Breaking news: a Russian sub has been sunk in an underwater Black Sea naval battle. Reports are that it had intercepted The Titan's sister sub, The Olymp. Officials at a Ukrainian monitoring station say "the crafts collided and the Russian sub just crumpled".
Rumours that Lukashenka and his family are on a plane to Moscow. He is the nominal head of the "Union State of Russia and Belarus". I think we are in a new phase of Russian politics.
Breaking news: a Russian sub has been sunk in an underwater Black Sea naval battle. Reports are that it had intercepted The Titan's sister sub, The Olymp. Officials at a Ukrainian monitoring station say "the crafts collided and the Russian sub just crumpled".
Hard to tell now, is that a joke or real?
The Titan is that Plasticine & Pritt-Stik toy that sank a few days ago
I'm proud of the name I made up, The Olymp. The Olympic was Titanic's sister ship, see.
Breaking news: a Russian sub has been sunk in an underwater Black Sea naval battle. Reports are that it had intercepted The Titan's sister sub, The Olymp. Officials at a Ukrainian monitoring station say "the crafts collided and the Russian sub just crumpled".
If that's a gag, do please STFU. Not the time. Not funny - also distracting
Breaking news: a Russian sub has been sunk in an underwater Black Sea naval battle. Reports are that it had intercepted The Titan's sister sub, The Olymp. Officials at a Ukrainian monitoring station say "the crafts collided and the Russian sub just crumpled".
If that's a gag, do please STFU. Not the time. Not funny - also distracting
If it's news, do carry on
The Titan, people. It's literally been in the news for days. It's obviously a joke and very silly too.
Breaking news: a Russian sub has been sunk in an underwater Black Sea naval battle. Reports are that it had intercepted The Titan's sister sub, The Olymp. Officials at a Ukrainian monitoring station say "the crafts collided and the Russian sub just crumpled".
Hard to tell now, is that a joke or real?
The Titan is that Plasticine & Pritt-Stik toy that sank a few days ago
I'm proud of the name I made up, The Olymp. The Olympic was Titanic's sister ship, see.
Just a tip for future: I have no channel at all for breaking news. I'm not on Twitter and you can't even read Twitter properly these days without a login. If I post "breaking news" it's definitely a shit joke that I (alone) think is funny. Stand down, stand down.
Breaking news: a Russian sub has been sunk in an underwater Black Sea naval battle. Reports are that it had intercepted The Titan's sister sub, The Olymp. Officials at a Ukrainian monitoring station say "the crafts collided and the Russian sub just crumpled".
Hard to tell now, is that a joke or real?
The Titan is that Plasticine & Pritt-Stik toy that sank a few days ago
I'm proud of the name I made up, The Olymp. The Olympic was Titanic's sister ship, see.
Breaking news: a Russian sub has been sunk in an underwater Black Sea naval battle. Reports are that it had intercepted The Titan's sister sub, The Olymp. Officials at a Ukrainian monitoring station say "the crafts collided and the Russian sub just crumpled".
If that's a gag, do please STFU. Not the time. Not funny - also distracting
If it's news, do carry on
The Titan, people. It's literally been in the news for days. It's obviously a joke and very silly too.
Yeah I got the reference which is why I thought it was a joke, but everything coming out of Russia is so crazy at the moment jokes seem credible.
Breaking news: a Russian sub has been sunk in an underwater Black Sea naval battle. Reports are that it had intercepted The Titan's sister sub, The Olymp. Officials at a Ukrainian monitoring station say "the crafts collided and the Russian sub just crumpled".
Hard to tell now, is that a joke or real?
The Titan is that Plasticine & Pritt-Stik toy that sank a few days ago
I'm proud of the name I made up, The Olymp. The Olympic was Titanic's sister ship, see.
Conspiracy theorists say it is the Olympic and not the Titanic at the bottom of the Atlantic. If true, that would make Titan the poorest choice of maritime name since BoatyMcBoatface.
Breaking news: a Russian sub has been sunk in an underwater Black Sea naval battle. Reports are that it had intercepted The Titan's sister sub, The Olymp. Officials at a Ukrainian monitoring station say "the crafts collided and the Russian sub just crumpled".
If that's a gag, do please STFU. Not the time. Not funny - also distracting
If it's news, do carry on
The Titan, people. It's literally been in the news for days. It's obviously a joke and very silly too.
Tanks on the streets in Moscow and St Petersburg, also Rostov on Don
An attempted coup is clearly underway, Hard to believe that Prigrozhin can win, but equally, the damage he can do can still be fatal to the regime in a fairly short order.
“Russian channel DONTSTOPWAR reports that a 50km long Wagner-column has crossed the Novoshakhtinskaya border checkpoint into Russia reportedly heading for Novocherkassk (towards Rostov-on-Don).
The column itself has not yet been visually confirmed.”
Tanks on the streets in Moscow and St Petersburg, also Rostov on Don
An attempted coup is clearly underway, Hard to believe that Prigrozhin can win, but equally, the damage he can do can still be fatal to the regime in a fairly short order.
Even if he doesn't win, the scorpions fighting each other is hardly because the "SMO" is a success.
One telegram report has them on the road towards Rostov-on-Don, but no photos. The sun rises there at 04:25 there, less than four hours time. I'll expect there will be some firmer news with our breakfast tomorrow.
“Russian channel DONTSTOPWAR reports that a 50km long Wagner-column has crossed the Novoshakhtinskaya border checkpoint into Russia reportedly heading for Novocherkassk (towards Rostov-on-Don).
The column itself has not yet been visually confirmed.”
“Russian channel DONTSTOPWAR reports that a 50km long Wagner-column has crossed the Novoshakhtinskaya border checkpoint into Russia reportedly heading for Novocherkassk (towards Rostov-on-Don).
The column itself has not yet been visually confirmed.”
Breaking news: a Russian sub has been sunk in an underwater Black Sea naval battle. Reports are that it had intercepted The Titan's sister sub, The Olymp. Officials at a Ukrainian monitoring station say "the crafts collided and the Russian sub just crumpled".
If that's a gag, do please STFU. Not the time. Not funny - also distracting
If it's news, do carry on
The Titan, people. It's literally been in the news for days. It's obviously a joke and very silly too.
= shut up, or make it very funny
The idea of a Russian sub colliding with a tampon applicator and crumpling is, in my humble view, fucking hilarious.
Tanks on the streets in Moscow and St Petersburg, also Rostov on Don
An attempted coup is clearly underway, Hard to believe that Prigrozhin can win, but equally, the damage he can do can still be fatal to the regime in a fairly short order.
Even if he doesn't win, the scorpions fighting each other is hardly because the "SMO" is a success.
Well quite, but that has been true since the retreat from Kyiv.
“Russian channel DONTSTOPWAR reports that a 50km long Wagner-column has crossed the Novoshakhtinskaya border checkpoint into Russia reportedly heading for Novocherkassk (towards Rostov-on-Don).
The column itself has not yet been visually confirmed.”
Rumours that Lukashenka and his family are on a plane to Moscow. He is the nominal head of the "Union State of Russia and Belarus". I think we are in a new phase of Russian politics.
Tanks on the streets in Moscow and St Petersburg, also Rostov on Don
An attempted coup is clearly underway, Hard to believe that Prigrozhin can win, but equally, the damage he can do can still be fatal to the regime in a fairly short order.
Even if he doesn't win, the scorpions fighting each other is hardly because the "SMO" is a success.
Well quite, but that has been true since the retreat from Kyiv.
I believe their official line is that that was all just a feint or a goodwill gesture. Right.
“Russian channel DONTSTOPWAR reports that a 50km long Wagner-column has crossed the Novoshakhtinskaya border checkpoint into Russia reportedly heading for Novocherkassk (towards Rostov-on-Don).
The column itself has not yet been visually confirmed.”
Christo Grozev @christogrozev · 27m Replying to @christogrozev Arresting Prigozhin is no trivial job. He has an almost unparalleled Pretorian guard and his security chiefs were poached from the best FSO and FSB had on offer. And they've been preparing for this moment for months. Tomorrow will be an interesting day. One way or the other.
Tanks on the streets in Moscow and St Petersburg, also Rostov on Don
An attempted coup is clearly underway, Hard to believe that Prigrozhin can win, but equally, the damage he can do can still be fatal to the regime in a fairly short order.
Even if he doesn't win, the scorpions fighting each other is hardly because the "SMO" is a success.
Well quite, but that has been true since the retreat from Kyiv.
I believe their official line is that that was all just a feint or a goodwill gesture. Right.
A declaration of "Mission Accomplished" and a "goodwill gesture" out of Crimea seems more likely than not by the end of this year now, I think.
“Russian channel DONTSTOPWAR reports that a 50km long Wagner-column has crossed the Novoshakhtinskaya border checkpoint into Russia reportedly heading for Novocherkassk (towards Rostov-on-Don).
The column itself has not yet been visually confirmed.”
If you don't control the airspace above you and you're out in the open, you spread out
Perhaps Prigozhin's statement about the regular forces bombing Wagner positions was false and intended to lower the likelihood of such an attack in the near future.
Will Prigozhin keep funding the troll armies? What will PB become if shorn of vaccine sceptics who wish Ukraine would do itself a favor and just give in?
Rumours that Lukashenka and his family are on a plane to Moscow. He is the nominal head of the "Union State of Russia and Belarus". I think we are in a new phase of Russian politics.
What???????????????????
Ukraine Front Lines @EuromaidanPR · 20m The business jet of the Belarusian President Lukashenka family took off from Minsk at 00:01 a.m., - Belarusian opposition media reports.
Will Prigozhin keep funding the troll armies? What will PB become if shorn of vaccine sceptics who wish Ukraine would do itself a favor and just give in?
And now we go over to our Moscow correspondent, Westie, do you think the above is likely?
Kasparov point out the need for caution, whatever happens.
Whoever keeps control, Putin or anyone else, will be faced with threats & instability. It is vital for the free world not to offer any lifelines to murderers. We do not expect democracy and liberty to suddenly flourish, but there can be no deals with Russian war criminals.
He is at least more nervous of waving the nuclear willy around, despite also being a brutal thug. He's also been slightly more pragmatic than Putin on all aspects of this conflict, signalling himself as more sceptical, to various interest groups, from the beginning.
Even if the "coup" fails, there has got to be a great opportunity for Ukraine to counterattack here, if drags a lot of Russian troops away from the frontline
Will Prigozhin keep funding the troll armies? What will PB become if shorn of vaccine sceptics who wish Ukraine would do itself a favor and just give in?
Can we offer to sponsor one? Sort of like a guide dog?
This is madness. True madness. Putin being brought down by his mercenaries fucking lol.
I can't imagine the poor bastards at the bottom of the Russian army have been much enamoured by their generals. If I was Prigozhin I'd be laying it all on the general staff too. Maybe the meat will turn out for a bit of revenge.
He is at least more nervous of waving the nuclear willy around, despite also being a brutal thug. He's also been slightly more pragmatic than Putin on all aspects of this conflict, from the begininng.
He's more vulnerable at home, it's one reason I assume he has to cozy up to Putin as much as he does.
Will Prigozhin keep funding the troll armies? What will PB become if shorn of vaccine sceptics who wish Ukraine would do itself a favor and just give in?
I think it will take a while before old habits die. So still plenty of fun ahead. Anyway its 1.10 here, 2.10 in Moscow and the sun will rise soon, so I should really get to bed.
The big questions are what the effect will be on Russian war-fighting and diplomacy, and on Putin.
They lose their main agent of influence in Africa, Wagner group. Unless they can kick Prigozhin out quickly and maintain Wagner structures intact that’s a big blow to control of mineral resources. Potentially an impact in Syria too.
Even if the "coup" fails, there has got to be a great opportunity for Ukraine to counterattack here, if drags a lot of Russian troops away from the frontline
They kill Prigozhin and Putin declares this to be a sign from the heavens that the Ukrainians have repented their Nazi ways and the troops can come home.
Will Prigozhin keep funding the troll armies? What will PB become if shorn of vaccine sceptics who wish Ukraine would do itself a favor and just give in?
I think it will take a while before old habits die. So still plenty of fun ahead. Anyway its 1.10 here, 2.10 in Moscow and the sun will rise soon, so I should really get to bet.
Well you're on the right site then, we sometimes forget it but there's a bit of betting interest here.
He is at least more nervous of waving the nuclear willy around, despite also being a brutal thug. He's also been slightly more pragmatic than Putin on all aspects of this conflict, signalling himself as more sceptical, to various interest groups, from the beginning.
Breaking news: a Russian sub has been sunk in an underwater Black Sea naval battle. Reports are that it had intercepted The Titan's sister sub, The Olymp. Officials at a Ukrainian monitoring station say "the crafts collided and the Russian sub just crumpled".
Hard to tell now, is that a joke or real?
The Titan is that Plasticine & Pritt-Stik toy that sank a few days ago
I'm proud of the name I made up, The Olymp. The Olympic was Titanic's sister ship, see.
I thought it was the Britannic. I don't know where I picked that up from.
Will Prigozhin keep funding the troll armies? What will PB become if shorn of vaccine sceptics who wish Ukraine would do itself a favor and just give in?
I think it will take a while before old habits die. So still plenty of fun ahead. Anyway its 1.10 here, 2.10 in Moscow and the sun will rise soon, so I should really get to bet.
Well you're on the right site then, we sometimes forget it but there's a bit of betting interest here.
Indeed, an autocorrect that is pretty appropriate.
He is at least more nervous of waving the nuclear willy around, despite also being a brutal thug. He's also been slightly more pragmatic than Putin on all aspects of this conflict, signalling himself as more sceptical, to various interest groups, from the beginning.
WTF are you smoking?
Lukashenko quite possibly stopped Putin from using nuclear weapons last year.
He's a thug, but of a different stripe from Putin, less prone to historical dreaming about Imperial Russia , and more atuned to brute-power calculations in the present day.
Breaking news: a Russian sub has been sunk in an underwater Black Sea naval battle. Reports are that it had intercepted The Titan's sister sub, The Olymp. Officials at a Ukrainian monitoring station say "the crafts collided and the Russian sub just crumpled".
Hard to tell now, is that a joke or real?
The Titan is that Plasticine & Pritt-Stik toy that sank a few days ago
I'm proud of the name I made up, The Olymp. The Olympic was Titanic's sister ship, see.
I thought it was the Britannic. I don't know where I picked that up from.
Breaking news: a Russian sub has been sunk in an underwater Black Sea naval battle. Reports are that it had intercepted The Titan's sister sub, The Olymp. Officials at a Ukrainian monitoring station say "the crafts collided and the Russian sub just crumpled".
Hard to tell now, is that a joke or real?
The Titan is that Plasticine & Pritt-Stik toy that sank a few days ago
I'm proud of the name I made up, The Olymp. The Olympic was Titanic's sister ship, see.
I thought it was the Britannic. I don't know where I picked that up from.
There were three: Olympic (1911), Titanic (1912) and Britannic (1914).
Breaking news: a Russian sub has been sunk in an underwater Black Sea naval battle. Reports are that it had intercepted The Titan's sister sub, The Olymp. Officials at a Ukrainian monitoring station say "the crafts collided and the Russian sub just crumpled".
Hard to tell now, is that a joke or real?
The Titan is that Plasticine & Pritt-Stik toy that sank a few days ago
I'm proud of the name I made up, The Olymp. The Olympic was Titanic's sister ship, see.
I thought it was the Britannic. I don't know where I picked that up from.
Like king Lear’s daughters there were three sisters, Britannic, Olympic and Titanic. Olympic was the Cordelia of the family who survived but didn’t have a great life in the end.
He is at least more nervous of waving the nuclear willy around, despite also being a brutal thug. He's also been slightly more pragmatic than Putin on all aspects of this conflict, signalling himself as more sceptical, to various interest groups, from the beginning.
WTF are you smoking?
Lukashenko quite possibly stopped Putin from using nuclear weapons last year.
He's a thug, but of a different type from Putin, less prone to historical dreaming about Imperial Russia , and more atuned to brute-power calculations in the present day.
They won't bring in an outsider. Putin probably (p=0.75?) won't fall in the next six months, but clearly things are changing quickly so he may. If he does and in the unlikely event the top job doesn't go to a silovik, someone like Medvedev is surely available. But it would be likely to go to a silovik. The backbone of the Russian state remains the FSB.
Breaking news: a Russian sub has been sunk in an underwater Black Sea naval battle. Reports are that it had intercepted The Titan's sister sub, The Olymp. Officials at a Ukrainian monitoring station say "the crafts collided and the Russian sub just crumpled".
Hard to tell now, is that a joke or real?
The Titan is that Plasticine & Pritt-Stik toy that sank a few days ago
I'm proud of the name I made up, The Olymp. The Olympic was Titanic's sister ship, see.
I thought it was the Britannic. I don't know where I picked that up from.
He is at least more nervous of waving the nuclear willy around, despite also being a brutal thug. He's also been slightly more pragmatic than Putin on all aspects of this conflict, signalling himself as more sceptical, to various interest groups, from the beginning.
WTF are you smoking?
Lukashenko quite possibly stopped Putin from using nuclear weapons last year.
He's a thug, but of a different stripe from Putin, less prone to historical dreaming about Imperial Russia , and more atuned to brute-power calculations in the present day.
Looks like Russia may declare a state of emergency. The Army has failed to stop Wagner entering Russia, and they seem to be in at least three separate groups: One to Rostov, one to Moscow and one to Belgorod.
Will Prigozhin keep funding the troll armies? What will PB become if shorn of vaccine sceptics who wish Ukraine would do itself a favor and just give in?
Can we offer to sponsor one? Sort of like a guide dog?
More like junkyard dog. With fleas, ticks, mange AND rabies.
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The Prigozhin coup attempt is just an attempt to distract you from the latest Hunter Biden revelations. Don't fall for it.
https://twitter.com/awprokop/status/1672345713898921985
I'm proud of the name I made up, The Olymp. The Olympic was Titanic's sister ship, see.
If it's news, do carry on
https://twitter.com/DAlperovitch/status/1672356699422826496
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https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-london-66000978At this moment though, Poe's Law applies. Yeah I got the reference which is why I thought it was a joke, but everything coming out of Russia is so crazy at the moment jokes seem credible.
@PjotrSauer
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Surovikin’a message implies that Wagner’s columns are moving somewhere
https://twitter.com/PjotrSauer
An attempted coup is clearly underway, Hard to believe that Prigrozhin can win, but equally, the damage he can do can still be fatal to the regime in a fairly short order.
The column itself has not yet been visually confirmed.”
https://twitter.com/noelreports/status/1672353798231080961?s=46&t=bulOICNH15U6kB0MwE6Lfw
Pretty spread out then?
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-66005256
If they're going to take on Putin they need to win pretty quickly.
If it exists.
(Less funny when similar things happen in the reverse direction)
@christogrozev
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@christogrozev
Arresting Prigozhin is no trivial job. He has an almost unparalleled Pretorian guard and his security chiefs were poached from the best FSO and FSB had on offer. And they've been preparing for this moment for months.
Tomorrow will be an interesting day. One way or the other.
Will Prigozhin keep funding the troll armies? What will PB become if shorn of vaccine sceptics who wish Ukraine would do itself a favor and just give in?
@EuromaidanPR
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20m
The business jet of the Belarusian President Lukashenka family took off from Minsk at 00:01 a.m., - Belarusian opposition media reports.
Whoever keeps control, Putin or anyone else, will be faced with threats & instability. It is vital for the free world not to offer any lifelines to murderers. We do not expect democracy and liberty to suddenly flourish, but there can be no deals with Russian war criminals.
https://twitter.com/Kasparov63/status/1672364498261245953?s=20
Prigozhin is f*cked, is my judgement. Kadyrov probably won't join him. This is from 3 weeks ago:
https://www.reuters.com/world/europe/stop-yelling-top-chechen-fighter-scolds-russias-wagner-mercenary-chief-2023-06-01/
The big questions are what the effect will be on Russian war-fighting and diplomacy, and on Putin.
He is at least more nervous of waving the nuclear willy around, despite also being a brutal thug. He's also been slightly more pragmatic than Putin on all aspects of this conflict, signalling himself as more sceptical, to various interest groups, from the beginning.
Jason Jay Smart
@officejjsmart
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CENTER OF MOSCOW NOW
Prigozhin has called on the Russian National Guard to join his side to fight against the Russian Army.
https://twitter.com/officejjsmart/status/1672363660834897920
I ain't good looking, but
I have extremely blue eyes.
It's got me the home run more than once.
Whoever did their re-brand deserves a medal.
I can't imagine the poor bastards at the bottom of the Russian army have been much enamoured by their generals. If I was Prigozhin I'd be laying it all on the general staff too. Maybe the meat will turn out for a bit of revenge.
Sadly not, but one can dream.
Anton Gerashchenko
@Gerashchenko_en
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Russian First TV channel announces an emergency news release soon.
Will Putin address his people?
He's a thug, but of a different stripe from Putin, less prone to historical dreaming about Imperial Russia , and more atuned to brute-power calculations in the present day.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/HMHS_Britannic
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/RMS_Olympic
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Titanic
Olympic actually made it intact till 1935.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Olympic-class_ocean_liner
Ours is not to accept any of Putin's shit.
And in the meantime it's better for Ukraine if Russians are fighting Russians in Russia, and not fighting Ukrainians in Ukraine.
Right now, he's using the current tragedy to spread his name around global media more widely than SS Titanic debris field.
Pedantic, in fact
Ah, my coat, so kind
"A military base is on fire in Moscow region - a video was shared on social media."
https://twitter.com/Gerashchenko_en/status/1672368126938292225?s=20