If we could get Aaron Sorkin to write it. Awesome.
Let me write it for you
..do a big thing badly.. ..and I'm - incredibly - not.. ..this fraction of a man.. ..we reach for the stars.. ..gather ye rosebuds while ye may.. ..for reasons passing understanding.. ..I will rededicate the rest of my life to ruining the rest of yours.. ..six to five and pick-em.. ..were you distracted by a bumblebee.. ..wouldn't complain if her hair was on fire.. ..just breathe regular.. ..and I'm never sick at sea.. ..smart people who disagree with him.. ..there it is.. ..I'm standing here telling you.. ..mohamed-al-mohamed-al-mohamed-bin-bazir.. ..welcome to the NFL.. ..the only thing you ever had to do to make me and your mother happy is come home at the end of the day.. ..as if it matters how a man falls down: when the fall is all that's left, it matters a great deal.. ..you haven't seen Shakespeare the way it's meant to be done.. ..I don't always know the right thing to do Lord, but I think the fact that I want to please you, pleases you.. ..what is the virtue of a proportional response.. ..don't talk to me like I'm other people.. ..my man has come back to me.. ..the street of heaven are too crowded with angels.. ..her legs go all the way down to the floor.. ..I'm like Tippi Hedren around here.. ..I hate your breathing guts.. ..more and more we've come to expect less and less of each other..
There y'go.That'll be $100,000 per episode and all the cocaine, please.
That is pretty hilarious. I get having some choice phrases or tics that repeat*, but that seems a little too cut and pasty and a little lazy.
* There's an author I really enjoy, but particularly with audio versions their overuse of expressions like 'heart skipped a beat' 'heart quickened' and 'heart sank' started making me worried all the characters had undiagnosed cardiac conditions.
Thank you. Who's your author with the heart fetish?
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