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edited April 2017 in General

imagepoliticalbetting.com » Blog Archive » Why a 1997 style landslide or even a 1983 style landslide might not happen, but maybe a 2005 style majority of 66 could

Judging by the polls, the political mood, the intuition of most political watchers, and pretty much everyone in the country, sans the Corbynites, are expecting Mrs May’s Tories to win so comprehensively the only thing in doubt is which three figure number will be the size of the Tory majority, but today I’ll explain why that might be wrong, and why Mrs May could end up with just a modest double digit majority.

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    Sunil_PrasannanSunil_Prasannan Posts: 49,616
    First like ELBOW :lol:
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    RogerRoger Posts: 18,930
    edited April 2017
    This is flying pigs territory. The only interesting question is whether Nick Palmer or BJO jumps ship first.

    Talking of first....this is the first General Election where I haven't decided who I'm going to vote for. It's quite liberating
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    asjohnstoneasjohnstone Posts: 1,276
    I didn't realise until reading this article that "dominatrices" was the plural of "dominatrix". I'd been using "dominatrixes". I feel kind of stupid now.
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    SquareRootSquareRoot Posts: 7,095
    I guess TSE's thread is the sympathetic labour shag. Few will buy that.
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    SquareRootSquareRoot Posts: 7,095
    edited April 2017
    .. and to the contrary, Corbyn is so disliked a lot of people will just not vote or vote Conservative or LD.
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    AlastairMeeksAlastairMeeks Posts: 30,340
    Lepers don't get sympathy shags.
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    felixfelix Posts: 15,125
    I think the thread has many good arguments but would still expect a majority higher than 70. May is not massively inspiring or charismatic and the metropoliticos are not fans. However, they don't get it. It looks like the people want Stanley Baldwin for now and she fits the bill.
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    felixfelix Posts: 15,125

    Lepers don't get sympathy shags.

    You're not wrong there. Eeeuuuwww.
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    AlastairMeeksAlastairMeeks Posts: 30,340
    There's is now a reasonable possibility that the huge poll leads for the Conservatives have the opposite effect on Labour and cause its already-ethereal discipline to break down completely. The rout could get worse.
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    felixfelix Posts: 15,125
    I see the Independent is supported by Diana Abbott in a campaign against any caps on immigration. And they wonder why they couldn't keep going as a newspaper.
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    SquareRootSquareRoot Posts: 7,095
    edited April 2017

    There's is now a reasonable possibility that the huge poll leads for the Conservatives have the opposite effect on Labour and cause its already-ethereal discipline to break down completely. The rout could get worse.

    This sort of tosh won't buy many votes either. It desperation time already

    http://www.msn.com/en-gb/news/general-election/jeremy-corbyn-promises-four-new-uk-bank-holidays-if-labour-wins-election/ar-BBAa606?li=AAmiR2Z&ocid=spartandhp
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    felixfelix Posts: 15,125

    There's is now a reasonable possibility that the huge poll leads for the Conservatives have the opposite effect on Labour and cause its already-ethereal discipline to break down completely. The rout could get worse.

    There must be a good chance of some defections to other parties now. With Slab now on 13% and a pleasant if dull leader just what is the UKLab floor?
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    felixfelix Posts: 15,125

    There's is now a reasonable possibility that the huge poll leads for the Conservatives have the opposite effect on Labour and cause its already-ethereal discipline to break down completely. The rout could get worse.

    This sort of tosh won't buy many votes either. It desperation time already

    http://www.msn.com/en-gb/news/general-election/jeremy-corbyn-promises-four-new-uk-bank-holidays-if-labour-wins-election/ar-BBAa606?li=AAmiR2Z&ocid=spartandhp
    Indeed. What next? Free owls.
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    RecidivistRecidivist Posts: 4,679

    I didn't realise until reading this article that "dominatrices" was the plural of "dominatrix". I'd been using "dominatrixes". I feel kind of stupid now.

    To be fair it isn't a word you need to use in the plural very often.

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    AlastairMeeksAlastairMeeks Posts: 30,340

    I didn't realise until reading this article that "dominatrices" was the plural of "dominatrix". I'd been using "dominatrixes". I feel kind of stupid now.

    To be fair it isn't a word you need to use in the plural very often.

    What a quiet life you lead.
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    dr_spyndr_spyn Posts: 11,291
    1997 - game changer for the Tories, looks as if it will take five general elections in 20 years to get a majority over 20.

    Corbyn 20 years on, about to recreate Blair's landslide in reverse. How long will it take Labour to recover? 1931 was a catastrophic defeat for Labour, took them 15 years to get back, in part thanks to a coalition from 1940 in a World War. Perhaps a no 11 bus might help Labour, but only if Corbyn stepped in front of it during the next week.

    Re Cameron & Osborne were so good, why have they departed the political stage so fast?
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    SquareRootSquareRoot Posts: 7,095
    new thread
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    RogerRoger Posts: 18,930

    I didn't realise until reading this article that "dominatrices" was the plural of "dominatrix". I'd been using "dominatrixes". I feel kind of stupid now.

    I know what you mean. I went to Helmut Newton's exhibition yesterday to look for answers

    http://www.magazinehorse.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/05/Helmut-Newton-Two-Models-In-My-Apartment-Paris-1.png
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    RobDRobD Posts: 59,022

    new thread

    Looks like a case of premature posting :o
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    MikeSmithsonMikeSmithson Posts: 7,382
    The French election thread will be put up later.
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    felixfelix Posts: 15,125
    And we're back.
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    SquareRootSquareRoot Posts: 7,095
    more like premature threading ;)
    RobD said:

    new thread

    Looks like a case of premature posting :o
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    JackWJackW Posts: 14,787

    The French election thread will be put up later.

    Mercy buckets ....
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    RogerRoger Posts: 18,930
    edited April 2017
    I think he'll do even worse than the polls suggest. He might pick up the dominatrix vote but he'll lose the 'Remainers' big time.

    In a compendium of mistakes that was his biggest.
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    felixfelix Posts: 15,125
    RobD said:

    new thread

    Looks like a case of premature posting :o
    Understandable after last night's shenanigans - we all need a good few ciggies now.
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    ProdicusProdicus Posts: 658
    Test
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    RogerRoger Posts: 18,930
    felix said:

    I see the Independent is supported by Diana Abbott in a campaign against any caps on immigration. And they wonder why they couldn't keep going as a newspaper.

    Can't you fit any more non sequiturs into that post?
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    SandpitSandpit Posts: 50,024
    Well I guess last night was the wrong one to go to bed early
    *reads through 15 pages of posts*

    Bloody hell, fifty percent in GB and 30% in Scotland!

    And we're just starting with "Corbyn is the friend of terrorists" stories today in the Telegraph" - shame that one didn't come out when he was in Warrington yesterday.

    Happy days, I think I'll be buying Tory seats too, if I can find a way to get on from out here.
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    JackWJackW Posts: 14,787
    One has to admire @TSE 's talent for conjuring a thread, with ten reasons, best summarized as :

    Jezza's Election Chances A Crap Jim But Not As We Know It
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    The level of majority that May is looking at has the potential to allow some very bold things to be done:

    For example, things like merging income tax and NI. NI is an anachronism. A combined basic NI/tax rate of say 30% with higher rate of 47% would hit the Corbyn 70K'ers and richer pensioners very hard and would be very unpopular indeed with a very vocal part of the population.

    Hence the reluctance to keep the triple lock going.
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    SquareRootSquareRoot Posts: 7,095
    felix said:

    RobD said:

    new thread

    Looks like a case of premature posting :o
    Understandable after last night's shenanigans - we all need a good few ciggies now.
    Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo.. I gave up nearly 4 yrs ago . A packet of Benson and Hedges is well over a tenner now. At 20 a day that's nearly £350 a month..
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    Sandpit said:

    Well I guess last night was the wrong one to go to bed early
    *reads through 15 pages of posts*

    Bloody hell, fifty percent in GB and 30% in Scotland!

    And we're just starting with "Corbyn is the friend of terrorists" stories today in the Telegraph" - shame that one didn't come out when he was in Warrington yesterday.

    Happy days, I think I'll be buying Tory seats too, if I can find a way to get on from out here.

    Some of them do take bets over the phone.
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    SquareRootSquareRoot Posts: 7,095
    edited April 2017
    Roger said:

    felix said:

    I see the Independent is supported by Diana Abbott in a campaign against any caps on immigration. And they wonder why they couldn't keep going as a newspaper.

    Can't you fit any more non sequiturs into that post?
    everything Dian Abbott says is a non sequitor
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    I didn't realise until reading this article that "dominatrices" was the plural of "dominatrix". I'd been using "dominatrixes". I feel kind of stupid now.

    All former privately educated boys know the plural is dominatrices.

    Hurrah for Latin classes.

    Many years ago in London I was handed a flyer offering the services of an escort agency and their dominatrixes.

    I've never been so disgusted at such poor grammar.
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    Lepers don't get sympathy shags.

    Lepers don't get sympathy shags.

    That's something you never ever want to google.
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    felixfelix Posts: 15,125
    Roger said:

    felix said:

    I see the Independent is supported by Diana Abbott in a campaign against any caps on immigration. And they wonder why they couldn't keep going as a newspaper.

    Can't you fit any more non sequiturs into that post?
    You OK hun?
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    SandpitSandpit Posts: 50,024

    Sandpit said:

    Well I guess last night was the wrong one to go to bed early
    *reads through 15 pages of posts*

    Bloody hell, fifty percent in GB and 30% in Scotland!

    And we're just starting with "Corbyn is the friend of terrorists" stories today in the Telegraph" - shame that one didn't come out when he was in Warrington yesterday.

    Happy days, I think I'll be buying Tory seats too, if I can find a way to get on from out here.

    Some of them do take bets over the phone.
    Yes, will investigate that option, will probably need to shuffle some cash for the deposit too. You're on with SpIn or Spreadex?
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    Sandpit said:

    Sandpit said:

    Well I guess last night was the wrong one to go to bed early
    *reads through 15 pages of posts*

    Bloody hell, fifty percent in GB and 30% in Scotland!

    And we're just starting with "Corbyn is the friend of terrorists" stories today in the Telegraph" - shame that one didn't come out when he was in Warrington yesterday.

    Happy days, I think I'll be buying Tory seats too, if I can find a way to get on from out here.

    Some of them do take bets over the phone.
    Yes, will investigate that option, will probably need to shuffle some cash for the deposit too. You're on with SpIn or Spreadex?
    Spreadex. Mid price 378

    https://www.spreadex.com/sports/mobile/page/spr/573773/1/2335564
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    ydoethurydoethur Posts: 67,542

    I didn't realise until reading this article that "dominatrices" was the plural of "dominatrix". I'd been using "dominatrixes". I feel kind of stupid now.

    To be fair it isn't a word you need to use in the plural very often.

    What a quiet life you lead.
    TMI, Alistair, TMI...
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    SandpitSandpit Posts: 50,024

    Sandpit said:

    Sandpit said:

    Well I guess last night was the wrong one to go to bed early
    *reads through 15 pages of posts*

    Bloody hell, fifty percent in GB and 30% in Scotland!

    And we're just starting with "Corbyn is the friend of terrorists" stories today in the Telegraph" - shame that one didn't come out when he was in Warrington yesterday.

    Happy days, I think I'll be buying Tory seats too, if I can find a way to get on from out here.

    Some of them do take bets over the phone.
    Yes, will investigate that option, will probably need to shuffle some cash for the deposit too. You're on with SpIn or Spreadex?
    Spreadex. Mid price 378

    https://www.spreadex.com/sports/mobile/page/spr/573773/1/2335564
    Ooh, thanks. For some reason that page (https mobile site) isn't blocked by the local moral guardians :)
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    Btw - the choice of thread pic was purely for Scrapheap following my blatant trolling of him last week.
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    TheScreamingEaglesTheScreamingEagles Posts: 114,691
    edited April 2017
    ydoethur said:

    I didn't realise until reading this article that "dominatrices" was the plural of "dominatrix". I'd been using "dominatrixes". I feel kind of stupid now.

    To be fair it isn't a word you need to use in the plural very often.

    What a quiet life you lead.
    TMI, Alistair, TMI...
    Blame me, I was the one who wrote about hiring 400 dominatrices in one night, concurrently.
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    Sandpit said:

    Sandpit said:

    Sandpit said:

    Well I guess last night was the wrong one to go to bed early
    *reads through 15 pages of posts*

    Bloody hell, fifty percent in GB and 30% in Scotland!

    And we're just starting with "Corbyn is the friend of terrorists" stories today in the Telegraph" - shame that one didn't come out when he was in Warrington yesterday.

    Happy days, I think I'll be buying Tory seats too, if I can find a way to get on from out here.

    Some of them do take bets over the phone.
    Yes, will investigate that option, will probably need to shuffle some cash for the deposit too. You're on with SpIn or Spreadex?
    Spreadex. Mid price 378

    https://www.spreadex.com/sports/mobile/page/spr/573773/1/2335564
    Ooh, thanks. For some reason that page (https mobile site) isn't blocked by the local moral guardians :)
    Hurrah. This is the SPIN site, market currently suspends

    https://mobile.sportingindex.com/markets/0a912203d8204ead92bb0d6cf96cd578/87be4ed674be41a8b23bfa0f53bea35b/group_b.ebb77a08-5cd6-4e69-9096-cdc826441491/00000000000000000000000000000000
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    ydoethurydoethur Posts: 67,542
    edited April 2017

    Btw - the choice of thread pic was purely for Scrapheap following my blatant trolling of him last week.

    The polls in that image were out by around 17%, in favour of Labour.

    If the same were true today, this would be the most one-sided election in history, eclipsing the 'doctor's mandate' of 1931, the coupon election of 1918, the Tariff Reform election of 1906, the Reform Act election of 1832 and the Pitt election of 1784.

    I don't think it will be quite as bad as Tories win 60-20, but it's already looking absolutely brutal.
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    kle4kle4 Posts: 92,087

    There's is now a reasonable possibility that the huge poll leads for the Conservatives have the opposite effect on Labour and cause its already-ethereal discipline to break down completely. The rout could get worse.

    I find TSE's hypothesis quite plausible, particularly the shy labour factor, but after the past few days I cannot discount the possibility you are right. The guy in barrow opened the campaign calling Corbyn out, more will crack if they don't get some rest from all the pressure against them, and we know support can reach a tipping point.

    I'll assume we're at a high water mark for Tory support and a good but not stonking majority will arrive in 7 weeks, but I am no longer as confident as I was.
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    ydoethurydoethur Posts: 67,542

    ydoethur said:

    I didn't realise until reading this article that "dominatrices" was the plural of "dominatrix". I'd been using "dominatrixes". I feel kind of stupid now.

    To be fair it isn't a word you need to use in the plural very often.

    What a quiet life you lead.
    TMI, Alistair, TMI...
    Blame, I was the one who wrote about hiring 400 dominatrixes in one night, concurrently.
    Information overload, Mr Eagles.

    (And shouldn't it be 'dominatrices?')
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    IanB2IanB2 Posts: 47,575
    Another one that could be added to TSE's list is the return of anti-Tory tactical voting in Scotland, rather than anti-SNP. That might make the wilder seat gain projections there a tad optimistic?
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    ydoethur said:

    Btw - the choice of thread pic was purely for Scrapheap following my blatant trolling of him last week.

    The polls in that image were out by around 17%, in favour of Labour.

    If the same were true today, this would be the most one-sided election in history, eclipsing the 'doctor's mandate' of 1931, the coupon election of 1918, the Tariff Reform election of 1906, the Reform Act election of 1832 and the Pitt election of 1784.

    I don't think it will be quite as bad as Tories win 60-20, but it's already looking absolutely brutal.
    It's the Scotland polling that got me.

    I was tipped off about the Tories getting 12 seats, I swore lots and felt shocked into paralysis for a few mins.
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    kle4kle4 Posts: 92,087
    dr_spyn said:

    1997 - game changer for the Tories, looks as if it will take five general elections in 20 years to get a majority over 20.

    Corbyn 20 years on, about to recreate Blair's landslide in reverse. How long will it take Labour to recover? 1931 was a catastrophic defeat for Labour, took them 15 years to get back, in part thanks to a coalition from 1940 in a World War. Perhaps a no 11 bus might help Labour, but only if Corbyn stepped in front of it during the next week.

    Re Cameron & Osborne were so good, why have they departed the political stage so fast?

    They were the leaders for that time, which has passed.
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    JackWJackW Posts: 14,787
    edited April 2017

    .... I was the one who wrote about hiring 400 dominatrices in one night ....

    One can only admire your stamina .... :astonished:

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    RobDRobD Posts: 59,022
    IanB2 said:

    Another one that could be added to TSE's list is the return of anti-Tory tactical voting in Scotland, rather than anti-SNP. That might make the wilder seat gain projections there a tad optimistic?

    Won't tactical voting in Scotland be on unionist/nationalist lines?
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    ydoethur said:

    ydoethur said:

    I didn't realise until reading this article that "dominatrices" was the plural of "dominatrix". I'd been using "dominatrixes". I feel kind of stupid now.

    To be fair it isn't a word you need to use in the plural very often.

    What a quiet life you lead.
    TMI, Alistair, TMI...
    Blame, I was the one who wrote about hiring 400 dominatrixes in one night, concurrently.
    Information overload, Mr Eagles.

    (And shouldn't it be 'dominatrices?')
    Blinking auto correct
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    kle4kle4 Posts: 92,087
    IanB2 said:

    Another one that could be added to TSE's list is the return of anti-Tory tactical voting in Scotland, rather than anti-SNP. That might make the wilder seat gain projections there a tad optimistic?

    Yes - they're hopping support has reached a point where people no longer feel embarrassed to vote Scon even if they used to hate them. I know what Malcolm would think if that, and it's still a possibility.
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    JackW said:

    .... I was the one who wrote about hiring 400 dominatrices in one night ....

    One can only admire your stamina .... :astonished:

    I never understand men who hire a dominatrix.

    Giving all your money to be punished and sexually frustrated by a woman all night long.

    I got that free from my wife and girlfriend.
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    EssexitEssexit Posts: 1,956
    RobD said:

    IanB2 said:

    Another one that could be added to TSE's list is the return of anti-Tory tactical voting in Scotland, rather than anti-SNP. That might make the wilder seat gain projections there a tad optimistic?

    Won't tactical voting in Scotland be on unionist/nationalist lines?
    One would hope so - any allegedly patriotic Labour voter who votes SNP to keep the Tories out should take a long hard look at themselves. SNP -> Labour tactical voting is an interesting possibility, but moot given the lack of Labour/Tory contests in Scotland.
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    ydoethurydoethur Posts: 67,542

    ydoethur said:

    Btw - the choice of thread pic was purely for Scrapheap following my blatant trolling of him last week.

    The polls in that image were out by around 17%, in favour of Labour.

    If the same were true today, this would be the most one-sided election in history, eclipsing the 'doctor's mandate' of 1931, the coupon election of 1918, the Tariff Reform election of 1906, the Reform Act election of 1832 and the Pitt election of 1784.

    I don't think it will be quite as bad as Tories win 60-20, but it's already looking absolutely brutal.
    It's the Scotland polling that got me.

    I was tipped off about the Tories getting 12 seats, I swore lots and felt shocked into paralysis for a few mins.
    Indeed yes. 34 years since the Tories won that many seats in Scotland. That would be quite a turnaround.

    As for the rumours regarding Wales, in its own way that's even more epochal.
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    SandpitSandpit Posts: 50,024

    Sandpit said:

    Sandpit said:

    Sandpit said:

    Well I guess last night was the wrong one to go to bed early
    *reads through 15 pages of posts*

    Bloody hell, fifty percent in GB and 30% in Scotland!

    And we're just starting with "Corbyn is the friend of terrorists" stories today in the Telegraph" - shame that one didn't come out when he was in Warrington yesterday.

    Happy days, I think I'll be buying Tory seats too, if I can find a way to get on from out here.

    Some of them do take bets over the phone.
    Yes, will investigate that option, will probably need to shuffle some cash for the deposit too. You're on with SpIn or Spreadex?
    Spreadex. Mid price 378

    https://www.spreadex.com/sports/mobile/page/spr/573773/1/2335564
    Ooh, thanks. For some reason that page (https mobile site) isn't blocked by the local moral guardians :)
    Hurrah. This is the SPIN site, market currently suspends

    https://mobile.sportingindex.com/markets/0a912203d8204ead92bb0d6cf96cd578/87be4ed674be41a8b23bfa0f53bea35b/group_b.ebb77a08-5cd6-4e69-9096-cdc826441491/00000000000000000000000000000000
    Ooh, that works too, thanks. Will wait for the market to come back up then dip toe tentatively in the murky waters of spread betting.
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    Hmm... I'm getting something familiar with this new thread ..
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    JosiasJessopJosiasJessop Posts: 39,203

    JackW said:

    .... I was the one who wrote about hiring 400 dominatrices in one night ....

    One can only admire your stamina .... :astonished:

    I never understand men who hire a dominatrix.

    Giving all your money to be punished and sexually frustrated by a woman all night long.

    I got that free from my wife and girlfriend.
    At the same time?
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    Morris_DancerMorris_Dancer Posts: 61,028
    Good morning, everyone.

    Read this, then went to read the previous article (I'd missed, as I was away then).

    Hmm. May need to add the Battle of Kleidion to my list.

    I agree a 66 seat majority is eminently possible (40-80 seems likely to me) but if these polling shares were repeated on the night, Labour would be as screwed as a nymphomaniac with a carpentry fetish.
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    foxinsoxukfoxinsoxuk Posts: 23,548

    Lepers don't get sympathy shags.

    A friend of mine has Leprosy (picked up while running a programme in Africa) and doesn't seem to do too badly.

    Jezza also seems to do quite well with the ladies!
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    Hmm... I'm getting something familiar with this new thread ..

    See my post at 7.09am.
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    OldKingColeOldKingCole Posts: 32,124
    We all seem to be ignoring the 'trial run’which is the locals, on Thursday week. If, as predicted, Labour does badly, UKIP catastrophically and the Tories and the LD’s well, then that is going to change the narrative. Especially if, for the less observant and thoughtful commentators, the Tories don’t as well as the wilder predictions.
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    Btw - the choice of thread pic was purely for Scrapheap following my blatant trolling of him last week.

    Thank you
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    Good morning, everyone.

    Read this, then went to read the previous article (I'd missed, as I was away then).

    Hmm. May need to add the Battle of Kleidion to my list.

    I agree a 66 seat majority is eminently possible (40-80 seems likely to me) but if these polling shares were repeated on the night, Labour would be as screwed as a nymphomaniac with a carpentry fetish.

    I mentioned the Battle of Kleidion on the previous thread. Happy to give you a full history lesson on it.
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    tlg86tlg86 Posts: 25,220
    Thanks TSE, here are my thoughts:

    1) Turnout might be depressed, but remember what OGH's biggest betting loss was - thinking that a low turnout in 2001 favoured the Tories. I'm expecting a lot of Labour voters to stay at home.

    2) Shy Labour voters might become an issue once the Tories get to work on his previous. I'm still not sure people are fully aware of his past.

    3) I don't know how much this will count for. I bet the Tories lost some good constituency MPs in 1997. Ultimately Labour MPs allowed Corbyn to become leader. I've backed the Tories to defeat Ma Beckett in Derby South.

    4) No

    5) I think May's popularity is derived from her not being Cameron and Osborne. The polling on May last week suggested that people didn't think she necessarily had a great personality - but that's not what people are voting for here.

    6) The Tories are going to win - what they need to work out is where to focus their resources. I'm not sure Crosby matters this time.

    7) If true, then six doesn't matter.

    8) I don't think it will make that much difference. I expect Labour and the Lib Dems to be over optimistic.

    9) This could matter - but if it does blow up, will voters assume it was the past regime that's now gone? Do voters know who Nick Timothy is?

    10) I think if the polls are wrong, they are likely to be overstating Labour.
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    Morris_DancerMorris_Dancer Posts: 61,028
    Mr. Eagles, it's good that during these dark days you're maintaining your sense of humour.
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    ToryJimToryJim Posts: 3,486
    Has any egregiously lefty celebrity promised to leave the country if the Tories win yet? I know they never actually follow through but it's always a fun feature of election campaigning.
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    JosiasJessopJosiasJessop Posts: 39,203
    ydoethur said:

    ydoethur said:

    Btw - the choice of thread pic was purely for Scrapheap following my blatant trolling of him last week.

    The polls in that image were out by around 17%, in favour of Labour.

    If the same were true today, this would be the most one-sided election in history, eclipsing the 'doctor's mandate' of 1931, the coupon election of 1918, the Tariff Reform election of 1906, the Reform Act election of 1832 and the Pitt election of 1784.

    I don't think it will be quite as bad as Tories win 60-20, but it's already looking absolutely brutal.
    It's the Scotland polling that got me.

    I was tipped off about the Tories getting 12 seats, I swore lots and felt shocked into paralysis for a few mins.
    Indeed yes. 34 years since the Tories won that many seats in Scotland. That would be quite a turnaround.

    As for the rumours regarding Wales, in its own way that's even more epochal.
    *If* true, then Labour's lost two of its three main heartlands: Scotland's gone, Wales is going, and they're only left with the inner cities. And that isn't enough for them ever to get back into power. They'll be marginalised and bereft, an irrelevance.

    I've been saying this election might be an ELE for Labour: if it survives then Labour in 2022 or 2027 might be a very different beast to the one even Tony Blair oversaw.

    But there's another question: is this because the Labour party isn't needed any more? The circumstances in which it was founded 117 years ago no longer exist: in fact, they've won many of the battles. The new battles for the twenty-first century may be better fought by a different party, and one less mired in the old arguments of the past.
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    RobDRobD Posts: 59,022
    edited April 2017

    Mr. Eagles, it's good that during these dark days you're maintaining your sense of humour.

    Dark days? Did TSE just get the invoice for his 400 dominatrix session? :smiley:
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    Morris_DancerMorris_Dancer Posts: 61,028
    Mr. D, invoice?

    Not my area of expertise (although Sir Edric's Kingdom does have a dominatrix as his paramour), but I would've thought payment up front, in cash would be much likelier.
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    JosiasJessopJosiasJessop Posts: 39,203
    And as an aside, the first sentence in the Labour party's description in Wikipedia is:

    "The Labour Party is a centre-left political party in the United Kingdom."

    Methinks that needs altering. They're *way* off the centre ground.
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    AlistairAlistair Posts: 23,670
    The defining feature of 2015 Scottish Westminster and 2016 Holyrood elections has been differential turnout.

    Both saw big increases in turnout on the previous equivalent election in favour of SNP i. 2015 and the SCons in 2016.

    I have no clue what turnout will look like this time.
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    ydoethurydoethur Posts: 67,542
    tlg86 said:


    3) I don't know how much this will count for. I bet the Tories lost some good constituency MPs in 1997. Ultimately Labour MPs allowed Corbyn to become leader. I've backed the Tories to defeat Ma Beckett in Derby South.

    There would be a particularly delicious irony in that given that she was one of the ones who nominated Jez in the first place!

    Worst ever government minister - my father still wants to punch her in the face whenever he hears her name over the Rural Payments Agency fiasco. Mind you, she's still not as useless as Angela Rayner.
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    ToryJimToryJim Posts: 3,486

    And as an aside, the first sentence in the Labour party's description in Wikipedia is:

    "The Labour Party is a centre-left political party in the United Kingdom."

    Methinks that needs altering. They're *way* off the centre ground.

    They're way off this planet...
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    Scott_PScott_P Posts: 51,453

    But there's another question: is this because the Labour party isn't needed any more? The circumstances in which it was founded 117 years ago no longer exist: in fact, they've won many of the battles. The new battles for the twenty-first century may be better fought by a different party, and one less mired in the old arguments of the past.

    But, but, but THE NHS!!!!!!! Only 7 weeks to save it!

    Oh, wait...

    https://twitter.com/st_newsroom/status/856036164351926273
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    foxinsoxukfoxinsoxuk Posts: 23,548
    To TSE's list:

    11) The fear factor of Corbyn as PM is just not credible as a campaign narrative. No one is predicting Labour to gain seats, indeed just 50 losses would be regarded as a Dunkirk like great escape.
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    And as an aside, the first sentence in the Labour party's description in Wikipedia is:

    "The Labour Party is a centre-left political party in the United Kingdom."

    Methinks that needs altering. They're *way* off the centre ground.

    With potentially no mps in Scotland and swathes of the south and south West..... they are barely a UK party at this rate of decline.
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    AlistairAlistair Posts: 23,670
    Betfair Sports book Constituency prices for the Scottish Borders seats at insane.

    Conservative 4/11 in BRS is insane
    Conservative 1/3 in DCT is insane
    Conservative 7/4!!!!!! in D&G is insanity gone mad.

    Pile on. Even if the Tory Surge falls back these are rock solid gains/holds
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    Morris_DancerMorris_Dancer Posts: 61,028
    If the polls are accurate, Labour's going to play the part of Alderaan to the Conservatives' Death Star.

    It's already bad for democracy to have such an inept opposition. If Labour are this badly harmed, they have to axe Corbyn or split. The alternative is a risk of the worst result for Labour since WWII, to be followed five years later by an even worse result.

    Still a long way to go, though. I wonder if May's regretting making the campaign period so long.
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    MarqueeMarkMarqueeMark Posts: 50,189
    edited April 2017
    JackW said:

    One has to admire @TSE 's talent for conjuring a thread, with ten reasons, best summarized as :

    Jezza's Election Chances A Crap Jim But Not As We Know It

    It's Worse Than That, They're Dead, Jim.....
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    ydoethurydoethur Posts: 67,542

    *If* true, then Labour's lost two of its three main heartlands: Scotland's gone, Wales is going, and they're only left with the inner cities. And that isn't enough for them ever to get back into power. They'll be marginalised and bereft, an irrelevance.

    I've been saying this election might be an ELE for Labour: if it survives then Labour in 2022 or 2027 might be a very different beast to the one even Tony Blair oversaw.

    But there's another question: is this because the Labour party isn't needed any more? The circumstances in which it was founded 117 years ago no longer exist: in fact, they've won many of the battles. The new battles for the twenty-first century may be better fought by a different party, and one less mired in the old arguments of the past.

    Quite possibly. Labour's century may prove to have been a brief, fleeting alignment of the stars in social terms - strongly unionised labour, working class solidarity, the support of a huge international movement with multiple power foci. All of which have vanished.

    I don't think they will be left with the inner cities at this rate. Those are drifting away too (hardly surprising, given the way the party treat their inhabitants). They will be left with the suburban, wealthy, upper-middle class in a handful of major urban centres - Newcastle, West Yorkshire, Manchester, Liverpool, Birmingham, Bristol, Cardiff, Brighton and London. And they'll be fighting with the Greens for the votes of that group - much as the Liberals in the 1930s-1950s were de facto the group of Celtic nationalism and constitutional reform wonks. That's where I can see Labour ten years from now.

    Or alternatively they ditch Corbyn and get someone who isn't a slightly unhinged geriatric Fascist with the IQ of a dead stoat to start rebuilding. But who that is I don't know. It may depend on who the survivors are.

    In any case, as you say, much of this is hypothetical.
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    DavidLDavidL Posts: 51,506
    Alistair said:

    The defining feature of 2015 Scottish Westminster and 2016 Holyrood elections has been differential turnout.

    Both saw big increases in turnout on the previous equivalent election in favour of SNP i. 2015 and the SCons in 2016.

    I have no clue what turnout will look like this time.

    Anecdotally, the Unionist vote is really motivated. Indyref2 has really hacked a lot of people off, even some who have been voting SNP as an anti-Tory strategy for years. 30% for the Tories still seems beyond my wildest dreams though. I can't quite bring myself to believe it.

    I know many professional people in Scotland, Unionists, prosperous, small c conservatives who like Ruth but still find voting Tory too far. The anger from the poll tax has had an incredible shelf life and even now the Tories are not decontaminated, especially amongst disillusioned ex Labour supporters looking for a home. Reaching that group is going to be very hard.
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    RobDRobD Posts: 59,022

    If the polls are accurate, Labour's going to play the part of Alderaan to the Conservatives' Death Star.

    With May playing the role of Moff Tarkin? :D
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    ydoethurydoethur Posts: 67,542
    RobD said:

    If the polls are accurate, Labour's going to play the part of Alderaan to the Conservatives' Death Star.

    With May playing the role of Moff Tarkin? :D
    And Boris Johnson as Darth Vader - the strange looking obsessive who does whatever he likes and has a massive sex drive that causes problems for the whole galaxy? :wink:
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    tlg86tlg86 Posts: 25,220
    This bank holiday policy is completely bonkers. Why the f*** do we want another three holidays in March/April and bloody day off at the end of November?

    I would scrap the May 1st bank holiday and move it to the first Monday of July.
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    SandpitSandpit Posts: 50,024
    Sky News leading with Corbyn's plan for new bank holidays. Is anyone going to ask him about the saints represented, or ask Mrs Bucket about her views on St George's Day parties?
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    RobDRobD Posts: 59,022
    On @Morris_Dancer's analogy.. I wonder what the Tories' thermal exhaust port is? :o
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    TGOHFTGOHF Posts: 21,633
    edited April 2017
    IanB2 said:

    Another one that could be added to TSE's list is the return of anti-Tory tactical voting in Scotland, rather than anti-SNP. That might make the wilder seat gain projections there a tad optimistic?

    There will be tactical voting in Scotland but not necessarily dominated by "anti- Tory"


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    RoyalBlueRoyalBlue Posts: 3,223
    RobD said:

    On @Morris_Dancer's analogy.. I wonder what the Tories' thermal exhaust port is? :o

    The expense investigations! Do we definitely know which parties are implicated?
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    FregglesFreggles Posts: 3,486
    tlg86 said:

    This bank holiday policy is completely bonkers. Why the f*** do we want another three holidays in March/April and bloody day off at the end of November?

    I would scrap the May 1st bank holiday and move it to the first Monday of July.

    I think they would only apply in that particular nation
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    Sandpit said:

    Sky News leading with Corbyn's plan for new bank holidays. Is anyone going to ask him about the saints represented, or ask Mrs Bucket about her views on St George's Day parties?

    My view on St George's day.

    It is a bloody disgrace that we have some Johnny Foreigner as our patron saint. He never set foot in England.

    Happy Roman Palestine born in Lydda never stepped foot in England day everybody.
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    tlg86tlg86 Posts: 25,220
    Freggles said:

    tlg86 said:

    This bank holiday policy is completely bonkers. Why the f*** do we want another three holidays in March/April and bloody day off at the end of November?

    I would scrap the May 1st bank holiday and move it to the first Monday of July.

    I think they would only apply in that particular nation
    The BBC are saying that they would be UK wide.
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    Scott_PScott_P Posts: 51,453
    DavidL said:

    Anecdotally, the Unionist vote is really motivated. Indyref2 has really hacked a lot of people off, even some who have been voting SNP as an anti-Tory strategy for years. 30% for the Tories still seems beyond my wildest dreams though. I can't quite bring myself to believe it.

    I know many professional people in Scotland, Unionists, prosperous, small c conservatives who like Ruth but still find voting Tory too far. The anger from the poll tax has had an incredible shelf life and even now the Tories are not decontaminated, especially amongst disillusioned ex Labour supporters looking for a home. Reaching that group is going to be very hard.

    Nicola Sturgeon has managed to detoxify the Thatcher brand for many people and assumed the mantle of "that woman"

    I saw an article yesterday that made the point that Alex Salmond was popular across the political divide, governing for "all of Scotland", until the day he announced the Indyref. At that point he was either on your side, or agin ye.

    Nicola made the same mistake. After Indyref1 she was meant to be a unifying figure, until now.

    The great irony is the SNP would be looking in much better shape at this election if she had never announced Indyref2.

    Chortle...
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    RobDRobD Posts: 59,022
    RoyalBlue said:

    RobD said:

    On @Morris_Dancer's analogy.. I wonder what the Tories' thermal exhaust port is? :o

    The expense investigations! Do we definitely know which parties are implicated?
    The first of them is due by May 20th.
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    JosiasJessopJosiasJessop Posts: 39,203
    tlg86 said:

    This bank holiday policy is completely bonkers. Why the f*** do we want another three holidays in March/April and bloody day off at the end of November?

    I would scrap the May 1st bank holiday and move it to the first Monday of July.

    I agree that even if people want another four days off, they don't want some of them clustered around Easter (and in fact with two that will probably (*) coincide with Easter in some years).

    Also, how do bank holidays effect GDP? If we have roughly 250 working days a year, won't four extra days off be worth between one and two percent of GDP?

    Warning: there's almost certainly some poor maths in the above ...

    (*) Citation required.
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    timmotimmo Posts: 1,469
    Yesterday got on Aberdeen South for the Tories at 12/1 this morning 7/2. Still value based on last years results
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    ydoethurydoethur Posts: 67,542
    edited April 2017

    Sandpit said:

    Sky News leading with Corbyn's plan for new bank holidays. Is anyone going to ask him about the saints represented, or ask Mrs Bucket about her views on St George's Day parties?

    My view on St George's day.

    It is a bloody disgrace that we have some Johnny Foreigner as our patron saint. He never set foot in England.

    Happy Roman Palestine born in Lydda never stepped foot in England day everybody.
    Indeed. Should be Saint Augustine or Saint Columba.

    Edit - although today is also another significant double anniversary for one of our great national figures of course (I won't patronise people by saying whom)!
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    dr_spyndr_spyn Posts: 11,291
    Ken Loach to make PPB for Labour - via Mirror Politics.

    Will it be as effective as his past efforts against Labour in 1997, and 2001?

    http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/entertainment/1245613.stm
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