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Morris_Dancer said:

Mr. 1000, sometimes political parties can be very self-destructive.

*cough*Corbyn*cough*

*ahem* Farage* ahem*

Alistair said:

MarqueeMark said:

Sean_F said:

Jack W,

I reckon his chances of the nomination must now be pretty limp.

Surprised that this infidelity grenade has not been thrown with more gusto.

So far, more of a lazy lob.

This feels like a 1-2 punch but without the 2.

Its still a question of who will come first in Wisconsin.

Luckyguy1983 said:

Fucking phone

Shocking......Is there no end to Cruz's debauchery?

Morris_Dancer said:

Mr. 1000, sometimes political parties can be very self-destructive.

*cough*Corbyn*cough*

Yeah, but Corbyn was what a lot of Labour supporters actually secretly wanted. They'd chosen Blair, Brown and Milliband because they felt they had to choose someone 'middle of the road', and they wanted to cut lose, and not compromise with the electorate :-)

Moses_ said:

Luckyguy1983 said:

Fucking phone

Shocking......Is there no end to Cruz's debauchery?

Hahah

Ben Kamisar in "The Hill" looks at Trump's problem with women voters .. which clearly isn't the same as Ted "Five-A-Day" Cruz lady difficulties :

http://thehill.com/homenews/campaign/274260-trump-faces-daunting-gender-gap

LewisDuckworth said:

Bit of a sickener for those with money on Cruz.

I feeling pretty smart about going all in on Trump a couple of weeks ago.

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AndyJS said:

"How about we ‘defend European values’ by not arresting people who say stupid things?
— Brendan O'Neill"

http://blogs.spectator.co.uk/2016/03/how-about-we-defend-european-values-by-not-arresting-people-who-say-stupid-things/

I'm sorry this is a Ted Cruz sex life thread now.

Alistair said:

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AndyJS said:

"How about we ‘defend European values’ by not arresting people who say stupid things?
— Brendan O'Neill"

http://blogs.spectator.co.uk/2016/03/how-about-we-defend-european-values-by-not-arresting-people-who-say-stupid-things/

I'm sorry this is a Ted Cruz sex life thread now.

Though on topic it does demonstrate that on social media the news breaks, as indeed Brussels too. It will be old hat by the time the dead tree press catches up.

Please please let this story be running until Sunday.

I'll have so much fun with it on Sunday.

So much potential for innuendo.

Wanderer said:

JackW said:

Ben Kamisar in "The Hill" looks at Trump's problem with women voters .. which clearly isn't the same as Ted "Five-A-Day" Cruz lady difficulties :

http://thehill.com/homenews/campaign/274260-trump-faces-daunting-gender-gap

He does seem to need to do incredibly well with white men.

Just a little ..

JackW said:

LewisDuckworth said:

Bit of a sickener for those with money on Cruz.

Ask Cruz about the best withdrawal method ..

Betfair is still unmoved (almost literally).

JackW said:

Wanderer said:

JackW said:

Ben Kamisar in "The Hill" looks at Trump's problem with women voters .. which clearly isn't the same as Ted "Five-A-Day" Cruz lady difficulties :

http://thehill.com/homenews/campaign/274260-trump-faces-daunting-gender-gap

He does seem to need to do incredibly well with white men.

Just a little ..

I nearly said "impossibly well" but I'm not sure that's quite right.

rcs1000 said:

Alistair said:

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AndyJS said:

"How about we ‘defend European values’ by not arresting people who say stupid things?
— Brendan O'Neill"

http://blogs.spectator.co.uk/2016/03/how-about-we-defend-european-values-by-not-arresting-people-who-say-stupid-things/

I'm sorry this is a Ted Cruz sex life thread now.

Yeah, and we want graphic details.

Will ASCII do?

\o
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/o

JosiasJessop said:

rcs1000 said:

Alistair said:

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AndyJS said:

"How about we ‘defend European values’ by not arresting people who say stupid things?
— Brendan O'Neill"

http://blogs.spectator.co.uk/2016/03/how-about-we-defend-european-values-by-not-arresting-people-who-say-stupid-things/

I'm sorry this is a Ted Cruz sex life thread now.

Yeah, and we want graphic details.

Will ASCII do?

\o
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/o

Thanks for that

Popular Muslim shopkeeper, 40, was stabbed to death outside his business in a religiously motivated attack by another Muslim just hours after he posted a message wishing his 'beloved Christian nation' a happy Easter

A police investigation has been launched into the full details surrounding Mr Shah's death, with officers pursuing a line of enquiry that the attack was racially aggravated.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3509367/Muslim-shopkeeper-stabbed-death-hours-posted-happy-Easter-message.html

https://twitter.com/TSEofPB/status/713434072924700672

TheScreamingEagles said:

Hertsmere_Pubgoer said:

TheScreamingEagles said:

Please please let this story be running until Sunday.

I'll have so much fun with it on Sunday.

So much potential for innuendo.

We can vote on which was the best mistress using dare I say it, AV?

Maybe.

Headline will be 'Will Cruz pull out?'

Like his mistresses we should have seen this coming (ahem). I mean how many times have we seen a family values Christian unable to keep his Cruz missile inside the silo?

He may be preparing for a second coming.

TheScreamingEagles said:

https://twitter.com/TSEofPB/status/713434072924700672

People asked Ted why he was such a hit with the ladies, but he said nothing. Just smiled and licked his eyebrows.

Off-topic (and moving away from Cruzing for a fall):

Leaving aside the fact Virgin Galactic are involved (their projects have been an utter disaster so far), who amongst our many business-traveller readers would use this regularly, if at all?

http://arstechnica.co.uk/science/2016/03/london-to-new-york-city-supersonic-flight-virgin/

https://twitter.com/DouglasKMurray/status/713358145997946880

Hertsmere_Pubgoer said:

TheScreamingEagles said:

Hertsmere_Pubgoer said:

TheScreamingEagles said:

Please please let this story be running until Sunday.

I'll have so much fun with it on Sunday.

So much potential for innuendo.

We can vote on which was the best mistress using dare I say it, AV?

Maybe.

Headline will be 'Will Cruz pull out?'

Like his mistresses we should have seen this coming (ahem). I mean how many times have we seen a family values Christian unable to keep his Cruz missile inside the silo?

The more religious, the greater the deviancy it would seem.

But I'm not very religious

AndyJS said:

https://twitter.com/DouglasKMurray/status/713358145997946880

I'd be surprised if Police Scotland knew where the mosque was.

Hertsmere_Pubgoer said:

TheScreamingEagles said:

Hertsmere_Pubgoer said:

TheScreamingEagles said:

Please please let this story be running until Sunday.

I'll have so much fun with it on Sunday.

So much potential for innuendo.

We can vote on which was the best mistress using dare I say it, AV?

Maybe.

Headline will be 'Will Cruz pull out?'

Like his mistresses we should have seen this coming (ahem). I mean how many times have we seen a family values Christian unable to keep his Cruz missile inside the silo?

The more religious, the greater the deviancy it would seem.

Christopher Hitchens was a staunch atheist and had a very exotic love life

TheScreamingEagles said:

Hertsmere_Pubgoer said:

TheScreamingEagles said:

Hertsmere_Pubgoer said:

TheScreamingEagles said:

Please please let this story be running until Sunday.

I'll have so much fun with it on Sunday.

So much potential for innuendo.

We can vote on which was the best mistress using dare I say it, AV?

Maybe.

Headline will be 'Will Cruz pull out?'

Like his mistresses we should have seen this coming (ahem). I mean how many times have we seen a family values Christian unable to keep his Cruz missile inside the silo?

The more religious, the greater the deviancy it would seem.

But I'm not very religious

There are exceptions in every case.
With you it must be something to do with the shoes.

Hertsmere_Pubgoer said:

TheScreamingEagles said:

Hertsmere_Pubgoer said:

TheScreamingEagles said:

Hertsmere_Pubgoer said:

TheScreamingEagles said:

Please please let this story be running until Sunday.

I'll have so much fun with it on Sunday.

So much potential for innuendo.

We can vote on which was the best mistress using dare I say it, AV?

Maybe.

Headline will be 'Will Cruz pull out?'

Like his mistresses we should have seen this coming (ahem). I mean how many times have we seen a family values Christian unable to keep his Cruz missile inside the silo?

The more religious, the greater the deviancy it would seem.

But I'm not very religious

There are exceptions in every case.
With you it must be something to do with the shoes.

What worries me the most is a lot of these Jihadists weren't really devout then became devout because of incident(s) in their lives.

Fortunately for you lot I'll only declare Jihad on those who don't realise that AV is the greatest voting system known to man.

I'm not so sure being known as a shagging machine will harm Cruz's chances,such as they are,with the GOP selectorate.In fact,it seems from the penis dimension, Trump destroyed "little" Marco even if he does have small hands and so having one of large dimension and putting it about a lot could be Cruz' last chance to trump Trump.
What GOP needs now is a Fox News penis size competition between Ted and The Donald.The biggest cock wins.

FrancisUrquhart said:

TheScreamingEagles said:

Hertsmere_Pubgoer said:

TheScreamingEagles said:

Hertsmere_Pubgoer said:

TheScreamingEagles said:

Hertsmere_Pubgoer said:

TheScreamingEagles said:

Please please let this story be running until Sunday.

I'll have so much fun with it on Sunday.

So much potential for innuendo.

We can vote on which was the best mistress using dare I say it, AV?

Maybe.

Headline will be 'Will Cruz pull out?'

Like his mistresses we should have seen this coming (ahem). I mean how many times have we seen a family values Christian unable to keep his Cruz missile inside the silo?

The more religious, the greater the deviancy it would seem.

But I'm not very religious

There are exceptions in every case.
With you it must be something to do with the shoes.

What worries me the most is a lot of these Jihadists weren't really devout then became devout because of incident(s) in their lives.

Fortunately for you lot I'll only declare Jihad on those who don't realise that AV is the greatest voting system known to man.

What happens if the government pass a bill to ban the wearing of brightly coloured shoes in public?

I'll wear Union Jack shoes and see where that leads.

RobD said:

AndyJS said:

https://twitter.com/DouglasKMurray/status/713358145997946880

I'd be surprised if Police Scotland knew where the mosque was.

Since it's between the Crown Office & Procurator Fiscal Service building and the Glasgow Sherrif's court, I doubt that.

Theuniondivvie said:

RobD said:

AndyJS said:

https://twitter.com/DouglasKMurray/status/713358145997946880

I'd be surprised if Police Scotland knew where the mosque was.

Since it's between the Crown Office & Procurator Fiscal Service building and the Glasgow Sherrif's court, I doubt that.

Very conveniently located!

TheScreamingEagles said:

FrancisUrquhart said:

TheScreamingEagles said:

Hertsmere_Pubgoer said:

TheScreamingEagles said:

Hertsmere_Pubgoer said:

TheScreamingEagles said:

Hertsmere_Pubgoer said:

TheScreamingEagles said:

Please please let this story be running until Sunday.

I'll have so much fun with it on Sunday.

So much potential for innuendo.

We can vote on which was the best mistress using dare I say it, AV?

Maybe.

Headline will be 'Will Cruz pull out?'

Like his mistresses we should have seen this coming (ahem). I mean how many times have we seen a family values Christian unable to keep his Cruz missile inside the silo?

The more religious, the greater the deviancy it would seem.

But I'm not very religious

There are exceptions in every case.
With you it must be something to do with the shoes.

What worries me the most is a lot of these Jihadists weren't really devout then became devout because of incident(s) in their lives.

Fortunately for you lot I'll only declare Jihad on those who don't realise that AV is the greatest voting system known to man.

What happens if the government pass a bill to ban the wearing of brightly coloured shoes in public?

I'll wear Union Jack shoes and see where that leads.

Scottish Labour possibly?

http://tinyurl.com/ot7n2dc

FrancisUrquhart said:

TheScreamingEagles said:

Hertsmere_Pubgoer said:

TheScreamingEagles said:

Hertsmere_Pubgoer said:

TheScreamingEagles said:

Hertsmere_Pubgoer said:

TheScreamingEagles said:

Please please let this story be running until Sunday.

I'll have so much fun with it on Sunday.

So much potential for innuendo.

We can vote on which was the best mistress using dare I say it, AV?

Maybe.

Headline will be 'Will Cruz pull out?'

Like his mistresses we should have seen this coming (ahem). I mean how many times have we seen a family values Christian unable to keep his Cruz missile inside the silo?

The more religious, the greater the deviancy it would seem.

But I'm not very religious

There are exceptions in every case.
With you it must be something to do with the shoes.

What worries me the most is a lot of these Jihadists weren't really devout then became devout because of incident(s) in their lives.

Fortunately for you lot I'll only declare Jihad on those who don't realise that AV is the greatest voting system known to man.

What happens if the government pass a bill to ban the wearing of brightly coloured shoes in public?

Theresa May can bring in The Extreme Shoe Control Order.
People subject to them can be mandated to wear flip flops.

Paul Lough, depot manager at Parker Dairies in Walthamstow, East London has seen has seen the company's milk delivery business stabilise over the past five years. it now delivers to 12,000 customers a week.

"We get a lot of love from the hipsters…people like the eco stuff, the glass bottles, the electric milk float and supporting a local business."

http://www.bbc.com/news/business-35821337

Given this, they are missing a trick, they should say that the milk has come from Himalayan Yak and charge 10x the price.

TheScreamingEagles said:

FrancisUrquhart said:

TheScreamingEagles said:

Hertsmere_Pubgoer said:

TheScreamingEagles said:

Hertsmere_Pubgoer said:

TheScreamingEagles said:

Hertsmere_Pubgoer said:

TheScreamingEagles said:

Please please let this story be running until Sunday.

I'll have so much fun with it on Sunday.

So much potential for innuendo.

We can vote on which was the best mistress using dare I say it, AV?

Maybe.

Headline will be 'Will Cruz pull out?'

Like his mistresses we should have seen this coming (ahem). I mean how many times have we seen a family values Christian unable to keep his Cruz missile inside the silo?

The more religious, the greater the deviancy it would seem.

But I'm not very religious

There are exceptions in every case.
With you it must be something to do with the shoes.

What worries me the most is a lot of these Jihadists weren't really devout then became devout because of incident(s) in their lives.

Fortunately for you lot I'll only declare Jihad on those who don't realise that AV is the greatest voting system known to man.

What happens if the government pass a bill to ban the wearing of brightly coloured shoes in public?

I'll wear Union Jack shoes and see where that leads.

It leads to sequinned tops and short shorts it would appear:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jVWRayBQBIQ

TheScreamingEagles said:

Theuniondivvie said:

RobD said:

AndyJS said:

https://twitter.com/DouglasKMurray/status/713358145997946880

I'd be surprised if Police Scotland knew where the mosque was.

Since it's between the Crown Office & Procurator Fiscal Service building and the Glasgow Sherrif's court, I doubt that.

I bet the SDL love that.

I saw a SDL demo once, it was outside the Glasgow Thistle hotel. There was about 4 to 5 times as many police there as demonstrators. There weren't that many police.

FrancisUrquhart said:

Paul Lough, depot manager at Parker Dairies in Walthamstow, East London has seen has seen the company's milk delivery business stabilise over the past five years. it now delivers to 12,000 customers a week.

"We get a lot of love from the hipsters…people like the eco stuff, the glass bottles, the electric milk float and supporting a local business."

http://www.bbc.com/news/business-35821337

Given this, they are missing a trick, they should say that the milk has come from Himalayan Yak and charge 10x the price.

Next step should be unpasteurised milk. If the herd is healthy and the dairy is clean, there's no excuse for killing our milk.

TheScreamingEagles said:

williamglenn said:

The Donald's response:

https://www.facebook.com/DonaldTrump/posts/10156829629555725

I don't want the GOP nomination process to ever end. So surreal.

Can you imagine what a brokered convention is going to be like ?

If we could get Aaron Sorkin to write it.
Awesome.

USA kills ISIS second in command for the 3rd time.

While Russia and Iran are busy liberating whole cities from ISIS in Syria, the US is sticking with the “one raid at a time” approach and it apparently paid dividends on Thursday morning when Abu Alaa Afri, also known as Abd al-Rahman Mustafa al-Qaduli and Haji Imam was killed in Syria...

...Al-Qaduli is no stranger to being dead.

He died last April for instance, in a strike on a mosque in Iraq. “Al-Qaduli was one of several people killed in a strike that hit a mosque where Islamic State leaders were meeting,” WSJ reported at the time. He was also killed in September of 2014.
http://www.zerohedge.com/news/2016-03-25/us-kills-isis-second-command-3rd-time-2-years-press-conference-live-feed

Alistair said:

I think saying anything at all was a bad move by Trump.

Since when had Trump putting his foot in it ever been a bad move?

Hertsmere_Pubgoer said:

TheScreamingEagles said:

williamglenn said:

The Donald's response:

https://www.facebook.com/DonaldTrump/posts/10156829629555725

I don't want the GOP nomination process to ever end. So surreal.

Can you imagine what a brokered convention is going to be like ?

If we could get Aaron Sorkin to write it.
Awesome.

No drug user with a heart of gold so can't see what Sorkin's angle would be.

GeoffM said:

TOPPING said:

TheScreamingEagles said:

FrancisUrquhart said:

TheScreamingEagles said:

Hertsmere_Pubgoer said:

TheScreamingEagles said:

Hertsmere_Pubgoer said:

TheScreamingEagles said:

Hertsmere_Pubgoer said:

TheScreamingEagles said:

Please please let this story be running until Sunday.

I'll have so much fun with it on Sunday.

So much potential for innuendo.

We can vote on which was the best mistress using dare I say it, AV?

Maybe.

Headline will be 'Will Cruz pull out?'

Like his mistresses we should have seen this coming (ahem). I mean how many times have we seen a family values Christian unable to keep his Cruz missile inside the silo?

The more religious, the greater the deviancy it would seem.

But I'm not very religious

There are exceptions in every case.
With you it must be something to do with the shoes.

What worries me the most is a lot of these Jihadists weren't really devout then became devout because of incident(s) in their lives.

Fortunately for you lot I'll only declare Jihad on those who don't realise that AV is the greatest voting system known to man.

What happens if the government pass a bill to ban the wearing of brightly coloured shoes in public?

I'll wear Union Jack shoes and see where that leads.

I often wear Union Jack shoes to the gym.

Meanwhile, can anyone explain why it is a good idea to take away parent governors from schools?

Having been a school governor - in my experience they are mostly activists with agendas. They don't take part constructively.

Parents? Or governors in general?

TOPPING said:

TheScreamingEagles said:

FrancisUrquhart said:

TheScreamingEagles said:

Hertsmere_Pubgoer said:

TheScreamingEagles said:

Hertsmere_Pubgoer said:

TheScreamingEagles said:

Hertsmere_Pubgoer said:

TheScreamingEagles said:

Please please let this story be running until Sunday.

I'll have so much fun with it on Sunday.

So much potential for innuendo.

We can vote on which was the best mistress using dare I say it, AV?

Maybe.

Headline will be 'Will Cruz pull out?'

Like his mistresses we should have seen this coming (ahem). I mean how many times have we seen a family values Christian unable to keep his Cruz missile inside the silo?

The more religious, the greater the deviancy it would seem.

But I'm not very religious

There are exceptions in every case.
With you it must be something to do with the shoes.

What worries me the most is a lot of these Jihadists weren't really devout then became devout because of incident(s) in their lives.

Fortunately for you lot I'll only declare Jihad on those who don't realise that AV is the greatest voting system known to man.

What happens if the government pass a bill to ban the wearing of brightly coloured shoes in public?

I'll wear Union Jack shoes and see where that leads.

I often wear Union Jack shoes to the gym.

Meanwhile, can anyone explain why it is a good idea to take away parent governors from schools?

The government likes to make enemies with officious interfering busy bodies with time on their hands?

Alistair said:

TOPPING said:

TheScreamingEagles said:

FrancisUrquhart said:

TheScreamingEagles said:

Hertsmere_Pubgoer said:

TheScreamingEagles said:

Hertsmere_Pubgoer said:

TheScreamingEagles said:

Hertsmere_Pubgoer said:

TheScreamingEagles said:

Please please let this story be running until Sunday.

I'll have so much fun with it on Sunday.

So much potential for innuendo.

We can vote on which was the best mistress using dare I say it, AV?

Maybe.

Headline will be 'Will Cruz pull out?'

Like his mistresses we should have seen this coming (ahem). I mean how many times have we seen a family values Christian unable to keep his Cruz missile inside the silo?

The more religious, the greater the deviancy it would seem.

But I'm not very religious

There are exceptions in every case.
With you it must be something to do with the shoes.

What worries me the most is a lot of these Jihadists weren't really devout then became devout because of incident(s) in their lives.

Fortunately for you lot I'll only declare Jihad on those who don't realise that AV is the greatest voting system known to man.

What happens if the government pass a bill to ban the wearing of brightly coloured shoes in public?

I'll wear Union Jack shoes and see where that leads.

I often wear Union Jack shoes to the gym.

Meanwhile, can anyone explain why it is a good idea to take away parent governors from schools?

The government likes to make enemies with officious interfering busy bodies with time on their hands?

It's not the government. It's the Secretary of State for Transport, Local Government, Work & Pensions and Education.

TOPPING said:

david_herdson said:

Alistair said:

TOPPING said:

TheScreamingEagles said:

FrancisUrquhart said:

TheScreamingEagles said:

Hertsmere_Pubgoer said:

TheScreamingEagles said:

Hertsmere_Pubgoer said:

TheScreamingEagles said:

Hertsmere_Pubgoer said:

TheScreamingEagles said:

Please please let this story be running until Sunday.

I'll have so much fun with it on Sunday.

So much potential for innuendo.

We can vote on which was the best mistress using dare I say it, AV?

Maybe.

Headline will be 'Will Cruz pull out?'

Like his mistresses we should have seen this coming (ahem). I mean how many times have we seen a family values Christian unable to keep his Cruz missile inside the silo?

The more religious, the greater the deviancy it would seem.

But I'm not very religious

There are exceptions in every case.
With you it must be something to do with the shoes.

What worries me the most is a lot of these Jihadists weren't really devout then became devout because of incident(s) in their lives.

Fortunately for you lot I'll only declare Jihad on those who don't realise that AV is the greatest voting system known to man.

What happens if the government pass a bill to ban the wearing of brightly coloured shoes in public?

I'll wear Union Jack shoes and see where that leads.

I often wear Union Jack shoes to the gym.

Meanwhile, can anyone explain why it is a good idea to take away parent governors from schools?

The government likes to make enemies with officious interfering busy bodies with time on their hands?

It's not the government. It's the Secretary of State for Transport, Local Government, Work & Pensions and Education.

Parents = pretty local, I would have thought? Isn't that what we want to happen?

Not if they're not guaranteed to find Dave & Ozzy a very well-paid job when they're finished with politics

***** BETTING POST ******

England's odds of 5/1 vs Germany tomorrow night just look too big. Both sides are probable semi finalists in the forthcoming Euro 2016 tournament and I give our lads a good chance of at least gaining a draw.
Don't bet the farm on them winning but a pint's worth looks worthwhile.
DYOR.

Missed this earlier. Of course it's in a newspaper, so doesn't matter...

If the Brexit campaign has an unofficial chief economist, it is Boris Johnson’s adviser, Gerard Lyons. Possessed of an appealing, blokeish manner, Lyons is an effective voice for the Out camp and the source of Johnson’s claim that the economy would thrive after a Leave vote. But much of what Lyons says is contrary to Johnson’s position. His writings hilariously capture the confusions within the Brexit camp.

Lyons has set out his view in London: The Global Powerhouse, a recent study from the London mayor’s office, where he serves as chief economic adviser. The report makes so many reasonable points on the Remain side that it sounds like an advertisement for staying in the union.

http://www.thetimes.co.uk/tto/opinion/thunderer/article4721113.ece

OldKingCole said:

foxinsoxuk said:

OldKingCole said:

I suppose the only possible thought from this side of this side of the pond is

B****y H**l USA; is this lot the best you can do as potential Presidents. (Bernie apart, and he's a bit long in the tooth.)

According to the National Enquirer Hillary gets through a few too.

http://www.nationalenquirer.com/celebrity/exclusive-hillary-clinton-lesbian-lovers-named-secret-emails/

More bromide in the tea please!

Nothing against Trump or Sanders then?

The thrice married Trump is hardly a monk either and plenty of rumours of mistresses. Kasich and Sanders are probably the only two left without skeletons in their personal lives although both on their second wife