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  • CarlottaVanceCarlottaVance Posts: 60,422
    Missed it! We missed breaking the London-Glasgow record by - wait for it - 21 seconds. A temporary speed limit at Carstairs cost us 90 seconds, it was a known risk but they thought we could still do it. But it’s still the fastest train I’ve ever taken from London to Scotland!

    https://twitter.com/seatsixtyone/status/1405521288127418380?s=20

    Not bad going since they were limited to 125, unlike the ATP....
  • pingping Posts: 3,805
    edited June 2021

    Random question, since there are all sorts of mad experts on this site.

    How difficult would it be to create an permanent island at Dogger Bank?

    Dunno, but reading the wiki, apparently there was an earthquake underneath dogger bank in 1931 that measured 6.1. I didn’t realise we’d ever had such a major earthquake.

    Wikipedia is brilliant, isn’t it?
  • RochdalePioneersRochdalePioneers Posts: 29,849
    Happy to report that the Italians have failed to defeat the British journey record for London to Glasgow - missed by 21 seconds! The spoils are retained by a British Train run by a British company. Rule Britannia and all that
  • GardenwalkerGardenwalker Posts: 22,203

    Probably easier than at Goodwin Sands, and there was a suggestion about that some time ago

    Wikipedia says: The water depth ranges from 15 to 36 metres (50 to 120 ft), about 20 metres (65 ft) shallower than the surrounding sea.
    Surely, therefore, national prestige calls for the development of “Brexit island”, a permanent settlement with red phone boxes, pre-decimal currency, and black and white television?

    Dogger Bank looks very big on a map. Plenty of room.
  • NigelbNigelb Posts: 76,764

    I love reading the Blyton (and Lewis, and Dahl) books to my daughter as I get to put on all the silly voices.

    Only last night we started “Prince Caspian” and Peter and Lucy were complaining about the queerest feelings they had ever known.

    I got through the first three Potter books when they first came out, before the eldest became a sufficiently proficient reader to decide she preferred to read the rest herself.
  • MalmesburyMalmesbury Posts: 54,227

    Probably easier than at Goodwin Sands, and there was a suggestion about that some time ago

    Wikipedia says: The water depth ranges from 15 to 36 metres (50 to 120 ft), about 20 metres (65 ft) shallower than the surrounding sea.
    A suggestion from an engineer in the oil world that I used to know. Instead of pilling up sand to do such things, build a shorter, flatter version of the Stratfyord platforms.

    Imagine a concrete base - a flat rectangle of cells. Columns connecting to a flat top. The whole constructed in concrete 10 of metres thick. Each one 800 by 300 foot, say. With the columns x100 feet high. Think a table, but with a top at both ends of the legs....

    Build them in a dock, float them out, sail them into position and sink them in position. They won't shift, since they will weigh 100ks of tons. Add the units until you have what you need....
  • williamglennwilliamglenn Posts: 54,854

    Random question, since there are all sorts of mad experts on this site.

    How difficult would it be to create an permanent island at Dogger Bank?

    The Chinese don't seem to have any problem creating artificial islands.
  • kinabalukinabalu Posts: 44,812
    edited June 2021
    MaxPB said:

    The problem with that argument is the government and scientists have framed lockdown measures as necessary to stop the NHS from toppling under the pressure of COVID patients. It's a fair argument that hits home with the majority of the country. In fact it's why I changed my own position on lockdown in November despite loathing the idea of another one.

    Young people aren't going to cause the NHS to fall down, trying to reframe the reason for lockdown measures as protecting individuals rather than the NHS would get called out as an unnecessary delay because individuals have agency to stay at home.

    It would also have worked better if we'd ordered more Pfizer and Moderna doses for May and June delivery. As it stands we're waiting until mid July for Pfizer to increase their delivery of vaccines to us so until then we're using up existing stock from the 40m order (about 5m left I think) and the 17m Moderna order. If we're waiting for young people to be double jabbed then just on a delivery schedule that puts us at the first week of August plus 10 days for distribution.

    No, the only way to keep the lockdown measures was the route the scientists picked. Present a bunch of dodgy data models to unscientific and data illiterate politicians and scare them with big numbers. If the argument falls apart afterwards it doesn't matter because they've already got their extension.
    Seems a lot of effort just to get a 4 week extension. If they really are going to these lengths - deliberately misleading the politicians - July 19th will not be a "terminus". I personally think it will be. Johnson didn't give himself much wriggle room.
  • GardenwalkerGardenwalker Posts: 22,203

    The Chinese don't seem to have any problem creating artificial islands.
    That was my thinking.
    We need to explore outrageous new opportunities in these post-Brexit times.
  • DavidLDavidL Posts: 55,188
    Scottish politics edges more in the direction of tragedy than comedy these days but this clearly has potential: https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-scotland-politics-57501067

    In the first evidence of unrest against the Sturgeon dictatorship her nominee, Colin Beattie, was defeated 4 years ago for the position of treasurer on the votes of the membership by Douglas Chapman. Chapman resigned because as Treasurer Nicola's husband, party chief officer, was not allowing him access to the books. This left Nicola and Murrell as the only registered officers of the SNP which was a bit cozy even for her. So a solution has been found, a new Treasurer has been appointed. Step forward...Colin Beattie, her candidate who was rejected by the membership.

    Fantastic. Or fantastical. Or farce. Something like that.
  • williamglennwilliamglenn Posts: 54,854

    That was my thinking.
    We need to explore outrageous new opportunities in these post-Brexit times.
    Concrete proof that Brexit encourages people to think bigger. ;)
  • OldKingColeOldKingCole Posts: 34,576

    A suggestion from an engineer in the oil world that I used to know. Instead of pilling up sand to do such things, build a shorter, flatter version of the Stratfyord platforms.

    Imagine a concrete base - a flat rectangle of cells. Columns connecting to a flat top. The whole constructed in concrete 10 of metres thick. Each one 800 by 300 foot, say. With the columns x100 feet high. Think a table, but with a top at both ends of the legs....

    Build them in a dock, float them out, sail them into position and sink them in position. They won't shift, since they will weigh 100ks of tons. Add the units until you have what you need....
    Mulberry Harbours?
  • IshmaelZIshmaelZ Posts: 21,830
    kinabalu said:

    No boarding school for me and I'm glad about that. I associate them with claustrophobia and oppression. I think it influenced Orwell's work. Imagine the future, Eric, being flicked across the arse with a wet towel - forever.
    Orwell said otherwise, he minimised the public school experience as 5 years in a bath of lukewarm snobbery.
  • NigelbNigelb Posts: 76,764

    Random question, since there are all sorts of mad experts on this site.

    How difficult would it be to create an permanent island at Dogger Bank?

    Shallowest depth is around 18m, and it goes down to about 63m in places.
    A small island probably wouldn't be that difficult.
    But they're installing a load of wind turbines instead:
    https://doggerbank.com/construction/offshore/
  • PulpstarPulpstar Posts: 79,235
    Scotland's 1317 cases is high.
  • DecrepiterJohnLDecrepiterJohnL Posts: 30,205

    Indeed.

    I discovered yesterday that a barleycorn is a third of an inch. Perhaps this is common knowledge but it was new to me.

    I have a hankering to start casually referencing them in everyday conversation.

    “Can you move the window up a barleycorn?”
    Barleycorns are used for shoes, not windows.
    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shoe_size#United_Kingdom
  • DavidLDavidL Posts: 55,188

    Surely, therefore, national prestige calls for the development of “Brexit island”, a permanent settlement with red phone boxes, pre-decimal currency, and black and white television?

    Dogger Bank looks very big on a map. Plenty of room.
    Depends how much dogging you are anticipating.
  • IshmaelZIshmaelZ Posts: 21,830
    IshmaelZ said:

    Orwell said otherwise, he minimised the public school experience as 5 years in a bath of lukewarm snobbery.
    ETA if you want to look for trauma in the private education system, look at the prep schools. Being sent away from home at 8 is worlds away from being sent away at 13, and the real monsters among the staff gravitate towards the younger age group.
  • CarlottaVanceCarlottaVance Posts: 60,422
    "They are shitting bricks" - a Tory local govt source on the mood in CCHQ over the Chesham and Amersham by-election today. Lib Dems quietly confident of scoring an upset in the safe seat.

    https://twitter.com/paulwaugh/status/1405436342050476032?s=20
  • StockyStocky Posts: 10,279
    DavidL said:

    Depends how much dogging you are anticipating.
    I knew one of you would go there. My money was on ydoethur .
  • OldKingColeOldKingCole Posts: 34,576
    IshmaelZ said:

    ETA if you want to look for trauma in the private education system, look at the prep schools. Being sent away from home at 8 is worlds away from being sent away at 13, and the real monsters among the staff gravitate towards the younger age group.
    Didn't Christopher Milne , aka 'Christopher Robin' have the most appalling time at boarding school, totally unsupported by the staff.
  • kle4kle4 Posts: 98,594

    "They are shitting bricks" - a Tory local govt source on the mood in CCHQ over the Chesham and Amersham by-election today. Lib Dems quietly confident of scoring an upset in the safe seat.

    https://twitter.com/paulwaugh/status/1405436342050476032?s=20

    Tories need to get less spooked about losses and potential losses. Christ, they get spooked from a smaller poll lead, never mind falling behind.
  • MalmesburyMalmesbury Posts: 54,227

    Mulberry Harbours?
    Related concept - though the oil platform versions made the Mulberry stuff look like kids toys.

    There was a report on various potential attacks on the Norwegian concrete platforms, I saw back in the day - a Russian 65cm torpedo with a half ton of very high explosive would barely scratch the surface. A 1kt nuclear warhead might destroy - one leg!

    Largest objects ever moved by humans, IIRC. 899,000 tons
  • DavidLDavidL Posts: 55,188
    Stocky said:

    I knew one of you would go there. My money was on ydoethur .
    Always happy to live down to your expectations. I fear @ydoethur is delayed at work or some other trivia.
  • PulpstarPulpstar Posts: 79,235
    "quietly confident" is normally a euphemism for "we know we've won" in by-elections.
  • maaarshmaaarsh Posts: 3,592
    https://twitter.com/RP131/status/1405526874705461249

    At the risk of restarting an old argument, data in linked tweet confirms that virtually all 1st doses are currently Pfizer, and virtually all 2nd doses are currently Az - in about 10 days we finish 2nd dosing the Az people and vaccine numbers are going to fall significantly.
  • kinabalukinabalu Posts: 44,812

    "They are shitting bricks" - a Tory local govt source on the mood in CCHQ over the Chesham and Amersham by-election today. Lib Dems quietly confident of scoring an upset in the safe seat.

    https://twitter.com/paulwaugh/status/1405436342050476032?s=20

    Cons still 1.18 on betfair.
  • sladeslade Posts: 2,163
    Pulpstar said:

    "quietly confident" is normally a euphemism for "we know we've won" in by-elections.

    My favourite tweet from the by-election from a Lib Dem activist - Voter came out of polling station and shouts over " I've just voted Lib Dem for the first time ever - and it didn't hurt a bit".
  • maaarshmaaarsh Posts: 3,592
    Pulpstar said:

    "quietly confident" is normally a euphemism for "we know we've won" in by-elections.

    They must be morally opposed to gambling then.
  • RochdalePioneersRochdalePioneers Posts: 29,849

    Missed it! We missed breaking the London-Glasgow record by - wait for it - 21 seconds. A temporary speed limit at Carstairs cost us 90 seconds, it was a known risk but they thought we could still do it. But it’s still the fastest train I’ve ever taken from London to Scotland!

    https://twitter.com/seatsixtyone/status/1405521288127418380?s=20

    Not bad going since they were limited to 125, unlike the ATP....

    I'll stop battering the Italian train run by the Italian company for a second. The APT went into service in 1981 running at a 125mph in-service top speed. 40 years later and a gazillion pounds later we're still running on that route at the same speed...
  • DavidLDavidL Posts: 55,188
    Pulpstar said:

    "quietly confident" is normally a euphemism for "we know we've won" in by-elections.

    Yes, "shitting bricks" rather less so.
  • OldKingColeOldKingCole Posts: 34,576
    maaarsh said:

    They must be morally opposed to gambling then.
    Traditionally the Tories were the party of the bookmakers and brewers, were they not.
  • kinabalukinabalu Posts: 44,812
    IshmaelZ said:

    ETA if you want to look for trauma in the private education system, look at the prep schools. Being sent away from home at 8 is worlds away from being sent away at 13, and the real monsters among the staff gravitate towards the younger age group.
    That's incredible, isn't it. Sent away at 8. Mind you, my wife was at 10, and after a rough 1st year she remembers the rest of her schooling with great fondness. Best time of her life, she says, even including being married to me.
  • Scott_xPScott_xP Posts: 38,136

    Johnson seems to need the lead as ongoing affirmation.

    Because he knows everything he does is a mistake.

    Like Brexit.
  • OldKingColeOldKingCole Posts: 34,576
    kinabalu said:

    That's incredible, isn't it. Sent away at 8. Mind you, my wife was at 10, and after a rough 1st year she remembers the rest of her schooling with great fondness. Best time of her life, she says, even including being married to me.
    Sister-in-law looks back on her boarding school fondly. None of her children went, though.
  • GardenwalkerGardenwalker Posts: 22,203

    And that's why Johnson will never be a Great PM.

    Maggie would have known what to do with a huge poll lead- go harder on the trickier bits of her agenda, because she knew she was right.

    Johnson seems to need the lead as ongoing affirmation.
    It was notable that in the WhatsApp conversations, Boris seemed more interested in polling and focus groups than actual facts from the coalface.
  • slade said:

    My favourite tweet from the by-election from a Lib Dem activist - Voter came out of polling station and shouts over " I've just voted Lib Dem for the first time ever - and it didn't hurt a bit".
    And where shall we file that?
  • SandpitSandpit Posts: 56,022

    Nicola Sturgeon says the Scottish Parliament should get a vote on whether to approve the UK-Australia trade deal. #FMQs

    https://twitter.com/JournoStephen/status/1405492429252399104?s=20

    Err, nope. That’s not how things work.

    Maybe Nicola should make more use of the powers her Parliament does have, rather than trying to stick her oar in on areas it certainly doesn’t.
  • kle4kle4 Posts: 98,594
    The great thing about by-elections is how much overreaction there is, even when we know better. Whether its a safe seat staying safe, or a party losing expectedly, we can rely on parties to totally lose their shit about the result.
  • contrariancontrarian Posts: 5,818

    It was notable that in the WhatsApp conversations, Boris seemed more interested in polling and focus groups than actual facts from the coalface.
    Polling and focus groups are what you will be interested in when you have no principles whatsoever.
  • MaxPBMaxPB Posts: 39,823

    When can we expect a result in C&A?

    I saw a random tweet this morning suggested that the Cons were utterly shitting themselves.

    I’m still predicting a Con win, but I admit to being a bit nervous.

    It would be genuinely brilliant if the Lib Dems pull this off. If Labour manage to hold as well in B&S Boris might actually have to take notice of what the country is saying rather than his cabal of lockdown ultra scientists.
  • kle4 said:

    The great thing about by-elections is how much overreaction there is, even when we know better. Whether its a safe seat staying safe, or a party losing expectedly, we can rely on parties to totally lose their shit about the result.

    The amount of internal scapegoating after a by-election is incredible. Like the bit from the spaghetti western where they are all facing each other.
  • SandpitSandpit Posts: 56,022

    Missed it! We missed breaking the London-Glasgow record by - wait for it - 21 seconds. A temporary speed limit at Carstairs cost us 90 seconds, it was a known risk but they thought we could still do it. But it’s still the fastest train I’ve ever taken from London to Scotland!

    https://twitter.com/seatsixtyone/status/1405521288127418380?s=20

    Not bad going since they were limited to 125, unlike the ATP....

    Awful to miss a record by so little, but a great effort nonetheless.

    The line has been upgraded in places since the ATP record, but that train had a special dispensation for speeding which isn’t allowed any more.

    One small set of works, in Lanarkshire of all places, only a few miles from Glasgow.
  • pingping Posts: 3,805
    Comeon Ukraine. You can get another one.

    It’s bloody north Macedonia. They’re crap.

    I’ve got a bet to win here
  • MaxPBMaxPB Posts: 39,823
    maaarsh said:

    https://twitter.com/RP131/status/1405526874705461249

    At the risk of restarting an old argument, data in linked tweet confirms that virtually all 1st doses are currently Pfizer, and virtually all 2nd doses are currently Az - in about 10 days we finish 2nd dosing the Az people and vaccine numbers are going to fall significantly.

    Yes, we'll be doing all first doses until the second week of July and then 50/50 first second for two weeks and then all second but the supply will improve significantly in July.
  • MaxPBMaxPB Posts: 39,823

    And that's why Johnson will never be a Great PM.

    Maggie would have known what to do with a huge poll lead- go harder on the trickier bits of her agenda, because she knew she was right.

    Johnson seems to need the lead as ongoing affirmation.
    Completely agree. The poll lead insulates the government from taking unpopular decisions - such as saying publicly that some old people will die of COVID but that's going to become the cost of having a free society rather than pretend that there's a way out of this with no one every dying of it and still having a free society.
  • maaarshmaaarsh Posts: 3,592
    MaxPB said:

    Yes, we'll be doing all first doses until the second week of July and then 50/50 first second for two weeks and then all second but the supply will improve significantly in July.
    In that case I've been very lucky with my rebooked 2nd dose, right at the start of when you're saying they start again despite my first dose being a few weeks after Az went largely out of service for 1st doses
  • Philip_ThompsonPhilip_Thompson Posts: 65,826

    I think you missed the point Philip. I gently mocked your silly equivalence between Ursula van der Leyen who is not President of the EU as you suggested, but President of the European Commission and POTUS. I was polite about it last time, but now I will be less so. It was one of the most stupid equivalences I have ever seen.

    Just to remind you, you stated : "Oh really?

    Do you think Biden has no constitutional role in Texas?"

    Durrrrr!!!!
    In case you're too thick to understand the analogy, perhaps let's dumb it down for you.

    Why do you think von der Leyen was photographed with Biden at the G7? 🤔
  • isamisam Posts: 41,335
    maaarsh said:

    Of all the monomania's possible, this must be the dullest.
    Turning into the Little Britain character who always mentions Mollie Sugden
  • TazTaz Posts: 17,633

    And where shall we file that?
    Along with the ‘which box is for out, everyone cheered’ tweet.
  • CookieCookie Posts: 14,832
    MaxPB said:

    It would be genuinely brilliant if the Lib Dems pull this off. If Labour manage to hold as well in B&S Boris might actually have to take notice of what the country is saying rather than his cabal of lockdown ultra scientists.
    Yes - although given that the main opposition to the government appears to be Conservative backbenchers, it's not as neat a calculation for voters as it might be.
  • TheScreamingEaglesTheScreamingEagles Posts: 121,678

    In case you're too thick to understand the analogy, perhaps let's dumb it down for you.

    Why do you think von der Leyen was photographed with Biden at the G7? 🤔
    Same reason the Queen was photographed at the G7?

    We like the EU like mandateless/unelected rulers.
  • StockyStocky Posts: 10,279
    edited June 2021
    Weddings: apologies if already posted but I’m catching up on this one.

    As with care home relaxations fancy headlines are followed days later with less-than-rosy rules.

    The headline is that weddings are allowed from 21 June with more than 30 guests.

    Now published, the rules include:

    • Couples face £10,000 fines if they fail to fill out Wedding Day risk assessment

    • Face masks must be work when indoors

    • No food or drink should be consumed as a part of the ceremony (unless required for the purposes of solemnisation).

    • Dancing is advised against

    • Dancefloors must be closed

    • The married couple are allowed a first dance (where if dance floors are closed?)

    • The married couple may kiss but face coverings must be worn

    • Speeches are to be held outdoors or in well-ventilated areas, using a PA system where possible.

    • Buffet meals are banned

    • No singing allowed

    • Guest must sit round tables of no more than six people – and must remain seated when eating and drinking

    • Guest books are not encouraged but if used hands must be sanitised before and after each use.

    • Neither testing nor vaccination status can be used to deviate from these measures.

    Here in UK, 2021.

    (I may have made one of the rules up.)

  • TheScreamingEaglesTheScreamingEagles Posts: 121,678
    edited June 2021
    I'm at the phase where I'm online shopping for the things I'm going to buy with my winnings when the Lib Dems win C&A.
  • TheScreamingEaglesTheScreamingEagles Posts: 121,678
    kle4 said:

    The great thing about by-elections is how much overreaction there is, even when we know better. Whether its a safe seat staying safe, or a party losing expectedly, we can rely on parties to totally lose their shit about the result.

    It was William Hague who said. The Conservative Party only knows two moods, complacency and blind panic.
  • CarlottaVanceCarlottaVance Posts: 60,422

    And that's why Johnson will never be a Great PM.

    Maggie would have known what to do with a huge poll lead- go harder on the trickier bits of her agenda, because she knew she was right.

    Johnson seems to need the lead as ongoing affirmation.
    Maggie disliked early to mid-term poll leads - believing that if you weren't behind in the polls it just showed you weren't getting the tricky, unpopular and difficult stuff out of the way early in your term....but Maggie would choose "respected" over "liked" in a heartbeat.....
  • TazTaz Posts: 17,633
    Stocky said:

    Weddings: apologies if already posted but I’m catching up on this one.

    As with care home relaxations fancy headlines are followed days later with less-than-rosy rules.

    The headline is that weddings are allowed from 21 June with more than 30 guests.

    Now published, the rules include:

    • Couples face £10,000 fines if they fail to fill out Wedding Day risk assessment

    • Face masks must be work when indoors

    • No food or drink should be consumed as a part of the ceremony (unless required for the purposes of solemnisation).

    • Dancing is advised against

    • Dancefloors must be closed

    • The married couple are allowed a first dance (where if dance floors are closed?)

    • The married couple may kiss but face coverings must be worn

    • Speeches are to be held outdoors or in well-ventilated areas, using a PA system where possible.

    • Buffet meals are banned

    • No singing allowed

    • Guest must sit round tables of no more than six people – and must remain seated when eating and drinking

    • Guest books are not encouraged but if used hands must be sanitised before and after each use.

    • Neither testing nor vaccination status can be used to deviate from these measures.

    Here in UK, 2021.

    (I may have made one of the rules up.)

    The 10K fine ?
  • Dura_AceDura_Ace Posts: 14,324

    Sister-in-law looks back on her boarding school fondly. None of her children went, though.
    I liked boarding school - loads of sport and arsing about with genuinely dangerous practical jokes. I didn't go until I was 14 but I think it might have been a different story if I'd gone at 8.

    I also played all the female leads in the school play with some elan.
  • StockyStocky Posts: 10,279

    I'm at the phase where I'm online shopping for the things I'm going to buy with my winnings when the Lib Dems win C&A.

    Same here, though I did lay some of it off by backing Tories at 1.16 this morning. (I'd previously laid them at 1.06 and backed the LDs at 20).
  • OldKingColeOldKingCole Posts: 34,576
    MaxPB said:

    Completely agree. The poll lead insulates the government from taking unpopular decisions - such as saying publicly that some old people will die of COVID but that's going to become the cost of having a free society rather than pretend that there's a way out of this with no one every dying of it and still having a free society.
    It's odd isn't. A chap who won a scholarship to Eton and did very well there, who didn't really have any setback until Oxford when he failed, albeit only initially to become President of the Union, after having the had the relatively onerous post of Secretary. However, it appears his failure to get a First hurt him.
    One would have thought he would have accepted these setbacks, given his successes elsewhere, but it appears that it's all his way or no way.
  • StockyStocky Posts: 10,279
    Taz said:

    The 10K fine ?
    No - that's true
  • kinabalukinabalu Posts: 44,812
    edited June 2021

    On topic.

    I'm desperately trying to work out a headline for the day Hancock is sacked/moved to another job.

    HanCock Out and Cummings.

    "Johnson acts - and as expected the Cock is out". This would be a slam dunk if that were a common nickname for the Health Secretary. But unfortunately it isn't, so it's going to take more imagination.
  • NigelbNigelb Posts: 76,764
    DavidL said:

    Always happy to live down to your expectations. I fear @ydoethur is delayed at work or some other trivia.
    Or perhaps he's just not going there because it hasn't yet been built ?
  • contrariancontrarian Posts: 5,818
    edited June 2021
    MaxPB said:

    It would be genuinely brilliant if the Lib Dems pull this off. If Labour manage to hold as well in B&S Boris might actually have to take notice of what the country is saying rather than his cabal of lockdown ultra scientists.
    Really?

    Labour are lockdownier than the tories. How does a labour victory hasten the end of the lockdown ultras? How does a lib dem victory in C&A?

    Answer: They don't. All these guys are on the same page, essentially.
  • CarlottaVanceCarlottaVance Posts: 60,422
    Thread:

    Looks like England will be opening vaccination booking to all adults tomorrow, so a quick summary what looks to be happening beyond the top-line numbers of the roll-out, and therefore what the next few weeks are likely to look like.

    https://twitter.com/PaulMainwood/status/1405532517013147656?s=20
  • alex_alex_ Posts: 7,518
    edited June 2021
    Taz said:

    The 10K fine ?
    I’m guessing that married couples aren’t allowed to kiss?


    What are the rules for less than 30 people?
  • Dura_AceDura_Ace Posts: 14,324
    kinabalu said:

    "Johnson acts - and as expected the Cock is out". This would be a slam dunk if that were a common nickname for the Health Secretary. But unfortunately it isn't, so it's going to take more imagination.
    Fucking Hancockless.
  • SandpitSandpit Posts: 56,022

    The Chinese don't seem to have any problem creating artificial islands.
    Middle East are the artificial island champions!

    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Palm_Jumeirah

    They got the engineers from the Netherlands.
  • Pro_RataPro_Rata Posts: 5,567

    Thread:

    Looks like England will be opening vaccination booking to all adults tomorrow, so a quick summary what looks to be happening beyond the top-line numbers of the roll-out, and therefore what the next few weeks are likely to look like.

    https://twitter.com/PaulMainwood/status/1405532517013147656?s=20

    And this:

    https://twitter.com/fordie/status/1405281727761711109?s=19

    Availability checker prior to cancelling and rebooking.

    Huzzah!!!
  • alex_alex_ Posts: 7,518

    Really?

    Labour are lockdownier than the tories. How does a labour victory hasten the end of the lockdown ultras? How does a lib dem victory in C&A?

    Answer: They don't. All these guys are on the same page, essentially.
    Because to be successful the Conservatives need to retain their own voters? And if they go on strike in protest...
  • OldKingColeOldKingCole Posts: 34,576
    Dura_Ace said:

    Fucking Hancockless.
    Quoting the Guardian:
    Door, Matt!
  • pingping Posts: 3,805
    Ukraine missed penalty!!
  • SandpitSandpit Posts: 56,022
    Penalty to Ukraine!
  • TheScreamingEaglesTheScreamingEagles Posts: 121,678
    Stocky said:

    Same here, though I did lay some of it off by backing Tories at 1.16 this morning. (I'd previously laid them at 1.06 and backed the LDs at 20).
    I do expect the Tories to win.

    I suspect the Tory majority will be smaller than the Lab+Green+Brendan Donnelly vote.
  • kinabalukinabalu Posts: 44,812
    Stocky said:

    Weddings: apologies if already posted but I’m catching up on this one.

    As with care home relaxations fancy headlines are followed days later with less-than-rosy rules.

    The headline is that weddings are allowed from 21 June with more than 30 guests.

    Now published, the rules include:

    • Couples face £10,000 fines if they fail to fill out Wedding Day risk assessment

    • Face masks must be work when indoors

    • No food or drink should be consumed as a part of the ceremony (unless required for the purposes of solemnisation).

    • Dancing is advised against

    • Dancefloors must be closed

    • The married couple are allowed a first dance (where if dance floors are closed?)

    • The married couple may kiss but face coverings must be worn

    • Speeches are to be held outdoors or in well-ventilated areas, using a PA system where possible.

    • Buffet meals are banned

    • No singing allowed

    • Guest must sit round tables of no more than six people – and must remain seated when eating and drinking

    • Guest books are not encouraged but if used hands must be sanitised before and after each use.

    • Neither testing nor vaccination status can be used to deviate from these measures.

    Here in UK, 2021.

    (I may have made one of the rules up.)

    So the couple's first dance will also be their last.
  • kle4kle4 Posts: 98,594
    edited June 2021
    NHS site is letting me move my second shot booking from early september to 2 weeks from now (and only 15 days after 1st shot). That's quite a change. Edit: I think it may be a bug, as it seems to think it is a first dose, may need to speak to them.
  • TheScreamingEaglesTheScreamingEagles Posts: 121,678
    Ryan Mason is going to end up being the new Spurs manager isn't he?

    Incredible Tottenham again. There are huge fiscal problems to complete the appointment of Fonseca as new manager despite verbal agreement completed and contract set to be signed, as reported on
    @SkySport

    @DiMarzio
    . White circlePolice cars revolving light #THFC

    That’s why Fonseca has NOT signed yet with Spurs.


    https://twitter.com/FabrizioRomano/status/1405532094990716929
  • londonpubmanlondonpubman Posts: 3,641
    If LDs win Chesham and Amersham then yes it's an embarrassment for the Government. and a job as an MP for 3 years for the winning LD.

    But it's a by election. In the end they don't matter. Boris still has an 80 seat majority.
  • TheScreamingEaglesTheScreamingEagles Posts: 121,678
    kle4 said:

    NHS site is letting me move my second shot booking from early september to 2 weeks from now (and only 15 days after 1st shot). That's quite a change.

    Hurrah.
  • OldKingColeOldKingCole Posts: 34,576

    If LDs win Chesham and Amersham then yes it's an embarrassment for the Government. and a job as an MP for 3 years for the winning LD.

    But it's a by election. In the end they don't matter. Boris still has an 80 seat majority.

    They hung on to Newbury for a bit longer.
  • FrancisUrquhartFrancisUrquhart Posts: 83,526
    edited June 2021
    Pro_Rata said:

    And this:

    https://twitter.com/fordie/status/1405281727761711109?s=19

    Availability checker prior to cancelling and rebooking.

    Huzzah!!!
    That great addition....i think it was deliberately omitted initially to stop too much buggering around i.e. somebody sees weather is good for Friday, decides to move appointment.

    Now we need it to get everybody shifted forward.
  • NigelbNigelb Posts: 76,764
    maaarsh said:

    Of all the monomania's possible, this must be the dullest.
    What, the compulsion to have go at Scott ?
    Yep, quite possibly it is.
  • londonpubmanlondonpubman Posts: 3,641

    They hung on to Newbury for a bit longer.
    But everyone hated the CONS then!
  • noisywinternoisywinter Posts: 249
    Current position on c and a, minus 200 Tories, plus 1.5k Lds. Hopefully there will at least be a tightening and I might lay some off
  • FrancisUrquhartFrancisUrquhart Posts: 83,526
    kle4 said:

    NHS site is letting me move my second shot booking from early september to 2 weeks from now (and only 15 days after 1st shot). That's quite a change. Edit: I think it may be a bug, as it seems to think it is a first dose, may need to speak to them.

    Isn't 15 days from the first jab too soon?
  • contrariancontrarian Posts: 5,818
    alex_ said:

    Because to be successful the Conservatives need to retain their own voters? And if they go on strike in protest...
    Well a conservative no-show could be construed in a number of ways. A drift to Reform might be a different matter.
  • pingping Posts: 3,805
    Decent game, that.

    FT 2-1 Ukraine
  • SandpitSandpit Posts: 56,022
    Ukranian Mrs Sandpit is a happy bunny this evening :)
  • DavidLDavidL Posts: 55,188
    Sandpit said:

    Awful to miss a record by so little, but a great effort nonetheless.

    The line has been upgraded in places since the ATP record, but that train had a special dispensation for speeding which isn’t allowed any more.

    One small set of works, in Lanarkshire of all places, only a few miles from Glasgow.
    Feel free to call me a stick in the mud but did we not spend more than £10bn of taxpayers money upgrading the GWR route? Not quite being able to match the speed achieved on that line in 1981 does make we wonder if that money was well spent.
  • MaxPBMaxPB Posts: 39,823
    Does anyone have a link to the vaccine appointment availability checker? I don't want to cancel mine as it's only 7 weeks but my wife would like to bring her's forwards from 9 weeks but doesn't want to be left waiting even longer.
  • MortimerMortimer Posts: 14,188

    If LDs win Chesham and Amersham then yes it's an embarrassment for the Government. and a job as an MP for 3 years for the winning LD.

    But it's a by election. In the end they don't matter. Boris still has an 80 seat majority.

    They matter to the only constituency which can actually boot Boris out.

    The backbenchers.....
  • rcs1000rcs1000 Posts: 59,411

    Really?

    Labour are lockdownier than the tories. How does a labour victory hasten the end of the lockdown ultras? How does a lib dem victory in C&A?

    Answer: They don't. All these guys are on the same page, essentially.
    If the LibDems win in C&A, that implies negative electoral consequences from continuing to back lockdowns.

    B&S is a different story, I admit.
  • kle4kle4 Posts: 98,594

    Isn't 15 days from the first jab too soon?
    That was my worry and thinking it was a bug.
  • NigelbNigelb Posts: 76,764
    edited June 2021
    Stocky said:

    No - that's true
    "Face masks must be work" ?

    it's either that or the kissing.
  • TheScreamingEaglesTheScreamingEagles Posts: 121,678

    NEW THREAD

  • StockyStocky Posts: 10,279
    Nigelb said:

    "Face masks must be work" ?

    it's either that or the kissing.
    The kissing
  • MortimerMortimer Posts: 14,188
    MaxPB said:

    Does anyone have a link to the vaccine appointment availability checker? I don't want to cancel mine as it's only 7 weeks but my wife would like to bring her's forwards from 9 weeks but doesn't want to be left waiting even longer.

    You have to go through the normal process - the twitter thread explains that the checker is added before cancellation....
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