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  • MaxPBMaxPB Posts: 39,822
    As a Spurs fan it all feels very odd that we've already signed two players before the window has properly opened and we've got two likely signings in Spence and Bastoni to be completed in the next week or so and 3-4 more to come.

    Baby Jen truly has been born into a different era, long may it continue.
  • RogerRoger Posts: 20,454
    A must listen! Interview with Dominc Grieve on Ch4 News.

    The new Ch4 Interviewer is simply out of her depth though for the PM it's devastating!
  • Nunu3Nunu3 Posts: 265

    Just as one thought Boris's luck had finally run out.
    Issued with what tho?
  • TheScreamingEaglesTheScreamingEagles Posts: 121,671
    Officials at the Stade de France found a total of 2,800 “fake” tickets when scanning Liverpool fans into the Champions League final on Saturday, according to reports.

    The Agence France-Presse claims the figure was confirmed by stadium authorities and representatives of Uefa during a meeting with the French government on Monday.

    The French interior minister, Gérald Darmanin, claimed on Monday that 30,000 to 40,000 Liverpool fans had turned up for the game either without tickets or with counterfeits. He spoke of “massive, industrial-scale and organised fraud with fake tickets”.

    The far lower figure of 2,800 relates to tickets scanned by stadium officials and has not been publicised by the French government.

    A number of Liverpool fans have said problems with the scanning machines meant legitimate tickets were identified as counterfeit.


    https://www.theguardian.com/football/2022/may/31/number-of-fake-liverpool-champions-league-final-tickets-was-just-2800
  • rcs1000rcs1000 Posts: 59,385

    We need to be sending people to Rwanda for it to discourage anyone from getting on a dinghy and setting sail for our rainy haven. This is welcome news therefore.

    I quite like the Government being in desperation mode. It would be nice if they were so desperate to placate the voting public all the time.

    I'm all in favour of the government building a proper offshore processing facility, and prioritising those who go there directly, rather than trekking across the Med and Europe to get to the UK, and then submitting an asylum request.

    I am more sceptical of us just dumping a small number of people in Rwanda, and then not actually doing any processing. It seems more like it's designed for tabloid headlines than to actually solve the problem.
  • StuartinromfordStuartinromford Posts: 18,356

    Just as one thought Boris's luck had finally run out.
    No. Bad for Starmer and Rayner, sure. But if they go,

    1. It makes Johnson's clinging on look even more miserable,
    2. It allows Labour to move on to phase 2 of "Operation Move On From Jezza". The boring bloke has cleaned up the mess, now they can pick someone interesting to put out the bunting.
  • RogerRoger Posts: 20,454

    Just caught a headline, "Starmer and Rayner issued with..."

    Looks bad.

    As Dominic Grieve had to explain to the hapless interviewer on Ch4 News that is simply proceedural
  • Sunil_PrasannanSunil_Prasannan Posts: 53,662
    edited May 2022

    It reminds me of that moment in that historical film set in Ancient Rome when the would be fascist emperor (the first ever kaiser) said, infamy, infamy, they all got infamy.

    End of days stuff.
    No! No! No!

    It was "Infamy! Infamy! They've all got it in for me!".
  • DecrepiterJohnLDecrepiterJohnL Posts: 30,189

    Something like 90 per cent of salaried GPs are part-time, so clearly not only the fairer sex. Perhaps some of those part-timers have two part-time jobs but still.
    https://www.pulsetoday.co.uk/news/workload/nhs-england-says-almost-90-of-gps-work-part-time-in-response-to-pulse-survey/
    Further to the Great British GP shortage, given so many appointments are by phone, perhaps The Saj could devise a way of shifting phone consultations to areas of greater GP availability, preferably without penalising a patient's own doctor.
  • northern_monkeynorthern_monkey Posts: 1,640
    edited May 2022

    The interesting speciality in that regard is obstetrics & gynaecology. Here it is abbreviated to obs & gynae, and there are still lots of male consultants. Americans call it obgyn, pronouncing each letter separately, and it has turned overwhelmingly female over the past couple of decades. Fans of the book and recent television series, This Is Going To Hurt, may also know it as brats and twats.
    I read the book recently. Very good. Quite an uncomfortable bit in there for bloke readers about a pissed young man who, naked, slides down an abrasive lamp post. Funny though.

    Opened my eyes to how brutal the hours are for junior doctors. They do so many unpaid extra hours. Bit of a scandal really. I don’t envy them. No wonder many go part time when they can.
  • tlg86tlg86 Posts: 26,536
    MaxPB said:

    As a Spurs fan it all feels very odd that we've already signed two players before the window has properly opened and we've got two likely signings in Spence and Bastoni to be completed in the next week or so and 3-4 more to come.

    Baby Jen truly has been born into a different era, long may it continue.

    https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQtUJZkB_hGlRhNLzlK_YsNAb14MUgQC368mg&usqp=CAU
  • nico679nico679 Posts: 6,277
    HYUFD said:

    Nadine Dorries announces Bradford as UK city of culture 2025

    Was she drunk when she announced that !
  • agingjb2agingjb2 Posts: 122
    HYUFD tells me what Tories think, and I value this, being opposed to any party who I feel would have the slightest chance or desire of instituting a one party state.
  • Sunil_PrasannanSunil_Prasannan Posts: 53,662
    edited May 2022

    'It's a confidential process and I'll retain my discretion and say nothing more at the moment'

    A smiling @SirGrahamBrady speaks to ITV News after being asked whether there are enough no confidence letters to trigger a vote on @BorisJohnson's leadership https://t.co/3rpifr35bn https://t.co/8CkC0T4qLx

    It is done.

    "What is Gove?
    Oh, Brady don't hurt me
    Don't hurt me
    No more"
  • DecrepiterJohnLDecrepiterJohnL Posts: 30,189

    I read the book recently. Very good. Quite an uncomfortable bit in there for bloke readers about a pissed young man who, naked, slides down an abrasive lamp post.

    Opened my eyes to how brutal the hours are for junior doctors. They do so many unpaid extra hours. Bit of a scandal really. I don’t envy them. No wonder many go part time when they can.
    The television series is available on iplayer. That anecdote is included.
    https://www.bbc.co.uk/iplayer/episode/p0b6k6kx/this-is-going-to-hurt-series-1-episode-1

    Spoiler (sort of): the cyclist who taps on the window to wake Dr Kay up in one episode is the actual Adam Kay.
  • rottenboroughrottenborough Posts: 65,533
    Angela Richardson MP
    @AJRichardsonMP
    PM must reinstate the foreword in the Ministerial Code. I recognise it's his code and belongs to him, but removing words that we recognise as standards in public life is damaging to trust and respect for those who step forward to be HMG Ministers. Never to be treated lightly.

    https://twitter.com/AJRichardsonMP/status/1531696142341349377
  • pigeonpigeon Posts: 5,173

    I knew you joking and teasing.

    There isn’t anyone in this country… I’ll rephrase that, there is no UK citizen anywhere in the world who actually believes this costly policy will actually work to get THAT excited about it.

    But it is a damaging issue for the incumbent conservatives, if not this “fig leaf” proposal, what real policy can they turn to?

    I havn’t a clue. These people are not just fleeing oppression, be it tribal, political, sexual, war, poverty, lack of future if they keep going through many other countries to come here - There is this ‘Dick Whittington’ mentality about the people crossing third of the world, through other countries, risking their lives just to come here - whilst they have that in their heads what can you Really do? Germany wants them, yet they want to be here. What can you do?
    Only two approaches will work with the boat people problem: give up and let them all in, or be ruthless and throw them all out - and if you're going for the latter you need strong legislation that is made explicitly superior to the Human Rights Act, and a lot of expensive infrastructure: enough patrol vessels on constant watch in the Channel to intercept all the dinghies, and a high capacity and remote offshoring facility.

    The Government daren't let them all in because most of the electorate wants rid of them, as per these results: https://yougov.co.uk/topics/politics/articles-reports/2021/11/30/four-five-britons-disapprove-governments-handling- It isn't nearly nasty enough to lock them all out properly, either. So it flails around in the middle, doing stunts to try to make itself look tough yet ultimately pleasing no-one.

    The next Government will, of course, also flail around in the middle on this issue and also please no-one.
  • FairlieredFairliered Posts: 5,603

    No. I'm lamenting the fact that we don't have enough GPs because so many are part-time. And there is indisputably a link to that being because so many are women. Very few men go part-time. It's just a fact and probably needs to be taken into account when it comes to workforce planning.
    What about the older men whose pension funds are close to the lifetime allowance and don’t want to breach it?
  • wooliedyedwooliedyed Posts: 10,061
    edited May 2022
    Roger said:

    As Dominic Grieve had to explain to the hapless interviewer on Ch4 News that is simply proceedural
    Yes, its an investigation into a possible offence. Proceedures are followed.
    I'm sure it was vital for them all to be gathered together to have dinner with Mary Foy as per the agenda, and they have nothing to worry about and aren't massive hypocrites. Time and plod will tell.
  • Sunil_PrasannanSunil_Prasannan Posts: 53,662

    Breaking news

    Keir Starmer and Angela Rayner receive questionnaires from Durham Police re beergate

    I may need a new avatar...
  • MaxPBMaxPB Posts: 39,822
    tlg86 said:

    https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQtUJZkB_hGlRhNLzlK_YsNAb14MUgQC368mg&usqp=CAU
    Arsenal fans are just so bitter. Have fun on those Thursday nights! Super Mikel couldn't get Champions League.
  • GardenwalkerGardenwalker Posts: 22,203
    Sad to see the hatred of Bradford.
    Never been (except sitting at the train station once, trying to get to Hebden Bridge) but fine architecture I hear.

    Plus, the birthplace of David Hockney.

    We should try to get back into the European capital of culture though tho, which gets proper investment and attention.
  • StuartinromfordStuartinromford Posts: 18,356
    rcs1000 said:

    I'm all in favour of the government building a proper offshore processing facility, and prioritising those who go there directly, rather than trekking across the Med and Europe to get to the UK, and then submitting an asylum request.

    I am more sceptical of us just dumping a small number of people in Rwanda, and then not actually doing any processing. It seems more like it's designed for tabloid headlines than to actually solve the problem.
    The trouble with that plan is that it would either lead to the UK taking more asylum seekers than it does at the moment, or someone on the ground putting up a "sorry, we're full until next year" sign. Neither of which is ideal for the target audience.

    A scheme like that, run by the UN, that distributes asylum seekers fairly and globally, has a lot to commend it in the 21st century. But the need for fairness (i.e. winning the lottery ticket by being born in Britain gives us lots of obligations) makes it pretty sure that it won't ever happen.

    Talking of which,

    Sam Freedman
    @Samfr
    Wow. The refugees served with notice they'll be sent to Rwanda are from Syria. Imagine leaving that horror, getting all the way here and then being told you're being sent to a dictatorship.

    https://twitter.com/Samfr/status/1531706014113964032
  • Sunil_PrasannanSunil_Prasannan Posts: 53,662

    Sad to see the hatred of Bradford.
    Never been (except sitting at the train station once, trying to get to Hebden Bridge) but fine architecture I hear.

    Plus, the birthplace of David Hockney.

    We should try to get back into the European capital of culture though tho, which gets proper investment and attention.

    I've been to BOTH Bradford stations :)
  • GardenwalkerGardenwalker Posts: 22,203
    edited May 2022

    I've been to BOTH Bradford stations :)
    Sunil now that you’ve pretty much done the UK, suggest you move on to Ireland, or perhaps New England.

    By the way, there may even be a job in this hobby of yours. There are stranger things on YouTube.
  • TheuniondivvieTheuniondivvie Posts: 43,335
    Carnyx said:

    IIRC they had specialist nightvclubs/streets for every kink in Weimar Berlin, if Philip Kerr's novels are any guide.
    Ja!

    Don't know what the German equivalent of phwoarrr is..




  • TheScreamingEaglesTheScreamingEagles Posts: 121,671
    Republican Ohio Senate candidate JD Vance calls for banning all porn to "Save Families".

    Who wants to tell him about his dear leader's $130k payment to a porn star?


    https://twitter.com/RpsAgainstTrump/status/1531615024288043009
  • NigelbNigelb Posts: 76,725
    .

    Considering that this government is trying to inter people without trial at RAF Linton-upon-Ouse, you say that without any irony. And that it attacks judges and lawyers whilst undermining the rule of law. Because if lawyers can make the legal case in the high court to show that your lot are acting illegally, the fault isn't your lot acting illegally. No, its the fault of the judges and lawyers. And when the media report this then we need to find ways to stop them dissenting. And when people protest we need to clamp down on that as well. MPs not being pliant? Simply dissolve parliament and rule by decree.

    Call it what you want. The demolition of our society and the framework that protects us is there to see. And you would go further would you not?
    I’m hoping you meant ‘intern’ ?
  • FrancisUrquhartFrancisUrquhart Posts: 83,491
    What a joke....

    England will play their Nations League group match against Hungary in Budapest on Saturday with at least 30,000 fans in attendance - even though the fixture is being held behind closed doors.

    Hungary v England: Nations League match to have 30,000 fans despite supporters ban - https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/61653086
  • NigelbNigelb Posts: 76,725

    Angela Richardson MP
    @AJRichardsonMP
    PM must reinstate the foreword in the Ministerial Code. I recognise it's his code and belongs to him, but removing words that we recognise as standards in public life is damaging to trust and respect for those who step forward to be HMG Ministers. Never to be treated lightly.

    https://twitter.com/AJRichardsonMP/status/1531696142341349377

    Simpler and more logical to remove the PM, surely ?
  • Sunil_PrasannanSunil_Prasannan Posts: 53,662

    Sunil now that you’ve pretty much done the UK, suggest you move on to Ireland, or perhaps New England.
    Sadly, I came VERY close to doing GB (as opposed to the UK) before the pandemic, the outstanding rail routes being Inverness to Kyle and Inverness to Thurso and Wick. Also never got round to doing Clitheroe to Hellifield (Sundays only), and the Trafford Centre branch of Manchester's Metrolink (opened just days before the first lockdown!).
  • rcs1000rcs1000 Posts: 59,385
    pigeon said:

    Only two approaches will work with the boat people problem: give up and let them all in, or be ruthless and throw them all out - and if you're going for the latter you need strong legislation that is made explicitly superior to the Human Rights Act, and a lot of expensive infrastructure: enough patrol vessels on constant watch in the Channel to intercept all the dinghies, and a high capacity and remote offshoring facility.

    The Government daren't let them all in because most of the electorate wants rid of them, as per these results: https://yougov.co.uk/topics/politics/articles-reports/2021/11/30/four-five-britons-disapprove-governments-handling- It isn't nearly nasty enough to lock them all out properly, either. So it flails around in the middle, doing stunts to try to make itself look tough yet ultimately pleasing no-one.

    The next Government will, of course, also flail around in the middle on this issue and also please no-one.
    I disagree.

    The UK has a problem because:

    (a) It has insanely long asylum processing times
    and
    (b) There is a large informal labour sector in the UK, where people can work without documentation

    The combination of these two factors makes the UK a big pull. You won't get sent back quickly... and you can earn a decent wage working.

    Let's put this in context for a second. Norway estimates they have fewer than 300 illegal immigrants in the whole country - despite being an enormously prosperous country, in Schengen, with close to zero unemployment. (Oh, and they don't bother with enforcement of failed asylum claims, because people 'self deport')

    Why? Because there's next to no informal labour market in Norway. You won't be able to get a place to live, a bank account or a job if you don't have the proper documentation.

    Result, no problem.
  • Andy_JSAndy_JS Posts: 34,295
    Roger said:

    A must listen! Interview with Dominc Grieve on Ch4 News.

    The new Ch4 Interviewer is simply out of her depth though for the PM it's devastating!

    Dominic Grieve hasn't accepted the result of the EU referendum yet.
  • nico679nico679 Posts: 6,277

    Sad to see the hatred of Bradford.
    Never been (except sitting at the train station once, trying to get to Hebden Bridge) but fine architecture I hear.

    Plus, the birthplace of David Hockney.

    We should try to get back into the European capital of culture though tho, which gets proper investment and attention.

    Anything with European in the name is a big no no in these Brexit times . I’m still not getting the love for Bradford though !
  • RochdalePioneersRochdalePioneers Posts: 29,849

    Sad to see the hatred of Bradford.
    Never been (except sitting at the train station once, trying to get to Hebden Bridge) but fine architecture I hear.

    Plus, the birthplace of David Hockney.

    We should try to get back into the European capital of culture though tho, which gets proper investment and attention.

    If you'd been, you'd understand.
  • BurgessianBurgessian Posts: 2,979
    HYUFD said:

    Nadine Dorries announces Bradford as UK city of culture 2025

    Stoke would have made more sense. Three Conservative MPs. None in Bradford.
  • DecrepiterJohnLDecrepiterJohnL Posts: 30,189
    rcs1000 said:

    I disagree.

    The UK has a problem because:

    (a) It has insanely long asylum processing times
    and
    (b) There is a large informal labour sector in the UK, where people can work without documentation

    The combination of these two factors makes the UK a big pull. You won't get sent back quickly... and you can earn a decent wage working.

    Let's put this in context for a second. Norway estimates they have fewer than 300 illegal immigrants in the whole country - despite being an enormously prosperous country, in Schengen, with close to zero unemployment. (Oh, and they don't bother with enforcement of failed asylum claims, because people 'self deport')

    Why? Because there's next to no informal labour market in Norway. You won't be able to get a place to live, a bank account or a job if you don't have the proper documentation.

    Result, no problem.
    Though we also speak English. Probably not many migrants have Norwegian as their second language. We also have settled communities from most migrant countries of origin.
  • rcs1000rcs1000 Posts: 59,385
    rcs1000 said:

    I disagree.

    The UK has a problem because:

    (a) It has insanely long asylum processing times
    and
    (b) There is a large informal labour sector in the UK, where people can work without documentation

    The combination of these two factors makes the UK a big pull. You won't get sent back quickly... and you can earn a decent wage working.

    Let's put this in context for a second. Norway estimates they have fewer than 300 illegal immigrants in the whole country - despite being an enormously prosperous country, in Schengen, with close to zero unemployment. (Oh, and they don't bother with enforcement of failed asylum claims, because people 'self deport')

    Why? Because there's next to no informal labour market in Norway. You won't be able to get a place to live, a bank account or a job if you don't have the proper documentation.

    Result, no problem.
    Here's a good article - https://www.newsinenglish.no/2017/07/31/life-too-difficult-for-illegal-aliens/
  • dixiedeandixiedean Posts: 29,939
    edited May 2022

    In other news the Gulag for Refugees planned to be opened in North Yorkshire has run into trouble. Locals don't want their village turned into Guantanamo Bay and the Home Office keeps not making a decision.

    https://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2022/may/31/plan-to-move-1500-asylum-seekers-to-yorkshire-village-hit-by-delay

    Sad to see the hatred of Bradford.
    Never been (except sitting at the train station once, trying to get to Hebden Bridge) but fine architecture I hear.

    Plus, the birthplace of David Hockney.

    We should try to get back into the European capital of culture though tho, which gets proper investment and attention.

    Yeah. There's nowt wrong with Bradford.
    JB Priestley, Delius, Zayn Malik and Ade Edmondson too.
    On the other hand there's Gareth Gates.
    A huge landfill of Odsal wouldn't go amiss mind.
  • noneoftheabovenoneoftheabove Posts: 24,266
    nico679 said:

    Anything with European in the name is a big no no in these Brexit times . I’m still not getting the love for Bradford though !
    Simples, create the AUKUS city of culture and the Mail will love it. And Australia and the US have less rivals for capital of culture too.
  • rcs1000rcs1000 Posts: 59,385

    Though we also speak English. Probably not many migrants have Norwegian as their second language. We also have settled communities from most migrant countries of origin.
    Sure - but not many speak Swedish, and Sweden has similar problems to us.
  • noneoftheabovenoneoftheabove Posts: 24,266
    edited May 2022

    Republican Ohio Senate candidate JD Vance calls for banning all porn to "Save Families".

    Who wants to tell him about his dear leader's $130k payment to a porn star?


    https://twitter.com/RpsAgainstTrump/status/1531615024288043009

    With such a new law he could have just quietly got her arrested instead? Bigly, luvvly, jubbly for the billionaire sex pests.
  • DecrepiterJohnLDecrepiterJohnL Posts: 30,189
    dixiedean said:

    Yeah. There's nowt wrong with Bradford.
    JB Priestley, Delius, Zayn Malik and Ade Edmondson too.
    On the other hand there's Gareth Gates.
    A huge landfill of Odsal wouldn't go amiss mind.
    Rita, Sue and Bob Too — Thatcher's Britain with her knickers down.
  • rottenboroughrottenborough Posts: 65,533

    Ja!

    Don't know what the German equivalent of phwoarrr is..




    Start your engines baby...
  • dixiedeandixiedean Posts: 29,939
    edited May 2022

    Stoke would have made more sense. Three Conservative MPs. None in Bradford.
    Keighley and Shipley?
    You can't get more cultured than Philip Davies MP.
  • TheScreamingEaglesTheScreamingEagles Posts: 121,671
    Pope Pius XII doesn't come out of this at all well.

    Adolf Hitler and the wartime Pope, Pius XII, discussed a secret co-operation using Queen Victoria’s great-grandson as a go-between, newly published Vatican documents have revealed.

    In long-distance negotiations held between 1939 and 1941, Pius discussed stifling criticism of Hitler in return for an end to the Nazi crackdown on the church in Germany, according to archive material hidden for 80 years by the Vatican.

    The secret communications were conducted with the help of Hitler’s emissary, Prince Philipp of Hesse, a 36-year-old German aristocrat descended from Queen Victoria who was a third cousin of the Queen....

    ...“[Pope Pius] also knew denouncing atrocities could antagonise the German Catholic soldiers who were shooting Jews. He remembered the Reformation and didn’t want to create a schism between Catholics in Germany,” he said.


    https://www.thetimes.co.uk/article/hitler-sent-nazi-prince-to-broker-secret-deal-with-pope-vatican-papers-reveal-jqd06vkqs#Echobox=1654014132
  • NigelbNigelb Posts: 76,725
    Andy_JS said:

    Dominic Grieve hasn't accepted the result of the EU referendum yet.
    Neither, apparently, have those who voted to leave.
  • TheScreamingEaglesTheScreamingEagles Posts: 121,671

    Ja!

    Don't know what the German equivalent of phwoarrr is..




    Are you Neil Parish?
  • RogerRoger Posts: 20,454

    If you'd been, you'd understand.
    The photography museum is well worth a visit and the Barbara Hepworth sculpture park is somewhere near.....and there's a Wetherspoon's nearby.....
  • RochdalePioneersRochdalePioneers Posts: 29,849
    rcs1000 said:

    I disagree.

    The UK has a problem because:

    (a) It has insanely long asylum processing times
    and
    (b) There is a large informal labour sector in the UK, where people can work without documentation

    The combination of these two factors makes the UK a big pull. You won't get sent back quickly... and you can earn a decent wage working.

    Let's put this in context for a second. Norway estimates they have fewer than 300 illegal immigrants in the whole country - despite being an enormously prosperous country, in Schengen, with close to zero unemployment. (Oh, and they don't bother with enforcement of failed asylum claims, because people 'self deport')

    Why? Because there's next to no informal labour market in Norway. You won't be able to get a place to live, a bank account or a job if you don't have the proper documentation.

    Result, no problem.
    But we can't go after the companies who employ informal labour. They make too much profit.
  • dixiedeandixiedean Posts: 29,939
    rcs1000 said:

    I disagree.

    The UK has a problem because:

    (a) It has insanely long asylum processing times
    and
    (b) There is a large informal labour sector in the UK, where people can work without documentation

    The combination of these two factors makes the UK a big pull. You won't get sent back quickly... and you can earn a decent wage working.

    Let's put this in context for a second. Norway estimates they have fewer than 300 illegal immigrants in the whole country - despite being an enormously prosperous country, in Schengen, with close to zero unemployment. (Oh, and they don't bother with enforcement of failed asylum claims, because people 'self deport')

    Why? Because there's next to no informal labour market in Norway. You won't be able to get a place to live, a bank account or a job if you don't have the proper documentation.

    Result, no problem.
    Technically you can't get a job, nor a place to live either here.
    But there's next to no enforcement.
  • rottenboroughrottenborough Posts: 65,533

    "What is Gove?
    Oh, Brady don't hurt me
    Don't hurt me
    No more"
    He is rightly not going to say the threshold has been reached over the Jubilee celebrations.

  • TheuniondivvieTheuniondivvie Posts: 43,335

    Are you Neil Parish?
    That particular model has a hot bulb engine.
    You can say that again!
  • tlg86tlg86 Posts: 26,536
    MaxPB said:

    Arsenal fans are just so bitter. Have fun on those Thursday nights! Super Mikel couldn't get Champions League.
    Don’t worry, I’m not bitter. :)

    But it does make me smile. For years, I had to put up with morons (both Arsenal fans and fans of other clubs) criticising us for finishing in the Top 4.

    Whilst I’d take winning a cup over finishing fourth, I wouldn’t take winning a cup over having a team capable of finishing fourth. And having a team capable of finishing fourth is very difficult to achieve.
  • rottenboroughrottenborough Posts: 65,533

    Paul Waugh
    @paulwaugh
    ·
    25m
    "He's not Falstaff, he's Faust," an Oxford contemporary once said of
    @BorisJohnson
    .

    https://twitter.com/paulwaugh
  • MexicanpeteMexicanpete Posts: 31,302

    If you'd been, you'd understand.
    I used to work out of the now grade 2 listed derelict Bowling Iron Works on Bowling Back Lane so I know Bradford quite well. Bradford is not Henley-on-Thames, but if Northern and gritty floats one's boat, it can't be faulted.
  • TheScreamingEaglesTheScreamingEagles Posts: 121,671
    edited May 2022
    dixiedean said:

    Most of Pornhub seems to encourage families to come together.
    Literally.
  • IshmaelZIshmaelZ Posts: 21,830

    Literally.
    Over me
  • ThomasNasheThomasNashe Posts: 5,331

    He is rightly not going to say the threshold has been reached over the Jubilee celebrations.

    Could we have another double bank holiday to celebrate when the fat oaf is finally chiselled out of No.10?
  • TheuniondivvieTheuniondivvie Posts: 43,335
    IshmaelZ said:

    Over me
    Over my head
  • dixiedeandixiedean Posts: 29,939

    Literally.
    You've quite a talent for explaining the jokes today. :)
  • CarnyxCarnyx Posts: 44,620
    edited May 2022

    Ja!

    Don't know what the German equivalent of phwoarrr is..




    Ooh yes! One big throbbing hot bulb horizontal cylinder. Needs quite a lot of foreplay to get going, like your average middle-aged-to-elderly REDACTED MP.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tr_b6mTnHEo

    Edit: missed TUD's posting ...

  • nico679nico679 Posts: 6,277

    I used to work out of the now grade 2 listed derelict Bowling Iron Works on Bowling Back Lane so I know Bradford quite well. Bradford is not Henley-on-Thames, but if Northern and gritty floats one's boat, it can't be faulted.
    Isn’t northern and gritty in terms of Bradford just another way of saying it’s a dump !
  • Scott_xPScott_xP Posts: 38,114
    These paragraphs from Lord Geidt suggest he has had quite enough of being portrayed as a lap dog. https://twitter.com/jessicaelgot/status/1531687983883112448/photo/1
  • rottenboroughrottenborough Posts: 65,533
    Chris Mason
    @ChrisMasonBBC
    ·
    1h
    The Prime Minister's Independent Adviser on Ministers’ Interests has said there is a " legitimate question" regarding whether the Prime Minister's partygate fine represents a breach of the ministerial code.

    https://twitter.com/ChrisMasonBBC/status/1531687323670401027

    ===

    Nadine will be doubling down on close the BBC agenda after that tweet...
  • geoffwgeoffw Posts: 9,012


    Paul Waugh
    @paulwaugh
    ·
    25m
    "He's not Falstaff, he's Faust," an Oxford contemporary once said of
    @BorisJohnson
    .

    https://twitter.com/paulwaugh

    Since we're doing German today, that would make him a great thumping fist, but Gordon was bestowed that handle by Tony already.
  • IshmaelZIshmaelZ Posts: 21,830

    Over my head
    Not a passionate Beatles fan, then?

    Without them, no Radiohead. Think on that.
  • MexicanpeteMexicanpete Posts: 31,302
    nico679 said:

    Isn’t northern and gritty in terms of Bradford just another way of saying it’s a dump !
    Queensbury is very nice. Thornton on the other hand, is certainly "Northern and gritty". I recall the cheapest curries anywhere in the Western world on Leeds Road, back in the day.
  • NigelbNigelb Posts: 76,725
    Informative thread for understanding what the US does or doesn’t agree to in supplying Ukraine.

    https://mobile.twitter.com/noclador/status/1531012132975910912
    Angry thread about M270 MLRS and M142 HIMARS 🧵

    and a bit about BM-27 Uragan and BM-30 Smerch too.

    Angry, because every M270 and M142 thread I have seen on twitter so far is FULL OF MIND BOGGLING ERRORS...
  • RogerRoger Posts: 20,454
    nico679 said:

    Was she drunk when she announced that !
    To Nadine Dorries every city with a Wetherspoons is a City of Culture
  • CarnyxCarnyx Posts: 44,620
    Roger said:

    To Nadine Dorries every city with a Wetherspoons is a City of Culture
    They must be rattled about the Yorkshire Nationalist Party.
  • Scott_xPScott_xP Posts: 38,114
    NEW:  Conservative MPs war-gaming how a rebellion against Boris Johnson might play out are worried the PM could respond to a slim victory in a party vote of confidence by calling a general election.

    Story to follow...

    https://twitter.com/kitty_donaldson/status/1531716132859785217
  • rottenboroughrottenborough Posts: 65,533

    With such a new law he could have just quietly got her arrested instead? Bigly, luvvly, jubbly for the billionaire sex pests.
    Doesn't banning all porn break the First Amendment?
  • tlg86tlg86 Posts: 26,536
    Is there a market for what time the Nadal v Djokovic match finishes? Something tells me it might go on some time.
  • tlg86tlg86 Posts: 26,536
    Roger said:

    To Nadine Dorries every city with a Wetherspoons is a City of Culture
    Doesn’t Bradford have a film festival?
  • rottenboroughrottenborough Posts: 65,533
    Tom Larkin
    @TomLarkinSky
    ·
    8m
    Here's where things stand tonight (publicly):

    - 41 MPs openly questioning the PM's leadership
    - 28 MPs calling for the PM to go now

    https://twitter.com/TomLarkinSky
  • kle4kle4 Posts: 98,568
    Scott_xP said:

    These paragraphs from Lord Geidt suggest he has had quite enough of being portrayed as a lap dog. https://twitter.com/jessicaelgot/status/1531687983883112448/photo/1

    He knows where the door is.
  • Stark_DawningStark_Dawning Posts: 9,981
    Scott_xP said:

    NEW:  Conservative MPs war-gaming how a rebellion against Boris Johnson might play out are worried the PM could respond to a slim victory in a party vote of confidence by calling a general election.

    Story to follow...

    https://twitter.com/kitty_donaldson/status/1531716132859785217

    Scott_xP said:

    NEW:  Conservative MPs war-gaming how a rebellion against Boris Johnson might play out are worried the PM could respond to a slim victory in a party vote of confidence by calling a general election.

    Story to follow...

    https://twitter.com/kitty_donaldson/status/1531716132859785217

    Of course, if they'd had stuck with the FTPA, as I kept recommending, they wouldn't have to worry about PMs playing silly buggers with general elections like this.
  • TheScreamingEaglesTheScreamingEagles Posts: 121,671

    Of course, if they'd had stuck with the FTPA, as I kept recommending, they wouldn't have to worry about PMs playing silly buggers with general elections like this.
    Nah, Starmer, Davey, the SNP would all vote for a general election.
  • nico679nico679 Posts: 6,277
    Scott_xP said:

    NEW:  Conservative MPs war-gaming how a rebellion against Boris Johnson might play out are worried the PM could respond to a slim victory in a party vote of confidence by calling a general election.

    Story to follow...

    https://twitter.com/kitty_donaldson/status/1531716132859785217

    So Bozo behind in the polls will call an election if he wins a vote of confidence . Any Tory MP using this line is cleariy trying to find an excuse to keep him in place .
  • CarnyxCarnyx Posts: 44,620
    kle4 said:

    He knows where the door is.
    The flap in the door, you mean.
  • MaxPBMaxPB Posts: 39,822
    tlg86 said:

    Don’t worry, I’m not bitter. :)

    But it does make me smile. For years, I had to put up with morons (both Arsenal fans and fans of other clubs) criticising us for finishing in the Top 4.

    Whilst I’d take winning a cup over finishing fourth, I wouldn’t take winning a cup over having a team capable of finishing fourth. And having a team capable of finishing fourth is very difficult to achieve.
    I think the criticism from rival fans was that Arsenal seemed to believe that 4th was an achievement in and of itself rather than a stepping stone to greater things. Spurs, at least this time and the last few times we were in it definitely attempted to win and compete on all stages.

    There really does seem to have been a huge lowering of expectations at Arsenal, I don't understand how the fans are satisfied with the season or the manager. He's clearly out of his depth and having spent £150 last summer and £100m the summer before I'm also not sure how much more the owners will be willing to sink into the club while he's in charge.

    Getting Conte and Paritici in is the best thing Spurs have done in ages. They're both world class in their positions and now we've held onto them as well as Kane and Son there's a semblance of something great being assembled at Hotspur Way.

    If I was an Arsenal fan I'd be looking over my shoulder at Newcastle, Man United and Leicester all of whom have better managers and the first two will out muscle Arsenal in the transfer market all summer. I'd also say Howe and Ten Hag are a bigger pull factor than Arteta. The way Arteta has publicly fallen out with star players like Aubameyang, Pepe and Guendouzi is going to be a factor in getting that big name world class signing.
  • rottenboroughrottenborough Posts: 65,533
    FWIW, I reckon we may now be nibbling at the mid to low 40s on letters.

    A lull is coming over the Jubilee weekend obviously as no sane Tory would interrupt her maj's celebration with a crass tweet.

    So, Sunday and Monday next week are crucial...

  • kle4kle4 Posts: 98,568
    nico679 said:

    So Bozo behind in the polls will call an election if he wins a vote of confidence . Any Tory MP using this line is cleariy trying to find an excuse to keep him in place .
    Many will be looking for an excuse, since most of them (like us) seek to avoid difficult decisions. Problem for Boris is he seems to be employing a variety of contradictory messages to provide such an excuse (he's still the top man, no clear successor, he will promote you, he will lash out and take you down with him, etc)
  • rottenboroughrottenborough Posts: 65,533
    nico679 said:

    So Bozo behind in the polls will call an election if he wins a vote of confidence . Any Tory MP using this line is cleariy trying to find an excuse to keep him in place .
    Honestly, sounds like the kind of bollx line the Whips will be circulating.
  • kle4kle4 Posts: 98,568

    Doesn't banning all porn break the First Amendment?
    There are amendments besides the Second?

    I just assumed that was an odd name for the only one of importance.
  • CarnyxCarnyx Posts: 44,620
    tlg86 said:

    Doesn’t Bradford have a film festival?
    Lots of cities have a film festival. Even Edinburgh has one, and you'd think it had plenty already (actually, I think it's one of the more reasonable ones, because capacity is inherently limited).
  • dixiedeandixiedean Posts: 29,939
    Forgot about the Brontë Sisters.
  • rottenboroughrottenborough Posts: 65,533
    edited May 2022
    kle4 said:

    I'm sure that is very sensible - the public would probably love to go into an early election prompted entirely by internal Conservative politicking.
    Has the advantage that half way through a GE contest this summer the leader of the opposition has to resign as he got a FPN for a curry.

    Pass the popcorn....
  • NigelbNigelb Posts: 76,725
    Roger said:

    The photography museum is well worth a visit and the Barbara Hepworth sculpture park is somewhere near.....and there's a Wetherspoon's nearby.....
    The cultural bits of the first were ‘deaccessioned’ to London, weren’t they ?
    https://theconversation.com/moving-the-collections-from-bradfords-national-media-museum-to-london-is-a-betrayal-of-the-north-56525

    The Hepworth is in Wakefield (and well worth visiting). The West Yorkshire Sculpture Park (ditto) further away still.
  • TheScreamingEaglesTheScreamingEagles Posts: 121,671
    Hurrah.

    UK and EU have agreed a co-ordinated ban on insuring ships carrying Russian oil, shutting Moscow out of the vital Lloyd’s of London insurance market and sharply curbing its ability to export crude
  • CarnyxCarnyx Posts: 44,620

    Ja!

    Don't know what the German equivalent of phwoarrr is..




    Did you notice someone put the back tyres on wrong?
  • dixiedeandixiedean Posts: 29,939
    Scott_xP said:

    NEW:  Conservative MPs war-gaming how a rebellion against Boris Johnson might play out are worried the PM could respond to a slim victory in a party vote of confidence by calling a general election.

    Story to follow...

    https://twitter.com/kitty_donaldson/status/1531716132859785217

    Ooh! Bring it on.
  • geoffwgeoffw Posts: 9,012

    Has the advantage that half way through a GE contest this summer the leader of the opposition has to resign as he got a FPN for a curry.

    Pass the popcorn....
    poppadoms

  • NigelbNigelb Posts: 76,725

    Doesn't banning all porn break the First Amendment?
    If you’re a Catholic, originalist SC Justice, quite possibly not.
  • nico679nico679 Posts: 6,277
    Conversely doesn’t threatening Tory MPs with an election if he wins a vote of confidence risk backfiring .

    Best get rid of the man child whose throwing his toys out of the pram.
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