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Woken up to a lovely sunny day in Kerela. Was treated to an impressive Christmas eve meal last night in my hotel. A buffet with some stunning Indian dishes and also roast turkey for those that wished to partake.
Corbyn, despite his obsession with Latin America, has been as deafeningly silent on the disaster unfolding in this country as he has been on Venezuela since the extent of that country's catastrophe became so obvious that not even he could deny it.
22 Across Ashley
Mr. 1000, I hope your pestilence abates promptly (some of my family are coughing and sputtering a lot so I imagine that'll be how I spend Boxing Day).
If you are reading this, my new phone works properly on PB! A key test passed.
Channel 5 is showing Scrooge, with Alistair Sim. BBC2 has Scrooge with Albert Finney. ITV has A Christmas Carol with Jim Carrey. BBC1 is missing a trick here!
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I was sad when Great Escape got demoted to Easter.
Hmmmmmmm....
The real culprit is my daughter's school, as (a) it's had a big problem with flu cases, and (b) she (Julia) was patient zero in our family.
Happy Christmas, and good health!
*As it is the season of goodwill, I will not make jokes about broads...
11 Across. Negate
A man joins a monastery and takes a vow of silence: he's allowed to say two words every seven years.
After the first seven years, the elders bring him in and ask for his two words. "Cold floors," he says. They nod and send him away.
Seven more years pass. They bring him back in and ask for his two words. He clears his throat and says, "Bad food." They nod and send him away.
Seven more years pass. They bring him back in and ask for his two words. He clears his throat and says, "I quit."
They nod and say: "Understood, you've been doing nothing but complain ever since you got here!"
Ivan and Vladimir leave for their Dacha, with a crate of vodka.
On the third day Ivan asks Vladimir "Do you think we should get something to eat?" Vladimir replies "Did we come here to drink or to talk?
Three Jewish gentlemen were complaining about their sons.
1st Jewish gentleman: "I sent my son to Israel on holiday and he came back a Christian"
2nd Jewish gentleman: "I sent my son to Israel to a kibbutz and HE came back a Christian".
3rd Jewish gentlemen: "I sent my son to Israel to university and HE came back a Christian too".
All three gentlemen fall on their knees, clasp their hands and pray to God.
God says "You think you have problems. I sent my son to Israel ...."
I hope he follows through. But I hope he also criticizes the likes of China as well for their genocidal treatment of their Muslim minority soon.
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I will listen to the Boris Christmas Message later.
His message for Eid will be interesting, as one of the projects that needs serious application is supporting the development of a version of Islam that can be indigenous to a pluralist society - and in this country we have prominent lobby groups beholden to all the versions that still hold sway in the ME.
To my eye that is partly due to a failure on the part of the UK to get to grips with fairly poisonous educational materials dripping in from eg Saudi and Iran during the 70s / 80s / 90s.
British Airways has taken a nosedive in UK passengers’ opinions and is now rated just above Ryanair at the bottom end of the airline rankings.
The flag carrier was among the worst rated for food, seat comfort and value for money on both short and long-haul services in the annual Which? poll.
https://www.theguardian.com/business/2019/dec/19/british-airways-slumps-near-bottom-passenger-survey-airlines?CMP=Share_iOSApp_Other
U(MUN)NA. Politician = Chuka Umunna. I couldn’t in all honesty ascribe him to a particular political party with any confidence, as that could well have changed by the time the crossword was published!
The experiment continues.
Right now in Islington the Corbyn household is settling down to watch the Queens speech.
BTW I have only just discovered that Johnny Mercer's middle name is Luther.
One day off from news and politics, best wishes to all PBers and their families - and especially to those for whom it’s going to be difficult to celebrate this year.
19 Down. Mervyn
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OR07r0ZMFb8