Its just mad. When I prepped my parents, yes we got some toilet rolls, hand wash etc, but the real focus was on getting two freezers worth of frozen fruit, veg and meat.
Bog roll mania seems to have become a Thing. It's really taken off. It could be that there is in each of us a deep-seated fear of what running out of it could lead us to resort to, but I'm not so sure it's that. I sense many - perhaps most - people are joining in simply because this is what you do when something becomes a Thing. It's a way of bonding. And in times such as these, we do need to bond - if free of the virus, obviously, otherwise it's the very opposite.
No. It's definitely the terror of having to use a newspaper. Or your fingers.
Just idly checking, and the dollar's strengthened a lot versus the pound. Was $1.32 a few days ago, now it's $1.23, which is what I expected, to be honest (I did say so at the time of the change to $1.32).
When this is all other, Trump reaction is going to be talked about for 100s of years to come. It will be worse than Neville Chamberlain policy of appeasement.
If its like the other bans it will be "anyone who has been in the UK or Ireland for 14 days" before arrival into the US - so basically if you want to go to the US you now have to go to Canada for a fortnight before you go to the US.
Had the election been delayed until March, how different would the result have been? I doubt that 'Getting Brexit done' would have had anything like the same resonance as was the case in December. The NHS would surely have been much more central to the campaign - and surely to Labour's advantage. Would the Red Wall have crumbled anything like as dramatically?
I can say with confidence that Labour would have lost many more seats. The reason: Jeremy Corbyn
Good grief, yes. Imagine if he’d been fronting for Labour instead of Ashworth.
Just had a fairly terrifying black cab ride across London (I'm now taking black cabs because they are bigger and there is a divide between you and the driver - better than Uber (one of a trillion unexpected ramifications of the Virus))
The driver was a very smart Albanian guy, late 30s, who previously lived in Milan for 18 years, where he was a semi pro football player. All we did - he and me - was talk corona, it is all that anyone talks about, now.
He had a few startling anecdotes.
1. He said it is bollocks that only old people get really ill and die. He said in his old football academy in Milan he knew four people with corona, one of which had died, and two were still very ill. They are/were in thei r30s like him. Super fit athletic types. Quite a few young people get this as well and sometimes they get it very very bad. And even die.
No kids tho, thank fuck.
2. He described the experience of a cousin in a small town. Let's call him X. This guy X is early 40s, unmarried, was living with his two elderly parents. First X's dad got coronavirus, badly, and when the ambulance drivers came and saw how bad X's dad was, they said to X: Say goodbye now, he'd not going to survive, he won't even be treated.
So they took X's dad away and sure enough he died three days later.
Then X's mum got ill, and the exact same thing happened: the medics came and shook their heads and said Say goodbye now, she's going, you won't see her again. So X - this time emotionally prepared - told the locals to come round and wave through the window to his mum, because she was about to go to hospital and she wasn't coming back. The neighbourhood came and waved goodbye.
A few days later X's mum died.
X then rang and asked about the bodies and he was told "Your mum and dad and have been taking to Special Crematorium XP4 (or whatever) they where have been burned with many other bodies. We cannot bury people as the virus lives on in corpses."
Now, the cab driver might have been making all this up. I do not believe he was.
I agree, I dont think it was the cab driver making all this up either.
Oh F off. Why would I lie about this? What's the point? Some kind of evil glee in frightening people?
This is what he said. He was very well informed about the virus, he knew all about containment and delay, and "flattening the curve". He was frightened for his young family, but he was smart, calm and articulate, and, I believe, telling the truth as he had perceived it.
I spoke to a young couple out with their dog in the park earlier. They didn’t know anyone who has been ill. They aren’t worried about the virus. They don’t have any cousins whose parents have been left to die at home.
Are you any the wiser from reading my anecdote?
No.
I stayed in last night, just spoke to a mate who went out.. the pub was rammed, couldn't get to the bar, and there was only one table free in the curry house after. I had genuinely expected him to say it was like a ghost town!
Give it a couple of weeks.
Positive experience: went to a fish restaurant in Clacton yesterday lunchtime. About half-full, everyone..... normal for Clacton ...... elderly. Wouldn't recommend the restaurant, though
Negative: U3a colleague, supposed to be at a Group meeting early next week. Says that early last week she had relatives with her for the evening. When going into work next day (at Canary Wharf) one was told by the company to self-isolate for at least 7 days as one of their employees had tested positive for the virus. My friend isn't showing any symptoms but will also self-isolate for a few days 'just in case'.
Had the election been delayed until March, how different would the result have been? I doubt that 'Getting Brexit done' would have had anything like the same resonance as was the case in December. The NHS would surely have been much more central to the campaign - and surely to Labour's advantage. Would the Red Wall have crumbled anything like as dramatically?
I can say with confidence that Labour would have lost many more seats. The reason: Jeremy Corbyn
Very unlikely - polls showed Labour ahead on the NHS even with Corbyn as leader. The mere fact that Brexit had disappeared from day to day debate would likely have denied the Tories many seats.
Just had a fairly terrifying black cab ride across London (I'm now taking black cabs because they are bigger and there is a divide between you and the driver - better than Uber (one of a trillion unexpected ramifications of the Virus))
The driver was a very smart Albanian guy, late 30s, who previously lived in Milan for 18 years, where he was a semi pro football player. All we did - he and me - was talk corona, it is all that anyone talks about, now.
He had a few startling anecdotes.
1. He said it is bollocks that only old people get really ill and die. He said in his old football academy in Milan he knew four people with corona, one of which had died, and two were still very ill. They are/were in thei r30s like him. Super fit athletic types. Quite a few young people get this as well and sometimes they get it very very bad. And even die.
No kids tho, thank fuck.
2. He described the experience of a cousin in a small town. Let's call him X. This guy X is early 40s, unmarried, was living with his two elderly parents. First X's dad got coronavirus, badly, and when the ambulance drivers came and saw how bad X's dad was, they said to X: Say goodbye now, he'd not going to survive, he won't even be treated.
So they took X's dad away and sure enough he died three days later.
Then X's mum got ill, and the exact same thing happened: the medics came and shook their heads and said Say goodbye now, she's going, you won't see her again. So X - this time emotionally prepared - told the locals to come round and wave through the window to his mum, because she was about to go to hospital and she wasn't coming back. The neighbourhood came and waved goodbye.
A few days later X's mum died.
X then rang and asked about the bodies and he was told "Your mum and dad and have been taking to Special Crematorium XP4 (or whatever) they where have been burned with many other bodies. We cannot bury people as the virus lives on in corpses."
Now, the cab driver might have been making all this up. I do not believe he was.
This is faulty thinking eadric. We know the age adjusted mortality rates give or take. There is no point chucking that knowledge away based on a chat with a cab driver, with all due respect to him.
LOL @eadric's latest report from the front line proving too much for at least one of his fellow preppers.
You back to being a naughty boy Topping?
I genuinely fear for you if you haven't done your own prep.
Even the slowest witted amongst us in society have at least a couple of bog rolls and some tins of beans by now.
Just remembered: today's Bog Roll Watch. The other Mr Rook was in town this morning, none available anywhere (Tesco Express, Morrisons or Savers.) Also, a notice on the door of Savers to the effect that they've already had to call out the local constabulary twice to break up fights between irate customers, and will not hesitate to do so again.
If the supply of Andrex isn't normalized again by the end of the week I fear that anarchy may ensue. And I say that only half-jokingly.
I wonder if the behavioural insight team successfully modelled it would be bog roll that people went mental over, rather than feeding yourself for 3 months, having drugs to manage flu like symptoms or perhaps not going to locations where you were most likely to catch it.
What I want to know is if you aren't eating anything, what are you going to be wiping?
Its just mad. When I prepped my parents, yes we got toilet rolls, hand wash etc, but the real focus was on getting two freezers worth of frozen fruit, veg and meat.
I think my parents are set. Whenever I go home there are always cupboards stocked to the brim with tinned food and other non-perishables, and a chest freezer full of the frozen stuff. I think they took protect and survive to heart.
To be perfectly honest, if I had space to seriously hoard food I would be getting very tempted by now. But we live in a one bedroom flat so, unless one were to construct a model of the Leaning Tower of Pisa out of a stack of tins in the corner of the living room, I can't.
I reckon there's about enough in here to keep us going for about a fortnight were we to be locked in, provided that we were disciplined and didn't resort to boredom-induced snacking. That will have to suffice.
I do wonder how many of these new hoarders are going to end up simply consuming way more food.
As a student, I used to have a Macro card and I remember taking a friend there, who couldn't believe you could buy mega packs of 48 Twixs etc. The silly idiot went and bought all these sweets and then spent the next month eating 4 Candy Bars a day and having giant bowls of cereal for breakfast, lunch and dinner.
Perhaps. More likely much of the surplus will end up sitting in the back of a cupboard for several years and then being discarded with the rest of the rubbish.
If anyone keeps detailed annual statistics on food wastage then they may see a visible Covid-related spike in 2022.
Food wastage stats for the UK mostly come from the charity WRAP - this is their latest round-up. I had a chat with an analyst at WRAP fairly recently. They reckoned some of their most useful research was when they took samples of people's bin bags and then worked through them to figure out exactly how much food of what type was being thrown away, but that is a very labour-intense and expensive. (Also smelly and unpleasant but those aren't the main constraints!) They therefore haven't done it for a couple of years. They think it takes time for the composition of food waste to change, so they'll only do it again in a few years' time (if they can get additional funding for it). Without such in-depth analysis, there'll only be aggregate figures, so that would likely be enough to pick up on a post-horde spring-clean spike but not detailed enough to identify that it mostly consisted of dry pasta or whatever.
As an aside, WRAP are trying to encourage more consumption of tinned food, which they reckon has gone out of fashion compared to the trend for "fresh", despite having many of the same nutritional benefits as fresh food. If Covid changes tastes away from fresh food that's often at least partly disposed of because it goes off so fast, it may also reduce food waste. We shall see...
Just had a fairly terrifying black cab ride across London (I'm now taking black cabs because they are bigger and there is a divide between you and the driver - better than Uber (one of a trillion unexpected ramifications of the Virus))
The driver was a very smart Albanian guy, late 30s, who previously lived in Milan for 18 years, where he was a semi pro football player. All we did - he and me - was talk corona, it is all that anyone talks about, now.
He had a few startling anecdotes.
1. He said it is bollocks that only old people get really ill and die. He said in his old football academy in Milan he knew four people with corona, one of which had died, and two were still very ill. They are/were in thei r30s like him. Super fit athletic types. Quite a few young people get this as well and sometimes they get it very very bad. And even die.
No kids tho, thank fuck.
2. He described the experience of a cousin in a small town. Let's call him X. This guy X is early 40s, unmarried, was living with his two elderly parents. First X's dad got coronavirus, badly, and when the ambulance drivers came and saw how bad X's dad was, they said to X: Say goodbye now, he'd not going to survive, he won't even be treated.
So they took X's dad away and sure enough he died three days later.
Then X's mum got ill, and the exact same thing happened: the medics came and shook their heads and said Say goodbye now, she's going, you won't see her again. So X - this time emotionally prepared - told the locals to come round and wave through the window to his mum, because she was about to go to hospital and she wasn't coming back. The neighbourhood came and waved goodbye.
A few days later X's mum died.
X then rang and asked about the bodies and he was told "Your mum and dad and have been taking to Special Crematorium XP4 (or whatever) they where have been burned with many other bodies. We cannot bury people as the virus lives on in corpses."
Now, the cab driver might have been making all this up. I do not believe he was.
This is faulty thinking eadric. We know the age adjusted mortality rates give or take. There is no point chucking that knowledge away based on a chat with a cab driver, with all due respect to him.
LOL @eadric's latest report from the front line proving too much for at least one of his fellow preppers.
You back to being a naughty boy Topping?
I genuinely fear for you if you haven't done your own prep.
Even the slowest witted amongst us in society have at least a couple of bog rolls and some tins of beans by now.
Rubbish.
Baked beans never cross the threshold of my house.
Just had a fairly terrifying black cab ride across London (I'm now taking black cabs because they are bigger and there is a divide between you and the driver - better than Uber (one of a trillion unexpected ramifications of the Virus))
The driver was a very smart Albanian guy, late 30s, who previously lived in Milan for 18 years, where he was a semi pro football player. All we did - he and me - was talk corona, it is all that anyone talks about, now.
He had a few startling anecdotes.
1. He said it is bollocks that only old people get really ill and die. He said in his old football academy in Milan he knew four people with corona, one of which had died, and two were still very ill. They are/were in thei r30s like him. Super fit athletic types. Quite a few young people get this as well and sometimes they get it very very bad. And even die.
No kids tho, thank fuck.
2. He described the experience of a cousin in a small town. Let's call him X. This guy X is early 40s, unmarried, was living with his two elderly parents. First X's dad got coronavirus, badly, and when the ambulance drivers came and saw how bad X's dad was, they said to X: Say goodbye now, he'd not going to survive, he won't even be treated.
So they took X's dad away and sure enough he died three days later.
Then X's mum got ill, and the exact same thing happened: the medics came and shook their heads and said Say goodbye now, she's going, you won't see her again. So X - this time emotionally prepared - told the locals to come round and wave through the window to his mum, because she was about to go to hospital and she wasn't coming back. The neighbourhood came and waved goodbye.
A few days later X's mum died.
X then rang and asked about the bodies and he was told "Your mum and dad and have been taking to Special Crematorium XP4 (or whatever) they where have been burned with many other bodies. We cannot bury people as the virus lives on in corpses."
Now, the cab driver might have been making all this up. I do not believe he was.
I agree, I dont think it was the cab driver making all this up either.
Oh F off. Why would I lie about this? What's the point? Some kind of evil glee in frightening people?
This is what he said. He was very well informed about the virus, he knew all about containment and delay, and "flattening the curve". He was frightened for his young family, but he was smart, calm and articulate, and, I believe, telling the truth as he had perceived it.
I spoke to a young couple out with their dog in the park earlier. They didn’t know anyone who has been ill. They aren’t worried about the virus. They don’t have any cousins whose parents have been left to die at home.
Are you any the wiser from reading my anecdote?
No.
Are you secretly terrified that eadric has a bigger thingy than you, or something? You may not like him/think he is really somebody else/disapprove of people who write books for a living (ugh!) but I am afraid that for months he has been right time after time after time both on the gravity of the general situation and on key specifics, when nobody else has been. The sniping is just tedious, and misses by a country mile. This latest attempt fails really badly, because whoever said or thought that "man bites dog" is rendered less interesting by "other man does not bite dog"? You need to brush up on information theory.
Just had a fairly terrifying black cab ride across London (I'm now taking black cabs because they are bigger and there is a divide between you and the driver - better than Uber (one of a trillion unexpected ramifications of the Virus))
The driver was a very smart Albanian guy, late 30s, who previously lived in Milan for 18 years, where he was a semi pro football player. All we did - he and me - was talk corona, it is all that anyone talks about, now.
He had a few startling anecdotes.
1. He said it is bollocks that only old people get really ill and die. He said in his old football academy in Milan he knew four people with corona, one of which had died, and two were still very ill. They are/were in thei r30s like him. Super fit athletic types. Quite a few young people get this as well and sometimes they get it very very bad. And even die.
No kids tho, thank fuck.
2. He described the experience of a cousin in a small town. Let's call him X. This guy X is early 40s, unmarried, was living with his two elderly parents. First X's dad got coronavirus, badly, and when the ambulance drivers came and saw how bad X's dad was, they said to X: Say goodbye now, he'd not going to survive, he won't even be treated.
So they took X's dad away and sure enough he died three days later.
Then X's mum got ill, and the exact same thing happened: the medics came and shook their heads and said Say goodbye now, she's going, you won't see her again. So X - this time emotionally prepared - told the locals to come round and wave through the window to his mum, because she was about to go to hospital and she wasn't coming back. The neighbourhood came and waved goodbye.
A few days later X's mum died.
X then rang and asked about the bodies and he was told "Your mum and dad and have been taking to Special Crematorium XP4 (or whatever) they where have been burned with many other bodies. We cannot bury people as the virus lives on in corpses."
Now, the cab driver might have been making all this up. I do not believe he was.
This is faulty thinking eadric. We know the age adjusted mortality rates give or take. There is no point chucking that knowledge away based on a chat with a cab driver, with all due respect to him.
LOL @eadric's latest report from the front line proving too much for at least one of his fellow preppers.
You back to being a naughty boy Topping?
I genuinely fear for you if you haven't done your own prep.
Even the slowest witted amongst us in society have at least a couple of bog rolls and some tins of beans by now.
Its just mad. When I prepped my parents, yes we got some toilet rolls, hand wash etc, but the real focus was on getting two freezers worth of frozen fruit, veg and meat.
Bog roll mania seems to have become a Thing. It's really taken off. It could be that there is in each of us a deep-seated fear of what running out of it could lead us to resort to, but I'm not so sure it's that. I sense many - perhaps most - people are joining in simply because this is what you do when something becomes a Thing. It's a way of bonding. And in times such as these, we do need to bond - if free of the virus, obviously, otherwise it's the very opposite.
No. It's definitely the terror of having to use a newspaper. Or your fingers.
If it does come to newspaper a handy hint is to roll it between your hands first, make it into a ball or sausage shape. Then unroll it and use it as desired. Makes it much softer, less prone to sharp creases that can bring a tear to the eye. Less smearing as well.
Just remembered: today's Bog Roll Watch. The other Mr Rook was in town this morning, none available anywhere (Tesco Express, Morrisons or Savers.) Also, a notice on the door of Savers to the effect that they've already had to call out the local constabulary twice to break up fights between irate customers, and will not hesitate to do so again.
If the supply of Andrex isn't normalized again by the end of the week I fear that anarchy may ensue. And I say that only half-jokingly.
I wonder if the behavioural insight team successfully modelled it would be bog roll that people went mental over, rather than feeding yourself for 3 months, having drugs to manage flu like symptoms or perhaps not going to locations where you were most likely to catch it.
What I want to know is if you aren't eating anything, what are you going to be wiping?
Its just mad. When I prepped my parents, yes we got toilet rolls, hand wash etc, but the real focus was on getting two freezers worth of frozen fruit, veg and meat.
I think my parents are set. Whenever I go home there are always cupboards stocked to the brim with tinned food and other non-perishables, and a chest freezer full of the frozen stuff. I think they took protect and survive to heart.
To be perfectly honest, if I had space to seriously hoard food I would be getting very tempted by now. But we live in a one bedroom flat so, unless one were to construct a model of the Leaning Tower of Pisa out of a stack of tins in the corner of the living room, I can't.
I reckon there's about enough in here to keep us going for about a fortnight were we to be locked in, provided that we were disciplined and didn't resort to boredom-induced snacking. That will have to suffice.
I do wonder how many of these new hoarders are going to end up simply consuming way more food.
As a student, I used to have a Macro card and I remember taking a friend there, who couldn't believe you could buy mega packs of 48 Twixs etc. The silly idiot went and bought all these sweets and then spent the next month eating 4 Candy Bars a day and having giant bowls of cereal for breakfast, lunch and dinner.
Perhaps. More likely much of the surplus will end up sitting in the back of a cupboard for several years and then being discarded with the rest of the rubbish.
If anyone keeps detailed annual statistics on food wastage then they may see a visible Covid-related spike in 2022.
Food wastage stats for the UK mostly come from the charity WRAP - this is their latest round-up. I had a chat with an analyst at WRAP fairly recently. They reckoned some of their most useful research was when they took samples of people's bin bags and then worked through them to figure out exactly how much food of what type was being thrown away, but that is a very labour-intense and expensive. (Also smelly and unpleasant but those aren't the main constraints!) They therefore haven't done it for a couple of years. They think it takes time for the composition of food waste to change, so they'll only do it again in a few years' time (if they can get additional funding for it). Without such in-depth analysis, there'll only be aggregate figures, so that would likely be enough to pick up on a post-horde spring-clean spike but not detailed enough to identify that it mostly consisted of dry pasta or whatever.
As an aside, WRAP are trying to encourage more consumption of tinned food, which they reckon has gone out of fashion compared to the trend for "fresh", despite having many of the same nutritional benefits as fresh food. If Covid changes tastes away from fresh food that's often at least partly disposed of because it goes off so fast, it may also reduce food waste. We shall see...
I am a tinned food fan, although to be fair to myself I'm also good at not throwing away much fresh stuff.
There are currently rather more tins in the flat than I would normally store in one go, but even if we don't need to self-isolate at any point it's all stuff that will get used in good time.
Just had a fairly terrifying black cab ride across London (I'm now taking black cabs because they are bigger and there is a divide between you and the driver - better than Uber (one of a trillion unexpected ramifications of the Virus))
The driver was a very smart Albanian guy, late 30s, who previously lived in Milan for 18 years, where he was a semi pro football player. All we did - he and me - was talk corona, it is all that anyone talks about, now.
He had a few startling anecdotes.
1. He said it is bollocks that only old people get really ill and die. He said in his old football academy in Milan he knew four people with corona, one of which had died, and two were still very ill. They are/were in thei r30s like him. Super fit athletic types. Quite a few young people get this as well and sometimes they get it very very bad. And even die.
No kids tho, thank fuck.
2. He described the experience of a cousin in a small town. Let's call him X. This guy X is early 40s, unmarried, was living with his two elderly parents. First X's dad got coronavirus, badly, and when the ambulance drivers came and saw how bad X's dad was, they said to X: Say goodbye now, he'd not going to survive, he won't even be treated.
So they took X's dad away and sure enough he died three days later.
Then X's mum got ill, and the exact same thing happened: the medics came and shook their heads and said Say goodbye now, she's going, you won't see her again. So X - this time emotionally prepared - told the locals to come round and wave through the window to his mum, because she was about to go to hospital and she wasn't coming back. The neighbourhood came and waved goodbye.
A few days later X's mum died.
X then rang and asked about the bodies and he was told "Your mum and dad and have been taking to Special Crematorium XP4 (or whatever) they where have been burned with many other bodies. We cannot bury people as the virus lives on in corpses."
Now, the cab driver might have been making all this up. I do not believe he was.
This is faulty thinking eadric. We know the age adjusted mortality rates give or take. There is no point chucking that knowledge away based on a chat with a cab driver, with all due respect to him.
LOL @eadric's latest report from the front line proving too much for at least one of his fellow preppers.
You back to being a naughty boy Topping?
I genuinely fear for you if you haven't done your own prep.
Even the slowest witted amongst us in society have at least a couple of bog rolls and some tins of beans by now.
Rubbish.
Baked beans never cross the threshold of my house.
You eat them cold on the way back from the store ?
Just had a fairly terrifying black cab ride across London (I'm now taking black cabs because they are bigger and there is a divide between you and the driver - better than Uber (one of a trillion unexpected ramifications of the Virus))
The driver was a very smart Albanian guy, late 30s, who previously lived in Milan for 18 years, where he was a semi pro football player. All we did - he and me - was talk corona, it is all that anyone talks about, now.
He had a few startling anecdotes.
1. He said it is bollocks that only old people get really ill and die. He said in his old football academy in Milan he knew four people with corona, one of which had died, and two were still very ill. They are/were in thei r30s like him. Super fit athletic types. Quite a few young people get this as well and sometimes they get it very very bad. And even die.
No kids tho, thank fuck.
2. He described the experience of a cousin in a small town. Let's call him X. This guy X is early 40s, unmarried, was living with his two elderly parents. First X's dad got coronavirus, badly, and when the ambulance drivers came and saw how bad X's dad was, they said to X: Say goodbye now, he'd not going to survive, he won't even be treated.
So they took X's dad away and sure enough he died three days later.
Then X's mum got ill, and the exact same thing happened: the medics came and shook their heads and said Say goodbye now, she's going, you won't see her again. So X - this time emotionally prepared - told the locals to come round and wave through the window to his mum, because she was about to go to hospital and she wasn't coming back. The neighbourhood came and waved goodbye.
A few days later X's mum died.
X then rang and asked about the bodies and he was told "Your mum and dad and have been taking to Special Crematorium XP4 (or whatever) they where have been burned with many other bodies. We cannot bury people as the virus lives on in corpses."
Now, the cab driver might have been making all this up. I do not believe he was.
I agree, I dont think it was the cab driver making all this up either.
Oh F off. Why would I lie about this? What's the point? Some kind of evil glee in frightening people?
This is what he said. He was very well informed about the virus, he knew all about containment and delay, and "flattening the curve". He was frightened for his young family, but he was smart, calm and articulate, and, I believe, telling the truth as he had perceived it.
I spoke to a young couple out with their dog in the park earlier. They didn’t know anyone who has been ill. They aren’t worried about the virus. They don’t have any cousins whose parents have been left to die at home.
Are you any the wiser from reading my anecdote?
No.
Are you secretly terrified that eadric has a bigger thingy than you, or something? You may not like him/think he is really somebody else/disapprove of people who write books for a living (ugh!) but I am afraid that for months he has been right time after time after time both on the gravity of the general situation and on key specifics, when nobody else has been. The sniping is just tedious, and misses by a country mile. This latest attempt fails really badly, because whoever said or thought that "man bites dog" is rendered less interesting by "other man does not bite dog"? You need to brush up on information theory.
Most peculiar.
Go check his comment record. You might be surprised.
"In Bergamo, the worst-affected province in Italy with 1,815 cases and 142 victims, Corriere della Sera reported that the church of Ognissanti has been transformed into a huge mortuary chamber, with at least 40 coffins with corpses waiting to be cremated.
Until last Thursday, the crematorium - the only one in the province - still worked normal hours, but the municipality has ordered that it must work 24 hours a day.
But even it is not possible to keep pace with the terrible mortality of the virus: 146 people in five days.
Even working day and night, between death and cremation it is now necessary to wait five days, some of the bodies have been transferred to nearby Varese."
The rest of the report is arguably even more alarming, so read it with caution.
They only have one mortuary in a province of 1.1 million people?
Delivery slots fully booked through to next Thursday - unheard of, normally there are plenty avail for the next day. So...
Decided to risk it and take a trip to the front line:
Turned out to be quite busy (not sure if that's normal for a Saturday though, not a day we'd normally shop on). No empty shelves except toilet rolls (not on our list anyway). Quite a few shelves looking a bit depleted but not empty. We got everything on our list, including dried pasta. No fighting in the aisles. Food bank collection box overflowing with contributions, which is nice to see.
Trump's idiocy makes Pence look like a titan of intellect, and a man of sainted calm.
The honest best bet for America is Trump being "retired" by coronavirus, and Pence taking over.
"Honest best bet"? Calm down and go for a walk.
The alternative is Biden, who I think is on the verge of serious dementia. Watch his many strange speeches.
It would be great if there was some brilliant politician waiting to win in 2020, but there isn't. It's Trump or Biden, neither of whom are up to the job.
So, yeah, my honest opinion is that America would be better off if Trump keeled over, and Pence assumed the role. He has an air of authority, gravity and command (even if he does some odd things).
Just had a fairly terrifying black cab ride across London (I'm now taking black cabs because they are bigger and there is a divide between you and the driver - better than Uber (one of a trillion unexpected ramifications of the Virus))
The driver was a very smart Albanian guy, late 30s, who previously lived in Milan for 18 years, where he was a semi pro football player. All we did - he and me - was talk corona, it is all that anyone talks about, now.
He had a few startling anecdotes.
1. He said it is bollocks that only old people get really ill and die. He said in his old football academy in Milan he knew four people with corona, one of which had died, and two were still very ill. They are/were in thei r30s like him. Super fit athletic types. Quite a few young people get this as well and sometimes they get it very very bad. And even die.
No kids tho, thank fuck.
2. He described the experience of a cousin in a small town. Let's call him X. This guy X is early 40s, unmarried, was living with his two elderly parents. First X's dad got coronavirus, badly, and when the ambulance drivers came and saw how bad X's dad was, they said to X: Say goodbye now, he'd not going to survive, he won't even be treated.
So they took X's dad away and sure enough he died three days later.
Then X's mum got ill, and the exact same thing happened: the medics came and shook their heads and said Say goodbye now, she's going, you won't see her again. So X - this time emotionally prepared - told the locals to come round and wave through the window to his mum, because she was about to go to hospital and she wasn't coming back. The neighbourhood came and waved goodbye.
A few days later X's mum died.
X then rang and asked about the bodies and he was told "Your mum and dad and have been taking to Special Crematorium XP4 (or whatever) they where have been burned with many other bodies. We cannot bury people as the virus lives on in corpses."
Now, the cab driver might have been making all this up. I do not believe he was.
I agree, I dont think it was the cab driver making all this up either.
Oh F off. Why would I lie about this? What's the point? Some kind of evil glee in frightening people?
This is what he said. He was very well informed about the virus, he knew all about containment and delay, and "flattening the curve". He was frightened for his young family, but he was smart, calm and articulate, and, I believe, telling the truth as he had perceived it.
I spoke to a young couple out with their dog in the park earlier. They didn’t know anyone who has been ill. They aren’t worried about the virus. They don’t have any cousins whose parents have been left to die at home.
Are you any the wiser from reading my anecdote?
No.
Are you secretly terrified that eadric has a bigger thingy than you, or something? You may not like him/think he is really somebody else/disapprove of people who write books for a living (ugh!) but I am afraid that for months he has been right time after time after time both on the gravity of the general situation and on key specifics, when nobody else has been. The sniping is just tedious, and misses by a country mile. This latest attempt fails really badly, because whoever said or thought that "man bites dog" is rendered less interesting by "other man does not bite dog"? You need to brush up on information theory.
Don't you think it rather strange that Eadric is the only one who seems to ever have these encounters? Time and time again through all the different world events of the last few years it has been him who has managed, by pure chance, to be the only person on here who has been accosted or driven or served by the very people who confirm his own apocalyptic view of the world.
Things are serious enough without eadric and his 'sky is falling' act
Its just mad. When I prepped my parents, yes we got some toilet rolls, hand wash etc, but the real focus was on getting two freezers worth of frozen fruit, veg and meat.
Bog roll mania seems to have become a Thing. It's really taken off. It could be that there is in each of us a deep-seated fear of what running out of it could lead us to resort to, but I'm not so sure it's that. I sense many - perhaps most - people are joining in simply because this is what you do when something becomes a Thing. It's a way of bonding. And in times such as these, we do need to bond - if free of the virus, obviously, otherwise it's the very opposite.
No. It's definitely the terror of having to use a newspaper. Or your fingers.
If it does come to newspaper a handy hint is to roll it between your hands first, make it into a ball or sausage shape. Then unroll it and use it as desired. Makes it much softer, less prone to sharp creases that can bring a tear to the eye. Less smearing as well.
I don't know about anyone else, but it won't come to newspaper in this household. If we can't re-stock then I shall simply come home at lunchtime, break into one of the neighbours' houses whilst they're out at work and steal theirs.
One must use proper bog roll. This is a civilised society, after all.
Its just mad. When I prepped my parents, yes we got some toilet rolls, hand wash etc, but the real focus was on getting two freezers worth of frozen fruit, veg and meat.
Bog roll mania seems to have become a Thing. It's really taken off. It could be that there is in each of us a deep-seated fear of what running out of it could lead us to resort to, but I'm not so sure it's that. I sense many - perhaps most - people are joining in simply because this is what you do when something becomes a Thing. It's a way of bonding. And in times such as these, we do need to bond - if free of the virus, obviously, otherwise it's the very opposite.
The thing about bog roll is that, for most people at least, there is no acceptable substitute. It's not like pasta, where you can eat rice instead. Plus once you know other people are panic buying it makes sense for you to stock up too - the same logic as a bank run. Luckily I knew this was the #1 panic buying item so have been buying a pack of nine every week for the last few weeks. New Cross Gate Sainsbury's was busier than I have ever seen it today, with shortages of many items. Not toilet roll, thanks to the staff more or less forming a human chain to keep the shelves stocked. A carnival atmosphere but with a slight undertone of panic. Reminded me of the early scenes in "Titanic" after it hits the iceberg. We know how that movie ends!
Delivery slots fully booked through to next Thursday - unheard of, normally there are plenty avail for the next day. So...
Decided to risk it and take a trip to the front line:
Turned out to be quite busy (not sure if that's normal for a Saturday though, not a day we'd normally shop on). No empty shelves except toilet rolls (not on our list anyway). Quite a few shelves looking a bit depleted but not empty. We got everything on our list, including dried pasta. No fighting in the aisles. Food bank collection box overflowing with contributions, which is nice to see.
Trump's idiocy makes Pence look like a titan of intellect, and a man of sainted calm.
The honest best bet for America is Trump being "retired" by coronavirus, and Pence taking over.
"Honest best bet"? Calm down and go for a walk.
The alternative is Biden, who I think is on the verge of serious dementia. Watch his many strange speeches.
It would be great if there was some brilliant politician waiting to win in 2020, but there isn't. It's Trump or Biden, neither of whom are up to the job.
So, yeah, my honest opinion is that America would be better off if Trump keeled over, and Pence assumed the role. He has an air of authority, gravity and command (even if he does some odd things).
"In Bergamo, the worst-affected province in Italy with 1,815 cases and 142 victims, Corriere della Sera reported that the church of Ognissanti has been transformed into a huge mortuary chamber, with at least 40 coffins with corpses waiting to be cremated.
Until last Thursday, the crematorium - the only one in the province - still worked normal hours, but the municipality has ordered that it must work 24 hours a day.
But even it is not possible to keep pace with the terrible mortality of the virus: 146 people in five days.
Even working day and night, between death and cremation it is now necessary to wait five days, some of the bodies have been transferred to nearby Varese."
The rest of the report is arguably even more alarming, so read it with caution.
They only have one mortuary in a province of 1.1 million people?
Yes it's odd. I don't know what they precisely mean by province. This is euronews, and their command of English is not always perfect.
But it does prove the main point that the Italians are having to process a lot of bodies very quickly in a rather ruthless way, so my Albanian cab driver cannot be dismissed.
I suspect they mean the City of Bergamo (population 120,000), rather than the Province of Bergamo (population 1.1 million).
If it does come to newspaper a handy hint is to roll it between your hands first, make it into a ball or sausage shape. Then unroll it and use it as desired. Makes it much softer, less prone to sharp creases that can bring a tear to the eye. Less smearing as well.
This is genuinely useful.
Going to try it before I actually have to - can then tinker as necessary and feedback.
Its just mad. When I prepped my parents, yes we got some toilet rolls, hand wash etc, but the real focus was on getting two freezers worth of frozen fruit, veg and meat.
Bog roll mania seems to have become a Thing. It's really taken off. It could be that there is in each of us a deep-seated fear of what running out of it could lead us to resort to, but I'm not so sure it's that. I sense many - perhaps most - people are joining in simply because this is what you do when something becomes a Thing. It's a way of bonding. And in times such as these, we do need to bond - if free of the virus, obviously, otherwise it's the very opposite.
The thing about bog roll is that, for most people at least, there is no acceptable substitute. It's not like pasta, where you can eat rice instead. Plus once you know other people are panic buying it makes sense for you to stock up too - the same logic as a bank run. Luckily I knew this was the #1 panic buying item so have been buying a pack of nine every week for the last few weeks. New Cross Gate Sainsbury's was busier than I have ever seen it today, with shortages of many items. Not toilet roll, thanks to the staff more or less forming a human chain to keep the shelves stocked. A carnival atmosphere but with a slight undertone of panic. Reminded me of the early scenes in "Titanic" after it hits the iceberg. We know how that movie ends!
If sterling falls much further, we'll be using all our remaining £20 notes to wipe our bums.
Just had a fairly terrifying black cab ride across London (I'm now taking black cabs because they are bigger and there is a divide between you and the driver - better than Uber (one of a trillion unexpected ramifications of the Virus))
The driver was a very smart Albanian guy, late 30s, who previously lived in Milan for 18 years, where he was a semi pro football player. All we did - he and me - was talk corona, it is all that anyone talks about, now.
He had a few startling anecdotes.
1. He said it is bollocks that only old people get really ill and die. He said in his old football academy in Milan he knew four people with corona, one of which had died, and two were still very ill. They are/were in thei r30s like him. Super fit athletic types. Quite a few young people get this as well and sometimes they get it very very bad. And even die.
No kids tho, thank fuck.
2. He described the experience of a cousin in a small town. Let's call him X. This guy X is early 40s, unmarried, was living with his two elderly parents. First X's dad got coronavirus, badly, and when the ambulance drivers came and saw how bad X's dad was, they said to X: Say goodbye now, he'd not going to survive, he won't even be treated.
So they took X's dad away and sure enough he died three days later.
Then X's mum got ill, and the exact same thing happened: the medics came and shook their heads and said Say goodbye now, she's going, you won't see her again. So X - this time emotionally prepared - told the locals to come round and wave through the window to his mum, because she was about to go to hospital and she wasn't coming back. The neighbourhood came and waved goodbye.
A few days later X's mum died.
X then rang and asked about the bodies and he was told "Your mum and dad and have been taking to Special Crematorium XP4 (or whatever) they where have been burned with many other bodies. We cannot bury people as the virus lives on in corpses."
Now, the cab driver might have been making all this up. I do not believe he was.
I agree, I dont think it was the cab driver making all this up either.
Oh F off. Why would I lie about this? What's the point? Some kind of evil glee in frightening people?
This is what he said. He was very well informed about the virus, he knew all about containment and delay, and "flattening the curve". He was frightened for his young family, but he was smart, calm and articulate, and, I believe, telling the truth as he had perceived it.
I spoke to a young couple out with their dog in the park earlier. They didn’t know anyone who has been ill. They aren’t worried about the virus. They don’t have any cousins whose parents have been left to die at home.
Are you any the wiser from reading my anecdote?
No.
Are you secretly terrified that eadric has a bigger thingy than you, or something? You may not like him/think he is really somebody else/disapprove of people who write books for a living (ugh!) but I am afraid that for months he has been right time after time after time both on the gravity of the general situation and on key specifics, when nobody else has been. The sniping is just tedious, and misses by a country mile. This latest attempt fails really badly, because whoever said or thought that "man bites dog" is rendered less interesting by "other man does not bite dog"? You need to brush up on information theory.
Don't you think it rather strange that Eadric is the only one who seems to ever have these encounters? Time and time again through all the different world events of the last few years it has been him who has managed, by pure chance, to be the only person on here who has been accosted or driven or served by the very people who confirm his own apocalyptic view of the world.
Things are serious enough without eadric and his 'sky is falling' act
You are free to ignore me if you think I am lying.
THIS is something else that I predicted. People will get violently angry when someone coughs or sneezes at them, without a mask. We saw it in China, now it is being exported.
Its just mad. When I prepped my parents, yes we got some toilet rolls, hand wash etc, but the real focus was on getting two freezers worth of frozen fruit, veg and meat.
Bog roll mania seems to have become a Thing. It's really taken off. It could be that there is in each of us a deep-seated fear of what running out of it could lead us to resort to, but I'm not so sure it's that. I sense many - perhaps most - people are joining in simply because this is what you do when something becomes a Thing. It's a way of bonding. And in times such as these, we do need to bond - if free of the virus, obviously, otherwise it's the very opposite.
The thing about bog roll is that, for most people at least, there is no acceptable substitute. It's not like pasta, where you can eat rice instead. Plus once you know other people are panic buying it makes sense for you to stock up too - the same logic as a bank run. Luckily I knew this was the #1 panic buying item so have been buying a pack of nine every week for the last few weeks. New Cross Gate Sainsbury's was busier than I have ever seen it today, with shortages of many items. Not toilet roll, thanks to the staff more or less forming a human chain to keep the shelves stocked. A carnival atmosphere but with a slight undertone of panic. Reminded me of the early scenes in "Titanic" after it hits the iceberg. We know how that movie ends!
If sterling falls much further, we'll be using all our remaining £20 notes to wipe our bums.
Its just mad. When I prepped my parents, yes we got some toilet rolls, hand wash etc, but the real focus was on getting two freezers worth of frozen fruit, veg and meat.
Bog roll mania seems to have become a Thing. It's really taken off. It could be that there is in each of us a deep-seated fear of what running out of it could lead us to resort to, but I'm not so sure it's that. I sense many - perhaps most - people are joining in simply because this is what you do when something becomes a Thing. It's a way of bonding. And in times such as these, we do need to bond - if free of the virus, obviously, otherwise it's the very opposite.
The thing about bog roll is that, for most people at least, there is no acceptable substitute. It's not like pasta, where you can eat rice instead. Plus once you know other people are panic buying it makes sense for you to stock up too - the same logic as a bank run. Luckily I knew this was the #1 panic buying item so have been buying a pack of nine every week for the last few weeks. New Cross Gate Sainsbury's was busier than I have ever seen it today, with shortages of many items. Not toilet roll, thanks to the staff more or less forming a human chain to keep the shelves stocked. A carnival atmosphere but with a slight undertone of panic. Reminded me of the early scenes in "Titanic" after it hits the iceberg. We know how that movie ends!
If sterling falls much further, we'll be using all our remaining £20 notes to wipe our bums.
It will. Much more flight to safety to boost USD in weeks ahead. The government's new plan for us all to get herd immunity by having a worst outbreak than anyone else won't help either. And then there's the no deal Brexit at the end of the year. The new plastic notes are hardly fit for purpose on the bum wiping front though, I would imagine.
Its just mad. When I prepped my parents, yes we got some toilet rolls, hand wash etc, but the real focus was on getting two freezers worth of frozen fruit, veg and meat.
Bog roll mania seems to have become a Thing. It's really taken off. It could be that there is in each of us a deep-seated fear of what running out of it could lead us to resort to, but I'm not so sure it's that. I sense many - perhaps most - people are joining in simply because this is what you do when something becomes a Thing. It's a way of bonding. And in times such as these, we do need to bond - if free of the virus, obviously, otherwise it's the very opposite.
The thing about bog roll is that, for most people at least, there is no acceptable substitute. It's not like pasta, where you can eat rice instead. Plus once you know other people are panic buying it makes sense for you to stock up too - the same logic as a bank run. Luckily I knew this was the #1 panic buying item so have been buying a pack of nine every week for the last few weeks. New Cross Gate Sainsbury's was busier than I have ever seen it today, with shortages of many items. Not toilet roll, thanks to the staff more or less forming a human chain to keep the shelves stocked. A carnival atmosphere but with a slight undertone of panic. Reminded me of the early scenes in "Titanic" after it hits the iceberg. We know how that movie ends!
If sterling falls much further, we'll be using all our remaining £20 notes to wipe our bums.
You are free to ignore me if you think I am lying.
THIS is something else that I predicted. People will get violently angry when someone coughs or sneezes at them, without a mask. We saw it in China, now it is being exported.
Its just mad. When I prepped my parents, yes we got some toilet rolls, hand wash etc, but the real focus was on getting two freezers worth of frozen fruit, veg and meat.
Bog roll mania seems to have become a Thing. It's really taken off. It could be that there is in each of us a deep-seated fear of what running out of it could lead us to resort to, but I'm not so sure it's that. I sense many - perhaps most - people are joining in simply because this is what you do when something becomes a Thing. It's a way of bonding. And in times such as these, we do need to bond - if free of the virus, obviously, otherwise it's the very opposite.
The thing about bog roll is that, for most people at least, there is no acceptable substitute. It's not like pasta, where you can eat rice instead. Plus once you know other people are panic buying it makes sense for you to stock up too - the same logic as a bank run. Luckily I knew this was the #1 panic buying item so have been buying a pack of nine every week for the last few weeks. New Cross Gate Sainsbury's was busier than I have ever seen it today, with shortages of many items. Not toilet roll, thanks to the staff more or less forming a human chain to keep the shelves stocked. A carnival atmosphere but with a slight undertone of panic. Reminded me of the early scenes in "Titanic" after it hits the iceberg. We know how that movie ends!
If sterling falls much further, we'll be using all our remaining £20 notes to wipe our bums.
It will. Much more flight to safety to boost USD in weeks ahead. The government's new plan for us all to get herd immunity by having a worst outbreak than anyone else won't help either. And then there's the no deal Brexit at the end of the year. The new plastic notes are hardly fit for purpose on the bum wiping front though, I would imagine.
If Johnson has really grown up and started listening to experts then he would well advised to extend the transition. He has perfect cover now. Who in their right mind cares when the Brexit transition ends now?
Trump now saying that maybe we should give up shaking hands in the long term as it passes on germs.
I think he'd prefer the Roman salute.
On that subject, have a look at the Bellamy salute if you don't already know it. The whole "hand over heart" while pledging allegiance to the US flag only came in during WW2, when raising your right arm was looking a bit dodgy...
The thing about bog roll is that, for most people at least, there is no acceptable substitute. It's not like pasta, where you can eat rice instead. Plus once you know other people are panic buying it makes sense for you to stock up too - the same logic as a bank run. Luckily I knew this was the #1 panic buying item so have been buying a pack of nine every week for the last few weeks. New Cross Gate Sainsbury's was busier than I have ever seen it today, with shortages of many items. Not toilet roll, thanks to the staff more or less forming a human chain to keep the shelves stocked. A carnival atmosphere but with a slight undertone of panic. Reminded me of the early scenes in "Titanic" after it hits the iceberg. We know how that movie ends!
I like the Titanic analogy for this. When it hit the 'berg there was for a time no panic and no obvious need to panic. But the chap who built the ship, knowing how and where it had been holed, and understanding the structure of his ship and the science of fluid mechanics and stress transference, knew - he KNEW - that in 2 hours that baby was going down to the bottom of the sea. So, here, with the epidemiological modelling. The virus is coming. It's coming to get us.
"In Bergamo, the worst-affected province in Italy with 1,815 cases and 142 victims, Corriere della Sera reported that the church of Ognissanti has been transformed into a huge mortuary chamber, with at least 40 coffins with corpses waiting to be cremated.
Until last Thursday, the crematorium - the only one in the province - still worked normal hours, but the municipality has ordered that it must work 24 hours a day.
But even it is not possible to keep pace with the terrible mortality of the virus: 146 people in five days.
Even working day and night, between death and cremation it is now necessary to wait five days, some of the bodies have been transferred to nearby Varese."
The rest of the report is arguably even more alarming, so read it with caution.
They only have one mortuary in a province of 1.1 million people?
Yes it's odd. I don't know what they precisely mean by province. This is euronews, and their command of English is not always perfect.
But it does prove the main point that the Italians are having to process a lot of bodies very quickly in a rather ruthless way, so my Albanian cab driver cannot be dismissed.
I suspect they mean the City of Bergamo (population 120,000), rather than the Province of Bergamo (population 1.1 million).
The subject is too grim to research right now, but Italy is pretty big on burial vs cremation - a Catholic thing, at a wild guess - so crematoria may be thin on the ground.
I went to a funeral in Cornwall the other day where the crematorium was an hour's drive from the memorial service.
You are free to ignore me if you think I am lying.
THIS is something else that I predicted. People will get violently angry when someone coughs or sneezes at them, without a mask. We saw it in China, now it is being exported.
The thing about bog roll is that, for most people at least, there is no acceptable substitute. It's not like pasta, where you can eat rice instead. Plus once you know other people are panic buying it makes sense for you to stock up too - the same logic as a bank run. Luckily I knew this was the #1 panic buying item so have been buying a pack of nine every week for the last few weeks. New Cross Gate Sainsbury's was busier than I have ever seen it today, with shortages of many items. Not toilet roll, thanks to the staff more or less forming a human chain to keep the shelves stocked. A carnival atmosphere but with a slight undertone of panic. Reminded me of the early scenes in "Titanic" after it hits the iceberg. We know how that movie ends!
I like the Titanic analogy for this. When it hit the 'berg there was for a time no panic and no obvious need to panic. But the chap who built the ship, knowing how and where it had been holed, and understanding the structure of his ship and the science of fluid mechanics and stress transference, knew - he KNEW - that in 2 hours that baby was going down down down to chinatown. So, here, with the epidemiological modelling. The virus is coming. It's coming to get us.
The analogy is all wrong though, unless you are suggesting the government are simply ignoring the advice of their scientists?
Just had a fairly terrifying black cab ride across London (I'm now taking black cabs because they are bigger and there is a divide between you and the driver - better than Uber (one of a trillion unexpected ramifications of the Virus))
The driver was a very smart Albanian guy, late 30s, who previously lived in Milan for 18 years, where he was a semi pro football player. All we did - he and me - was talk corona, it is all that anyone talks about, now.
He had a few startling anecdotes.
1. He said it is bollocks that only old people get really ill and die. He said in his old football academy in Milan he knew four people with corona, one of which had died, and two were still very ill. They are/were in thei r30s like him. Super fit athletic types. Quite a few young people get this as well and sometimes they get it very very bad. And even die.
No kids tho, thank fuck.
2. He described the experience of a cousin in a small town. Let's call him X. This guy X is early 40s, unmarried, was living with his two elderly parents. First X's dad got coronavirus, badly, and when the ambulance drivers came and saw how bad X's dad was, they said to X: Say goodbye now, he'd not going to survive, he won't even be treated.
So they took X's dad away and sure enough he died three days later.
Then X's mum got ill, and the exact same thing happened: the medics came and shook their heads and said Say goodbye now, she's going, you won't see her again. So X - this time emotionally prepared - told the locals to come round and wave through the window to his mum, because she was about to go to hospital and she wasn't coming back. The neighbourhood came and waved goodbye.
A few days later X's mum died.
X then rang and asked about the bodies and he was told "Your mum and dad and have been taking to Special Crematorium XP4 (or whatever) they where have been burned with many other bodies. We cannot bury people as the virus lives on in corpses."
Now, the cab driver might have been making all this up. I do not believe he was.
I agree, I dont think it was the cab driver making all this up either.
Oh F off. Why would I lie about this? What's the point? Some kind of evil glee in frightening people?
This is what he said. He was very well informed about the virus, he knew all about containment and delay, and "flattening the curve". He was frightened for his young family, but he was smart, calm and articulate, and, I believe, telling the truth as he had perceived it.
I spoke to a young couple out with their dog in the park earlier. They didn’t know anyone who has been ill. They aren’t worried about the virus. They don’t have any cousins whose parents have been left to die at home.
Are you any the wiser from reading my anecdote?
No.
Are you secretly terrified that eadric has a bigger thingy than you, or something? You may not like him/think he is really somebody else/disapprove of people who write books for a living (ugh!) but I am afraid that for months he has been right time after time after time both on the gravity of the general situation and on key specifics, when nobody else has been. The sniping is just tedious, and misses by a country mile. This latest attempt fails really badly, because whoever said or thought that "man bites dog" is rendered less interesting by "other man does not bite dog"? You need to brush up on information theory.
Don't you think it rather strange that Eadric is the only one who seems to ever have these encounters? Time and time again through all the different world events of the last few years it has been him who has managed, by pure chance, to be the only person on here who has been accosted or driven or served by the very people who confirm his own apocalyptic view of the world.
Things are serious enough without eadric and his 'sky is falling' act
You are free to ignore me if you think I am lying.
THIS is something else that I predicted. People will get violently angry when someone coughs or sneezes at them, without a mask. We saw it in China, now it is being exported.
Soon there will be intense social pressure to WEAR a mask, as against the mild embarrassment of wearing one (which fades daily).
Drunks - on a flight from Saudi Arabia?!?! I'm surprised they weren't all dragged off by the religious police and beheaded.
I've seen precisely no-one, either here in town or visiting Cambridge, wearing a silly mask since this all kicked off, and I don't expect a fad for mask wearing to take off either. Besides anything else, from where is the British population meant to source an additional 66 million surgical masks? We can't even buy bog roll at the moment.
New cases: 2795 for a total of currently infected of 17750 including +190 in intenstive care (for a total of 1518) Deaths: 175 for a total of 1441 Healed: 527 for a total of 1996
New cases: 2795 for a total of currently infected of 17750 including +190 in intenstive care (for a total of 1518) Deaths: 175 for a total of 1441 Healed: 527 for a total of 1996
That is higher daily increases than previous 2 days right?
Italy New cases: 2795 for a total of currently infected of 17750 including +190 in intenstive care (for a total of 1518) Deaths: 175 for a total of 1441 Healed: 527 for a total of 1996
That is higher daily increases than previous 2 days right?
Yes. It was 2.2 and 2.1 in previous days. 1865 of the new ones are in Lombardy. Daily number of deaths has not increased though.
Just had a fairly terrifying black cab ride across London (I'm now taking black cabs because they are bigger and there is a divide between you and the driver - better than Uber (one of a trillion unexpected ramifications of the Virus))
The driver was a very smart Albanian guy, late 30s, who previously lived in Milan for 18 years, where he was a semi pro football player. All we did - he and me - was talk corona, it is all that anyone talks about, now.
He had a few startling anecdotes.
1. He said it is bollocks that only old people get really ill and die. He said in his old football academy in Milan he knew four people with corona, one of which had died, and two were still very ill. They are/were in thei r30s like him. Super fit athletic types. Quite a few young people get this as well and sometimes they get it very very bad. And even die.
No kids tho, thank fuck.
2. He described the experience of a cousin in a small town. Let's call him X. This guy X is early 40s, unmarried, was living with his two elderly parents. First X's dad got coronavirus, badly, and when the ambulance drivers came and saw how bad X's dad was, they said to X: Say goodbye now, he'd not going to survive, he won't even be treated.
So they took X's dad away and sure enough he died three days later.
Then X's mum got ill, and the exact same thing happened: the medics came and shook their heads and said Say goodbye now, she's going, you won't see her again. So X - this time emotionally prepared - told the locals to come round and wave through the window to his mum, because she was about to go to hospital and she wasn't coming back. The neighbourhood came and waved goodbye.
A few days later X's mum died.
X then rang and asked about the bodies and he was told "Your mum and dad and have been taking to Special Crematorium XP4 (or whatever) they where have been burned with many other bodies. We cannot bury people as the virus lives on in corpses."
Now, the cab driver might have been making all this up. I do not believe he was.
I agree, I dont think it was the cab driver making all this up either.
Oh F off. Why would I lie about this? What's the point? Some kind of evil glee in frightening people?
This is what he said. He was very well informed about the virus, he knew all about containment and delay, and "flattening the curve". He was frightened for his young family, but he was smart, calm and articulate, and, I believe, telling the truth as he had perceived it.
I spoke to a young couple out with their dog in the park earlier. They didn’t know anyone who has been ill. They aren’t worried about the virus. They don’t have any cousins whose parents have been left to die at home.
Are you any the wiser from reading my anecdote?
No.
Are you secretly terrified that eadric has a bigger thingy than you, or something? You may not like him/think he is really somebody else/disapprove of people who write books for a living (ugh!) but I am afraid that for months he has been right time after time after time both on the gravity of the general situation and on key specifics, when nobody else has been. The sniping is just tedious, and misses by a country mile. This latest attempt fails really badly, because whoever said or thought that "man bites dog" is rendered less interesting by "other man does not bite dog"? You need to brush up on information theory.
Don't you think it rather strange that Eadric is the only one who seems to ever have these encounters? Time and time again through all the different world events of the last few years it has been him who has managed, by pure chance, to be the only person on here who has been accosted or driven or served by the very people who confirm his own apocalyptic view of the world.
Things are serious enough without eadric and his 'sky is falling' act
You are free to ignore me if you think I am lying.
THIS is something else that I predicted. People will get violently angry when someone coughs or sneezes at them, without a mask. We saw it in China, now it is being exported.
Soon there will be intense social pressure to WEAR a mask, as against the mild embarrassment of wearing one (which fades daily).
Drunks - on a flight from Saudi Arabia?!?! I'm surprised they weren't all dragged off by the religious police and beheaded.
I've seen precisely no-one, either here in town or visiting Cambridge, wearing a silly mask since this all kicked off, and I don't expect a fad for mask wearing to take off either. Besides anything else, from where is the British population meant to source an additional 66 million surgical masks? We can't even buy bog roll at the moment.
Italy New cases: 2795 for a total of currently infected of 17750 including +190 in intenstive care (for a total of 1518) Deaths: 175 for a total of 1441 Healed: 527 for a total of 1996
That is higher daily increases than previous 2 days right?
Yes. It was 2.2 and 2.1 in previous days. 1865 of the new ones are in Lombardy. Daily number of deaths has not increased though.
Crickey. It really must have been circulating in that region for many many weeks undetected, but clearly hadn't spread widely across Italy. Very much like China.
The analogy is all wrong though, unless you are suggesting the government are simply ignoring the advice of their scientists?
It's a nice analogy in the sense of at the moment there is nothing much to see, but the science says with virtual certainty that pretty soon there will be big trouble.
The government is about managing the trouble (which IS coming) in what in their view is the optimum way.
The thing about bog roll is that, for most people at least, there is no acceptable substitute. It's not like pasta, where you can eat rice instead. Plus once you know other people are panic buying it makes sense for you to stock up too - the same logic as a bank run. Luckily I knew this was the #1 panic buying item so have been buying a pack of nine every week for the last few weeks. New Cross Gate Sainsbury's was busier than I have ever seen it today, with shortages of many items. Not toilet roll, thanks to the staff more or less forming a human chain to keep the shelves stocked. A carnival atmosphere but with a slight undertone of panic. Reminded me of the early scenes in "Titanic" after it hits the iceberg. We know how that movie ends!
I like the Titanic analogy for this. When it hit the 'berg there was for a time no panic and no obvious need to panic. But the chap who built the ship, knowing how and where it had been holed, and understanding the structure of his ship and the science of fluid mechanics and stress transference, knew - he KNEW - that in 2 hours that baby was going down to the bottom of the sea. So, here, with the epidemiological modelling. The virus is coming. It's coming to get us.
That is one of the best moments in one of the best films.
The thing about bog roll is that, for most people at least, there is no acceptable substitute. It's not like pasta, where you can eat rice instead. Plus once you know other people are panic buying it makes sense for you to stock up too - the same logic as a bank run. Luckily I knew this was the #1 panic buying item so have been buying a pack of nine every week for the last few weeks. New Cross Gate Sainsbury's was busier than I have ever seen it today, with shortages of many items. Not toilet roll, thanks to the staff more or less forming a human chain to keep the shelves stocked. A carnival atmosphere but with a slight undertone of panic. Reminded me of the early scenes in "Titanic" after it hits the iceberg. We know how that movie ends!
I like the Titanic analogy for this. When it hit the 'berg there was for a time no panic and no obvious need to panic. But the chap who built the ship, knowing how and where it had been holed, and understanding the structure of his ship and the science of fluid mechanics and stress transference, knew - he KNEW - that in 2 hours that baby was going down down down to chinatown. So, here, with the epidemiological modelling. The virus is coming. It's coming to get us.
The analogy is all wrong though, unless you are suggesting the government are simply ignoring the advice of their scientists?
Perhaps more pertinently, it’s wrong unless one of Eadric or kinabula devised the virus.
Just had a fairly terrifying black cab ride across London (I'm now taking black cabs because they are bigger and there is a divide between you and the driver - better than Uber (one of a trillion unexpected ramifications of the Virus))
The driver was a very smart Albanian guy, late 30s, who previously lived in Milan for 18 years, where he was a semi pro football player. All we did - he and me - was talk corona, it is all that anyone talks about, now.
He had a few startling anecdotes.
1. He said it is bollocks that only old people get really ill and die. He said in his old football academy in Milan he knew four people with corona, one of which had died, and two were still very ill. They are/were in thei r30s like him. Super fit athletic types. Quite a few young people get this as well and sometimes they get it very very bad. And even die.
No kids tho, thank fuck.
2. He described the experience of a cousin in a small town. Let's call him X. This guy X is early 40s, unmarried, was living with his two elderly parents. First X's dad got coronavirus, badly, and when the ambulance drivers came and saw how bad X's dad was, they said to X: Say goodbye now, he'd not going to survive, he won't even be treated.
So they took X's dad away and sure enough he died three days later.
Then X's mum got ill, and the exact same thing happened: the medics came and shook their heads and said Say goodbye now, she's going, you won't see her again. So X - this time emotionally prepared - told the locals to come round and wave through the window to his mum, because she was about to go to hospital and she wasn't coming back. The neighbourhood came and waved goodbye.
A few days later X's mum died.
X then rang and asked about the bodies and he was told "Your mum and dad and have been taking to Special Crematorium XP4 (or whatever) they where have been burned with many other bodies. We cannot bury people as the virus lives on in corpses."
Now, the cab driver might have been making all this up. I do not believe he was.
I agree, I dont think it was the cab driver making all this up either.
Oh F off. Why would I lie about this? What's the point? Some kind of evil glee in frightening people?
This is what he said. He was very well informed about the virus, he knew all about containment and delay, and "flattening the curve". He was frightened for his young family, but he was smart, calm and articulate, and, I believe, telling the truth as he had perceived it.
I spoke to a young couple out with their dog in the park earlier. They didn’t know anyone who has been ill. They aren’t worried about the virus. They don’t have any cousins whose parents have been left to die at home.
Are you any the wiser from reading my anecdote?
No.
Are you secretly terrified that eadric has a bigger thingy than you, or something? You may not like him/think he is really somebody else/disapprove of people who write books for a living (ugh!) but I am afraid that for months he has been right time after time after time both on the gravity of the general situation and on key specifics, when nobody else has been. The sniping is just tedious, and misses by a country mile. This latest attempt fails really badly, because whoever said or thought that "man bites dog" is rendered less interesting by "other man does not bite dog"? You need to brush up on information theory.
Don't you think it rather strange that Eadric is the only one who seems to ever have these encounters? Time and time again through all the different world events of the last few years it has been him who has managed, by pure chance, to be the only person on here who has been accosted or driven or served by the very people who confirm his own apocalyptic view of the world.
Things are serious enough without eadric and his 'sky is falling' act
You are free to ignore me if you think I am lying.
THIS is something else that I predicted. People will get violently angry when someone coughs or sneezes at them, without a mask. We saw it in China, now it is being exported.
Soon there will be intense social pressure to WEAR a mask, as against the mild embarrassment of wearing one (which fades daily).
Drunks - on a flight from Saudi Arabia?!?! I'm surprised they weren't all dragged off by the religious police and beheaded.
I've seen precisely no-one, either here in town or visiting Cambridge, wearing a silly mask since this all kicked off, and I don't expect a fad for mask wearing to take off either. Besides anything else, from where is the British population meant to source an additional 66 million surgical masks? We can't even buy bog roll at the moment.
Its just mad. When I prepped my parents, yes we got some toilet rolls, hand wash etc, but the real focus was on getting two freezers worth of frozen fruit, veg and meat.
Bog roll mania seems to have become a Thing. It's really taken off. It could be that there is in each of us a deep-seated fear of what running out of it could lead us to resort to, but I'm not so sure it's that. I sense many - perhaps most - people are joining in simply because this is what you do when something becomes a Thing. It's a way of bonding. And in times such as these, we do need to bond - if free of the virus, obviously, otherwise it's the very opposite.
No. It's definitely the terror of having to use a newspaper. Or your fingers.
If it does come to newspaper a handy hint is to roll it between your hands first, make it into a ball or sausage shape. Then unroll it and use it as desired. Makes it much softer, less prone to sharp creases that can bring a tear to the eye. Less smearing as well.
A squaddy mate showed me how to use a sweet wrapper to wipe your arse, in extremis....
Just had a fairly terrifying black cab ride across London (I'm now taking black cabs because they are bigger and there is a divide between you and the driver - better than Uber (one of a trillion unexpected ramifications of the Virus))
The driver was a very smart Albanian guy, late 30s, who previously lived in Milan for 18 years, where he was a semi pro football player. All we did - he and me - was talk corona, it is all that anyone talks about, now.
He had a few startling anecdotes.
1. He said it is bollocks that only old people get really ill and die. He said in his old football academy in Milan he knew four people with corona, one of which had died, and two were still very ill. They are/were in thei r30s like him. Super fit athletic types. Quite a few young people get this as well and sometimes they get it very very bad. And even die.
No kids tho, thank fuck.
2. He described the experience of a cousin in a small town. Let's call him X. This guy X is early 40s, unmarried, was living with his two elderly parents. First X's dad got coronavirus, badly, and when the ambulance drivers came and saw how bad X's dad was, they said to X: Say goodbye now, he'd not going to survive, he won't even be treated.
So they took X's dad away and sure enough he died three days later.
Then X's mum got ill, and the exact same thing happened: the medics came and shook their heads and said Say goodbye now, she's going, you won't see her again. So X - this time emotionally prepared - told the locals to come round and wave through the window to his mum, because she was about to go to hospital and she wasn't coming back. The neighbourhood came and waved goodbye.
A few days later X's mum died.
X then rang and asked about the bodies and he was told "Your mum and dad and have been taking to Special Crematorium XP4 (or whatever) they where have been burned with many other bodies. We cannot bury people as the virus lives on in corpses."
Now, the cab driver might have been making all this up. I do not believe he was.
I agree, I dont think it was the cab driver making all this up either.
Oh F off. Why would I lie about this? What's the point? Some kind of evil glee in frightening people?
This is what he said. He was very well informed about the virus, he knew all about containment and delay, and "flattening the curve". He was frightened for his young family, but he was smart, calm and articulate, and, I believe, telling the truth as he had perceived it.
I spoke to a young couple out with their dog in the park earlier. They didn’t know anyone who has been ill. They aren’t worried about the virus. They don’t have any cousins whose parents have been left to die at home.
Are you any the wiser from reading my anecdote?
No.
Are you secretly terrified that eadric has a bigger thingy than you, or something? You may not like him/think he is really somebody else/disapprove of people who write books for a living (ugh!) but I am afraid that for months he has been right time after time after time both on the gravity of the general situation and on key specifics, when nobody else has been. The sniping is just tedious, and misses by a country mile. This latest attempt fails really badly, because whoever said or thought that "man bites dog" is rendered less interesting by "other man does not bite dog"? You need to brush up on information theory.
Don't you think it rather strange that Eadric is the only one who seems to ever have these encounters? Time and time again through all the different world events of the last few years it has been him who has managed, by pure chance, to be the only person on here who has been accosted or driven or served by the very people who confirm his own apocalyptic view of the world.
Things are serious enough without eadric and his 'sky is falling' act
You are free to ignore me if you think I am lying.
THIS is something else that I predicted. People will get violently angry when someone coughs or sneezes at them, without a mask. We saw it in China, now it is being exported.
Soon there will be intense social pressure to WEAR a mask, as against the mild embarrassment of wearing one (which fades daily).
Drunks - on a flight from Saudi Arabia?!?! I'm surprised they weren't all dragged off by the religious police and beheaded.
I've seen precisely no-one, either here in town or visiting Cambridge, wearing a silly mask since this all kicked off, and I don't expect a fad for mask wearing to take off either. Besides anything else, from where is the British population meant to source an additional 66 million surgical masks? We can't even buy bog roll at the moment.
Plenty of Londoners are now wearing masks.
Bollocks.
@eadric wears a mask some of the time. Not seen anyone else with one on apart from the odd teenage Asian woman.
Just had a fairly terrifying black cab ride across London (I'm now taking black cabs because they are bigger and there is a divide between you and the driver - better than Uber (one of a trillion unexpected ramifications of the Virus))
The driver was a very smart Albanian guy, late 30s, who previously lived in Milan for 18 years, where he was a semi pro football player. All we did - he and me - was talk corona, it is all that anyone talks about, now.
He had a few startling anecdotes.
1. He said it is bollocks that only old people get really ill and die. He said in his old football academy in Milan he knew four people with corona, one of which had died, and two were still very ill. They are/were in thei r30s like him. Super fit athletic types. Quite a few young people get this as well and sometimes they get it very very bad. And even die.
No kids tho, thank fuck.
2. He described the experience of a cousin in a small town. Let's call him X. This guy X is early 40s, unmarried, was living with his two elderly parents. First X's dad got coronavirus, badly, and when the ambulance drivers came and saw how bad X's dad was, they said to X: Say goodbye now, he'd not going to survive, he won't even be treated.
So they took X's dad away and sure enough he died three days later.
Then X's mum got ill, and the exact same thing happened: the medics came and shook their heads and said Say goodbye now, she's going, you won't see her again. So X - this time emotionally prepared - told the locals to come round and wave through the window to his mum, because she was about to go to hospital and she wasn't coming back. The neighbourhood came and waved goodbye.
A few days later X's mum died.
X then rang and asked about the bodies and he was told "Your mum and dad and have been taking to Special Crematorium XP4 (or whatever) they where have been burned with many other bodies. We cannot bury people as the virus lives on in corpses."
Now, the cab driver might have been making all this up. I do not believe he was.
I agree, I dont think it was the cab driver making all this up either.
Oh F off. Why would I lie about this? What's the point? Some kind of evil glee in frightening people?
This is what he said. He was very well informed about the virus, he knew all about containment and delay, and "flattening the curve". He was frightened for his young family, but he was smart, calm and articulate, and, I believe, telling the truth as he had perceived it.
I spoke to a young couple out with their dog in the park earlier. They didn’t know anyone who has been ill. They aren’t worried about the virus. They don’t have any cousins whose parents have been left to die at home.
Are you any the wiser from reading my anecdote?
No.
Are you secretly terrified that eadric has a bigger thingy than you, or something? You may not like him/think he is really somebody else/disapprove of people who write books for a living (ugh!) but I am afraid that for months he has been right time after time after time both on the gravity of the general situation and on key specifics, when nobody else has been. The sniping is just tedious, and misses by a country mile. This latest attempt fails really badly, because whoever said or thought that "man bites dog" is rendered less interesting by "other man does not bite dog"? You need to brush up on information theory.
Don't you think it rather strange that Eadric is the only one who seems to ever have these encounters? Time and time again through all the different world events of the last few years it has been him who has managed, by pure chance, to be the only person on here who has been accosted or driven or served by the very people who confirm his own apocalyptic view of the world.
Things are serious enough without eadric and his 'sky is falling' act
You are free to ignore me if you think I am lying.
THIS is something else that I predicted. People will get violently angry when someone coughs or sneezes at them, without a mask. We saw it in China, now it is being exported.
Soon there will be intense social pressure to WEAR a mask, as against the mild embarrassment of wearing one (which fades daily).
Drunks - on a flight from Saudi Arabia?!?! I'm surprised they weren't all dragged off by the religious police and beheaded.
I've seen precisely no-one, either here in town or visiting Cambridge, wearing a silly mask since this all kicked off, and I don't expect a fad for mask wearing to take off either. Besides anything else, from where is the British population meant to source an additional 66 million surgical masks? We can't even buy bog roll at the moment.
Plenty of Londoners are now wearing masks.
Bollocks.
I took a delivery from a guy yesterday: wearing a mask.
My wife went on a tube journey across London yesterday, she reported roughly one mask in every carriage, in a strangely empty train.
There was a guy in M&S the other day, wearing a mask.
It's still a small percentage of Londoners, but in a city the size of London, a small percentage means "plenty of people", which is precisely what I said.
BiB - she walked through the whole train? Presumably this was on the sub-surface lines? And it clearly wasn't that empty if there was one passenger wearing mask in every carriage
Sigh: Holiday of a life time to USA in 6 weeks looking doubtful, wife's trip to Spain in 2 weeks looking very doubtful and my daughter's university effectively just closed, all in the space of 5 minutes.
Trump's speech made all his previously ones look, well positively presidential. How the hell did he get the job?
Sigh: Holiday of a life time to USA in 6 weeks looking doubtful, wife's trip to Spain in 2 weeks looking very doubtful and my daughter's university effectively just closed, all in the space of 5 minutes.
Trump's speech made all his previously ones look, well positively presidential. How the hell did he get the job?
Its just mad. When I prepped my parents, yes we got some toilet rolls, hand wash etc, but the real focus was on getting two freezers worth of frozen fruit, veg and meat.
Bog roll mania seems to have become a Thing. It's really taken off. It could be that there is in each of us a deep-seated fear of what running out of it could lead us to resort to, but I'm not so sure it's that. I sense many - perhaps most - people are joining in simply because this is what you do when something becomes a Thing. It's a way of bonding. And in times such as these, we do need to bond - if free of the virus, obviously, otherwise it's the very opposite.
No. It's definitely the terror of having to use a newspaper. Or your fingers.
If it does come to newspaper a handy hint is to roll it between your hands first, make it into a ball or sausage shape. Then unroll it and use it as desired. Makes it much softer, less prone to sharp creases that can bring a tear to the eye. Less smearing as well.
A squaddy mate showed me how to use a sweet wrapper to wipe your arse, in extremis....
He showed you? What an actual demonstration? And you watched?
Sigh: Holiday of a life time to USA in 6 weeks looking doubtful, wife's trip to Spain in 2 weeks looking very doubtful and my daughter's university effectively just closed, all in the space of 5 minutes.
Trump's speech made all his previously ones look, well positively presidential. How the hell did he get the job?
My mother and stepfather were meant to be going to Tenerife this month, rescheduled it to late May when this whole thing started to kick off because they were worried about being stuck out there (he's due in hospital in about ten days' time for elective surgery.)
We were discussing this yesterday, along with planning for self-isolation. He might get his op, but I think their holiday's toast. I doubt that any plans of that kind are worth anything until July at the earliest, and then you'll only be travelling if your hotel and/or airline haven't gone bust in the meantime.
By last weekend, with shops across Japan sold out of the precious tissue and Prime Minister Shinzo Abe preaching against panic, TV news shows collated more ominous signage from around the country — some snarling that in-lavatory larceny would bring a police response, others closing their restrooms altogether, defeated by the crime spree.
But it was the images that appeared on Monday, of toilet paper rolls bound to their dispensers with bicycle locks, that finally told a nation that Japan had descended into Lord of the Flies-style depravity. “Bicycle locks on a ¥50 toilet roll?” writhed social media. In a country where even bicycles sometimes don’t need locks? Are we humans or beasts? ..
For all of its extraordinary and pioneering technology, Japan’s largest toilet maker, Toto, confirmed this week that the company has never claimed that its machines provide an alternative to toilet paper.
So if my dream of importing a Japanese toilet doesn't work, what are the (sane, hygienic) alternatives? And would any PBer admit to using them?
Re @eadric’s Albanian cab driver in his late 30’s, who lived in Milan for 18 years and then moved to Britain and took the Knowledge before becoming a black cab driver (estimated to take 2 - 3 years), I’m intrigued.
At what age did he move to Italy? When did he become an Italian citizen? When did he move to Britain and why? How did he earn his living while doing the Knowledge? And how long has he been a taxi driver?
Would be the questions I would have asked him had I been sat in the back of his cab.
Its just mad. When I prepped my parents, yes we got some toilet rolls, hand wash etc, but the real focus was on getting two freezers worth of frozen fruit, veg and meat.
Bog roll mania seems to have become a Thing. It's really taken off. It could be that there is in each of us a deep-seated fear of what running out of it could lead us to resort to, but I'm not so sure it's that. I sense many - perhaps most - people are joining in simply because this is what you do when something becomes a Thing. It's a way of bonding. And in times such as these, we do need to bond - if free of the virus, obviously, otherwise it's the very opposite.
No. It's definitely the terror of having to use a newspaper. Or your fingers.
If it does come to newspaper a handy hint is to roll it between your hands first, make it into a ball or sausage shape. Then unroll it and use it as desired. Makes it much softer, less prone to sharp creases that can bring a tear to the eye. Less smearing as well.
A squaddy mate showed me how to use a sweet wrapper to wipe your arse, in extremis....
Oh is it the ‘poking your finger through it’ method? That’s an army and trawlerman trick to use just the one sheet: stick your finger through the middle of a single sheet of shit paper, wipe your arse with your finger then use the paper to wipe your finger.
Never needed that method but I can vouch for scrunched up newspaper.
Simon Calder's latest piece in the Independent, from yesterday.
"Hitch-hiking, you may be surprised to learn, still works despite the growing fears about coronavirus. I base this on my experience on Tuesday afternoon, when I successfully thumbed my way from the Israeli resort of Eilat to the Egyptian border."
Its just mad. When I prepped my parents, yes we got some toilet rolls, hand wash etc, but the real focus was on getting two freezers worth of frozen fruit, veg and meat.
Bog roll mania seems to have become a Thing. It's really taken off. It could be that there is in each of us a deep-seated fear of what running out of it could lead us to resort to, but I'm not so sure it's that. I sense many - perhaps most - people are joining in simply because this is what you do when something becomes a Thing. It's a way of bonding. And in times such as these, we do need to bond - if free of the virus, obviously, otherwise it's the very opposite.
No. It's definitely the terror of having to use a newspaper. Or your fingers.
If it does come to newspaper a handy hint is to roll it between your hands first, make it into a ball or sausage shape. Then unroll it and use it as desired. Makes it much softer, less prone to sharp creases that can bring a tear to the eye. Less smearing as well.
A squaddy mate showed me how to use a sweet wrapper to wipe your arse, in extremis....
Kingsley Amis once mentioned employment of sweet bags as paper ended when a boiled sweet caused problems for user.
Slightly premature profiteering - periodic crises of demand but supplies of them apparently increasing to take account in some areas, and shops restocking.
New cases: 2795 for a total of currently infected of 17750 including +190 in intenstive care (for a total of 1518) Deaths: 175 for a total of 1441 Healed: 527 for a total of 1996
That is higher daily increases than previous 2 days right?
Deaths went up yesterday, but today's total the second lowest in the last four days. Numbers reported healed also up around ten times since Wednesday, I think. I'm still not entirely sure what the latter figure means, and whether it relates to healing from severe symptoms, but more positive nonetheless.
Wonder if Simon Calder is still recommending snapping up some bargains?
I might send him a tweet.
lol. Yeah. He's one of the worst Just The Fluers. Worse than some on here.
To be fair, he is trying to protect his industry - tourism and hospitality - which is about to take the biggest hit since World War 2. I can cut him some slack, even if his advice is mad. There are 50 million people who work in travel around the world, many of them are gonna lose their jobs.
I've personally written off the chances of any international travel til the Autumn.
Yeah I understand he has a conflict of interest. That's why I was rather cross listening to him advise elderly people with health problems to travel to Venice/Italy two and a half weeks ago.
I think he will actually be a case study in future university courses.
Sigh: Holiday of a life time to USA in 6 weeks looking doubtful, wife's trip to Spain in 2 weeks looking very doubtful and my daughter's university effectively just closed, all in the space of 5 minutes.
Trump's speech made all his previously ones look, well positively presidential. How the hell did he get the job?
My mother and stepfather were meant to be going to Tenerife this month, rescheduled it to late May when this whole thing started to kick off because they were worried about being stuck out there (he's due in hospital in about ten days' time for elective surgery.)
We were discussing this yesterday, along with planning for self-isolation. He might get his op, but I think their holiday's toast. I doubt that any plans of that kind are worth anything until July at the earliest, and then you'll only be travelling if your hotel and/or airline haven't gone bust in the meantime.
The University news was the biggest shock. Suspended as of today (by email to students) for rest of academic year.
Its just mad. When I prepped my parents, yes we got some toilet rolls, hand wash etc, but the real focus was on getting two freezers worth of frozen fruit, veg and meat.
Bog roll mania seems to have become a Thing. It's really taken off. It could be that there is in each of us a deep-seated fear of what running out of it could lead us to resort to, but I'm not so sure it's that. I sense many - perhaps most - people are joining in simply because this is what you do when something becomes a Thing. It's a way of bonding. And in times such as these, we do need to bond - if free of the virus, obviously, otherwise it's the very opposite.
No. It's definitely the terror of having to use a newspaper. Or your fingers.
If it does come to newspaper a handy hint is to roll it between your hands first, make it into a ball or sausage shape. Then unroll it and use it as desired. Makes it much softer, less prone to sharp creases that can bring a tear to the eye. Less smearing as well.
A squaddy mate showed me how to use a sweet wrapper to wipe your arse, in extremis....
Oh is it the ‘poking your finger through it’ method? That’s an army and trawlerman trick to use just the one sheet: stick your finger through the middle of a single sheet of shit paper, wipe your arse with your finger then use the paper to wipe your finger.
Never needed that method but I can vouch for scrunched up newspaper.
Fold it in four, pull off the corner as a quarter circle (save it), use hole created to insert finger and wipe arse. Then you use the saved bit to clean under your finger nail.
I don't mean to sound callous but I'd really start worrying if someone in the UK dies from the virus who's relatively young and/or doesn't have any underlying medical conditions. It's difficult to find any information on whether there have been these types of cases in Italy or elsewhere (apart from China and Iran).
You are free to ignore me if you think I am lying.
THIS is something else that I predicted. People will get violently angry when someone coughs or sneezes at them, without a mask. We saw it in China, now it is being exported.
Sigh: Holiday of a life time to USA in 6 weeks looking doubtful, wife's trip to Spain in 2 weeks looking very doubtful and my daughter's university effectively just closed, all in the space of 5 minutes.
Trump's speech made all his previously ones look, well positively presidential. How the hell did he get the job?
My mother and stepfather were meant to be going to Tenerife this month, rescheduled it to late May when this whole thing started to kick off because they were worried about being stuck out there (he's due in hospital in about ten days' time for elective surgery.)
We were discussing this yesterday, along with planning for self-isolation. He might get his op, but I think their holiday's toast. I doubt that any plans of that kind are worth anything until July at the earliest, and then you'll only be travelling if your hotel and/or airline haven't gone bust in the meantime.
The University news was the biggest shock. Suspended as of today (by email to students) for rest of academic year.
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Still plenty available on Amazon apparently.
Wonder if that'll continue.
Negative: U3a colleague, supposed to be at a Group meeting early next week. Says that early last week she had relatives with her for the evening. When going into work next day (at Canary Wharf) one was told by the company to self-isolate for at least 7 days as one of their employees had tested positive for the virus. My friend isn't showing any symptoms but will also self-isolate for a few days 'just in case'.
I genuinely fear for you if you haven't done your own prep.
Even the slowest witted amongst us in society have at least a couple of bog rolls and some tins of beans by now.
As an aside, WRAP are trying to encourage more consumption of tinned food, which they reckon has gone out of fashion compared to the trend for "fresh", despite having many of the same nutritional benefits as fresh food. If Covid changes tastes away from fresh food that's often at least partly disposed of because it goes off so fast, it may also reduce food waste. We shall see...
Baked beans never cross the threshold of my house.
Pence on the other hand was very assured.
https://www.worldometers.info/coronavirus/
There are currently rather more tins in the flat than I would normally store in one go, but even if we don't need to self-isolate at any point it's all stuff that will get used in good time.
The bucket will fill soon enough though.
Go check his comment record. You might be surprised.
I dare you, I double dare you...
Delivery slots fully booked through to next Thursday - unheard of, normally there are plenty avail for the next day. So...
Decided to risk it and take a trip to the front line:
Turned out to be quite busy (not sure if that's normal for a Saturday though, not a day we'd normally shop on). No empty shelves except toilet rolls (not on our list anyway). Quite a few shelves looking a bit depleted but not empty. We got everything on our list, including dried pasta. No fighting in the aisles. Food bank collection box overflowing with contributions, which is nice to see.
Things are serious enough without eadric and his 'sky is falling' act
One must use proper bog roll. This is a civilised society, after all.
https://www.theguardian.com/world/live/2020/mar/14/coronavirus-live-updates-uk-us-australia-italy-europe-school-shutdown-sport-events-cancelled-latest-update-news
Going to try it before I actually have to - can then tinker as necessary and feedback.
Clear swing to the Tories in most of the rest of England and Wales and especially in East Anglia, Yorkshire and Humber and the North East
That's looks like a Saudi Arabian Airlines plane from the colour scheme, so whatever those passengers are, they're not drunk.
I went to a funeral in Cornwall the other day where the crematorium was an hour's drive from the memorial service.
My thoughts exactly.
NB: Somewhere or other vanilla is scrambling quotes.
I've seen precisely no-one, either here in town or visiting Cambridge, wearing a silly mask since this all kicked off, and I don't expect a fad for mask wearing to take off either. Besides anything else, from where is the British population meant to source an additional 66 million surgical masks? We can't even buy bog roll at the moment.
New cases: 2795 for a total of currently infected of 17750 including +190 in intenstive care (for a total of 1518)
Deaths: 175 for a total of 1441
Healed: 527 for a total of 1996
Daily number of deaths has not increased though.
The government is about managing the trouble (which IS coming) in what in their view is the optimum way.
"Wearing a face mask 'not a good idea' says senior medical officer
“In fact, you can actually trap the virus in the mask and start breathing it in.”"
https://www.walesonline.co.uk/news/uk-news/wearing-face-mask-not-good-17910949
https://www.independent.co.uk/news/health/coronavirus-news-face-masks-increase-risk-infection-doctor-jenny-harries-a9396811.html
Trump's speech made all his previously ones look, well positively presidential. How the hell did he get the job?
I might send him a tweet.
We were discussing this yesterday, along with planning for self-isolation. He might get his op, but I think their holiday's toast. I doubt that any plans of that kind are worth anything until July at the earliest, and then you'll only be travelling if your hotel and/or airline haven't gone bust in the meantime.
Coronavirus forces Japan to rethink its view of toilet roll, by Leo Lewis
https://www.ft.com/content/397bd2a4-5d35-11ea-b0ab-339c2307bcd4 (paywall but use google to get full article) So if my dream of importing a Japanese toilet doesn't work, what are the (sane, hygienic) alternatives? And would any PBer admit to using them?
At what age did he move to Italy? When did he become an Italian citizen? When did he move to Britain and why? How did he earn his living while doing the Knowledge? And how long has he been a taxi driver?
Would be the questions I would have asked him had I been sat in the back of his cab.
Never needed that method but I can vouch for scrunched up newspaper.
"Hitch-hiking, you may be surprised to learn, still works despite the growing fears about coronavirus. I base this on my experience on Tuesday afternoon, when I successfully thumbed my way from the Israeli resort of Eilat to the Egyptian border."
https://www.independent.co.uk/travel/news-and-advice/coronavirus-travel-warning-border-closed-advice-pandemic-a9396316.html
I think he will actually be a case study in future university courses.
Then gut fish/opposing squaddies as required.
My experience of Saudis suggests they might just be drunk on their own arrogance and entitlement.