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Different results for Ladbrokes and Betfair looking quite possible still0
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Sander 22%
Pete 21%
Biden 17%
Warren 17%
Amy 15%
On 1.36% of precincts returning...0 -
Source?TheWhiteRabbit said:Sander 22%
Pete 21%
Biden 17%
Warren 17%
Amy 15%
On 1.36% of precincts returning...0 -
Interesting caucugoer survey:
“ More than 4 in 10 caucusgoers said a woman would have a hard time defeating Trump. Almost 6 in 10 said the same of a gay candidate.”0 -
https://elections.ap.org/dailykos/results/2020-02-03/state/IA/race/P/raceid/17277Gabs3 said:
Source?TheWhiteRabbit said:Sander 22%
Pete 21%
Biden 17%
Warren 17%
Amy 15%
On 1.36% of precincts returning...0 -
Apparently 35% of people are first time caucus goers, compared to 44% first timers in 2016. Which seems to suggest that once you stand in a room for 3 hours to vote once there's a good chance you swear off it in future years!0
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It's a possible. The match-ups have it as close if Buttigieg is the nominee, but on-one else gets particularly close.rpjs said:
So? I don’t think anyone’s expecting Iowa to be Democratic pick-up in November.Tim_B said:All the beeb folks are making a big deal of a pop concert organized by Bernie's campaign on Saturday which attracted 3000 people. What they don't mention is that Trump was in Des Moines Thursday and got 9000 inside and several thousand crowded outside.
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Also a stretch Senate race that Dems don't expect to win but could in a strong night.rcs1000 said:
It's a possible. The match-ups have it as close if Buttigieg is the nominee, but on-one else gets particularly close.rpjs said:
So? I don’t think anyone’s expecting Iowa to be Democratic pick-up in November.Tim_B said:All the beeb folks are making a big deal of a pop concert organized by Bernie's campaign on Saturday which attracted 3000 people. What they don't mention is that Trump was in Des Moines Thursday and got 9000 inside and several thousand crowded outside.
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24 precincts reporting first alignment, 5 candidates between 15% and 22%.0
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I would guess that rural will report earlier (as there are fewer people to count), so Sanders will have a late surge.TheWhiteRabbit said:Sander 22%
Pete 21%
Biden 17%
Warren 17%
Amy 15%
On 1.36% of precincts returning...
But I would also expect him not to be as transfer friendly as Buttigieg.0 -
Those numbers are post-transfers though, right?rcs1000 said:
I would guess that rural will report earlier (as there are fewer people to count), so Sanders will have a late surge.TheWhiteRabbit said:Sander 22%
Pete 21%
Biden 17%
Warren 17%
Amy 15%
On 1.36% of precincts returning...
But I would also expect him not to be as transfer friendly as Buttigieg.0 -
So far it looks like it's going to be a very close result between Sanders and Buttigieg for 1st place, and Biden Warren and Klobuchar for 3rd.0
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If the race becomes Sanders vs Buttigieg, with Biden a distant third, there will be tremendous pressure on Biden from the party establishment to drop out.0
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No, they are first cut.Gabs3 said:
Those numbers are post-transfers though, right?rcs1000 said:
I would guess that rural will report earlier (as there are fewer people to count), so Sanders will have a late surge.TheWhiteRabbit said:Sander 22%
Pete 21%
Biden 17%
Warren 17%
Amy 15%
On 1.36% of precincts returning...
But I would also expect him not to be as transfer friendly as Buttigieg.0 -
Nope, as long as Biden gets third and Buttigieg wins then Biden becomes the nominee.Gabs3 said:If the race becomes Sanders vs Buttigieg, with Biden a distant third, there will be tremendous pressure on Biden from the party establishment to drop out.
But if Biden comes 4th or 5th, even if Sanders loses then Biden will lose the nomination.
It's all a mess so far, especially for 3rd place.0 -
Transfers seem to be favouring Buttigieg, and being a 2nd everywhere is better than having strong holds in terms of delegates. (Betfair winner)0
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Lol at Bloomberg slipping for the nomination on Betfair, despite the early results being as good as he could hope for (Biden 3rd or 4th, no clear winner).0
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Not sure what these Bloomberg 7/1 backers are on, to be honest. makes them rather unpredictableQuincel said:Lol at Bloomberg slipping for the nomination on Betfair, despite the early results being as good as he could hope for (Biden 3rd or 4th, no clear winner).
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The results as we approach the 2 hour mark since the caucus started:
With 1.8% in.
Sanders 25%
Warren 21%
Buttigieg 19%
Biden 14%
Klobuchar 13%
This is very very early and the count is unusually very very slow.0 -
A position which changes a lot on second alignment. I think the difference will narrow thoughspeedy2 said:The results as we approach the 2 hour mark since the caucus started:
With 1.8% in.
Sanders 25%
Warren 21%
Buttigieg 19%
Biden 14%
Klobuchar 13%0 -
Turnout has unexpectedly dropped since last time which is weird why it takes so long to count fewer votes.TheWhiteRabbit said:
A position which changes a lot on second alignment. I think the difference will narrow thoughspeedy2 said:The results as we approach the 2 hour mark since the caucus started:
With 1.8% in.
Sanders 25%
Warren 21%
Buttigieg 19%
Biden 14%
Klobuchar 13%0 -
Second alignment right now.TheWhiteRabbit said:
A position which changes a lot on second alignment. I think the difference will narrow thoughspeedy2 said:The results as we approach the 2 hour mark since the caucus started:
With 1.8% in.
Sanders 25%
Warren 21%
Buttigieg 19%
Biden 14%
Klobuchar 13%
Buttigieg, Pete 27.59%
Sanders, Bernie 23.2%
Biden, Joe 16.73%
Warren, Elizabeth 16.11%
Klobuchar, Amy 16.08%
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Oh great, the Iowa Democratic Party has announced that they don't know when they will start officially publishing results.0
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No-one is dropping out before SC on those numbers. 6 (7 with Steyer?) candidates for Super Tuesday, and potentially the 360 delegates the week after could make this really interesting.Gabs3 said:
Second alignment right now.TheWhiteRabbit said:
A position which changes a lot on second alignment. I think the difference will narrow thoughspeedy2 said:The results as we approach the 2 hour mark since the caucus started:
With 1.8% in.
Sanders 25%
Warren 21%
Buttigieg 19%
Biden 14%
Klobuchar 13%
Buttigieg, Pete 27.59%
Sanders, Bernie 23.2%
Biden, Joe 16.73%
Warren, Elizabeth 16.11%
Klobuchar, Amy 16.08%0 -
Forget speculating right now, we are at 1.8% In on First votes and 1.4% with Second votes.Chameleon said:
No-one is dropping out before SC on those numbers. 6 (7 with Steyer?) candidates for Super Tuesday, and potentially the 360 delegates the week after could make this really interesting.Gabs3 said:
Second alignment right now.TheWhiteRabbit said:
A position which changes a lot on second alignment. I think the difference will narrow thoughspeedy2 said:The results as we approach the 2 hour mark since the caucus started:
With 1.8% in.
Sanders 25%
Warren 21%
Buttigieg 19%
Biden 14%
Klobuchar 13%
Buttigieg, Pete 27.59%
Sanders, Bernie 23.2%
Biden, Joe 16.73%
Warren, Elizabeth 16.11%
Klobuchar, Amy 16.08%
This time in 2016 80% of the vote had already being counted, this is a logistical disaster.
At this rate it might take them until Friday to finish counting.0 -
Because they didn't report first preferences last time. This will all come in suddenly.speedy2 said:
Forget speculating right now, we are at 1.8% In on First votes and 1.4% with Second votes.Chameleon said:
No-one is dropping out before SC on those numbers. 6 (7 with Steyer?) candidates for Super Tuesday, and potentially the 360 delegates the week after could make this really interesting.Gabs3 said:
Second alignment right now.TheWhiteRabbit said:
A position which changes a lot on second alignment. I think the difference will narrow thoughspeedy2 said:The results as we approach the 2 hour mark since the caucus started:
With 1.8% in.
Sanders 25%
Warren 21%
Buttigieg 19%
Biden 14%
Klobuchar 13%
Buttigieg, Pete 27.59%
Sanders, Bernie 23.2%
Biden, Joe 16.73%
Warren, Elizabeth 16.11%
Klobuchar, Amy 16.08%
This time in 2016 80% of the vote had already being counted, this is a logistical disaster.
At this rate it might take them until Friday to finish counting.0 -
But they dud have to *count* first preferences last time.Gabs3 said:
Because they didn't report first preferences last time. This will all come in suddenly.speedy2 said:
Forget speculating right now, we are at 1.8% In on First votes and 1.4% with Second votes.Chameleon said:
No-one is dropping out before SC on those numbers. 6 (7 with Steyer?) candidates for Super Tuesday, and potentially the 360 delegates the week after could make this really interesting.Gabs3 said:
Second alignment right now.TheWhiteRabbit said:
A position which changes a lot on second alignment. I think the difference will narrow thoughspeedy2 said:The results as we approach the 2 hour mark since the caucus started:
With 1.8% in.
Sanders 25%
Warren 21%
Buttigieg 19%
Biden 14%
Klobuchar 13%
Buttigieg, Pete 27.59%
Sanders, Bernie 23.2%
Biden, Joe 16.73%
Warren, Elizabeth 16.11%
Klobuchar, Amy 16.08%
This time in 2016 80% of the vote had already being counted, this is a logistical disaster.
At this rate it might take them until Friday to finish counting.
These will come at once because the earlier results are effectively being held back0 -
Sums up my feelings right now:
https://twitter.com/TimAlberta/status/12245125618838937621 -
Maybe another country should invade to spread democracy to the state...speedy2 said:Sums up my feelings right now:
https://twitter.com/TimAlberta/status/1224512561883893762
(Sorry, it's been a long night already.)0 -
I know, they counted 1 precinct in the past 40 minutes.Quincel said:
Maybe another country should invade to spread democracy to the state...speedy2 said:Sums up my feelings right now:
https://twitter.com/TimAlberta/status/1224512561883893762
(Sorry, it's been a long night already.)
There are 1732 to go.
At this rate they will finish at around March 23rd.0 -
Warren goes into third...0
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Right, it's officially the point in the night I am thankful I took tomorrow off!!0
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I've now been watching CNN for 2 hours and the main thing I've learned is I should talk to my doctor about a new skin cream which offers unparalleled results for a variety of conditions...0
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I think you will need the whole week off.TheWhiteRabbit said:Right, it's officially the point in the night I am thankful I took tomorrow off!!
This is a giant mess that is going to be litigated forever and no one will know who won.
With no winner declared Betfair and Ladbrokes will never pay up.
The only winner tonight was Trump.0 -
So I guess for people who were wondering how the Dems are going to manage to lose to a criminal reality TV star who is clearly mentally unwell, the answer seems to be: They're going to have a nominee supported by like 30% of their voters, and the other 70% are going to think they were cheated.3
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Well that famously junky Entrance poll has changed again, now 24% are under 29 years old to 27% over 65 years old.
Now if you gave me those numbers yesterday I would have said Sanders would have won, and Biden would have come in 4th.1 -
Precisely.edmundintokyo said:So I guess for people who were wondering how the Dems are going to manage to lose to a criminal reality TV star who is clearly mentally unwell, the answer seems to be: They're going to have a nominee supported by like 30% of their voters, and the other 70% are going to think they were cheated.
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CNN analyst - delay in Iowa results will reduce the size of positive impact which winner gets.
State of Union tomorrow, impeachment next day.
So window for Iowa boost is right now - any delay and it gets lost.0 -
After another 30 minutes we have another precinct.
After almost 3 hours 1.9% is in.
Sanders 26%
Warren 22%
Buttigieg 18%
Klobuchar 14%
Biden 13%0 -
Problems with app which precinct captains have to use to report results to headquarters.
Some have tried telephoning results in and they cant get through.
One held on telephone for an hour and then gave result out themselves on twitter.0 -
So, it looks like Sanders from Biden, but on a pretty low vote share.0
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Iowa Democrats meeting with the campaigns, this could go on for a while yet.0
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With the same 34 Precincts reporting the difference between the First and Second votes are:
Sanders +2
Warren +3
Buttigieg +6
Klobuchar -2
Biden -21 -
Rumours going around that the caucus will have to be repeated again Tommorow because the results cant be processed.0
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I think this marks the end of Iowa's first in the nation role0
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I don't believe they'd do that. The accusations of bias against whoever looked to have won tonight, plus the results do exist since the physical caucusing went mostly normal. It may take all day tomorrow but they can surely get the results from the precinct people.speedy2 said:Rumours going around that the caucus will have to be repeated again Tommorow because the results cant be processed.
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Klobuchar doing the smart thing and just giving a speech anyway. Give a positive speech, no-one can prove you haven't outperformed expectations, and get a few hours sleep.0
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I'm off to bed. What a waste of time0
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I'll probably do the same before 5am.MikeSmithson said:I'm off to bed. What a waste of time
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"I am not a member of an organized political party. I am a Democrat."rcs1000 said:
What a complete shitshowspeedy2 said:Rumours going around that the caucus will have to be repeated again Tommorow because the results cant be processed.
Why are left wing parties such a fucking mess the world over?0 -
I've got to get up at 5amQuincel said:
I'll probably do the same before 5am.MikeSmithson said:I'm off to bed. What a waste of time
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Well what is going around, and there is a lot of conflicting information, is that the Mobile Phone App for the Caucus they used crashed and the results were either gone or corrupted.Quincel said:
I don't believe they'd do that. The accusations of bias against whoever looked to have won tonight, plus the results do exist since the physical caucusing went mostly normal. It may take all day tomorrow but they can surely get the results from the precinct people.speedy2 said:Rumours going around that the caucus will have to be repeated again Tommorow because the results cant be processed.
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I made the right call by booking Tuesday off work, my mistake was setting my alarm for 1.30am to watch the results when I could have gotten up at my normal time!rcs1000 said:
I've got to get up at 5amQuincel said:
I'll probably do the same before 5am.MikeSmithson said:I'm off to bed. What a waste of time
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OK so
https://twitter.com/Clay_Masters/status/1224550601146740741?s=19
This sounds fair enough, since at least one nation state with excellent hackers definitely does want to screw things up for them.0 -
The Republicans are already claiming this is the Democrats trying to rig things so that Sanders is not the nomineeedmundintokyo said:OK so
https://twitter.com/Clay_Masters/status/1224550601146740741?s=19
This sounds fair enough, since at least one nation state with excellent hackers definitely does want to screw things up for them.0 -
The combination of this and that poll being cancelled is fodder for the conspiracy theorists.rcs1000 said:
The Republicans are already claiming this is the Democrats trying to rig things so that Sanders is not the nomineeedmundintokyo said:OK so
https://twitter.com/Clay_Masters/status/1224550601146740741?s=19
This sounds fair enough, since at least one nation state with excellent hackers definitely does want to screw things up for them.0 -
After what happend in 2016 it will fuel it alright.Gabs3 said:
The combination of this and that poll being cancelled is fodder for the conspiracy theorists.rcs1000 said:
The Republicans are already claiming this is the Democrats trying to rig things so that Sanders is not the nomineeedmundintokyo said:OK so
https://twitter.com/Clay_Masters/status/1224550601146740741?s=19
This sounds fair enough, since at least one nation state with excellent hackers definitely does want to screw things up for them.0 -
Daniel arap Moi has died. Probably lost the will, whilst waiting for the Iowa results.0
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Yup, it's bad, but not as bad as "precinct organizer swears he reported X for Bernie, state party reported X - 3"rcs1000 said:
The Republicans are already claiming this is the Democrats trying to rig things so that Sanders is not the nomineeedmundintokyo said:OK so
https://twitter.com/Clay_Masters/status/1224550601146740741?s=19
This sounds fair enough, since at least one nation state with excellent hackers definitely does want to screw things up for them.0 -
The Sanders campaign will definitely do that, they have a separate reporting system.edmundintokyo said:
Yup, it's bad, but not as bad as "precinct organizer swears he reported X for Bernie, state party reported X - 3"rcs1000 said:
The Republicans are already claiming this is the Democrats trying to rig things so that Sanders is not the nomineeedmundintokyo said:OK so
https://twitter.com/Clay_Masters/status/1224550601146740741?s=19
This sounds fair enough, since at least one nation state with excellent hackers definitely does want to screw things up for them.0 -
And all the votes went poof:
https://twitter.com/SabrinaSiddiqui/status/1224554657315524609
Lesson: Always have a paper copy.0 -
Me too. Clocking in at 5 now. Looks like the pb night shift has let us down.rcs1000 said:
I've got to get up at 5amQuincel said:
I'll probably do the same before 5am.MikeSmithson said:I'm off to bed. What a waste of time
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I'm too tired of original thinking right now but this sums it up:
https://twitter.com/DouthatNYT/status/1224553569317281792
Have a good rest.1 -
Or better: Don't involve computers in the first place.speedy2 said:And all the votes went poof:
https://twitter.com/SabrinaSiddiqui/status/1224554657315524609
Lesson: Always have a paper copy.1 -
A new angle for the forthcoming pb thread, Electronic Voting: what could go wrong? Spoiler: everything.speedy2 said:
Well what is going around, and there is a lot of conflicting information, is that the Mobile Phone App for the Caucus they used crashed and the results were either gone or corrupted.Quincel said:
I don't believe they'd do that. The accusations of bias against whoever looked to have won tonight, plus the results do exist since the physical caucusing went mostly normal. It may take all day tomorrow but they can surely get the results from the precinct people.speedy2 said:Rumours going around that the caucus will have to be repeated again Tommorow because the results cant be processed.
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The last thread on the four ways Iowan results will be reported seems to have missed one.0
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"Results from Iowa's caucuses, the first vote in the race to pick a Democratic White House candidate, have been plunged into chaos by apparent technology issues.
The state's Democratic party said it had found "inconsistencies"."
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Mayor Pete is claiming victory, lads.0
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Well that's the end of it:
https://twitter.com/thomaswright08/status/1224563221572608002
The question now is will the Betting Companies refund the money placed on the Caucus if the results are never fully published ?0 -
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But by which metric? Most delegates, most initial votes, most after realignment? How does he know? Has his twitter account been hacked? Or is he just making the claim and will worry about the details later?AramintaMoonbeamQC said:Mayor Pete is claiming victory, lads.
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Oh and by the way.
The California Primary is even worse, last time it took them weeks to count the results, and it has gotten worse since then.
Do not place bets on the California Primary, the chances that they will screw up like Iowa is very very high.0 -
The end of caucuses!rcs1000 said:https://twitter.com/PeteButtigieg/status/1224566143043674112?s=19
The path being no usable results?
Seriously, this lot couldn't organise a piss up in a brewery. No wonder Trump is laughing.1 -
Piece on their systems from the NYT (from a few days ago):
https://www.nytimes.com/2020/01/31/us/politics/iowa-caucuses-hacking-security.html
So I guess they were paranoid about hacking, so they put in a bunch of checks to detect anomalies. And either it showed some false positive or this process is always full of little screw-ups, and they detected the screw-ups and stopped the process, when normally they'd just go with whatever they'd got and worry about it later if the numbers were wrong (see Romney vs Santorum).
Still, Iowa is taking security a step further this year, and for the first time in the state’s history caucus attendees will have to fill out a “presidential preference card” to document their choice. These cards, which will be individually numbered and have other security features, are intended to offer the caucuses some form of a “paper trail” that election security experts say is vital to protecting results.
Additionally, while the caucuses have relied on mobile apps to record and tabulate results in the past, the Iowa Democratic Party is using a new app this year that has been tested and verified by both security experts and the Department of Homeland Security. Described as a “fancy calculator,” the app will help precinct chairs tabulate results during each phase of the caucus, and then send results to the Iowa Democratic Party headquarters. (For those chairs who don’t feel comfortable with an app, the traditional phone hotline will still be operating.)
The Iowa result is far more about momentum than it is about delegates. Buttigieg is giving himself a boost until the real totals are tabulated.
After the results from the app are immediately transmitted to the party’s headquarters, a team of officials there will review them to look for possible outlier results. Each official will have a set of historical results and models that will help identify any result that looks suspicious; if a precinct has traditionally had a turnout of roughly 50 percent and results come in showing 98 percent, the team will be able to investigate.
“We knew that technology gave us some opportunities in this process, but with those opportunities came different challenges,” said Troy Price, the chairman of the Iowa Democratic Party. He said that the preference cards were a “clear way of double-checking and verifying results” and noted that the level of data preparation was more extensive than in recent years.
“We have been very diligent about doing our modeling and figuring out exactly what projected turnout could be at different levels,” Mr. Price said. “So we’ll be able to see if things look wildly incongruent from what we would expect.”0 -
Yes, I believe it is the latter.DecrepiterJohnL said:
But by which metric? Most delegates, most initial votes, most after realignment? How does he know? Has his twitter account been hacked? Or is he just making the claim and will worry about the details later?AramintaMoonbeamQC said:Mayor Pete is claiming victory, lads.
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The path of being useless.rcs1000 said:https://twitter.com/PeteButtigieg/status/1224566143043674112?s=19
The path being no usable results?0 -
Buttigieg declaring himself victorious with 0% of the votes is silly from his part:
https://twitter.com/SteveKornacki/status/12245656317328097340 -
And the clear winner tonight was:
Donald J. Trump.4 -
Who knows? There will presumably be some sort of result, and as per the last thread, bookies have chosen to settle on different metrics.speedy2 said:Well that's the end of it:
https://twitter.com/thomaswright08/status/1224563221572608002
The question now is will the Betting Companies refund the money placed on the Caucus if the results are never fully published ?0 -
What the hell is new about that?speedy2 said:
The path of being useless.rcs1000 said:https://twitter.com/PeteButtigieg/status/1224566143043674112?s=19
The path being no usable results?1 -
https://twitter.com/hunterw/status/1224576249844117504?s=20speedy2 said:Buttigieg declaring himself victorious with 0% of the votes is silly from his part:
https://twitter.com/SteveKornacki/status/1224565631732809734
It seems quite possible both Sanders (first round voters) and Pete (State Delegates) will have claim to victory.0 -
It's new and cool so it must be better, right?speedy2 said:I'm too tired of original thinking right now but this sums it up:
https://twitter.com/DouthatNYT/status/1224553569317281792
Have a good rest.0 -
Glad I didn't stay up then.
This is why electronic voting is a bad idea folks.1 -
All the candidates have apparently claimed victory apart from Joe Biden.speedy2 said:Buttigieg declaring himself victorious with 0% of the votes is silly from his part:
https://twitter.com/SteveKornacki/status/12245656317328097340 -
"Hang on lads, I've got an idea.."0
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Nothing wrong with the basic idea. It's the implementation which is rubbish. Strikes me someone has been too clever by half, as the saying goes.Casino_Royale said:Glad I didn't stay up then.
This is why electronic voting is a bad idea folks.0 -
Good ideas which have a high chance of being badly implemented are bad ideas.OldKingCole said:
Nothing wrong with the basic idea. It's the implementation which is rubbish. Strikes me someone has been too clever by half, as the saying goes.Casino_Royale said:Glad I didn't stay up then.
This is why electronic voting is a bad idea folks.
It’s why conservatism (small c) is such an enduring political force.1 -
What is really worrying is that the Democrats, who aspire to government in one of the most significant countries of the world, have made such a mess of things.alex_ said:
Good ideas which have a high chance of being badly implemented are bad ideas.OldKingCole said:
Nothing wrong with the basic idea. It's the implementation which is rubbish. Strikes me someone has been too clever by half, as the saying goes.Casino_Royale said:Glad I didn't stay up then.
This is why electronic voting is a bad idea folks.
It’s why conservatism (small c) is such an enduring political force.
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Got to think that the next Presidential Election is going to be one of the most dangerous points in recent American political history. When all the warnings about US voting systems come home to roost. The potential for legitimately querying the validity of the result is going to be enormous.0
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Just draft Michelle Obama and make a contest of it.speedy2 said:
The path of being useless.rcs1000 said:https://twitter.com/PeteButtigieg/status/1224566143043674112?s=19
The path being no usable results?
Because, Democrats, at this point it ain't.....0 -
Whereas it would look really good to have consecutive candidates who were the wives of previous Presidents...MarqueeMark said:
Just draft Michelle Obama and make a contest of it.speedy2 said:
The path of being useless.rcs1000 said:https://twitter.com/PeteButtigieg/status/1224566143043674112?s=19
The path being no usable results?
Because, Democrats, at this point it ain't.....1 -
Smartphones really are making people stupid aren't they.3
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Is he sure he doesn't mean Kansas?Mysticrose said:0 -
As Dave Barry once said, if your car had broken down at the side of the road, a Republican would drive on by, because they were in a hurry to get to an ugly pants night at the country club. A Democrat would stop to help you, but you'd end up with your car on fire.2