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    JackWJackW Posts: 14,787

    Sean_F said:

    Jack W,

    I reckon his chances of the nomination must now be pretty limp.

    Surprised that this infidelity grenade has not been thrown with more gusto.

    So far, more of a lazy lob.
    This just the foreplay or fiveplay if you're Ted Cruz ..
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    Luckyguy1983Luckyguy1983 Posts: 25,508
    edited March 2016
    Fucking phone
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    Luckyguy1983Luckyguy1983 Posts: 25,508
    rcs1000 said:

    I can't help but think the GOP establishment knew this, and somehow wished to get Cruz to defeat Trump, then reveal the affairs to get rid of Cruz.

    So, you think the establishment wanted to destroy the reputation of their own party and lose a bunch of senate seats and governorships?
    I think that real power in the USA is held by those with motives beyond party affiliation. However, I am proposing an unsubstantiated theory and don't claim it to be anything else.

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    foxinsoxukfoxinsoxuk Posts: 23,548

    Mr. 1000, sometimes political parties can be very self-destructive.

    *cough*Corbyn*cough*

    *ahem* Farage* ahem*
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    AlistairAlistair Posts: 23,670

    Sean_F said:

    Jack W,

    I reckon his chances of the nomination must now be pretty limp.

    Surprised that this infidelity grenade has not been thrown with more gusto.

    So far, more of a lazy lob.
    This feels like a 1-2 punch but without the 2.
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    foxinsoxukfoxinsoxuk Posts: 23,548
    Alistair said:

    Sean_F said:

    Jack W,

    I reckon his chances of the nomination must now be pretty limp.

    Surprised that this infidelity grenade has not been thrown with more gusto.

    So far, more of a lazy lob.
    This feels like a 1-2 punch but without the 2.
    Its still a question of who will come first in Wisconsin.
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    OldKingColeOldKingCole Posts: 32,038
    I suppose the only possible thought from this side of this side of the pond is

    B****y H**l USA; is this lot the best you can do as potential Presidents. (Bernie apart, and he's a bit long in the tooth.)
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    Moses_Moses_ Posts: 4,865

    Fucking phone

    Shocking......Is there no end to Cruz's debauchery?
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    Sean_FSean_F Posts: 35,876
    Morris Dancer, in this Parliament, Labour, Conservatives, and UKIP have left no stone unturned in their efforts to damage themselves. In the last Parliament, it was the Lib Dems.

    First Past the Post forces people who loathe each other to work together. Evidently, the strain becomes too great, eventually.
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    rcs1000rcs1000 Posts: 54,044

    Mr. 1000, sometimes political parties can be very self-destructive.

    *cough*Corbyn*cough*

    Yeah, but Corbyn was what a lot of Labour supporters actually secretly wanted. They'd chosen Blair, Brown and Milliband because they felt they had to choose someone 'middle of the road', and they wanted to cut lose, and not compromise with the electorate :-)
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    rcs1000rcs1000 Posts: 54,044
    Alistair said:

    VaughnHillyard

    NEW: Cruz denies National Inquirer story about alleged infidelities. Calls them "complete & utter lies" and "tabloid smear."

    Doubles down. Interesting. Very, very interesting.
    Just like Lance Armstrong...
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    Luckyguy1983Luckyguy1983 Posts: 25,508
    Moses_ said:

    Fucking phone

    Shocking......Is there no end to Cruz's debauchery?
    Hahah
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    FrancisUrquhartFrancisUrquhart Posts: 76,285
    rcs1000 said:

    Alistair said:

    VaughnHillyard

    NEW: Cruz denies National Inquirer story about alleged infidelities. Calls them "complete & utter lies" and "tabloid smear."

    Doubles down. Interesting. Very, very interesting.
    Just like Lance Armstrong...
    When you see the old videos of Lance Armstrong behaviour when questioned on his doping it is quite amazing.
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    WandererWanderer Posts: 3,838
    rcs1000 said:

    Alistair said:

    VaughnHillyard

    NEW: Cruz denies National Inquirer story about alleged infidelities. Calls them "complete & utter lies" and "tabloid smear."

    Doubles down. Interesting. Very, very interesting.
    Just like Lance Armstrong...
    It's a Texan thing?
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    JackWJackW Posts: 14,787
    Ben Kamisar in "The Hill" looks at Trump's problem with women voters .. which clearly isn't the same as Ted "Five-A-Day" Cruz lady difficulties :

    http://thehill.com/homenews/campaign/274260-trump-faces-daunting-gender-gap
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    Bit of a sickener for those with money on Cruz.
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    foxinsoxukfoxinsoxuk Posts: 23,548
    edited March 2016

    I suppose the only possible thought from this side of this side of the pond is

    B****y H**l USA; is this lot the best you can do as potential Presidents. (Bernie apart, and he's a bit long in the tooth.)

    According to the National Enquirer Hillary gets through a few too.

    http://www.nationalenquirer.com/celebrity/exclusive-hillary-clinton-lesbian-lovers-named-secret-emails/

    More bromide in the tea please!
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    AlistairAlistair Posts: 23,670

    Bit of a sickener for those with money on Cruz.

    I feeling pretty smart about going all in on Trump a couple of weeks ago.
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    AndyJSAndyJS Posts: 29,395
    "How about we ‘defend European values’ by not arresting people who say stupid things?
    — Brendan O'Neill"


    http://blogs.spectator.co.uk/2016/03/how-about-we-defend-european-values-by-not-arresting-people-who-say-stupid-things/
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    AlistairAlistair Posts: 23,670
    .
    AndyJS said:

    "How about we ‘defend European values’ by not arresting people who say stupid things?
    — Brendan O'Neill"


    http://blogs.spectator.co.uk/2016/03/how-about-we-defend-european-values-by-not-arresting-people-who-say-stupid-things/

    I'm sorry this is a Ted Cruz sex life thread now.
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    rcs1000rcs1000 Posts: 54,044
    Alistair said:

    .

    AndyJS said:

    "How about we ‘defend European values’ by not arresting people who say stupid things?
    — Brendan O'Neill"


    http://blogs.spectator.co.uk/2016/03/how-about-we-defend-european-values-by-not-arresting-people-who-say-stupid-things/

    I'm sorry this is a Ted Cruz sex life thread now.
    Yeah, and we want graphic details.
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    foxinsoxukfoxinsoxuk Posts: 23,548
    Alistair said:

    .

    AndyJS said:

    "How about we ‘defend European values’ by not arresting people who say stupid things?
    — Brendan O'Neill"


    http://blogs.spectator.co.uk/2016/03/how-about-we-defend-european-values-by-not-arresting-people-who-say-stupid-things/

    I'm sorry this is a Ted Cruz sex life thread now.
    Though on topic it does demonstrate that on social media the news breaks, as indeed Brussels too. It will be old hat by the time the dead tree press catches up.
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    WandererWanderer Posts: 3,838
    JackW said:

    Ben Kamisar in "The Hill" looks at Trump's problem with women voters .. which clearly isn't the same as Ted "Five-A-Day" Cruz lady difficulties :

    http://thehill.com/homenews/campaign/274260-trump-faces-daunting-gender-gap

    He does seem to need to do incredibly well with white men.
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    Please please let this story be running until Sunday.

    I'll have so much fun with it on Sunday.

    So much potential for innuendo.
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    JackWJackW Posts: 14,787

    Bit of a sickener for those with money on Cruz.

    Ask Cruz about the best withdrawal method ..
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    JackWJackW Posts: 14,787
    Wanderer said:

    JackW said:

    Ben Kamisar in "The Hill" looks at Trump's problem with women voters .. which clearly isn't the same as Ted "Five-A-Day" Cruz lady difficulties :

    http://thehill.com/homenews/campaign/274260-trump-faces-daunting-gender-gap

    He does seem to need to do incredibly well with white men.
    Just a little .. :smile:
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    foxinsoxukfoxinsoxuk Posts: 23,548

    Please please let this story be running until Sunday.

    I'll have so much fun with it on Sunday.

    So much potential for innuendo.

    Get Finbarr Saunders on the case.
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    WandererWanderer Posts: 3,838
    JackW said:

    Bit of a sickener for those with money on Cruz.

    Ask Cruz about the best withdrawal method ..
    Betfair is still unmoved (almost literally).
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    JackWJackW Posts: 14,787
    Wanderer said:

    JackW said:

    Bit of a sickener for those with money on Cruz.

    Ask Cruz about the best withdrawal method ..
    Betfair is still unmoved (almost literally).
    Seems to have failed to rise to the occasion ... Betfair that is ... :smile:
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    WandererWanderer Posts: 3,838
    JackW said:

    Wanderer said:

    JackW said:

    Ben Kamisar in "The Hill" looks at Trump's problem with women voters .. which clearly isn't the same as Ted "Five-A-Day" Cruz lady difficulties :

    http://thehill.com/homenews/campaign/274260-trump-faces-daunting-gender-gap

    He does seem to need to do incredibly well with white men.
    Just a little .. :smile:
    I nearly said "impossibly well" but I'm not sure that's quite right.
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    foxinsoxukfoxinsoxuk Posts: 23,548
    JackW said:

    Wanderer said:

    JackW said:

    Bit of a sickener for those with money on Cruz.

    Ask Cruz about the best withdrawal method ..
    Betfair is still unmoved (almost literally).
    Seems to have failed to rise to the occasion ... Betfair that is ... :smile:
    I expect that it will reach a climax shortly!
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    JosiasJessopJosiasJessop Posts: 39,057
    edited March 2016
    rcs1000 said:

    Alistair said:

    .

    AndyJS said:

    "How about we ‘defend European values’ by not arresting people who say stupid things?
    — Brendan O'Neill"


    http://blogs.spectator.co.uk/2016/03/how-about-we-defend-european-values-by-not-arresting-people-who-say-stupid-things/

    I'm sorry this is a Ted Cruz sex life thread now.
    Yeah, and we want graphic details.
    Will ASCII do?

    \o
    ===>
    /o
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    Please please let this story be running until Sunday.

    I'll have so much fun with it on Sunday.

    So much potential for innuendo.

    We can vote on which was the best mistress using dare I say it, AV?
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    rcs1000rcs1000 Posts: 54,044

    rcs1000 said:

    Alistair said:

    .

    AndyJS said:

    "How about we ‘defend European values’ by not arresting people who say stupid things?
    — Brendan O'Neill"


    http://blogs.spectator.co.uk/2016/03/how-about-we-defend-european-values-by-not-arresting-people-who-say-stupid-things/

    I'm sorry this is a Ted Cruz sex life thread now.
    Yeah, and we want graphic details.
    Will ASCII do?

    \o
    ===>
    /o
    Thanks for that :lol:
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    Please please let this story be running until Sunday.

    I'll have so much fun with it on Sunday.

    So much potential for innuendo.

    We can vote on which was the best mistress using dare I say it, AV?
    Maybe.

    Headline will be 'Will Cruz pull out?'

    Like his mistresses we should have seen this coming (ahem). I mean how many times have we seen a family values Christian unable to keep his Cruz missile inside the silo?
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    FrancisUrquhartFrancisUrquhart Posts: 76,285
    edited March 2016
    Popular Muslim shopkeeper, 40, was stabbed to death outside his business in a religiously motivated attack by another Muslim just hours after he posted a message wishing his 'beloved Christian nation' a happy Easter

    A police investigation has been launched into the full details surrounding Mr Shah's death, with officers pursuing a line of enquiry that the attack was racially aggravated.

    http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3509367/Muslim-shopkeeper-stabbed-death-hours-posted-happy-Easter-message.html
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    JackWJackW Posts: 14,787

    JackW said:

    Wanderer said:

    JackW said:

    Bit of a sickener for those with money on Cruz.

    Ask Cruz about the best withdrawal method ..
    Betfair is still unmoved (almost literally).
    Seems to have failed to rise to the occasion ... Betfair that is ... :smile:
    I expect that it will reach a climax shortly!
    I expect this will go tantric ..
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    JackWJackW Posts: 14,787

    Please please let this story be running until Sunday.

    I'll have so much fun with it on Sunday.

    So much potential for innuendo.

    We can vote on which was the best mistress using dare I say it, AV?
    Maybe.

    Headline will be 'Will Cruz pull out?'

    Like his mistresses we should have seen this coming (ahem). I mean how many times have we seen a family values Christian unable to keep his Cruz missile inside the silo?
    Is there room for a Cuban cigar?
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    foxinsoxukfoxinsoxuk Posts: 23,548

    Please please let this story be running until Sunday.

    I'll have so much fun with it on Sunday.

    So much potential for innuendo.

    We can vote on which was the best mistress using dare I say it, AV?
    Maybe.

    Headline will be 'Will Cruz pull out?'

    Like his mistresses we should have seen this coming (ahem). I mean how many times have we seen a family values Christian unable to keep his Cruz missile inside the silo?
    He may be preparing for a second coming.
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    Please please let this story be running until Sunday.

    I'll have so much fun with it on Sunday.

    So much potential for innuendo.

    We can vote on which was the best mistress using dare I say it, AV?
    Maybe.

    Headline will be 'Will Cruz pull out?'

    Like his mistresses we should have seen this coming (ahem). I mean how many times have we seen a family values Christian unable to keep his Cruz missile inside the silo?
    He may be preparing for a second coming.
    Well it be published on Easter Sunday.

    Bugger this means I might have to scrap my George Osborne is the new Jesus Christ thread
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    foxinsoxukfoxinsoxuk Posts: 23,548
    People asked Ted why he was such a hit with the ladies, but he said nothing. Just smiled and licked his eyebrows.
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    JackW said:

    Please please let this story be running until Sunday.

    I'll have so much fun with it on Sunday.

    So much potential for innuendo.

    We can vote on which was the best mistress using dare I say it, AV?
    Maybe.

    Headline will be 'Will Cruz pull out?'

    Like his mistresses we should have seen this coming (ahem). I mean how many times have we seen a family values Christian unable to keep his Cruz missile inside the silo?
    Is there room for a Cuban cigar?
    I'll try.
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    JosiasJessopJosiasJessop Posts: 39,057
    Off-topic (and moving away from Cruzing for a fall):

    Leaving aside the fact Virgin Galactic are involved (their projects have been an utter disaster so far), who amongst our many business-traveller readers would use this regularly, if at all?

    http://arstechnica.co.uk/science/2016/03/london-to-new-york-city-supersonic-flight-virgin/
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    Please please let this story be running until Sunday.

    I'll have so much fun with it on Sunday.

    So much potential for innuendo.

    We can vote on which was the best mistress using dare I say it, AV?
    Maybe.

    Headline will be 'Will Cruz pull out?'

    Like his mistresses we should have seen this coming (ahem). I mean how many times have we seen a family values Christian unable to keep his Cruz missile inside the silo?
    The more religious, the greater the deviancy it would seem.
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    FrancisUrquhartFrancisUrquhart Posts: 76,285

    Please please let this story be running until Sunday.

    I'll have so much fun with it on Sunday.

    So much potential for innuendo.

    We can vote on which was the best mistress using dare I say it, AV?
    Maybe.

    Headline will be 'Will Cruz pull out?'

    Like his mistresses we should have seen this coming (ahem). I mean how many times have we seen a family values Christian unable to keep his Cruz missile inside the silo?
    The more religious, the greater the deviancy it would seem.
    Its all the abstinence nonsense they get force fed with at a young age.
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    Please please let this story be running until Sunday.

    I'll have so much fun with it on Sunday.

    So much potential for innuendo.

    We can vote on which was the best mistress using dare I say it, AV?
    Maybe.

    Headline will be 'Will Cruz pull out?'

    Like his mistresses we should have seen this coming (ahem). I mean how many times have we seen a family values Christian unable to keep his Cruz missile inside the silo?
    The more religious, the greater the deviancy it would seem.
    But I'm not very religious
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    FrancisUrquhartFrancisUrquhart Posts: 76,285
    edited March 2016
    AndyJS said:
    One is a racist moron member of the public, the other is the leader of the friggin biggest Mosque in Scotland supporting a Jahadi extremist. Now if he had been accused of being a 70's DJ or MP they would have been round in a shot....not for the extremist stuff mind you.
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    RobDRobD Posts: 58,985
    edited March 2016
    AndyJS said:
    I'd be surprised if Police Scotland knew where the mosque was.
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    foxinsoxukfoxinsoxuk Posts: 23,548
    edited March 2016

    Please please let this story be running until Sunday.

    I'll have so much fun with it on Sunday.

    So much potential for innuendo.

    We can vote on which was the best mistress using dare I say it, AV?
    Maybe.

    Headline will be 'Will Cruz pull out?'

    Like his mistresses we should have seen this coming (ahem). I mean how many times have we seen a family values Christian unable to keep his Cruz missile inside the silo?
    The more religious, the greater the deviancy it would seem.
    The new DWP minister is very devout. Lovely beard too.
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    HYUFDHYUFD Posts: 117,097

    Please please let this story be running until Sunday.

    I'll have so much fun with it on Sunday.

    So much potential for innuendo.

    We can vote on which was the best mistress using dare I say it, AV?
    Maybe.

    Headline will be 'Will Cruz pull out?'

    Like his mistresses we should have seen this coming (ahem). I mean how many times have we seen a family values Christian unable to keep his Cruz missile inside the silo?
    The more religious, the greater the deviancy it would seem.
    Christopher Hitchens was a staunch atheist and had a very exotic love life
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    MonikerDiCanioMonikerDiCanio Posts: 5,792
    Cruz blames Pecker.

    "Cruz blamed longtime Trump ally Roger Stone for placing the story, saying Stone has engaged in "50 years of dirty tricks." Stone was the sole on-the-record source in the story, though he does not hold an official title with Trump's campaign.

    Cruz also tied Trump to the tabloid's CEO David Pecker, who Cruz said is "good friends" with Trump."
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    Please please let this story be running until Sunday.

    I'll have so much fun with it on Sunday.

    So much potential for innuendo.

    We can vote on which was the best mistress using dare I say it, AV?
    Maybe.

    Headline will be 'Will Cruz pull out?'

    Like his mistresses we should have seen this coming (ahem). I mean how many times have we seen a family values Christian unable to keep his Cruz missile inside the silo?
    The more religious, the greater the deviancy it would seem.
    But I'm not very religious
    There are exceptions in every case.
    With you it must be something to do with the shoes.
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    FrancisUrquhartFrancisUrquhart Posts: 76,285
    edited March 2016
    https://twitter.com/jeremycorbyn/status/713418750012297216
    Seems Jahadi Jez wants Free Schools for all...or perhaps not.
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    Please please let this story be running until Sunday.

    I'll have so much fun with it on Sunday.

    So much potential for innuendo.

    We can vote on which was the best mistress using dare I say it, AV?
    Maybe.

    Headline will be 'Will Cruz pull out?'

    Like his mistresses we should have seen this coming (ahem). I mean how many times have we seen a family values Christian unable to keep his Cruz missile inside the silo?
    The more religious, the greater the deviancy it would seem.
    But I'm not very religious
    There are exceptions in every case.
    With you it must be something to do with the shoes.
    What worries me the most is a lot of these Jihadists weren't really devout then became devout because of incident(s) in their lives.

    Fortunately for you lot I'll only declare Jihad on those who don't realise that AV is the greatest voting system known to man.
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    FrancisUrquhartFrancisUrquhart Posts: 76,285

    Cruz blames Pecker.

    "Cruz blamed longtime Trump ally Roger Stone for placing the story, saying Stone has engaged in "50 years of dirty tricks." Stone was the sole on-the-record source in the story, though he does not hold an official title with Trump's campaign.

    Cruz also tied Trump to the tabloid's CEO David Pecker, who Cruz said is "good friends" with Trump."

    We aren't exactly going to be shocked if the NE was "aided" in their investigation are we. I think what we are waiting on is how come lots of mainstream journos are saying yes we knew, and then pointing figures at a particular news outlet that they claim has the info.
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    volcanopetevolcanopete Posts: 2,078
    I'm not so sure being known as a shagging machine will harm Cruz's chances,such as they are,with the GOP selectorate.In fact,it seems from the penis dimension, Trump destroyed "little" Marco even if he does have small hands and so having one of large dimension and putting it about a lot could be Cruz' last chance to trump Trump.
    What GOP needs now is a Fox News penis size competition between Ted and The Donald.The biggest cock wins.
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    FrancisUrquhartFrancisUrquhart Posts: 76,285

    Please please let this story be running until Sunday.

    I'll have so much fun with it on Sunday.

    So much potential for innuendo.

    We can vote on which was the best mistress using dare I say it, AV?
    Maybe.

    Headline will be 'Will Cruz pull out?'

    Like his mistresses we should have seen this coming (ahem). I mean how many times have we seen a family values Christian unable to keep his Cruz missile inside the silo?
    The more religious, the greater the deviancy it would seem.
    But I'm not very religious
    There are exceptions in every case.
    With you it must be something to do with the shoes.
    What worries me the most is a lot of these Jihadists weren't really devout then became devout because of incident(s) in their lives.

    Fortunately for you lot I'll only declare Jihad on those who don't realise that AV is the greatest voting system known to man.
    What happens if the government pass a bill to ban the wearing of brightly coloured shoes in public?
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    Please please let this story be running until Sunday.

    I'll have so much fun with it on Sunday.

    So much potential for innuendo.

    We can vote on which was the best mistress using dare I say it, AV?
    Maybe.

    Headline will be 'Will Cruz pull out?'

    Like his mistresses we should have seen this coming (ahem). I mean how many times have we seen a family values Christian unable to keep his Cruz missile inside the silo?
    The more religious, the greater the deviancy it would seem.
    But I'm not very religious
    There are exceptions in every case.
    With you it must be something to do with the shoes.
    What worries me the most is a lot of these Jihadists weren't really devout then became devout because of incident(s) in their lives.

    Fortunately for you lot I'll only declare Jihad on those who don't realise that AV is the greatest voting system known to man.
    What happens if the government pass a bill to ban the wearing of brightly coloured shoes in public?
    I'll wear Union Jack shoes and see where that leads.
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    foxinsoxukfoxinsoxuk Posts: 23,548

    Please please let this story be running until Sunday.

    I'll have so much fun with it on Sunday.

    So much potential for innuendo.

    We can vote on which was the best mistress using dare I say it, AV?
    Maybe.

    Headline will be 'Will Cruz pull out?'

    Like his mistresses we should have seen this coming (ahem). I mean how many times have we seen a family values Christian unable to keep his Cruz missile inside the silo?
    The more religious, the greater the deviancy it would seem.
    But I'm not very religious
    There are exceptions in every case.
    With you it must be something to do with the shoes.
    What worries me the most is a lot of these Jihadists weren't really devout then became devout because of incident(s) in their lives.

    Fortunately for you lot I'll only declare Jihad on those who don't realise that AV is the greatest voting system known to man.
    What happens if the government pass a bill to ban the wearing of brightly coloured shoes in public?
    I'll wear Union Jack shoes and see where that leads.
    Therin lies a terrible fate. Therin lies the path of the Kipper...
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    TheuniondivvieTheuniondivvie Posts: 40,236
    RobD said:

    AndyJS said:
    I'd be surprised if Police Scotland knew where the mosque was.
    Since it's between the Crown Office & Procurator Fiscal Service building and the Glasgow Sherrif's court, I doubt that.
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    AlistairAlistair Posts: 23,670
    AndyJS said:
    While what he said was grossly offensive it was in a private (if group) conversation and wasn't a public announcement.

    The fact that he was both vehemently disagreed with on the group conversation and someone involved went to the press is a good thing.
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    foxinsoxukfoxinsoxuk Posts: 23,548

    RobD said:

    AndyJS said:
    I'd be surprised if Police Scotland knew where the mosque was.
    Since it's between the Crown Office & Procurator Fiscal Service building and the Glasgow Sherrif's court, I doubt that.
    Very conveniently located!
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    RobD said:

    AndyJS said:
    I'd be surprised if Police Scotland knew where the mosque was.
    Since it's between the Crown Office & Procurator Fiscal Service building and the Glasgow Sherrif's court, I doubt that.
    I bet the SDL love that.
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    TheuniondivvieTheuniondivvie Posts: 40,236

    Please please let this story be running until Sunday.

    I'll have so much fun with it on Sunday.

    So much potential for innuendo.

    We can vote on which was the best mistress using dare I say it, AV?
    Maybe.

    Headline will be 'Will Cruz pull out?'

    Like his mistresses we should have seen this coming (ahem). I mean how many times have we seen a family values Christian unable to keep his Cruz missile inside the silo?
    The more religious, the greater the deviancy it would seem.
    But I'm not very religious
    There are exceptions in every case.
    With you it must be something to do with the shoes.
    What worries me the most is a lot of these Jihadists weren't really devout then became devout because of incident(s) in their lives.

    Fortunately for you lot I'll only declare Jihad on those who don't realise that AV is the greatest voting system known to man.
    What happens if the government pass a bill to ban the wearing of brightly coloured shoes in public?
    I'll wear Union Jack shoes and see where that leads.
    Scottish Labour possibly?

    http://tinyurl.com/ot7n2dc
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    This is why Boris will never be Tory leader

    https://twitter.com/MSmithsonPB/status/713355873209421824
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    Please please let this story be running until Sunday.

    I'll have so much fun with it on Sunday.

    So much potential for innuendo.

    We can vote on which was the best mistress using dare I say it, AV?
    Maybe.

    Headline will be 'Will Cruz pull out?'

    Like his mistresses we should have seen this coming (ahem). I mean how many times have we seen a family values Christian unable to keep his Cruz missile inside the silo?
    The more religious, the greater the deviancy it would seem.
    But I'm not very religious
    There are exceptions in every case.
    With you it must be something to do with the shoes.
    What worries me the most is a lot of these Jihadists weren't really devout then became devout because of incident(s) in their lives.

    Fortunately for you lot I'll only declare Jihad on those who don't realise that AV is the greatest voting system known to man.
    What happens if the government pass a bill to ban the wearing of brightly coloured shoes in public?
    Theresa May can bring in The Extreme Shoe Control Order.
    People subject to them can be mandated to wear flip flops.
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    Please please let this story be running until Sunday.

    I'll have so much fun with it on Sunday.

    So much potential for innuendo.

    We can vote on which was the best mistress using dare I say it, AV?
    Maybe.

    Headline will be 'Will Cruz pull out?'

    Like his mistresses we should have seen this coming (ahem). I mean how many times have we seen a family values Christian unable to keep his Cruz missile inside the silo?
    The more religious, the greater the deviancy it would seem.
    But I'm not very religious
    There are exceptions in every case.
    With you it must be something to do with the shoes.
    What worries me the most is a lot of these Jihadists weren't really devout then became devout because of incident(s) in their lives.

    Fortunately for you lot I'll only declare Jihad on those who don't realise that AV is the greatest voting system known to man.
    What happens if the government pass a bill to ban the wearing of brightly coloured shoes in public?
    I'll wear Union Jack shoes and see where that leads.
    Scottish Labour possibly?

    http://tinyurl.com/ot7n2dc
    Who would have thought being a Tory in South Yorkshire would be like being a Labour supporter in Scotland.
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    FrancisUrquhartFrancisUrquhart Posts: 76,285
    Paul Lough, depot manager at Parker Dairies in Walthamstow, East London has seen has seen the company's milk delivery business stabilise over the past five years. it now delivers to 12,000 customers a week.

    "We get a lot of love from the hipsters…people like the eco stuff, the glass bottles, the electric milk float and supporting a local business."

    http://www.bbc.com/news/business-35821337

    Given this, they are missing a trick, they should say that the milk has come from Himalayan Yak and charge 10x the price.
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    Luckyguy1983Luckyguy1983 Posts: 25,508
    edited March 2016

    Please please let this story be running until Sunday.

    I'll have so much fun with it on Sunday.

    So much potential for innuendo.

    We can vote on which was the best mistress using dare I say it, AV?
    Maybe.

    Headline will be 'Will Cruz pull out?'

    Like his mistresses we should have seen this coming (ahem). I mean how many times have we seen a family values Christian unable to keep his Cruz missile inside the silo?
    The more religious, the greater the deviancy it would seem.
    But I'm not very religious
    There are exceptions in every case.
    With you it must be something to do with the shoes.
    What worries me the most is a lot of these Jihadists weren't really devout then became devout because of incident(s) in their lives.

    Fortunately for you lot I'll only declare Jihad on those who don't realise that AV is the greatest voting system known to man.
    What happens if the government pass a bill to ban the wearing of brightly coloured shoes in public?
    I'll wear Union Jack shoes and see where that leads.
    It leads to sequinned tops and short shorts it would appear:

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jVWRayBQBIQ

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    FrancisUrquhartFrancisUrquhart Posts: 76,285
    edited March 2016
    Well given that, the question then becomes what is the dirt that TheDonald keeps threatening him with....
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    AlistairAlistair Posts: 23,670

    RobD said:

    AndyJS said:
    I'd be surprised if Police Scotland knew where the mosque was.
    Since it's between the Crown Office & Procurator Fiscal Service building and the Glasgow Sherrif's court, I doubt that.
    I bet the SDL love that.
    I saw a SDL demo once, it was outside the Glasgow Thistle hotel. There was about 4 to 5 times as many police there as demonstrators. There weren't that many police.
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    TheScreamingEaglesTheScreamingEagles Posts: 114,554
    edited March 2016
    I don't want the GOP nomination process to ever end. So surreal.

    Can you imagine what a brokered convention is going to be like ?
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    Luckyguy1983Luckyguy1983 Posts: 25,508

    Paul Lough, depot manager at Parker Dairies in Walthamstow, East London has seen has seen the company's milk delivery business stabilise over the past five years. it now delivers to 12,000 customers a week.

    "We get a lot of love from the hipsters…people like the eco stuff, the glass bottles, the electric milk float and supporting a local business."

    http://www.bbc.com/news/business-35821337

    Given this, they are missing a trick, they should say that the milk has come from Himalayan Yak and charge 10x the price.

    Next step should be unpasteurised milk. If the herd is healthy and the dairy is clean, there's no excuse for killing our milk.
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    TOPPINGTOPPING Posts: 41,389

    Please please let this story be running until Sunday.

    I'll have so much fun with it on Sunday.

    So much potential for innuendo.

    We can vote on which was the best mistress using dare I say it, AV?
    Maybe.

    Headline will be 'Will Cruz pull out?'

    Like his mistresses we should have seen this coming (ahem). I mean how many times have we seen a family values Christian unable to keep his Cruz missile inside the silo?
    The more religious, the greater the deviancy it would seem.
    But I'm not very religious
    There are exceptions in every case.
    With you it must be something to do with the shoes.
    What worries me the most is a lot of these Jihadists weren't really devout then became devout because of incident(s) in their lives.

    Fortunately for you lot I'll only declare Jihad on those who don't realise that AV is the greatest voting system known to man.
    What happens if the government pass a bill to ban the wearing of brightly coloured shoes in public?
    I'll wear Union Jack shoes and see where that leads.
    I often wear Union Jack shoes to the gym.

    Meanwhile, can anyone explain why it is a good idea to take away parent governors from schools?
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    JackW said:

    Bit of a sickener for those with money on Cruz.

    Ask Cruz about the best withdrawal method ..
    Not whilst Congress is in session ...
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    williamglennwilliamglenn Posts: 48,114

    JackW said:

    Bit of a sickener for those with money on Cruz.

    Ask Cruz about the best withdrawal method ..
    Not whilst Congress is in session ...
    POTUS interruptus.
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    I don't want the GOP nomination process to ever end. So surreal.

    Can you imagine what a brokered convention is going to be like ?
    If we could get Aaron Sorkin to write it.
    Awesome.
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    AlistairAlistair Posts: 23,670
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    Luckyguy1983Luckyguy1983 Posts: 25,508
    USA kills ISIS second in command for the 3rd time.

    While Russia and Iran are busy liberating whole cities from ISIS in Syria, the US is sticking with the “one raid at a time” approach and it apparently paid dividends on Thursday morning when Abu Alaa Afri, also known as Abd al-Rahman Mustafa al-Qaduli and Haji Imam was killed in Syria...

    ...Al-Qaduli is no stranger to being dead.

    He died last April for instance, in a strike on a mosque in Iraq. “Al-Qaduli was one of several people killed in a strike that hit a mosque where Islamic State leaders were meeting,” WSJ reported at the time. He was also killed in September of 2014.
    http://www.zerohedge.com/news/2016-03-25/us-kills-isis-second-command-3rd-time-2-years-press-conference-live-feed
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    AlistairAlistair Posts: 23,670
    I think saying anything at all was a bad move by Trump.
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    Luckyguy1983Luckyguy1983 Posts: 25,508
    Alistair said:

    I think saying anything at all was a bad move by Trump.

    Since when had Trump putting his foot in it ever been a bad move?
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    Alistair said:

    AndyJS said:
    While what he said was grossly offensive it was in a private (if group) conversation and wasn't a public announcement.

    The fact that he was both vehemently disagreed with on the group conversation and someone involved went to the press is a good thing.
    Not public = No Prosecution .... didn't save Nick Griffin about 10 years ago from two prosecutions - both leading to Not Guilty verdicts.
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    AlistairAlistair Posts: 23,670

    I don't want the GOP nomination process to ever end. So surreal.

    Can you imagine what a brokered convention is going to be like ?
    If we could get Aaron Sorkin to write it.
    Awesome.
    No drug user with a heart of gold so can't see what Sorkin's angle would be.
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    GeoffMGeoffM Posts: 6,071
    TOPPING said:

    Please please let this story be running until Sunday.

    I'll have so much fun with it on Sunday.

    So much potential for innuendo.

    We can vote on which was the best mistress using dare I say it, AV?
    Maybe.

    Headline will be 'Will Cruz pull out?'

    Like his mistresses we should have seen this coming (ahem). I mean how many times have we seen a family values Christian unable to keep his Cruz missile inside the silo?
    The more religious, the greater the deviancy it would seem.
    But I'm not very religious
    There are exceptions in every case.
    With you it must be something to do with the shoes.
    What worries me the most is a lot of these Jihadists weren't really devout then became devout because of incident(s) in their lives.

    Fortunately for you lot I'll only declare Jihad on those who don't realise that AV is the greatest voting system known to man.
    What happens if the government pass a bill to ban the wearing of brightly coloured shoes in public?
    I'll wear Union Jack shoes and see where that leads.
    I often wear Union Jack shoes to the gym.

    Meanwhile, can anyone explain why it is a good idea to take away parent governors from schools?
    Having been a school governor - in my experience they are mostly activists with agendas. They don't take part constructively.
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    TOPPINGTOPPING Posts: 41,389
    edited March 2016
    GeoffM said:

    TOPPING said:

    Please please let this story be running until Sunday.

    I'll have so much fun with it on Sunday.

    So much potential for innuendo.

    We can vote on which was the best mistress using dare I say it, AV?
    Maybe.

    Headline will be 'Will Cruz pull out?'

    Like his mistresses we should have seen this coming (ahem). I mean how many times have we seen a family values Christian unable to keep his Cruz missile inside the silo?
    The more religious, the greater the deviancy it would seem.
    But I'm not very religious
    There are exceptions in every case.
    With you it must be something to do with the shoes.
    What worries me the most is a lot of these Jihadists weren't really devout then became devout because of incident(s) in their lives.

    Fortunately for you lot I'll only declare Jihad on those who don't realise that AV is the greatest voting system known to man.
    What happens if the government pass a bill to ban the wearing of brightly coloured shoes in public?
    I'll wear Union Jack shoes and see where that leads.
    I often wear Union Jack shoes to the gym.

    Meanwhile, can anyone explain why it is a good idea to take away parent governors from schools?
    Having been a school governor - in my experience they are mostly activists with agendas. They don't take part constructively.
    Parents? Or governors in general?
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    OldKingColeOldKingCole Posts: 32,038

    I suppose the only possible thought from this side of this side of the pond is

    B****y H**l USA; is this lot the best you can do as potential Presidents. (Bernie apart, and he's a bit long in the tooth.)

    According to the National Enquirer Hillary gets through a few too.

    http://www.nationalenquirer.com/celebrity/exclusive-hillary-clinton-lesbian-lovers-named-secret-emails/

    More bromide in the tea please!
    Nothing against Trump or Sanders then?
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    AlistairAlistair Posts: 23,670
    TOPPING said:

    Please please let this story be running until Sunday.

    I'll have so much fun with it on Sunday.

    So much potential for innuendo.

    We can vote on which was the best mistress using dare I say it, AV?
    Maybe.

    Headline will be 'Will Cruz pull out?'

    Like his mistresses we should have seen this coming (ahem). I mean how many times have we seen a family values Christian unable to keep his Cruz missile inside the silo?
    The more religious, the greater the deviancy it would seem.
    But I'm not very religious
    There are exceptions in every case.
    With you it must be something to do with the shoes.
    What worries me the most is a lot of these Jihadists weren't really devout then became devout because of incident(s) in their lives.

    Fortunately for you lot I'll only declare Jihad on those who don't realise that AV is the greatest voting system known to man.
    What happens if the government pass a bill to ban the wearing of brightly coloured shoes in public?
    I'll wear Union Jack shoes and see where that leads.
    I often wear Union Jack shoes to the gym.

    Meanwhile, can anyone explain why it is a good idea to take away parent governors from schools?
    The government likes to make enemies with officious interfering busy bodies with time on their hands?
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    JackWJackW Posts: 14,787
    Michigan - SUSA

    Clinton 49 .. Trump 38
    Clinton 49 .. Cruz 39
    Clinton 41 .. Kasich 46

    Sanders 55 .. Trump 36
    Sanders 56 .. Cruz 35
    Sanders 47 .. Kasich 42

    http://www.surveyusa.com/client/PollReport.aspx?g=47c9cb86-78f1-4886-a8b3-df6ef090b5b8
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    david_herdsondavid_herdson Posts: 17,419
    Alistair said:

    TOPPING said:

    Please please let this story be running until Sunday.

    I'll have so much fun with it on Sunday.

    So much potential for innuendo.

    We can vote on which was the best mistress using dare I say it, AV?
    Maybe.

    Headline will be 'Will Cruz pull out?'

    Like his mistresses we should have seen this coming (ahem). I mean how many times have we seen a family values Christian unable to keep his Cruz missile inside the silo?
    The more religious, the greater the deviancy it would seem.
    But I'm not very religious
    There are exceptions in every case.
    With you it must be something to do with the shoes.
    What worries me the most is a lot of these Jihadists weren't really devout then became devout because of incident(s) in their lives.

    Fortunately for you lot I'll only declare Jihad on those who don't realise that AV is the greatest voting system known to man.
    What happens if the government pass a bill to ban the wearing of brightly coloured shoes in public?
    I'll wear Union Jack shoes and see where that leads.
    I often wear Union Jack shoes to the gym.

    Meanwhile, can anyone explain why it is a good idea to take away parent governors from schools?
    The government likes to make enemies with officious interfering busy bodies with time on their hands?
    It's not the government. It's the Secretary of State for Transport, Local Government, Work & Pensions and Education.
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    TOPPINGTOPPING Posts: 41,389

    Alistair said:

    TOPPING said:

    Please please let this story be running until Sunday.

    I'll have so much fun with it on Sunday.

    So much potential for innuendo.

    We can vote on which was the best mistress using dare I say it, AV?
    Maybe.

    Headline will be 'Will Cruz pull out?'

    Like his mistresses we should have seen this coming (ahem). I mean how many times have we seen a family values Christian unable to keep his Cruz missile inside the silo?
    The more religious, the greater the deviancy it would seem.
    But I'm not very religious
    There are exceptions in every case.
    With you it must be something to do with the shoes.
    What worries me the most is a lot of these Jihadists weren't really devout then became devout because of incident(s) in their lives.

    Fortunately for you lot I'll only declare Jihad on those who don't realise that AV is the greatest voting system known to man.
    What happens if the government pass a bill to ban the wearing of brightly coloured shoes in public?
    I'll wear Union Jack shoes and see where that leads.
    I often wear Union Jack shoes to the gym.

    Meanwhile, can anyone explain why it is a good idea to take away parent governors from schools?
    The government likes to make enemies with officious interfering busy bodies with time on their hands?
    It's not the government. It's the Secretary of State for Transport, Local Government, Work & Pensions and Education.
    Parents = pretty local, I would have thought? Isn't that what we want to happen?
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    OldKingColeOldKingCole Posts: 32,038
    TOPPING said:

    Alistair said:

    TOPPING said:

    Please please let this story be running until Sunday.

    I'll have so much fun with it on Sunday.

    So much potential for innuendo.

    We can vote on which was the best mistress using dare I say it, AV?
    Maybe.

    Headline will be 'Will Cruz pull out?'

    Like his mistresses we should have seen this coming (ahem). I mean how many times have we seen a family values Christian unable to keep his Cruz missile inside the silo?
    The more religious, the greater the deviancy it would seem.
    But I'm not very religious
    There are exceptions in every case.
    With you it must be something to do with the shoes.
    What worries me the most is a lot of these Jihadists weren't really devout then became devout because of incident(s) in their lives.

    Fortunately for you lot I'll only declare Jihad on those who don't realise that AV is the greatest voting system known to man.
    What happens if the government pass a bill to ban the wearing of brightly coloured shoes in public?
    I'll wear Union Jack shoes and see where that leads.
    I often wear Union Jack shoes to the gym.

    Meanwhile, can anyone explain why it is a good idea to take away parent governors from schools?
    The government likes to make enemies with officious interfering busy bodies with time on their hands?
    It's not the government. It's the Secretary of State for Transport, Local Government, Work & Pensions and Education.
    Parents = pretty local, I would have thought? Isn't that what we want to happen?
    Not if they're not guaranteed to find Dave & Ozzy a very well-paid job when they're finished with politics
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    TOPPING said:

    Alistair said:

    TOPPING said:

    Please please let this story be running until Sunday.

    I'll have so much fun with it on Sunday.

    So much potential for innuendo.

    We can vote on which was the best mistress using dare I say it, AV?
    Maybe.

    Headline will be 'Will Cruz pull out?'

    Like his mistresses we should have seen this coming (ahem). I mean how many times have we seen a family values Christian unable to keep his Cruz missile inside the silo?
    The more religious, the greater the deviancy it would seem.
    But I'm not very religious
    There are exceptions in every case.
    With you it must be something to do with the shoes.
    What worries me the most is a lot of these Jihadists weren't really devout then became devout because of incident(s) in their lives.

    Fortunately for you lot I'll only declare Jihad on those who don't realise that AV is the greatest voting system known to man.
    What happens if the government pass a bill to ban the wearing of brightly coloured shoes in public?
    I'll wear Union Jack shoes and see where that leads.
    I often wear Union Jack shoes to the gym.

    Meanwhile, can anyone explain why it is a good idea to take away parent governors from schools?
    The government likes to make enemies with officious interfering busy bodies with time on their hands?
    It's not the government. It's the Secretary of State for Transport, Local Government, Work & Pensions and Education.
    Parents = pretty local, I would have thought? Isn't that what we want to happen?
    Not if they're not guaranteed to find Dave & Ozzy a very well-paid job when they're finished with politics
    They'll make their money doing speeches and providing 'Strategic Advice' for assorted companies.
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    peter_from_putneypeter_from_putney Posts: 6,875
    edited March 2016
    ***** BETTING POST ******

    England's odds of 5/1 vs Germany tomorrow night just look too big. Both sides are probable semi finalists in the forthcoming Euro 2016 tournament and I give our lads a good chance of at least gaining a draw.
    Don't bet the farm on them winning but a pint's worth looks worthwhile.
    DYOR.
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    ***** BETTING POST ******

    England's odds of 5/1 vs Germany tomorrow night just look too big. Both sides are probable semi finalists in the forthcoming Euro 2016 tournament and I give our lads a good chance of at least gaining a draw.
    Don't bet the farm on them winning but a pint's worth looks worthwhile.
    DYOR.

    If Roy takes a decent squad we could be in with a slight chance.
    Leave Rooney and the other old timers at home and give some of our youngsters a go.
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    Scott_PScott_P Posts: 51,453
    Missed this earlier. Of course it's in a newspaper, so doesn't matter...

    If the Brexit campaign has an unofficial chief economist, it is Boris Johnson’s adviser, Gerard Lyons. Possessed of an appealing, blokeish manner, Lyons is an effective voice for the Out camp and the source of Johnson’s claim that the economy would thrive after a Leave vote. But much of what Lyons says is contrary to Johnson’s position. His writings hilariously capture the confusions within the Brexit camp.

    Lyons has set out his view in London: The Global Powerhouse, a recent study from the London mayor’s office, where he serves as chief economic adviser. The report makes so many reasonable points on the Remain side that it sounds like an advertisement for staying in the union.
    http://www.thetimes.co.uk/tto/opinion/thunderer/article4721113.ece
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    ***** BETTING POST ******

    England's odds of 5/1 vs Germany tomorrow night just look too big. Both sides are probable semi finalists in the forthcoming Euro 2016 tournament and I give our lads a good chance of at least gaining a draw.
    Don't bet the farm on them winning but a pint's worth looks worthwhile.
    DYOR.

    If Roy takes a decent squad we could be in with a slight chance.
    Leave Rooney and the other old timers at home and give some of our youngsters a go.
    Rooney has a nagging persistent injury and is starting to look somewhat doubtful for the summer tournament - for me he's well past his best but Roy will pick him regardless if there's any chance he'll be fit enough to play.
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    HYUFDHYUFD Posts: 117,097
    edited March 2016

    I suppose the only possible thought from this side of this side of the pond is

    B****y H**l USA; is this lot the best you can do as potential Presidents. (Bernie apart, and he's a bit long in the tooth.)

    According to the National Enquirer Hillary gets through a few too.

    http://www.nationalenquirer.com/celebrity/exclusive-hillary-clinton-lesbian-lovers-named-secret-emails/

    More bromide in the tea please!
    Nothing against Trump or Sanders then?
    The thrice married Trump is hardly a monk either and plenty of rumours of mistresses. Kasich and Sanders are probably the only two left without skeletons in their personal lives although both on their second wife
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