhead questions....can you give me a time, to the second, when the government will...

    Lockdown London, Answer : sooner the better or are we not supposed to answer or own questions
  • ydoethurydoethur Posts: 73,084
    edited March 2020

    And dickhead question...well this one doctor says he thinks loss of smell might also be a symptom, what do you think?

    FFS, that just confuses things even more. KISS.

    I don’t think we want them doing that right now!
  • FrancisUrquhartFrancisUrquhart Posts: 83,131
    ydoethur said:

    I don’t think we want them doing that right now!
    Well it might shut up some of the more idiotic journalists for a couple of weeks.
  • matthiasfromhamburgmatthiasfromhamburg Posts: 957
    edited March 2020
    kinabalu said:

    Why would you love that?

    (Agreed that there is no chance of it.)
    My guess is that he would love that because it would reveal the ugly truth about the EU.

    In fact I can authoritatively confirm that "blowing a big hole in Richie's rescue plan" was only the first step, over the weekend we, the Fourth Reich, will indeed confiscate the Bank of England, take all your money and use it to fund the enforced resettlement of 135 million "migrants" (most of them CV infected) to Kent, Surrey and Buckinghamshire, to further our aim of race replacement of the British white working class.
    And there is f* all you can do about it.
  • MaxPBMaxPB Posts: 39,794

    Most things are already limited to three per customer I believe?
    Time to lower that limit and make it enforceable by government order. My sister went to get baby formula today and said some arsehole was arguing with the lady behind the till "oh it's only 4 items" holding everyone else up for ages. This is happening everywhere. Personally I'm in favour of a ration card per household, two purchases per item per week. That will teach the c****.
  • FeersumEnjineeyaFeersumEnjineeya Posts: 4,728
    edited March 2020

    Most things are already limited to three per customer I believe?
    Well exactly. Those who have convinced themselves that the empty shelves are caused solely by a hoard of selfish twats simply haven't thought the situation through properly. Limiting purchases does little to solve the problem. It will sort itself out once the feedback cycle is broken, and suddenly the shelves will be full again, aside from things for which demand really has rocketed, like hand sanitizer.
  • ydoethurydoethur Posts: 73,084

    Well it might shut up some of the more idiotic journalists for a couple of weeks.
    Bloody hell, Francis, how long does Mrs U like to kiss for? :hushed:
  • isamisam Posts: 41,131
    edited March 2020
    Talked out of selling their share price at 1115p... hit 420, now 600
  • FrancisUrquhartFrancisUrquhart Posts: 83,131
    ydoethur said:

    Bloody hell, Francis, how long does Mrs U like to kiss for? :hushed:
    I thinking more if they got coronavirus....
  • FrancisUrquhartFrancisUrquhart Posts: 83,131
    Right, we got it, supermarkets have been given special waivers, plenty of food in the supply chain, stop panic buying...now it is just wasted air.
  • malcolmgmalcolmg Posts: 44,009

    My guess is that he would love that because it would reveal the ugly truth about the EU.

    In fact I can authoritatively confirm that "blowing a big hole in Richie's rescue plan" was only the first step, over the weekend we, the Fourth Reich, will indeed confiscate the Bank of England, take all your money and use it to fund the enforced resettlement of 135 million "migrants" (most of them CV infected) to Kent, Surrey and Buckinghamshire, to further our aim of race replacement of the British white working class.
    And there is f* all you can do about it.
    Brilliant, just about sums up what your average Brexiteer on here thinks the EU is planning every waking minute of every day.
  • ydoethurydoethur Posts: 73,084

    I thinking more if they got coronavirus....
    I’m not sure that would shut them up.
  • FrancisUrquhartFrancisUrquhart Posts: 83,131
    edited March 2020
    Oh god we are back to strawberry pickers.....
  • brokenwheelbrokenwheel Posts: 3,352
    edited March 2020
    glw said:

    The are only very very unlikely to die if the demand on the health service is within capacity. If the demand exceeds capacity it will be more like very very unlikely to die.
    Wuhan was overwhelmed and still the fraction of deaths by age was not much different, so no.

    (You can argue about the accuracy of the Chinese figures but the deaths of healthy young people are the least likely to be undercounted so if anything the Chinese figures are an upper bound)
  • MaxPBMaxPB Posts: 39,794
    Charles said:

    To be fair to Stelios (not a sentence I thought I would ever write) he quite EasyJet's board a decade ago and isn't involved in management. He's just a big shareholder.

    edit: the CEO is also correct in that once the dividend has been approved by the AGM he needs a shareholder vote to waive it - it is very difficult and he legally can't stop it independently. There are a lot of companies suspending dividends and building balance sheets at the moment
    It's quite simple, if easyJet needs money then they can go and get £60m from their shareholders. Make any government support contingent on shareholder capital input. Or on the other hand, dilute Stelios completey if he doesn't comply. Leave him with 0.01%.
  • ydoethurydoethur Posts: 73,084
    Now I like a good pun as much as the next man.

    But this is going too far.

    Coronavirus: Man proposes in Iceland
    https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-kent-51987478
  • FrancisUrquhartFrancisUrquhart Posts: 83,131

    Wuhan was overwhelmed and still the fraction of deaths by age was not much different, so no.
    You believe the Chinese official figures...
  • MonkeysMonkeys Posts: 764
    I saw someone walking through the streets the other day with a nine-pack of toilet rolls, and I laughed at myself because my brain noticed it. I think it's just down to perceived scarcity. This is the new Tulip Bubble.
  • kinabalukinabalu Posts: 44,531
    IshmaelZ said:

    "Britain. A nation of shopfighters, presided over at a time of mortal peril by a newspaper columnist, who has for three decades moonlighted as his generation’s leading liar. Still, as the words clawed into the side of the plague pit probably once read, “We are where we are.” "

    ...

    "The government’s crisis communications strategy could not be going worse if it was being led by the last speaker of a dead language, with Typhoid Mary on bass."

    https://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/2020/mar/20/boris-johnson-covid-19-prime-minister-brexit

    Marina Hyde. Harsh, but very funny.

    She is a talent.
  • malcolmgmalcolmg Posts: 44,009
    MaxPB said:

    Time to lower that limit and make it enforceable by government order. My sister went to get baby formula today and said some arsehole was arguing with the lady behind the till "oh it's only 4 items" holding everyone else up for ages. This is happening everywhere. Personally I'm in favour of a ration card per household, two purchases per item per week. That will teach the c****.
    Cattle prods for checkout operators, anyone that comes up with more than two of anything gets a quick prod, each item
  • FrancisUrquhartFrancisUrquhart Posts: 83,131
    edited March 2020
    Ready made pie profiteering question...Jesus give me strength.
  • williamglennwilliamglenn Posts: 54,505
  • glwglw Posts: 10,309

    Ready made pie profiteering question...Jesus give me strength.

    Kick that idiot out.
  • brokenwheelbrokenwheel Posts: 3,352

    You believe the Chinese official figures...
    See my edit, the fraction of young people dying in overstretched Italian hospitals is similar to the figures from Wuhan, so it seems like at least in this respect they are fairly accurate.
  • OldKingColeOldKingCole Posts: 34,411
    malcolmg said:

    Cattle prods for checkout operators, anyone that comes up with more than two of anything gets a quick prod, each item
    Can't I buy a weeks supply of wine?
  • IanB2IanB2 Posts: 50,967
    kinabalu said:

    She is a talent.
    Time and again this week I have been reminded of that great line from last year’s Chernobyl drama series. “When the truth offends, we lie and lie until we can no longer remember it is even there. But it is still there. Every lie we tell incurs a debt to the truth. Sooner or later, that debt is paid.”
  • MonkeysMonkeys Posts: 764

    It's not immigration that has been spreading this virus; it's air travel and cruises.
    It's not a point about rationality, it's about human psychology. Like the urge to ask the Prime Minister, personally, "Can I visit my mum on mothers day?" People are predictably nuts.
  • malcolmg said:

    Brilliant, just about sums up what your average Brexiteer on here thinks the EU is planning every waking minute of every day.
    Kind of sad that some of the UK's best journalists are currently unavailable because they have been pressed into service in government.

    Just imagine what the bendy-banana guy would have made out of that opportunity.
  • felixfelix Posts: 15,180

    I voted.
    So did I and the result is what it is.
  • DecrepiterJohnLDecrepiterJohnL Posts: 29,848
    edited March 2020

    I think you'll find that most people on this forum have at least little more food stocked than they normally would. It's only human to buy a little more when you notice shortages. And if everyone buys a little more, it disrupts the supply chain and you get empty shelves. Rinse and repeat.

    At some point, hopefully in the near future, the supermarkets will be able to keep the shelves filled for long enough to convince people that there is no shortage, and the cycle will be broken.
    At risk of bringing down the pb average, apart from a couple of tins of mackerel, I've no food at all, nor hand sanitiser come to that. Provided the fish and chip shop stays open, I should be OK.
  • MarqueeMarkMarqueeMark Posts: 54,235

    Can't I buy a weeks supply of wine?
    84 bottles? Personal consumption for a week, huh?
  • IanB2IanB2 Posts: 50,967

    Can't I buy a weeks supply of wine?
    Lol. I think you’ll find that a lot of PB’ers have stocks much larger than that. Muchly.
  • ydoethurydoethur Posts: 73,084

    At risk of bringing down the pb average, apart from a couple of tins of mackerel, I've no food at all, nor hand sanitiser come to that. Provided the fish and chip shop stays open, I should be OK.
    So just to be clear - if we go into total lockdown, you starve?
  • MattWMattW Posts: 26,218
    edited March 2020
    Cyclefree said:

    CYCLEFREE’s GARDENING CORNER

    In response to @MattW’s question re pruning of forsythia.

    1. Get some sharp clean secateurs so the cut is a clean one. You don’t want to be tearing at the twigs or branches.

    2. No problem with pruning now - or you could wait until it’s finished flowering. The advantage of pruning now is that the stems with flowers you cut off can be put in the house to brighten it. The forsythia will still flower next year. It’s a tough old plant.

    3. Lop off all the long extra stems that are sticking out. Then gradually cut down to the height and width you want. Aim to make it a rounded shape - a bit like a rounded arch - so that it looks pleasing to you and so as you pass it there aren’t bits sticking into you or catching. There is no magic to this - just step back every few minutes just to look at it form different angles.

    4. The key to this is to remember that all plants will grow up to the light so if you leave the they will just reach for the sky. If untouched this ends up leaving you with lots of flowers at the top and bare branches at the bottom. So by cutting at the top and cutting the shoots heading skywards you force the plant to send out side shoots which will flower and it will look rounder and squatter and fatter so you get a burst of really bright yellow sunshine just where you want it.

    5. Cut just above a flower or bud - a nice neat cut and sloping downwards. This minimises the possibility of any infection. Cut right down to the base any stems which look empty or straggly.

    Plants are fine with pruning. It generally makes them stronger. Forsythia is as tough as old boots.

    Thank-you.

    I have inherited about 4 pairs of secateurs, so I will sally forth with one of those.
  • isamisam Posts: 41,131
    “Treat yourself like you would someone you're responsible for helping.”
    Jordan B. Peterson, 12 Rules for Life: An Antidote to Chaos

    Imagine the virus was particularly deadly to children. People would have stopped going to pubs, bars, work, using public transport a month ago. Rule 2 in Peterson’s book covers this
  • bigjohnowlsbigjohnowls Posts: 22,924

    It's not immigration that has been spreading this virus; it's air travel and cruises.
    So basically Sean T and BigGs fault!

  • nichomarnichomar Posts: 7,483
    DougSeal said:

    There's a duty of care/health and safety aspect to consider. Just because you don't have to close doesn't mean there are not other very good reasons to do so.
    Initially hairdressers were exempt from the shutdown In Spain but the regions insisted That they be included. Home beauty treatment is allowed, I think. Providing appropriate safety measures are taken.
  • kinabalukinabalu Posts: 44,531
    Stocky said:

    I haven`t asked, but I suspect that is correct, i.e. they closed because of the deal thinking they would qualify. So, do you think that the gov package covers all businesses that voluntarily pause trading because of the virus? Any business?

    Yes, any business, that is my understanding.

    Certify that you are placing an employee "on furlough" for 3 months as a consequence of the crisis and you will get the lower of 80% of salary or £7500 from the government.

    Wide open to abuse, obviously, but I guess that is not a big concern right now.
  • MattWMattW Posts: 26,218

    84 bottles? Personal consumption for a week, huh?
    The problem with keeping limits really low is that it will force trips and increase interaction.
  • williamglennwilliamglenn Posts: 54,505
    The number of cases in South-East Asia is starting to grow.

    https://twitter.com/BNODesk/status/1241310591677018112
  • Public information service.
    I phoned Virgin Media to cancel my Sky Sports package - they offered it free for 3 months.
    So 40 minutes of "hold" music saved me £30 a month.
  • kinabalukinabalu Posts: 44,531
    IanB2 said:

    Time and again this week I have been reminded of that great line from last year’s Chernobyl drama series. “When the truth offends, we lie and lie until we can no longer remember it is even there. But it is still there. Every lie we tell incurs a debt to the truth. Sooner or later, that debt is paid.”

    Or as the great Buddha said -

    "Three things cannot long be hidden. The Sun, the Moon, and the Truth."

    Ummm, Ummm, Ummm ...
  • MaxPBMaxPB Posts: 39,794
    IanB2 said:

    Lol. I think you’ll find that a lot of PB’ers have stocks much larger than that. Muchly.
    Thankfully I have a beer52 subscription so I get 10 pretty nice beers delivered per month, I haven't opened the last few months worth as it was Xmas and then not Xmas and then I went on holiday. Means I've got about 40 beers in unopened boxes and another 20 or so left from previous ones. Winning.
  • MaxPBMaxPB Posts: 39,794
    MattW said:

    The problem with keeping limits really low is that it will force trips and increase interaction.
    That's why a weekly ration card makes sense.
  • kjhkjh Posts: 12,392
    So we have moved from a household of 2 to a household of 5 as my daughter returns from Liverpool Uni where she is doing her degree and my son and his girlfriend (who is Rumanian and therefore completely snookered) return from Cambridge where they are doing their Ph.Ds.

    I went to Sainsbury's after the lunatics had been. The shop was not only empty of pasta, rice and flour but also of people.

    They have a limit of 3 items on everything and 2 on certain in demand items. This is being taken to an extreme as my bunch of bananas was split and 3 returned to me and my carrots and parsnip also confiscated and limited to limit of 3.

    It is going to be fun sharing that around 5 people.

    Bizarrely the shelves were heaving with bananas.
  • MarqueeMarkMarqueeMark Posts: 54,235
    MaxPB said:

    Time to lower that limit and make it enforceable by government order. My sister went to get baby formula today and said some arsehole was arguing with the lady behind the till "oh it's only 4 items" holding everyone else up for ages. This is happening everywhere. Personally I'm in favour of a ration card per household, two purchases per item per week. That will teach the c****.
    OK, Govt., hire a dozen actors, make them up to look not like themselves (or they will starve!), then have their images at the entrance to all supermarkets.

    "These people are barred from ALL supermarkets and retailers for hoarding essential items. Anyone else trying to buy more than FOUR packets of any item will join them on this list. The Management"
  • felixfelix Posts: 15,180

    See my edit, the fraction of young people dying in overstretched Italian hospitals is similar to the figures from Wuhan, so it seems like at least in this respect they are fairly accurate.
    You aren't listening to people. Every bed patient A takes up potentially denies it to B, C, D - if they live, for even longer than if they die. Being a selfish twat doesn't cut it.
  • malcolmgmalcolmg Posts: 44,009

    Can't I buy a weeks supply of wine?
    is two cases not enough, 3 1/2 bottles a day will keep you going till things get back to normal
  • MikeSmithsonMikeSmithson Posts: 7,382
    Remember the good old days when we used to have soccer and rugby on Saturday afternoons and at this point 2.44pm we'd just be waiting for the kick offs.
  • NickPalmerNickPalmer Posts: 21,667

    At risk of bringing down the pb average, apart from a couple of tins of mackerel, I've no food at all, nor hand sanitiser come to that. Provided the fish and chip shop stays open, I should be OK.
    It'd be helpful if there was a consensus on what a reasonable stock is. I live alone and stocked up with 2 weeks' supply before the crisis took off, on the basis that if I needed to self-isolate for a fortnight that'd cover it, and otherwise I would just shop normally. But as I'm 70 I'm not really supposed to shop now, nor are the delivery schees working, and I don't expect anyone to make a special effort for me as I'm not ill.

    So what do we collectively think is a fair share? 3 weeks' stock?
  • MaxPBMaxPB Posts: 39,794
    edited March 2020
    kinabalu said:

    Yes, any business, that is my understanding.

    Certify that you are placing an employee "on furlough" for 3 months as a consequence of the crisis and you will get the lower of 80% of salary or £7500 from the government.

    Wide open to abuse, obviously, but I guess that is not a big concern right now.
    No, the employees get the money, it is paid into the PAYE account by HMRC (negative income tax, basically). The company has no control over it. It's actually a difficult system to game or abuse as it's only for existing employees and it's paid via a very secure system.
  • malcolmgmalcolmg Posts: 44,009

    So basically Sean T and BigGs fault!

    LOL
  • ydoethurydoethur Posts: 73,084
    kjh said:

    So we have moved from a household of 2 to a household of 5 as my daughter returns from Liverpool Uni where she is doing her degree and my son and his girlfriend (who is Rumanian and therefore completely snookered) return from Cambridge where they are doing their Ph.Ds.

    I went to Sainsbury's after the lunatics had been. The shop was not only empty of pasta, rice and flour but also of people.

    They have a limit of 3 items on everything and 2 on certain in demand items. This is being taken to an extreme as my bunch of bananas was split and 3 returned to me and my carrots and parsnip also confiscated and limited to limit of 3.

    It is going to be fun sharing that around 5 people.

    Bizarrely the shelves were heaving with bananas.

    Would they have applied that to loose seeded goods?

    If so, can we all agree that’s nuts?
  • MarqueeMarkMarqueeMark Posts: 54,235

    My guess is that he would love that because it would reveal the ugly truth about the EU.

    In fact I can authoritatively confirm that "blowing a big hole in Richie's rescue plan" was only the first step, over the weekend we, the Fourth Reich, will indeed confiscate the Bank of England, take all your money and use it to fund the enforced resettlement of 135 million "migrants" (most of them CV infected) to Kent, Surrey and Buckinghamshire, to further our aim of race replacement of the British white working class.
    And there is f* all you can do about it.
    That famous German sense of humour.....
  • IanB2IanB2 Posts: 50,967

    It'd be helpful if there was a consensus on what a reasonable stock is. I live alone and stocked up with 2 weeks' supply before the crisis took off, on the basis that if I needed to self-isolate for a fortnight that'd cover it, and otherwise I would just shop normally. But as I'm 70 I'm not really supposed to shop now, nor are the delivery schees working, and I don't expect anyone to make a special effort for me as I'm not ill.

    So what do we collectively think is a fair share? 3 weeks' stock?
    Surely, if you are sitting on your PC gaming all day, all you need to survive is a crate of Pringles, and another of beer? ;)
  • kyf_100kyf_100 Posts: 4,953

    OK, Govt., hire a dozen actors, make them up to look not like themselves (or they will starve!), then have their images at the entrance to all supermarkets.

    "These people are barred from ALL supermarkets and retailers for hoarding essential items. Anyone else trying to buy more than FOUR packets of any item will join them on this list. The Management"
    You don't even need to use an actor.

    This page generates faces via AI.

    https://www.thispersondoesnotexist.com/

    Story:

    https://www.inverse.com/article/53280-this-person-does-not-exist-gans-website
  • malcolmgmalcolmg Posts: 44,009
    kjh said:

    So we have moved from a household of 2 to a household of 5 as my daughter returns from Liverpool Uni where she is doing her degree and my son and his girlfriend (who is Rumanian and therefore completely snookered) return from Cambridge where they are doing their Ph.Ds.

    I went to Sainsbury's after the lunatics had been. The shop was not only empty of pasta, rice and flour but also of people.

    They have a limit of 3 items on everything and 2 on certain in demand items. This is being taken to an extreme as my bunch of bananas was split and 3 returned to me and my carrots and parsnip also confiscated and limited to limit of 3.

    It is going to be fun sharing that around 5 people.

    Bizarrely the shelves were heaving with bananas.

    Someone took the rules a bit literally then
  • DecrepiterJohnLDecrepiterJohnL Posts: 29,848
    ydoethur said:

    So just to be clear - if we go into total lockdown, you starve?
    Yes. There was a mild scare yesterday with the restaurants closure but takeaways were spared. But paradoxically, total lockdown might lead to more secure food supplies.
  • That famous German sense of humour.....
    Or the harsh, naked truth. You decide.
  • MarqueeMarkMarqueeMark Posts: 54,235

    Or the harsh, naked truth. You decide.
    I have.
  • CharlesCharles Posts: 35,758
    kjh said:

    So we have moved from a household of 2 to a household of 5 as my daughter returns from Liverpool Uni where she is doing her degree and my son and his girlfriend (who is Rumanian and therefore completely snookered) return from Cambridge where they are doing their Ph.Ds.

    I went to Sainsbury's after the lunatics had been. The shop was not only empty of pasta, rice and flour but also of people.

    They have a limit of 3 items on everything and 2 on certain in demand items. This is being taken to an extreme as my bunch of bananas was split and 3 returned to me and my carrots and parsnip also confiscated and limited to limit of 3.

    It is going to be fun sharing that around 5 people.

    Bizarrely the shelves were heaving with bananas.

    Next time take all of them with you and check out separately.
  • IanB2IanB2 Posts: 50,967

    Remember the good old days when we used to have soccer and rugby on Saturday afternoons and at this point 2.44pm we'd just be waiting for the kick offs.

    Full marks for at least trying to make us see our current predicament in a more positive light.
  • brokenwheelbrokenwheel Posts: 3,352
    edited March 2020
    felix said:

    You aren't listening to people. Every bed patient A takes up potentially denies it to B, C, D - if they live, for even longer than if they die. Being a selfish twat doesn't cut it.
    You clearly aren't reading what I'm saying. Where am I advocating people be 'selfish twats'?
  • malcolmgmalcolmg Posts: 44,009

    It'd be helpful if there was a consensus on what a reasonable stock is. I live alone and stocked up with 2 weeks' supply before the crisis took off, on the basis that if I needed to self-isolate for a fortnight that'd cover it, and otherwise I would just shop normally. But as I'm 70 I'm not really supposed to shop now, nor are the delivery schees working, and I don't expect anyone to make a special effort for me as I'm not ill.

    So what do we collectively think is a fair share? 3 weeks' stock?
    If it gets bad you would be safer with 1 months supply at least
  • CharlesCharles Posts: 35,758
    MaxPB said:

    No, the employees get the money, it is paid into the PAYE account by HMRC (negative income tax, basically). The company has no control over it. It's actually a difficult system to game or abuse as it's only for existing employees and it's paid via a very secure system.
    The only way to game it I could see is the employees keep on working and getting paid, and then split the extra with the employer.

    But that would require no one (a) spilling the beans and (b) would show up on the next month's PAYE report
  • DensparkDenspark Posts: 68

    Remember the good old days when we used to have soccer and rugby on Saturday afternoons and at this point 2.44pm we'd just be waiting for the kick offs.

    As a Dundee season ticketholder I'm finding my saturday's to be a lot more relaxed without the whole quiet desperation at 245pm sliding into the outraged desperation at 445pm.
  • DecrepiterJohnLDecrepiterJohnL Posts: 29,848
    Tenerife news. There was a woman in M&S yesterday just back from Tenerife because everything is locked down there. Apparently the authorities here don't care about people returning from hotspots abroad. Btw, why do M&S till staff insist on wasting time engaging shoppers in conversation? Is it a ploy to increase return visits by lonely customers?
  • MarqueeMarkMarqueeMark Posts: 54,235

    Remember the good old days when we used to have soccer and rugby on Saturday afternoons and at this point 2.44pm we'd just be waiting for the kick offs.

    Although, with some trepdiation if you are a Burnley fan.

    Coronavirus: a fillip to your blood pressure......
  • FrancisUrquhartFrancisUrquhart Posts: 83,131
    edited March 2020

    It'd be helpful if there was a consensus on what a reasonable stock is. I live alone and stocked up with 2 weeks' supply before the crisis took off, on the basis that if I needed to self-isolate for a fortnight that'd cover it, and otherwise I would just shop normally. But as I'm 70 I'm not really supposed to shop now, nor are the delivery schees working, and I don't expect anyone to make a special effort for me as I'm not ill.

    So what do we collectively think is a fair share? 3 weeks' stock?
    Personally, I don't think it is just about the volume of stock, it is shelf life, the types of food and flexibility.

    I probably have 2 months worth of food, which one would imagine would mean my house looks like some crazy hoarder, but it really isn't, my fridge isn't even full. The freezer is and the cupboards are well stocked, but for example eating porridge for breakfast every day for 60 days, that really doesn't require 10,000 bags of the stuff.

    I have a load of packets of dessert mix, where you just add the mix and a small amount of milk, and it makes a dessert in a mug. And jelly where you just add the hot water etc.

    I think it depends if you are willing to eat a slightly more restricted basic set of foods.
  • MarqueeMarkMarqueeMark Posts: 54,235
    We have a bunch of R5 commentators doing bugger all. They could just - you know, make stuff up! Pretendy commentaries. Some soundtrack of "oohs!" and "aaahs" and "who's the wanker in the black?". Who'd know? Even the pauses for VAR decisions would be entertaining....
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