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  • GardenwalkerGardenwalker Posts: 22,203
    Scott_xP said:

    Jack Doyle has resigned as director of communications at No 10. He's told friends he always planned to leave after two years and that his departure is not linked to that of Munira Mirza
    https://twitter.com/JasonGroves1/status/1489300293661728773

    Now the boys who put the powder
    On the noses of the faces
    Of the ladies of the harem
    Of the court of King Caractacus
    …Were just passing by
  • RogerRoger Posts: 20,454
    Interesting that the only poster on here who showed support and understanding for Johnson's Saville smear was MrEd which shows that the wind that blows through the Alt Right in the US breezes its way back here through right wing Ultras and Trump supporters. An excruciating thought
  • MISTYMISTY Posts: 1,594
    If Boris goes, I would caution against expecting a person with the same policy mix and defter political skills to simply walk into this job.

    I really would.

    Remember Esther McVey is a Conservative MP.
  • MaxPBMaxPB Posts: 39,821
    Omnium said:

    Yes of course, but if it was the ERG alone they'd lose. This is about the broad spectrum of Tory MPs.
    But it's not the ERG alone. There'
    pigeon said:

    Workers must not ask for big pay rises to try and stop prices rising out of control, the Bank of England governor has told the BBC.

    Andrew Bailey said the Bank raised rates to 0.5% from 0.25% to prevent rising prices becoming “ingrained”.

    Asked if the Bank was also implicitly asking workers not to demand big pay rises, he said: “Broadly, yes”, the BBC reports.

    Mr Bailey said that while it would be “painful” for workers to accept that prices would rise faster than their wages, he added that some “moderation of wage rises” was needed to prevent inflation becoming entrenched.

    “In the sense of saying, we do need to see a moderation of wage rises, now that’s painful. I don’t want to in any sense sugar that, it is painful. But we need to see that in order to get through this problem more quickly.”


    https://www.theguardian.com/business/live/2022/feb/03/cost-of-living-crunch-energy-bills-price-cap-uk-interest-rates-bank-of-england-business-live

    The median UK salary is about £31,000. The salary of the Governor of the Bank of England is £495,000.

    Lol he can get fucked. How about he does his job properly instead.
  • IshmaelZIshmaelZ Posts: 21,830
    Scott_xP said:

    Awful lot of people seem to be resigning from number 10 right in the middle of this police investigation.
    https://twitter.com/tompeck/status/1489302189567021056

    Um, dim point? How does it improve their position, police investigation-wise?
  • Scott_xPScott_xP Posts: 38,112
    Is this the most desperate spin ever posted?

    An alternative view is that today's resignations in 10 Downing St could be linked to the shake up of the whole operation unveiled by Boris Johnson on Monday, in response to the Sue Gray report.
    https://twitter.com/christopherhope/status/1489302905152851981
  • HYUFDHYUFD Posts: 127,043
    edited February 2022

    I'm toying with doing a thread on Sunday where I predict if Boris goes soon he will undermine his successor in the way Thatcher did to Major and take the Incredible Sulk title from Ted Heath.
    Except Boris and Thatcher won bigger election victories than Heath ever did. Heath was only removed after losing the 1974 general election not midterm having won a landslide the election before like Thatcher and maybe Boris.

    Though Thatcher had the last laugh. The Thatcher backed candidate ie Major, Hague and IDS beat Heseltine and Clarke in every Tory leadership election after she lost office until Cameron won in 2005 for a new generation not in the Commons when Thatcher was there
  • MalmesburyMalmesbury Posts: 54,200
    Carnyx said:

    Hmm, I've got the novel, but haven't read it for decades. Wonder how it compares to the film?
    The film is worth watching by itself.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NXZF6DwKvCI
  • LeonLeon Posts: 59,782

    I'm toying with doing a thread on Sunday where I predict if Boris goes soon he will undermine his successor in the way Thatcher did to Major and take the Incredible Sulk title from Ted Heath.
    Unlikely. Boris has many flaws but he’s not the type to stew in a futile sulk.

    For a start he will want to make TONS of money. Sitting in the Commons sniping at Sunak (or whoever) does not serve that purpose. He will want to turn the page and do something unexpected (along with the memoirs)

    He is still a man with exceptional political talents, and he is a good writer, and he has amazing contacts. How does he use all this?
  • RazedabodeRazedabode Posts: 3,106

    The police investigation?
    Could be. Though I thought Boris was clear that we’d drawn a line under that 😂
  • HeathenerHeathener Posts: 7,085
    eek said:

    It's easy to imagine Boris as a very part time MP merely turning up to score a few points as and when.
    Doesn't he need to earn loads of money? Even he might find his hands tied in the HoC.

    And his ego is so huge that I don't think he'd live it down on the backbenches.

    I reckon if he's deposed he'll be out faster than Tony Blair.
  • FrancisUrquhartFrancisUrquhart Posts: 83,491
    edited February 2022

    I think it has got a lot worse since you left parliament, though, not least because of the effect of social media and the general increase in polarisation of politics. The problem is especially bad for women MPs, and even worse for ethnic minority women MPs, but it's bad for all MPs now.
    Its not just what people write on social media about you, its even if you are "off the clock" and some twat always has a camera phone ready to film absolutely anything you do. This is true for anybody in the public eye and I can't imagine it is a particularly good for you mental health.

    I personally would never "volunteer" myself for something like that.
  • Optics for no 10 in the media tonight are dreadful

    For goodness sake Boris for once in your life do the decent thing and resign
  • IanB2IanB2 Posts: 51,107
    eek said:

    It's easy to imagine Boris as a very part time MP merely turning up to score a few points as and when.
    If Johnson follows Heath down that path, the irony meter will surely explode.
  • IanB2IanB2 Posts: 51,107
    edited February 2022
    Leon said:

    Unlikely. Boris has many flaws but he’s not the type to stew in a futile sulk.

    For a start he will want to make TONS of money. Sitting in the Commons sniping at Sunak (or whoever) does not serve that purpose. He will want to turn the page and do something unexpected (along with the memoirs)

    He is still a man with exceptional political talents, and he is a good writer, and he has amazing contacts. How does he use all this?
    In our dotage we’ll probably find ourselves on some Saga cruise to who knows where and he’ll be giving a lecture talk in the main lounge.
  • IshmaelZIshmaelZ Posts: 21,830

    I'm toying with doing a thread on Sunday where I predict if Boris goes soon he will undermine his successor in the way Thatcher did to Major and take the Incredible Sulk title from Ted Heath.
    Naah, he doesn't want outcomes, he wants status. And if you can't fake up a convincing account of Johnsonism in no 10 you sure as fuck can't cook it up and sell it from the back benches. Chiltern hundreds ahoy.
  • lisa o'carroll @lisaocarroll

    Sir Jeffery Donaldson also told reporters that Boris Johnson told him at the Tory party conference that he would get a revised deal with Brussels in a "short sharp three weeks" of negotiations. Four months, Donaldson said it was time to take action.


    Sir Jeffery actually believed that? Talk about the triumph of hope over experience.
  • rcs1000rcs1000 Posts: 59,385
    HYUFD said:

    Both also have populations of less than 5% and have low tax so long attracted high net worth residents and financial services.

    Both are also expensive to live in, so also limiting the attraction for the non high skilled and non high paid
    Wait: the UK has a population of more than 172 million people???

    Wow.

    More seriously, let me turn the question around. Would you rather your child was educated to the level where they could be a well paid software engineer? Or would you rather they decided that we needed to have more people who were only skilled to clean toilets?
  • MalmesburyMalmesbury Posts: 54,200

    Yes although probably mainly the FDP's older voters. I imagine most of the younger FDP voters are probably still quite happy. We will probably see more SPD-Green-FDP state coalitions in Germany this year as well.
    My German friends say that the Ukrainian issue has moved the jigsaw of German politics - and not in ways that a UK observer might expect.

    For example, the Greens are resolutely anti-Putin and all his works...
  • GardenwalkerGardenwalker Posts: 22,203

    lisa o'carroll @lisaocarroll

    Sir Jeffery Donaldson also told reporters that Boris Johnson told him at the Tory party conference that he would get a revised deal with Brussels in a "short sharp three weeks" of negotiations. Four months, Donaldson said it was time to take action.


    Sir Jeffery actually believed that? Talk about the triumph of hope over experience.

    The amount of suckers out there astonishes me.
  • AnabobazinaAnabobazina Posts: 23,795
    If the putsch now happens I’m going to owe @IshmaelZ an apology…
  • boulayboulay Posts: 6,155

    I'm toying with doing a thread on Sunday where I predict if Boris goes soon he will undermine his successor in the way Thatcher did to Major and take the Incredible Sulk title from Ted Heath.
    Maybe but I don’t think Boris has any ideology apart from promote himself, earn money, try and be clever with words and chase women so I can’t see him hanging around - he would stay MP to draw salary until he has enough guaranteed earnings to drop that then be off.

    I can’t see him holding his seat at next GE anyway so that choice won’t be in his hands.

    Also not going to be harping on about his replacement as it will devalue him (yes it could even get lower) and remind everyone he was a loser.

    He might be investigating if Albania is looking for a king or something…..
  • FoxyFoxy Posts: 51,241
    edited February 2022

    The problem is not “social media” unto itself.

    The problem is that the mainstream media have been hollowed out by social media must increasingly turn to “social media” for “news”.

    Not sure how to fix it. It’s lethal for democracy though.

    Yes, there is a problem with news reporters just trawling social media for stories.

    I think though that the controlling, media management, unnamed sources and spin doctors of the press baron era and Alastair Campbell was not much better, just a different sort of bad.
  • CookieCookie Posts: 14,815
    Mango said:

    Munira Mirza? Of RCP, Living Marxism and Spiked fame? Scum is undercooking it, if anything. I'll admit, I'm partisan about movements that aid and abet genocide, but I think one should be.

    As for Frosty, let's just call him very flexible on his principles. I'll give it a rest in his regard.
    I think you're getting a wee bit aerated Mango.

    The path of person-does-not-agree-with-me to person's-views-are-absolutely-and-tantamount-to-genocide-and-person-is-abhorrent is far too lightly trod.
  • IanB2IanB2 Posts: 51,107
    And now Jack Doyle resigned.

    Given that they’re all lined up for the sack, why wouldn’t you?
  • LeonLeon Posts: 59,782
    IanB2 said:

    In our dotage we’ll probably find ourselves on some Saga cruise to who knows where and he’ll be giving a lecture talk in the main lounge.
    Lol. And you know what? We will both go along and listen. Who wouldn’t?

    That’s why I am sure he will make bazillions. He is witty and clever and has a unique, remarkable story to tell, and 40 years of anecdotes

    OTOH I can see you storming out halfway through in anger (when he gets to Brexit) then I will run after you and try and placate you with free blancmange, as that is all that we will be capable of eating

    Then we will play cribbage
  • SandpitSandpit Posts: 56,022
    rcs1000 said:

    Wait: the UK has a population of more than 172 million people???

    Wow.

    More seriously, let me turn the question around. Would you rather your child was educated to the level where they could be a well paid software engineer? Or would you rather they decided that we needed to have more people who were only skilled to clean toilets?
    How many of the unskilled immigrants in Singapore or Switzerland, can ever attain citizenship of those countries?
  • If the putsch now happens I’m going to owe @IshmaelZ an apology…

    Hopefully the bookies will owe him some money.
  • Richard_NabaviRichard_Nabavi Posts: 30,822
    edited February 2022


    Its not just what people write on social media about you, its even if you are "off the clock" and some twat always has a camera phone ready to film absolutely anything you do. This is true for anybody in the public eye and I can't imagine it is a particularly good for you mental health.

    I personally would never "volunteer" myself for something like that.

    Yes, true, but I wasn't referring only to nasty comments on social media. It gets beyond that, spilling over into actual physical threats or turning up at MPs' homes and intimidating the families.
  • AnabobazinaAnabobazina Posts: 23,795
    Should just about make it home to catch Channel 4 News. Sounds like fun!
  • IshmaelZIshmaelZ Posts: 21,830

    The police investigation?
    Really not a great point, surely? I mean, would Fred West have evaded justice if he had sold the Cromwell Street house and moved round the corner prior to trial?
  • rcs1000 said:

    Wait: the UK has a population of more than 172 million people???
    That must be why a weekly shop in the Welsh valleys cost £400.....
  • MarqueeMarkMarqueeMark Posts: 54,550

    My German friends say that the Ukrainian issue has moved the jigsaw of German politics - and not in ways that a UK observer might expect.

    For example, the Greens are resolutely anti-Putin and all his works...
    Given Putin is such a source of hydrocarbons into Europe, not exactly a stretch is it?
  • IshmaelZIshmaelZ Posts: 21,830

    If the putsch now happens I’m going to owe @IshmaelZ an apology…

    No you aren't. We disagreed, but I don't remember you calling me a brainless prat.
  • GardenwalkerGardenwalker Posts: 22,203

    Given Putin is such a source of hydrocarbons into Europe, not exactly a stretch is it?
    It would be for the US Green Party.
  • FrancisUrquhartFrancisUrquhart Posts: 83,491
    edited February 2022

    Yes, true, but I wasn't referring only to nasty comments on social media. It gets beyond that, spilling over into actual physical threats or turning up at MPs' homes and intimidating the families.
    Absolutely, JRM and Corybn's homes being targeted. Totally unacceptable.
  • IanB2IanB2 Posts: 51,107
    boulay said:

    Maybe but I don’t think Boris has any ideology apart from promote himself, earn money, try and be clever with words and chase women so I can’t see him hanging around - he would stay MP to draw salary until he has enough guaranteed earnings to drop that then be off.

    I can’t see him holding his seat at next GE anyway so that choice won’t be in his hands.

    Also not going to be harping on about his replacement as it will devalue him (yes it could even get lower) and remind everyone he was a loser.

    He might be investigating if Albania is looking for a king or something…..
    Maybe he’ll succeed in finding the lost kingdom of the twats, before our Sean does?
  • IanB2IanB2 Posts: 51,107
    Leon said:

    Lol. And you know what? We will both go along and listen. Who wouldn’t?

    That’s why I am sure he will make bazillions. He is witty and clever and has a unique, remarkable story to tell, and 40 years of anecdotes

    OTOH I can see you storming out halfway through in anger (when he gets to Brexit) then I will run after you and try and placate you with free blancmange, as that is all that we will be capable of eating

    Then we will play cribbage
    You’re almost selling it to me.

  • ChrisChris Posts: 11,918
    Scott_xP said:

    Is this the most desperate spin ever posted?

    An alternative view is that today's resignations in 10 Downing St could be linked to the shake up of the whole operation unveiled by Boris Johnson on Monday, in response to the Sue Gray report.
    https://twitter.com/christopherhope/status/1489302905152851981

    If there's a resignation in protest against you smearing someone, why wouldn't you smear the person who's resigned?
  • IshmaelZIshmaelZ Posts: 21,830
    eek said:

    It's easy to imagine Boris as a very part time MP merely turning up to score a few points as and when.
    Also easy to imagine L Hoyle having an inexplicable blind spot when it comes to calling him at pmqs
  • moonshinemoonshine Posts: 5,814
    Leon said:

    Unlikely. Boris has many flaws but he’s not the type to stew in a futile sulk.

    For a start he will want to make TONS of money. Sitting in the Commons sniping at Sunak (or whoever) does not serve that purpose. He will want to turn the page and do something unexpected (along with the memoirs)

    He is still a man with exceptional political talents, and he is a good writer, and he has amazing contacts. How does he use all this?
    If he had the concentration span and work ethic, he should get himself a gig writing fiction for Netflix.
  • MarqueeMarkMarqueeMark Posts: 54,550
    Farooq said:

    The PM has noticed a problem, and he'll be taking measures in response
    Measures??? Has he learnt nothing?
  • MalmesburyMalmesbury Posts: 54,200

    Given Putin is such a source of hydrocarbons into Europe, not exactly a stretch is it?
    It's a long term thing - going back to the politics of the early Greens, and attitude towards the Soviet Union and it's appalling records on human rights and the environment. Unlike some other left wing groups in Europe they don't have that reflexive twitch that makes some strange defenders of Putins Russia.
  • SandpitSandpit Posts: 56,022

    Measures??? Has he learnt nothing?
    What do you think the optics are for?
  • MalmesburyMalmesbury Posts: 54,200
    Sandpit said:

    What do you think the optics are for?
    Half measures, as usual?
  • OldKingColeOldKingCole Posts: 34,565

    Now the boys who put the powder
    On the noses of the faces
    Of the ladies of the harem
    Of the court of King Caractacus
    …Were just passing by
    King Caractacus was a friend of mine!
  • OllyTOllyT Posts: 5,035
    HYUFD said:

    No I am not. Voters get a say at general elections. Party members select the leaders they get to choose from at those general elections (and to elect the PMs too if the party has a majority in Parliament and a new PM is elected midterm).

    Most voters vote for the PM and the party.

    The number who give a personal vote for their MP is less than 5%
    It's bad enough that under FPTP about 1% of the population decide who the rest of us get to vote for as PM once every 5 years. When those members give us a choice between Corbyn and Johnson then it's high time the system was overhauled.

    The majority of those who are going to choose our next PM believe that the lying clown they chose last time is still the best person for the job. That ought to set alarm bells ringing far and wide.
  • IshmaelZIshmaelZ Posts: 21,830

    Absolutely, JRM and Corybn's homes being targeted. Totally unacceptable.
    When government fears the people, there is liberty. When the people fear the government, there is tyranny.

    It is very wrong of me of course, but given the complete innocence of 99% of victims of crime, the thought of evil people posting dog poo through JRM's or Jezza's letterbox leaves me strangely unmoved.
  • boulayboulay Posts: 6,155
    I’m hoping that in the downing st flat right now Carrie has laid out all the newspaper cuttings about Spotify paying Harry and Meghan 18m to do nothing and Joe Rogan 100m to be a bit of an arse and saying “Boris darling, we cover both bases - just think what we can earn”…..
  • SandpitSandpit Posts: 56,022
    IshmaelZ said:

    When government fears the people, there is liberty. When the people fear the government, there is tyranny.

    It is very wrong of me of course, but given the complete innocence of 99% of victims of crime, the thought of evil people posting dog poo through JRM's or Jezza's letterbox leaves me strangely unmoved.
    The government should fear the voice of the people through the the ballot box, not by more direct means.

    We are sadly seeing a by-election today, because of a breakdown in this relationship.
  • EabhalEabhal Posts: 10,148

    I remember once riffling through the papers in a newsagent in central Nottingham (miles away from my constituency) and my eye being caught by some sex story in the Sun. The man standing next to me guffawed and said "Ha, that's what our MP reads, eh?" I smiled vaguely and turned away but yes, it was a goldfish bowl moment. Another time a woman leant over when I was sitting on the bus and said "You're one of those dirty bastards in Parliament, aren't you?"

    Social media was warming up then too, and I got 100+ emails a day, some of them nasty. But the overwhelming majority were warm, friendly and/or interesting, and I lost count of the number of times that people came up in the street or the supermarket to thank me for something - even after I'd left Parliament. I don't think it's changed all that much, judging by the local social media and by what MPs who I know tell me.

    I'm sure that Richard is right about disgusting abuse to women MPs and minorities in particular, and social media does empower the misogynists and racists out there to get in one's face. But it's just a mistake to think that it's not a rewarding job. 4 days a week you're in with a chance to influence the future of 70 million people. 3 days a week you're able to help individuals and often make a visible difference to their lives. How many MPs stand down voluntarily before they reach 70 or so? Not many. It's still a hugely satisfying way to spend your time.



    Also good to remember that every study of that abuse usually leads to a small group of people operating under a number of accounts (see the England footballers after the Euros).
  • IshmaelZIshmaelZ Posts: 21,830
    moonshine said:

    If he had the concentration span and work ethic, he should get himself a gig writing fiction for Netflix.
    Genius insight. That is exactly what he'll do, and be author of an updated House of Cards about a fat immoral slob who makes it to the top in English politics. If they can pay the Sussexes $18m for hebephrenic wibble, they can pay him twice that, and he can shell out a tiny fraction of it to an impoverished ghostwriter to do the actual work
  • GardenwalkerGardenwalker Posts: 22,203
    Eabhal said:

    Also good to remember that every study of that abuse usually leads to a small group of people operating under a number of accounts (see the England footballers after the Euros).
    The problem is, they drive and define the conversation. Even on here, 50% of posts seem to be @HYUFD and @BartholomewRoberts. Although the latter has gone quiet of late.
  • HeathenerHeathener Posts: 7,085
    boulay said:

    I’m hoping that in the downing st flat right now Carrie has laid out all the newspaper cuttings about Spotify paying Harry and Meghan 18m to do nothing and Joe Rogan 100m to be a bit of an arse and saying “Boris darling, we cover both bases - just think what we can earn”…..

    Yep.

    And if they cross the pond, as is his birthright, then he could earn a fortune over there. He'll be able to churn out pieces for Charles Moore (Letter from America, anyone?), speaking engagements too, alongside all the other things you mention.
  • ChameleonChameleon Posts: 4,264
    https://twitter.com/harrytlambert/status/1489309648587010048

    Only three aides in No 10 are paid £140k+. Two just quit (Mirza, Doyle) and the third (Rosenfield) is set to be fired or moved any minute.

    With Lister, Frost, Cummings, Cain, da Costa, and Stratton all already gone, there are in effect no senior figures left in Downing Street.

    Reynolds gone as well.

    Johnson doesn't even have enough aides to have his own Downfall Führerbunker moment.
  • RogerRoger Posts: 20,454
    edited February 2022
    Leon said:

    Unlikely. Boris has many flaws but he’s not the type to stew in a futile sulk.

    For a start he will want to make TONS of money. Sitting in the Commons sniping at Sunak (or whoever) does not serve that purpose. He will want to turn the page and do something unexpected (along with the memoirs)

    He is still a man with exceptional political talents, and he is a good writer, and he has amazing contacts. How does he use all this?
    Boris Uncut! Not the pink petticoat version of Leon's dreams but written by a peceptive writer who knows him well. Long but worth the effort. Good photo too

    https://www.theatlantic.com/international/archive/2022/01/boris-johnson-party-pressure/621325/?utm_source=pocket-newtab-global-en-GB
  • kle4kle4 Posts: 98,567

    Been out all day with clients.

    Now very slightly pissed.

    Can someone summarise?

    The underlings are being kicked out or or quitting.
  • HYUFDHYUFD Posts: 127,043
    rcs1000 said:

    Wait: the UK has a population of more than 172 million people???

    Wow.

    More seriously, let me turn the question around. Would you rather your child was educated to the level where they could be a well paid software engineer? Or would you rather they decided that we needed to have more people who were only skilled to clean toilets?
    In 95% of countries the average citizen is not going to be able to be educated to be a well paid software engineer. For starters as there are only so many well paid software engineer jobs to go round globally.

    We will also still need some people to clean the toilets
  • IshmaelZIshmaelZ Posts: 21,830
    Farooq said:

    Politically motivated crimes, including harassment and violence, are corrosive for democracy.
    It's not because politicians are inherently more worth as people -- they aren't -- but because to defend politicians robustly from targeted crimes is to defend democracy itself.

    We expect higher standards from politicians because of their position. We should also expect them to get the best level of protection anyone can have.
    Look at Rees Mogg in this clip, and explain how he is not corrosive for democracy

    https://twitter.com/sturdyAlex/status/1489298607106887683

    And I don't expect higher standards from politicians, I expect the same standards from everybody. Are you saying that you are more OK with your butcher lying to you than your MP? Why?
  • FoxyFoxy Posts: 51,241
    Farooq said:

    Politically motivated crimes, including harassment and violence, are corrosive for democracy.
    It's not because politicians are inherently more worth as people -- they aren't -- but because to defend politicians robustly from targeted crimes is to defend democracy itself.

    We expect higher standards from politicians because of their position. We should also expect them to get the best level of protection anyone can have.
    I completely understand why politicians retreat behind guards and walls, but it is an unhealthy distance from the real lives of people.
  • Culture secretary and Johnson loyalist Nadine Dorries is doing the morning broadcast round tomorrow

    https://twitter.com/SebastianEPayne/status/1489311564704407564
  • NickPalmerNickPalmer Posts: 21,675
    Sandpit said:


    Do you think your slightly younger self would still want to do it though, in the current era of social media, Twitter-based politics and extreme polarisation of opinion?

    Like a shot. I'd do it today if I thought I could get selected. Tempus bloody fugit, sadly.
  • moonshinemoonshine Posts: 5,814
    IshmaelZ said:

    Genius insight. That is exactly what he'll do, and be author of an updated House of Cards about a fat immoral slob who makes it to the top in English politics. If they can pay the Sussexes $18m for hebephrenic wibble, they can pay him twice that, and he can shell out a tiny fraction of it to an impoverished ghostwriter to do the actual work
    It would be more interesting to see something from him marketed as fiction but with a strong ring of truth than marketed as memoirs but with barely a hint of it. As you say, a new House of Cards type thing but with the flavour of The Ghost. Which was terrific fun because depending on your views of the Blairs you could believe none of it was true or all of it.
  • solarflaresolarflare Posts: 3,928
    So...slow news day today then, was it?!
  • PolruanPolruan Posts: 2,083
    I’m not saying that the Johnson support club is now down to its irreducible core, but (per Sebastian Payne), Dorries is all they have for tomorrow’s broadcast round.
  • boulayboulay Posts: 6,155
    Heathener said:

    Yep.

    And if they cross the pond, as is his birthright, then he could earn a fortune over there. He'll be able to churn out pieces for Charles Moore (Letter from America, anyone?), speaking engagements too, alongside all the other things you mention.
    Thinking about it vaguely seriously he could earn a fortune - Spotify would take a regular podcast from him at the drop of a hat (whatever you think of him he’s infinitely more interesting than the Sussexes), Carrie could be the new Lawrence Llewelyn-Bowen of You-tube with guest appearances by Lulu Little, GB news (if they have the money) would take him to do a weekly phone in with Boris (like Frasier but not funny), rugby and finance dinners up and down the country would be paying for after dinner speaches, Chinese TV might mistake him for Chris Patten and hire him.

    On another note I’m very happy that you and Sean T have called a truce - this site is so much better with a breadth of personality and experience and I felt for you with what you shared today as it shouldn’t happen to anyone and was brave of you to bring it up in what can be a knockabout place.

  • solarflaresolarflare Posts: 3,928

    Culture secretary and Johnson loyalist Nadine Dorries is doing the morning broadcast round tomorrow

    https://twitter.com/SebastianEPayne/status/1489311564704407564

    I assume she gets the nod by dint of being the last one there to do it.
  • NigelbNigelb Posts: 76,723
    rcs1000 said:

    Please. No fucking sentimental shit on here. I want to keep my breakfast in my stomach.

    In reference to ?
  • tlg86tlg86 Posts: 26,536
    kle4 said:

    The underlings are being kicked out or or quitting.
    Are we at the Downfall parody stage yet?
  • So...slow news day today then, was it?!

    What do you mean "was"? Only 7pm, plenty of time to go.
  • MalmesburyMalmesbury Posts: 54,200
    Foxy said:

    I completely understand why politicians retreat behind guards and walls, but it is an unhealthy distance from the real lives of people.
    I heard it suggested by a politician that the only cure for the doorstepping aggression etc. will be when a suitably skilled politician delivers a physical beating on one such attacker. On camera.
  • HYUFDHYUFD Posts: 127,043
    edited February 2022
    moonshine said:

    At this rate by next week it will be HYFUD that will be traipsing from The Today studios to Newsround.
    I would like the ermine though Boris before you go. Lord HYUFD of Epping would be fine
  • PolruanPolruan Posts: 2,083
    moonshine said:

    At this rate by next week it will be HYFUD that will be traipsing from The Today studios to Newsround.
    Someone’s got to do it I guess. In 95% of countries we can’t all be well-paid software engineers.
  • LeonLeon Posts: 59,782

    I remember once riffling through the papers in a newsagent in central Nottingham (miles away from my constituency) and my eye being caught by some sex story in the Sun. The man standing next to me guffawed and said "Ha, that's what our MP reads, eh?" I smiled vaguely and turned away but yes, it was a goldfish bowl moment. Another time a woman leant over when I was sitting on the bus and said "You're one of those dirty bastards in Parliament, aren't you?"

    Social media was warming up then too, and I got 100+ emails a day, some of them nasty. But the overwhelming majority were warm, friendly and/or interesting, and I lost count of the number of times that people came up in the street or the supermarket to thank me for something - even after I'd left Parliament. I don't think it's changed all that much, judging by the local social media and by what MPs who I know tell me.

    I'm sure that Richard is right about disgusting abuse to women MPs and minorities in particular, and social media does empower the misogynists and racists out there to get in one's face. But it's just a mistake to think that it's not a rewarding job. 4 days a week you're in with a chance to influence the future of 70 million people. 3 days a week you're able to help individuals and often make a visible difference to their lives. How many MPs stand down voluntarily before they reach 70 or so? Not many. It's still a hugely satisfying way to spend your time.



    Interesting, eloquent and enlightening


    My god, what is happening to PB? The imminent fall of Boris is turning us all into pathetic, amiable weeds

    I hope the normal service of vituperative and unnecessary nastiness returns soon
  • pigeonpigeon Posts: 5,173

    I assume she gets the nod by dint of being the last one there to do it.
    https://twitter.com/DPJHodges/status/1489304690118602753

    The whips office have been neutralised, the No.10 communications office is paralysed, Red-Wallers, Spartans, Grandees, One-Nation Group are mobilising, and the cabinet are publicly cutting the PM loose. Apart from that Operation Save Big Dog is going swimmingly.
  • FoxyFoxy Posts: 51,241

    What do you mean "was"? Only 7pm, plenty of time to go.
    Cameroon vs Egypt just kicked off.

    I reckon Cameroon are on fire, Egypt a bit hohum, despite Salah.



  • ThomasNasheThomasNashe Posts: 5,331
    HYUFD said:

    I would like the ermine though Boris before you go. Lord HYUFD of Epping would be fine
    You deserve it for your efforts, mate.
  • ClippPClippP Posts: 1,962
    HYUFD said:

    In 95% of countries the average citizen is not going to be able to be educated to be a well paid software engineer. For starters as there are only so many well paid software engineer jobs to go round globally.

    We will also still need some people to clean the toilets
    We need to train more software engineers so that we can start to pay them less. Supply and demand. Good Tory principle.

    And then to start to pay very much more for jobs that people do not want to do, like toilet cleaners.
  • IshmaelZIshmaelZ Posts: 21,830
    Sandpit said:

    The government should fear the voice of the people through the the ballot box, not by more direct means.

    We are sadly seeing a by-election today, because of a breakdown in this relationship.
    There were 600 odd homicides in E and W in 2021, nearly two a day. I am really hard pushed to whip up any more sadness for any one instance than the other 599.
  • LeonLeon Posts: 59,782
    boulay said:

    Thinking about it vaguely seriously he could earn a fortune - Spotify would take a regular podcast from him at the drop of a hat (whatever you think of him he’s infinitely more interesting than the Sussexes), Carrie could be the new Lawrence Llewelyn-Bowen of You-tube with guest appearances by Lulu Little, GB news (if they have the money) would take him to do a weekly phone in with Boris (like Frasier but not funny), rugby and finance dinners up and down the country would be paying for after dinner speaches, Chinese TV might mistake him for Chris Patten and hire him.

    On another note I’m very happy that you and Sean T have called a truce - this site is so much better with a breadth of personality and experience and I felt for you with what you shared today as it shouldn’t happen to anyone and was brave of you to bring it up in what can be a knockabout place.

    Very true. He could make tens of millions from a podcast alone
  • pigeon said:

    https://twitter.com/DPJHodges/status/1489304690118602753

    The whips office have been neutralised, the No.10 communications office is paralysed, Red-Wallers, Spartans, Grandees, One-Nation Group are mobilising, and the cabinet are publicly cutting the PM loose. Apart from that Operation Save Big Dog is going swimmingly.
    Time for an airlift to Kabul?
  • Northern_AlNorthern_Al Posts: 8,785

    Culture secretary and Johnson loyalist Nadine Dorries is doing the morning broadcast round tomorrow

    https://twitter.com/SebastianEPayne/status/1489311564704407564

    Oh gosh. She'll double down. She'll be suggesting that it wasn't actually Savile doing all that abuse, it was somebody else whose surname also starts with S.
  • ChrisChris Posts: 11,918
    IshmaelZ said:

    Genius insight. That is exactly what he'll do, and be author of an updated House of Cards about a fat immoral slob who makes it to the top in English politics. If they can pay the Sussexes $18m for hebephrenic wibble, they can pay him twice that, and he can shell out a tiny fraction of it to an impoverished ghostwriter to do the actual work
    Surely it has to be called "The Clown"??
  • Oh gosh. She'll double down. She'll be suggesting that it wasn't actually Savile doing all that abuse, it was somebody else whose surname also starts with S.
    Open goal to get some BBC digs in too!
  • Culture secretary and Johnson loyalist Nadine Dorries is doing the morning broadcast round tomorrow

    https://twitter.com/SebastianEPayne/status/1489311564704407564

    Will she be pissed again?
  • Northern_AlNorthern_Al Posts: 8,785

    I heard it suggested by a politician that the only cure for the doorstepping aggression etc. will be when a suitably skilled politician delivers a physical beating on one such attacker. On camera.
    Surely John Prescott did that, many years ago?
  • LeonLeon Posts: 59,782
    Foxy said:

    We also need for toilet cleaners to get enough pay and respect in society to be able to live a good life, with home and family.
    Have you heard of these things called “robots”?

    There really won’t be a need for toilet cleaners, very soon . And that is a good thing, it is not a nice job
  • From another PB.

    One of the worst parts of the No.10 PartyGate saga? Being reminded that Boris Johnson calls Carrie "Little Otter".
  • MalmesburyMalmesbury Posts: 54,200

    Surely John Prescott did that, many years ago?
    We were talking about that incident - the politician in question thought that it would take putting an assailant into hospital, with a trial and acquittal before the doorstoppers would get frightened off.
  • tlg86tlg86 Posts: 26,536

    From another PB.

    One of the worst parts of the No.10 PartyGate saga? Being reminded that Boris Johnson calls Carrie "Little Otter".

    Good job it isn't little squirrel.
  • CookieCookie Posts: 14,815

    He's gone, rejoice, rejoice, rejoice, he's gone, we can finally move on.

    Chris Silverwood has gone.

    https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/cricket/59754595

    Sadly I think as long as county cricket is pushed to the margins by the hundred whoever replaces him will see no more success.
  • ChameleonChameleon Posts: 4,264

    Will she be pissed again?
    For her sake I hope so.
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