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    rottenboroughrottenborough Posts: 58,273
    Rolls Royce down 18%
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    ChameleonChameleon Posts: 3,886

    Chameleon said:

    Dura_Ace said:

    Chameleon said:

    Clint Eastwood?

    Already taken. The Roy Hudd entry is disqualified on the basis that he's dead.

    @Dura_Ace David Mitchell
    @tlg86 Jeremy Clarkson
    @MarqueeMark Polly Toynbee
    @SandyRentool Simon Calder
    @malcolmg Philip Schofield
    @kinabula HRH The Queen
    @Garethofthevale2 Michael Heseltine
    @Philip_Thompson S.K. Tremayne
    @RochdalePioneers George R.R. Martin
    @Foss Prince Philip
    @Benpointer Donald Trump
    @Endillion David Attenborough
    @nichomar Anne Widdicombe
    @Topping Cordelia Gummer
    @AramintaMoonbeamQC Jeremy Corbyn
    @Beibheirli_C Clint Eastwood
    @Richard_Tyndall Prince Charles
    @williamglenn Barry Manilow
    Dick Van Dyke?
    Given everything in the world seems to be turning to shit:

    Joe Biden
    I wonder if any bookie will run a triple on Biden, Sanders, and Trump.
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    slade said:

    Cunard have suspended all operations until April 11th.

    Unless it is 2021 it is pointless
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    AnabobazinaAnabobazina Posts: 20,043

    Dura_Ace said:

    There is some fucking goal hanging going now. Gazza and the Beast of Bolsover FFS...

    @Dura_Ace David Mitchell
    @tlg86 Jeremy Clarkson
    @MarqueeMark Polly Toynbee
    @SandyRentool Simon Calder
    @malcolmg Philip Schofield
    @kinabula The Queen
    @Garethofthevale2 Michael Heseltine
    @Philip_Thompson S.K. Tremayne
    @RochdalePioneers George R.R. Martin
    @Foss Prince Philip
    @Benpointer Donald Trump
    @Endillion David Attenborough
    @nichomar Anne Widdicombe
    @Topping Cordelia Gummer
    @AramintaMoonbeamQC Jeremy Corbyn
    @Beibheirli_C Clint Eastwood
    @Richard_Tyndall Prince Charles
    @williamglenn Barry Manilow
    @felix Owen Jones
    @eristdoof Keith Richards
    @paulyork64 Paul Gascoigne
    @OldKingCole Dennis Skinner
    @CarlottaVance Duchess of Cornwall
    @Stocky Michael Palin
    @Pro_Rata Kenneth Clarke
    @MrEd Gwyneth Paltrow

    I feel slightly uneasy about PB posters nominating other PB posters. SeanT and I could feel picked upon you know.
    Oh c'mon, there's been great decorum shown. No-ones gone for Big_G.

    Yet.
    Extremely harsh Mark, even in jest.
    Betting-type odds on death are not PB at its most appealing or humane.

    Agreed.
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    MarqueeMarkMarqueeMark Posts: 50,125

    Dura_Ace said:

    There is some fucking goal hanging going now. Gazza and the Beast of Bolsover FFS...

    @Dura_Ace David Mitchell
    @tlg86 Jeremy Clarkson
    @MarqueeMark Polly Toynbee
    @SandyRentool Simon Calder
    @malcolmg Philip Schofield
    @kinabula The Queen
    @Garethofthevale2 Michael Heseltine
    @Philip_Thompson S.K. Tremayne
    @RochdalePioneers George R.R. Martin
    @Foss Prince Philip
    @Benpointer Donald Trump
    @Endillion David Attenborough
    @nichomar Anne Widdicombe
    @Topping Cordelia Gummer
    @AramintaMoonbeamQC Jeremy Corbyn
    @Beibheirli_C Clint Eastwood
    @Richard_Tyndall Prince Charles
    @williamglenn Barry Manilow
    @felix Owen Jones
    @eristdoof Keith Richards
    @paulyork64 Paul Gascoigne
    @OldKingCole Dennis Skinner
    @CarlottaVance Duchess of Cornwall
    @Stocky Michael Palin
    @Pro_Rata Kenneth Clarke
    @MrEd Gwyneth Paltrow

    I feel slightly uneasy about PB posters nominating other PB posters. SeanT and I could feel picked upon you know.
    Oh c'mon, there's been great decorum shown. No-ones gone for Big_G.

    Yet.
    Tut-tut - I fear you may get a polite finger-wagging from Big_G for that one!
    I am top of the lists according to medical experts because of my pre existing conditions
    If Big_G needs supplies, I will personally drive up from south Devon with them.

    (Within reasonable bounds of emergency need. Terms and conditions apply.)
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    Ocado.com has a 15 minute virtual queue for people wanting to access its site.
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    FrancisUrquhartFrancisUrquhart Posts: 76,285
    RobD said:

    Dura_Ace said:

    There is some fucking goal hanging going now. Gazza and the Beast of Bolsover FFS...

    @Dura_Ace David Mitchell
    @tlg86 Jeremy Clarkson
    @MarqueeMark Polly Toynbee
    @SandyRentool Simon Calder
    @malcolmg Philip Schofield
    @kinabula The Queen
    @Garethofthevale2 Michael Heseltine
    @Philip_Thompson S.K. Tremayne
    @RochdalePioneers George R.R. Martin
    @Foss Prince Philip
    @Benpointer Donald Trump
    @Endillion David Attenborough
    @nichomar Anne Widdicombe
    @Topping Cordelia Gummer
    @AramintaMoonbeamQC Jeremy Corbyn
    @Beibheirli_C Clint Eastwood
    @Richard_Tyndall Prince Charles
    @williamglenn Barry Manilow
    @felix Owen Jones
    @eristdoof Keith Richards
    @paulyork64 Paul Gascoigne
    @OldKingCole Dennis Skinner
    @CarlottaVance Duchess of Cornwall
    @Stocky Michael Palin
    @Pro_Rata Kenneth Clarke
    @MrEd Gwyneth Paltrow

    I feel slightly uneasy about PB posters nominating other PB posters. SeanT and I could feel picked upon you know.
    Oh c'mon, there's been great decorum shown. No-ones gone for Big_G.

    Yet.
    Tut-tut - I fear you may get a polite finger-wagging from Big_G for that one!
    I am top of the lists according to medical experts because of my pre existing conditions
    We're going to have to keep you in one of those giant zorbing balls for safety, aren't we?
    I am genuinely surprised that the likes of Trump haven't been placed inside some sort of protective apparatus. If a chemical weapon had just gone off, they would have him in a bunker in seconds.
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    CyclefreeCyclefree Posts: 25,216

    Dura_Ace said:

    There is some fucking goal hanging going now. Gazza and the Beast of Bolsover FFS...

    @Dura_Ace David Mitchell
    @tlg86 Jeremy Clarkson
    @MarqueeMark Polly Toynbee
    @SandyRentool Simon Calder
    @malcolmg Philip Schofield
    @kinabula The Queen
    @Garethofthevale2 Michael Heseltine
    @Philip_Thompson S.K. Tremayne
    @RochdalePioneers George R.R. Martin
    @Foss Prince Philip
    @Benpointer Donald Trump
    @Endillion David Attenborough
    @nichomar Anne Widdicombe
    @Topping Cordelia Gummer
    @AramintaMoonbeamQC Jeremy Corbyn
    @Beibheirli_C Clint Eastwood
    @Richard_Tyndall Prince Charles
    @williamglenn Barry Manilow
    @felix Owen Jones
    @eristdoof Keith Richards
    @paulyork64 Paul Gascoigne
    @OldKingCole Dennis Skinner
    @CarlottaVance Duchess of Cornwall
    @Stocky Michael Palin
    @Pro_Rata Kenneth Clarke
    @MrEd Gwyneth Paltrow

    I feel slightly uneasy about PB posters nominating other PB posters. SeanT and I could feel picked upon you know.
    Oh c'mon, there's been great decorum shown. No-ones gone for Big_G.

    Yet.
    Extremely harsh Mark, even in jest.
    Betting-type odds on death are not PB at its most appealing or humane.
    Not playing this game as someone at some risk and with family members in Italy at even more risk. Sorry.
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    GallowgateGallowgate Posts: 19,081
    Tesco was almost as bad as Christmas Eve this morning. Full of oldies.

    No chicken, no eggs, no pasta, no toilet paper.

    Luckily I was buying Guinness.
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    FrancisUrquhartFrancisUrquhart Posts: 76,285
    I wonder how business is for all those meal prep companies?
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    eekeek Posts: 25,005

    The regional government in Quebec has ordered the closure bars, theatres, gyms, ski hills, sugar shacks, arcades, and pools, while restaurants have been told to operate only at 50% capacity and the over-70s have been urged to stay at home, the Montreal Gazette reports.

    ?! Wtf is a "sugar shack"?

    I assumed a French Canadian euphemism for brothel but dunno!
    It's where the sap of the maple tree is boiled and made into maple syrup. This is sugaring-off season where the syrup is made and people will visit to watch.
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    rottenboroughrottenborough Posts: 58,273

    BAE Barrow has sent everyone home apparently.

    Jezza finally gets a policy win.
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    TOPPINGTOPPING Posts: 41,360
    eek said:

    The regional government in Quebec has ordered the closure bars, theatres, gyms, ski hills, sugar shacks, arcades, and pools, while restaurants have been told to operate only at 50% capacity and the over-70s have been urged to stay at home, the Montreal Gazette reports.

    ?! Wtf is a "sugar shack"?

    I assumed a French Canadian euphemism for brothel but dunno!
    It's where the sap of the maple tree is boiled and made into maple syrup. This is sugaring-off season where the syrup is made and people will visit to watch.
    Only on PB
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    rottenboroughrottenborough Posts: 58,273

    Ocado.com has a 15 minute virtual queue for people wanting to access its site.

    And will only deliver to registered, existing customers.
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    AnabobazinaAnabobazina Posts: 20,043

    My hands have got that bad I have gone all metro-sexual and started using Mrs U posh hand creams....she isn't impressed.

    My situation is similar.

    I've always thought there must be a huge gap in the market for shampoos and hand creams that can be used by both sexes.

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    MarqueeMarkMarqueeMark Posts: 50,125

    RobD said:

    Dura_Ace said:

    There is some fucking goal hanging going now. Gazza and the Beast of Bolsover FFS...

    @Dura_Ace David Mitchell
    @tlg86 Jeremy Clarkson
    @MarqueeMark Polly Toynbee
    @SandyRentool Simon Calder
    @malcolmg Philip Schofield
    @kinabula The Queen
    @Garethofthevale2 Michael Heseltine
    @Philip_Thompson S.K. Tremayne
    @RochdalePioneers George R.R. Martin
    @Foss Prince Philip
    @Benpointer Donald Trump
    @Endillion David Attenborough
    @nichomar Anne Widdicombe
    @Topping Cordelia Gummer
    @AramintaMoonbeamQC Jeremy Corbyn
    @Beibheirli_C Clint Eastwood
    @Richard_Tyndall Prince Charles
    @williamglenn Barry Manilow
    @felix Owen Jones
    @eristdoof Keith Richards
    @paulyork64 Paul Gascoigne
    @OldKingCole Dennis Skinner
    @CarlottaVance Duchess of Cornwall
    @Stocky Michael Palin
    @Pro_Rata Kenneth Clarke
    @MrEd Gwyneth Paltrow

    I feel slightly uneasy about PB posters nominating other PB posters. SeanT and I could feel picked upon you know.
    Oh c'mon, there's been great decorum shown. No-ones gone for Big_G.

    Yet.
    Tut-tut - I fear you may get a polite finger-wagging from Big_G for that one!
    I am top of the lists according to medical experts because of my pre existing conditions
    We're going to have to keep you in one of those giant zorbing balls for safety, aren't we?
    I am genuinely surprised that the likes of Trump haven't been placed inside some sort of protective apparatus. If a chemical weapon had just gone off, they would have him in a bunker in seconds.
    Haz-mat suits are generally to keep the hazardous materials from getting IN.....
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    JohnLilburneJohnLilburne Posts: 6,014
    eek said:

    The regional government in Quebec has ordered the closure bars, theatres, gyms, ski hills, sugar shacks, arcades, and pools, while restaurants have been told to operate only at 50% capacity and the over-70s have been urged to stay at home, the Montreal Gazette reports.

    ?! Wtf is a "sugar shack"?

    I assumed a French Canadian euphemism for brothel but dunno!
    It's where the sap of the maple tree is boiled and made into maple syrup. This is sugaring-off season where the syrup is made and people will visit to watch.
    There can't be much else to do in Canada if watching sap boil is considered a day out.
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    AnabobazinaAnabobazina Posts: 20,043
    TOPPING said:

    eek said:

    The regional government in Quebec has ordered the closure bars, theatres, gyms, ski hills, sugar shacks, arcades, and pools, while restaurants have been told to operate only at 50% capacity and the over-70s have been urged to stay at home, the Montreal Gazette reports.

    ?! Wtf is a "sugar shack"?

    I assumed a French Canadian euphemism for brothel but dunno!
    It's where the sap of the maple tree is boiled and made into maple syrup. This is sugaring-off season where the syrup is made and people will visit to watch.
    Only on PB
    :D
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    FrancisUrquhartFrancisUrquhart Posts: 76,285

    eek said:

    The regional government in Quebec has ordered the closure bars, theatres, gyms, ski hills, sugar shacks, arcades, and pools, while restaurants have been told to operate only at 50% capacity and the over-70s have been urged to stay at home, the Montreal Gazette reports.

    ?! Wtf is a "sugar shack"?

    I assumed a French Canadian euphemism for brothel but dunno!
    It's where the sap of the maple tree is boiled and made into maple syrup. This is sugaring-off season where the syrup is made and people will visit to watch.
    There can't be much else to do in Canada if watching sap boil is considered a day out.
    You obviously haven't been to the more rural bits of Canada....
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    nichomarnichomar Posts: 7,483

    My hands have got that bad I have gone all metro-sexual and started using Mrs U posh hand creams....she isn't impressed.

    My situation is similar.

    I've always thought there must be a huge gap in the market for shampoos and hand creams that can be used by both sexes.

    It’s called nivea isn’t it?
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    Stark_DawningStark_Dawning Posts: 9,311

    My hands have got that bad I have gone all metro-sexual and started using Mrs U posh hand creams....she isn't impressed.

    My situation is similar.

    I've always thought there must be a huge gap in the market for shampoos and hand creams that can be used by both sexes.

    Are there any that can't be used by both sexes?
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    MarqueeMarkMarqueeMark Posts: 50,125

    My hands have got that bad I have gone all metro-sexual and started using Mrs U posh hand creams....she isn't impressed.

    Norwegian Formula. You can't get more macho than that (plus it is bloody brilliant....)
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    kjhkjh Posts: 10,654

    RobD said:

    Dura_Ace said:

    There is some fucking goal hanging going now. Gazza and the Beast of Bolsover FFS...

    @Dura_Ace David Mitchell
    @tlg86 Jeremy Clarkson
    @MarqueeMark Polly Toynbee
    @SandyRentool Simon Calder
    @malcolmg Philip Schofield
    @kinabula The Queen
    @Garethofthevale2 Michael Heseltine
    @Philip_Thompson S.K. Tremayne
    @RochdalePioneers George R.R. Martin
    @Foss Prince Philip
    @Benpointer Donald Trump
    @Endillion David Attenborough
    @nichomar Anne Widdicombe
    @Topping Cordelia Gummer
    @AramintaMoonbeamQC Jeremy Corbyn
    @Beibheirli_C Clint Eastwood
    @Richard_Tyndall Prince Charles
    @williamglenn Barry Manilow
    @felix Owen Jones
    @eristdoof Keith Richards
    @paulyork64 Paul Gascoigne
    @OldKingCole Dennis Skinner
    @CarlottaVance Duchess of Cornwall
    @Stocky Michael Palin
    @Pro_Rata Kenneth Clarke
    @MrEd Gwyneth Paltrow

    I feel slightly uneasy about PB posters nominating other PB posters. SeanT and I could feel picked upon you know.
    Oh c'mon, there's been great decorum shown. No-ones gone for Big_G.

    Yet.
    Tut-tut - I fear you may get a polite finger-wagging from Big_G for that one!
    I am top of the lists according to medical experts because of my pre existing conditions
    We're going to have to keep you in one of those giant zorbing balls for safety, aren't we?
    I am genuinely surprised that the likes of Trump haven't been placed inside some sort of protective apparatus. If a chemical weapon had just gone off, they would have him in a bunker in seconds.
    Now there is an idea. We don't need the chemical weapon; just tell him there was an attack and the half life is several years.
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    GallowgateGallowgate Posts: 19,081

    BAE Barrow has sent everyone home apparently.

    Jezza finally gets a policy win.
    Turns out it isn’t true anyway. Apologies. Fake news.
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    SandraMcSandraMc Posts: 600

    My hands have got that bad I have gone all metro-sexual and started using Mrs U posh hand creams....she isn't impressed.

    Norwegian Formula. You can't get more macho than that (plus it is bloody brilliant....)
    The Body Shop's Hemp hand protector is good as well.
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    BannedinnParisBannedinnParis Posts: 1,884
    Turns out the solution to Covid-19 is Marxist, after all.

    Who'd have guessed.

    (What a bunch of oxygen thieves)
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    isamisam Posts: 40,952
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    FrancisUrquhartFrancisUrquhart Posts: 76,285

    twitter.com/twlldun/status/1239444038106972160

    Still all a game to some.
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    MrEdMrEd Posts: 5,578
    nichomar said:

    My hands have got that bad I have gone all metro-sexual and started using Mrs U posh hand creams....she isn't impressed.

    My situation is similar.

    I've always thought there must be a huge gap in the market for shampoos and hand creams that can be used by both sexes.

    It’s called nivea isn’t it?
    According to the owner of a shoe store in Rome I visited (wonder if he is still there?), Nivea is awful for your skin but great for your leather shoes.
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    MarqueeMarkMarqueeMark Posts: 50,125

    My hands have got that bad I have gone all metro-sexual and started using Mrs U posh hand creams....she isn't impressed.

    We look forward to updates on your moisturising regime in these dark days....
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    OldKingColeOldKingCole Posts: 32,014

    My hands have got that bad I have gone all metro-sexual and started using Mrs U posh hand creams....she isn't impressed.

    Norwegian Formula. You can't get more macho than that (plus it is bloody brilliant....)
    In my retail pharmacy days used to sell loads of it to gardeners and people with that sort of job. As well people who went fishing a lot.
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    isamisam Posts: 40,952
    edited March 2020
    I hope the Coronavirus isn’t as bad as forecasted, but the worlds inhabitants learn a lesson about the true price of globalism. I went for a run through the countryside and past the lake this morning and could almost hear them breathing a sigh of relief
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    MrEdMrEd Posts: 5,578

    MrEd

    So just pointless anecdotes. Okay, glad we cleared that up.

    I bow to your superior wisdom Anabobzina :)
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    noneoftheabovenoneoftheabove Posts: 20,780

    Dura_Ace said:

    There is some fucking goal hanging going now. Gazza and the Beast of Bolsover FFS...

    @Dura_Ace David Mitchell
    @tlg86 Jeremy Clarkson
    @MarqueeMark Polly Toynbee
    @SandyRentool Simon Calder
    @malcolmg Philip Schofield
    @kinabula The Queen
    @Garethofthevale2 Michael Heseltine
    @Philip_Thompson S.K. Tremayne
    @RochdalePioneers George R.R. Martin
    @Foss Prince Philip
    @Benpointer Donald Trump
    @Endillion David Attenborough
    @nichomar Anne Widdicombe
    @Topping Cordelia Gummer
    @AramintaMoonbeamQC Jeremy Corbyn
    @Beibheirli_C Clint Eastwood
    @Richard_Tyndall Prince Charles
    @williamglenn Barry Manilow
    @felix Owen Jones
    @eristdoof Keith Richards
    @paulyork64 Paul Gascoigne
    @OldKingCole Dennis Skinner
    @CarlottaVance Duchess of Cornwall
    @Stocky Michael Palin
    @Pro_Rata Kenneth Clarke
    @MrEd Gwyneth Paltrow

    I feel slightly uneasy about PB posters nominating other PB posters. SeanT and I could feel picked upon you know.
    Oh c'mon, there's been great decorum shown. No-ones gone for Big_G.

    Yet.
    Extremely harsh Mark, even in jest.
    Betting-type odds on death are not PB at its most appealing or humane.
    Bemused how popular it seems to be, dont really get it but dark humour is very individual so each to their own.
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    FrancisUrquhartFrancisUrquhart Posts: 76,285
    edited March 2020
    BBC doing their bit...not stopping the oldies free tv licences for the moment.
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    MarqueeMarkMarqueeMark Posts: 50,125
    edited March 2020
    1. Housing Owen Jones on Loch Gruinart until every country on the planet has been Covid-19 free for at least 12 months.
    2. Housing anyone who follows Owen Jones on Twitter on Loch Gruinart until.....
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    SandyRentoolSandyRentool Posts: 20,651
    edited March 2020

    My hands have got that bad I have gone all metro-sexual and started using Mrs U posh hand creams....she isn't impressed.

    Norwegian Formula. You can't get more macho than that (plus it is bloody brilliant....)
    I use CCS "Swedish Formula" foot cream. Effective stuff - the key ingredient is urea. If things get bad I guess I could try a combination of urine & yogurt.
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    DavidLDavidL Posts: 51,332

    DavidL said:


    * There is a change in the tone of our politics as it has got serious. Much of the childish abuse of the last few years seems very out of place. It would be nice if this moderation became the new norm.

    Have you been on the twitter machine?
    No. Why would anyone with a life?
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    felixfelix Posts: 15,124
    At bmy local mercadona in SE Spain we had a small queue at the start of the day - already gone by the time I left - the one metre rule followed by everyone and most things available. My guess is things will ease a lot here over the next few days - small population and you really cannot bulk buy beyond a certain amount. People here very orderly and good humoured.
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    Dura_AceDura_Ace Posts: 13,010
    Relax everyone... Apparently Johnson has had a phone call with MBS on the subject of Death Plague 2020. He should have got some tips on how to deal with those problematic journalists who refuse to kiss his arse if nothing else.
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    contrariancontrarian Posts: 5,818
    isam said:

    I hope the Coronavirus isn’t as bad as forecasted, but the worlds inhabitants learn a lesson about the true price of globalism. I went for a run through the countryside and past the lake this morning and could almost hear them breathing a sigh of relief

    Globalisation is one thing.

    The lunatic assumption that that the Chinese government is some sort of viable international partner than we can work with on a high level is quite another.

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    JohnLilburneJohnLilburne Posts: 6,014
    To add my report from the end of the world, I am currently sunning myself in Pafos waiting to get the bus to the airport. I got to Cyprus a day late but have managed some sort of holiday with the country progressively closing down round me - from 6am today bars and restaurants have been closed so I had to get lunch at Sainsbury's. My EasyJet flight is actually flying as scheduled, but it's effectively a rescue flight as no-one's allowed in any more. Hotels have been given 6 day's grace so their clients can work out how to get home. Paphos General Hospital has been closed after a Brit in ICU caught the virus of two rellies who came to see him, followed by frantic contact-chasing.
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    geoffwgeoffw Posts: 8,173
    edited March 2020

    BBC doing their bit...not stopping the oldies free tv licences for the moment.

    Yay!
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    FloaterFloater Posts: 14,195

    Tesco was almost as bad as Christmas Eve this morning. Full of oldies.

    No chicken, no eggs, no pasta, no toilet paper.

    Luckily I was buying Guinness.

    It is all about priorities - I can see you have yours straight :-)
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    FrancisUrquhartFrancisUrquhart Posts: 76,285
    https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8116477/Woman-arrested-SUNBATHING-Spain-ignoring-coronavirus-rules.html

    If she had been in China, she wouldn't be seeing any sunlight at all for the next few years....she would be sharing a dormitory with a load of Uighurs in a re-education camp.
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    noneoftheabovenoneoftheabove Posts: 20,780
    How about:

    Cure coronavirus instantly
    Fix the economy instantly
    Whilst doing that resolve inequality
    And fix the environment
    And apologise for existing.
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    MrEdMrEd Posts: 5,578

    RobD said:

    Dura_Ace said:

    There is some fucking goal hanging going now. Gazza and the Beast of Bolsover FFS...

    @Dura_Ace David Mitchell
    @tlg86 Jeremy Clarkson
    @MarqueeMark Polly Toynbee
    @SandyRentool Simon Calder
    @malcolmg Philip Schofield
    @kinabula The Queen
    @Garethofthevale2 Michael Heseltine
    @Philip_Thompson S.K. Tremayne
    @RochdalePioneers George R.R. Martin
    @Foss Prince Philip
    @Benpointer Donald Trump
    @Endillion David Attenborough
    @nichomar Anne Widdicombe
    @Topping Cordelia Gummer
    @AramintaMoonbeamQC Jeremy Corbyn
    @Beibheirli_C Clint Eastwood
    @Richard_Tyndall Prince Charles
    @williamglenn Barry Manilow
    @felix Owen Jones
    @eristdoof Keith Richards
    @paulyork64 Paul Gascoigne
    @OldKingCole Dennis Skinner
    @CarlottaVance Duchess of Cornwall
    @Stocky Michael Palin
    @Pro_Rata Kenneth Clarke
    @MrEd Gwyneth Paltrow

    I feel slightly uneasy about PB posters nominating other PB posters. SeanT and I could feel picked upon you know.
    Oh c'mon, there's been great decorum shown. No-ones gone for Big_G.

    Yet.
    Tut-tut - I fear you may get a polite finger-wagging from Big_G for that one!
    I am top of the lists according to medical experts because of my pre existing conditions
    We're going to have to keep you in one of those giant zorbing balls for safety, aren't we?
    Actually my wife and I are going to self isolate from wednesday

    We have had weekly grocery deliveries for over two years and have paid for and got a weekly recurring slot. However it is noticeably that more products are becoming unavailable for delivery

    We have discussed the issue with our daughter and son in law and our youngest son and his fiancee and as they have colds they will not be calling and we have suspended the school runs for our grandchildren. Indeed we do not expect contact with them for some time though we can video call through whats app

    We will be going into town tomorrow to draw some cash, pay bills, and pick up a few groceries and birthday presents for our grandchildren

    Both our son and daughter in law and ourselves have accepted that we will not meet again in Vancouver or in Wales before late Spring 2021 and will continue using social media daily to keep in touch

    As we have a porch door all deliveries will either be left in the porch or more likely just outside and we will sterilise the porch door handle constantly

    We are fortunate to have a lovely home and garden and can enjoy both without being within 2 metres of the public

    Our children will collect items as we need them and we will use Amazon a lot more

    We have just had dental checks and hairdressing so they can go on the backburner

    While this is difficult it is necessary to do everything we can to prevent us becoming a burden on the NHS which with my copd I could be and at least in a small way trying to defeat this virus

    And the BBC have extended free tv licence to the end of august for the over 75s

    Nonsense, that needs to be for another year
    Best of luck to you, your wife and your family Big_G, I am sure we are all keeping our fingers crossed for you.
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    I'm plumping for Jean Marie Le Pen.
    https://deathlist.net/
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    HYUFDHYUFD Posts: 117,053
    edited March 2020

    From the Grauniad:

    First Group, the transport operator, have HALVED in value this morning to 37p. It operates rail and bus services in the UK, US, Canada and Ireland - so is facing a massive drop in revenues as people self-isolate.

    Restaurant Group, which runs Wagamama, Frankie & Benny’s and Chiquito, have slumped by 41% this morning.

    Pub chains are also suffering extremely, with Mitchells & Butler down 32% and Marstons down 40%.


    Question - for how long can operators like First Group (easyJet, BA etc) carry on with their market cap descending towards zero...? How many Big Name high street IFD and QSR sector outlets like Frankie and Bennys and Costa carry on with revenues crashing through the floor?

    The need for the liquidity bomb to be detonated is real and urgent.

    IAG has over £9 billion in reserves apparently, seems the BA cost cutting has come in useful after all

    https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/business-51904769
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    Dura_Ace said:

    There is some fucking goal hanging going now. Gazza and the Beast of Bolsover FFS...

    @Dura_Ace David Mitchell
    @tlg86 Jeremy Clarkson
    @MarqueeMark Polly Toynbee
    @SandyRentool Simon Calder
    @malcolmg Philip Schofield
    @kinabula The Queen
    @Garethofthevale2 Michael Heseltine
    @Philip_Thompson S.K. Tremayne
    @RochdalePioneers George R.R. Martin
    @Foss Prince Philip
    @Benpointer Donald Trump
    @Endillion David Attenborough
    @nichomar Anne Widdicombe
    @Topping Cordelia Gummer
    @AramintaMoonbeamQC Jeremy Corbyn
    @Beibheirli_C Clint Eastwood
    @Richard_Tyndall Prince Charles
    @williamglenn Barry Manilow
    @felix Owen Jones
    @eristdoof Keith Richards
    @paulyork64 Paul Gascoigne
    @OldKingCole Dennis Skinner
    @CarlottaVance Duchess of Cornwall
    @Stocky Michael Palin
    @Pro_Rata Kenneth Clarke
    @MrEd Gwyneth Paltrow

    I feel slightly uneasy about PB posters nominating other PB posters. SeanT and I could feel picked upon you know.
    Oh c'mon, there's been great decorum shown. No-ones gone for Big_G.

    Yet.
    Tut-tut - I fear you may get a polite finger-wagging from Big_G for that one!
    I am top of the lists according to medical experts because of my pre existing conditions
    If Big_G needs supplies, I will personally drive up from south Devon with them.

    (Within reasonable bounds of emergency need. Terms and conditions apply.)
    That is just so kind and I know it is genuine.
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    FloaterFloater Posts: 14,195
    Cyclefree said:

    Dura_Ace said:

    There is some fucking goal hanging going now. Gazza and the Beast of Bolsover FFS...

    @Dura_Ace David Mitchell
    @tlg86 Jeremy Clarkson
    @MarqueeMark Polly Toynbee
    @SandyRentool Simon Calder
    @malcolmg Philip Schofield
    @kinabula The Queen
    @Garethofthevale2 Michael Heseltine
    @Philip_Thompson S.K. Tremayne
    @RochdalePioneers George R.R. Martin
    @Foss Prince Philip
    @Benpointer Donald Trump
    @Endillion David Attenborough
    @nichomar Anne Widdicombe
    @Topping Cordelia Gummer
    @AramintaMoonbeamQC Jeremy Corbyn
    @Beibheirli_C Clint Eastwood
    @Richard_Tyndall Prince Charles
    @williamglenn Barry Manilow
    @felix Owen Jones
    @eristdoof Keith Richards
    @paulyork64 Paul Gascoigne
    @OldKingCole Dennis Skinner
    @CarlottaVance Duchess of Cornwall
    @Stocky Michael Palin
    @Pro_Rata Kenneth Clarke
    @MrEd Gwyneth Paltrow

    I feel slightly uneasy about PB posters nominating other PB posters. SeanT and I could feel picked upon you know.
    Oh c'mon, there's been great decorum shown. No-ones gone for Big_G.

    Yet.
    Extremely harsh Mark, even in jest.
    Betting-type odds on death are not PB at its most appealing or humane.
    Not playing this game as someone at some risk and with family members in Italy at even more risk. Sorry.
    I got quite cross with someone at work wanting to do the same thing - for his colleagues!!!!!
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    SandyRentoolSandyRentool Posts: 20,651

    RobD said:

    Dura_Ace said:

    There is some fucking goal hanging going now. Gazza and the Beast of Bolsover FFS...

    @Dura_Ace David Mitchell
    @tlg86 Jeremy Clarkson
    @MarqueeMark Polly Toynbee
    @SandyRentool Simon Calder
    @malcolmg Philip Schofield
    @kinabula The Queen
    @Garethofthevale2 Michael Heseltine
    @Philip_Thompson S.K. Tremayne
    @RochdalePioneers George R.R. Martin
    @Foss Prince Philip
    @Benpointer Donald Trump
    @Endillion David Attenborough
    @nichomar Anne Widdicombe
    @Topping Cordelia Gummer
    @AramintaMoonbeamQC Jeremy Corbyn
    @Beibheirli_C Clint Eastwood
    @Richard_Tyndall Prince Charles
    @williamglenn Barry Manilow
    @felix Owen Jones
    @eristdoof Keith Richards
    @paulyork64 Paul Gascoigne
    @OldKingCole Dennis Skinner
    @CarlottaVance Duchess of Cornwall
    @Stocky Michael Palin
    @Pro_Rata Kenneth Clarke
    @MrEd Gwyneth Paltrow

    I feel slightly uneasy about PB posters nominating other PB posters. SeanT and I could feel picked upon you know.
    Oh c'mon, there's been great decorum shown. No-ones gone for Big_G.

    Yet.
    Tut-tut - I fear you may get a polite finger-wagging from Big_G for that one!
    I am top of the lists according to medical experts because of my pre existing conditions
    We're going to have to keep you in one of those giant zorbing balls for safety, aren't we?
    Actually my wife and I are going to self isolate from wednesday

    We have had weekly grocery deliveries for over two years and have paid for and got a weekly recurring slot. However it is noticeably that more products are becoming unavailable for delivery

    We have discussed the issue with our daughter and son in law and our youngest son and his fiancee and as they have colds they will not be calling and we have suspended the school runs for our grandchildren. Indeed we do not expect contact with them for some time though we can video call through whats app

    We will be going into town tomorrow to draw some cash, pay bills, and pick up a few groceries and birthday presents for our grandchildren

    Both our son and daughter in law and ourselves have accepted that we will not meet again in Vancouver or in Wales before late Spring 2021 and will continue using social media daily to keep in touch

    As we have a porch door all deliveries will either be left in the porch or more likely just outside and we will sterilise the porch door handle constantly

    We are fortunate to have a lovely home and garden and can enjoy both without being within 2 metres of the public

    Our children will collect items as we need them and we will use Amazon a lot more

    We have just had dental checks and hairdressing so they can go on the backburner

    While this is difficult it is necessary to do everything we can to prevent us becoming a burden on the NHS which with my copd I could be and at least in a small way trying to defeat this virus

    And the BBC have extended free tv licence to the end of august for the over 75s

    Nonsense, that needs to be for another year
    Best wishes Mr G.
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    MarqueeMarkMarqueeMark Posts: 50,125


    My hands have got that bad I have gone all metro-sexual and started using Mrs U posh hand creams....she isn't impressed.

    Norwegian Formula. You can't get more macho than that (plus it is bloody brilliant....)
    I use CCS "Swedish Formula" foot cream. Effective stuff - the key ingredient is urea. If things get bad I guess I could try a combination of urine & yogurt.
    Isn't that what they call "Skyr" in Iceland?
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    eristdoof said:

    Dura_Ace said:

    kinabalu said:

    What's the deadpool? Who succumbs in a perfect world?

    Just guess at the sleb you think will succumb to Wuflu first. The winner will be lauded until our voices are hoarse while the losers will be derided with language characterised by violent sexual imagery. Imagine coming last...
    A very bad taste competition.... so I'm in!

    I pick Kieth Richards. He's been living on borrowed time since before GCSEs were introduced.
    The only thing that can kill Keef is Keef.
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    Dura_AceDura_Ace Posts: 13,010
    I'm going to the workshop to flow test some injectors and I may be some time. I'll update the list again tonight. It's all in the best possible taste.

    @Dura_Ace David Mitchell
    @tlg86 Jeremy Clarkson
    @MarqueeMark Polly Toynbee
    @SandyRentool Simon Calder
    @malcolmg Philip Schofield
    @kinabula The Queen
    @Garethofthevale2 Michael Heseltine
    @Philip_Thompson S.K. Tremayne
    @RochdalePioneers George R.R. Martin
    @Foss Prince Philip
    @Benpointer Donald Trump
    @Endillion David Attenborough
    @nichomar Anne Widdicombe
    @Topping Cordelia Gummer
    @AramintaMoonbeamQC Jeremy Corbyn
    @Beibheirli_C Clint Eastwood
    @Richard_Tyndall Prince Charles
    @williamglenn Barry Manilow
    @felix Owen Jones
    @eristdoof Keith Richards
    @paulyork64 Paul Gascoigne
    @OldKingCole Dennis Skinner
    @CarlottaVance Duchess of Cornwall
    @Stocky Michael Palin
    @Pro_Rata Kenneth Clarke
    @MrEd Gwyneth Paltrow
    @Paristonda Boris Johnson
    @TrèsDifficile Marine Le Pen
    @Martin_Kinsella Mahmoud Ahmedinajad
    @Fenster Sean Connery
    @JohnO Elton John
    @Theuniondivvie Olivia de Havilland
    @Chameleon Dick Van Dyke
    @rottenborough Joe Biden
    @LucyJones Piers Morgan
    @twistedfirestopper3 Jean Marie Le Pen
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    Dura_Ace said:

    There is some fucking goal hanging going now. Gazza and the Beast of Bolsover FFS...

    @Dura_Ace David Mitchell
    @tlg86 Jeremy Clarkson
    @MarqueeMark Polly Toynbee
    @SandyRentool Simon Calder
    @malcolmg Philip Schofield
    @kinabula The Queen
    @Garethofthevale2 Michael Heseltine
    @Philip_Thompson S.K. Tremayne
    @RochdalePioneers George R.R. Martin
    @Foss Prince Philip
    @Benpointer Donald Trump
    @Endillion David Attenborough
    @nichomar Anne Widdicombe
    @Topping Cordelia Gummer
    @AramintaMoonbeamQC Jeremy Corbyn
    @Beibheirli_C Clint Eastwood
    @Richard_Tyndall Prince Charles
    @williamglenn Barry Manilow
    @felix Owen Jones
    @eristdoof Keith Richards
    @paulyork64 Paul Gascoigne
    @OldKingCole Dennis Skinner
    @CarlottaVance Duchess of Cornwall
    @Stocky Michael Palin
    @Pro_Rata Kenneth Clarke
    @MrEd Gwyneth Paltrow

    I feel slightly uneasy about PB posters nominating other PB posters. SeanT and I could feel picked upon you know.
    Oh c'mon, there's been great decorum shown. No-ones gone for Big_G.

    Yet.
    Extremely harsh Mark, even in jest.
    Betting-type odds on death are not PB at its most appealing or humane.

    Agreed.
    Doesn't every group of friends have a Deadpool?
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    DavidLDavidL Posts: 51,332

    DavidL said:

    It increasingly seems to me that the world is coming to a halt and that everything will be about the virus for the rest of this year. So many things that seemed so important have been put into perspective. I'd like to think that we can mostly come out of this older and wiser.

    So, are there any good things to come from this virus? Without being morbid and thinking about pension deficits I would suggest the following possibilities:

    * There are real signs of an increase in community spirit. Perhaps the Italians in Rome defiantly singing their national anthem from their balconies was the best sign of that but we are all being forced to think hard about the vulnerable in our society and how they need help. It would be nice if this were to continue after this is over.
    * The changes in the housing market will make prices much more affordable for prospective new buyers. Much of the froth from the last few years will be gone.
    * From the climate perspective the drastic reduction in flying and travel will be a very good thing. Hopefully the lessons and habits we learn from this period will stay with us.
    * There is a change in the tone of our politics as it has got serious. Much of the childish abuse of the last few years seems very out of place. It would be nice if this moderation became the new norm.
    * The position of gig economy workers and the low paid has got far more attention than before. Surely we will not go back to such long delays in the provision of benefits or such an obnoxious penalty regime as we had before. This is going to be an ongoing challenge. How will society work as more and more of us are in such precarious work with such uncertainties about our future? This is a real issue that will shape our politics.
    * Some of the more extreme voices on the right are learning or relearning the importance of an activist state that can make society work better. If the State comes out of this reasonably well I think that will moderate some of our politics. Will the argument (which I have made myself) that deficits matter be sustainable? Will the idea of State Aid be so alien if funding keeps many companies afloat?
    * We just might get rid of Donald Trump 4 years early.

    This society and my generation have been cosseted from major wars or disruption throughout our lives. That is a good thing but it has made us soft and self indulgent. We might just grow up a bit.

    In the real world, away from this Vera Lynn stuff, economic activity, and therefore government revenues, will utterly collapse. Utterly.

    UK job losses. Shall we say five million? ten? UK economic activity, Shall we say minus fifteen per cent? government revenues....what shall we cut first??

    Wake up mate.
    That very much depends upon what government does and how much support is made available to firms with cash flow issues. This may be relatively short term with a bounce back next year but I suspect some industries like cruising, aviation etc are going to take forever to fully recover.
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    HYUFDHYUFD Posts: 117,053
    edited March 2020

    RobD said:

    Dura_Ace said:

    There is some fucking goal hanging going now. Gazza and the Beast of Bolsover FFS...

    @Dura_Ace David Mitchell
    @tlg86 Jeremy Clarkson
    @MarqueeMark Polly Toynbee
    @SandyRentool Simon Calder
    @malcolmg Philip Schofield
    @kinabula The Queen
    @Garethofthevale2 Michael Heseltine
    @Philip_Thompson S.K. Tremayne
    @RochdalePioneers George R.R. Martin
    @Foss Prince Philip
    @Benpointer Donald Trump
    @Endillion David Attenborough
    @nichomar Anne Widdicombe
    @Topping Cordelia Gummer
    @AramintaMoonbeamQC Jeremy Corbyn
    @Beibheirli_C Clint Eastwood
    @Richard_Tyndall Prince Charles
    @williamglenn Barry Manilow
    @felix Owen Jones
    @eristdoof Keith Richards
    @paulyork64 Paul Gascoigne
    @OldKingCole Dennis Skinner
    @CarlottaVance Duchess of Cornwall
    @Stocky Michael Palin
    @Pro_Rata Kenneth Clarke
    @MrEd Gwyneth Paltrow

    I feel slightly uneasy about PB posters nominating other PB posters. SeanT and I could feel picked upon you know.
    Oh c'mon, there's been great decorum shown. No-ones gone for Big_G.

    Yet.
    Tut-tut - I fear you may get a polite finger-wagging from Big_G for that one!
    I am top of the lists according to medical experts because of my pre existing conditions
    We're going to have to keep you in one of those giant zorbing balls for safety, aren't we?
    Actually my wife and I are going to self isolate from wednesday

    We have had weekly grocery deliveries for over two years and have paid for and got a weekly recurring slot. However it is noticeably that more products are becoming unavailable for delivery

    We have discussed the issue with our daughter and son in law and our youngest son and his fiancee and as they have colds they will not be calling and we have suspended the school runs for our grandchildren. Indeed we do not expect contact with them for some time though we can video call through whats app

    We will be going into town tomorrow to draw some cash, pay bills, and pick up a few groceries and birthday presents for our grandchildren

    Both our son and daughter in law and ourselves have accepted that we will not meet again in Vancouver or in Wales before late Spring 2021 and will continue using social media daily to keep in touch

    As we have a porch door all deliveries will either be left in the porch or more likely just outside and we will sterilise the porch door handle constantly

    We are fortunate to have a lovely home and garden and can enjoy both without being within 2 metres of the public

    Our children will collect items as we need them and we will use Amazon a lot more

    We have just had dental checks and hairdressing so they can go on the backburner

    While this is difficult it is necessary to do everything we can to prevent us becoming a burden on the NHS which with my copd I could be and at least in a small way trying to defeat this virus

    And the BBC have extended free tv licence to the end of august for the over 75s

    Nonsense, that needs to be for another year
    Free licence fee extended to end of August confirmed as BBC prepares for a surge in Dad's Army repeats

    https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-51911065
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    WhisperingOracleWhisperingOracle Posts: 8,503
    edited March 2020
    TOPPING said:

    eek said:

    The regional government in Quebec has ordered the closure bars, theatres, gyms, ski hills, sugar shacks, arcades, and pools, while restaurants have been told to operate only at 50% capacity and the over-70s have been urged to stay at home, the Montreal Gazette reports.

    ?! Wtf is a "sugar shack"?

    I assumed a French Canadian euphemism for brothel but dunno!
    It's where the sap of the maple tree is boiled and made into maple syrup. This is sugaring-off season where the syrup is made and people will visit to watch.
    Only on PB
    For some light relief, this reminds me of the 1980's film National Lampoon's European Vacation. Just arrived in London, the teenage American enthusiastically turns on his hotel tv to find a very slow programme about the the making of cheese on BBC2, with a very serious and painstaking but "educationally" cheery voiceover. He turns off in disgust.
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    RandallFlaggRandallFlagg Posts: 1,166
    Stephen King.
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    rottenboroughrottenborough Posts: 58,273

    RobD said:

    Dura_Ace said:

    There is some fucking goal hanging going now. Gazza and the Beast of Bolsover FFS...

    @Dura_Ace David Mitchell
    @tlg86 Jeremy Clarkson
    @MarqueeMark Polly Toynbee
    @SandyRentool Simon Calder
    @malcolmg Philip Schofield
    @kinabula The Queen
    @Garethofthevale2 Michael Heseltine
    @Philip_Thompson S.K. Tremayne
    @RochdalePioneers George R.R. Martin
    @Foss Prince Philip
    @Benpointer Donald Trump
    @Endillion David Attenborough
    @nichomar Anne Widdicombe
    @Topping Cordelia Gummer
    @AramintaMoonbeamQC Jeremy Corbyn
    @Beibheirli_C Clint Eastwood
    @Richard_Tyndall Prince Charles
    @williamglenn Barry Manilow
    @felix Owen Jones
    @eristdoof Keith Richards
    @paulyork64 Paul Gascoigne
    @OldKingCole Dennis Skinner
    @CarlottaVance Duchess of Cornwall
    @Stocky Michael Palin
    @Pro_Rata Kenneth Clarke
    @MrEd Gwyneth Paltrow

    I feel slightly uneasy about PB posters nominating other PB posters. SeanT and I could feel picked upon you know.
    Oh c'mon, there's been great decorum shown. No-ones gone for Big_G.

    Yet.
    Tut-tut - I fear you may get a polite finger-wagging from Big_G for that one!
    I am top of the lists according to medical experts because of my pre existing conditions
    We're going to have to keep you in one of those giant zorbing balls for safety, aren't we?
    Actually my wife and I are going to self isolate from wednesday

    We have had weekly grocery deliveries for over two years and have paid for and got a weekly recurring slot. However it is noticeably that more products are becoming unavailable for delivery

    We have discussed the issue with our daughter and son in law and our youngest son and his fiancee and as they have colds they will not be calling and we have suspended the school runs for our grandchildren. Indeed we do not expect contact with them for some time though we can video call through whats app

    We will be going into town tomorrow to draw some cash, pay bills, and pick up a few groceries and birthday presents for our grandchildren

    Both our son and daughter in law and ourselves have accepted that we will not meet again in Vancouver or in Wales before late Spring 2021 and will continue using social media daily to keep in touch

    As we have a porch door all deliveries will either be left in the porch or more likely just outside and we will sterilise the porch door handle constantly

    We are fortunate to have a lovely home and garden and can enjoy both without being within 2 metres of the public

    Our children will collect items as we need them and we will use Amazon a lot more

    We have just had dental checks and hairdressing so they can go on the backburner

    While this is difficult it is necessary to do everything we can to prevent us becoming a burden on the NHS which with my copd I could be and at least in a small way trying to defeat this virus

    And the BBC have extended free tv licence to the end of august for the over 75s

    Nonsense, that needs to be for another year
    Best wishes Mr G.
    Indeed. Good luck. My your God go with you. Hopefully you'll still be on PB - no chance of catching anything on here.
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    CyclefreeCyclefree Posts: 25,216

    isam said:

    I hope the Coronavirus isn’t as bad as forecasted, but the worlds inhabitants learn a lesson about the true price of globalism. I went for a run through the countryside and past the lake this morning and could almost hear them breathing a sigh of relief

    Globalisation is one thing.

    The lunatic assumption that that the Chinese government is some sort of viable international partner than we can work with on a high level is quite another.

    Well, quite.

    This is a country which has barbaric and unhygienic live meat markets allowing such a virus to develop and escape, which did nothing when the disease first came to light, which punished those brave doctors and others who gave a warning, which is probably lying about what has gone on in the country and which is now trying to blame other countries for its failings.

    A few spare respirators to Italy is, frankly, the very least they can do.
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    OldKingColeOldKingCole Posts: 32,014

    Dura_Ace said:

    There is some fucking goal hanging going now. Gazza and the Beast of Bolsover FFS...

    @Dura_Ace David Mitchell
    @tlg86 Jeremy Clarkson
    @MarqueeMark Polly Toynbee
    @SandyRentool Simon Calder
    @malcolmg Philip Schofield
    @kinabula The Queen
    @Garethofthevale2 Michael Heseltine
    @Philip_Thompson S.K. Tremayne
    @RochdalePioneers George R.R. Martin
    @Foss Prince Philip
    @Benpointer Donald Trump
    @Endillion David Attenborough
    @nichomar Anne Widdicombe
    @Topping Cordelia Gummer
    @AramintaMoonbeamQC Jeremy Corbyn
    @Beibheirli_C Clint Eastwood
    @Richard_Tyndall Prince Charles
    @williamglenn Barry Manilow
    @felix Owen Jones
    @eristdoof Keith Richards
    @paulyork64 Paul Gascoigne
    @OldKingCole Dennis Skinner
    @CarlottaVance Duchess of Cornwall
    @Stocky Michael Palin
    @Pro_Rata Kenneth Clarke
    @MrEd Gwyneth Paltrow

    I feel slightly uneasy about PB posters nominating other PB posters. SeanT and I could feel picked upon you know.
    Oh c'mon, there's been great decorum shown. No-ones gone for Big_G.

    Yet.
    Tut-tut - I fear you may get a polite finger-wagging from Big_G for that one!
    I am top of the lists according to medical experts because of my pre existing conditions
    If Big_G needs supplies, I will personally drive up from south Devon with them.

    (Within reasonable bounds of emergency need. Terms and conditions apply.)
    That is just so kind and I know it is genuine.
    People in communities are kind and supportive. Especially to those who are polite, even when they disagree. It's when the sense of community goes that things turn nasty.
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    MrEd said:

    RobD said:

    Dura_Ace said:

    There is some fucking goal hanging going now. Gazza and the Beast of Bolsover FFS...

    @Dura_Ace David Mitchell
    @tlg86 Jeremy Clarkson
    @MarqueeMark Polly Toynbee
    @SandyRentool Simon Calder
    @malcolmg Philip Schofield
    @kinabula The Queen
    @Garethofthevale2 Michael Heseltine
    @Philip_Thompson S.K. Tremayne
    @RochdalePioneers George R.R. Martin
    @Foss Prince Philip
    @Benpointer Donald Trump
    @Endillion David Attenborough
    @nichomar Anne Widdicombe
    @Topping Cordelia Gummer
    @AramintaMoonbeamQC Jeremy Corbyn
    @Beibheirli_C Clint Eastwood
    @Richard_Tyndall Prince Charles
    @williamglenn Barry Manilow
    @felix Owen Jones
    @eristdoof Keith Richards
    @paulyork64 Paul Gascoigne
    @OldKingCole Dennis Skinner
    @CarlottaVance Duchess of Cornwall
    @Stocky Michael Palin
    @Pro_Rata Kenneth Clarke
    @MrEd Gwyneth Paltrow

    I feel slightly uneasy about PB posters nominating other PB posters. SeanT and I could feel picked upon you know.
    Oh c'mon, there's been great decorum shown. No-ones gone for Big_G.

    Yet.
    Tut-tut - I fear you may get a polite finger-wagging from Big_G for that one!
    I am top of the lists according to medical experts because of my pre existing conditions
    We're going to have to keep you in one of those giant zorbing balls for safety, aren't we?
    Actually my wife and I are going to self isolate from wednesday

    We have had weekly grocery deliveries for over two years and have paid for and got a weekly recurring slot. However it is noticeably that more products are becoming unavailable for delivery

    We have discussed the issue with our daughter and son in law and our youngest son and his fiancee and as they have colds they will not be calling and we have suspended the school runs for our grandchildren. Indeed we do not expect contact with them for some time though we can video call through whats app

    We will be going into town tomorrow to draw some cash, pay bills, and pick up a few groceries and birthday presents for our grandchildren

    Both our son and daughter in law and ourselves have accepted that we will not meet again in Vancouver or in Wales before late Spring 2021 and will continue using social media daily to keep in touch

    As we have a porch door all deliveries will either be left in the porch or more likely just outside and we will sterilise the porch door handle constantly

    We are fortunate to have a lovely home and garden and can enjoy both without being within 2 metres of the public

    Our children will collect items as we need them and we will use Amazon a lot more

    We have just had dental checks and hairdressing so they can go on the backburner

    While this is difficult it is necessary to do everything we can to prevent us becoming a burden on the NHS which with my copd I could be and at least in a small way trying to defeat this virus

    And the BBC have extended free tv licence to the end of august for the over 75s

    Nonsense, that needs to be for another year
    Best of luck to you, your wife and your family Big_G, I am sure we are all keeping our fingers crossed for you.
    Thank you and to be honest we are relaxed about the position.

    We have so many blessings and so much to be thankful for and have travelled world wide for years storing up multitudes of fantastic memories
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    RobD said:

    Dura_Ace said:

    There is some fucking goal hanging going now. Gazza and the Beast of Bolsover FFS...

    @Dura_Ace David Mitchell
    @tlg86 Jeremy Clarkson
    @MarqueeMark Polly Toynbee
    @SandyRentool Simon Calder
    @malcolmg Philip Schofield
    @kinabula The Queen
    @Garethofthevale2 Michael Heseltine
    @Philip_Thompson S.K. Tremayne
    @RochdalePioneers George R.R. Martin
    @Foss Prince Philip
    @Benpointer Donald Trump
    @Endillion David Attenborough
    @nichomar Anne Widdicombe
    @Topping Cordelia Gummer
    @AramintaMoonbeamQC Jeremy Corbyn
    @Beibheirli_C Clint Eastwood
    @Richard_Tyndall Prince Charles
    @williamglenn Barry Manilow
    @felix Owen Jones
    @eristdoof Keith Richards
    @paulyork64 Paul Gascoigne
    @OldKingCole Dennis Skinner
    @CarlottaVance Duchess of Cornwall
    @Stocky Michael Palin
    @Pro_Rata Kenneth Clarke
    @MrEd Gwyneth Paltrow

    I feel slightly uneasy about PB posters nominating other PB posters. SeanT and I could feel picked upon you know.
    Oh c'mon, there's been great decorum shown. No-ones gone for Big_G.

    Yet.
    Tut-tut - I fear you may get a polite finger-wagging from Big_G for that one!
    I am top of the lists according to medical experts because of my pre existing conditions
    We're going to have to keep you in one of those giant zorbing balls for safety, aren't we?
    Actually my wife and I are going to self isolate from wednesday

    We have had weekly grocery deliveries for over two years and have paid for and got a weekly recurring slot. However it is noticeably that more products are becoming unavailable for delivery

    We have discussed the issue with our daughter and son in law and our youngest son and his fiancee and as they have colds they will not be calling and we have suspended the school runs for our grandchildren. Indeed we do not expect contact with them for some time though we can video call through whats app

    We will be going into town tomorrow to draw some cash, pay bills, and pick up a few groceries and birthday presents for our grandchildren

    Both our son and daughter in law and ourselves have accepted that we will not meet again in Vancouver or in Wales before late Spring 2021 and will continue using social media daily to keep in touch

    As we have a porch door all deliveries will either be left in the porch or more likely just outside and we will sterilise the porch door handle constantly

    We are fortunate to have a lovely home and garden and can enjoy both without being within 2 metres of the public

    Our children will collect items as we need them and we will use Amazon a lot more

    We have just had dental checks and hairdressing so they can go on the backburner

    While this is difficult it is necessary to do everything we can to prevent us becoming a burden on the NHS which with my copd I could be and at least in a small way trying to defeat this virus

    And the BBC have extended free tv licence to the end of august for the over 75s

    Nonsense, that needs to be for another year
    Best wishes Mr G.
    Thanks. We will be ok. We worry for so many who will not
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    RobD said:

    Dura_Ace said:

    There is some fucking goal hanging going now. Gazza and the Beast of Bolsover FFS...

    @Dura_Ace David Mitchell
    @tlg86 Jeremy Clarkson
    @MarqueeMark Polly Toynbee
    @SandyRentool Simon Calder
    @malcolmg Philip Schofield
    @kinabula The Queen
    @Garethofthevale2 Michael Heseltine
    @Philip_Thompson S.K. Tremayne
    @RochdalePioneers George R.R. Martin
    @Foss Prince Philip
    @Benpointer Donald Trump
    @Endillion David Attenborough
    @nichomar Anne Widdicombe
    @Topping Cordelia Gummer
    @AramintaMoonbeamQC Jeremy Corbyn
    @Beibheirli_C Clint Eastwood
    @Richard_Tyndall Prince Charles
    @williamglenn Barry Manilow
    @felix Owen Jones
    @eristdoof Keith Richards
    @paulyork64 Paul Gascoigne
    @OldKingCole Dennis Skinner
    @CarlottaVance Duchess of Cornwall
    @Stocky Michael Palin
    @Pro_Rata Kenneth Clarke
    @MrEd Gwyneth Paltrow

    I feel slightly uneasy about PB posters nominating other PB posters. SeanT and I could feel picked upon you know.
    Oh c'mon, there's been great decorum shown. No-ones gone for Big_G.

    Yet.
    Tut-tut - I fear you may get a polite finger-wagging from Big_G for that one!
    I am top of the lists according to medical experts because of my pre existing conditions
    We're going to have to keep you in one of those giant zorbing balls for safety, aren't we?
    Actually my wife and I are going to self isolate from wednesday

    We have had weekly grocery deliveries for over two years and have paid for and got a weekly recurring slot. However it is noticeably that more products are becoming unavailable for delivery

    We have discussed the issue with our daughter and son in law and our youngest son and his fiancee and as they have colds they will not be calling and we have suspended the school runs for our grandchildren. Indeed we do not expect contact with them for some time though we can video call through whats app

    We will be going into town tomorrow to draw some cash, pay bills, and pick up a few groceries and birthday presents for our grandchildren

    Both our son and daughter in law and ourselves have accepted that we will not meet again in Vancouver or in Wales before late Spring 2021 and will continue using social media daily to keep in touch

    As we have a porch door all deliveries will either be left in the porch or more likely just outside and we will sterilise the porch door handle constantly

    We are fortunate to have a lovely home and garden and can enjoy both without being within 2 metres of the public

    Our children will collect items as we need them and we will use Amazon a lot more

    We have just had dental checks and hairdressing so they can go on the backburner

    While this is difficult it is necessary to do everything we can to prevent us becoming a burden on the NHS which with my copd I could be and at least in a small way trying to defeat this virus

    And the BBC have extended free tv licence to the end of august for the over 75s

    Nonsense, that needs to be for another year
    Best wishes Mr G.
    Indeed. Good luck. My your God go with you. Hopefully you'll still be on PB - no chance of catching anything on here.
    Thanks and yes we are quite positive about it but of course will miss seeing our grand children for a while
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    RobDRobD Posts: 58,983
    HYUFD said:

    From the Grauniad:

    First Group, the transport operator, have HALVED in value this morning to 37p. It operates rail and bus services in the UK, US, Canada and Ireland - so is facing a massive drop in revenues as people self-isolate.

    Restaurant Group, which runs Wagamama, Frankie & Benny’s and Chiquito, have slumped by 41% this morning.

    Pub chains are also suffering extremely, with Mitchells & Butler down 32% and Marstons down 40%.


    Question - for how long can operators like First Group (easyJet, BA etc) carry on with their market cap descending towards zero...? How many Big Name high street IFD and QSR sector outlets like Frankie and Bennys and Costa carry on with revenues crashing through the floor?

    The need for the liquidity bomb to be detonated is real and urgent.

    IAG has over £9 billion in reserves apparently, seems the BA cost cutting has come in useful after all

    https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/business-51904769
    They'll probably end up buying what is left of virgin when all this is done. :p
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    Philip_ThompsonPhilip_Thompson Posts: 65,826
    Amused nobody has suggested Ryan Reynolds yet for the Deadpool.
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    GIN1138GIN1138 Posts: 20,829
    Nigel Farage (all those cigs + Corona)
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    GIN1138GIN1138 Posts: 20,829

    RobD said:

    Dura_Ace said:

    There is some fucking goal hanging going now. Gazza and the Beast of Bolsover FFS...

    @Dura_Ace David Mitchell
    @tlg86 Jeremy Clarkson
    @MarqueeMark Polly Toynbee
    @SandyRentool Simon Calder
    @malcolmg Philip Schofield
    @kinabula The Queen
    @Garethofthevale2 Michael Heseltine
    @Philip_Thompson S.K. Tremayne
    @RochdalePioneers George R.R. Martin
    @Foss Prince Philip
    @Benpointer Donald Trump
    @Endillion David Attenborough
    @nichomar Anne Widdicombe
    @Topping Cordelia Gummer
    @AramintaMoonbeamQC Jeremy Corbyn
    @Beibheirli_C Clint Eastwood
    @Richard_Tyndall Prince Charles
    @williamglenn Barry Manilow
    @felix Owen Jones
    @eristdoof Keith Richards
    @paulyork64 Paul Gascoigne
    @OldKingCole Dennis Skinner
    @CarlottaVance Duchess of Cornwall
    @Stocky Michael Palin
    @Pro_Rata Kenneth Clarke
    @MrEd Gwyneth Paltrow

    I feel slightly uneasy about PB posters nominating other PB posters. SeanT and I could feel picked upon you know.
    Oh c'mon, there's been great decorum shown. No-ones gone for Big_G.

    Yet.
    Tut-tut - I fear you may get a polite finger-wagging from Big_G for that one!
    I am top of the lists according to medical experts because of my pre existing conditions
    We're going to have to keep you in one of those giant zorbing balls for safety, aren't we?
    Actually my wife and I are going to self isolate from wednesday

    We have had weekly grocery deliveries for over two years and have paid for and got a weekly recurring slot. However it is noticeably that more products are becoming unavailable for delivery

    We have discussed the issue with our daughter and son in law and our youngest son and his fiancee and as they have colds they will not be calling and we have suspended the school runs for our grandchildren. Indeed we do not expect contact with them for some time though we can video call through whats app

    We will be going into town tomorrow to draw some cash, pay bills, and pick up a few groceries and birthday presents for our grandchildren

    Both our son and daughter in law and ourselves have accepted that we will not meet again in Vancouver or in Wales before late Spring 2021 and will continue using social media daily to keep in touch

    As we have a porch door all deliveries will either be left in the porch or more likely just outside and we will sterilise the porch door handle constantly

    We are fortunate to have a lovely home and garden and can enjoy both without being within 2 metres of the public

    Our children will collect items as we need them and we will use Amazon a lot more

    We have just had dental checks and hairdressing so they can go on the backburner

    While this is difficult it is necessary to do everything we can to prevent us becoming a burden on the NHS which with my copd I could be and at least in a small way trying to defeat this virus

    And the BBC have extended free tv licence to the end of august for the over 75s

    Nonsense, that needs to be for another year
    Best wishes Mr G.
    Thanks. We will be ok. We worry for so many who will not
    Best wishes to you and Mrs G, Big G. :)
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    StockyStocky Posts: 9,734
    LucyJones said:

    Piers Morgan.

    I think you just got the easiest "like" in PB.com history
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    nichomarnichomar Posts: 7,483
    My morning routine. get wife up and after she has showered and dressed asks me where we going for lunch, I say nowhere they are all closed.
    Why? Because of the virus
    What virus? The one that’s on the news 24*7
    Oh

    Repeat again tomorrow.
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    SandyRentoolSandyRentool Posts: 20,651
    GIN1138 said:

    Nigel Farage (all those cigs + Corona)

    He's an ale drinker not a lager man!
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    MightyAlexMightyAlex Posts: 1,449
    nichomar said:

    My morning routine. get wife up and after she has showered and dressed asks me where we going for lunch, I say nowhere they are all closed.
    Why? Because of the virus
    What virus? The one that’s on the news 24*7
    Oh

    Repeat again tomorrow.

    Wish you and your wife all the best nichomar.
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    AnabobazinaAnabobazina Posts: 20,043

    My hands have got that bad I have gone all metro-sexual and started using Mrs U posh hand creams....she isn't impressed.

    My situation is similar.

    I've always thought there must be a huge gap in the market for shampoos and hand creams that can be used by both sexes.

    Are there any that can't be used by both sexes?
    Twas a joke sir :)
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    MyBurningEarsMyBurningEars Posts: 3,651
    Cyclefree said:

    isam said:

    I hope the Coronavirus isn’t as bad as forecasted, but the worlds inhabitants learn a lesson about the true price of globalism. I went for a run through the countryside and past the lake this morning and could almost hear them breathing a sigh of relief

    Globalisation is one thing.

    The lunatic assumption that that the Chinese government is some sort of viable international partner than we can work with on a high level is quite another.

    Well, quite.

    This is a country which has barbaric and unhygienic live meat markets allowing such a virus to develop and escape, which did nothing when the disease first came to light, which punished those brave doctors and others who gave a warning, which is probably lying about what has gone on in the country and which is now trying to blame other countries for its failings.

    A few spare respirators to Italy is, frankly, the very least they can do.
    I'm generally very wary of Vox as a news source but this video is interesting nonetheless re the markets. Seems their existence and growth in current form is actually a relatively recent policy decision though I can't figure out why they aren't at least hygiene-regulated - or maybe there are rigorous rules but a few backhanders are enough to get around them?

    https://youtube.com/watch?v=TPpoJGYlW54
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    TOPPINGTOPPING Posts: 41,360
    nichomar said:

    My morning routine. get wife up and after she has showered and dressed asks me where we going for lunch, I say nowhere they are all closed.
    Why? Because of the virus
    What virus? The one that’s on the news 24*7
    Oh

    Repeat again tomorrow.

    So sorry to hear that it must be very challenging.
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    nichomarnichomar Posts: 7,483
    felix said:

    At bmy local mercadona in SE Spain we had a small queue at the start of the day - already gone by the time I left - the one metre rule followed by everyone and most things available. My guess is things will ease a lot here over the next few days - small population and you really cannot bulk buy beyond a certain amount. People here very orderly and good humoured.

    What would I do tomorrow if I did all my shopping today! Will wait till about 3 when it’s quietest.
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    geoffwgeoffw Posts: 8,173
    edited March 2020
    Nice piece by Gavin Mortimer with some parallels.
    https://www.spectator.co.uk/article/what-pepys-can-teach-us-about-plague
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    MyBurningEarsMyBurningEars Posts: 3,651
    nichomar said:

    My morning routine. get wife up and after she has showered and dressed asks me where we going for lunch, I say nowhere they are all closed.
    Why? Because of the virus
    What virus? The one that’s on the news 24*7
    Oh

    Repeat again tomorrow.

    All best wishes for you both. Really can't be helpful so many of your traditional routines are breaking down. I hope your wife doesn't find the additional confusion distressing.
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    ukpaulukpaul Posts: 649
    Deadpool -

    Alex Jones (if he’s not been taken, in either sense, already)

    He’s going to do the exact opposite of what he’s told, isn’t he?
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    nichomarnichomar Posts: 7,483
    TOPPING said:

    nichomar said:

    My morning routine. get wife up and after she has showered and dressed asks me where we going for lunch, I say nowhere they are all closed.
    Why? Because of the virus
    What virus? The one that’s on the news 24*7
    Oh

    Repeat again tomorrow.

    So sorry to hear that it must be very challenging.
    I just need to stay cool but it’s testing me from all directions now Can’t do anything about it so no point getting upset. Thanks for the comments I’m sure there are others out their living with different forms of dementia and it’s good to share sometimes.
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    BenpointerBenpointer Posts: 31,719

    eek said:

    The regional government in Quebec has ordered the closure bars, theatres, gyms, ski hills, sugar shacks, arcades, and pools, while restaurants have been told to operate only at 50% capacity and the over-70s have been urged to stay at home, the Montreal Gazette reports.

    ?! Wtf is a "sugar shack"?

    I assumed a French Canadian euphemism for brothel but dunno!
    It's where the sap of the maple tree is boiled and made into maple syrup. This is sugaring-off season where the syrup is made and people will visit to watch.
    There can't be much else to do in Canada if watching sap boil is considered a day out.
    Lol! You learn something every day on PB!
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    geoffwgeoffw Posts: 8,173
    @nichomar - best wishes.
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    rottenboroughrottenborough Posts: 58,273
    TOPPING said:

    nichomar said:

    My morning routine. get wife up and after she has showered and dressed asks me where we going for lunch, I say nowhere they are all closed.
    Why? Because of the virus
    What virus? The one that’s on the news 24*7
    Oh

    Repeat again tomorrow.

    So sorry to hear that it must be very challenging.
    Second that. Quite challenging where I am at the moment, but not as bad as that.
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    DecrepiterJohnLDecrepiterJohnL Posts: 24,436
    edited March 2020

    isam said:

    I hope the Coronavirus isn’t as bad as forecasted, but the worlds inhabitants learn a lesson about the true price of globalism. I went for a run through the countryside and past the lake this morning and could almost hear them breathing a sigh of relief

    Globalisation is one thing.

    The lunatic assumption that that the Chinese government is some sort of viable international partner than we can work with on a high level is quite another.

    And yet only a week ago Boris was applauding the Chinese takeover of British Steel.
    https://www.gov.uk/government/news/british-steel-sale-to-jingye-group-completes
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    BarnesianBarnesian Posts: 7,997

    My hands have got that bad I have gone all metro-sexual and started using Mrs U posh hand creams....she isn't impressed.

    Norwegian Formula. You can't get more macho than that (plus it is bloody brilliant....)
    Swarfega
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    Comedy in the office as we try new fangled technology like Skype and WhatsApp video calls
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    nichomarnichomar Posts: 7,483
    The hotel sector has made 60,000 beds available to the Community of Madrid to house coronavirus patients, according to what the regional vice president, Ignacio Aguado, announced on Monday. These places, Aguado indicated in an interview in La Sexta, will be devoted to " to keep in isolation people who can no longer be at home but do not require an ICU either. "
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    Fysics_TeacherFysics_Teacher Posts: 6,060
    My attempts to work from home are being stymied by unreliable Wi-fi at the other end.
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    tlg86tlg86 Posts: 25,190

    Comedy in the office as we try new fangled technology like Skype and WhatsApp video calls

    The internet is struggling to cope today.
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    logical_songlogical_song Posts: 9,721
    What was that anti-viral (made from flowers I believe) that the government was stockpiling for the SARS outbreak, haven't heard it mentioned this time.
    While I was trying to find it on Google, I did come across this:
    https://www.sciencedaily.com/releases/2017/06/170629123855.htm
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    MightyAlexMightyAlex Posts: 1,449

    What was that anti-viral (made from flowers I believe) that the government was stockpiling for the SARS outbreak, haven't heard it mentioned this time.
    While I was trying to find it on Google, I did come across this:
    https://www.sciencedaily.com/releases/2017/06/170629123855.htm

    Tamiflu?
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    DecrepiterJohnLDecrepiterJohnL Posts: 24,436

    My attempts to work from home are being stymied by unreliable Wi-fi at the other end.

    Yes I did wonder about whether all the firms asking staff to work from home had the network infrastructure for them all to "dial in". I work for one of the biggest tech companies on the planet and they have just asked people not to sit on the VPNs for longer than necessary to access internal systems.
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