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  • kinabalukinabalu Posts: 44,810
    Nigelb said:

    And in my betting book.
    Which I sense is amongst the best PB books on this. ☺

    I closed my betfair stuff for modest profit and got long of Biden EC supremacy at 28 for £30.

    That's my biggest ever spread bet on anything but the Eurovision Song Contest.
  • Black_RookBlack_Rook Posts: 8,905

    I enjoy the new names we have for BoJo on a daily basis

    Has anyone done Pfeffelred the Oven Ready yet?

    I can't claim credit for that BTW. I read it elsewhere and found it mildly amusing.
  • HYUFD said:
    You're not going to let go of that embarrassingly awful push polling are you?

    For someone who claims to be a polling expert you should be ashamed of using transparently obvious push polling like that.
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G0ZZJXw4MTA
  • OmniumOmnium Posts: 11,482
    kinabalu said:

    I'd say auditing is a higher skill than consulting. But agree on the COI point. It so obviously is.

    State Audit Board is the answer. You can't trust the private sector on this one. You need intelligent disinterested public servants.
    Plain wrong in all respects do not pass go and do not collect 200 pounds.

  • Interesting chart on Sky showing that restaurants in the UK are doing much better than their American counterparts where lockdown was lifted earlier.
  • On auditing, it occurs to me that there's a parallel with something like an MOT. That system seems to broadly work, so how could you make auditing work in the same way?
  • PulpstarPulpstar Posts: 79,235
    Trumpers 5% underwater with today's Rasmussen
  • ydoethurydoethur Posts: 73,556

    George Orwell banned from schools, I guess limiting media is fine when it comes from the Tories

    I misread that at first, and wondered why you were so exercised at George Osborne being banned from schools.
  • HYUFDHYUFD Posts: 127,072
    edited September 2020

    You're not going to let go of that embarrassingly awful push polling are you?

    For someone who claims to be a polling expert you should be ashamed of using transparently obvious push polling like that.
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G0ZZJXw4MTA
    Nothing awful about it, if we go to No Deal Brexit and Scotland was allowed indyref2 next year after a nationalist majority there would be tariffs on all Scottish exports to England within a year, customs posts across the English and Scottish border and Scotland would likely have to give up the £ for the euro if it wished to rejoin the EU.

    An independent Scotland would also have to pursue deep austerity to balance the books. Scotland in Union is just stating the facts, once those facts are stated the poll finds 56% of Scots want to stay in the UK and only 44% want independence.

    I am also not a polling expert and have never claimed to be, I am a staunch Tory and Unionist however
  • kinabalukinabalu Posts: 44,810

    I would say the ultimate in hypocrisy was my friend, the titled one who self declared as a Marxist-Leninist. While living off property rents.
    Yes I remember that one. Needs a good slap.
  • I have a free-market suggestion, which I don't think I've seen anywhere else. The idea is to go back to basics: what is an audit for, and who is it for? Obviously the answer is that it is for the shareholders (so that they know that their company's accounts give a true and fair view), and creditors and other stakeholders (who want to know is the company is at risk of going bust). The problem is that agent-principal one: those for whom the audit is being carried out have no effective redress against the auditor. On the other hand, you can't expect an auditor, charging a fixed fee in a competitive market, to offer an unlimited guarantee to all and sundry that they haven't screwed up and missed something big.

    So: let the market decide. When the company engages the auditor, it can choose a level of auditor liability, with the creditors (and maybe shareholders) able to sue the auditor up to that limit if things go wrong. A small company could get a guarantee commensurate with its size, and the auditor would correspondingly not have to check every little insignificant detail. A dodgy company would not be able to get more than tuppence-ha'pennies guarantee, which would give an excellent signal to the market. A very solid blue-chip could get a big guarantee - but the auditor would then have a very big incentive to make sure they had done a really thorough job.

    This would give a virtuous circle effect: to get credibility, companies would have to convince the auditors that they were a safe bet, and to be convinced the auditors would have to do a good job.

    (I am of course available at very reasonable consultancy rates to develop this idea further!)
    Excellent post. Of course, this would increase the cost of audits massively - which is one big reason why it hasn't been done.
  • ydoethurydoethur Posts: 73,556

    On auditing, it occurs to me that there's a parallel with something like an MOT. That system seems to broadly work, so how could you make auditing work in the same way?

    An MOT is seeing whether a mechanical system meets clearly defined pre-set criteria, carried out by local accredited agents.

    An audit is seeing whether your figures add up, also carried out by local accredited agents.

    Why do you think it would be closer to an MOT in a different system?
  • 53.1 to 46.9 is pretty close. Could go either way, don't count chickens yet.
    The key is winning back the No voters from 2014, and keeping the "don't knows" on the bench and not moving to Yes.
  • kinabalu said:

    I'd say auditing is a higher skill than consulting.
    You obviously don't know much about auditing, or consulting.
  • AlistairAlistair Posts: 23,670
    edited September 2020
    That Umass Lowell has an amazing question in North Carolina

    Who is more of a real man?
    Biden 42
    Trump 41

    Trump toast.
  • MaxPBMaxPB Posts: 39,823
    edited September 2020
    Nigelb said:

    .

    Agreed, with a couple of nitpicks.
    First, the self-isolation figures are for the period up to mid August, when the £500 payment came in for poorer households. (But. I agree - for example some of those contact tracers sitting idle could have been helping distribute essentials to those forced to isolate, etc.)
    Second, PCR would remain useful even with mass antigen testing; they perform different roles. Antigen tests ought to be ubiquitous, with the recognition that they are a bit less accurate (ideal at eg schools or airports); PCR can be used where it’s essential to know with 99.9% confidence if virus is present.
    On the first, I don't know how much difference £500 will make, especially to people who won't get paid if they don't go to work. Government provided accomodation and £70 per day in isolation is the answer. Currently there are around 200,000 people with the virus in the UK according to the ONS, isolating them and taking them out of the community entirely would come at a cost of £50m per day or around £1.5bn per month, even if we double that it's cheap compared to the downside risk.

    In terms of PCR, I'm not saying we should abandon the technology far from it we should continue to expand capacity. On rapid testing I'm saying it should be deployed to know areas of outbreaks so we can quickly test everyone in a given street or postcode area with local council door knockers administering them and registering positive results into a separate system for follow up PCR tests to confirm positive results. Rapid testing is being used defensively in the UK at hospitals and care homes, it is a siege mentality which has been self defeating because we've been unable to quickly identify new hotspots and isolate people.

    As I said, there is a huge amount of low hanging fruit and the government is intent on using the blunt tool of economic activity reduction.

    As my old manager used to say - work smart not hard. None of what o have outlined is impossible and at £490 per week to stay in a hotel room with PlayStations, Netflix and food all provided people will mostly be ok with it. Our lack of imagination means we are once again sleepwalking into a national lockdown it seems as though nothing has been learned at the top, not by the politicians or the scientists making the recommendations.
  • HYUFD said:

    Nothing awful about it, if we go to No Deal Brexit and Scotland was allowed indyref2 next year after a nationalist majority there would be tariffs on all Scottish exports to England within a year, customs posts across the English and Scottish border and Scotland would likely have to give up the £ for the euro if it wished to rejoin the EU.

    An independent Scotland would also have to pursue deep austerity to balance the books. Scotland in Union is just stating the facts, once those facts are stated the poll finds 54% of Scots want to stay in the UK and only 46% want independence.

    I am also not a polling expert and have never claimed to be, I am a staunch Tory and Unionist however
    Push polling is always awful.

    You act as if the No side are the only ones who would be making claims during the campaign or the only ones setting out their "facts".

    The fact that presented with a series of No propaganda and nothing from the Yes side 46% of people still said Yes is terrible for the No side not good. It suggest that's the floor to their vote. The ones who switched sides when solely presented with No propaganda are not going to vote after a campaign with just No propaganda and nothing from the Yes side whatsoever. 🙄🙄🙄
  • HYUFDHYUFD Posts: 127,072
    edited September 2020
    Pulpstar said:

    Trumpers 5% underwater with today's Rasmussen

    52% disapprove, 47% approve

    https://www.rasmussenreports.com/public_content/politics/political_updates/prez_track_sep29
  • https://twitter.com/ElectProject/status/1311019819341361152

    The figure is rising very fast, although of course it's only about 1% of the 2016 total so far (albeit concentrated in certain states).
  • MalmesburyMalmesbury Posts: 54,220
    kinabalu said:

    Yes I remember that one. Needs a good slap.
    Why? We are all hypocrites. Just in different degrees.
  • Excellent post. Of course, this would increase the cost of audits massively - which is one big reason why it hasn't been done.
    It would only increase the cost if the audit was of any use to anyone... which tells you something.
  • HYUFDHYUFD Posts: 127,072
    edited September 2020

    Push polling is always awful.

    You act as if the No side are the only ones who would be making claims during the campaign or the only ones setting out their "facts".

    The fact that presented with a series of No propaganda and nothing from the Yes side 46% of people still said Yes is terrible for the No side not good. It suggest that's the floor to their vote. The ones who switched sides when solely presented with No propaganda are not going to vote after a campaign with just No propaganda and nothing from the Yes side whatsoever. 🙄🙄🙄
    Push polling works, see the US.

    The No campaign will need to be ruthless and rightly so, 44% for Yes after the facts are stated is even less than the 45% Yes got in 2014.

    The facts are clear, 70% of Scottish exports go to to England, less than 50% of UK exports go to the EU.

    No Deal Brexit would damage the UK economy no doubt, Scottish independence after a No Deal Brexit however would devastate the Scottish economy

  • kinabalukinabalu Posts: 44,810
    rcs1000 said:

    That's an excellent point.

    We assume that what we see is the typical, rather than the exception.
    "Syrian Mother of Ten given £1m Mansion on the Taxpayer"

    (and still she moans it's too small)
  • I raised this point when the IMB was being introduced.

    https://twitter.com/BarristerSecret/status/1311019064698056707
  • MaxPBMaxPB Posts: 39,823
    Alistair said:

    That Umass Lowell has an amazing question in North Carolina

    Who is more of a real man?
    Biden 42
    Trump 41

    Trump toast.

    That's a great poll lol.
  • ydoethur said:

    An MOT is seeing whether a mechanical system meets clearly defined pre-set criteria, carried out by local accredited agents.

    An audit is seeing whether your figures add up, also carried out by local accredited agents.

    Why do you think it would be closer to an MOT in a different system?
    But my point is that they're fairly similar, MOTs seem to work, so perhaps it would only take a minor tweak for audits to work too.
  • TheScreamingEaglesTheScreamingEagles Posts: 121,674
    edited September 2020
  • Casino_RoyaleCasino_Royale Posts: 62,323
    edited September 2020

    It would only increase the cost if the audit was of any use to anyone... which tells you something.
    It does.

    Of course, most companies don't want audits to find anything. It creates embarrassment and very awkward questions.

    They just want a quiet life and the certificate of approval. Most auditors just check the sums, assumptions and totalling - raise some mild questions with the CFO, add a few notes, and sign it off.

    If any were to do interrogative or forensic digging they'd soon find themselves moved off onto another job.
  • Luckyguy1983Luckyguy1983 Posts: 30,831
    edited September 2020

    Has anyone done Pfeffelred the Oven Ready yet?

    I can't claim credit for that BTW. I read it elsewhere and found it mildly amusing.
    Read that as Pfieffer.



  • By this time tomorrow most of Wales will be under lockdown and I am speculating, but is Boris going to announce a UK wide lockdown at his press conference tomorrow afternoon ?
  • alex_ said:

    It's not that they act corruptly. It's just the stakes are too binary in what they are required to do. Issuing a qualified audit will destroy a company. The stakes are too high. But too often the potential reasons for qualification is not evidence of wrongdoing or financial shortcomings per se. It is lack of assurance given by poor controls or lack of sufficient evidence provided to provide assurance of figures in the accounts. But control weaknesses do not in themselves mean the figures are wrong. Just that there is the potential for them being wrong.

    So the standard audits don't provide the assurance to investors that they can expect.
    There's much I could say on this subject, most of which would cause the Site to be shut down, but one point here I can agree with wholeheartedly concerns the stakes being too high. The difference between a clean and a qualified audit is simply too big. There ought to be more scope for the auditors to indicate the existence of grey areas.

    What's wrong with a numeric system similar to those issued for hygene in catering business? A 5 is obviously best and a 4 is ok. Even a 3 is not necessarily damning.

    This simple measure would in itself be a big improvement.
  • By this time tomorrow most of Wales will be under lockdown and I am speculating, but is Boris going to announce a UK wide lockdown at his press conference tomorrow afternoon ?

    He will probably announce 57 different rules depending on where you are.

    Oh no we have that already! :rage:
  • FrancisUrquhartFrancisUrquhart Posts: 83,526
    edited September 2020

    Just be glad it ain't deep fried mars bars or Haggis pakoras.

    https://twitter.com/DanielHewittITV/status/1311023680793829378
    twitter.com/DanielHewittITV/status/1311023752398938113

    Bloody students these days, moan, moan, moan....whatever happened to living off pot noodles and a 5kg bag of dry penne? Back in my day, that is what i hear students a lesser establishments sich as Glasgow survived on.
  • HYUFD said:

    Push polling works, see the US.

    The No campaign will need to be ruthless and rightly so, 44% for Yes after the facts are stated is even less than the 45% Yes got in 2014.

    The facts are clear, 70% of Scottish exports go to to England, less than 50% of UK exports go to the EU.

    No Deal Brexit would damage the UK economy no doubt, Scottish independence after a No Deal Brexit however would devastate the Scottish economy

    The No campaign are testing their messaging, and putting some of that public to influence the debate.

    They're not trying to test the actual referendum question itself in a neutral and impartial manner - why would they when plenty of others do that?
  • kle4kle4 Posts: 98,594

    I’m actually going to bed early so I can wake up to watch the debate because I’m a nerd. 🤓
    Well done for not feeling the need to hide your aberrant interests like most of us!

  • It does.

    Of course, most companies don't want audits to find anything. It creates embarrassment and very awkward questions.

    They just want a quiet life and the certificate of approval. Most auditors just check the sums, assumptions and totalling - raise some mild questions with the CFO, add a few notes, and sign it off.

    If any were to do interrogative or forensic digging they'd soon find themselves moved off onto another job.
    It's the box-ticking mentality that is at the heart of the problem.
  • OmniumOmnium Posts: 11,482

    But my point is that they're fairly similar, MOTs seem to work, so perhaps it would only take a minor tweak for audits to work too.
    You're completely wrong.

    However there might be some small aspects of audit that could be dealt with is such a way - banking checks and viability checks. So the main audit being split off from these lesser (but vital) things might be ok.
  • Andy_JSAndy_JS Posts: 34,295

    By this time tomorrow most of Wales will be under lockdown and I am speculating, but is Boris going to announce a UK wide lockdown at his press conference tomorrow afternoon ?

    Maybe it would be easier to give a list of areas in Wales that aren't in lockdown. Powys is one of them I think.
  • AlistairAlistair Posts: 23,670

    https://twitter.com/ElectProject/status/1311019819341361152

    The figure is rising very fast, although of course it's only about 1% of the 2016 total so far (albeit concentrated in certain states).

    Almost 4% of NC has voted
  • kle4kle4 Posts: 98,594
    I wasn't aware it is only the Tories on the No side.
  • By this time tomorrow most of Wales will be under lockdown and I am speculating, but is Boris going to announce a UK wide lockdown at his press conference tomorrow afternoon ?

    No, why should he? There may be a reason for most of Wales to be under a local lockdown but not all of the UK.

    I'm surprised its taken this long to get to North Wales considering how much the epidemic has been hitting the Northwest.
  • kle4kle4 Posts: 98,594
    ydoethur said:

    If he’s now ‘highly competent,’ the nation’s more epically buggered than a reluctant Turkish conscript.
    These things are indeed relative, but despite his issues at Education Dr Palmer has had plenty of positive things to say about Gove in other roles, which I don't think can be discounted.
  • Andy_JSAndy_JS Posts: 34,295
    edited September 2020
    Pulpstar said:

    Trumpers 5% underwater with today's Rasmussen

    If that's a national poll it's not too bad given that he was 2% behind last time and won an easy electoral college vote victory.
  • CyclefreeCyclefree Posts: 25,651
    Dearie dearie me.

    So many problems and breaches of good practice there, almost too many to count. Deutsche Bank’s Head of Accounting, has some interesting questions to answer, also.
  • MaxPBMaxPB Posts: 39,823

    The No campaign are testing their messaging, and putting some of that public to influence the debate.

    They're not trying to test the actual referendum question itself in a neutral and impartial manner - why would they when plenty of others do that?
    Yes, the questions prefaced by currency and public spending cuts are very interesting because that's where the No/Remain campaign will aim their fire. I don't know if it will work because Leave won despite the economics.
  • kle4kle4 Posts: 98,594

    I would say the ultimate in hypocrisy was my friend, the titled one who self declared as a Marxist-Leninist. While living off property rents.
    I think most people are only ever theoretical marxists anyway. Whilst living in a capitalist society needs must, and yet marxists don't seem to change even when they could.
  • Richard_NabaviRichard_Nabavi Posts: 30,822
    edited September 2020
    Alistair said:

    Almost 4% of NC has voted
    And 10% of Wisconsin, and nearly that proportion in Virginia. It really is quite extraordinary compared with previous years, but perhaps not surprising given the circumstances.
  • Alistair said:
    If that were the case then why doesn't Biden just mention it?
  • kinabalukinabalu Posts: 44,810

    I’m actually going to bed early so I can wake up to watch the debate because I’m a nerd. 🤓
    The youth of today.
  • kle4kle4 Posts: 98,594
    Alistair said:

    Alistair Haimes is a bullshit merchant who lies.

    Please don't share his posts.
    I'm more confused by him putting 'not a forecast' in quotations whilst it seems to be trying to criticise it as a forecast.
  • CyclefreeCyclefree Posts: 25,651
    rcs1000 said:

    Re audits.

    I think it's time for us to admit something rather embarrassing.

    Shareholders don't want corporate malfeasance broadcast. If it is, the share price will collapse, and they will be unable to sell their shares.

    If they have been fooled by management lies, then they want the people they sell the shares to to also be fooled.

    Ahem - if they know the management has lied to them and don’t reveal that to buyers, that’s insider dealing.
  • NigelbNigelb Posts: 76,743
    .
    MaxPB said:

    On the first, I don't know how much difference £500 will make, especially to people who won't get paid if they don't go to work. Government provided accomodation and £70 per day in isolation is the answer. Currently there are around 200,000 people with the virus in the UK according to the ONS, isolating them and taking them out of the community entirely would come at a cost of £50m per day or around £1.5bn per month, even if we double that it's cheap compared to the downside risk.

    In terms of PCR, I'm not saying we should abandon the technology far from it we should continue to expand capacity. On rapid testing I'm saying it should be deployed to know areas of outbreaks so we can quickly test everyone in a given street or postcode area with local council door knockers administering them and registering positive results into a separate system for follow up PCR tests to confirm positive results. Rapid testing is being used defensively in the UK at hospitals and care homes, it is a siege mentality which has been self defeating because we've been unable to quickly identify new hotspots and isolate people.

    As I said, there is a huge amount of low hanging fruit and the government is intent on using the blunt tool of economic activity reduction.

    As my old manager used to say - work smart not hard. None of what o have outlined is impossible and at £490 per week to stay in a hotel room with PlayStations, Netflix and food all provided people will mostly be ok with it. Our lack of imagination means we are once again sleepwalking into a national lockdown it seems as though nothing has been learned at the top, not by the politicians or the scientists making the recommendations.
    We are in agreement.
    I get the impression government is slowly fumbling its way towards better policies, but damn, it is slow.
  • 340 v 256 on Third Reading.

    Not even close.
  • kinabalukinabalu Posts: 44,810

    [Citation Needed]

    I'm calling BS on this one.
    It's perfectly true. Williamson is allowing Farm and 84 but banning Pier and London & Paris.
  • AlistairAlistair Posts: 23,670

    If that were the case then why doesn't Biden just mention it?
    It will be in the first or last line of his opening statement.
  • He's not really, I've spent a long weekend in Birmingham, and the country's in a de facto lockdown.

    New Street Station, Grand Central, and the Bullring were all deader than a dead thing.

    99% mask enforcement for those who were out.

    The eggheads not a prediction during their statement did its job.
    Leave the cities and go to the towns, they seem to be operating pretty much normally.

    I heard that Sheffield was busy as well last weekend.
  • HYUFDHYUFD Posts: 127,072
    edited September 2020
    Scott_xP said:
    Ayes 340 Noes 256, now moves to the Lords
  • RobDRobD Posts: 60,359
    kle4 said:

    I'm more confused by him putting 'not a forecast' in quotations whilst it seems to be trying to criticise it as a forecast.
    Yes, and perhaps the additional restrictions may have actually helped temper it a bit. Without the counterfactual we will never know for sure.
  • I think Trump has done the best he can do'
    Nomia Iqbal
    BBC News
    Steelworker Mark Williams spoke to Mr Trump on the campaign trail in Ohio in 2016 and was impressed.

    Four years later, he has lost his job due to the pandemic, which President Trump has been accused of mismanaging.

    Now the president is back again, this time to take on Joe Biden on the debate stage. So, will Williams be voting for him again?

    "Yes. I think he's done the best that he can do. The economy was booming before this pandemic and my job will bounce back once people started getting out there."

    He says he doesn't have anything in common with either candidate. "I'm not a politician or a millionaire. But I don't like Biden's agenda, the socialist democrat agenda."

    What's his red line on Donald Trump?

    "If he doesn't follow the constitution - I think he's just trying to get under people's skin by saying he won't step down if he loses."

    You can see Mark Williams when he met the BBC's Katty Kay in 2016 in the video below.

    So you voted for Trump and then you lost your job but you're still going to vote for Trump because...?

    These people are morons
  • rpjsrpjs Posts: 3,787

    That's hilarious. I'd be tempted to tell Trump voters that I was a San Franciscan gay man in an interracial marriage, just for the giggles.
    Yes he said that the other day as soon as he said "Biden" he was told he was a "n*****-loving foreigner" so he started to reply, "Well, actually..."
  • kinabalukinabalu Posts: 44,810
    Omnium said:

    Plain wrong in all respects do not pass go and do not collect 200 pounds.
    Hey you're dealing with an expert here. It was once my bread and butter before I got under the wire.
  • Along with the Vallance/Whitty graph this is now promising:

    https://covid.joinzoe.com/data

    if the rate of increase continues to fall then infections should max out at about 250k - compared with over 2m in early April.

    The hospital admittance numbers are also encouraging:

    https://coronavirus.data.gov.uk/healthcare
  • kinabalu said:

    It's perfectly true. Williamson is allowing Farm and 84 but banning Pier and London & Paris.
    Its not true if Farm and 84 aren't banned but do you have a Citation please on Road to Wigan Pier being banned? Naming it specifically as banned?

    I don't believe it.
  • It's the box-ticking mentality that is at the heart of the problem.
    In my experience auditors can't even be bothered to learn about a business now.

    Instead an ever changing group of juniors ask to see documents so that they can, as you say, tick boxes.

    Covid is likely to encourage a shift to auditing online making things even worse.
  • kinabalukinabalu Posts: 44,810

    You obviously don't know much about auditing, or consulting.
    A rather disappointing comment. I did both for many years at one of the big 4. Why not break out of the clichéd thinking? I sense you could if you tried. You are of above average intelligence.
  • rkrkrkrkrkrk Posts: 8,637
    kinabalu said:

    Hey you're dealing with an expert here. It was once my bread and butter before I got under the wire.
    I'm with you - I find the idea of companies competing to audit clients just bizarre.

    Like letting a football team pick the referee.
  • In my experience auditors can't even be bothered to learn about a business now.

    Instead an ever changing group of juniors ask to see documents so that they can, as you say, tick boxes.

    Covid is likely to encourage a shift to auditing online making things even worse.
    As an auditor myself, it's frankly too f-ing complex. getting lost in risk assessments and not seeing the wood for the trees.

  • kinabalukinabalu Posts: 44,810

    Its not true if Farm and 84 aren't banned but do you have a Citation please on Road to Wigan Pier being banned? Naming it specifically as banned?

    I don't believe it.
    It's anti-capitalist and therefore banned. Just read the new law. It's there in black and white.
  • OllyTOllyT Posts: 5,035
    IanB2 said:

    As I am back on Thursday I did my passenger locator form at gov.uk today, once I had found it; clearly the idea of putting a box with a direct link from the home page would have made things too easy.

    I was expecting to have to provide details of my hotels’ contact details with dates, to at least raise the possibility that someone might be able to check, but all I had to declare was the countries I had stayed in during the last 14 days, from a drop down menu. Unless they phone me up and cross examine me, it’s all based on honesty.

    It will be interesting to see if anyone checks that I have done it, on return.
    Returned from France 10 days ago, nobody asked for it or even mentioned it. No mention of quarantining for 2 weeks either. About sums up this government's delivery.
  • PulpstarPulpstar Posts: 79,235

    As an auditor myself, it's frankly too f-ing complex. getting lost in risk assessments and not seeing the wood for the trees.

    No meal in the pub at final meeting, suspect sign off will be over zoom. Juniors who do the actual audit still on site I expect
  • rkrkrk said:

    I'm with you - I find the idea of companies competing to audit clients just bizarre.

    Like letting a football team pick the referee.
    On the other hand, how would it be a business to provide it? Who would grant the audits to which firm? It's not only the big four, there's 100s of firms providing audits. any business with a turnover over £10m or so need them at the moment.
  • CyclefreeCyclefree Posts: 25,651
    Occasionally, at work, auditors would be brought in to do an investigation. With all due respect to all the lovely auditors on here, they were generally useless at this. Auditing and investigating are two different things. Under the guidance of a good investigator, they can be good at specific tasks where their skills are needed. But hopeless at asking basic questions or the human side of investigations. Far too much box-ticking.
  • kinabalukinabalu Posts: 44,810

    As an auditor myself, it's frankly too f-ing complex. getting lost in risk assessments and not seeing the wood for the trees.
    But if you only do high level review and forget the tick and bash you can't see the trees for the wood. ☺
  • kinabalukinabalu Posts: 44,810
    Cyclefree said:

    Occasionally, at work, auditors would be brought in to do an investigation. With all due respect to all the lovely auditors on here, they were generally useless at this. Auditing and investigating are two different things. Under the guidance of a good investigator, they can be good at specific tasks where their skills are needed. But hopeless at asking basic questions or the human side of investigations. Far too much box-ticking.

    I always liked the sound of Forensic Audit - nearly went into that at one point.
  • kinabalukinabalu Posts: 44,810
    rkrkrk said:

    I'm with you - I find the idea of companies competing to audit clients just bizarre.

    Like letting a football team pick the referee.
    It sounds good. Get close to the business and therefore do a better audit. But the commercial pressures and conflicts of interest trump all that.
  • MangoMango Posts: 1,031



    I voted to make Farage redundant and get him out of the European Parliament.

    Given the state of the Tories in 2019, your voting for them does you no credit in my eyes.

    You voted for the supporter of the Bosnian genocide.

    I think you and HYUFD represent the Tory spectrum quite nicely.

    And those ex-Tories on here who wistfully long for polite patricians to make a comeback are barking up the wrong tree. The genie is not going back in the bottle. So you'd better decide whose side you're on, because it's 1930 now.

    All of this has been inevitable since 24/6/16.
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