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  • The Russians tried to kill Starmer?

    Russian drone shot down near presidential palace during Starmer's Ukraine visit

    https://news.sky.com/story/russian-drone-shot-down-near-presidential-palace-during-starmers-ukraine-visit-13290189
  • williamglennwilliamglenn Posts: 54,247
    Taz said:

    Utter morons and when labour complain about Musk interefering in UK politics this gets thrown back at them,.

    At least people from the other parties who went over to campaign for the Hapless Harris, like Robert Buckland former Tory Minister, went as individuals not through an organised group.

    Combining anti-Americanism with the belief that we are participants in American politics is a dangerous mix.
  • MattWMattW Posts: 25,831
    Selebian said:

    Apart from the other things wrong with it, this part is bizarre "lodged high in hedgerows at cyclist level. Forgive me, but pedestrians were not the culprits here". What does he think modern cyclists use, penny farthings? Cyclists, particularly road ones, don't have their hands substantially higher than pedestrians.
    Two explanations are possible:

    1 - He lives in an obscure bit of Derbyshire where hedgerows may be low.
    2 - He was writing for the Spectator at the time, so he may have picked up the assumption about Penny Farthings by osmosis.
  • DriverDriver Posts: 5,559
    Andy_JS said:

    Who's the most "famous" person you've met? Question of the day on PB.

    Hmm. Probably Nick Ross.
  • MexicanpeteMexicanpete Posts: 30,654

    The Russians tried to kill Starmer?

    Russian drone shot down near presidential palace during Starmer's Ukraine visit

    https://news.sky.com/story/russian-drone-shot-down-near-presidential-palace-during-starmers-ukraine-visit-13290189

    Several PB posters seem to have gone missing over the last few hours.
  • FlatlanderFlatlander Posts: 4,861
    Leon said:

    if that was them that is excellent
    It was. He has never changed his opinion about them, either.
  • DriverDriver Posts: 5,559

    She did.
    I once saw Princess Anne in a minibus near Buckingham Palace.
  • DriverDriver Posts: 5,559
    Pro_Rata said:

    I mean, I have mentioned this one before, but I think asking Harold Shipman, who taught a class I attended for a while, how his day has gone, and receiving the reply that an old lady had 'died on him', then having quite an earnest conversation on how you dealt with that kind of thing, is sort of seared on my memory.

    My father used to work with him. I am told that when I was 7ish I used to play chess with him, but I have no recollection of this (or, indeed, ever meeting him).
  • SouthamObserverSouthamObserver Posts: 39,999

    My dad, in his British Rail days, escorted Harold Wilson on a trip from London to Liverpool.
    I, by contrast, have met Lloyd Russell-Moyle.

    I saw Harold Wilson in the Scilly Isles when I was a kid and he was the Prime Minister. He and his wife were walking their dog on the beach being largely left alone apart from a few people who cordially said hello and were given an equally cordial hello back. No police, no security, just the PM, his wife and the dog. I was 11, playing football on the sand and just blithely assumed this is the kind of thing that happens. A very different world.

  • MaxPBMaxPB Posts: 39,696

    The Russians tried to kill Starmer?

    Russian drone shot down near presidential palace during Starmer's Ukraine visit

    https://news.sky.com/story/russian-drone-shot-down-near-presidential-palace-during-starmers-ukraine-visit-13290189

    Elon Musk did say he was trying to remove Starmer...
  • CookieCookie Posts: 14,654

    Donkey with a red rosette territory.

    If it's not a ridiculously easy Lab hold then we could be seeing a change.
    It's not Bootle. It contains some bits of Conservative small town and village Cheshire. And Runcorn isn't an economic basket case. Small town and working class, but we've seen Labour struggle in such territory elsewhere in the North and Midlands. But it's outer Liverpool with a lot of the mindset we infer from that. My view is that it's an 80% chance of a Lab hold.
  • SandpitSandpit Posts: 56,022

    The Russians tried to kill Starmer?

    Russian drone shot down near presidential palace during Starmer's Ukraine visit

    https://news.sky.com/story/russian-drone-shot-down-near-presidential-palace-during-starmers-ukraine-visit-13290189

    It’s a daily occurrence, whether or not the British PM is there.
  • CookieCookie Posts: 14,654
    Scott_xP said:

    I know a guy who knows the drummer from Iron Maiden
    You know Bruce Dickinson?!
  • SandpitSandpit Posts: 56,022
    Pro_Rata said:

    I mean, I have mentioned this one before, but I think asking Harold Shipman, who taught a class I attended for a while, how his day has gone, and receiving the reply that an old lady had 'died on him', then having quite an earnest conversation on how you dealt with that kind of thing, is sort of seared on my memory.

    Sh!t, that’s a good one.
  • Sunil_PrasannanSunil_Prasannan Posts: 53,230
    None of you watching The Kembot's* speech?

    (*) just kidding!
  • boulayboulay Posts: 6,011
    edited January 16
    Sandpit said:

    It’s a daily occurrence, whether or not the British PM is there.
    If I were a country trying to increase the sense of urgency for weapons and supplies, bigging up a daily attack when the PM of a donor country is visiting might be a smart move.
  • Sunil_PrasannanSunil_Prasannan Posts: 53,230
    Driver said:

    I once saw Princess Anne in a minibus near Buckingham Palace.
    Sat a few seats away from Farage on a train from London Victoria. He alighted at Dulwich West, presumably to visit his old school.
  • Listening to Kemi Badenoch speech she is very different and frankly quite refreshing

    Long way to go but Kemi is the only sensible choice for the conservatives and to lead them into the next GE

    I like the way she is wanting to offer young people a better future
  • DriverDriver Posts: 5,559

    The Russians tried to kill Starmer?

    Russian drone shot down near presidential palace during Starmer's Ukraine visit

    https://news.sky.com/story/russian-drone-shot-down-near-presidential-palace-during-starmers-ukraine-visit-13290189

    I thought Putin was supposed to see the UK as an enemy.
  • OnlyLivingBoyOnlyLivingBoy Posts: 16,291
    Andy_JS said:

    Who's the most "famous" person you've met? Question of the day on PB.

    I've met six British Prime Ministers.
  • CookieCookie Posts: 14,654

    I saw Harold Wilson in the Scilly Isles when I was a kid and he was the Prime Minister. He and his wife were walking their dog on the beach being largely left alone apart from a few people who cordially said hello and were given an equally cordial hello back. No police, no security, just the PM, his wife and the dog. I was 11, playing football on the sand and just blithely assumed this is the kind of thing that happens. A very different world.

    I saw David Cameron in a wetsuit on a beach in Cornwall. I didn't interact with him, but he seemed happy and relaxed pootling in the shallows like any other holidaymaker. I think this was 2017. Presumably someone was discreetly keeping an eye.
  • SandyRentoolSandyRentool Posts: 22,571
    Kemi: "The incoherent woman is here to stay, and she's jumping on a bandwagon."
  • PulpstarPulpstar Posts: 79,018
    Quentin Wilson once attended one of my Uncle's weddings and I met Nick Knight at his house.
    I once watched Shoaib Akhtar play in a village cricket match.
    https://www.espncricinfo.com/story/shoaib-stars-for-berkswell-255707
  • DriverDriver Posts: 5,559
    Breaking News

    I have just taken an order to produce an item for the prime minister of Mongolia. That's a first. High Commissioner was the previous most senior rank.
  • Cookie said:

    It's not Bootle. It contains some bits of Conservative small town and village Cheshire. And Runcorn isn't an economic basket case. Small town and working class, but we've seen Labour struggle in such territory elsewhere in the North and Midlands. But it's outer Liverpool with a lot of the mindset we infer from that. My view is that it's an 80% chance of a Lab hold.
    I can't see it. In this case unless Reform pick a complete nut job this will be a Reform gain. Unwinnable for the Conservatives I agree
  • carnforthcarnforth Posts: 5,413

    I've met six British Prime Ministers.
    Including Truss? She only counts half.
  • FairlieredFairliered Posts: 5,434
    That means Reform have as many Glasgow City councillors as the tories (one each).
  • I've met six British Prime Ministers.
    When you met them were they the incumbent PM?
  • Alphabet_SoupAlphabet_Soup Posts: 3,539
    Cookie said:

    It's not Bootle. It contains some bits of Conservative small town and village Cheshire. And Runcorn isn't an economic basket case. Small town and working class, but we've seen Labour struggle in such territory elsewhere in the North and Midlands. But it's outer Liverpool with a lot of the mindset we infer from that. My view is that it's an 80% chance of a Lab hold.
    The discovery that Frodsham has a night-time economy, still seething at 2am, has radically altered my perception of Cheshire life.
  • Luckyguy1983Luckyguy1983 Posts: 30,250
    Susan Jameson, actress of New Tricks fame (played someones' wife) once admired a precociously good picture I did of a gorilla when I was 6.
  • carnforthcarnforth Posts: 5,413
    Driver said:

    Breaking News

    I have just taken an order to produce an item for the prime minister of Mongolia. That's a first. High Commissioner was the previous most senior rank.

    Nice. I once sold some software to a UN Secretary General, in his personal capacity.
  • OnlyLivingBoyOnlyLivingBoy Posts: 16,291
    carnforth said:

    Including Truss? She only counts half.
    Not including Truss.
    If I list them as Avuncular, Charming, Intelligent, Smarmy, Needy and Tetchy you should be able to figure out who they all are.
  • PulpstarPulpstar Posts: 79,018
    Cookie said:

    You know Bruce Dickinson?!
    Probably born in the same hospital as my daughter.
  • SelebianSelebian Posts: 9,164
    edited January 16
    carnforth said:

    Including Truss? She only counts half.
    Jo Swinson? :lol:
  • LeonLeon Posts: 59,032
    As the gaze horror draws - maybe - to a close, for now, I wonder what the Hamas leaders think about their October attack right now

    Good idea or not?

    Since they waded in Jewish blood and raped Jewish girls they’ve seen Israel kills tens of thousands of Gazans, destroy much of Gaza, and kill lots of Hamas fighters. They’ve also seen their allies hezbollah utterly humiliated (and eviscerated) to the extent they may never recover. And their ultimate benefactor Iran is cowed and isolated in a way they’re not known for many years

    What’s that. A “result”? What would a “terrible terrible defeat” look like, if not this?


  • SelebianSelebian Posts: 9,164

    I've met six British Prime Ministers.
    You are Larry the cat and I claim my £5 :wink:
  • NigelbNigelb Posts: 75,383

    Carbon Capture, now Cold Fusion, jeez these guys truly are gullible. Oh but cold fusion is just around the corner, yeah, the same corner it was just around 40 years ago, the corner between reality and imagination.
    This is very much hot fusion.
  • SandpitSandpit Posts: 56,022
    edited January 16

    I've met six British Prime Ministers.
    Feck, did you work in the Cabinet Office?

    I’ll go with Murray Walker as the best person I’ve ever met, although I did once pass HM QEII in crossing escalators at Royal Ascot where I was working. I met Trevor McDonald as well.

    Although I did like the previous suggestion of best place you’ve ever been, which for me is the control tower at Heathrow c.2002, watched Concorde take off.

    (I was applying for ATC school, and a friend of my father was a watch manager there).
  • Pro_RataPro_Rata Posts: 5,514

    Not including Truss.
    If I list them as Avuncular, Charming, Intelligent, Smarmy, Needy and Tetchy you should be able to figure out who they all are.
    They are all Michael Sheen?
  • carnforthcarnforth Posts: 5,413

    Not including Truss.
    If I list them as Avuncular, Charming, Intelligent, Smarmy, Needy and Tetchy you should be able to figure out who they all are.
    Oh, political dwarves then.
  • SandyRentoolSandyRentool Posts: 22,571
    In terms of leading politicians, I have met (to speak to) Hilary Benn, Caroline Flint and Greg Hands. Otherwise, just back-benchers and bag-carriers.
  • PulpstarPulpstar Posts: 79,018
    Cookie said:

    I just feel the need when Remainers trot out the suggestion that the desire for Brexit was a flash in the pan to confirm that in my case, it isn't.

    I've been Brexity since long before it was unfashionable.
    I overheard Jon Gaunt talking about a plan to leave the EU years before the referendum at Coventry Rugby club.
  • MexicanpeteMexicanpete Posts: 30,654
    ...

    Dependent on my mood,

    David Cameron, The Queen, Jurgen Klopp, and The Roling Stones.
    I'm sorry but one of those is way more famous than the rest. There is no comparison. Little kids on the streets of India and Laos know who Klopp is.
  • TazTaz Posts: 16,941
    Andy_JS said:

    Who's the most "famous" person you've met? Question of the day on PB.

    Susan Jameson, actress of New Tricks fame (played someones' wife) once admired a precociously good picture I did of a gorilla when I was 6.

    She played the wife of Brian Lane, played by Alun Armstrong and is the real life wife of James Bolam who was also in it.

    Prolific actress. Did alot of great TV.
  • Combining anti-Americanism with the belief that we are participants in American politics is a dangerous mix.
    Starmer doesn't think of consequences. He is too stupid. Will his MPs turn on him ? Probably not. The protection against malevolent government will not work as they know they won't be re-elected so there is no sting there.
  • TazTaz Posts: 16,941
    Forgot I met CMJ and Geoff Boycott in the TMS box years ago as a mate of mine won a prize. Tickets to the game and a visit to the box.

    Boycott comes in, poke me in the stomach, says "mind out fat lad" and laughs. I moved out the way. What a legend.
  • CookieCookie Posts: 14,654
    Leon said:

    As the gaze horror draws - maybe - to a close, for now, I wonder what the Hamas leaders think about their October attack right now

    Good idea or not?

    Since they waded in Jewish blood and raped Jewish girls they’ve seen Israel kills tens of thousands of Gazans, destroy much of Gaza, and kill lots of Hamas fighters. They’ve also seen their allies hezbollah utterly humiliated (and eviscerated) to the extent they may never recover. And their ultimate benefactor Iran is cowed and isolated in a way they’re not known for many years

    What’s that. A “result”? What would a “terrible terrible defeat” look like, if not this?


    I was talking about this last night. Arguably the least successful terrorist attack ever. I'd be interested in any other contenders.
  • PulpstarPulpstar Posts: 79,018
    edited January 16
    Oh, hold on I once finished ahead of Steve Davis in a half marathon. Though that's going to be matched and bettered by anyone who has run London.

    Tangentially related, Ronnie O'Sullivan is an astonishingly quick runner.
  • OnlyLivingBoyOnlyLivingBoy Posts: 16,291
    carnforth said:

    Oh, political dwarves then.
    Still one short.
  • SandpitSandpit Posts: 56,022

    Still one short.
    John Bercow?
  • TOPPINGTOPPING Posts: 43,581
    Leon said:

    As the gaze horror draws - maybe - to a close, for now, I wonder what the Hamas leaders think about their October attack right now

    Good idea or not?

    Since they waded in Jewish blood and raped Jewish girls they’ve seen Israel kills tens of thousands of Gazans, destroy much of Gaza, and kill lots of Hamas fighters. They’ve also seen their allies hezbollah utterly humiliated (and eviscerated) to the extent they may never recover. And their ultimate benefactor Iran is cowed and isolated in a way they’re not known for many years

    What’s that. A “result”? What would a “terrible terrible defeat” look like, if not this?


    Plenty see it all as a huge strategic (if not tactical) victory for Hamas. With enough resources left over to subdue whatever number of Gaza citizens who dislike them.

    Taking hostages works. Plus their information campaign which saw the MSM push direct-from-Hamas lines to take was a masterclass of the genre. Andrew Fox is very good on this.

    I happen to think that having the shit bombed out of them will make those citizens less likely to endorse the next attack. For there will without doubt be another October 7th, if not for some short while.
  • Luckyguy1983Luckyguy1983 Posts: 30,250
    Taz said:

    She played the wife of Brian Lane, played by Alun Armstrong and is the real life wife of James Bolam who was also in it.

    Prolific actress. Did alot of great TV.
    Very nice lady (though obviously Mandy Rice Davies applies).
  • CookieCookie Posts: 14,654

    I can't see it. In this case unless Reform pick a complete nut job this will be a Reform gain. Unwinnable for the Conservatives I agree
    Interesting! I'm not proposing a bet but we can come back to this after the BE and see who was right.
  • OnlyLivingBoyOnlyLivingBoy Posts: 16,291

    When you met them were they the incumbent PM?
    No four were ex, two were future.
  • viewcodeviewcode Posts: 23,857
    Driver said:

    Breaking News

    I have just taken an order to produce an item for the prime minister of Mongolia. That's a first. High Commissioner was the previous most senior rank.

    If it's artisanal flint dildos I think you may have competition. :)
  • TOPPINGTOPPING Posts: 43,581
    Oh and I ran past Frank Bruno during the London Marathon one year. I wondered what on earth was the enormous moving mountain in front of me and it was he.
  • williamglennwilliamglenn Posts: 54,247
    Sandpit said:

    John Bercow?
    Starmer is surprisingly tiny.
  • FlatlanderFlatlander Posts: 4,861
    edited January 16
    Cookie said:

    I was talking about this last night. Arguably the least successful terrorist attack ever. I'd be interested in any other contenders.
    It has given Hamas a grievance for a generation at least so in the sense of keeping the 'donations' coming I'm sure it will turn out to be very successful.

    [Not for anyone who has to actually live in Gaza though.]
  • viewcodeviewcode Posts: 23,857
    Taz said:

    She played the wife of Brian Lane, played by Alun Armstrong and is the real life wife of James Bolam who was also in it.

    Prolific actress. Did alot of great TV.
    Including "When The Boat Comes In" of fond memory
  • MexicanpeteMexicanpete Posts: 30,654
    edited January 16

    Susan Jameson, actress of New Tricks fame (played someones' wife) once admired a precociously good picture I did of a gorilla when I was 6.

    Isn't she married to Likely Lads actor Jimmy Bolam (who was also in New Tricks) in real life but the Alun Armstrong character in the show? The names of the characters in the original New Tricks series were Halford, Lane and Standing, so named after the Baggies's Hawthorns stand on Halfords Lane, West Bromwich. Hence Halford(s) Lane Stand(ing).

    Bolam and Jameson met when they starred in When the Boat Comes In. Susan Jameson 's sister Louise was for a long while Bergerac 's girlfriend in the series. John Nettles's foot have had a mention earlier. It's a small world.
  • CookieCookie Posts: 14,654

    It has given Hamas a grievance for a generation at least so in the sense of keeping the 'donations' coming I'm sure it will turn out to be very successful.
    You make an interesting point. Hamas isn't there for Palestinians, it's there for Hamas.
    Though I lose count - has the Hamas leadership been killed like the Hezbollah one?
  • viewcodeviewcode Posts: 23,857

    Not including Truss.
    If I list them as Avuncular, Charming, Intelligent, Smarmy, Needy and Tetchy you should be able to figure out who they all are.
    Avuncular - Major
    Charming - Blair
    Intelligent - Brown
    Smarmy - Cameron
    Needy - May
    Tetchy - Boris

    ?
  • Jim_MillerJim_Miller Posts: 3,204
    edited January 16
    dixiedean asked:
    "So. Should Biden or Trump be blamed for this non ceasefire?"

    Yes. (Just as both should be blamed for the botched Afghanistan withdrawal. Trump negotiated a surrender to the Taliban; Biden mishandled the actual surrender.)
  • SandpitSandpit Posts: 56,022
    Cookie said:

    You make an interesting point. Hamas isn't there for Palestinians, it's there for Hamas.
    Though I lose count - has the Hamas leadership been killed like the Hezbollah one?
    Plenty of protests against the deal in ‘Palestine’ too.

    https://x.com/koshercockney/status/1879630557107421493

    How can they possibly have a deal that doesn’t involve killing all the Jews?
  • Andy_JS said:


    Who's the most "famous" person you've met? Question of the day on PB.

    For me, it is Jimmy Savile, but thankfully hardly anybody knows that.

    I shook his hand while overtaking him in a half-marathon.
  • FlatlanderFlatlander Posts: 4,861
    edited January 16
    Cookie said:

    You make an interesting point. Hamas isn't there for Palestinians, it's there for Hamas.
    Though I lose count - has the Hamas leadership been killed like the Hezbollah one?
    Quite a few Hamas leaders were indeed removed permanently.

    Perhaps they didn't quite plan for that, although it isn't an entirely new phenomenon. Of course there will be more along soon.
  • MexicanpeteMexicanpete Posts: 30,654

    For me, it is Jimmy Savile, but thankfully hardly anybody knows that.

    I shook his hand while overtaking him in a half-marathon.
    Now then, now then!
  • boulayboulay Posts: 6,011


    Taylor Swift (with her management sadly), the King was next most famous, dinner with John Major, Lunch with Michael Howard, school with Rishi, Nige Farage, loads of sports people such as Greavsie, Ian St John, lots of more recent footballers cricketers and rugby players, lots of people from bands in the 90s and actors (dinner with jasper carrot was a strange treat) Patsy Kensit but my favourite of all of them was Page 3’s Kathy Lloyd.
  • OnlyLivingBoyOnlyLivingBoy Posts: 16,291
    viewcode said:

    Avuncular - Major
    Charming - Blair
    Intelligent - Brown
    Smarmy - Cameron
    Needy - May
    Tetchy - Boris

    ?
    I've met four of these but only Cameron is successfully aligned with his adjective!
  • CookieCookie Posts: 14,654

    Quite a few Hamas leaders were indeed removed permanently.

    Perhaps they didn't quite plan for that, although it isn't an entirely new phenomenon. Of course there will be more along soon.
    In that case I'd stick with my original point. If you are a senior Hamas bod, and you decide to kidnap a load of Israelis, and it results in your assassination, then it was a poor outcome. We can't be saying 'actually the loyalty of Hamas isn't to Palestinians it's to Hamas' without also entertaining the concept of 'actually the loyalty of senior Hamas bods isn't to Hamas it's to senior Hamas bods'.
  • FossFoss Posts: 1,301
    edited January 16

    I've met four of these but only Cameron is successfully aligned with his adjective!
    Tetchy for Brown?
    Needy for Boris?
  • TOPPINGTOPPING Posts: 43,581
    edited January 16
    Cookie said:

    In that case I'd stick with my original point. If you are a senior Hamas bod, and you decide to kidnap a load of Israelis, and it results in your assassination, then it was a poor outcome. We can't be saying 'actually the loyalty of Hamas isn't to Palestinians it's to Hamas' without also entertaining the concept of 'actually the loyalty of senior Hamas bods isn't to Hamas it's to senior Hamas bods'.
    As with any political effort the cause will outlive the individuals. Hamas is now seen as a legitimate representative of the Gazans and Israel vilified for decades. It's all about the information war. Which many believe they won conclusively.
  • HYUFDHYUFD Posts: 126,354
    ‘I’ve earned £575 in six months’: The ex-Tory MPs who can’t get a job
    The sudden shift into unemployment after an election defeat is brutal – and so is finding work when you were a Conservative parliamentarian

    https://www.telegraph.co.uk/politics/2025/01/16/ex-tory-mp-unemployed-political-views/
  • kamskikamski Posts: 6,182
    edited January 16
    boulay said:



    Taylor Swift (with her management sadly), the King was next most famous, dinner with John Major, Lunch with Michael Howard, school with Rishi, Nige Farage, loads of sports people such as Greavsie, Ian St John, lots of more recent footballers cricketers and rugby players, lots of people from bands in the 90s and actors (dinner with jasper carrot was a strange treat) Patsy Kensit but my favourite of all of them was Page 3’s Kathy Lloyd.

    Never name-drop! - as I said to Billy Bragg, Zakir Hussain, Chris Patten and Oskar Lafontaine.

    I once slept on a purple carpet that had belonged to Elton John.
  • LeonLeon Posts: 59,032
    edited January 16
    Cookie said:

    I was talking about this last night. Arguably the least successful terrorist attack ever. I'd be interested in any other contenders.
    It’s definitely up there. I do not believe a single Hamas strategic goal has been scored, and they’ve suffered innumerable major setbacks (quite apart from the appalling pain endured by the Palestinian people)

    My guess is that they hoped to inflict such a terrible cruelty on Israel that Israel would overreact, inflict even greater horrors on Gaza, and that this would unite the Arab and Muslim world which would finally turn on Israel

    Well, they got the first bit - a horrific attack on Israel - they got the second bit - terrifying Israeli revenge - but the crucial third step? No. Nothing like it. All gong and no dinner. Instead Israel has methodically destroyed many of its enemies, especially Hezbollah, and has now seized chunks of Syria. And Iran has been humiliated

    Also, Israel is emboldened and will now, I suspect, take out the Hamas leadership relentlessly around the world

    The October attack was a catastrophic blunder by Hamas, and a disaster on a par with the Nakba for the Palestinian people
  • Sunil_PrasannanSunil_Prasannan Posts: 53,230
    viewcode said:

    If it's artisanal flint dildos I think you may have competition. :)
    Due to having fessed up to suffering from excessive boredom during Lockdown, PB's resident flint-knapper @Leon was commissioned by CCHQ to knap the perfect sculpture of Boris Johnson! Finally able to take a break from knapping strangely shaped sex-toys, he accepted the work in a heartbeat, and got to sculpting the same day. Arduous work, but he felt that, over the course of several weeks of almost continuous knapping, that he got it almost completely spot on with just a little bit more required.

    However, @Leon had found that he had knapped so meticulously that his hands were thoroughly knackered and sore. He wondered about taking some time off in order to finish off his masterpiece at a later date. Boris's office phoned him back reasonably promptly, but to @Leon's horror, he was told in no uncertain terms that he would lose his fee if he stopped work!

    "Why?" asked @Leon on the phone incredulously.

    "Simple!" Boris's underling replied. "You're not entitled to any..." He paused for effect. "...Statue-Tory Sick Pay!"

    I thank you!
  • OnlyLivingBoyOnlyLivingBoy Posts: 16,291
    Foss said:

    Tetchy for Brown?
    Needy for Boris?
    Johnson yes. I've never met Brown.
  • Cookie said:

    I was talking about this last night. Arguably the least successful terrorist attack ever. I'd be interested in any other contenders.
    The Boudican revolt?
  • TOPPINGTOPPING Posts: 43,581
    Leon said:

    It’s definitely up there. I do not believe a single Hamas strategic goal has been scored, and they’ve suffered innumerable major setbacks (quite apart from the appalling pain inflicted on the Palestinian people)

    My guess is that they hoped to inflict such a terrible cruelty on Israel that Israel would overreact, inflict even greater horrors on Gaza, and that this would unite the Arab and Muslim world which would finally turn on Israel

    Well, they got the first bit - a horrific attack on Israel - they got the second bit - terrifying Israeli revenge - but the crucial third step? No. Nothing like it. All gong and no dinner. Instead Israel has methodically destroyed many of its enemies, especially Hezbollah, and has now seized chunks of Syria. And Iran has been humiliated

    Also, Israel is emboldened and will now, I suspect, take out the Hamas leadership relentlessly around the world

    The October attack was a catastrophic blunder by Hamas, and a disaster on a par with the Nakba for the Palestinian people
    Nope. You completely misunderstand the dynamic.

    Take a look at most sensible commentators, try @Mr_Andrew_Fox on X.
  • TazTaz Posts: 16,941
    edited January 16

    Isn't she married to Likely Lads actor Jimmy Bolam (who was also in New Tricks) in real life but the Alun Armstrong character in the show? The names of the characters in the original New Tricks series were Halford, Lane and Standing, so named after the Baggies's Hawthorns stand on Halfords Lane, West Bromwich. Hence Halford(s) Lane Stand(ing).

    Bolam and Jameson met when they starred in When the Boat Comes In. Susan Jameson 's sister Louise was for a long while Bergerac 's girlfriend in the series. John Nettles's foot have had a mention earlier. It's a small world.
    Never knew they were sisters, I presume they are not related to famous American actress Jenna Jameson who also appeared at some ECW wrestling events but not in her acting capacity. Of course Louise Jameson was famous for her role in Dr Who as Leela and in Tenko.

    I know Susan Jameson was from Barnt Green, an incredibly posh part of Worcester where Big Ron "Mr Bojangles" Atkinson resided for many years.
  • williamglennwilliamglenn Posts: 54,247
    edited January 16

    I've met four of these but only Cameron is successfully aligned with his adjective!
    Avuncular - Boris
    Charming - Blair
    Intelligent - Starmer
    Smarmy - Cameron
    Needy - Sunak
    Tetchy - Major
  • LostPasswordLostPassword Posts: 19,120
    Leon said:

    As the gaze horror draws - maybe - to a close, for now, I wonder what the Hamas leaders think about their October attack right now

    Good idea or not?

    Since they waded in Jewish blood and raped Jewish girls they’ve seen Israel kills tens of thousands of Gazans, destroy much of Gaza, and kill lots of Hamas fighters. They’ve also seen their allies hezbollah utterly humiliated (and eviscerated) to the extent they may never recover. And their ultimate benefactor Iran is cowed and isolated in a way they’re not known for many years

    What’s that. A “result”? What would a “terrible terrible defeat” look like, if not this?

    They killed more than a thousand Jews in a single day. Regardless of what followed it's hard not to think that they will always regard that as a great victory to be celebrated.

    They've also seen Israel become increasingly isolated on the international stage as the months of conflict dragged on. They are poised to force Israel to accept a ceasefire before being destroyed and to negotiate on equal terms, while it now looks unlikely that they will be excluded from governance of Gaza when reconstruction begins. They have a basis for ending the blockade of Gaza that had been continuing indefinitely.

    I don't think they will regret the choices they made, alas. Those of them that are still alive to reflect on them.
  • SandpitSandpit Posts: 56,022
    HYUFD said:

    ‘I’ve earned £575 in six months’: The ex-Tory MPs who can’t get a job
    The sudden shift into unemployment after an election defeat is brutal – and so is finding work when you were a Conservative parliamentarian

    https://www.telegraph.co.uk/politics/2025/01/16/ex-tory-mp-unemployed-political-views/

    Can’t get a job, or can’t get a job paying the £90k he was used to and expecting, after getting four months’ salary as redundancy?
  • FF43FF43 Posts: 17,785
    Cookie said:

    I was talking about this last night. Arguably the least successful terrorist attack ever. I'd be interested in any other contenders.
    Interesting question. I hate everything Hamas and the Israeli government have done. But if you follow the logic of terror, I'm not sure if Netanyahu hasn't put Israel into a strategically weaker position.

    The status quo ante was Israel could dominate Palestinians in a systematic way at little cost to their superior lifestyle. The occasional random attack could be clobbered with overwhelming force. Now Israel is pretty much in permanent war with all the debilitating effects on society entailed.
  • Johnson yes. I've never met Brown.
    I've met Thatcher, Major, Cameron, and Boris. Also met Blunkett and Hague and Dennis Thatcher - he was most entertaining and I was very drunk.
  • OnlyLivingBoyOnlyLivingBoy Posts: 16,291

    Avuncular - Boris
    Charming - Blair
    Intelligent - Starmer
    Smarmy - Cameron
    Needy - Sunak
    Tetchy - Major
    Cameron again the only one successfully matched! I've not met Sunak. I put them in order of their period in office to make things easier.
  • rcs1000rcs1000 Posts: 58,859
    Hamas and the current Israeli government both have the same goal: to avoid a twin state solution.

    And therefore both will regard the outcome of the "war" as a win.

  • LeonLeon Posts: 59,032
    TOPPING said:

    Nope. You completely misunderstand the dynamic.

    Take a look at most sensible commentators, try @Mr_Andrew_Fox on X.

    It’s utter nonsense

    “We won the propaganda war” - great, what does that mean, in reality? Compared to actual reality?

    Gaza is in hideous ruins, and might never recover. 1.9 million Gazans are essentially homeless. Basically the entire “nation”. The West Bank is de facto annexed by Israel, now. Tens of thousands of Palestinians have been blown to bits. But it’s all worth it because of a “propaganda victory” and a rise in anti Semitism around the world?

    Absurd. This is a catastrophe for the ages, there is no way this is what Hamas intended at the start, unless they are actual lunatics. Sir Keir Starmer himself could not have achieved a worse geopolitical result

  • noneoftheabovenoneoftheabove Posts: 23,953
    HYUFD said:

    ‘I’ve earned £575 in six months’: The ex-Tory MPs who can’t get a job
    The sudden shift into unemployment after an election defeat is brutal – and so is finding work when you were a Conservative parliamentarian

    https://www.telegraph.co.uk/politics/2025/01/16/ex-tory-mp-unemployed-political-views/

    What would a Tory minister tell someone else struggling to get a job after six months? Take any job, serving in McDonalds, working in a care home, taxi driver, anything is better than welfare and complaining about your misfortune.

    Why is it different when the advice is for themselves I wonder....
  • NEW THREAD

  • Sunil_PrasannanSunil_Prasannan Posts: 53,230
    Andy_JS said:

    Who's the most "famous" person you've met? Question of the day on PB.

    Mike Smithson and Nick Palmer at various PB meets over the years.
  • PulpstarPulpstar Posts: 79,018
    viewcode said:

    If it's artisanal flint dildos I think you may have competition. :)
    Or a supplier
  • HYUFDHYUFD Posts: 126,354

    It doesn't work that way, cut immigration and you cut all the production and demand that those migrants do.

    So we'd probably be officially in recession were it not for migration, but evading a recession because of a per capita decline isn't replacing the fact that it's a decline either way.
    If you only focused on job shortages there really is nobody in the UK with the skills to do being taken by immigrants the population would still be falling and the economy still growing
  • CookieCookie Posts: 14,654
    Leon said:


    It’s utter nonsense

    “We won the propaganda war” - great, what does that mean, in reality? Compared to actual reality?

    Gaza is in hideous ruins, and might never recover. 1.9 million Gazans are essentially homeless. Basically the entire “nation”. The West Bank is de facto annexed by Israel, now. Tens of thousands of Palestinians have been blown to bits. But it’s all worth it because of a “propaganda victory” and a rise in anti Semitism around the world?

    Absurd. This is a catastrophe for the ages, there is no way this is what Hamas intended at the start, unless they are actual lunatics. Sir Keir Starmer himself could not have achieved a worse geopolitical result

    And I don't think they did win the propaganda war. Various left wingers in the west sided with them. But I think they were possibly surprised by the extent to which people who actually make decisions (i.e. governments in the west and in the Arab world) turned against them. They had the somewhat half-hearted support of Iran and ... that was it.
  • viewcodeviewcode Posts: 23,857

    I've met four of these but only Cameron is successfully aligned with his adjective!
    You joined in 2019 so I'll assume you're a young fella and haven't met the earlier ones. That leaves us with

    Brown - Tetchy
    Cameron - Smarmy
    May - Charming
    Boris - Avuncular
    Truss - Needy
    Sunak - Intelligent

    If you are an older person that leaves us with

    Callaghan - Avuncular
    Thatcher - Intelligent
    Major - Needy
    Blair - Charming
    Brown - Tetchy
    Cameron - Smarmy

  • TOPPINGTOPPING Posts: 43,581

    They killed more than a thousand Jews in a single day. Regardless of what followed it's hard not to think that they will always regard that as a great victory to be celebrated.

    They've also seen Israel become increasingly isolated on the international stage as the months of conflict dragged on. They are poised to force Israel to accept a ceasefire before being destroyed and to negotiate on equal terms, while it now looks unlikely that they will be excluded from governance of Gaza when reconstruction begins. They have a basis for ending the blockade of Gaza that had been continuing indefinitely.

    I don't think they will regret the choices they made, alas. Those of them that are still alive to reflect on them.
    Bang on.
  • DriverDriver Posts: 5,559
    Sandpit said:

    Feck, did you work in the Cabinet Office?

    I’ll go with Murray Walker as the best person I’ve ever met, although I did once pass HM QEII in crossing escalators at Royal Ascot where I was working. I met Trevor McDonald as well.

    Although I did like the previous suggestion of best place you’ve ever been, which for me is the control tower at Heathrow c.2002, watched Concorde take off.

    (I was applying for ATC school, and a friend of my father was a watch manager there).
    Maybe the old and much missed Trent Bridge scoreboard for me.
  • OldKingColeOldKingCole Posts: 34,283
    HYUFD said:

    ‘I’ve earned £575 in six months’: The ex-Tory MPs who can’t get a job
    The sudden shift into unemployment after an election defeat is brutal – and so is finding work when you were a Conservative parliamentarian

    https://www.telegraph.co.uk/politics/2025/01/16/ex-tory-mp-unemployed-political-views/

    I often wondered who would employ Lembit Opik. Then I heard him on local radio.(Kent)
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