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  • EPGEPG Posts: 6,729

    BBC News - Rishi Sunak hints at more help with rising cost of living
    https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-61603902

    It seems the magic money forest is boundless.

    Richie cut off the fiscal scag for about seventeen minutes of his career before people wanted him to quit.
  • HYUFDHYUFD Posts: 126,278
    Carnyx said:

    Your highly incomplete and hopelessly biased interpretation of a commitment away from oil to other energy sources, not to mention international commitments on global warming.
    It was you having the audacity to whinge about pressure on energy supplies when your useless FM and SNP leader refuses to use one of the key energy sources in Scotland
  • OldKingColeOldKingCole Posts: 34,262
    Sky newsflash that thousands of Liverpool fans are stuck at Dover.
  • MPartridgeMPartridge Posts: 174

    You're obviously not that far from me (I live south of Abingdon).
    Stone throw away from me, i'm Benson
  • CarnyxCarnyx Posts: 44,613
    HYUFD said:

    Christmas does not start until Christmas Day, Easter not until Easter Sunday.

    However even if you said Easter Season starts with Holy Week for example, the Jubilee Season does not start properly until the lighting of the beacons on Thursday which also is the exact day of the Coronation anniversary
    Eh??

    George VI died on 6 February 1952. So HMtQ has been HM of the UK for about 50 years and a large chunk. Unless it's the divine right from having the oil and water poured on that counts, more than the 1688/1690 settlements?

  • Andy_JSAndy_JS Posts: 33,910
    Flanner said:

    I live securely in Middle England: almost as Middle as you can get. C.100 miles to the sea in just about any direction), traditional Tory Parliamentary majority (though currently LibDem-led County and district councils), average age over 50, slightly more Ukrainian flags flying than Union flags - and of course NO English flags - but both massively outnumbered by pennants for next month's (non-Jubilee) local festivals.

    The foci of interest are the dozens of localish opera, visual arts, drama, literature, beer, dog, garden and rock festivals that take up every weekend, every year, from Ascensiontide to the late summer Bank Holiday. This year, many with some king of Jubilee twist - but prob. just as many with a Ukraine/refugee twist - and possibly by the time they take place, with a partygate/election/isn't-Johnson-a-pillock twist.

    The dominant issue about Whit weekend isn't what we think of the monarchy or the Union: it's so self-evident that Elizabeth has served us infinitely better than the tossers who've run France and the US (or the homunculi who've done piss all as Heads of State in Germany or Switzerland) over the past 70 years, it's not worth discussing. The issue is what's the weather going to be like for the BBQ's planned around the four day weekend.
    Interesting. (Although I live very close to the furthest place from the sea and it's only 70 miles. Also there aren't any LD councils near here).
  • FairlieredFairliered Posts: 5,412
    mwadams said:

    I just had a plastic muffin from Costa with a crown on the top and a National Front paper wrapper (at least I think that was it - it was covered in union flags, anyway.)

    It was half price because they hadn't sold any all week and they were going off.
    They’ll be completely rancid by the time HYUFD buys his next Thursday.
  • MISTYMISTY Posts: 1,594
    edited May 2022

    U.K. PM #BorisJohnson offered President @ZelenskyyUa to create a new anti-Russian international alliance that would serve as an alternative to the EU.

    https://twitter.com/KyivPost/status/1530130395794227200

    The idea is a European Commonwealth including Ukraine, Poland, the Baltic states and possibly Turkey.

    https://www.corriere.it/economia/finanza/22_maggio_26/piano-segreto-boris-johnson-dividere-l-ucraina-russia-ue-commonwealth-europeo-02d3b232-dc6b-11ec-b480-f783b433fe60.shtml

    Single currency.....? Free movement.....?

    Ooh-err....
  • HYUFD said:

    Christmas does not start until Christmas Day, Easter not until Easter Sunday.

    However even if you said Easter Season starts with Holy Week for example, the Jubilee Season does not start properly until the lighting of the beacons on Thursday which also is the exact day of the Coronation anniversary
    So Good Friday isn't a part of Easter? Christingle services are nothing to do with Christmas?

    Jubliee functions up and down the country with Jubilee bunting and Jubilee festivals has nothing to do with the Jubilee?

    Preposterous.
  • FrancisUrquhartFrancisUrquhart Posts: 82,959
    Well done. You managed to insult Luis Díaz’s country twice. By misspelling Colombia and stereotyping the nation into this drug-infested country cause you get all your cultural lessons from Narcos.

    https://twitter.com/lmechegaray/status/1529948718773977088?t=W1E-YH32vrV0Iac-41wfiQ&s=19
  • RochdalePioneersRochdalePioneers Posts: 29,524
    HYUFD said:

    Christmas does not start until Christmas Day, Easter not until Easter Sunday.

    However even if you said Easter Season starts with Holy Week for example, the Jubilee Season does not start properly until the lighting of the beacons on Thursday which also is the exact day of the Coronation anniversary
    Christmas Season. Your words.
  • CarnyxCarnyx Posts: 44,613
    HYUFD said:

    It was you having the audacity to whinge about pressure on energy supplies when your useless FM and SNP leader refuses to use one of the key energy sources in Scotland
    "refuses to use". I didn't know they had closed down the oil industry. And she is talking about 5-10-20 years in the future.

    I think you are Suella Braverman and claim my 5 debased Henry VIII silver-plated copper shillings.

  • ApplicantApplicant Posts: 3,379
    Carnyx said:

    It's a bit like claiming that Easter Sunday is all that it's at when the entire ritual and liturgical process toward it of Holy Week is an integral part.
    Yeah, but then you end up with people calling Holy Saturday "Easter Saturday".
  • TOPPINGTOPPING Posts: 43,556
    Leon said:

    Six hours of this

    Just what we were thinking.
  • MattWMattW Posts: 25,737
    edited May 2022
    Andy_JS said:

    Since it's very windy and sunny today I thought it would be worth looking at this:

    https://www.gridwatch.templar.co.uk

    Wind 36%
    Solar 23%
    Hydro 1%

    Interesting. Looknig at interconnectors, we are exporting to France and Ireland, and importing from Norway, Belgium and the Netherlands.


  • LostPasswordLostPassword Posts: 19,118
    edited May 2022

    I used to say the first time you see the Coca Cola Christmas van advert on TV but since I don't want much commercial TV anymore, that has to be switched to the Starbucks red cups now instead.

    Alternatively Halloween is October, then you have Guy Fawkes, and any time after Guy Fawkes is acceptable.

    Christmas stuff before Halloween is an absolute no no.
    My Christmas starts when I bake the cake, which would normally be on the weekend of the blessed clock change, when the country returns to the One True Time (i.e. the last weekend in October for all the horologically-deficient heathens)
  • Northern_AlNorthern_Al Posts: 8,712
    edited May 2022
    It's May 27th, FFS. Personally I think anybody who even mentions an event that takes place on 25/12 should be banned.
  • IshmaelZIshmaelZ Posts: 21,830
    Leon said:

    Everyone on the bus is being excessively British - for Greeks - and politely ignoring the old lady who has a 2 in 5 chance of dying before we reach Corinth

    She looks pretty tough, it's a lay at those odds.

    If there's going to be a market on this, see above point about non intervention.
  • noneoftheabovenoneoftheabove Posts: 23,935

    It's May 27th, FFS. Personally I think anybody who even mentions an event that takes place on 25/12 should be banned.

    Just banned? Why not die, in a hard way perhaps?
  • CarnyxCarnyx Posts: 44,613

    So Good Friday isn't a part of Easter? Christingle services are nothing to do with Christmas?

    Jubliee functions up and down the country with Jubilee bunting and Jubilee festivals has nothing to do with the Jubilee?

    Preposterous.
    Quite, esp as HMTQ had her jubilee on 6 February anyways. So we're having a rteally loooong Jubilee season, 5 months and 4 weeks and counting.
  • FrancisUrquhartFrancisUrquhart Posts: 82,959
    edited May 2022
    Andy_JS said:
    I am glad i don't own a business that is public facing!
  • Richard_TyndallRichard_Tyndall Posts: 33,168
    Carnyx said:

    Quite, esp as HMTQ had her jubilee on 6 February anyways. So we're having a rteally loooong Jubilee season, 5 months and 4 weeks and counting.
    It is a slightly strange one. June 2nd is actually the date of her coronation - but more than a year after she had become queen. 69 years ago rather than 70
  • Nigel_ForemainNigel_Foremain Posts: 14,686
    Leon said:

    I’m not joking. She’s now moved and she’s stretching out to have a nice Kip. With a plastic bag over her head


    It is difficult to tell from this angle, but could you please check she isn't wearing handcuffs and has an orange shoved in her mouth? If that does turn out to be the case it is just possible that you caught the bus for the Annual outing of the Greek branch of International S&M Society. Either that or The Greek Exit voluntary euthanasia society?
  • HYUFDHYUFD Posts: 126,278

    So Good Friday isn't a part of Easter? Christingle services are nothing to do with Christmas?

    Jubliee functions up and down the country with Jubilee bunting and Jubilee festivals has nothing to do with the Jubilee?

    Preposterous.
    Technically not part of Easter itself no, just as Christingle services are not part of Christmas itself as the 12 days of Christmas do not start until Christmas.

    However even if they were the Palace has made clear the formal Jubilee celebration does not start until Trooping of the Colour and the lighting of the beacons on Thursday, hence Thursday and Friday are the Jubilee Bank Holidays and ends with the Jubilee Pageant on Sunday afternoon.

    So by Monday week the Jubilee celebrations will officially be over
  • FrancisUrquhartFrancisUrquhart Posts: 82,959

    It is difficult to tell from this angle, but could you please check she isn't wearing handcuffs and has an orange shoved in her mouth? If that does turn out to be the case it is just possible that you caught the bus for the Annual outing of the Greek branch of International S&M Society. Either that or The Greek Exit voluntary euthanasia society?
    Or a Tory Party away day....
  • Nigel_ForemainNigel_Foremain Posts: 14,686

    Sky newsflash that thousands of Liverpool fans are stuck at Dover.

    Thousands of cars at Dover no longer have wheels.
  • HYUFDHYUFD Posts: 126,278
    edited May 2022
    Carnyx said:

    "refuses to use". I didn't know they had closed down the oil industry. And she is talking about 5-10-20 years in the future.

    I think you are Suella Braverman and claim my 5 debased Henry VIII silver-plated copper shillings.

    Sturgeon opposes every proposed new oil field in Scotland despite the energy they will provide
  • xxx
    Leon said:

    I’m simultaneously transfixed with pity while also trying extremely hard not to laugh out loud

    I'm doing the laughing out loud for you
  • kjhkjh Posts: 12,314
    HYUFD said:

    Technically not part of Easter itself no, just as Christingle services are not part of Christmas itself as the 12 days of Christmas do not start until Christmas.

    However even if they were the Palace has made clear the formal Jubilee celebration does not start until Trooping of the Colour and the lighting of the beacons on Thursday, hence Thursday and Friday are the Jubilee Bank Holidays and ends with the Jubilee Pageant on Sunday afternoon.

    So by Monday week the Jubilee celebrations will officially be over
    Surely Easter must start when Sainsbury's starts selling hot cross buns. I thought it said so in the Bible.
  • HYUFD said:

    Technically not part of Easter itself no, just as Christingle services are not part of Christmas itself as the 12 days of Christmas do not start until Christmas.

    However even if they were the Palace has made clear the formal Jubilee celebration does not start until Trooping of the Colour and the lighting of the beacons on Thursday, hence Thursday and Friday are the Jubilee Bank Holidays and ends with the Jubilee Pageant on Sunday afternoon.

    So by Monday week the Jubilee celebrations will officially be over
    Please show me where the "Palace has made clear" that schools celebrating the Jubilee this week are not a part of the Jubilee celebrations.

    I very much doubt the Palace are as pigheaded and ignorant as that, and rather expect they'd encourage and welcome those celebrations instead.
  • LeonLeon Posts: 58,912

    Thousands of cars at Dover no longer have wheels.

    Thousands of cars at Dover no longer have wheels.
    Maybe the Liverpool fans booed the ferry because it was elegant and looked sea worthy and then they threw their own poo at the captain for having a smart uniform and being well trained, hence their new stranded status
  • boulayboulay Posts: 6,001

    Serves you right for using a peasant wagon!
    Funnily enough this happened today locally


  • MattWMattW Posts: 25,737

    I am glad i don't own a business that is public facing!
    Assistance cats have no official status in the UK.

    Perhaps it's time for a scheme.

    Now, where's my assistance rhino...
  • Sunil_PrasannanSunil_Prasannan Posts: 53,184
    Applicant said:

    Mini Eggs are fine at any time starting from Boxing Day. But I found it very difficult to find them in the last couple of weeks before Easter this year.

    And, for the love of god, why don't they sell short Twiglets in tubs all year round?
    Not Cheddar Cheese and Pineapple on a stick?
  • CarlottaVanceCarlottaVance Posts: 60,281
    New:

    First frontbencher to resign since Gray report is Paul Holmes - PPS to the home secretary.

    He says it's "distressing" his work as an MP "has been tarnished by the toxic culture that seemed to have permeated Number 10".


    https://twitter.com/breeallegretti/status/1530152765430824962
  • HYUFDHYUFD Posts: 126,278

    Please show me where the "Palace has made clear" that schools celebrating the Jubilee this week are not a part of the Jubilee celebrations.

    I very much doubt the Palace are as pigheaded and ignorant as that, and rather expect they'd encourage and welcome those celebrations instead.
    The Jubilee Central weekend starts on Thursday and ends on Sunday, anything else outside that period is not part of the main, formal Jubilee celebration
  • kjhkjh Posts: 12,314
    MattW said:

    Assistance cats have no official status in the UK.

    Perhaps it's time for a scheme.

    Now, where's my assistance rhino...
    You joke, but US airlines finally drew the line at a peacock being taken on a flight and this morning BBC showed an assistance horse being taken on the tube. It was quite a small horse.
  • FrancisUrquhartFrancisUrquhart Posts: 82,959
    edited May 2022
    Leon said:

    Maybe the Liverpool fans booed the ferry because it was elegant and looked sea worthy and then they threw their own poo at the captain for having a smart uniform and being well trained, hence their new stranded status
    If that's the case, they definitely didn't book with P&O then....

    Talking of which, funny how all the talk of legal action and new laws etc seem to have totally disappeared. I am presuming lawyers have looked and found however immoral their behaviour very difficult to do much about it.
  • Its funny how the "Palace has made clear" that Jubilee activities don't begin until next Thursday when if you care to look at the Royal Families own Twitter feed it shows things that the Royal Family have already done to mark the Jubilee.

    https://twitter.com/RoyalFamily/status/1529871791186923522
    👑To mark The Queen’s #PlatinumJubilee, we brought together two generations of
    @PoppyLegion
    supporters to talk about the influence of Her Majesty’s reign.

    The Queen has close relationship with the Armed Forces, both as Head of the Armed Forces and as a former member of the ATS.


    I guess someone needs to inform the British Legion, the Royal Family and the Queen that they're bringing together generations of Poppy Legion supporters too prematurely and the Palace doesn't approve of what the Royal Family are doing according to HYUFD.
  • RochdalePioneersRochdalePioneers Posts: 29,524
    Andy_JS said:
    There is a lot if autism in our family. Have never heard of an assistance cat but now want one...
  • HYUFD said:

    The Jubilee Central weekend starts on Thursday and ends on Sunday, anything else outside that period is not part of the main, formal Jubilee celebration
    You're wrong, its not a part of the Central weekend. It is a part of the Jubilee celebration, as even the Royal Family themselves are saying.

    The Central weekend is the main point of it, but the Jubilee celebration spreads far either side of it. At the encouragement of the Royal Family themselves.
  • MattWMattW Posts: 25,737
    edited May 2022
    kjh said:

    You joke, but US airlines finally drew the line at a peacock being taken on a flight and this morning BBC showed an assistance horse being taken on the tube. It was quite a small horse.
    It's one to watch. The chap is a bit of an activist.

    https://catfriendly.org/information-for-businesses/

    Don't you think that is the way we are going?

    We learnt that when Pen Farthing's street dogs were prioritised over Afghani Translators for evacuation resources.
  • Sunil_PrasannanSunil_Prasannan Posts: 53,184

    Sky newsflash that thousands of Liverpool fans are stuck at Dover.

    So that's why TSE hasn't posted anything to PB this morning?
  • RochdalePioneersRochdalePioneers Posts: 29,524
    HYUFD said:

    Sturgeon opposes every proposed new oil field in Scotland despite the energy they will provide
    True. So how is wanting to stop new oil expansion remotely what you said which is that she "refuses to use" oil?

    You do understand that words matter. You can't guff any old nonsense without it being pointed out and then laughed at when you keep digging.
  • FairlieredFairliered Posts: 5,412

    Not Cheddar Cheese and Pineapple on a stick?
    They could be a special jubilee snack. Had they been invented by 1952?
  • FrancisUrquhartFrancisUrquhart Posts: 82,959
    edited May 2022
    MattW said:

    It's one to watch. The chap is a bit of an activist.

    https://catfriendly.org/information-for-businesses/
    What a shock that they are some fringe activist that the media then give exposure to.
  • HYUFDHYUFD Posts: 126,278

    True. So how is wanting to stop new oil expansion remotely what you said which is that she "refuses to use" oil?

    You do understand that words matter. You can't guff any old nonsense without it being pointed out and then laughed at when you keep digging.
    It was Carnyx who complained the beacons were 'a complete waste of fuel' when it is Sturgeon who opposes the new Scottish oil fields which can provide extra fuel
  • HYUFDHYUFD Posts: 126,278

    You're wrong, its not a part of the Central weekend. It is a part of the Jubilee celebration, as even the Royal Family themselves are saying.

    The Central weekend is the main point of it, but the Jubilee celebration spreads far either side of it. At the encouragement of the Royal Family themselves.
    The Central weekend is the main Jubilee celebration ie Thursday, Friday, Saturday and Sunday. That is when the Bank Holidays are. Anything before or after that period does not come under the main central weekend Jubilee celebration therefore
  • turbotubbsturbotubbs Posts: 18,322

    Derbyshire Police have sent drones over all their patch looking for people celebrating too early.
    Don't give them ideas.
  • MattWMattW Posts: 25,737

    What a shock that they are some fringe activist that the media then give exposure to.
    How long before we get "Chloe's Law"? Or have we had that one already?
  • My daughters are a Brownie and a Rainbow, part of the Girl Guides, and Her Majesty is herself a Guide and Patron of the Girl Guides. As well as schools, the Girl Guides that Her Majesty is both patron and member of have been doing Jubilee activities already.

    I suppose the Palace needs to tell Her Majesty and the Guides to desist in what they're doing.

    https://twitter.com/DCMS/status/1529422513046007809
    DCMS
    @DCMS
    To mark The Queen’s #PlatinumJubilee, we brought together two generations of Guides to talk about what’s changed during Her Majesty’s reign 👑

    As well as being a Guide herself, Her Majesty is Patron of @Girlguiding and The Countess of Wessex is the charity’s President
  • kjhkjh Posts: 12,314

    M&S had gluten-free hot cross buns yesterday. I’m uncertain whether this was early for Easter 2023, late for Easter 2022 or because gluten-free Easter is at a different time of year the way Orthodox Easter is.
    Actually I think I am wrong. Now I think about it I think Easter starts on the day the Easter Bunny got nailed to the cross.
  • StockyStocky Posts: 10,267
  • HYUFD said:

    The Central weekend is the main Jubilee celebration ie Thursday, Friday, Saturday and Sunday. That is when the Bank Holidays are. Anything before or after that period does not come under the main central weekend Jubilee celebration therefore
    Nobody said it was part of the central weekend, you introduced the term central.

    We said it was a part of the Jubilee celebrations and it is. As the Royal Family, DCMS, the Guides, the Legion, Her Majesty and more have made clear.
  • kamskikamski Posts: 6,163
    TOPPING said:

    Yes they are. They are required to stop when the little man is red. When it is green they can go.

    Another completely befuddling rule.
    No they aren't. It is not a legal requirement in the UK. Which is why you will see British people very often crossing when the man is red, if they think it's safe to do so.

    You do seem quite confused.
  • FrancisUrquhartFrancisUrquhart Posts: 82,959
    edited May 2022
    Stocky said:
    Here is my support animal trying on some new Tu clothing...

  • wooliedyedwooliedyed Posts: 10,061
    edited May 2022
    Leon said:

    Maybe the Liverpool fans booed the ferry because it was elegant and looked sea worthy and then they threw their own poo at the captain for having a smart uniform and being well trained, hence their new stranded status
    Abide with us whilst we process these long queues
  • MattWMattW Posts: 25,737
    edited May 2022
    kjh said:

    You joke, but US airlines finally drew the line at a peacock being taken on a flight and this morning BBC showed an assistance horse being taken on the tube. It was quite a small horse.
    People get an assistance horse when they profess fear of dogs, I think.

    I'd would be inclined to suggest treating the fear of dogs.

    But it could be tasty under discrimination law, given eg Islamic beliefs about dogs.

    And if the horse is the same size as a dog, can do the job, and is as 'continent' as a guide dog ...
  • FairlieredFairliered Posts: 5,412
    HYUFD said:

    Sturgeon opposes every proposed new oil field in Scotland despite the energy they will provide
    Sturgeon should switch to the Greens. She is more interested in their policies than she is in independence.
  • PulpstarPulpstar Posts: 79,004
    198
    Give way to anyone still crossing after the signal for vehicles has changed to green. This advice applies to all crossings.
  • kamski said:

    No they aren't. It is not a legal requirement in the UK. Which is why you will see British people very often crossing when the man is red, if they think it's safe to do so.

    You do seem quite confused.
    Aye the guidance is you "should" cross on green and "should not" cross on red, but should in the highway code is guidance not law and we know how important the distinction between guidance and rules is now, don't we? 😉

    The only "must not" for pedestrians crossing the road is they must not loiter on the crossing. Which means the idiot protesters blocking the road are breaking the law.

    https://www.highwaycodeuk.co.uk/rules-for-pedestrians-crossings.html
  • StillWatersStillWaters Posts: 9,338
    Stocky said:
    Goldfish refused entry to cat? I find that an unlikely scenario
  • FairlieredFairliered Posts: 5,412

    Here is my support animal trying on some new Tu clothing...

    Strange looking cat. No wonder Sainsburys objected.
  • RochdalePioneersRochdalePioneers Posts: 29,524

    Nobody said it was part of the central weekend, you introduced the term central.

    We said it was a part of the Jubilee celebrations and it is. As the Royal Family, DCMS, the Guides, the Legion, Her Majesty and more have made clear.
    Its absurd. HaughtyYUFD thinks he is the arbiter of everything. Declares the mother church of the Anglican Communion to have nothing to do with anything thats not England. Declares that "Christmas Season" starts only on Christmas Day despite (I assume) him sitting through so many advent sermons in Christmas season in his church. And now this:

    The Jubilee Central weekend starts on Thursday and ends on Sunday, anything else outside that period is not part of the main, formal Jubilee celebration

    So that Jubilee bash. The one with Tom Cruise. That was live on the telly last week. With THE QUEEN sat there. Was not "part of the main, formal Jubilee celebration"

    Laughable, arrogant, absurd.
  • RobDRobD Posts: 60,284

    Aye the guidance is you "should" cross on green and "should not" cross on red, but should in the highway code is guidance not law and we know how important the distinction between guidance and rules is now, don't we? 😉

    The only "must not" for pedestrians crossing the road is they must not loiter on the crossing. Which means the idiot protesters blocking the road are breaking the law.

    https://www.highwaycodeuk.co.uk/rules-for-pedestrians-crossings.html
    Interesting factoid. So those lights are just suggestions? ;)
  • NigelbNigelb Posts: 75,213
    Dura_Ace said:

    Our Ukrainians are mystifyingly interested in it. I told them we don't venerate ancient tyrants in this house. Mrs DA told me to shut up and is taking them to some thing in the village.

    PB should club together and pay her to be a PB mod.
  • FairlieredFairliered Posts: 5,412
    RobD said:

    Interesting factoid. So those lights are just suggestions? ;)
    Does that apply to cyclists as well?
  • MattWMattW Posts: 25,737
    edited May 2022

    Here is my support animal trying on some new Tu clothing...

    Been out to lunch? He looks stuffed.

    Here's mine:


  • wooliedyedwooliedyed Posts: 10,061

    Its absurd. HaughtyYUFD thinks he is the arbiter of everything. Declares the mother church of the Anglican Communion to have nothing to do with anything thats not England. Declares that "Christmas Season" starts only on Christmas Day despite (I assume) him sitting through so many advent sermons in Christmas season in his church. And now this:

    The Jubilee Central weekend starts on Thursday and ends on Sunday, anything else outside that period is not part of the main, formal Jubilee celebration

    So that Jubilee bash. The one with Tom Cruise. That was live on the telly last week. With THE QUEEN sat there. Was not "part of the main, formal Jubilee celebration"

    Laughable, arrogant, absurd.
    Im sorry, we can't sell you any christmas wrapping paper until Dec 25th. Its the freaking LAW, we have Advent wrapping?
  • FrancisUrquhartFrancisUrquhart Posts: 82,959
    edited May 2022
    MattW said:

    Been out to lunch? He looks stuffed.

    Here's mine:


    Unfortunately mine decided to eat all the fish counter on the way to the clothing aisle. Was a very costly trip, especially as none of the clothing fitted very well as clearly Sainsbury discriminate against those support animals of the larger variety.
  • Nigel_ForemainNigel_Foremain Posts: 14,686

    New:

    First frontbencher to resign since Gray report is Paul Holmes - PPS to the home secretary.

    He says it's "distressing" his work as an MP "has been tarnished by the toxic culture that seemed to have permeated Number 10".


    https://twitter.com/breeallegretti/status/1530152765430824962

    Good that some have integrity. 33 years old with a large majority, so plenty of time to recover his career
  • DavidLDavidL Posts: 54,751
    @Cyclefree sent you a message
  • NigelbNigelb Posts: 75,213

    U.K. PM #BorisJohnson offered President @ZelenskyyUa to create a new anti-Russian international alliance that would serve as an alternative to the EU.

    https://twitter.com/KyivPost/status/1530130395794227200

    The idea is a European Commonwealth including Ukraine, Poland, the Baltic states and possibly Turkey.

    https://www.corriere.it/economia/finanza/22_maggio_26/piano-segreto-boris-johnson-dividere-l-ucraina-russia-ue-commonwealth-europeo-02d3b232-dc6b-11ec-b480-f783b433fe60.shtml

    The VisegrUK ?
  • BartholomewRobertsBartholomewRoberts Posts: 23,136
    edited May 2022

    Does that apply to cyclists as well?
    No. Rule 69 applies.

    https://www.gov.uk/guidance/the-highway-code/rules-for-cyclists-59-to-82
    Rule 69
    You MUST obey all traffic signs and traffic light signals.

    Laws RTA 1988 sect 36 & TSRGD schedule 3 part 3, schedule 7 part 4, schedule 9 parts 4 and 6, schedule 13 part 6, schedule 14 part 2


    Pedestrians lights is guidance, cyclists its the law.
  • OldKingColeOldKingCole Posts: 34,262

    They could be a special jubilee snack. Had they been invented by 1952?
    Pineapples? In 1953? We’d only just got bananas!
  • Nigel_ForemainNigel_Foremain Posts: 14,686
    edited May 2022

    Aye the guidance is you "should" cross on green and "should not" cross on red, but should in the highway code is guidance not law and we know how important the distinction between guidance and rules is now, don't we? 😉

    The only "must not" for pedestrians crossing the road is they must not loiter on the crossing. Which means the idiot protesters blocking the road are breaking the law.

    https://www.highwaycodeuk.co.uk/rules-for-pedestrians-crossings.html
    "Loitering with intent at a zebra crossing" was a charge brought by the racist policeman in "Not the Nine O'clock News". Along with "wearing a loud shirt in a built up area" IIRC.
  • MattWMattW Posts: 25,737
    edited May 2022

    Does that apply to cyclists as well?
    It's not quite that clear cut.

    eg clear "do not cross on red" on a Pelican crossing.
    22
    Pelican crossings. These are signal-controlled crossings operated by pedestrians. Push the control button to activate the traffic signals. When the red figure shows, do not cross. When a steady green figure shows, check the traffic has stopped then cross with care. When the green figure begins to flash you should not start to cross. If you have already started you should have time to finish crossing safely.


    I'm not sure about puffin, toucan or pegasus crossings.
  • FairlieredFairliered Posts: 5,412

    No. Rule 69 applies.

    https://www.gov.uk/guidance/the-highway-code/rules-for-cyclists-59-to-82
    Rule 69
    You MUST obey all traffic signs and traffic light signals.

    Laws RTA 1988 sect 36 & TSRGD schedule 3 part 3, schedule 7 part 4, schedule 9 parts 4 and 6, schedule 13 part 6, schedule 14 part 2


    Pedestrians lights is guidance, cyclists its the law.
    Has anyone told them?
  • kjhkjh Posts: 12,314

    "Loitering with intent at a zebra crossing" was a charge brought by the racist policeman in "Not the Nine O'clock News". Along with "wearing a loud shirt in a built up area" IIRC.
    As was walking on the cracks in the pavement.
  • TOPPINGTOPPING Posts: 43,556
    edited May 2022
    kamski said:

    No they aren't. It is not a legal requirement in the UK. Which is why you will see British people very often crossing when the man is red, if they think it's safe to do so.

    You do seem quite confused.
    They are required to stop. At the little man when he is red.

    Here's Trafford Council telling you that when you see the red man symbol "You must not cross".

    "https://www.trafford.gov.uk/residents/leisure-and-lifestyle/sport-and-leisure/walking/docs/a-guide-to-pedestrian-crossings.pdf

    I'm guessing Trafford council is not alone in this requirement. Why here's the Highway Code saying: "Do not cross" when the little man is red.

    You'll get the hang of it all soon I have no doubt.
  • FrancisUrquhartFrancisUrquhart Posts: 82,959
    Sir Tony Blair is bringing together the political and business elite for a summer summit organised alongside a new centrist group inspired by Emmanuel Macron’s En Marche.

    The former Labour prime minister will hold a “Future of Britain” conference on June 30 that will promote his solutions to help fill a “gaping hole” in British politics.

    Organisers want the France's President Macron and former Labour foreign secretary David Miliband to speak at the event and already have Obama administration economist Larry Summers and former Scottish Tory leader Ruth Davidson on the programme, according to a Politico report.

    https://www.telegraph.co.uk/business/2022/05/27/tony-blair-rallies-elite-macron-style-transformation-british/
  • NigelbNigelb Posts: 75,213

    New:

    First frontbencher to resign since Gray report is Paul Holmes - PPS to the home secretary.

    He says it's "distressing" his work as an MP "has been tarnished by the toxic culture that seemed to have permeated Number 10".


    https://twitter.com/breeallegretti/status/1530152765430824962

    Pretty distressing being PPS to Pritti, I’d have thought.
  • dixiedeandixiedean Posts: 29,818
    edited May 2022
    kjh said:

    Actually I think I am wrong. Now I think about it I think Easter starts on the day the Easter Bunny got nailed to the cross.
    A Japanese department store had as a centerpiece of their Christmas decorations Santa nailed to a cross.

    Edit. Apparently that's an urban legend.
  • TOPPINGTOPPING Posts: 43,556

    Aye the guidance is you "should" cross on green and "should not" cross on red, but should in the highway code is guidance not law and we know how important the distinction between guidance and rules is now, don't we? 😉

    The only "must not" for pedestrians crossing the road is they must not loiter on the crossing. Which means the idiot protesters blocking the road are breaking the law.

    https://www.highwaycodeuk.co.uk/rules-for-pedestrians-crossings.html
    The Highway Code says: "When the red figure shows, do not cross."

    That imo is a requirement. Is it the law? Of course not. No one said it was.
  • MattWMattW Posts: 25,737
    edited May 2022

    U.K. PM #BorisJohnson offered President @ZelenskyyUa to create a new anti-Russian international alliance that would serve as an alternative to the EU.

    https://twitter.com/KyivPost/status/1530130395794227200

    The idea is a European Commonwealth including Ukraine, Poland, the Baltic states and possibly Turkey.

    https://www.corriere.it/economia/finanza/22_maggio_26/piano-segreto-boris-johnson-dividere-l-ucraina-russia-ue-commonwealth-europeo-02d3b232-dc6b-11ec-b480-f783b433fe60.shtml

    It sounds rather like the Macron proposal.

    Either way, the EU needs to work out how it is going to handle some variability in visions for the EU - currently it is split down the middle. Central Diktat won't work forever.
  • StillWatersStillWaters Posts: 9,338
    TOPPING said:

    They are required to stop. At the little man when he is red.

    Here's Trafford Council telling you that when you see the red man symbol "You must not cross".

    "https://www.trafford.gov.uk/residents/leisure-and-lifestyle/sport-and-leisure/walking/docs/a-guide-to-pedestrian-crossings.pdf

    I'm guessing Trafford council is not alone in this requirement. Why here's the Highway Code saying: "Do not cross" when the little man is red.

    You'll get the hang of it all soon I have no doubt.
    But I believe jaywalking is not a crime so what will they charge you with?
  • wooliedyedwooliedyed Posts: 10,061

    "Loitering with intent at a zebra crossing" was a charge brought by the racist policeman in "Not the Nine O'clock News". Along with "wearing a loud shirt in a built up area" IIRC.
    Poor old Winston Kodogo
    Walking around in possession of an offensive wife
    Urinating in a public convenience
  • TOPPING said:

    They are required to stop. At the little man when he is red.

    Here's Trafford Council telling you that when you see the red man symbol "You must not cross".

    "https://www.trafford.gov.uk/residents/leisure-and-lifestyle/sport-and-leisure/walking/docs/a-guide-to-pedestrian-crossings.pdf

    I'm guessing Trafford council is not alone in this requirement. Why here's the Highway Code saying: "Do not cross" when the little man is red.

    You'll get the hang of it all soon I have no doubt.
    Have you forgotten all about the importance in the difference between guidance and law?

    Much of what the Highway Code says is guidance, the law is when it uses the word "MUST" or "MUST NOT". Cyclists and cars must not cross on red, but for pedestrians it doesn't say must not.

    Pedestrians not crossing on red is as much the law as only doing 1 hour of exercise.
  • TOPPINGTOPPING Posts: 43,556

    But I believe jaywalking is not a crime so what will they charge you with?
    Nothing. It is nevertheless a requirement.
  • kjhkjh Posts: 12,314
    MattW said:

    People get an assistance horse when they profess fear of dogs, I think.

    I'd would be inclined to suggest treating the fear of dogs.

    But it could be tasty under discrimination law, given eg Islamic beliefs about dogs.

    And if the horse is the same size as a dog, can do the job, and is as 'continent' as a guide dog ...
    But how does the horse get down the escalator? Obviously the one I saw managed it.
  • MattWMattW Posts: 25,737

    Unfortunately mine decided to eat all the fish counter on the way to the clothing aisle. Was a very costly trip, especially as none of the clothing fitted very well as clearly Sainsbury discriminate against those support animals of the larger variety.
    Should have taken him via the Silvery Tay.
  • TOPPING said:

    Nothing. It is nevertheless a requirement.
    No it isn't, any more than not doing more than 1 hour of exercise was a requirement.

    Guidance isn't law. That is guidance, and Trafford are wrong to use the words "must not" the Highway Code doesn't say "must not" because its not the law.
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