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  • AlanbrookeAlanbrooke Posts: 25,516

    Labour's got an 'NHS Bombshell' (things in England will be as bad as Wales - ed?) and the Telegraph has a Labour bombshell:

    The £200bn economic bombshell lurking in the Labour Party’s manifesto
    Ed Miliband's commitment to set a legal target for decarbonising the UK power sector by 2030 is likely to cost upwards of £200bn, according to analysis conducted by the Telegraph


    http://www.telegraph.co.uk/finance/newsbysector/energy/11582173/The-200bn-economic-bombshell-lurking-in-the-Labour-Partys-manifesto.html

    This just shows how crap the two parties now are, with 48 hours to go they've run out of things to say and have resorted to scare-mongering. And they wonder why the electorate is disenchanted.
  • CarlottaVanceCarlottaVance Posts: 60,216

    Miss Vance, at a guess, I reckon the polling shares might be accurate, but the seat totals could have a wide margin of error because it's so close and there are interesting effects likely (UKIP interference and the SNP potentially getting a landslide).

    The things that give me pause for thought are:
    - The gap between phone & internet pollsters and
    - The absence of an 'outlier' in YouGov's now ±30 polls

    Of course, as Nate Silver wisely observes, the polls may well be biased - just not in the way you hope....

    My wish list (nearer fantasy as very few if any of these are likely to happen);

    Esther McVey hangs on...
    Tristram Hunt gets chucked out....(what is it with London Labour & Northern seats?)
    Alec Salmond doesn't get in.....
  • Morris_DancerMorris_Dancer Posts: 61,968
    Mr. C, we're in an odd world where losing narrowly includes the possibility of being the largest party by 30 odd seats.
  • JackWJackW Posts: 14,787
    BREAKING WIND NEWS **** BREAKING WIND NEWS **** BREAKING WIND NEWS ****

    The breaking news is that WIND is reporting to the JNN the contents of the final ARSE with added APLOMB 2015 General Election and "JackW Dozen" Projections. (Changes From 2nd May Projection) :

    Con 304 (-2) .. Lab 249 (+2) .. LibDem 28 (NC) .. SNP 42 (NC) .. PC 3 .. NI 18 .. UKIP 3 .. Respect 1 .. Green 1 .. Ind 0 .. Speaker 1

    Conservatives 22 seats short of a majority

    Turnout Projection .. 67.5% (NC)
    ......................................................................................

    "JackW Dozen" - 13 seats that will shape the General Election result :

    Bury North - Con Hold
    Pudsey - Likely Con Hold
    Broxtowe - Likely Lab Gain
    Warwickshire North - Likely Con Hold
    Cambridge - LibDem Hold
    Ipswich - Con Hold
    Watford - TCTC
    Croydon Central - Con Hold
    Enfield North - Likely Lab Gain
    Cornwall North - Likely LibDem Hold from TCTC
    Great Yarmouth - Con Hold
    Vale of Glamorgan - Con Hold
    Ochil and South Perthshire - SNP Gain

    Changes From 2 May - Cornwall North moves from TCTC to Likely LibDem Hold

    TCTC - Too Close To Call - Less than 500 votes
    Likely Hold/Gain - 500 - 2500 votes
    Gain/Hold - Over 2500
    .......................................................................................

    ARSE is sponsored by Auchentennach Fine Pies (Est 1745)

    WIND - Whimsical Independent News Division
    JNN - Jacobite News Network
    ARSE - Anonymous Random Selection of Electors
    APLOMB - Auchentennach Pies Leading Outsales Mainland Britain
  • CharlesCharles Posts: 35,758
    malcolmg said:

    Charles said:

    malcolmg said:

    fitalass said:

    I wasn't around when it happened, but I believe it was because Easterross criticised OGH and John Curtice in a thread. I doubt my post on this subject will last the duration of this thread. But I feel pretty strongly about a decision like this on a site that allowed some pretty strong and prolonged abuse to some regular posters to go unchecked for years while being extremely thin skinned about any criticism of their own opinions. And especially after they have on more than one occasion tried to undermine particular posters like Easterross. At the end of the day, who has contributed more to the site on a regular basis, Easteross or MalcolmG?

    fitalass said:

    FPT. "franklyn Posts: 31
    May 4
    We haven't heard from Easteross for a while; would value his latest insights"

    Sadly, Easteross was banned from PB.com a wee while ago, some castigate him for a Scots Tory surge that didn't happen while totally ignoring fact that he got it right on Libdem seat drop at last GE. But you can still contact him via twitter @M Sutherland-Fisher to get his 2015 GE predictions.

    Banned for what? I don't remember Easteross as a particularly abrasive poster or one that got into huge spats with anybody.
    Away you useless Tory halfwit , you would not recognise a contribution if it slapped you on the face. Keep your personal hatred of me out of it you whinging halfwit, stick to talking mince about Tory surges.
    Moderators

    This is uncalled for and should be deleted.

    Away you big jessie, go abuse your servants
    Politeness costs nothing.
  • AlanbrookeAlanbrooke Posts: 25,516
    Charles said:

    malcolmg said:

    Charles said:

    malcolmg said:

    fitalass said:

    I wasn't around when it happened, but I believe it was because Easterross criticised OGH and John Curtice in a thread. I doubt my post on this subject will last the duration of this thread. But I feel pretty strongly about a decision like this on a site that allowed some pretty strong and prolonged abuse to some regular posters to go unchecked for years while being extremely thin skinned about any criticism of their own opinions. And especially after they have on more than one occasion tried to undermine particular posters like Easterross. At the end of the day, who has contributed more to the site on a regular basis, Easteross or MalcolmG?

    fitalass said:

    FPT. "franklyn Posts: 31
    May 4
    We haven't heard from Easteross for a while; would value his latest insights"

    Sadly, Easteross was banned from PB.com a wee while ago, some castigate him for a Scots Tory surge that didn't happen while totally ignoring fact that he got it right on Libdem seat drop at last GE. But you can still contact him via twitter @M Sutherland-Fisher to get his 2015 GE predictions.

    Banned for what? I don't remember Easteross as a particularly abrasive poster or one that got into huge spats with anybody.
    Away you useless Tory halfwit , you would not recognise a contribution if it slapped you on the face. Keep your personal hatred of me out of it you whinging halfwit, stick to talking mince about Tory surges.
    Moderators

    This is uncalled for and should be deleted.

    Away you big jessie, go abuse your servants
    Politeness costs nothing.
    Somebody should remind our PM of that the next time he calls someone a fruitcake, it might save him some votes.
  • AndrewPAndrewP Posts: 10

    AndrewP said:

    If this poll is accurately representing the CON-LAB vote shares and can be translated directly to English marginals why is Ed Miliband visiting North Warwickshire at this stage? That should surely already be in the bag if they thought they were going to get the 3.5% swing implied by this poll.

    Firstly because nobody knows whether this poll is right, including Ed Miliband.

    Secondly because even if this poll is right, there are still two days to go.

    Thirdly because the seats don't all swing uniformly - some will go Lab by quite a lot more than the average, and some by less, even to the point of swinging in the opposite direction.
    I wonder what their internal data is telling them
  • edmundintokyoedmundintokyo Posts: 17,708
    edited May 2015
    AndrewP said:


    AndrewP said:

    If this poll is accurately representing the CON-LAB vote shares and can be translated directly to English marginals why is Ed Miliband visiting North Warwickshire at this stage? That should surely already be in the bag if they thought they were going to get the 3.5% swing implied by this poll.

    Firstly because nobody knows whether this poll is right, including Ed Miliband.

    Secondly because even if this poll is right, there are still two days to go.

    Thirdly because the seats don't all swing uniformly - some will go Lab by quite a lot more than the average, and some by less, even to the point of swinging in the opposite direction.
    I wonder what their internal data is telling them
    I'd be surprised if it's telling them anything different to what publicly available data is telling us; There's been plenty of public polling, and thanks to Ashcroft that includes polls of individual seats.
  • mitchimitchi Posts: 9
    I wonder what their internal data is telling them....possibly that ARSE is close to result
  • SquareRootSquareRoot Posts: 7,095
    edited May 2015
    Charles said:

    malcolmg said:

    fitalass said:

    I wasn't around when it happened, but I believe it was because Easterross criticised OGH and John Curtice in a thread. I doubt my post on this subject will last the duration of this thread. But I feel pretty strongly about a decision like this on a site that allowed some pretty strong and prolonged abuse to some regular posters to go unchecked for years while being extremely thin skinned about any criticism of their own opinions. And especially after they have on more than one occasion tried to undermine particular posters like Easterross. At the end of the day, who has contributed more to the site on a regular basis, Easteross or MalcolmG?

    fitalass said:

    FPT. "franklyn Posts: 31
    May 4
    We haven't heard from Easteross for a while; would value his latest insights"

    Sadly, Easteross was banned from PB.com a wee while ago, some castigate him for a Scots Tory surge that didn't happen while totally ignoring fact that he got it right on Libdem seat drop at last GE. But you can still contact him via twitter @M Sutherland-Fisher to get his 2015 GE predictions.

    Banned for what? I don't remember Easteross as a particularly abrasive poster or one that got into huge spats with anybody.
    Away you useless Tory halfwit , you would not recognise a contribution if it slapped you on the face. Keep your personal hatred of me out of it you whinging halfwit, stick to talking mince about Tory surges.
    Moderators

    This is uncalled for and should be deleted.

    The best thing to do is what I have decided to do. Ignore anything Malcolm G posts . If he insults someone he will just look the fool he regularly presents himself as..
  • Scott_PScott_P Posts: 51,453
    @DPJHodges: Just seen tomorrow's final day campaign schedule. Either elaborate bluff, or Tories now convinced they've got this.
  • ThomasNasheThomasNashe Posts: 5,331

    Miss Vance, at a guess, I reckon the polling shares might be accurate, but the seat totals could have a wide margin of error because it's so close and there are interesting effects likely (UKIP interference and the SNP potentially getting a landslide).

    The things that give me pause for thought are:
    - The gap between phone & internet pollsters and
    - The absence of an 'outlier' in YouGov's now ±30 polls

    Of course, as Nate Silver wisely observes, the polls may well be biased - just not in the way you hope....

    My wish list (nearer fantasy as very few if any of these are likely to happen);

    Esther McVey hangs on...
    Tristram Hunt gets chucked out....(what is it with London Labour & Northern seats?)
    Alec Salmond doesn't get in.....
    You've a chance with the first, but I agree the other two are highly unlikely.
  • TabmanTabman Posts: 1,046
    JackW said:

    BREAKING WIND NEWS **** BREAKING WIND NEWS **** BREAKING WIND NEWS ****

    The breaking news is that WIND is reporting to the JNN the contents of the final ARSE with added APLOMB 2015 General Election and "JackW Dozen" Projections. (Changes From 2nd May Projection) :

    Con 304 (-2) .. Lab 249 (+2) .. LibDem 28 (NC) .. SNP 42 (NC) .. PC 3 .. NI 18 .. UKIP 3 .. Respect 1 .. Green 1 .. Ind 0 .. Speaker 1

    Conservatives 22 seats short of a majority

    Turnout Projection .. 67.5% (NC)
    ......................................................................................

    "JackW Dozen" - 13 seats that will shape the General Election result :

    Bury North - Con Hold
    Pudsey - Likely Con Hold
    Broxtowe - Likely Lab Gain
    Warwickshire North - Likely Con Hold
    Cambridge - LibDem Hold
    Ipswich - Con Hold
    Watford - TCTC
    Croydon Central - Con Hold
    Enfield North - Likely Lab Gain
    Cornwall North - Likely LibDem Hold from TCTC
    Great Yarmouth - Con Hold
    Vale of Glamorgan - Con Hold
    Ochil and South Perthshire - SNP Gain

    Changes From 2 May - Cornwall North moves from TCTC to Likely LibDem Hold

    TCTC - Too Close To Call - Less than 500 votes
    Likely Hold/Gain - 500 - 2500 votes
    Gain/Hold - Over 2500
    .......................................................................................

    ARSE is sponsored by Auchentennach Fine Pies (Est 1745)

    WIND - Whimsical Independent News Division
    JNN - Jacobite News Network
    ARSE - Anonymous Random Selection of Electors
    APLOMB - Auchentennach Pies Leading Outsales Mainland Britain

    Interesting Jack ... Do you predict Coalition 2.0 or is Clegg gone?
  • SlackbladderSlackbladder Posts: 9,780
    Scott_P said:

    @DPJHodges: Just seen tomorrow's final day campaign schedule. Either elaborate bluff, or Tories now convinced they've got this.

    I cannot call it... from all the mood music, the tories seems to be feeling fairly comfortable, but they must be seeing something (along with the punters) that the polls aren't.
  • taffystaffys Posts: 9,753
    Either elaborate bluff, or Tories now convinced they've got this.

    Isn;t this what the Ashcroft polling has been about all along? shocking the tory leadership out of its complacency?

  • FalseFlagFalseFlag Posts: 1,801

    Scott_P said:

    @DPJHodges: Just seen tomorrow's final day campaign schedule. Either elaborate bluff, or Tories now convinced they've got this.

    I cannot call it... from all the mood music, the tories seems to be feeling fairly comfortable, but they must be seeing something (along with the punters) that the polls aren't.
    Maybe they are seeing what ICM and one or two others are as well as an improvement in vote efficiency.
  • NickPalmerNickPalmer Posts: 21,569
    edited May 2015
    AndrewP said:

    If this poll is accurately representing the CON-LAB vote shares and can be translated directly to English marginals why is Ed Miliband visiting North Warwickshire at this stage? That should surely already be in the bag if they thought they were going to get the 3.5% swing implied by this poll.

    Visits are an irritating mystery to people on the ground (you often get someone you've only just heard of, and it gets shifted three times and then cancelled), but are governed by having a coherent route and local factors as well as overall probability. The most senior visit that I've had up to now has been the shadow housing minister (Emma Reynolds), but I did get Eddie Izzard because we happened to be on his route.
  • JackWJackW Posts: 14,787
    I'm having the delayed Watford constituency chat with my very usually reliable Conservative source over lunch today.

    Watford has been one of the trickiest seats to analyse and hopefully I shall be able to offer PB some clarity later today.
  • philiphphiliph Posts: 4,704
    On topic,
    when comparing the 2010 vs 2015 yougov numbers, would the % of undecided voters be the same?

    If not they could break to alter the actual vote from the poll.
  • surbitonsurbiton Posts: 13,549
    edited May 2015
    Based on pure statistical swings on the Yougov in question, I predict the following. I have used UNS separately for England & Wales and Scotland.

    The only manual adjustment I have done is for the 3 UKIP seats. Clacton, Thanet S from the Tories and Thurrock from Labour. That's it. The rest are just stats.

    I do not claim constituency level knowledge.

    Con 266, Lab 281, LD 18, UKIP 3, GRN 1, PC 3, SPK 1 Total = 573

    add: Scotland

    Con 0, Lab 5, LD 1, SNP 53

    Total based on Yougov 04/05/15

    Con 266, Lab 286, LD 19, UKIP 3, GRN 1, PC 3, SPK 1, SNP 53 Total = 632



  • edmundintokyoedmundintokyo Posts: 17,708

    Scott_P said:

    @DPJHodges: Just seen tomorrow's final day campaign schedule. Either elaborate bluff, or Tories now convinced they've got this.

    I cannot call it... from all the mood music, the tories seems to be feeling fairly comfortable, but they must be seeing something (along with the punters) that the polls aren't.
    Or they may have their own polls, like Mitt Romney...
  • PulpstarPulpstar Posts: 78,417
    edited May 2015
    JackW said:

    BREAKING WIND NEWS **** BREAKING WIND NEWS **** BREAKING WIND NEWS ****

    The breaking news is that WIND is reporting to the JNN the contents of the final ARSE with added APLOMB 2015 General Election and "JackW Dozen" Projections. (Changes From 2nd May Projection) :

    Con 304 (-2) .. Lab 249 (+2) .. LibDem 28 (NC) .. SNP 42 (NC) .. PC 3 .. NI 18 .. UKIP 3 .. Respect 1 .. Green 1 .. Ind 0 .. Speaker 1

    Conservatives 22 seats short of a majority

    Turnout Projection .. 67.5% (NC)
    ......................................................................................

    "JackW Dozen" - 13 seats that will shape the General Election result :

    Bury North - Con Hold
    Pudsey - Likely Con Hold
    Broxtowe - Likely Lab Gain
    Warwickshire North - Likely Con Hold
    Cambridge - LibDem Hold
    Ipswich - Con Hold
    Watford - TCTC
    Croydon Central - Con Hold
    Enfield North - Likely Lab Gain
    Cornwall North - Likely LibDem Hold from TCTC
    Great Yarmouth - Con Hold
    Vale of Glamorgan - Con Hold
    Ochil and South Perthshire - SNP Gain

    Changes From 2 May - Cornwall North moves from TCTC to Likely LibDem Hold

    TCTC - Too Close To Call - Less than 500 votes
    Likely Hold/Gain - 500 - 2500 votes
    Gain/Hold - Over 2500
    .......................................................................................

    ARSE is sponsored by Auchentennach Fine Pies (Est 1745)

    WIND - Whimsical Independent News Division
    JNN - Jacobite News Network
    ARSE - Anonymous Random Selection of Electors
    APLOMB - Auchentennach Pies Leading Outsales Mainland Britain

    Con 284 SNP 50 LD 26 Lab 263 DUP 9

    Bury North - Likely Lab Gain
    Warwickshire North - Lab Gain
    Ipswich - TCTC
    Watfrod - TCTC (Lib Dem/Con)
    Croydon Central - TCTC

    imo
  • RobDRobD Posts: 60,045
    Scott_P said:

    @DPJHodges: Just seen tomorrow's final day campaign schedule. Either elaborate bluff, or Tories now convinced they've got this.

    In Hodges we trust.......... :D
  • YBarddCwscYBarddCwsc Posts: 7,172
    If the ARSE is true, then Miliband will have resigned by next week and taken his limestone slab with him

    I can’t see even an indulgent Labour party interpreting a net loss of seats from Brown as going backwards.
  • taffystaffys Posts: 9,753
    ''I cannot call it... from all the mood music, the tories seems to be feeling fairly comfortable, but they must be seeing something (along with the punters) that the polls aren't.''

    A couple of tory canvassers posted last night that on the ground, they reckon there is no swing to labour in South West London. Zilch, nothing, nada.

    The tory leadership must be calculating that all they need is for their vote in England to stay rock solid, and the labour vote to simply not turn up.
  • DecrepitJohnLDecrepitJohnL Posts: 13,300
    Charles said:

    The Independent backs continuation of LibDem/Tory coalition.
    http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/election-2015-32585930

    According to the BBC they didn't back any party, but hoped that the coalition, if it continued, would be more liberal and less conservative.

    Selective interpretation, anyone?
    No, the Tory-run BBC has directly quoted the last line of the Independent's editorial.
    http://www.independent.co.uk/voices/editorials/in-defence-of-liberal-democracy-10224221.html
    Read the whole thing: as one-line summaries go, it is fair enough. If anything, the Indy is more pro-LibDem than indicated.
  • JackWJackW Posts: 14,787
    Tabman said:

    JackW said:

    BREAKING WIND NEWS **** BREAKING WIND NEWS **** BREAKING WIND NEWS ****

    The breaking news is that WIND is reporting to the JNN the contents of the final ARSE with added APLOMB 2015 General Election and "JackW Dozen" Projections. (Changes From 2nd May Projection) :

    Con 304 (-2) .. Lab 249 (+2) .. LibDem 28 (NC) .. SNP 42 (NC) .. PC 3 .. NI 18 .. UKIP 3 .. Respect 1 .. Green 1 .. Ind 0 .. Speaker 1

    Conservatives 22 seats short of a majority

    Turnout Projection .. 67.5% (NC)
    ......................................................................................

    "JackW Dozen" - 13 seats that will shape the General Election result :

    Bury North - Con Hold
    Pudsey - Likely Con Hold
    Broxtowe - Likely Lab Gain
    Warwickshire North - Likely Con Hold
    Cambridge - LibDem Hold
    Ipswich - Con Hold
    Watford - TCTC
    Croydon Central - Con Hold
    Enfield North - Likely Lab Gain
    Cornwall North - Likely LibDem Hold from TCTC
    Great Yarmouth - Con Hold
    Vale of Glamorgan - Con Hold
    Ochil and South Perthshire - SNP Gain

    Changes From 2 May - Cornwall North moves from TCTC to Likely LibDem Hold

    TCTC - Too Close To Call - Less than 500 votes
    Likely Hold/Gain - 500 - 2500 votes
    Gain/Hold - Over 2500
    .......................................................................................

    ARSE is sponsored by Auchentennach Fine Pies (Est 1745)

    WIND - Whimsical Independent News Division
    JNN - Jacobite News Network
    ARSE - Anonymous Random Selection of Electors
    APLOMB - Auchentennach Pies Leading Outsales Mainland Britain

    Interesting Jack ... Do you predict Coalition 2.0 or is Clegg gone?
    Clegg will retain Hallam without any undue drama albeit with a notably reduced majority.

    The ARSE numbers indicate "Coalition 2.0" and after a considerable amount of piss and wind I'd expect both parties to knuckle down and get on with the serious business of stable government for another five years.

  • AlanbrookeAlanbrooke Posts: 25,516

    AndrewP said:

    If this poll is accurately representing the CON-LAB vote shares and can be translated directly to English marginals why is Ed Miliband visiting North Warwickshire at this stage? That should surely already be in the bag if they thought they were going to get the 3.5% swing implied by this poll.

    Visits are an irritating mystery to people on the ground (you often get someone you've only just heard of, and it gets shifted three times and then cancelled), but are governed by having a coherent route and local factors as well as overall probability. The most senior visit that I've had up to now has been the shadow housing minister (Emma Reynolds), but I did get Eddie Izzard because we happened to be on his route.
    "but I did get Eddie Izzard because we happened to be on his route. "

    and you considered that a plus ?

    oh well.
  • PlatoPlato Posts: 15,724
    It's mind-bending.

    Mr. C, we're in an odd world where losing narrowly includes the possibility of being the largest party by 30 odd seats.

  • PeterCPeterC Posts: 1,275
    hunchman said:

    PeterC said:

    JackW said:

    Very sorry to hear @Easterross has been lost to the site .... even if he decided to vote against "Our Viscount" which of course should be a capital offence.

    @Easterross should have been allowed to continue posting on PB even as he was led up the steps of the gallows.

    JackW - Fair, just and compassionate to the end.

    Let us each and all demand his return.
    I'll second that.

    Brother and sister in law thinking of voting tactically for labour in ed south. Ian Murray had done as good job with sorting out our local park my brother says! I'm desperately trying to dissuade them following the advice of rifkind and forsythe. They're yesterday's failed scots tories. Why anyone should listen to them is beyond me!

    A grand eve-of-poll amnesty to all banned posters would be a splendid gesture IMO.
  • CyclefreeCyclefree Posts: 25,328
    People I hope will lose include:-

    - Galloway.
    - Tristram Hunt - patronising.
    - Ummuna - far too self-regarding and if he's the next best hope for Labour, God help them. Stella Creasey or Liz Kendall are the people to whom they should be looking.
    - Caroline Lucas - the level of self-righteousness that comes out of her mouth ought to be enough to power the entire country, if only it could be harnessed.
    - all of the more idiotic Tory backwoodsmen (Bone / Dorries etc).
    - Jeremy Corbyn and Andy Slaughter: hopelessly unprogressive.
    - Tom Watson: more preening self-righteousness. Having to pay for his own food will do his figure good.
    - Harman: gives feminism a bad name.

    People who I hope will win: my local Lib Dem candidate - Maajid Nawaz and most Lib Dem MPs. They have - whatever other faults they may have - largely behaved like grown-ups.

    Of course, none of this will happen, sadly, except - maybe - Galloway.
  • SlackbladderSlackbladder Posts: 9,780
    taffys said:

    ''I cannot call it... from all the mood music, the tories seems to be feeling fairly comfortable, but they must be seeing something (along with the punters) that the polls aren't.''

    A couple of tory canvassers posted last night that on the ground, they reckon there is no swing to labour in South West London. Zilch, nothing, nada.

    The tory leadership must be calculating that all they need is for their vote in England to stay rock solid, and the labour vote to simply not turn up.

    One thing I do feel is that this election has been hugely low-key compared with 2010, which is odd, and which should work in the Tories favour.

    That Dan Hodges link just posted shows that theres evidence for people not even knowing there's an election on, which brings into question some of the prompted polling methods.
  • bigjohnowlsbigjohnowls Posts: 22,736
    RobD said:

    Scott_P said:

    @DPJHodges: Just seen tomorrow's final day campaign schedule. Either elaborate bluff, or Tories now convinced they've got this.

    In Hodges we trust.......... :D
    Mystic Dan has a brilliant record of getting it right.
  • ThomasNasheThomasNashe Posts: 5,331
    edited May 2015

    If the ARSE is true, then Miliband will have resigned by next week and taken his limestone slab with him

    I can’t see even an indulgent Labour party interpreting a net loss of seats from Brown as going backwards.

    Undoubtedly. It would be incontrovertibly be an ignominious failure. To be honest, I think Ed would resign before being pushed if that were the result.
  • JohnOJohnO Posts: 4,291

    RobD said:

    Scott_P said:

    @DPJHodges: Just seen tomorrow's final day campaign schedule. Either elaborate bluff, or Tories now convinced they've got this.

    In Hodges we trust.......... :D
    Mystic Dan has a brilliant record of getting it right.
    I'm more concerned about Mystic Southam than Dan.
  • Scott_PScott_P Posts: 51,453

    Or they may have their own polls, like Mitt Romney...

    Or secret Canadians...
  • Casino_RoyaleCasino_Royale Posts: 60,712
    @Charles - thank you, that's very kind. Yes, I'd certainly be interested in hearing more about it.

    Please do VM me if you wish.
  • taffystaffys Posts: 9,753
    ''That Dan Hodges link just posted shows that theres evidence for people not even knowing there's an election on, which brings into question some of the prompted polling methods.''

    Whatever the result, ths election is going to smash some reputations and end some careers.
  • PeterCPeterC Posts: 1,275
    edited May 2015

    It looks very much like being a mess.

    Any views on Cameron's heart not being quite in it, and the possibility he might not be too unhappy at letting miliband have a stab at leading a weak and unstable government?

    Is there a point where some tories might secretly hope that if they aren't going to clearly win, they might prefer to narrowly lose as next best?

    I wouldn't have thought so. Failing to win against Brown and then losing to Miliband is not a legacy any Tory PM would not fight like crazy to avoid.

  • StereotomyStereotomy Posts: 4,092

    RobD said:

    Scott_P said:

    @DPJHodges: Just seen tomorrow's final day campaign schedule. Either elaborate bluff, or Tories now convinced they've got this.

    In Hodges we trust.......... :D
    Mystic Dan has a brilliant record of getting it right.
    I wonder if those tory canvassers discovered "on the ground" that UKIP will be getting less than 6% too...
  • JohnOJohnO Posts: 4,291
    taffys said:

    ''That Dan Hodges link just posted shows that theres evidence for people not even knowing there's an election on, which brings into question some of the prompted polling methods.''

    Whatever the result, ths election is going to smash some reputations and end some careers.

    May I cyber-canvass you to support the Blue Lovelies in Esher on Thursday?
  • PulpstarPulpstar Posts: 78,417
    What are the CON & LAB campaign schedules for tommorow.
  • PlatoPlato Posts: 15,724
    I'd agree with most of those - I met Mr Corbyn as an invited special guest when I worked at DWP in Whitehall. He wears a great deal of corduroy and comes across as the most dreary worthy and rather Puritanical sort - with a twist of Greenham Common.

    IIRC he has one of the lowest expenses claims. His views aren't mine. He's the sort I'd dread sitting next to at a wedding reception.
    Cyclefree said:

    People I hope will lose include:-

    - Galloway.
    - Tristram Hunt - patronising.
    - Ummuna - far too self-regarding and if he's the next best hope for Labour, God help them. Stella Creasey or Liz Kendall are the people to whom they should be looking.
    - Caroline Lucas - the level of self-righteousness that comes out of her mouth ought to be enough to power the entire country, if only it could be harnessed.
    - all of the more idiotic Tory backwoodsmen (Bone / Dorries etc).
    - Jeremy Corbyn and Andy Slaughter: hopelessly unprogressive.
    - Tom Watson: more preening self-righteousness. Having to pay for his own food will do his figure good.
    - Harman: gives feminism a bad name.

    People who I hope will win: my local Lib Dem candidate - Maajid Nawaz and most Lib Dem MPs. They have - whatever other faults they may have - largely behaved like grown-ups.

    Of course, none of this will happen, sadly, except - maybe - Galloway.

  • edmundintokyoedmundintokyo Posts: 17,708
    taffys said:

    ''That Dan Hodges link just posted shows that theres evidence for people not even knowing there's an election on, which brings into question some of the prompted polling methods.''

    Whatever the result, ths election is going to smash some reputations and end some careers.

    Sadly being wrong hardly ever ends a pundit's career.
  • Casino_RoyaleCasino_Royale Posts: 60,712
    It looks like almost all of pb.coms venerable sages now have the Tories in a fairly tight 20 seat band from 284 to 304 seats.

    Big difference between the former and the latter, though, in terms of governance.

    JackWs prediction gives an overall majority of 14 - I'd expect that to last 2-3 years because I am convinced there will be up to a further half-a-dozen UKIP defections from the Tories in the next parliament.
  • SlackbladderSlackbladder Posts: 9,780

    taffys said:

    ''That Dan Hodges link just posted shows that theres evidence for people not even knowing there's an election on, which brings into question some of the prompted polling methods.''

    Whatever the result, ths election is going to smash some reputations and end some careers.

    Sadly being wrong hardly ever ends a pundit's career.
    ask Danny Blanchflower....
  • asjohnstoneasjohnstone Posts: 1,276
    JackW said:

    JackW said:

    My Jacobite equivalent of M, the head of MI5 - JISM (Jacobite Intelligence Services Mastermind) advises me the short break in PB reception this morning was caused by the vast number of my ARSE adherents trying to access PB before its final incarnation in its normal form at 9:00am this morning.

    Be patient my followers, the ARSE will be revealed in its full splendour very shortly.

    Presumptuous, I know, but .... what exactly is the ARSE ?
    and lastly I apply the ARSE filter.

    that last sentence sounds suspiciously like "lastly I just make it up"
  • malcolmgmalcolmg Posts: 43,509
    Charles said:

    malcolmg said:

    Charles said:

    malcolmg said:

    fitalass said:

    I wasn't around when it happened, but I believe it was because Easterross criticised OGH and John Curtice in a thread. I doubt my post on this subject will last the duration of this thread. But I feel pretty strongly about a decision like this on a site that allowed some pretty strong and prolonged abuse to some regular posters to go unchecked for years while being extremely thin skinned about any criticism of their own opinions. And especially after they have on more than one occasion tried to undermine particular posters like Easterross. At the end of the day, who has contributed more to the site on a regular basis, Easteross or MalcolmG?

    fitalass said:

    FPT. "franklyn Posts: 31
    May 4
    We haven't heard from Easteross for a while; would value his latest insights"

    Sadly, Easteross was banned from PB.com a wee while ago, some castigate him for a Scots Tory surge that didn't happen while totally ignoring fact that he got it right on Libdem seat drop at last GE. But you can still contact him via twitter @M Sutherland-Fisher to get his 2015 GE predictions.

    Banned for what? I don't remember Easteross as a particularly abrasive poster or one that got into huge spats with anybody.
    Away you useless Tory halfwit , you would not recognise a contribution if it slapped you on the face. Keep your personal hatred of me out of it you whinging halfwit, stick to talking mince about Tory surges.
    Moderators

    This is uncalled for and should be deleted.

    Away you big jessie, go abuse your servants
    Politeness costs nothing.
    Well she should have thought of that before insulting me, it was unwarranted and uncalled for. She should follow her compatriot for unsolicited insulting of a poster.
    You need to mind your own business as well.
  • TheScreamingEaglesTheScreamingEagles Posts: 119,978
    Pulpstar said:

    What are the CON & LAB campaign schedules for tommorow.

    Dave is visiting Bootle I think, as well as East Ham, Banff & Buchan
  • taffys said:

    ''I cannot call it... from all the mood music, the tories seems to be feeling fairly comfortable, but they must be seeing something (along with the punters) that the polls aren't.''

    A couple of tory canvassers posted last night that on the ground, they reckon there is no swing to labour in South West London. Zilch, nothing, nada.

    The tory leadership must be calculating that all they need is for their vote in England to stay rock solid, and the labour vote to simply not turn up.

    One thing I do feel is that this election has been hugely low-key compared with 2010, which is odd, and which should work in the Tories favour.

    That Dan Hodges link just posted shows that theres evidence for people not even knowing there's an election on, which brings into question some of the prompted polling methods.
    II am thinking more and more that the Labour Uncut article re postal voting is credible - presumably all the parties would have the same access and it would explain a lot of the actions / commentary we have seen over the past several days - the New Statesman suggesting several "nailed-on" gains may not be so; Labour suggesting they could form the next government even without the most seats; the Lib Dems suddenly releasing their supposedly private conversations with the Conservatives; and the Conservatives' increasing confidence.

    The one unknown unknown is the effect of shy red kippers - but I am getting more confident the impact will be heavier for Labour than people expect.
  • GIN1138GIN1138 Posts: 22,387
    JackW said:

    BREAKING WIND NEWS **** BREAKING WIND NEWS **** BREAKING WIND NEWS ****

    The breaking news is that WIND is reporting to the JNN the contents of the final ARSE with added APLOMB 2015 General Election and "JackW Dozen" Projections. (Changes From 2nd May Projection) :

    Con 304 (-2) .. Lab 249 (+2) .. LibDem 28 (NC) .. SNP 42 (NC) .. PC 3 .. NI 18 .. UKIP 3 .. Respect 1 .. Green 1 .. Ind 0 .. Speaker 1

    Conservatives 22 seats short of a majority

    Turnout Projection .. 67.5% (NC)
    ......................................................................................

    "JackW Dozen" - 13 seats that will shape the General Election result :

    Bury North - Con Hold
    Pudsey - Likely Con Hold
    Broxtowe - Likely Lab Gain
    Warwickshire North - Likely Con Hold
    Cambridge - LibDem Hold
    Ipswich - Con Hold
    Watford - TCTC
    Croydon Central - Con Hold
    Enfield North - Likely Lab Gain
    Cornwall North - Likely LibDem Hold from TCTC
    Great Yarmouth - Con Hold
    Vale of Glamorgan - Con Hold
    Ochil and South Perthshire - SNP Gain

    Changes From 2 May - Cornwall North moves from TCTC to Likely LibDem Hold

    TCTC - Too Close To Call - Less than 500 votes
    Likely Hold/Gain - 500 - 2500 votes
    Gain/Hold - Over 2500
    .......................................................................................

    ARSE is sponsored by Auchentennach Fine Pies (Est 1745)

    WIND - Whimsical Independent News Division
    JNN - Jacobite News Network
    ARSE - Anonymous Random Selection of Electors
    APLOMB - Auchentennach Pies Leading Outsales Mainland Britain

    For Con to have a seat total almost exactly the same as they go in 2010 with Lab down on 2010 will be seen as quite a shocking result, given the polls, etc...

  • malcolmgmalcolmg Posts: 43,509

    Charles said:

    malcolmg said:

    fitalass said:

    I wasn't around when it happened, but I believe it was because Easterross criticised OGH and John Curtice in a thread. I doubt my post on this subject will last the duration of this thread. But I feel pretty strongly about a decision like this on a site that allowed some pretty strong and prolonged abuse to some regular posters to go unchecked for years while being extremely thin skinned about any criticism of their own opinions. And especially after they have on more than one occasion tried to undermine particular posters like Easterross. At the end of the day, who has contributed more to the site on a regular basis, Easteross or MalcolmG?

    fitalass said:

    FPT. "franklyn Posts: 31
    May 4
    We haven't heard from Easteross for a while; would value his latest insights"

    Sadly, Easteross was banned from PB.com a wee while ago, some castigate him for a Scots Tory surge that didn't happen while totally ignoring fact that he got it right on Libdem seat drop at last GE. But you can still contact him via twitter @M Sutherland-Fisher to get his 2015 GE predictions.

    Banned for what? I don't remember Easteross as a particularly abrasive poster or one that got into huge spats with anybody.
    Away you useless Tory halfwit , you would not recognise a contribution if it slapped you on the face. Keep your personal hatred of me out of it you whinging halfwit, stick to talking mince about Tory surges.
    Moderators

    This is uncalled for and should be deleted.

    The best thing to do is what I have decided to do. Ignore anything Malcolm G posts . If he insults someone he will just look the fool he regularly presents himself as..
    Well said that village idiot
  • taffystaffys Posts: 9,753
    edited May 2015
    May I cyber-canvass you to support the Blue Lovelies in Esher on Thursday?

    Already voted for Dom by post. Councillor too.

    See him on the train to Waterloo sometimes, mixing it with the voters.

    That for me is worth a hundred leaflets.
  • ThomasNasheThomasNashe Posts: 5,331

    Pulpstar said:

    What are the CON & LAB campaign schedules for tommorow.

    Dave is visiting Bootle I think, as well as East Ham, Banff & Buchan
    Is he hoping to catch his team in between Bootle and Banff?
  • logical_songlogical_song Posts: 9,932
    JackW said:

    Tabman said:

    JackW said:

    BREAKING WIND NEWS **** BREAKING WIND NEWS **** BREAKING WIND NEWS ****

    The breaking news is that WIND is reporting to the JNN the contents of the final ARSE with added APLOMB 2015 General Election and "JackW Dozen" Projections. (Changes From 2nd May Projection) :

    Con 304 (-2) .. Lab 249 (+2) .. LibDem 28 (NC) .. SNP 42 (NC) .. PC 3 .. NI 18 .. UKIP 3 .. Respect 1 .. Green 1 .. Ind 0 .. Speaker 1

    Conservatives 22 seats short of a majority

    Turnout Projection .. 67.5% (NC)
    ......................................................................................

    "JackW Dozen" - 13 seats that will shape the General Election result :

    Bury North - Con Hold
    Pudsey - Likely Con Hold
    Broxtowe - Likely Lab Gain
    Warwickshire North - Likely Con Hold
    Cambridge - LibDem Hold
    Ipswich - Con Hold
    Watford - TCTC
    Croydon Central - Con Hold
    Enfield North - Likely Lab Gain
    Cornwall North - Likely LibDem Hold from TCTC
    Great Yarmouth - Con Hold
    Vale of Glamorgan - Con Hold
    Ochil and South Perthshire - SNP Gain

    Changes From 2 May - Cornwall North moves from TCTC to Likely LibDem Hold

    TCTC - Too Close To Call - Less than 500 votes
    Likely Hold/Gain - 500 - 2500 votes
    Gain/Hold - Over 2500
    .......................................................................................

    ARSE is sponsored by Auchentennach Fine Pies (Est 1745)

    WIND - Whimsical Independent News Division
    JNN - Jacobite News Network
    ARSE - Anonymous Random Selection of Electors
    APLOMB - Auchentennach Pies Leading Outsales Mainland Britain

    Interesting Jack ... Do you predict Coalition 2.0 or is Clegg gone?
    Clegg will retain Hallam without any undue drama albeit with a notably reduced majority.

    The ARSE numbers indicate "Coalition 2.0" and after a considerable amount of piss and wind I'd expect both parties to knuckle down and get on with the serious business of stable government for another five years.

    Seems too good to be true.
  • AlastairMeeksAlastairMeeks Posts: 30,340

    It looks like almost all of pb.coms venerable sages now have the Tories in a fairly tight 20 seat band from 284 to 304 seats.

    Big difference between the former and the latter, though, in terms of governance.

    JackWs prediction gives an overall majority of 14 - I'd expect that to last 2-3 years because I am convinced there will be up to a further half-a-dozen UKIP defections from the Tories in the next parliament.

    Given the closeness of the polls, and the rise of UKIP, the crash of the Lib Dems and the vertiginous ascent of the SNP over the last five years, there is a high chance that the consensus is quite wrong.
  • Casino_RoyaleCasino_Royale Posts: 60,712

    Pulpstar said:

    What are the CON & LAB campaign schedules for tommorow.

    Dave is visiting Bootle I think, as well as East Ham, Banff & Buchan
    Bootle and East Ham. Eh?!

    That's like Ed Miliband visiting Richmond and Hampshire North East.
  • PulpstarPulpstar Posts: 78,417

    Pulpstar said:

    What are the CON & LAB campaign schedules for tommorow.

    Dave is visiting Bootle I think, as well as East Ham, Banff & Buchan
    Next you'll be telling me he'll be visiting Yeovil too... OH WAIT !
  • JohnOJohnO Posts: 4,291
    edited May 2015
    taffys said:

    May I cyber-canvass you to support the Blue Lovelies in Esher on Thursday?

    Already voted for Dom by post. Councillor too.

    See him on the train to Waterloo sometimes, mixing it with the voters.

    That for me is worth a hundred leaflets.

    Indeed. He lives in Thames Ditton and boards the train at Esher. He's a good egg.

  • edmundintokyoedmundintokyo Posts: 17,708
    John_N said:

    John_N said:

    The answer to the question that this post asks is "No". To say "Yes" would be a) to fall into the gambler's fallacy, and b) to show an ignorance of margins of error.

    That's not the Gambler's Fallacy, the Gambler's Fallacy would be:

    Angus Reid made a massive horlicks of the polling last time - does that mean it's their turn to be right?
    Oops - I've just woken up. You're right. I stand corrected! But it would be drawing a conclusion from far too small a sample, given that they all quote margins of error and that one gets it closer than the others one time means little.
    YouGov's MoE is probably not actually that big, thanks to the technique they use close to elections to weight/sample to recent voting intention, which does a lot to reduce statistical noise. You see this in the lack of volatility of their recent polls, which as a few people here have observed is less than you'd expect from a pure random sample.
  • PulpstarPulpstar Posts: 78,417

    JackW said:

    Tabman said:

    JackW said:

    BREAKING WIND NEWS **** BREAKING WIND NEWS **** BREAKING WIND NEWS ****

    The breaking news is that WIND is reporting to the JNN the contents of the final ARSE with added APLOMB 2015 General Election and "JackW Dozen" Projections. (Changes From 2nd May Projection) :

    Con 304 (-2) .. Lab 249 (+2) .. LibDem 28 (NC) .. SNP 42 (NC) .. PC 3 .. NI 18 .. UKIP 3 .. Respect 1 .. Green 1 .. Ind 0 .. Speaker 1

    Conservatives 22 seats short of a majority

    Turnout Projection .. 67.5% (NC)
    ......................................................................................

    "JackW Dozen" - 13 seats that will shape the General Election result :

    Bury North - Con Hold
    Pudsey - Likely Con Hold
    Broxtowe - Likely Lab Gain
    Warwickshire North - Likely Con Hold
    Cambridge - LibDem Hold
    Ipswich - Con Hold
    Watford - TCTC
    Croydon Central - Con Hold
    Enfield North - Likely Lab Gain
    Cornwall North - Likely LibDem Hold from TCTC
    Great Yarmouth - Con Hold
    Vale of Glamorgan - Con Hold
    Ochil and South Perthshire - SNP Gain

    Changes From 2 May - Cornwall North moves from TCTC to Likely LibDem Hold

    TCTC - Too Close To Call - Less than 500 votes
    Likely Hold/Gain - 500 - 2500 votes
    Gain/Hold - Over 2500
    .......................................................................................

    ARSE is sponsored by Auchentennach Fine Pies (Est 1745)

    WIND - Whimsical Independent News Division
    JNN - Jacobite News Network
    ARSE - Anonymous Random Selection of Electors
    APLOMB - Auchentennach Pies Leading Outsales Mainland Britain

    Interesting Jack ... Do you predict Coalition 2.0 or is Clegg gone?
    Clegg will retain Hallam without any undue drama albeit with a notably reduced majority.

    The ARSE numbers indicate "Coalition 2.0" and after a considerable amount of piss and wind I'd expect both parties to knuckle down and get on with the serious business of stable government for another five years.

    Seems too good to be true.
    I think there are more betting opportunities with a piss weak Miliband Gov't personally, also could do with Sterling weakening a touch (Exporter here)
  • FloaterFloater Posts: 14,207
    fitalass said:

    FPT. "franklyn Posts: 31
    May 4
    We haven't heard from Easteross for a while; would value his latest insights"

    Sadly, Easteross was banned from PB.com a wee while ago, some castigate him for a Scots Tory surge that didn't happen while totally ignoring fact that he got it right on Libdem seat drop at last GE. But you can still contact him via twitter @M Sutherland-Fisher to get his 2015 GE predictions.

    Easteross always seemed an old school polite gent. What on earth did he do to get himeself banned?
  • taffystaffys Posts: 9,753
    edited May 2015
    ''Hope we also obtained your support for the Borough election - Esher Ward, a marginal, is a must hold for us.''

    Think my ward may be Weston Green but voted blue anyhoo.

    It does make a big difference when MPs live in the constituency and rub along with the ordinary folk.

    For that reason, I never really took to Dom's predecessor, Ian Taylor.
  • bigjohnowlsbigjohnowls Posts: 22,736
    Todays BJESUS (maybe final one depending on WIFI n Devon)

    5.5.15 LAB 287 (288) CON 272(272) LD 29(29) UKIP 3(2) Others 59(59) (Ed is crap is PM)
    Last weeks BJESUS in brackets
    BJESUS (Big John Election Service Uniform Swing) BJESUS (Big John Election Service Uniform Swing)
    Using current polling adjusted for 2 days left to go factor and using UKPR standard swingometer
  • JackWJackW Posts: 14,787

    JackW said:

    JackW said:

    My Jacobite equivalent of M, the head of MI5 - JISM (Jacobite Intelligence Services Mastermind) advises me the short break in PB reception this morning was caused by the vast number of my ARSE adherents trying to access PB before its final incarnation in its normal form at 9:00am this morning.

    Be patient my followers, the ARSE will be revealed in its full splendour very shortly.

    Presumptuous, I know, but .... what exactly is the ARSE ?
    and lastly I apply the ARSE filter.

    that last sentence sounds suspiciously like "lastly I just make it up"
    The ARSE filter adjustment, small though it is, has edged the last two US and UK general election projections to utter brilliance in complete contrast to the ARSE denier status of your miserable little post that clearly is tainted by a stunning bout of green eyed mosteritis.

    Go back to your constituency and prepare for ignominy. :smile:

  • PulpstarPulpstar Posts: 78,417
    antifrank said:

    It looks like almost all of pb.coms venerable sages now have the Tories in a fairly tight 20 seat band from 284 to 304 seats.

    Big difference between the former and the latter, though, in terms of governance.

    JackWs prediction gives an overall majority of 14 - I'd expect that to last 2-3 years because I am convinced there will be up to a further half-a-dozen UKIP defections from the Tories in the next parliament.

    Given the closeness of the polls, and the rise of UKIP, the crash of the Lib Dems and the vertiginous ascent of the SNP over the last five years, there is a high chance that the consensus is quite wrong.
    Going to make a prediction :) ?
  • TheScreamingEaglesTheScreamingEagles Posts: 119,978

    Pulpstar said:

    What are the CON & LAB campaign schedules for tommorow.

    Dave is visiting Bootle I think, as well as East Ham, Banff & Buchan
    Bootle and East Ham. Eh?!

    That's like Ed Miliband visiting Richmond and Hampshire North East.
    I was joking.
  • timmotimmo Posts: 1,469
    It was reporeted at the weekend that CCHQ have ordered candidates not in 40/40 seats to descend on those seats over the next 72 hours and abandon their respective constituencies. One PPC affected by this told me that CCHQ were deluded in thinking that all these other no hope seats had "Panzer divisions" that they could move across to these 40/40 seats when the reality is that these divisions of Tanks do not exist.
    This one candidate told CCHQ to go and take a running jump..didnt go down too well i gather..
  • SlackbladderSlackbladder Posts: 9,780

    taffys said:

    ''I cannot call it... from all the mood music, the tories seems to be feeling fairly comfortable, but they must be seeing something (along with the punters) that the polls aren't.''

    A couple of tory canvassers posted last night that on the ground, they reckon there is no swing to labour in South West London. Zilch, nothing, nada.

    The tory leadership must be calculating that all they need is for their vote in England to stay rock solid, and the labour vote to simply not turn up.

    One thing I do feel is that this election has been hugely low-key compared with 2010, which is odd, and which should work in the Tories favour.

    That Dan Hodges link just posted shows that theres evidence for people not even knowing there's an election on, which brings into question some of the prompted polling methods.
    II am thinking more and more that the Labour Uncut article re postal voting is credible - presumably all the parties would have the same access and it would explain a lot of the actions / commentary we have seen over the past several days - the New Statesman suggesting several "nailed-on" gains may not be so; Labour suggesting they could form the next government even without the most seats; the Lib Dems suddenly releasing their supposedly private conversations with the Conservatives; and the Conservatives' increasing confidence.

    The one unknown unknown is the effect of shy red kippers - but I am getting more confident the impact will be heavier for Labour than people expect.
    Indeed. Ihave money on labour most seats, but not even at the odds given now, if i had more money i would be topping them up, becuase the polls are clearly providing that to be value.

    But all the movement behind the scenes and the reporting/rumours seem to be different.
  • Ishmael_XIshmael_X Posts: 3,664

    JackW said:

    JackW said:

    My Jacobite equivalent of M, the head of MI5 - JISM (Jacobite Intelligence Services Mastermind) advises me the short break in PB reception this morning was caused by the vast number of my ARSE adherents trying to access PB before its final incarnation in its normal form at 9:00am this morning.

    Be patient my followers, the ARSE will be revealed in its full splendour very shortly.

    Presumptuous, I know, but .... what exactly is the ARSE ?
    and lastly I apply the ARSE filter.

    that last sentence sounds suspiciously like "lastly I just make it up"
    By their fruits ye shall know them, and unless you have changed identities you were not around to savour the spot-on accuracy of Jack's delectable ARSEfruit in 2010. Research his track record, and post your own counter-predictions if you dare (you daren't), but don't make accusations like that.
  • JohnOJohnO Posts: 4,291
    taffys said:

    ''Hope we also obtained your support for the Borough election - Esher Ward, a marginal, is a must hold for us.''

    Think my ward may be Weston Green but voted blue anyhoo.

    Thanks....but I fear you'll be on the losing side as WG is an RA stronghold!
  • PulpstarPulpstar Posts: 78,417
    edited May 2015

    Pulpstar said:

    What are the CON & LAB campaign schedules for tommorow.

    Dave is visiting Bootle I think, as well as East Ham, Banff & Buchan
    Bootle and East Ham. Eh?!

    That's like Ed Miliband visiting Richmond and Hampshire North East.
    I was joking.
    You can get 1-8 on the Conservatives in ... Christchurch. The probability of them losing that must be utterly minute.

    I've bought a free £12.50 anyway there.
  • GhedebravGhedebrav Posts: 3,860
    Plato said:

    I'd agree with most of those - I met Mr Corbyn as an invited special guest when I worked at DWP in Whitehall. He wears a great deal of corduroy and comes across as the most dreary worthy and rather Puritanical sort - with a twist of Greenham Common.

    IIRC he has one of the lowest expenses claims. His views aren't mine. He's the sort I'd dread sitting next to at a wedding reception.

    Cyclefree said:

    People I hope will lose include:-

    - Galloway.
    - Tristram Hunt - patronising.
    - Ummuna - far too self-regarding and if he's the next best hope for Labour, God help them. Stella Creasey or Liz Kendall are the people to whom they should be looking.
    - Caroline Lucas - the level of self-righteousness that comes out of her mouth ought to be enough to power the entire country, if only it could be harnessed.
    - all of the more idiotic Tory backwoodsmen (Bone / Dorries etc).
    - Jeremy Corbyn and Andy Slaughter: hopelessly unprogressive.
    - Tom Watson: more preening self-righteousness. Having to pay for his own food will do his figure good.
    - Harman: gives feminism a bad name.

    People who I hope will win: my local Lib Dem candidate - Maajid Nawaz and most Lib Dem MPs. They have - whatever other faults they may have - largely behaved like grown-ups.

    Of course, none of this will happen, sadly, except - maybe - Galloway.

    As a corduroy devotee I resent this implied slur on the king of fabrics.
  • TheScreamingEaglesTheScreamingEagles Posts: 119,978
    Blimey

    Trust Labour? I'd rather trust Jimmy Savile to babysit, writes RICHARD LITTLEJOHN

    http://dailym.ai/1zJMhTf
  • PlatoPlato Posts: 15,724
    I noticed Mr Cameron was in Bath and Wells yesterday - as well as Bexhill. Anyone know where else he was?

    We really need a Tory @AndreaParma_82 here!
  • bigjohnowlsbigjohnowls Posts: 22,736

    Pulpstar said:

    What are the CON & LAB campaign schedules for tommorow.

    Dave is visiting Bootle I think, as well as East Ham, Banff & Buchan
    Isn't East Ham his favorite football team??
  • CharlesCharles Posts: 35,758

    Charles said:

    malcolmg said:

    Charles said:

    malcolmg said:

    fitalass said:

    I wasn't around when it happened, but I believe it was because Easterross criticised OGH and John Curtice in a thread. I doubt my post on this subject will last the duration of this thread. But I feel pretty strongly about a decision like this on a site that allowed some pretty strong and prolonged abuse to some regular posters to go unchecked for years while being extremely thin skinned about any criticism of their own opinions. And especially after they have on more than one occasion tried to undermine particular posters like Easterross. At the end of the day, who has contributed more to the site on a regular basis, Easteross or MalcolmG?

    fitalass said:

    FPT. "franklyn Posts: 31
    May 4
    We haven't heard from Easteross for a while; would value his latest insights"

    Sadly, Easteross was banned from PB.com a wee while ago, some castigate him for a Scots Tory surge that didn't happen while totally ignoring fact that he got it right on Libdem seat drop at last GE. But you can still contact him via twitter @M Sutherland-Fisher to get his 2015 GE predictions.

    Banned for what? I don't remember Easteross as a particularly abrasive poster or one that got into huge spats with anybody.
    Away you useless Tory halfwit , you would not recognise a contribution if it slapped you on the face. Keep your personal hatred of me out of it you whinging halfwit, stick to talking mince about Tory surges.
    Moderators

    This is uncalled for and should be deleted.

    Away you big jessie, go abuse your servants
    Politeness costs nothing.
    Somebody should remind our PM of that the next time he calls someone a fruitcake, it might save him some votes.
    Given that he's apologised for an insult that was 9 years ago (and - at the time - was arguably true) some might think it polite to forgive and forget
  • TGOHFTGOHF Posts: 21,633
    JackW said:

    JackW said:

    JackW said:

    My Jacobite equivalent of M, the head of MI5 - JISM (Jacobite Intelligence Services Mastermind) advises me the short break in PB reception this morning was caused by the vast number of my ARSE adherents trying to access PB before its final incarnation in its normal form at 9:00am this morning.

    Be patient my followers, the ARSE will be revealed in its full splendour very shortly.

    Presumptuous, I know, but .... what exactly is the ARSE ?
    and lastly I apply the ARSE filter.

    that last sentence sounds suspiciously like "lastly I just make it up"
    The ARSE filter adjustment, small though it is,

    Is that a smell test ?
  • CharlesCharles Posts: 35,758

    Charles said:

    malcolmg said:

    fitalass said:

    I wasn't around when it happened, but I believe it was because Easterross criticised OGH and John Curtice in a thread. I doubt my post on this subject will last the duration of this thread. But I feel pretty strongly about a decision like this on a site that allowed some pretty strong and prolonged abuse to some regular posters to go unchecked for years while being extremely thin skinned about any criticism of their own opinions. And especially after they have on more than one occasion tried to undermine particular posters like Easterross. At the end of the day, who has contributed more to the site on a regular basis, Easteross or MalcolmG?

    fitalass said:

    FPT. "franklyn Posts: 31
    May 4
    We haven't heard from Easteross for a while; would value his latest insights"

    Sadly, Easteross was banned from PB.com a wee while ago, some castigate him for a Scots Tory surge that didn't happen while totally ignoring fact that he got it right on Libdem seat drop at last GE. But you can still contact him via twitter @M Sutherland-Fisher to get his 2015 GE predictions.

    Banned for what? I don't remember Easteross as a particularly abrasive poster or one that got into huge spats with anybody.
    Away you useless Tory halfwit , you would not recognise a contribution if it slapped you on the face. Keep your personal hatred of me out of it you whinging halfwit, stick to talking mince about Tory surges.
    Moderators

    This is uncalled for and should be deleted.

    The best thing to do is what I have decided to do. Ignore anything Malcolm G posts . If he insults someone he will just look the fool he regularly presents himself as..
    Someone has to gently point out to the world the arse that he is.
  • woody662woody662 Posts: 255

    AndrewP said:

    If this poll is accurately representing the CON-LAB vote shares and can be translated directly to English marginals why is Ed Miliband visiting North Warwickshire at this stage? That should surely already be in the bag if they thought they were going to get the 3.5% swing implied by this poll.

    Firstly because nobody knows whether this poll is right, including Ed Miliband.

    Secondly because even if this poll is right, there are still two days to go.

    Thirdly because the seats don't all swing uniformly - some will go Lab by quite a lot more than the average, and some by less, even to the point of swinging in the opposite direction.
    The Con majority is 56 and and the incumbent has stepped down. We were target 70 something last time round and didn't get a leader visit as we were seen as in the bag. Very odd for the leader to be going to target number 1 in the last few days and indicates a state of panic at Labour HQ which beat the UNS last time such was its knowledge of the ground war.

  • ThomasNasheThomasNashe Posts: 5,331

    Todays BJESUS (maybe final one depending on WIFI n Devon)

    5.5.15 LAB 287 (288) CON 272(272) LD 29(29) UKIP 3(2) Others 59(59) (Ed is crap is PM)
    Last weeks BJESUS in brackets
    BJESUS (Big John Election Service Uniform Swing) BJESUS (Big John Election Service Uniform Swing)
    Using current polling adjusted for 2 days left to go factor and using UKPR standard swingometer

    BJO. I haven't a clue what the result is going to be, but if you're wrong you probably know you're likely to get dog's abuse from some posters. If that happens, I would urge you to continue posting. I value your insights and it is really important to have some dissenting voices in the face of the tory majority on this site.
  • JohnOJohnO Posts: 4,291

    Pulpstar said:

    What are the CON & LAB campaign schedules for tommorow.

    Dave is visiting Bootle I think, as well as East Ham, Banff & Buchan
    Bootle and East Ham. Eh?!

    That's like Ed Miliband visiting Richmond and Hampshire North East.
    I was joking.
    Of course you were as Bootle is a nailed-on gain so Dave would be wasting his time. By the way, where is Ave It?
  • Casino_RoyaleCasino_Royale Posts: 60,712
    Whoever posted it, that D'Ancona article on Cameron is very good.

    I'm not D'Ancona's biggest fan, but he does know Cameron and his mind and he writes well with a lot of insight.
  • ThomasNasheThomasNashe Posts: 5,331

    Pulpstar said:

    What are the CON & LAB campaign schedules for tommorow.

    Dave is visiting Bootle I think, as well as East Ham, Banff & Buchan
    Isn't East Ham his favorite football team??
    No, he supports Aston United.
  • SouthamObserverSouthamObserver Posts: 39,672

    Charles said:

    The Independent backs continuation of LibDem/Tory coalition.
    http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/election-2015-32585930

    According to the BBC they didn't back any party, but hoped that the coalition, if it continued, would be more liberal and less conservative.

    Selective interpretation, anyone?
    No, the Tory-run BBC has directly quoted the last line of the Independent's editorial.
    http://www.independent.co.uk/voices/editorials/in-defence-of-liberal-democracy-10224221.html
    Read the whole thing: as one-line summaries go, it is fair enough. If anything, the Indy is more pro-LibDem than indicated.

    Yep, the Indy was actually rather critical of the Tories. It was a LibDem endorsement and a recognition that the best chance for them to get back into power is via a deal with the Tories. I thought it was a pretty decent piece. Given its stance, the Indy's news reporting has been exceptional - it is the only paper whose own views have not affected the way it has covered events on its news pages.

  • PlatoPlato Posts: 15,724
    I like the *zipping* sound it makes when you walk in trousers. Wearing a Jimmi Hendrix style cap hat and jacket and strides made him look like Victoria Wood... in forest green.
    Ghedebrav said:

    Plato said:

    I'd agree with most of those - I met Mr Corbyn as an invited special guest when I worked at DWP in Whitehall. He wears a great deal of corduroy and comes across as the most dreary worthy and rather Puritanical sort - with a twist of Greenham Common.

    IIRC he has one of the lowest expenses claims. His views aren't mine. He's the sort I'd dread sitting next to at a wedding reception.

    Cyclefree said:

    People I hope will lose include:-

    - Galloway.
    - Tristram Hunt - patronising.
    - Ummuna - far too self-regarding and if he's the next best hope for Labour, God help them. Stella Creasey or Liz Kendall are the people to whom they should be looking.
    - Caroline Lucas - the level of self-righteousness that comes out of her mouth ought to be enough to power the entire country, if only it could be harnessed.
    - all of the more idiotic Tory backwoodsmen (Bone / Dorries etc).
    - Jeremy Corbyn and Andy Slaughter: hopelessly unprogressive.
    - Tom Watson: more preening self-righteousness. Having to pay for his own food will do his figure good.
    - Harman: gives feminism a bad name.

    People who I hope will win: my local Lib Dem candidate - Maajid Nawaz and most Lib Dem MPs. They have - whatever other faults they may have - largely behaved like grown-ups.

    Of course, none of this will happen, sadly, except - maybe - Galloway.

    As a corduroy devotee I resent this implied slur on the king of fabrics.
  • DavidLDavidL Posts: 54,032

    Pulpstar said:

    What are the CON & LAB campaign schedules for tommorow.

    Dave is visiting Bootle I think, as well as East Ham, Banff & Buchan
    Dave is finishing with a rally in Carlisle of all places (at least it is not Sheffield) to which pretty much everyone on their mailing list has been invited. Unless he wants to hammer home the SNP threat message I cannot for the life of me work out what he would be doing in Banff and Buchan.
  • AlastairMeeksAlastairMeeks Posts: 30,340
    Pulpstar said:

    antifrank said:

    It looks like almost all of pb.coms venerable sages now have the Tories in a fairly tight 20 seat band from 284 to 304 seats.

    Big difference between the former and the latter, though, in terms of governance.

    JackWs prediction gives an overall majority of 14 - I'd expect that to last 2-3 years because I am convinced there will be up to a further half-a-dozen UKIP defections from the Tories in the next parliament.

    Given the closeness of the polls, and the rise of UKIP, the crash of the Lib Dems and the vertiginous ascent of the SNP over the last five years, there is a high chance that the consensus is quite wrong.
    Going to make a prediction :) ?
    It's very tempting to say "no". :)

    Given the relatively low vote shares that many seats will be won with, this election may well still be capable of being won and lost quite convincingly by either of the main parties.

    But what the heck. If you force me to, I'm going to go with the following, reflecting what seems to be the superior Labour ground game in England and Wales:

    Labour: 280
    Conservative: 266
    SNP: 54
    Lib Dem: 21
    UKIP 4
    Plaid Cymru: 4
    Greens: 1
    Respect: 1
    Speaker: 1
    Norn Iron: 18

    Labour minority government with passive support (probably not amounting to confidence and supply) from the Lib Dems.

    But my betting is based over a much wider range of outcomes than this.
  • KentRisingKentRising Posts: 2,917
    edited May 2015
    Was in Surrey Quays this morning. Only two placards - a giant UKIP banner hanging from a fifth-floor flat, and a smaller Labour poster nearby. Simon Hughes was handing leaflets out at Canada Water tube. I kindly informed him I don't live in the constituency but, in mine, will be voting Lib Dem in the locals. He seemed happy with that.
  • CyclefreeCyclefree Posts: 25,328

    Probably coincidence but the releasing of the FoI request re Rotherham probably not that helpful for Labour

    There was an interesting interview this morning with the new Police Commissioner for the area who said - and I think there is probably a high degree of truth in this - that no-one took child prostitution seriously. They thought of the girls as participants rather than as victims. The fact that they were legally children and therefore quite unable to consent - a fact which you would have thought that policemen would know - was simply ignored, no doubt because it suited all and sundry for a variety of reasons which have been well-rehearsed, not to get involved. But fundamentally no-one cared at all or enough about these children, other than perhaps their poor families.

    I do, however, feel uneasy about using this in a party political sense. Child abuse is not the preserve of any one political party. It is more a lesson about having one party in power for so long or so confident of victory that it develops contempt for its voters (see SLAB) and sometimes contempt for the law (see Tower Hamlets).
    taffys said:

    Either elaborate bluff, or Tories now convinced they've got this.

    Isn;t this what the Ashcroft polling has been about all along? shocking the tory leadership out of its complacency?

    Yes - given the way the polls have been the Tories may well be suffering Romney-style complacency and Labour seem far too downbeat given that as our own BJO regularly tells us it is likely that EICIPM.

    Or we may all be wrong, of course!

  • CharlesCharles Posts: 35,758

    Charles said:

    The Independent backs continuation of LibDem/Tory coalition.
    http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/election-2015-32585930

    According to the BBC they didn't back any party, but hoped that the coalition, if it continued, would be more liberal and less conservative.

    Selective interpretation, anyone?
    No, the Tory-run BBC has directly quoted the last line of the Independent's editorial.
    http://www.independent.co.uk/voices/editorials/in-defence-of-liberal-democracy-10224221.html
    Read the whole thing: as one-line summaries go, it is fair enough. If anything, the Indy is more pro-LibDem than indicated.
    Mine was a paraphrase, not a literal transcription - the key phrases were separated by John Humphries chuntering on.

    It came across to a half awake listener as the Independent being opposed to the Tories - which I'm not sure they are having read the editorial last night (I reckon they are basically ABL, but preference for LibDems in LD/C marginals)
  • Casino_RoyaleCasino_Royale Posts: 60,712

    Pulpstar said:

    What are the CON & LAB campaign schedules for tommorow.

    Dave is visiting Bootle I think, as well as East Ham, Banff & Buchan
    Bootle and East Ham. Eh?!

    That's like Ed Miliband visiting Richmond and Hampshire North East.
    I was joking.
    Ha. My bad. You actually had me going there for a minute!

    Not sure if that says more about me, or about CCHQ :-)
  • OblitusSumMeOblitusSumMe Posts: 9,143
    Ishmael_X said:

    JackW said:

    JackW said:

    My Jacobite equivalent of M, the head of MI5 - JISM (Jacobite Intelligence Services Mastermind) advises me the short break in PB reception this morning was caused by the vast number of my ARSE adherents trying to access PB before its final incarnation in its normal form at 9:00am this morning.

    Be patient my followers, the ARSE will be revealed in its full splendour very shortly.

    Presumptuous, I know, but .... what exactly is the ARSE ?
    and lastly I apply the ARSE filter.

    that last sentence sounds suspiciously like "lastly I just make it up"
    By their fruits ye shall know them, and unless you have changed identities you were not around to savour the spot-on accuracy of Jack's delectable ARSEfruit in 2010. Research his track record, and post your own counter-predictions if you dare (you daren't), but don't make accusations like that.
    Does anyone have a record of the final ARSE projection for GE2010?

    The comments from that time no longer exist, unless saved in an internet archive somewhere. My recollection was that the ARSE forecast a very large number of Liberal Democrat gains, but my memory is not the most reliable and I would like to see the actual figures.
  • PulpstarPulpstar Posts: 78,417

    Blimey

    Trust Labour? I'd rather trust Jimmy Savile to babysit, writes RICHARD LITTLEJOHN

    http://dailym.ai/1zJMhTf

    Seeing as Savile is dead this theory can't be tested. Perhaps Ian Watkins could be a suitable high profile replacement to babysit a grandkid of his ?
  • Casino_RoyaleCasino_Royale Posts: 60,712
    antifrank said:

    It looks like almost all of pb.coms venerable sages now have the Tories in a fairly tight 20 seat band from 284 to 304 seats.

    Big difference between the former and the latter, though, in terms of governance.

    JackWs prediction gives an overall majority of 14 - I'd expect that to last 2-3 years because I am convinced there will be up to a further half-a-dozen UKIP defections from the Tories in the next parliament.

    Given the closeness of the polls, and the rise of UKIP, the crash of the Lib Dems and the vertiginous ascent of the SNP over the last five years, there is a high chance that the consensus is quite wrong.
    What's your view on the result, antifrank? If your feet were held to the fire..
  • CharlesCharles Posts: 35,758

    @Charles - thank you, that's very kind. Yes, I'd certainly be interested in hearing more about it.

    Please do VM me if you wish.

    Off to galivant around Europe for a few days, but will put you in touch with Matthew Elliott when I get back. Can you PM an email address I can use for you?
  • OllyTOllyT Posts: 5,006
    DavidL said:

    Although, as pointed out down thread, these results were not particularly accurate when compared to the GB figures Mike is right that Yougov underestimated both of the main parties fairly equally and therefore got the gap between them very close. This should indeed cause those who have convinced themselves that the phone poll are not only more in line with their own desires but clearly preferable to pause.

    And then, in my opinion, move on again. My biggest concern about Yougov this time around is that in many ways they are victims of their own success. Last time they had a large and new enough panel to be broadly representative which had not been exhausted by daily polling month after month after month.

    We have had posters on here who have said that they have completed 3 or even 6 polls recently. One admires the perseverance of such posters whose political geekism marks them out as being in no way typical of the average Brit. We have also seen disproportionate numbers watching the debates and generally having an awareness that an election is on. I fear that their panel has become dominated by political partisans who will not change their position no matter what resulting in almost no movement.

    The results are only 2 days away but I am fairly sure that they will show that this persistent tie (within MoE) that Yougov have given us for weeks now is not accurate. I expect the Tories to get the most votes. Whether this will be by enough to give them the most seats is harder to call. The answer would clearly have been no but for Scotland but now I expect it to be really close which makes the 80% probability on Betfair and the 25 seat lead on SPIN look out of line to me.

    Could it be argued that using a fixed panel might be better at detecting movement /switches than phone polls that use an entirely different set of respondents each time? I don't know but we don't have long to wait to find out.

    I am interested to see whether the final batch of phone polls show as big a difference to the onlines as last week, starting today, I believe, with Lord A who had a Tory lead of 6% and Labour on 29% from memory, last week.
  • PulpstarPulpstar Posts: 78,417
    JohnO said:

    Pulpstar said:

    What are the CON & LAB campaign schedules for tommorow.

    Dave is visiting Bootle I think, as well as East Ham, Banff & Buchan
    Bootle and East Ham. Eh?!

    That's like Ed Miliband visiting Richmond and Hampshire North East.
    I was joking.
    Of course you were as Bootle is a nailed-on gain so Dave would be wasting his time. By the way, where is Ave It?
    Wasn't a huge bet placed on CON Hold Watford recently ?

    I reckon Ave it will come up trumps on that one.
  • asjohnstoneasjohnstone Posts: 1,276
    Ishmael_X said:

    JackW said:

    JackW said:

    My Jacobite equivalent of M, the head of MI5 - JISM (Jacobite Intelligence Services Mastermind) advises me the short break in PB reception this morning was caused by the vast number of my ARSE adherents trying to access PB before its final incarnation in its normal form at 9:00am this morning.

    Be patient my followers, the ARSE will be revealed in its full splendour very shortly.

    Presumptuous, I know, but .... what exactly is the ARSE ?
    and lastly I apply the ARSE filter.

    that last sentence sounds suspiciously like "lastly I just make it up"
    By their fruits ye shall know them, and unless you have changed identities you were not around to savour the spot-on accuracy of Jack's delectable ARSEfruit in 2010. Research his track record, and post your own counter-predictions if you dare (you daren't), but don't make accusations like that.
    I was around then, although not posting.

    Getting something right previously doesn't automatically make you right next time, my wife picked the winner in the Grand National but she knows bugger all about horses. He's just admitted he makes it up (everyone knew this anyway). That's fine, gut feel and read of mood are important tools, but it's not scientific at all.

    If you want a prediction, here's mine

    Cons 281
    Lib Dems 25
    Labour 271
    SNP 51
    NI 18
    Green 1
    UKIP 1
    Respect 1
    Speaker 1

    It's based on polling / economic indicators / tarot cards
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