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  • TheScreamingEaglesTheScreamingEagles Posts: 120,348

    RobD said:

    Pulpstar said:

    When do we start to get the tales of the postal vote turnouts.

    & No sex during daylight hours in ramadan. Interesting piece of trivia I didn't know previously !

    Do you know what the punishment for sex during Ramadan is?

    You have to either fast for a further two months or feed 60 poor people.
    Not going to ask what Jesus did to justify his punishment of feeding the 5000. :o
    Tweeted congratulating a number of paedos and serial killers?
    Well the father of Jesus was a serial killer, in fact he committed genocide.

    Have you ever totted up the number of people God murdered when he got angry in The Old Testament.

    The Devil has nothing on him.
  • david_herdsondavid_herdson Posts: 17,988
    TOPPING said:

    rcs1000 said:

    Sean_F said:

    Anyone mentioned the Survation constituency poll for Battersea ?

    Con 48 Lab 38 Lib Dem 11, fieldwork 9-10 may
    It's on Rentouls twitter
    Yes with named candidates sample size only 503 . Fieldwork before the Labour boost in polls and pre Manchester of course .
    Sounds about right. Not much movement in London except LD gaining somewhat at the expense of the Tories who gobbled their 2015 votes en masse
    Gaining ground at the expense of Tories in what is by some way the most Remain Conservative constituency and is also safe enough to allow scope for a protest vote.

    Carshalton is likely to be different.
    If the Conservatives are losing ground slightly in places like Kensington and Battersea, they'll be gaining extra ground in Labour Leave seats.
    Comparing the Remain vote in the Conservative battleground constituencies in London:

    Hampstead 77%
    Tooting 75%
    Richmond 73%
    Ealing C 71%
    Westminster N 67%
    Twickenham 66%
    Kingston 59%
    Brentford 57%
    Harrow W 57%
    Enfield N 51%
    Croydon C 50%
    Sutton 49%
    Eltham 48%
    Ilford N 48%
    Erith 46%
    Carshalton 44%
    Dagenham 30%

    The majority are more Leave than the London average.
    And while Hampstead is very Remain, the residents are not that keen on Corbyn's brand of socialism.
    I find that surprising; surely Glenda wasn't a million miles away in ideology and [quick google] - is a fan...
    She did keep nearly losing?
  • RobDRobD Posts: 60,144

    RobD said:

    Pulpstar said:

    When do we start to get the tales of the postal vote turnouts.

    & No sex during daylight hours in ramadan. Interesting piece of trivia I didn't know previously !

    Do you know what the punishment for sex during Ramadan is?

    You have to either fast for a further two months or feed 60 poor people.
    Not going to ask what Jesus did to justify his punishment of feeding the 5000. :o
    Tweeted congratulating a number of paedos and serial killers?
    Well the father of Jesus was a serial killer, in fact he committed genocide.

    Have you ever totted up the number of people God murdered when he got angry in The Old Testament.

    The Devil has nothing on him.
    He also made all life, so a net positive. :p
  • TheScreamingEaglesTheScreamingEagles Posts: 120,348
    RobD said:

    Pulpstar said:

    When do we start to get the tales of the postal vote turnouts.

    & No sex during daylight hours in ramadan. Interesting piece of trivia I didn't know previously !

    Do you know what the punishment for sex during Ramadan is?

    You have to either fast for a further two months or feed 60 poor people.
    Not going to ask what Jesus did to justify his punishment of feeding the 5000. :o
    Well Jesus spent a lot of time with a prostitute.

    He's a man, she's a woman, they both have urges...
  • David_EvershedDavid_Evershed Posts: 6,506
    If they continue polling 10%, will the Lib Dems manage to hold on to their nine seats?
  • david_herdsondavid_herdson Posts: 17,988

    So far Walkers have tweeted out so far Gary Lineker holding up pictures of, inter alia, Rolf Harris, Fred West, Josef Fritzl, and Peter Sutcliffe.

    https://twitter.com/JamesLiamCook/status/867756047175487488

    Nobody from the middlish part of the last century yet then?
  • TheScreamingEaglesTheScreamingEagles Posts: 120,348

    If they continue polling 10%, will the Lib Dems manage to hold on to their nine seats?

    Not the nine seats they hold now.

    But I can see the Lib Dem share of the vote drop and them make a net gain of seats.

    Scotland could give the Lib Dems a great result on June 8th.

    I have asked Shadsy to price up a market on whether the Lib Dems will have more Scottish MPs than English MPs on June 9th.
  • Sunil_PrasannanSunil_Prasannan Posts: 52,384

    RobD said:

    Pulpstar said:

    When do we start to get the tales of the postal vote turnouts.

    & No sex during daylight hours in ramadan. Interesting piece of trivia I didn't know previously !

    Do you know what the punishment for sex during Ramadan is?

    You have to either fast for a further two months or feed 60 poor people.
    Not going to ask what Jesus did to justify his punishment of feeding the 5000. :o
    Well Jesus spent a lot of time with a prostitute.

    He's a man, she's a woman, they both have urges...
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u1xrNaTO1bI
  • RobDRobD Posts: 60,144
    edited May 2017

    RobD said:

    Pulpstar said:

    When do we start to get the tales of the postal vote turnouts.

    & No sex during daylight hours in ramadan. Interesting piece of trivia I didn't know previously !

    Do you know what the punishment for sex during Ramadan is?

    You have to either fast for a further two months or feed 60 poor people.
    Not going to ask what Jesus did to justify his punishment of feeding the 5000. :o
    Well Jesus spent a lot of time with a prostitute.

    He's a man, she's a woman, they both have urges...
    That's a lot of urges. :p
  • Black_RookBlack_Rook Posts: 8,905

    If they continue polling 10%, will the Lib Dems manage to hold on to their nine seats?

    They're polling more like 7-8% in the most recent surveys IIRC - but that's no worse than they did last time, and even if you assume that the polls are exactly right for the yellows they could still do a little better in terms of seats. If they manage to lose no more to the Tories than they gain from them, then knocking over the odd SNP and Labour incumbent ought to see them go into credit.
  • TheScreamingEaglesTheScreamingEagles Posts: 120,348
    RobD said:

    RobD said:

    Pulpstar said:

    When do we start to get the tales of the postal vote turnouts.

    & No sex during daylight hours in ramadan. Interesting piece of trivia I didn't know previously !

    Do you know what the punishment for sex during Ramadan is?

    You have to either fast for a further two months or feed 60 poor people.
    Not going to ask what Jesus did to justify his punishment of feeding the 5000. :o
    Well Jesus spent a lot of time with a prostitute.

    He's a man, she's a woman, they both have urges...
    That's a lot of urges. :p
    Why do you think Jesus was obsessed with the second coming?
  • AnorakAnorak Posts: 6,621

    RAF crew write 'love from Manchester' on bomb destined for Islamic State target

    http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2017/05/25/raf-crew-write-love-manchester-bomb-destined-islamic-state/

    From that article...
    An RAF source said: “The sentiment of the message written on the weapon is understandable and such writing has history in the RAF, so the individual concerned will not be taken to task.”

    Excellent.
  • SimonStClareSimonStClare Posts: 7,976

    I think I've found a future wife for Sunil

    ttps://twitter.com/TheSun/status/867760174655840256

    She seems more pen-pal material – Although I’d recommend DrBlue gets a PO.Box number.
    Managed to fit in Bristol Stapleton Road to Severn Beach on Monday evening :)
    Speed dating...? :lol:
  • ThreeQuidderThreeQuidder Posts: 6,133

    RobD said:

    Pulpstar said:

    When do we start to get the tales of the postal vote turnouts.

    & No sex during daylight hours in ramadan. Interesting piece of trivia I didn't know previously !

    Do you know what the punishment for sex during Ramadan is?

    You have to either fast for a further two months or feed 60 poor people.
    Not going to ask what Jesus did to justify his punishment of feeding the 5000. :o
    Tweeted congratulating a number of paedos and serial killers?
    Well the father of Jesus was a serial killer, in fact he committed genocide.

    Have you ever totted up the number of people God murdered when he got angry in The Old Testament.

    The Devil has nothing on him.
    I'm a dyslexic agnostic insomniac.

    I lie awake at night wondering if there is a dog.
  • TheScreamingEaglesTheScreamingEagles Posts: 120,348
    If I read the UKIP manifesto correctly, they are planning on abolishing Scottish Law.
  • Sunil_PrasannanSunil_Prasannan Posts: 52,384

    I think I've found a future wife for Sunil

    ttps://twitter.com/TheSun/status/867760174655840256

    She seems more pen-pal material – Although I’d recommend DrBlue gets a PO.Box number.
    Managed to fit in Bristol Stapleton Road to Severn Beach on Monday evening :)
    Speed dating...? :lol:
    I was supposed to have a full five minutes at Severn Beach, but we arrived late and only had about two minutes to take pics - missed the station entrance! :)
  • isamisam Posts: 41,118
    edited May 2017
  • rural_voterrural_voter Posts: 2,038
    JonWC said:

    Based on experience of constituency polls last time round, I think the Survation Battersea poll is probably best filed in the bin. Quite apart from anything else, the Stop Brexit indy ain't gonna get 17%.

    On the subject of the spreads, don't forget IGIndex (the world's largest spread-betting company, mainly handling serious bets in the financial markets):

    https://www.ig.com/uk/general-election-2017

    Currently slightly different to the SPIN and SpreadEx prices:

    Con 386-392
    Lab 170-175
    LD 13-15.5
    SNP 43.5-46.5

    Yes, IG are 2/3 seats more bullish than Sporting/Spreadex on the Tories and 2 seats more bearish on Labour .... which can be handy if you're looking to narrow the spreads.
    Speaking of which, IG are operating a five seat spread on Labour, compared with 6 seats from the other 2 firms.
    Until IG entered the GE Seats markets in 2015, both its much smaller competitors were offering TEN SEAT spreads on both the main parties .... talk about taking candy off a baby!
    There are still untradably wide really. Bring back Spreadfair..
    Surely a 2nd. betting exchange is needed. I can't see that Betfair has better odds than normal bookies very often although you may need it if you want to lay a lot of bets.
  • AlastairMeeksAlastairMeeks Posts: 30,340
    Suggesting that Theresa May is a wicked witch is not a good look:

    https://twitter.com/AdamBienkov/status/867773189195255808
  • ParistondaParistonda Posts: 1,843
    As much as it pains me to do it I have to say I agree with Trump. No excuse for NATO members not paying their way. It's a voluntary club, countries should not be a part of it if not willing to pay.

    That said, I'm not sure strategically it works for the US to put this pressure on other leaders - the more others pay the less dominance the US has, and 2% from Luxembourg makes no more difference than 0.3% or whatever they currently spend. But I can understand American anger over it.
  • TheScreamingEaglesTheScreamingEagles Posts: 120,348
    edited May 2017
    Edit - beaten to it by Alastair
  • another_richardanother_richard Posts: 26,924

    RobD said:

    Pulpstar said:

    When do we start to get the tales of the postal vote turnouts.

    & No sex during daylight hours in ramadan. Interesting piece of trivia I didn't know previously !

    Do you know what the punishment for sex during Ramadan is?

    You have to either fast for a further two months or feed 60 poor people.
    Not going to ask what Jesus did to justify his punishment of feeding the 5000. :o
    Tweeted congratulating a number of paedos and serial killers?
    Well the father of Jesus was a serial killer, in fact he committed genocide.

    Have you ever totted up the number of people God murdered when he got angry in The Old Testament.

    The Devil has nothing on him.
    Ever heard the story about the bet Evelyn Waugh had with Randolph Churchill ?
  • ParistondaParistonda Posts: 1,843

    Suggesting that Theresa May is a wicked witch is not a good look:

    https://twitter.com/AdamBienkov/status/867773189195255808

    It has all become clear to me now. Corbyn is simply a Tory party plant designed to destroy Labour. Farron is clearly a Labour plant designed to destroy the Lib Dems.
  • SandpitSandpit Posts: 55,527
    isam said:
    Probably all of them!
  • isamisam Posts: 41,118

    Suggesting that Theresa May is a wicked witch is not a good look:

    https://twitter.com/AdamBienkov/status/867773189195255808

    It's also a dig at her appearance I'd say
  • RobDRobD Posts: 60,144

    Suggesting that Theresa May is a wicked witch is not a good look:

    twitter.com/AdamBienkov/status/867773189195255808

    It has all become clear to me now. Corbyn is simply a Tory party plant designed to destroy Labour. Farron is clearly a Labour plant designed to destroy the Lib Dems.
    Why can't they both be CCHQ plants? :p
  • DisraeliDisraeli Posts: 1,106

    Edit - beaten to it by Alastair

    The LibDem position doesn't make any sense to me on Brexit.
    We have invoked Article 50 - there is no "we changed our minds about leaving" option.

    What they CAN do however is to be the party of rejoining - if not the whole EU then at least some deal to rejoin the single market if it is a hard Brexit.

    I think they have genuine mileage in that appeal, and a solid core of well-wishers (but not this particular leaver, obviously) :smile:
  • SandpitSandpit Posts: 55,527
    Anorak said:

    RAF crew write 'love from Manchester' on bomb destined for Islamic State target

    http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2017/05/25/raf-crew-write-love-manchester-bomb-destined-islamic-state/

    From that article...
    An RAF source said: “The sentiment of the message written on the weapon is understandable and such writing has history in the RAF, so the individual concerned will not be taken to task.”

    Excellent.
    An outbreak of common sense against the relentless march of political correctness. Well done to whichever brass hat made that statement.
  • HYUFDHYUFD Posts: 124,683
    rcs1000 said:

    Sean_F said:

    Anyone mentioned the Survation constituency poll for Battersea ?

    Con 48 Lab 38 Lib Dem 11, fieldwork 9-10 may
    It's on Rentouls twitter
    Yes with named candidates sample size only 503 . Fieldwork before the Labour boost in polls and pre Manchester of course .
    Sounds about right. Not much movement in London except LD gaining somewhat at the expense of the Tories who gobbled their 2015 votes en masse
    Gaining ground at the expense of Tories in what is by some way the most Remain Conservative constituency and is also safe enough to allow scope for a protest vote.

    Carshalton is likely to be different.
    If the Conservatives are losing ground slightly in places like Kensington and Battersea, they'll be gaining extra ground in Labour Leave seats.
    Comparing the Remain vote in the Conservative battleground constituencies in London:

    Hampstead 77%
    Tooting 75%
    Richmond 73%
    Ealing C 71%
    Westminster N 67%
    Twickenham 66%
    Kingston 59%
    Brentford 57%
    Harrow W 57%
    Enfield N 51%
    Croydon C 50%
    Sutton 49%
    Eltham 48%
    Ilford N 48%
    Erith 46%
    Carshalton 44%
    Dagenham 30%

    The majority are more Leave than the London average.
    And while Hampstead is very Remain, the residents are not that keen on Corbyn's brand of socialism.
    I think the Tories will fail to gain any of those seats over 57% Remain (except possibly Ealing C) and they will lose Richmond Park, Kingston and Twickenham to the LDs but the Tories will gain all those 51% Remain or under and every Leave seat in that list except maybe Dagenham and Erith. Harrow West is too close to call but I think Brentford will go blue
  • kle4kle4 Posts: 96,830
    edited May 2017

    If they continue polling 10%, will the Lib Dems manage to hold on to their nine seats?

    Probably not, though they might still gain a few (especially in Scotland) and so emerge with around 9 or so. 5-14 seems the general range, with very outside chances of even worse or even better.
  • BarnesianBarnesian Posts: 8,758

    I think I've found a future wife for Sunil

    ttps://twitter.com/TheSun/status/867760174655840256

    She seems more pen-pal material – Although I’d recommend DrBlue gets a PO.Box number.
    Managed to fit in Bristol Stapleton Road to Severn Beach on Monday evening :)
    Speed dating...? :lol:
    I was supposed to have a full five minutes at Severn Beach, but we arrived late and only had about two minutes to take pics - missed the station entrance! :)
    Two minutes at Severn Beach is enough.
  • RobDRobD Posts: 60,144
    isam said:

    Suggesting that Theresa May is a wicked witch is not a good look:

    https://twitter.com/AdamBienkov/status/867773189195255808

    It's also a dig at her appearance I'd say
    Comparing female Tory PMs to witches is a staple of the left.
  • TheScreamingEaglesTheScreamingEagles Posts: 120,348
    Just don't a VI poll for Populus with quite a few supplementaries.
  • another_richardanother_richard Posts: 26,924

    Suggesting that Theresa May is a wicked witch is not a good look:

    https://twitter.com/AdamBienkov/status/867773189195255808

    I wonder how much better things would be for the LibDems if they had Norman Lamb as their leader.
  • PulpstarPulpstar Posts: 78,635

    Just don't a VI poll for Populus with quite a few supplementaries.

    Did it include a "What are your thoughts on Nick Timothy" section ?
  • TheScreamingEaglesTheScreamingEagles Posts: 120,348

    RobD said:

    Pulpstar said:

    When do we start to get the tales of the postal vote turnouts.

    & No sex during daylight hours in ramadan. Interesting piece of trivia I didn't know previously !

    Do you know what the punishment for sex during Ramadan is?

    You have to either fast for a further two months or feed 60 poor people.
    Not going to ask what Jesus did to justify his punishment of feeding the 5000. :o
    Tweeted congratulating a number of paedos and serial killers?
    Well the father of Jesus was a serial killer, in fact he committed genocide.

    Have you ever totted up the number of people God murdered when he got angry in The Old Testament.

    The Devil has nothing on him.
    Ever heard the story about the bet Evelyn Waugh had with Randolph Churchill ?
    Not that I can recall, please do tell.
  • TOPPINGTOPPING Posts: 43,111
    edited May 2017
    Disraeli said:

    Edit - beaten to it by Alastair

    The LibDem position doesn't make any sense to me on Brexit.
    We have invoked Article 50 - there is no "we changed our minds about leaving" option.

    What they CAN do however is to be the party of rejoining - if not the whole EU then at least some deal to rejoin the single market if it is a hard Brexit.

    I think they have genuine mileage in that appeal, and a solid core of well-wishers (but not this particular leaver, obviously) :smile:
    Of course they can campaign for anything they want but yes, your point is well made; we're out so the sensible option is to campaign to get back in. Nigel did it and won; no reason why they can't. In the long run that is...
  • Tony_MTony_M Posts: 70
    Disraeli said:

    I think I've found a future wife for Sunil

    https://twitter.com/TheSun/status/867760174655840256

    We have a station in the UK that might be suitable for her....Barking.
    More like Hornchurch, Mr Disraeli, 6 stops past Barking!

  • Morris_DancerMorris_Dancer Posts: 62,075
    Mr. Anorak, not just the RAF. Soldiers engraved messages on siege ammunition and even sling bullets. It's an ancient practice.
  • another_richardanother_richard Posts: 26,924

    RobD said:

    Pulpstar said:

    When do we start to get the tales of the postal vote turnouts.

    & No sex during daylight hours in ramadan. Interesting piece of trivia I didn't know previously !

    Do you know what the punishment for sex during Ramadan is?

    You have to either fast for a further two months or feed 60 poor people.
    Not going to ask what Jesus did to justify his punishment of feeding the 5000. :o
    Tweeted congratulating a number of paedos and serial killers?
    Well the father of Jesus was a serial killer, in fact he committed genocide.

    Have you ever totted up the number of people God murdered when he got angry in The Old Testament.

    The Devil has nothing on him.
    Ever heard the story about the bet Evelyn Waugh had with Randolph Churchill ?
    Not that I can recall, please do tell.
    During the war while in the middle east Waugh bet Randolph that he couldn't read the whole Old Testament without speaking - he did this to shut Randolph up.

    Randolph got part way through and then declared "I never knew that God was such a shit".
  • HYUFDHYUFD Posts: 124,683
    He also said the UK was the closest US ally when condemning the leaks and demanded NATO nations pay more, the UK is one of the few nations to meet the target
  • Carolus_RexCarolus_Rex Posts: 1,414
    edited May 2017
    Deleted
  • Black_RookBlack_Rook Posts: 8,905

    Suggesting that Theresa May is a wicked witch is not a good look:

    https://twitter.com/AdamBienkov/status/867773189195255808

    I wonder how much better things would be for the LibDems if they had Norman Lamb as their leader.
    Potentially a great deal better. An early promise to have nothing to do with Corbyn, plus an immediate acceptance of Brexit in principle (and advocacy of the EEA in practice) could've done them quite a lot of good in Southern England. But, of course, we shall never know.
  • isamisam Posts: 41,118
  • David_EvershedDavid_Evershed Posts: 6,506

    Suggesting that Theresa May is a wicked witch is not a good look:

    https://twitter.com/AdamBienkov/status/867773189195255808

    I wonder how much better things would be for the LibDems if they had Norman Lamb as their leader.

    Twice as good.

    Norman Lamb is not a fanatical EU lover and would not pursue the suicidal undemocratic policy of ignoring the result of the referendum..
  • RestharrowRestharrow Posts: 233

    RobD said:

    Pulpstar said:

    When do we start to get the tales of the postal vote turnouts.

    & No sex during daylight hours in ramadan. Interesting piece of trivia I didn't know previously !

    Do you know what the punishment for sex during Ramadan is?

    You have to either fast for a further two months or feed 60 poor people.
    Not going to ask what Jesus did to justify his punishment of feeding the 5000. :o
    Tweeted congratulating a number of paedos and serial killers?
    Well the father of Jesus was a serial killer, in fact he committed genocide.

    Have you ever totted up the number of people God murdered when he got angry in The Old Testament.

    The Devil has nothing on him.
    Ever heard the story about the bet Evelyn Waugh had with Randolph Churchill ?
    Not that I can recall, please do tell.
    During the war while in the middle east Waugh bet Randolph that he couldn't read the whole Old Testament without speaking - he did this to shut Randolph up.

    Randolph got part way through and then declared "I never knew that God was such a shit".
    Actually they were in the Balkans, fighting for Tito, who Waugh was convinced was a woman.
  • AnorakAnorak Posts: 6,621

    Mr. Anorak, not just the RAF. Soldiers engraved messages on siege ammunition and even sling bullets. It's an ancient practice.

    Interesting. I still liked the RAF's utterly unapologetic response. A rare and precious thing in these hypersensitive times.
  • DisraeliDisraeli Posts: 1,106
    Tony_M said:

    Disraeli said:

    I think I've found a future wife for Sunil

    https://twitter.com/TheSun/status/867760174655840256

    We have a station in the UK that might be suitable for her....Barking.
    More like Hornchurch, Mr Disraeli, 6 stops past Barking!

    :smiley:
  • Carolus_RexCarolus_Rex Posts: 1,414

    Mr. Anorak, not just the RAF. Soldiers engraved messages on siege ammunition and even sling bullets. It's an ancient practice.

    In one of Patrick O'Brien's books Jack Aubrey orders his men to write "Post Paid" on every ball.

    Because stopping the King's mails was a capital offence and, as Stephen Maturin explains, the man who stops a cannonball is unlikely to survive.
  • RobD said:

    isam said:

    Suggesting that Theresa May is a wicked witch is not a good look:

    https://twitter.com/AdamBienkov/status/867773189195255808

    It's also a dig at her appearance I'd say
    Comparing female Tory PMs to witches is a staple of the left.
    Indeed, although recalling when the Tories did the same
    http://static.guim.co.uk/sys-images/Media/Pix/pictures/2010/3/25/1269510893554/Conservative-demon-eyes-c-001.jpg
    - there can surely be almost nobody who would now seriously dispute the characterisation?
  • Black_RookBlack_Rook Posts: 8,905
    RobD said:

    isam said:

    Suggesting that Theresa May is a wicked witch is not a good look:

    https://twitter.com/AdamBienkov/status/867773189195255808

    It's also a dig at her appearance I'd say
    Comparing female Tory PMs to witches is a staple of the left.
    Not forgetting the death celebration street parties. Such lovely people.
  • JackWJackW Posts: 14,787
    RobD said:

    isam said:

    Suggesting that Theresa May is a wicked witch is not a good look:

    https://twitter.com/AdamBienkov/status/867773189195255808

    It's also a dig at her appearance I'd say
    Comparing female Tory PMs to witches is a staple of the left.
    Comparing the spouse of New Labour PM's to a witch is a staple of the right.

    :smiley:
  • blueblueblueblue Posts: 875
    Anorak said:

    Mr. Anorak, not just the RAF. Soldiers engraved messages on siege ammunition and even sling bullets. It's an ancient practice.

    Interesting. I still liked the RAF's utterly unapologetic response. A rare and precious thing in these hypersensitive times.
    An excellent (and rude!) example from a Roman sling bullet: http://blogs.ashmolean.org/latininscriptions/category/latin-inscriptions/
  • Morris_DancerMorris_Dancer Posts: 62,075
    Mr. Rex, ha, that's rather good.

    Mr. Anorak, I agree absolutely.
  • TheScreamingEaglesTheScreamingEagles Posts: 120,348

    RobD said:

    Pulpstar said:

    When do we start to get the tales of the postal vote turnouts.

    & No sex during daylight hours in ramadan. Interesting piece of trivia I didn't know previously !

    Do you know what the punishment for sex during Ramadan is?

    You have to either fast for a further two months or feed 60 poor people.
    Not going to ask what Jesus did to justify his punishment of feeding the 5000. :o
    Tweeted congratulating a number of paedos and serial killers?
    Well the father of Jesus was a serial killer, in fact he committed genocide.

    Have you ever totted up the number of people God murdered when he got angry in The Old Testament.

    The Devil has nothing on him.
    Ever heard the story about the bet Evelyn Waugh had with Randolph Churchill ?
    Not that I can recall, please do tell.
    During the war while in the middle east Waugh bet Randolph that he couldn't read the whole Old Testament without speaking - he did this to shut Randolph up.

    Randolph got part way through and then declared "I never knew that God was such a shit".
    Cheers
  • DisraeliDisraeli Posts: 1,106
    BBC Breaking news

    Greek ex-PM Lucas Papademos injured in Athens car blast
    http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-40052213
  • DecrepitJohnLDecrepitJohnL Posts: 13,300
    HYUFD said:

    He also said the UK was the closest US ally when condemning the leaks and demanded NATO nations pay more, the UK is one of the few nations to meet the target
    Partly due to creative accounting by George Osborne, isn't it? Admittedly of the same form the Americans use of including things like pensions.
  • RobDRobD Posts: 60,144
  • MTimTMTimT Posts: 7,034
    RobD said:

    isam said:

    Suggesting that Theresa May is a wicked witch is not a good look:

    https://twitter.com/AdamBienkov/status/867773189195255808

    It's also a dig at her appearance I'd say
    Comparing female Tory PMs to witches is a staple of the left.
    And the US left. Oh! She was a witch ... ;)

    [Actually, O'Donnell denied being a witch, admitting only to have dabbled briefly with witchcraft during her teens, but that is less interesting than the persisting image of her.]
  • foxinsoxukfoxinsoxuk Posts: 23,548
    isam said:
    Pretty much all big units. Leicestsr is one.

    Dust off the major incident plan.
  • PulpstarPulpstar Posts: 78,635
    Apparently those leaflets are about in Islington. Now I know the Tories are on course for gains, but surely leaflets should be about attacking Corbyn/Thornberry there.

    There's a real whiff of misogny about them too I'm afraid.
  • DecrepitJohnLDecrepitJohnL Posts: 13,300
    Anorak said:

    Mr. Anorak, not just the RAF. Soldiers engraved messages on siege ammunition and even sling bullets. It's an ancient practice.

    Interesting. I still liked the RAF's utterly unapologetic response. A rare and precious thing in these hypersensitive times.
    Indeed but let's hope no radicalised loser with access to a kitchen knife goes out tonight to avenge that bomb.
  • HYUFDHYUFD Posts: 124,683

    Suggesting that Theresa May is a wicked witch is not a good look:

    https://twitter.com/AdamBienkov/status/867773189195255808

    I wonder how much better things would be for the LibDems if they had Norman Lamb as their leader.
    Potentially a great deal better. An early promise to have nothing to do with Corbyn, plus an immediate acceptance of Brexit in principle (and advocacy of the EEA in practice) could've done them quite a lot of good in Southern England. But, of course, we shall never know.
    They may still gain seats in southern England in Remainer through Labour tactical voting but I doubt Lamb would have done much better than Farron nationally and I think the Tories may gain his North Norfolk seat
  • HYUFDHYUFD Posts: 124,683

    HYUFD said:

    He also said the UK was the closest US ally when condemning the leaks and demanded NATO nations pay more, the UK is one of the few nations to meet the target
    Partly due to creative accounting by George Osborne, isn't it? Admittedly of the same form the Americans use of including things like pensions.
    Perhaps but the UK, the US, Greece, Poland and Estonia are listed as the only NATO nations who meet the 2% target
  • dixiedeandixiedean Posts: 29,528
    MTimT said:

    RobD said:

    isam said:

    Suggesting that Theresa May is a wicked witch is not a good look:

    https://twitter.com/AdamBienkov/status/867773189195255808

    It's also a dig at her appearance I'd say
    Comparing female Tory PMs to witches is a staple of the left.
    And the US left. Oh! She was a witch ... ;)

    [Actually, O'Donnell denied being a witch, admitting only to have dabbled briefly with witchcraft during her teens, but that is less interesting than the persisting image of her.]
    Whereas Hilary was treated with the most gallant respect?
  • MTimTMTimT Posts: 7,034

    I get a message that the twitter page does not exist. What was it?
  • Richard_TyndallRichard_Tyndall Posts: 32,726
    Completed a Yougov VI poll this afternoon.
  • TGOHFTGOHF Posts: 21,633
    Steve Bell is about as funny as AIDs.

  • DecrepitJohnLDecrepitJohnL Posts: 13,300
    RobD said:

    isam said:

    Suggesting that Theresa May is a wicked witch is not a good look:

    https://twitter.com/AdamBienkov/status/867773189195255808

    It's also a dig at her appearance I'd say
    Comparing female Tory PMs to witches is a staple of the left.
    Wasn't it the queen who gave the apple to Snow White or am I misremembering? But in any case, it's a LibDem leaflet and they are surely more right than left as the coalition indicates.
  • TheScreamingEaglesTheScreamingEagles Posts: 120,348

    Completed a Yougov VI poll this afternoon.

    Me too, and one for Populus too.
  • David_EvershedDavid_Evershed Posts: 6,506
    HYUFD said:

    Suggesting that Theresa May is a wicked witch is not a good look:

    https://twitter.com/AdamBienkov/status/867773189195255808

    I wonder how much better things would be for the LibDems if they had Norman Lamb as their leader.
    Potentially a great deal better. An early promise to have nothing to do with Corbyn, plus an immediate acceptance of Brexit in principle (and advocacy of the EEA in practice) could've done them quite a lot of good in Southern England. But, of course, we shall never know.
    They may still gain seats in southern England in Remainer through Labour tactical voting but I doubt Lamb would have done much better than Farron nationally and I think the Tories may gain his North Norfolk seat
    Lamb may lose his N Norfolk seat because of Farron's policy to reverse the referendum vote.
    N Norfolk is pro Brexit.
  • TheScreamingEaglesTheScreamingEagles Posts: 120,348
    TGOHF said:

    Steve Bell is about as funny as AIDs.

    To this day, I'm not sure of Matt's political affiliations.

    That's the sign of a good cartoonist.
  • Morris_DancerMorris_Dancer Posts: 62,075
    F1: ha, annoyed I didn't back Vettel at 2.87 for pole (now Hamilton's odds). But also perplexed.

    Winner market. Vettel is 1.9. Raikkonen is 19.

    ......

    That's a bloody gulf. And he's 27 on Betfair!

    He's half a second behind Vettel in both practice sessions. But he could still qualify 2nd. One bad pit stop, VSC etc could easily see him in the lead.
  • rcs1000rcs1000 Posts: 57,894

    HYUFD said:

    He also said the UK was the closest US ally when condemning the leaks and demanded NATO nations pay more, the UK is one of the few nations to meet the target
    Partly due to creative accounting by George Osborne, isn't it? Admittedly of the same form the Americans use of including things like pensions.
    Veterans healthcare (and other veterans costs) are included in US defence spending, of course. Without that, the gap between the US and the rest, would be somewhat smaller.
  • DecrepitJohnLDecrepitJohnL Posts: 13,300
    Scott_P said:
    If you are worried, Shadsy is selling very cheap insurance against Ukip being in a position to implement that pledge.
  • TGOHFTGOHF Posts: 21,633

    TGOHF said:

    Steve Bell is about as funny as AIDs.

    To this day, I'm not sure of Matt's political affiliations.

    That's the sign of a good cartoonist.
    Comparing Matt with Bell is like comparing Spielberg with Loach.

  • MattWMattW Posts: 24,347
    Pong said:

    So far Walkers have tweeted out so far Gary Lineker holding up pictures of, inter alia, Rolf Harris, Fred West, Josef Fritzl, and Peter Sutcliffe.

    https://twitter.com/JamesLiamCook/status/867756047175487488

    lol!

    Poor Gary. He sold his soul to walkers.
    Someone should do one with one of those twenty-something child refugees he was maundering on about :-).
  • Tim Farron up against his opponents in W&L tonight - live blogging on the Westmoland Gazette website. Sadly Mr Fishfinger is a no show.
  • RobDRobD Posts: 60,144

    Completed a Yougov VI poll this afternoon.

    This forum is way oversampled!
  • The_ApocalypseThe_Apocalypse Posts: 7,830
    I'm cackling that the Stop Brexit candidate is polling 9% more than the LDs :lol:
  • MTimTMTimT Posts: 7,034

    I think I've found a future wife for Sunil

    twitter.com/TheSun/status/867760174655840256

    Bigamy!
    You say bigamy, I say serial monogamy.
    If she took two husbands, is that not biandry, not bigamy?
  • IanB2IanB2 Posts: 50,289
    The link posted earlier about how they do the exit poll (http://www2.warwick.ac.uk/fac/sci/statistics/staff/academic-research/firth/exit-poll-explainer/)

    is interesting in that it says they ignore postal votes (for obvious reasons).

    It's true that the days when the postal vote was mostly Tory-leaning pensioners have long gone. In many wards the postal vote isn't significantly different in mix from the polling station voters.

    Nevertheless the data they present on exit polls indicates that its exceedingly good record up to 2005 has deteriorated (with an emerging underestimate of the Conservative vote) at the same time as the number of postal votes has significantly increased. This is probably a reason to assume that this year the exit poll might understate the Conservative performance by a percent or so.
  • woody662woody662 Posts: 255
    Shame it's illegal to report sampling of postal votes. Soooo interesting.
  • Morris_DancerMorris_Dancer Posts: 62,075
    Ms. Apocalypse, which constituency is that?

    Mr. Cumbria, boo! I bet the Fish Finger would've been brill.
  • MTimTMTimT Posts: 7,034
    Actually, it is pretty funny. Just goes to show that you can't predict what will happen once you involve the public.
  • IanB2IanB2 Posts: 50,289

    I'm cackling that the Stop Brexit candidate is polling 9% more than the LDs :lol:

    I'd venture the suggestion that, confronted on your PC or mobile device's screen with three names that most voters won't have heard of plus the familiar party names, and a fourth that clearly contains a message/policy, does magnify significantly the proportion of people who would click the "anti Brexit" candidate in an area like Battersea. The take away from this is that, in this atypical Inner London seat at least, concern about Brexit is still a very salient issue.

    I don't believe the percentage of people clicking against this candidate in an online poll will translate into the same number of real votes when people come to fill in their ballot papers.
  • TheScreamingEaglesTheScreamingEagles Posts: 120,348
    What some police officers have been dealing with in Greater Manchester today

    https://twitter.com/GMPMiddleton/status/867771197232164864
  • RobDRobD Posts: 60,144
    IanB2 said:

    I'm cackling that the Stop Brexit candidate is polling 9% more than the LDs :lol:

    I'd venture the suggestion that, confronted on your PC or mobile device's screen with three names that most voters won't have heard of plus the familiar party names, and a fourth that clearly contains a message/policy, does magnify significantly the proportion of people who would click the "anti Brexit" candidate in an area like Battersea. The take away from this is that, in this atypical Inner London seat at least, concern about Brexit is still a very salient issue.

    I don't believe the percentage of people clicking against this candidate in an online poll will translate into the same number of real votes when people come to fill in their ballot papers.
    It's amazing that the Lib Dems aren't the de facto anti Brexit party.
  • MTimTMTimT Posts: 7,034
    dixiedean said:

    MTimT said:

    RobD said:

    isam said:

    Suggesting that Theresa May is a wicked witch is not a good look:

    https://twitter.com/AdamBienkov/status/867773189195255808

    It's also a dig at her appearance I'd say
    Comparing female Tory PMs to witches is a staple of the left.
    And the US left. Oh! She was a witch ... ;)

    [Actually, O'Donnell denied being a witch, admitting only to have dabbled briefly with witchcraft during her teens, but that is less interesting than the persisting image of her.]
    Whereas Hilary was treated with the most gallant respect?
    No. But she is something of an exception within the US.

    The US left go after GOP women, particularly very conservative GOP women, with a ferocity not matched the other way around and not accorded to GOP men of similar views. Even Nancy Pelosi does not get that sort of hate.
  • IanB2IanB2 Posts: 50,289
    RobD said:

    IanB2 said:

    I'm cackling that the Stop Brexit candidate is polling 9% more than the LDs :lol:

    I'd venture the suggestion that, confronted on your PC or mobile device's screen with three names that most voters won't have heard of plus the familiar party names, and a fourth that clearly contains a message/policy, does magnify significantly the proportion of people who would click the "anti Brexit" candidate in an area like Battersea. The take away from this is that, in this atypical Inner London seat at least, concern about Brexit is still a very salient issue.

    I don't believe the percentage of people clicking against this candidate in an online poll will translate into the same number of real votes when people come to fill in their ballot papers.
    It's amazing that the Lib Dems aren't the de facto anti Brexit party.
    I would be confident that they'll get more real votes in Battersea than the anti Brexit candidate.
  • IanB2IanB2 Posts: 50,289

    What some police officers have been dealing with in Greater Manchester today

    https://twitter.com/GMPMiddleton/status/867771197232164864

    Sounds like one of Heston's recipes gone wrong? Posting it through your neighbour's letterbox when the recipe goes wrong is, however, proper naughty.
  • RobDRobD Posts: 60,144
    woody662 said:

    Shame it's illegal to report sampling of postal votes. Soooo interesting.

    I think all ballots should be counted simultaneously. No peeking. :p
  • IanB2IanB2 Posts: 50,289
    woody662 said:

    Shame it's illegal to report sampling of postal votes. Soooo interesting.

    In practice it is pretty much impossible to do, anyhow, since the papers are verified face down.
  • RoyalBlueRoyalBlue Posts: 3,223
    woody662 said:

    Shame it's illegal to report sampling of postal votes. Soooo interesting.

    Nobody likes a tease.
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