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  • Scott_P said:

    So you had them when they were *really* bad.

    As we discussed the other day, when an Apple machine gets stuck in an endless update, fail reboot cycle it's a total nightmare.

    Oh, wait...
    Indeed.

    I feel a thread coming up where I compare Theresa May at PMQs as the Windows operating system to the Apple OS that is David Cameron
  • AndyJSAndyJS Posts: 29,395
    edited September 2016
    Peter Hitchens on grammar schools:

    "Here's why the quarrel about grammar schools never ends: it is not really about schools, but about what sort of country this should be.
    Grammar schools stood for adult authority, for discipline, for tradition, for hard work first and reward afterwards, and for self-improvement."

    http://hitchensblog.mailonsunday.co.uk/2016/08/peter-hitchens-grammar-wreckers-knew-they-would-make-our-schools-worse.html
  • GIN1138 said:

    GIN1138 said:


    On the effective date of Brexit, the David Allen Green tweets which were posted on the last thread were interesting, but I don't think they should be taken too literally. For political reasons, Article 50 and therefore Brexit are going to have to come into formal effect reasonably quickly; that doesn't necessarily mean that our contributions to the EU budget (and payments from the EU budget to UK programmes) will stop overnight. It's much more likely that there will be a transitional agreement under which both will continue to some extent after we've formally left the EU. So the 2020 EU budget date is not a big issue, I think.

    I still think early 2017 for A50, we LEAVE early 2019.

    Sounds about right - I hope!
    If things get delayed beyond Spring 2017 The Sunil will have to take further action.
    GOTCHA! :lol:
  • What better proof do you want that grammar schools don't work?

    ttps://twitter.com/WikiGuido/status/773520581056720896

    Are they not all earning 3x the average wage? – What criteria are you setting? :lol:
    Competence, lack thereof.

    People who attend Grammar schools are clearly overrated and have an unfair advantage in the job market over those who attended Secondary moderns and comprehensives.
  • taffystaffys Posts: 9,753
    Grammar schools stood for adult authority, for discipline, for tradition, for hard work first and reward afterwards, and for self-improvement."

    And the Secondary Moderns most kids were consigned to at the age of eleven.

    What did they stand for?
  • Scott_P said:

    So you had them when they were *really* bad.

    As we discussed the other day, when an Apple machine gets stuck in an endless update, fail reboot cycle it's a total nightmare.

    Oh, wait...
    Indeed.

    I feel a thread coming up where I compare Theresa May at PMQs as the Windows operating system to the Apple OS that is David Cameron
    I thought you were a Cameron fan?
  • Scott_P said:

    So you had them when they were *really* bad.

    As we discussed the other day, when an Apple machine gets stuck in an endless update, fail reboot cycle it's a total nightmare.

    Oh, wait...
    Indeed.

    I feel a thread coming up where I compare Theresa May at PMQs as the Windows operating system to the Apple OS that is David Cameron
    I thought you were a Cameron fan?
    I am, the highest compliments I can give him is to compare him to Caesar, or Apple, or 2 Unlimited.
  • Scott_P said:

    So you had them when they were *really* bad.

    As we discussed the other day, when an Apple machine gets stuck in an endless update, fail reboot cycle it's a total nightmare.

    Oh, wait...
    Indeed.

    I feel a thread coming up where I compare Theresa May at PMQs as the Windows operating system to the Apple OS that is David Cameron

    May is popular and understood by everyone, but Cameron was just for the elite?

    May can handle all sorts of situations, but Cameron just his own limited apps friends?

    May delivers more for less, and Cameron was over-priced?

    Yes, that could work.

  • I've never used an Apple device. I've too many friends who are Apple cultists.
  • taffys said:

    Grammar schools stood for adult authority, for discipline, for tradition, for hard work first and reward afterwards, and for self-improvement."

    And the Secondary Moderns most kids were consigned to at the age of eleven.

    What did they stand for?

    Do you think private schools should be abolished? Do they not also create a two-tier education system?

    At least Grammars are free at the point of use!
  • Scott_P said:

    So you had them when they were *really* bad.

    As we discussed the other day, when an Apple machine gets stuck in an endless update, fail reboot cycle it's a total nightmare.

    Oh, wait...
    Indeed.

    I feel a thread coming up where I compare Theresa May at PMQs as the Windows operating system to the Apple OS that is David Cameron
    I thought you were a Cameron fan?
    I am, the highest compliments I can give him is to compare him to Caesar, or Apple, or 2 Unlimited.
    Where's yer Dave now? :lol:
  • What better proof do you want that grammar schools don't work?

    ttps://twitter.com/WikiGuido/status/773520581056720896

    Are they not all earning 3x the average wage? – What criteria are you setting? :lol:
    Competence, lack thereof.

    People who attend Public schools like our TSE are clearly overrated and have an unfair advantage in the job market over those who attended Secondary moderns and comprehensives.
    :innocent:
  • Scott_P said:

    So you had them when they were *really* bad.

    As we discussed the other day, when an Apple machine gets stuck in an endless update, fail reboot cycle it's a total nightmare.

    Oh, wait...
    Indeed.

    I feel a thread coming up where I compare Theresa May at PMQs as the Windows operating system to the Apple OS that is David Cameron

    May is popular and understood by everyone, but Cameron was just for the elite?

    May can handle all sorts of situations, but Cameron just his own limited apps friends?

    May delivers more for less, and Cameron was over-priced?

    Yes, that could work.

    Apple never lets you down nor does it crash and bring the whole system down.

    It is also deservedly prestigious as it sets the agenda.
  • rcs1000rcs1000 Posts: 57,930

    Car packed with gas cylinders found near Notre Dame in Paris

    https://www.theguardian.com/world/2016/sep/07/car-packed-with-gas-cylinders-found-near-notre-dame-in-paris

    Day release from the nut house?

    Is it nitrous oxide?
  • Scott_PScott_P Posts: 51,453

    I feel a thread coming up where I compare Theresa May at PMQs as the Windows operating system to the Apple OS that is David Cameron

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p5Yt30wrbl4
  • RobDRobD Posts: 60,158
    If May is Windows and Cameron is MacOS. What's Corbyn?
  • Scott_PScott_P Posts: 51,453
    RobD said:

    If May is Windows and Cameron is MacOS. What's Corbyn?

    Amiga...
  • RobD said:

    If May is Windows and Cameron is MacOS. What's Corbyn?

    MS-DOS?
  • Scott_P said:

    So you had them when they were *really* bad.

    As we discussed the other day, when an Apple machine gets stuck in an endless update, fail reboot cycle it's a total nightmare.

    Oh, wait...
    Indeed.

    I feel a thread coming up where I compare Theresa May at PMQs as the Windows operating system to the Apple OS that is David Cameron

    May is popular and understood by everyone, but Cameron was just for the elite?

    May can handle all sorts of situations, but Cameron just his own limited apps friends?

    May delivers more for less, and Cameron was over-priced?

    Yes, that could work.

    Apple never lets you down nor does it crash and bring the whole system down.

    It is also deservedly prestigious as it sets the agenda.

    Apple copied a lot of ideas from other people (MP3 players, the OS graphical interface), but I agree they commercialise them first the best.

    As to not crashing, the benefits they get are at the cost of reducing the various hardware you can run on, the software you can use, and the options and functionality you can enjoy.

    Personally, I can handle the power and don't need to be in the Apple Kindergarten.

  • MaxPBMaxPB Posts: 39,334

    What better proof do you want that grammar schools don't work?

    ttps://twitter.com/WikiGuido/status/773520581056720896

    Are they not all earning 3x the average wage? – What criteria are you setting? :lol:
    Competence, lack thereof.

    People who attend Grammar schools are clearly overrated and have an unfair advantage in the job market over those who attended Secondary moderns and comprehensives.
    We can close the grammar schools at the same time as all fee paying schools are closed. Deal?
  • PlatoSaidPlatoSaid Posts: 10,383
    Ooh

    PPP
    Clinton up 57/31 with voters under 45 in FL, 50/41 with voters under 65. But Trump's up 59/39 with seniors: https://t.co/EsOu2iNsOR
  • RobD said:

    If May is Windows and Cameron is MacOS. What's Corbyn?

    An abacus.
  • MaxPB said:

    What better proof do you want that grammar schools don't work?

    ttps://twitter.com/WikiGuido/status/773520581056720896

    Are they not all earning 3x the average wage? – What criteria are you setting? :lol:
    Competence, lack thereof.

    People who attend Grammar schools are clearly overrated and have an unfair advantage in the job market over those who attended Secondary moderns and comprehensives.
    We can close the grammar schools at the same time as all fee paying schools are closed. Deal?
    Or, we could just improve the Secondary moderns and Comprehensives. Just a thought...
  • eekeek Posts: 28,797

    RobD said:

    If May is Windows and Cameron is MacOS. What's Corbyn?

    MS-DOS?
    A better comparison would be mobile phones:-

    May would be iOS Cameron - Android, Corbyn Windows phone or possibly Symbian....
  • RobDRobD Posts: 60,158
    Maybe a ZX Spectrum, whatever the operating system on that was :D
  • Scott_P said:

    So you had them when they were *really* bad.

    As we discussed the other day, when an Apple machine gets stuck in an endless update, fail reboot cycle it's a total nightmare.

    Oh, wait...
    Indeed.

    I feel a thread coming up where I compare Theresa May at PMQs as the Windows operating system to the Apple OS that is David Cameron
    I thought you were a Cameron fan?
    I am, the highest compliments I can give him is to compare him to Caesar, or Apple, or 2 Unlimited.
    Agree with the first and last. As for the middle, surely you mean the Apple that fell on Newton's head, giving him the inspiration to uncover the secrets of gravitation? (*)

    You can's possibly mean the elitist, cultist Apple that forces you to work the way *they* want you to, and charge you through the nose to do so. For none of that, especially elitist, could ever apply to Dave. ;)

    (*) Yes, I know it didn't happen like that.
  • MaxPB said:

    What better proof do you want that grammar schools don't work?

    ttps://twitter.com/WikiGuido/status/773520581056720896

    Are they not all earning 3x the average wage? – What criteria are you setting? :lol:
    Competence, lack thereof.

    People who attend Grammar schools are clearly overrated and have an unfair advantage in the job market over those who attended Secondary moderns and comprehensives.
    We can close the grammar schools at the same time as all fee paying schools are closed. Deal?
    Nah, fee paying schools save the country lots of money in not educating those kids through the state education service, allowing more funds to spent on those that need it.
  • MaxPBMaxPB Posts: 39,334

    MaxPB said:

    What better proof do you want that grammar schools don't work?

    ttps://twitter.com/WikiGuido/status/773520581056720896

    Are they not all earning 3x the average wage? – What criteria are you setting? :lol:
    Competence, lack thereof.

    People who attend Grammar schools are clearly overrated and have an unfair advantage in the job market over those who attended Secondary moderns and comprehensives.
    We can close the grammar schools at the same time as all fee paying schools are closed. Deal?
    Or, we could just improve the Secondary moderns and Comprehensives. Just a thought...
    That's fine as well, what bothers me is public school educated twats who want to pull the ladder up because they can't stand the competition.
  • glwglw Posts: 10,018

    Scott_P said:

    So you had them when they were *really* bad.

    As we discussed the other day, when an Apple machine gets stuck in an endless update, fail reboot cycle it's a total nightmare.

    Oh, wait...
    Indeed.

    I feel a thread coming up where I compare Theresa May at PMQs as the Windows operating system to the Apple OS that is David Cameron
    A good joke circa 2001 perhaps, but rather dated in 2016 now that Windows is better performing, still highly popular, and has fewer serious vulnerabilities than OS X.
  • Scott_P said:

    RobD said:

    If May is Windows and Cameron is MacOS. What's Corbyn?

    Amiga...
    The Amiga was awesome, the superior machine at the time.

    If Corbyn is being likened to a computer OS, then surely it must be not only obsolete, but also crap-at-the-time... MS-DOS
  • RobD said:

    Maybe a ZX Spectrum, whatever the operating system on that was :D

    I had far too much fun with my ZX81 and my 128k plus 3, it is a scandal to compare them to Corbyn.
  • RobD said:

    If May is Windows and Cameron is MacOS. What's Corbyn?

    BBC Acorn
  • Good afternoon, everyone.

    Nothing wrong with an abacus.
  • MaxPB said:

    MaxPB said:

    What better proof do you want that grammar schools don't work?

    ttps://twitter.com/WikiGuido/status/773520581056720896

    Are they not all earning 3x the average wage? – What criteria are you setting? :lol:
    Competence, lack thereof.

    People who attend Grammar schools are clearly overrated and have an unfair advantage in the job market over those who attended Secondary moderns and comprehensives.
    We can close the grammar schools at the same time as all fee paying schools are closed. Deal?
    Or, we could just improve the Secondary moderns and Comprehensives. Just a thought...
    That's fine as well, what bothers me is public school educated twats who want to pull the ladder up because they can't stand the competition.
    It's not about pulling the ladder, it is all about damaging those children outside of the grammar school system.

    Look at what Sir Michael Wilshaw has said just this week. (I know he's an expert, but just look at the stats)

    Look at the evidence Michael Gove saw, he was right, we need to improve the standards across all schools, not just a few.

    Mrs Thatcher as Education Secretary abolished/merged more grammars than anyone else, and never reintroduced any as she saw the evidence.
  • MaxPB said:

    What better proof do you want that grammar schools don't work?

    ttps://twitter.com/WikiGuido/status/773520581056720896

    Are they not all earning 3x the average wage? – What criteria are you setting? :lol:
    Competence, lack thereof.

    People who attend Grammar schools are clearly overrated and have an unfair advantage in the job market over those who attended Secondary moderns and comprehensives.
    We can close the grammar schools at the same time as all fee paying schools are closed. Deal?
    Nah, fee paying schools save the country lots of money in not educating those kids through the state education service, allowing more funds to spent on those that need it.
    Would Working Class Northerners send their kids to public schools?
  • MaxPBMaxPB Posts: 39,334
    edited September 2016

    MaxPB said:

    MaxPB said:

    What better proof do you want that grammar schools don't work?

    ttps://twitter.com/WikiGuido/status/773520581056720896

    Are they not all earning 3x the average wage? – What criteria are you setting? :lol:
    Competence, lack thereof.

    People who attend Grammar schools are clearly overrated and have an unfair advantage in the job market over those who attended Secondary moderns and comprehensives.
    We can close the grammar schools at the same time as all fee paying schools are closed. Deal?
    Or, we could just improve the Secondary moderns and Comprehensives. Just a thought...
    That's fine as well, what bothers me is public school educated twats who want to pull the ladder up because they can't stand the competition.
    It's not about pulling the ladder, it is all about damaging those children outside of the grammar school system.

    Look at what Sir Michael Wilshaw has said just this week. (I know he's an expert, but just look at the stats)

    Look at the evidence Michael Gove saw, he was right, we need to improve the standards across all schools, not just a few.

    Mrs Thatcher as Education Secretary abolished/merged more grammars than anyone else, and never reintroduced any as she saw the evidence.
    As I said, we can close the grammars when we close the fee paying schools. I'm happy with that stalemate.
  • RobD said:

    Maybe a ZX Spectrum, whatever the operating system on that was :D

    I had far too much fun with my ZX81 and my 128k plus 3, it is a scandal to compare them to Corbyn.
    Corbyn is very clearly the Oric-1

  • Mrs Thatcher as Education Secretary abolished/merged more grammars than anyone else, and never reintroduced any as she saw the evidence.

    People from my sort of background needed Grammar schools to compete with children from privileged homes like Shirley Williams and Anthony Wedgwood Benn.

    - M. H. Thatcher, speech to the Conservative Party Conference 1977.
  • MaxPB said:

    MaxPB said:

    MaxPB said:

    What better proof do you want that grammar schools don't work?

    ttps://twitter.com/WikiGuido/status/773520581056720896

    Are they not all earning 3x the average wage? – What criteria are you setting? :lol:
    Competence, lack thereof.

    People who attend Grammar schools are clearly overrated and have an unfair advantage in the job market over those who attended Secondary moderns and comprehensives.
    We can close the grammar schools at the same time as all fee paying schools are closed. Deal?
    Or, we could just improve the Secondary moderns and Comprehensives. Just a thought...
    That's fine as well, what bothers me is public school educated twats who want to pull the ladder up because they can't stand the competition.
    It's not about pulling the ladder, it is all about damaging those children outside of the grammar school system.

    Look at what Sir Michael Wilshaw has said just this week. (I know he's an expert, but just look at the stats)

    Look at the evidence Michael Gove saw, he was right, we need to improve the standards across all schools, not just a few.

    Mrs Thatcher as Education Secretary abolished/merged more grammars than anyone else, and never reintroduced any as she saw the evidence.
    As I said, we can close the grammars when we close the fee paying schools. I'm happy with that stalemate.
    Not close them, just make sure we don't open any more grammar schools.

  • Mrs Thatcher as Education Secretary abolished/merged more grammars than anyone else, and never reintroduced any as she saw the evidence.

    People from my sort of background needed Grammar schools to compete with children from privileged homes like Shirley Williams and Anthony Wedgwood Benn.

    - M. H. Thatcher, speech to the Conservative Party Conference 1977.
    How many grammar schools did she open as PM, and how many did she close/merge as Education Secretary?
  • MaxPB said:

    MaxPB said:

    MaxPB said:

    What better proof do you want that grammar schools don't work?

    ttps://twitter.com/WikiGuido/status/773520581056720896

    Are they not all earning 3x the average wage? – What criteria are you setting? :lol:
    Competence, lack thereof.

    People who attend Grammar schools are clearly overrated and have an unfair advantage in the job market over those who attended Secondary moderns and comprehensives.
    We can close the grammar schools at the same time as all fee paying schools are closed. Deal?
    Or, we could just improve the Secondary moderns and Comprehensives. Just a thought...
    That's fine as well, what bothers me is public school educated twats who want to pull the ladder up because they can't stand the competition.
    It's not about pulling the ladder, it is all about damaging those children outside of the grammar school system.

    Look at what Sir Michael Wilshaw has said just this week. (I know he's an expert, but just look at the stats)

    Look at the evidence Michael Gove saw, he was right, we need to improve the standards across all schools, not just a few.

    Mrs Thatcher as Education Secretary abolished/merged more grammars than anyone else, and never reintroduced any as she saw the evidence.
    As I said, we can close the grammars when we close the fee paying schools. I'm happy with that stalemate.
    Not close them, just make sure we don't open any more grammar schools.
    Grammar schools are free at the point of use, so working class kids can attend them.
  • Good afternoon, everyone.

    Nothing wrong with an abacus.

    Have you ever tried to play candy-crush on an abacus…?
  • Scott_PScott_P Posts: 51,453
    @aljwhite: In case you hadn't assumed it was already the case, Ken Livingstone is talking about Hitler on Sky News at the moment.
  • glwglw Posts: 10,018
    eek said:

    RobD said:

    If May is Windows and Cameron is MacOS. What's Corbyn?

    MS-DOS?
    A better comparison would be mobile phones:-

    May would be iOS Cameron - Android, Corbyn Windows phone or possibly Symbian....
    No Windows Phone and Symbian were fairly competent and Symbian was very successful at one time. Corbyn would be some half-baked OS like BB10, with the cultists insisting that everyone can see how brilliant it is and that overwhelming success is just around the corner.
  • PulpstarPulpstar Posts: 78,654
    Corbyn is like a Windows Millenium Edition that you can't uninstall.
  • RobD said:

    If May is Windows and Cameron is MacOS. What's Corbyn?

    BBC Acorn
    Oi! I resemble that remark!

    Acorn OS and the later Risc OS were superb for the time.

    If Corbyn was any Acorn OS, he was Arthur OS ...

    http://www.mjpye.org.uk/images/screens/arthur2.gif

    And yes, those colours were the real ones.
  • Yeah, I'm writing a thread about how current politicians are like computer operating systems.

    Corbyn = AMSTRAD, an annoying bearded git from the 80s.
  • Scott_PScott_P Posts: 51,453
    Can't believe none of the Apple haters have compared Corbyn to NeXT yet...
  • Scott_PScott_P Posts: 51,453
    @iainmartin1: Hitler is on Sky News again, talking about Ken Livingstone
  • rcs1000rcs1000 Posts: 57,930
    MaxPB said:

    MaxPB said:

    MaxPB said:

    What better proof do you want that grammar schools don't work?

    ttps://twitter.com/WikiGuido/status/773520581056720896

    Are they not all earning 3x the average wage? – What criteria are you setting? :lol:
    Competence, lack thereof.

    People who attend Grammar schools are clearly overrated and have an unfair advantage in the job market over those who attended Secondary moderns and comprehensives.
    We can close the grammar schools at the same time as all fee paying schools are closed. Deal?
    Or, we could just improve the Secondary moderns and Comprehensives. Just a thought...
    That's fine as well, what bothers me is public school educated twats who want to pull the ladder up because they can't stand the competition.
    It's not about pulling the ladder, it is all about damaging those children outside of the grammar school system.

    Look at what Sir Michael Wilshaw has said just this week. (I know he's an expert, but just look at the stats)

    Look at the evidence Michael Gove saw, he was right, we need to improve the standards across all schools, not just a few.

    Mrs Thatcher as Education Secretary abolished/merged more grammars than anyone else, and never reintroduced any as she saw the evidence.
    As I said, we can close the grammars when we close the fee paying schools. I'm happy with that stalemate.
    The problem with grammars is not the grammars themselves, but the secondary moderns we end up with around them.

    And - as a country - we have a bigger problem with the educational standards of the next 75% than the top 25%.
  • @MattChorley: Asked a colleague how #PMQs went: "Corbyn was less shit than normal without being anywhere near good"
  • DanSmithDanSmith Posts: 1,215
    PlatoSaid said:

    Ooh

    PPP
    Clinton up 57/31 with voters under 45 in FL, 50/41 with voters under 65. But Trump's up 59/39 with seniors: https://t.co/EsOu2iNsOR

    The race is really closing up.
  • Scott_PScott_P Posts: 51,453
    @JamesLiamCook: Sky News goes from Ken Livingstone ranting about Jews and Hitler to a segment about people having sex with robots.
  • AndyJSAndyJS Posts: 29,395
    WTF:

    "Shopper arrested for punching newborn baby after 'mistaking her for toy doll'"

    http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2016/09/07/shopper-arrested-for-punching-newborn-baby-after-mistaking-her-f/
  • It's just a game for these news hosts.

    "Just before you go, Ken, any update on the Third Reich?"
  • F1: my Mexican ninja-spies have reported Carlos Slim is going to buy Force India.

    If true, that has implications almost as dramatic as the consequences of the chapter I'm writing now.
  • PulpstarPulpstar Posts: 78,654
    Why is Ken so obsessed with Hitler, and how on earth did he ever get voted in for mayor of London ?
  • SimonStClareSimonStClare Posts: 7,976
    edited September 2016

    Yeah, I'm writing a thread about how current politicians are like computer operating systems.

    Corbyn = AMSTRAD, an annoying bearded git from the 80s.

    Alan Sugar? :lol:

    http://i.telegraph.co.uk/multimedia/archive/01417/sugar3_1417899i.jpg
  • Scott_P said:

    Can't believe none of the Apple haters have compared Corbyn to NeXT yet...

    It doesn't work as a comparison. NeXT wasn't bad. It was just too expensive and elitist. Two things Corbyn could never be accused of being....
  • John_MJohn_M Posts: 7,503
    Corbyn is a Sinclair QL. No arguments please.
  • Mr. StClare, the inability for Candy Crush to be played on an abacus is a point in favour of the abacus.
  • I'm off to the cricket, if anyone would like to send me a guest thread for the morning, I'd appreciate it.
  • Scott_PScott_P Posts: 51,453

    too expensive and elitist. Two things Corbyn could never be accused of being....

    Sarcasm?
  • FF43FF43 Posts: 17,423
    RobD said:

    If May is Windows and Cameron is MacOS. What's Corbyn?

    Surely a mainframe operating system? Inflexible, horribly expensive and hard to use.

    - I just had a Proustian moment about George, the OS for an ICL machine that I was slightly acquainted with. The main thing I recall was the ridiculously long command names.

  • Scott_PScott_P Posts: 51,453
    John_M said:

    Corbyn is a Sinclair QL. No arguments please.

    I had to use one of those for a project at University.

    Your comparison is apt.
  • Corbyn = Windows 10
    Smith = Windows 8
  • Speaking of consoles, the PS4 Neo is likely to be announced tonight. So, if you've been considering getting a PS4, hold off a while (even if you go for a slim, the Neo's release will see the peasant edition of the console come down in price).
  • AndyJSAndyJS Posts: 29,395
    Scott_P said:

    John_M said:

    Corbyn is a Sinclair QL. No arguments please.

    I had to use one of those for a project at University.

    Your comparison is apt.
    I'm using one of those right now.
  • Mr. StClare, the inability for Candy Crush to be played on an abacus is a point in favour of the abacus.

    Mr Dancer,

    Doesn't an abacus usually have coloured blobs that you can move around?

    :)~
  • HurstLlamaHurstLlama Posts: 9,098
    I see two of our most respected correspondents have this afternoon touted Dan Jarvis as a Labour leader in the early twenties, and one that would be successful in reviving his party's fortunes. What I don't understand is why they should think that. To be sure he seems a nice chap, understands leadership and has a very good back-story, but what are his politics? Where is the evidence for political acumen, the ability to formulate and deliver policies that non-labour people find attractive. I think he gave a speech a couple of months back that was reported in the papers but other than that he has been invisible.

    He reminds me of Rory Stewart another new politician with a good back-story and on whom such high hopes were once pinned. Stewart seems to have sunk without trace too.

    A good story to tell about your past and a eing a blank sheet of paper on which everyone can project their own wishes is not sufficient.
  • PlatoSaidPlatoSaid Posts: 10,383
    edited September 2016

    Yeah, I'm writing a thread about how current politicians are like computer operating systems.

    Corbyn = AMSTRAD, an annoying bearded git from the 80s.

    Alan Sugar? :lol:

    http://i.telegraph.co.uk/multimedia/archive/01417/sugar3_1417899i.jpg
    You didn't own an emailer phone????

    http://www.amstrad.com/products/emailers/

  • Yeah, I'm writing a thread about how current politicians are like computer operating systems.

    Corbyn = AMSTRAD, an annoying bearded git from the 80s.

    No. Amstrad computers actually sold in reasonable numbers.
  • mwadamsmwadams Posts: 3,690
    John_M said:

    Corbyn is a Sinclair QL. No arguments please.

    One that was on display in WH Smiths for years, someone's swapped the keys around, and jammed gum into the Microdrive. Then, one day, against all expectation, it has been sold to some punter, and suddenly it's required to work properly.
  • DanSmith said:

    PlatoSaid said:

    Ooh

    PPP
    Clinton up 57/31 with voters under 45 in FL, 50/41 with voters under 65. But Trump's up 59/39 with seniors: https://t.co/EsOu2iNsOR

    The race is really closing up.
    Nate has Clinton winning Florida
    http://projects.fivethirtyeight.com/2016-election-forecast/florida/
  • JonathanJonathan Posts: 21,769
    Corbyn doesn't believe in operating systems. Certainly not one created by a US Corporation. If you had to push it, he would be Red Hat.
  • What websites does Ken suggest I visit to find out that Hitler was a Zionist. Every time I google 'Zionist' and 'Hitler' it doesn't end well
  • nunununu Posts: 6,024
    I see Carney has taken credit for the economy not falling off a cliff. Twat.
  • JonathanJonathan Posts: 21,769
    If Cameron is an OS he would have to be something that crashes unexpectedly, wiping out all the work that went before.

    So he is probably an early edition of Windows, an inferior rip off of MacOS (Blair).

  • "I took London's Red Ken and I brought him down to our level. It wasn't hard. You see, madness, as you know, is like gravity. All it takes is a little push!"
  • JonathanJonathan Posts: 21,769
    Lib Dems - what's the point? Seriously.
  • PulpstarPulpstar Posts: 78,654
    edited September 2016
    What is pushing "Other" to 11% ?

    SNP/PC can't go any higher than 5% I think.

    Greens on 7 ?
  • JonathanJonathan Posts: 21,769
    If the LDs can't make progress now. They never will.
  • Jonathan said:

    ttps://twitter.com/YouGov/status/773536902414827520

    Lib Dems - what's the point? Seriously.
    If nothing else, they add a bit of colour to bar charts…
  • PlatoSaidPlatoSaid Posts: 10,383
    NYT OTD
    The front page #OTD in 1991. Soviet Union recognizes the independence of Lithuania, Latvia and Estonia. #nytimes https://t.co/PF4NCoyYmE
  • Scott_PScott_P Posts: 51,453
    @britainelects: Westminster voting intention:
    CON: 40% (+2)
    LAB: 29% (-1)
    UKIP: 13% (-1)
    LDEM: 7% (-)
    GRN: 3% (-1)
    (via YouGov / 04 - 05 Sep)
  • PlatoSaidPlatoSaid Posts: 10,383
    Steven Winstone
    #PMQs "I've received an email from a washing machine salesman called Jim. He's worried about Romanian sex workers.." https://t.co/wnPNiVAZlN
  • Pulpstar said:

    What is pushing "Other" to 11% ?

    SNP/PC can't go any higher than 5% I think.

    Greens on 7 ?

    SNP/PC on 7, Greens on 3
  • glwglw Posts: 10,018
    FF43 said:

    RobD said:

    If May is Windows and Cameron is MacOS. What's Corbyn?

    Surely a mainframe operating system? Inflexible, horribly expensive and hard to use.

    - I just had a Proustian moment about George, the OS for an ICL machine that I was slightly acquainted with. The main thing I recall was the ridiculously long command names.

    Like an old mainframe Corybn also requires a room full of acolytes to brink him to life.

  • HYUFDHYUFD Posts: 124,716
    If before the next general election the only credible alternative to Corbyn as lead is McDonnell. If after a Corbyn and McDonnell defeat at the next general election and the 35 MP nomination threshold holds then Jarvis or Umunna are the best candidates to win the 2025 general election. If a Corbynista wins the membership again in 2020 and Lewis and Nunn are both Corbynistas, then Labour will most likely split anyway, with the moderate wing forming a new party with maybe the LDs and perhaps even a few Remain backing Tories
  • HYUFDHYUFD Posts: 124,716
    Jonathan said:

    Lib Dems - what's the point? Seriously.
    Remain true believers and Single Market fundamentalists
  • CyclefreeCyclefree Posts: 25,503

    I'm off to the cricket, if anyone would like to send me a guest thread for the morning, I'd appreciate it.

    Now there's a challenge.......

  • williamglennwilliamglenn Posts: 52,920
    edited September 2016
    glw said:

    FF43 said:

    RobD said:

    If May is Windows and Cameron is MacOS. What's Corbyn?

    Surely a mainframe operating system? Inflexible, horribly expensive and hard to use.

    - I just had a Proustian moment about George, the OS for an ICL machine that I was slightly acquainted with. The main thing I recall was the ridiculously long command names.

    Like an old mainframe Corybn also requires a room full of acolytes to brink him to life.
    There's only one man left who understands how he works and getting him down from Liverpool would cost a king's ransom.
  • Scott_PScott_P Posts: 51,453
    Jonathan said:

    Corbyn doesn't believe in operating systems. Certainly not one created by a US Corporation. If you had to push it, he would be Red Hat.

    Too commercial

    BSD perhaps...
  • Scott_PScott_P Posts: 51,453
    @britainelects: On how well Theresa May is doing as Prime Minister:
    Well: 48%
    Badly: 17%
    NET: +31
    (via YouGov)

    @britainelects: On how well Jeremy Corbyn is doing as Labour leader:
    Well: 21%
    Badly: 61%
    NET: -40
    (via YouGov)

    Only 71 points...
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