Tonight’s by-election bet – A Carlisle seat last won by UKIP – politicalbetting.com
Smarkets are keeping up their weekly local council by-election bet. Tonight there are eight contests and the one chosen is Currock & Upperby on Carlisle council This was the result in a three member ward when contested in May 2019.
I would like to apologise unreservedly. Not for any offence caused (that's always intentional), but for voting for Nick fucking Clegg.
How have the tech companies become these grotesque fucking gargoyles? Especially Facebook.
Zuckerberg actually looks like a Bond villain now. This stiff, geeky, aspergery nerd who runs an evil empire that endangers the world. Like a ludicrous caricature, but true
And then in the middle is Nick bloody Clegg?! How? Why?
Also check out their PERFECTLY and identically furnished homes. A desert state Santa Fe aesthetic with hints of Nordic woodiness and an English hearth. The blue accents in Clegg’s home are so eerily on-point I wonder if it is all CGI and if they are all just avatars created by GPT3
I would like to apologise unreservedly. Not for any offence caused (that's always intentional), but for voting for Nick fucking Clegg.
'Nick Clegg the Fucker,' shurely?
Remembering his famous 'not more than 30' comment.
"No more than 30 ... it's a lot less than that". Honest but not exceptional surely?
Speak for yourself, Stocky!
Ahem. Hangs head in shame.
I guess 30 may be exceptional for a dorky politician? Actually - thinking about it - I wonder whether female MPs have on average seen more action than the average male MP?
I would like to apologise unreservedly. Not for any offence caused (that's always intentional), but for voting for Nick fucking Clegg.
'Nick Clegg the Fucker,' shurely?
Remembering his famous 'not more than 30' comment.
"No more than 30 ... it's a lot less than that". Honest but not exceptional surely?
Speak for yourself, Stocky!
Ahem. Hangs head in shame.
I guess 30 may be exceptional for a dorky politician? Actually - thinking about it - I wonder whether female MPs have on average seen more action than the average male MP?
An old friend of mine told me, the other day, that he’s slept with 8 women. EIGHT
I would like to apologise unreservedly. Not for any offence caused (that's always intentional), but for voting for Nick fucking Clegg.
'Nick Clegg the Fucker,' shurely?
Remembering his famous 'not more than 30' comment.
"No more than 30 ... it's a lot less than that". Honest but not exceptional surely?
Speak for yourself, Stocky!
Ahem. Hangs head in shame.
I guess 30 may be exceptional for a dorky politician? Actually - thinking about it - I wonder whether female MPs have on average seen more action than the average male MP?
Depends on whether @SeanT was hanging about Parliament that day, I suppose
I would like to apologise unreservedly. Not for any offence caused (that's always intentional), but for voting for Nick fucking Clegg.
'Nick Clegg the Fucker,' shurely?
Remembering his famous 'not more than 30' comment.
"No more than 30 ... it's a lot less than that". Honest but not exceptional surely?
Speak for yourself, Stocky!
Ahem. Hangs head in shame.
I guess 30 may be exceptional for a dorky politician? Actually - thinking about it - I wonder whether female MPs have on average seen more action than the average male MP?
An old friend of mine told me, the other day, that he’s slept with 8 women. EIGHT
SINGLE FIGURES
He’s 57 so it’s about one a decade. Lol
Peter Stringfellow claimed to have slept with over 2,000 women.
William Hague retorted, 'is that about half a dozen a year?'
I would like to apologise unreservedly. Not for any offence caused (that's always intentional), but for voting for Nick fucking Clegg.
'Nick Clegg the Fucker,' shurely?
Remembering his famous 'not more than 30' comment.
"No more than 30 ... it's a lot less than that". Honest but not exceptional surely?
Speak for yourself, Stocky!
Ahem. Hangs head in shame.
I guess 30 may be exceptional for a dorky politician? Actually - thinking about it - I wonder whether female MPs have on average seen more action than the average male MP?
An old friend of mine told me, the other day, that he’s slept with 8 women. EIGHT
I would like to apologise unreservedly. Not for any offence caused (that's always intentional), but for voting for Nick fucking Clegg.
'Nick Clegg the Fucker,' shurely?
Remembering his famous 'not more than 30' comment.
"No more than 30 ... it's a lot less than that". Honest but not exceptional surely?
Speak for yourself, Stocky!
Ahem. Hangs head in shame.
I guess 30 may be exceptional for a dorky politician? Actually - thinking about it - I wonder whether female MPs have on average seen more action than the average male MP?
An old friend of mine told me, the other day, that he’s slept with 8 women. EIGHT
SINGLE FIGURES
He’s 57 so it’s about one a decade. Lol
Peter Stringfellow claimed to have slept with over 2,000 women.
William Hague retorted, 'is that about half a dozen a year?'
I would like to apologise unreservedly. Not for any offence caused (that's always intentional), but for voting for Nick fucking Clegg.
How have the tech companies become these grotesque fucking gargoyles? Especially Facebook.
Zuckerberg actually looks like a Bond villain now. This stiff, geeky, aspergery nerd who runs an evil empire that endangers the world. Like a ludicrous caricature, but true
And then in the middle is Nick bloody Clegg?! How? Why?
Also check out their PERFECTLY and identically furnished homes. A desert state Santa Fe aesthetic with hints of Nordic woodiness and an English hearth. The blue accents in Clegg’s home are so eerily on-point I wonder if it is all CGI and if they are all just avatars created by GPT3
Perhaps it literally is a film set like the fake White House.
I would like to apologise unreservedly. Not for any offence caused (that's always intentional), but for voting for Nick fucking Clegg.
'Nick Clegg the Fucker,' shurely?
Remembering his famous 'not more than 30' comment.
"No more than 30 ... it's a lot less than that". Honest but not exceptional surely?
Speak for yourself, Stocky!
Ahem. Hangs head in shame.
I guess 30 may be exceptional for a dorky politician? Actually - thinking about it - I wonder whether female MPs have on average seen more action than the average male MP?
An old friend of mine told me, the other day, that he’s slept with 8 women. EIGHT
SINGLE FIGURES
He’s 57 so it’s about one a decade. Lol
There's some kind of Laffer curve here that can be drawn and I reckon 8 is closer to the ideal than, say, 28. I know someone who has easily gone into triple figures and I think at that point it's less achievement and more symptom. He's not happy and never has been.
I would like to apologise unreservedly. Not for any offence caused (that's always intentional), but for voting for Nick fucking Clegg.
'Nick Clegg the Fucker,' shurely?
Remembering his famous 'not more than 30' comment.
"No more than 30 ... it's a lot less than that". Honest but not exceptional surely?
Speak for yourself, Stocky!
Ahem. Hangs head in shame.
I guess 30 may be exceptional for a dorky politician? Actually - thinking about it - I wonder whether female MPs have on average seen more action than the average male MP?
An old friend of mine told me, the other day, that he’s slept with 8 women. EIGHT
SINGLE FIGURES
He’s 57 so it’s about one a decade. Lol
Did he qualify it with a time period? Could have been one night...
I would like to apologise unreservedly. Not for any offence caused (that's always intentional), but for voting for Nick fucking Clegg.
'Nick Clegg the Fucker,' shurely?
Remembering his famous 'not more than 30' comment.
"No more than 30 ... it's a lot less than that". Honest but not exceptional surely?
Speak for yourself, Stocky!
Ahem. Hangs head in shame.
I guess 30 may be exceptional for a dorky politician? Actually - thinking about it - I wonder whether female MPs have on average seen more action than the average male MP?
An old friend of mine told me, the other day, that he’s slept with 8 women. EIGHT
SINGLE FIGURES
He’s 57 so it’s about one a decade. Lol
There's some kind of Laffer curve here that can be drawn and I reckon 8 is closer to the ideal than, say, 28. I know someone who has easily gone into triple figures and I think at that point it's less achievement and more symptom. He's not happy and never has been.
I would like to apologise unreservedly. Not for any offence caused (that's always intentional), but for voting for Nick fucking Clegg.
How have the tech companies become these grotesque fucking gargoyles? Especially Facebook.
Zuckerberg actually looks like a Bond villain now. This stiff, geeky, aspergery nerd who runs an evil empire that endangers the world. Like a ludicrous caricature, but true
And then in the middle is Nick bloody Clegg?! How? Why?
Also check out their PERFECTLY and identically furnished homes. A desert state Santa Fe aesthetic with hints of Nordic woodiness and an English hearth. The blue accents in Clegg’s home are so eerily on-point I wonder if it is all CGI and if they are all just avatars created by GPT3
Perhaps it literally is a film set like the fake White House.
I would like to apologise unreservedly. Not for any offence caused (that's always intentional), but for voting for Nick fucking Clegg.
'Nick Clegg the Fucker,' shurely?
Remembering his famous 'not more than 30' comment.
"No more than 30 ... it's a lot less than that". Honest but not exceptional surely?
Speak for yourself, Stocky!
Ahem. Hangs head in shame.
I guess 30 may be exceptional for a dorky politician? Actually - thinking about it - I wonder whether female MPs have on average seen more action than the average male MP?
An old friend of mine told me, the other day, that he’s slept with 8 women. EIGHT
SINGLE FIGURES
He’s 57 so it’s about one a decade. Lol
And surely more like two per decade, if you don't count pre-puberty?
I would like to apologise unreservedly. Not for any offence caused (that's always intentional), but for voting for Nick fucking Clegg.
'Nick Clegg the Fucker,' shurely?
Remembering his famous 'not more than 30' comment.
"No more than 30 ... it's a lot less than that". Honest but not exceptional surely?
Speak for yourself, Stocky!
Ahem. Hangs head in shame.
I guess 30 may be exceptional for a dorky politician? Actually - thinking about it - I wonder whether female MPs have on average seen more action than the average male MP?
An old friend of mine told me, the other day, that he’s slept with 8 women. EIGHT
I would like to apologise unreservedly. Not for any offence caused (that's always intentional), but for voting for Nick fucking Clegg.
'Nick Clegg the Fucker,' shurely?
Remembering his famous 'not more than 30' comment.
"No more than 30 ... it's a lot less than that". Honest but not exceptional surely?
Speak for yourself, Stocky!
Ahem. Hangs head in shame.
I guess 30 may be exceptional for a dorky politician? Actually - thinking about it - I wonder whether female MPs have on average seen more action than the average male MP?
An old friend of mine told me, the other day, that he’s slept with 8 women. EIGHT
I would like to apologise unreservedly. Not for any offence caused (that's always intentional), but for voting for Nick fucking Clegg.
'Nick Clegg the Fucker,' shurely?
Remembering his famous 'not more than 30' comment.
"No more than 30 ... it's a lot less than that". Honest but not exceptional surely?
Speak for yourself, Stocky!
Ahem. Hangs head in shame.
I guess 30 may be exceptional for a dorky politician? Actually - thinking about it - I wonder whether female MPs have on average seen more action than the average male MP?
An old friend of mine told me, the other day, that he’s slept with 8 women. EIGHT
I would like to apologise unreservedly. Not for any offence caused (that's always intentional), but for voting for Nick fucking Clegg.
'Nick Clegg the Fucker,' shurely?
Remembering his famous 'not more than 30' comment.
"No more than 30 ... it's a lot less than that". Honest but not exceptional surely?
Speak for yourself, Stocky!
Ahem. Hangs head in shame.
I guess 30 may be exceptional for a dorky politician? Actually - thinking about it - I wonder whether female MPs have on average seen more action than the average male MP?
An old friend of mine told me, the other day, that he’s slept with 8 women. EIGHT
SINGLE FIGURES
He’s 57 so it’s about one a decade. Lol
There's some kind of Laffer curve here that can be drawn and I reckon 8 is closer to the ideal than, say, 28. I know someone who has easily gone into triple figures and I think at that point it's less achievement and more symptom. He's not happy and never has been.
I’m well over 280. Is that pathological? I don’t think so. I like sex and I can get it, and when I can’t get, I’m prepared to pay for it
Am I happy? No, not really. Am I unhappy? No, not that either. I’m alive
And when it comes to my deathbed I think I shall be glad I’m at the 280 end of the spectrum rather than 8. I’ve lived and loved and laughed and left, as James Joyce rightly said
I would like to apologise unreservedly. Not for any offence caused (that's always intentional), but for voting for Nick fucking Clegg.
'Nick Clegg the Fucker,' shurely?
Remembering his famous 'not more than 30' comment.
"No more than 30 ... it's a lot less than that". Honest but not exceptional surely?
Speak for yourself, Stocky!
Ahem. Hangs head in shame.
I guess 30 may be exceptional for a dorky politician? Actually - thinking about it - I wonder whether female MPs have on average seen more action than the average male MP?
An old friend of mine told me, the other day, that he’s slept with 8 women. EIGHT
SINGLE FIGURES
He’s 57 so it’s about one a decade. Lol
There's some kind of Laffer curve here that can be drawn and I reckon 8 is closer to the ideal than, say, 28. I know someone who has easily gone into triple figures and I think at that point it's less achievement and more symptom. He's not happy and never has been.
A wise man once said "it is better for the soul to visit one cathedral 50 times than 50 cathedrals once"
I would like to apologise unreservedly. Not for any offence caused (that's always intentional), but for voting for Nick fucking Clegg.
'Nick Clegg the Fucker,' shurely?
Remembering his famous 'not more than 30' comment.
"No more than 30 ... it's a lot less than that". Honest but not exceptional surely?
Speak for yourself, Stocky!
Ahem. Hangs head in shame.
I guess 30 may be exceptional for a dorky politician? Actually - thinking about it - I wonder whether female MPs have on average seen more action than the average male MP?
An old friend of mine told me, the other day, that he’s slept with 8 women. EIGHT
SINGLE FIGURES
He’s 57 so it’s about one a decade. Lol
There's some kind of Laffer curve here that can be drawn and I reckon 8 is closer to the ideal than, say, 28. I know someone who has easily gone into triple figures and I think at that point it's less achievement and more symptom. He's not happy and never has been.
A wise man once said "it is better for the soul to visit one cathedral 50 times than 50 cathedrals once"
I would like to apologise unreservedly. Not for any offence caused (that's always intentional), but for voting for Nick fucking Clegg.
'Nick Clegg the Fucker,' shurely?
Remembering his famous 'not more than 30' comment.
"No more than 30 ... it's a lot less than that". Honest but not exceptional surely?
Speak for yourself, Stocky!
Ahem. Hangs head in shame.
I guess 30 may be exceptional for a dorky politician? Actually - thinking about it - I wonder whether female MPs have on average seen more action than the average male MP?
An old friend of mine told me, the other day, that he’s slept with 8 women. EIGHT
SINGLE FIGURES
He’s 57 so it’s about one a decade. Lol
There's some kind of Laffer curve here that can be drawn and I reckon 8 is closer to the ideal than, say, 28. I know someone who has easily gone into triple figures and I think at that point it's less achievement and more symptom. He's not happy and never has been.
"8 is closer to the ideal than, say, 28"
That's the most ridiculous post I've ever read.
Wait a bit, I can surely top it if you give me time.
I doubt it. Claiming there is an ‘ideal number of lifetime sexual partners’ is quite something, even by PB standards of post-lagershed surreality, especially when you added the rider ‘it is close to 8’
I would like to apologise unreservedly. Not for any offence caused (that's always intentional), but for voting for Nick fucking Clegg.
'Nick Clegg the Fucker,' shurely?
Remembering his famous 'not more than 30' comment.
"No more than 30 ... it's a lot less than that". Honest but not exceptional surely?
Speak for yourself, Stocky!
Ahem. Hangs head in shame.
I guess 30 may be exceptional for a dorky politician? Actually - thinking about it - I wonder whether female MPs have on average seen more action than the average male MP?
An old friend of mine told me, the other day, that he’s slept with 8 women. EIGHT
SINGLE FIGURES
He’s 57 so it’s about one a decade. Lol
There's some kind of Laffer curve here that can be drawn and I reckon 8 is closer to the ideal than, say, 28. I know someone who has easily gone into triple figures and I think at that point it's less achievement and more symptom. He's not happy and never has been.
A wise man once said "it is better for the soul to visit one cathedral 50 times than 50 cathedrals once"
I would like to apologise unreservedly. Not for any offence caused (that's always intentional), but for voting for Nick fucking Clegg.
'Nick Clegg the Fucker,' shurely?
Remembering his famous 'not more than 30' comment.
"No more than 30 ... it's a lot less than that". Honest but not exceptional surely?
Speak for yourself, Stocky!
Ahem. Hangs head in shame.
I guess 30 may be exceptional for a dorky politician? Actually - thinking about it - I wonder whether female MPs have on average seen more action than the average male MP?
An old friend of mine told me, the other day, that he’s slept with 8 women. EIGHT
SINGLE FIGURES
He’s 57 so it’s about one a decade. Lol
I've slept with three women. Started a long term relationship at university. Started my current relationship about a year after the end of the previous one.
I suppose that number would be higher if I hadn't had two long-term relationships. I've no wish for my current marriage to come to an end just so I can boost that number.
I would like to apologise unreservedly. Not for any offence caused (that's always intentional), but for voting for Nick fucking Clegg.
'Nick Clegg the Fucker,' shurely?
Remembering his famous 'not more than 30' comment.
"No more than 30 ... it's a lot less than that". Honest but not exceptional surely?
Speak for yourself, Stocky!
Ahem. Hangs head in shame.
I guess 30 may be exceptional for a dorky politician? Actually - thinking about it - I wonder whether female MPs have on average seen more action than the average male MP?
An old friend of mine told me, the other day, that he’s slept with 8 women. EIGHT
SINGLE FIGURES
He’s 57 so it’s about one a decade. Lol
There's some kind of Laffer curve here that can be drawn and I reckon 8 is closer to the ideal than, say, 28. I know someone who has easily gone into triple figures and I think at that point it's less achievement and more symptom. He's not happy and never has been.
I would like to apologise unreservedly. Not for any offence caused (that's always intentional), but for voting for Nick fucking Clegg.
'Nick Clegg the Fucker,' shurely?
Remembering his famous 'not more than 30' comment.
"No more than 30 ... it's a lot less than that". Honest but not exceptional surely?
Speak for yourself, Stocky!
Ahem. Hangs head in shame.
I guess 30 may be exceptional for a dorky politician? Actually - thinking about it - I wonder whether female MPs have on average seen more action than the average male MP?
An old friend of mine told me, the other day, that he’s slept with 8 women. EIGHT
SINGLE FIGURES
He’s 57 so it’s about one a decade. Lol
Most of us stop accumulating once we get married.
True. It's that and the pandemic that really slows one down.
I would like to apologise unreservedly. Not for any offence caused (that's always intentional), but for voting for Nick fucking Clegg.
'Nick Clegg the Fucker,' shurely?
Remembering his famous 'not more than 30' comment.
"No more than 30 ... it's a lot less than that". Honest but not exceptional surely?
Speak for yourself, Stocky!
Ahem. Hangs head in shame.
I guess 30 may be exceptional for a dorky politician? Actually - thinking about it - I wonder whether female MPs have on average seen more action than the average male MP?
An old friend of mine told me, the other day, that he’s slept with 8 women. EIGHT
SINGLE FIGURES
He’s 57 so it’s about one a decade. Lol
There's some kind of Laffer curve here that can be drawn and I reckon 8 is closer to the ideal than, say, 28. I know someone who has easily gone into triple figures and I think at that point it's less achievement and more symptom. He's not happy and never has been.
I would like to apologise unreservedly. Not for any offence caused (that's always intentional), but for voting for Nick fucking Clegg.
'Nick Clegg the Fucker,' shurely?
Remembering his famous 'not more than 30' comment.
"No more than 30 ... it's a lot less than that". Honest but not exceptional surely?
Speak for yourself, Stocky!
Ahem. Hangs head in shame.
I guess 30 may be exceptional for a dorky politician? Actually - thinking about it - I wonder whether female MPs have on average seen more action than the average male MP?
An old friend of mine told me, the other day, that he’s slept with 8 women. EIGHT
SINGLE FIGURES
He’s 57 so it’s about one a decade. Lol
Most of us stop accumulating once we get married.
True. It's that and the pandemic that really slows one down.
I met my current girlfriend on Tinder during lockdown 1. It's a great story.
I would like to apologise unreservedly. Not for any offence caused (that's always intentional), but for voting for Nick fucking Clegg.
'Nick Clegg the Fucker,' shurely?
Remembering his famous 'not more than 30' comment.
"No more than 30 ... it's a lot less than that". Honest but not exceptional surely?
Speak for yourself, Stocky!
Ahem. Hangs head in shame.
I guess 30 may be exceptional for a dorky politician? Actually - thinking about it - I wonder whether female MPs have on average seen more action than the average male MP?
An old friend of mine told me, the other day, that he’s slept with 8 women. EIGHT
SINGLE FIGURES
He’s 57 so it’s about one a decade. Lol
Most of us stop accumulating once we get married.
True. It's that and the pandemic that really slows one down.
I met my current girlfriend on Tinder during lockdown 1. It's a great story.
I'm so out of touch. Is that the one where you swipe left or right?
I would like to apologise unreservedly. Not for any offence caused (that's always intentional), but for voting for Nick fucking Clegg.
'Nick Clegg the Fucker,' shurely?
Remembering his famous 'not more than 30' comment.
"No more than 30 ... it's a lot less than that". Honest but not exceptional surely?
Speak for yourself, Stocky!
Ahem. Hangs head in shame.
I guess 30 may be exceptional for a dorky politician? Actually - thinking about it - I wonder whether female MPs have on average seen more action than the average male MP?
I would like to apologise unreservedly. Not for any offence caused (that's always intentional), but for voting for Nick fucking Clegg.
'Nick Clegg the Fucker,' shurely?
Remembering his famous 'not more than 30' comment.
"No more than 30 ... it's a lot less than that". Honest but not exceptional surely?
Speak for yourself, Stocky!
Ahem. Hangs head in shame.
I guess 30 may be exceptional for a dorky politician? Actually - thinking about it - I wonder whether female MPs have on average seen more action than the average male MP?
An old friend of mine told me, the other day, that he’s slept with 8 women. EIGHT
SINGLE FIGURES
He’s 57 so it’s about one a decade. Lol
I've slept with three women. Started a long term relationship at university. Started my current relationship about a year after the end of the previous one.
I suppose that number would be higher if I hadn't had two long-term relationships. I've no wish for my current marriage to come to an end just so I can boost that number.
That’s fair. I was being provocative in my earlier comment, and I do actually envy my happily married friends with low run rates (there aren’t many of them, but they exist)
But I wouldn’t be happy - personally - knowing so little about sex and women, and you can only discover this stuff by doing it. With actual women. Or men. Or whoever rocks your coracle
It’s like travel. You can be perfectly happy living in the same village all your life. Plenty of people are made that way. Others aren’t. And once you scratch the itch of wanderlust….
I would like to apologise unreservedly. Not for any offence caused (that's always intentional), but for voting for Nick fucking Clegg.
'Nick Clegg the Fucker,' shurely?
Remembering his famous 'not more than 30' comment.
"No more than 30 ... it's a lot less than that". Honest but not exceptional surely?
Speak for yourself, Stocky!
Ahem. Hangs head in shame.
I guess 30 may be exceptional for a dorky politician? Actually - thinking about it - I wonder whether female MPs have on average seen more action than the average male MP?
I would like to apologise unreservedly. Not for any offence caused (that's always intentional), but for voting for Nick fucking Clegg.
'Nick Clegg the Fucker,' shurely?
Remembering his famous 'not more than 30' comment.
"No more than 30 ... it's a lot less than that". Honest but not exceptional surely?
Speak for yourself, Stocky!
Ahem. Hangs head in shame.
I guess 30 may be exceptional for a dorky politician? Actually - thinking about it - I wonder whether female MPs have on average seen more action than the average male MP?
I would like to apologise unreservedly. Not for any offence caused (that's always intentional), but for voting for Nick fucking Clegg.
'Nick Clegg the Fucker,' shurely?
Remembering his famous 'not more than 30' comment.
"No more than 30 ... it's a lot less than that". Honest but not exceptional surely?
Speak for yourself, Stocky!
Ahem. Hangs head in shame.
I guess 30 may be exceptional for a dorky politician? Actually - thinking about it - I wonder whether female MPs have on average seen more action than the average male MP?
An old friend of mine told me, the other day, that he’s slept with 8 women. EIGHT
SINGLE FIGURES
He’s 57 so it’s about one a decade. Lol
There's some kind of Laffer curve here that can be drawn and I reckon 8 is closer to the ideal than, say, 28. I know someone who has easily gone into triple figures and I think at that point it's less achievement and more symptom. He's not happy and never has been.
I’m well over 280. Is that pathological? I don’t think so. I like sex and I can get it, and when I can’t get, I’m prepared to pay for it
Am I happy? No, not really. Am I unhappy? No, not that either. I’m alive
And when it comes to my deathbed I think I shall be glad I’m at the 280 end of the spectrum rather than 8. I’ve lived and loved and laughed and left, as James Joyce rightly said
That's a fairly precise "well over" - are you a notches on the bed post kind of guy.
I'm high single figures and it still took me some thought to work out the number (much of my twenties was in a uni relationship, then four years after that ended I met my wife).
For two of the happiest of my male friends the figure is, to the best of my knowledge, 1 (school and university sweethearts respectively) .
Still, life would be dull if we were all the same. If 280+ works for you then good luck to you.
I would like to apologise unreservedly. Not for any offence caused (that's always intentional), but for voting for Nick fucking Clegg.
Clegg of course the only peacetime LD leader since Lloyd George to end up in government and now likely to have had a say in the rebranding of one of the biggest corporations in the world, Facebook, to Meta as their VP of Global Affairs.
Plus earning an alleged $2 million a year and supposedly quite the magnet for women in his youth.
I am sure it makes up for losing his seat and leaving his party in the doldrums in 2015
I would like to apologise unreservedly. Not for any offence caused (that's always intentional), but for voting for Nick fucking Clegg.
'Nick Clegg the Fucker,' shurely?
Remembering his famous 'not more than 30' comment.
"No more than 30 ... it's a lot less than that". Honest but not exceptional surely?
Speak for yourself, Stocky!
Ahem. Hangs head in shame.
I guess 30 may be exceptional for a dorky politician? Actually - thinking about it - I wonder whether female MPs have on average seen more action than the average male MP?
Of course the more religious will only have had one, their spouse and some will have chosen not to have any eg Ann Widdecombe
Wonder what the median is, given that Leon has shoved the mean up to 8 all by himself?
Unfortunately we cannot all be high earning novellists and travel writers working in exotic locales and travelling first class and ravishing young maidens
I would like to apologise unreservedly. Not for any offence caused (that's always intentional), but for voting for Nick fucking Clegg.
'Nick Clegg the Fucker,' shurely?
Remembering his famous 'not more than 30' comment.
"No more than 30 ... it's a lot less than that". Honest but not exceptional surely?
Speak for yourself, Stocky!
Ahem. Hangs head in shame.
I guess 30 may be exceptional for a dorky politician? Actually - thinking about it - I wonder whether female MPs have on average seen more action than the average male MP?
An old friend of mine told me, the other day, that he’s slept with 8 women. EIGHT
SINGLE FIGURES
He’s 57 so it’s about one a decade. Lol
There's some kind of Laffer curve here that can be drawn and I reckon 8 is closer to the ideal than, say, 28. I know someone who has easily gone into triple figures and I think at that point it's less achievement and more symptom. He's not happy and never has been.
I would like to apologise unreservedly. Not for any offence caused (that's always intentional), but for voting for Nick fucking Clegg.
'Nick Clegg the Fucker,' shurely?
Remembering his famous 'not more than 30' comment.
"No more than 30 ... it's a lot less than that". Honest but not exceptional surely?
Speak for yourself, Stocky!
Ahem. Hangs head in shame.
I guess 30 may be exceptional for a dorky politician? Actually - thinking about it - I wonder whether female MPs have on average seen more action than the average male MP?
An old friend of mine told me, the other day, that he’s slept with 8 women. EIGHT
SINGLE FIGURES
He’s 57 so it’s about one a decade. Lol
There's some kind of Laffer curve here that can be drawn and I reckon 8 is closer to the ideal than, say, 28. I know someone who has easily gone into triple figures and I think at that point it's less achievement and more symptom. He's not happy and never has been.
I’m well over 280.
'Course you are, Leon. 'Course you are!
What I want to know is how you can know when you are at that number unless you are literally putting notches on the bed post.
I would like to apologise unreservedly. Not for any offence caused (that's always intentional), but for voting for Nick fucking Clegg.
'Nick Clegg the Fucker,' shurely?
Remembering his famous 'not more than 30' comment.
"No more than 30 ... it's a lot less than that". Honest but not exceptional surely?
Speak for yourself, Stocky!
Ahem. Hangs head in shame.
I guess 30 may be exceptional for a dorky politician? Actually - thinking about it - I wonder whether female MPs have on average seen more action than the average male MP?
Of course the more religious will only have had one, their spouse and some will have chosen not to have any eg Ann Widdecombe
Wonder what the median is, given that Leon has shoved the mean up to 8 all by himself?
Unfortunately we cannot all be high earning novellists and travel writers working in exotic locales and travelling first class and ravishing young maidens
I would like to apologise unreservedly. Not for any offence caused (that's always intentional), but for voting for Nick fucking Clegg.
'Nick Clegg the Fucker,' shurely?
Remembering his famous 'not more than 30' comment.
"No more than 30 ... it's a lot less than that". Honest but not exceptional surely?
Speak for yourself, Stocky!
Ahem. Hangs head in shame.
I guess 30 may be exceptional for a dorky politician? Actually - thinking about it - I wonder whether female MPs have on average seen more action than the average male MP?
An old friend of mine told me, the other day, that he’s slept with 8 women. EIGHT
SINGLE FIGURES
He’s 57 so it’s about one a decade. Lol
I've slept with three women. Started a long term relationship at university. Started my current relationship about a year after the end of the previous one.
I suppose that number would be higher if I hadn't had two long-term relationships. I've no wish for my current marriage to come to an end just so I can boost that number.
That’s fair. I was being provocative in my earlier comment, and I do actually envy my happily married friends with low run rates (there aren’t many of them, but they exist)
But I wouldn’t be happy - personally - knowing so little about sex and women, and you can only discover this stuff by doing it. With actual women. Or men. Or whoever rocks your coracle
It’s like travel. You can be perfectly happy living in the same village all your life. Plenty of people are made that way. Others aren’t. And once you scratch the itch of wanderlust….
I would like to apologise unreservedly. Not for any offence caused (that's always intentional), but for voting for Nick fucking Clegg.
'Nick Clegg the Fucker,' shurely?
Remembering his famous 'not more than 30' comment.
"No more than 30 ... it's a lot less than that". Honest but not exceptional surely?
Speak for yourself, Stocky!
Ahem. Hangs head in shame.
I guess 30 may be exceptional for a dorky politician? Actually - thinking about it - I wonder whether female MPs have on average seen more action than the average male MP?
I would like to apologise unreservedly. Not for any offence caused (that's always intentional), but for voting for Nick fucking Clegg.
'Nick Clegg the Fucker,' shurely?
Remembering his famous 'not more than 30' comment.
"No more than 30 ... it's a lot less than that". Honest but not exceptional surely?
Speak for yourself, Stocky!
Ahem. Hangs head in shame.
I guess 30 may be exceptional for a dorky politician? Actually - thinking about it - I wonder whether female MPs have on average seen more action than the average male MP?
An old friend of mine told me, the other day, that he’s slept with 8 women. EIGHT
SINGLE FIGURES
He’s 57 so it’s about one a decade. Lol
There's some kind of Laffer curve here that can be drawn and I reckon 8 is closer to the ideal than, say, 28. I know someone who has easily gone into triple figures and I think at that point it's less achievement and more symptom. He's not happy and never has been.
I would like to apologise unreservedly. Not for any offence caused (that's always intentional), but for voting for Nick fucking Clegg.
'Nick Clegg the Fucker,' shurely?
Remembering his famous 'not more than 30' comment.
"No more than 30 ... it's a lot less than that". Honest but not exceptional surely?
Speak for yourself, Stocky!
Ahem. Hangs head in shame.
I guess 30 may be exceptional for a dorky politician? Actually - thinking about it - I wonder whether female MPs have on average seen more action than the average male MP?
Of course the more religious will only have had one, their spouse and some will have chosen not to have any eg Ann Widdecombe
Is it me or does the maths of men having more than women not add up (particularly given there are more men than women). Male exaggeration at play?
If there were a small number of women whose profession was sleeping with men, and they were undersampled (or indeed did not keep a good count), then that might also account for the difference.
Also, I believe there are certain men who go to foreign places and have sex with women. Which might also skew the numbers.
I would like to apologise unreservedly. Not for any offence caused (that's always intentional), but for voting for Nick fucking Clegg.
'Nick Clegg the Fucker,' shurely?
Remembering his famous 'not more than 30' comment.
"No more than 30 ... it's a lot less than that". Honest but not exceptional surely?
Speak for yourself, Stocky!
Ahem. Hangs head in shame.
I guess 30 may be exceptional for a dorky politician? Actually - thinking about it - I wonder whether female MPs have on average seen more action than the average male MP?
Of course the more religious will only have had one, their spouse and some will have chosen not to have any eg Ann Widdecombe
Goodness me. Is there any random stat you haven't got your finger on?
Of course he has the stats but presents even this one misleadingly!
One of the sources for the 8 average is from millennials as at 2015, so when they were 25-35 depending on what definition they used. Lifetime will be a lot higher.
I would like to apologise unreservedly. Not for any offence caused (that's always intentional), but for voting for Nick fucking Clegg.
'Nick Clegg the Fucker,' shurely?
Remembering his famous 'not more than 30' comment.
"No more than 30 ... it's a lot less than that". Honest but not exceptional surely?
Speak for yourself, Stocky!
Ahem. Hangs head in shame.
I guess 30 may be exceptional for a dorky politician? Actually - thinking about it - I wonder whether female MPs have on average seen more action than the average male MP?
An old friend of mine told me, the other day, that he’s slept with 8 women. EIGHT
SINGLE FIGURES
He’s 57 so it’s about one a decade. Lol
I've slept with three women. Started a long term relationship at university. Started my current relationship about a year after the end of the previous one.
I suppose that number would be higher if I hadn't had two long-term relationships. I've no wish for my current marriage to come to an end just so I can boost that number.
That’s fair. I was being provocative in my earlier comment, and I do actually envy my happily married friends with low run rates (there aren’t many of them, but they exist)
But I wouldn’t be happy - personally - knowing so little about sex and women, and you can only discover this stuff by doing it. With actual women. Or men. Or whoever rocks your coracle
It’s like travel. You can be perfectly happy living in the same village all your life. Plenty of people are made that way. Others aren’t. And once you scratch the itch of wanderlust….
I would like to apologise unreservedly. Not for any offence caused (that's always intentional), but for voting for Nick fucking Clegg.
'Nick Clegg the Fucker,' shurely?
Remembering his famous 'not more than 30' comment.
"No more than 30 ... it's a lot less than that". Honest but not exceptional surely?
Speak for yourself, Stocky!
Ahem. Hangs head in shame.
I guess 30 may be exceptional for a dorky politician? Actually - thinking about it - I wonder whether female MPs have on average seen more action than the average male MP?
An old friend of mine told me, the other day, that he’s slept with 8 women. EIGHT
SINGLE FIGURES
He’s 57 so it’s about one a decade. Lol
There's some kind of Laffer curve here that can be drawn and I reckon 8 is closer to the ideal than, say, 28. I know someone who has easily gone into triple figures and I think at that point it's less achievement and more symptom. He's not happy and never has been.
I’m well over 280.
'Course you are, Leon. 'Course you are!
You'd think he'd chuck you one!
No need
Oh!
Contrary to popular belief, I have actually dated 4 ladies in my life.
I would like to apologise unreservedly. Not for any offence caused (that's always intentional), but for voting for Nick fucking Clegg.
How have the tech companies become these grotesque fucking gargoyles? Especially Facebook.
Zuckerberg actually looks like a Bond villain now. This stiff, geeky, aspergery nerd who runs an evil empire that endangers the world. Like a ludicrous caricature, but true
And then in the middle is Nick bloody Clegg?! How? Why?
Also check out their PERFECTLY and identically furnished homes. A desert state Santa Fe aesthetic with hints of Nordic wordiness and an English hearth. The blue accents in Clegg’s home are so eerily on-point I wonder if it is all CGI and if they are all just avatars created by GPT3
I would like to apologise unreservedly. Not for any offence caused (that's always intentional), but for voting for Nick fucking Clegg.
'Nick Clegg the Fucker,' shurely?
Remembering his famous 'not more than 30' comment.
"No more than 30 ... it's a lot less than that". Honest but not exceptional surely?
Speak for yourself, Stocky!
Ahem. Hangs head in shame.
I guess 30 may be exceptional for a dorky politician? Actually - thinking about it - I wonder whether female MPs have on average seen more action than the average male MP?
An old friend of mine told me, the other day, that he’s slept with 8 women. EIGHT
SINGLE FIGURES
He’s 57 so it’s about one a decade. Lol
I've slept with three women. Started a long term relationship at university. Started my current relationship about a year after the end of the previous one.
I suppose that number would be higher if I hadn't had two long-term relationships. I've no wish for my current marriage to come to an end just so I can boost that number.
That’s fair. I was being provocative in my earlier comment, and I do actually envy my happily married friends with low run rates (there aren’t many of them, but they exist)
But I wouldn’t be happy - personally - knowing so little about sex and women, and you can only discover this stuff by doing it. With actual women. Or men. Or whoever rocks your coracle
It’s like travel. You can be perfectly happy living in the same village all your life. Plenty of people are made that way. Others aren’t. And once you scratch the itch of wanderlust….
I've only slept with one woman. I met the woman who is now my wife when I was 18 and she was 19. She's the most beautiful woman I have ever met, and she makes me laugh and has given me three lovely children, and I honestly have no interest in sleeping with anybody else.
I would like to apologise unreservedly. Not for any offence caused (that's always intentional), but for voting for Nick fucking Clegg.
'Nick Clegg the Fucker,' shurely?
Remembering his famous 'not more than 30' comment.
"No more than 30 ... it's a lot less than that". Honest but not exceptional surely?
Speak for yourself, Stocky!
Ahem. Hangs head in shame.
I guess 30 may be exceptional for a dorky politician? Actually - thinking about it - I wonder whether female MPs have on average seen more action than the average male MP?
Of course the more religious will only have had one, their spouse and some will have chosen not to have any eg Ann Widdecombe
Wonder what the median is, given that Leon has shoved the mean up to 8 all by himself?
Unfortunately we cannot all be high earning novellists and travel writers working in exotic locales and travelling first class and ravishing young maidens
I think you are getting Leon mixed up with SeanT there.
Unfortunately we cannot all be high earning novellists and travel writers working in exotic locales and travelling first class and ravishing young maidens
I think you are getting Leon mixed up with SeanT there.
I get @Leon mixed up with Martin Day who used to post here many moons ago and who I have actually met in person - must have been a quiet night for him.
I would like to apologise unreservedly. Not for any offence caused (that's always intentional), but for voting for Nick fucking Clegg.
'Nick Clegg the Fucker,' shurely?
Remembering his famous 'not more than 30' comment.
"No more than 30 ... it's a lot less than that". Honest but not exceptional surely?
Speak for yourself, Stocky!
Ahem. Hangs head in shame.
I guess 30 may be exceptional for a dorky politician? Actually - thinking about it - I wonder whether female MPs have on average seen more action than the average male MP?
An old friend of mine told me, the other day, that he’s slept with 8 women. EIGHT
SINGLE FIGURES
He’s 57 so it’s about one a decade. Lol
There's some kind of Laffer curve here that can be drawn and I reckon 8 is closer to the ideal than, say, 28. I know someone who has easily gone into triple figures and I think at that point it's less achievement and more symptom. He's not happy and never has been.
I’m well over 280. Is that pathological? I don’t think so. I like sex and I can get it, and when I can’t get, I’m prepared to pay for it
Am I happy? No, not really. Am I unhappy? No, not that either. I’m alive
And when it comes to my deathbed I think I shall be glad I’m at the 280 end of the spectrum rather than 8. I’ve lived and loved and laughed and left, as James Joyce rightly said
That's a fairly precise "well over" - are you a notches on the bed post kind of guy.
I'm high single figures and it still took me some thought to work out the number (much of my twenties was in a uni relationship, then four years after that ended I met my wife).
For two of the happiest of my male friends the figure is, to the best of my knowledge, 1 (school and university sweethearts respectively) .
Still, life would be dull if we were all the same. If 280+ works for you then good luck to you.
Isn’t every man a ‘notches on the bedpost kind of guy’? We all count, as that surprisingly wise article linked by HYUFD explains. It’s human to count. Women do it too. Perhaps even more assiduously, and they measure each other by this metric
I sat down the other day and tried to work out my own notches. It’s a blur. But it is definitely over 300. How do I know this? Because I spent a decade whoring. And I never repeated. That’s 200 right there. 20 a year. Easily done
And I have had at least 100 partners that were one night stands/flings/affairs/girlfriends/sex parties
I would like to apologise unreservedly. Not for any offence caused (that's always intentional), but for voting for Nick fucking Clegg.
'Nick Clegg the Fucker,' shurely?
Remembering his famous 'not more than 30' comment.
"No more than 30 ... it's a lot less than that". Honest but not exceptional surely?
Speak for yourself, Stocky!
Ahem. Hangs head in shame.
I guess 30 may be exceptional for a dorky politician? Actually - thinking about it - I wonder whether female MPs have on average seen more action than the average male MP?
Of course the more religious will only have had one, their spouse and some will have chosen not to have any eg Ann Widdecombe
Is it me or does the maths of men having more than women not add up (particularly given there are more men than women). Male exaggeration at play?
If there were a small number of women whose profession was sleeping with men, and they were undersampled (or indeed did not keep a good count), then that might also account for the difference.
Also, I believe there are certain men who go to foreign places and have sex with women. Which might also skew the numbers.
Ah yes. Outlayers, in addition - possibly - to outliars...
I would like to apologise unreservedly. Not for any offence caused (that's always intentional), but for voting for Nick fucking Clegg.
'Nick Clegg the Fucker,' shurely?
Remembering his famous 'not more than 30' comment.
"No more than 30 ... it's a lot less than that". Honest but not exceptional surely?
Speak for yourself, Stocky!
Ahem. Hangs head in shame.
I guess 30 may be exceptional for a dorky politician? Actually - thinking about it - I wonder whether female MPs have on average seen more action than the average male MP?
An old friend of mine told me, the other day, that he’s slept with 8 women. EIGHT
SINGLE FIGURES
He’s 57 so it’s about one a decade. Lol
I've slept with three women. Started a long term relationship at university. Started my current relationship about a year after the end of the previous one.
I suppose that number would be higher if I hadn't had two long-term relationships. I've no wish for my current marriage to come to an end just so I can boost that number.
That’s fair. I was being provocative in my earlier comment, and I do actually envy my happily married friends with low run rates (there aren’t many of them, but they exist)
But I wouldn’t be happy - personally - knowing so little about sex and women, and you can only discover this stuff by doing it. With actual women. Or men. Or whoever rocks your coracle
It’s like travel. You can be perfectly happy living in the same village all your life. Plenty of people are made that way. Others aren’t. And once you scratch the itch of wanderlust….
I've only slept with one woman. I met the woman who is now my wife when I was 18 and she was 19. She's the most beautiful woman I have ever met, and she makes me laugh and has given me three lovely children, and I honestly have no interest in sleeping with anybody else.
Chapeau. And I envy you your contentment. I sometimes wish I was made the same way. Sometimes
I would like to apologise unreservedly. Not for any offence caused (that's always intentional), but for voting for Nick fucking Clegg.
'Nick Clegg the Fucker,' shurely?
Remembering his famous 'not more than 30' comment.
"No more than 30 ... it's a lot less than that". Honest but not exceptional surely?
Speak for yourself, Stocky!
Ahem. Hangs head in shame.
I guess 30 may be exceptional for a dorky politician? Actually - thinking about it - I wonder whether female MPs have on average seen more action than the average male MP?
I would like to apologise unreservedly. Not for any offence caused (that's always intentional), but for voting for Nick fucking Clegg.
'Nick Clegg the Fucker,' shurely?
Remembering his famous 'not more than 30' comment.
"No more than 30 ... it's a lot less than that". Honest but not exceptional surely?
Speak for yourself, Stocky!
Ahem. Hangs head in shame.
I guess 30 may be exceptional for a dorky politician? Actually - thinking about it - I wonder whether female MPs have on average seen more action than the average male MP?
An old friend of mine told me, the other day, that he’s slept with 8 women. EIGHT
SINGLE FIGURES
He’s 57 so it’s about one a decade. Lol
I've slept with three women. Started a long term relationship at university. Started my current relationship about a year after the end of the previous one.
I suppose that number would be higher if I hadn't had two long-term relationships. I've no wish for my current marriage to come to an end just so I can boost that number.
That’s fair. I was being provocative in my earlier comment, and I do actually envy my happily married friends with low run rates (there aren’t many of them, but they exist)
But I wouldn’t be happy - personally - knowing so little about sex and women, and you can only discover this stuff by doing it. With actual women. Or men. Or whoever rocks your coracle
It’s like travel. You can be perfectly happy living in the same village all your life. Plenty of people are made that way. Others aren’t. And once you scratch the itch of wanderlust….
politicalrutting.com ?
politicalPetting.com
I think I conclude that we're just not that turned on by the Currock & Upperby by-election
I would like to apologise unreservedly. Not for any offence caused (that's always intentional), but for voting for Nick fucking Clegg.
'Nick Clegg the Fucker,' shurely?
Remembering his famous 'not more than 30' comment.
"No more than 30 ... it's a lot less than that". Honest but not exceptional surely?
Speak for yourself, Stocky!
Ahem. Hangs head in shame.
I guess 30 may be exceptional for a dorky politician? Actually - thinking about it - I wonder whether female MPs have on average seen more action than the average male MP?
An old friend of mine told me, the other day, that he’s slept with 8 women. EIGHT
SINGLE FIGURES
He’s 57 so it’s about one a decade. Lol
I've slept with three women. Started a long term relationship at university. Started my current relationship about a year after the end of the previous one.
I suppose that number would be higher if I hadn't had two long-term relationships. I've no wish for my current marriage to come to an end just so I can boost that number.
That’s fair. I was being provocative in my earlier comment, and I do actually envy my happily married friends with low run rates (there aren’t many of them, but they exist)
But I wouldn’t be happy - personally - knowing so little about sex and women, and you can only discover this stuff by doing it. With actual women. Or men. Or whoever rocks your coracle
It’s like travel. You can be perfectly happy living in the same village all your life. Plenty of people are made that way. Others aren’t. And once you scratch the itch of wanderlust….
I've only slept with one woman. I met the woman who is now my wife when I was 18 and she was 19. She's the most beautiful woman I have ever met, and she makes me laugh and has given me three lovely children, and I honestly have no interest in sleeping with anybody else.
Most of us manage to post here without anyone at home reading what we post, TBF.
Apparently we have passed the symbolic 1 in 400 people in the U.K. has died of Covid. I assume this is about right, as although the exact number will not be known, around 150,000 is probably close. But I wondered how many die each year, and it must 1 in 90 or something close to that. Yes Covid has been bad. Yes we have made errors in trying to fight it. But why should the 1 in 400 thing be a thing?
I would like to apologise unreservedly. Not for any offence caused (that's always intentional), but for voting for Nick fucking Clegg.
'Nick Clegg the Fucker,' shurely?
Remembering his famous 'not more than 30' comment.
"No more than 30 ... it's a lot less than that". Honest but not exceptional surely?
Speak for yourself, Stocky!
Ahem. Hangs head in shame.
I guess 30 may be exceptional for a dorky politician? Actually - thinking about it - I wonder whether female MPs have on average seen more action than the average male MP?
An old friend of mine told me, the other day, that he’s slept with 8 women. EIGHT
SINGLE FIGURES
He’s 57 so it’s about one a decade. Lol
There's some kind of Laffer curve here that can be drawn and I reckon 8 is closer to the ideal than, say, 28. I know someone who has easily gone into triple figures and I think at that point it's less achievement and more symptom. He's not happy and never has been.
I’m well over 280. Is that pathological? I don’t think so. I like sex and I can get it, and when I can’t get, I’m prepared to pay for it
Am I happy? No, not really. Am I unhappy? No, not that either. I’m alive
And when it comes to my deathbed I think I shall be glad I’m at the 280 end of the spectrum rather than 8. I’ve lived and loved and laughed and left, as James Joyce rightly said
That's a fairly precise "well over" - are you a notches on the bed post kind of guy.
I'm high single figures and it still took me some thought to work out the number (much of my twenties was in a uni relationship, then four years after that ended I met my wife).
For two of the happiest of my male friends the figure is, to the best of my knowledge, 1 (school and university sweethearts respectively) .
Still, life would be dull if we were all the same. If 280+ works for you then good luck to you.
Isn’t every man a ‘notches on the bedpost kind of guy’? We all count, as that surprisingly wise article linked by HYUFD explains. It’s human to count. Women do it too. Perhaps even more assiduously, and they measure each other by this metric
I sat down the other day and tried to work out my own notches. It’s a blur. But it is definitely over 300. How do I know this? Because I spent a decade whoring. And I never repeated. That’s 200 right there. 20 a year. Easily done
And I have had at least 100 partners that were one night stands/flings/affairs/girlfriends/sex parties
I don’t just knap flint dildos for money
That’s a lot of experiences that turned out not worth repeating.
To move on (so to speak) - the weekly passenger transport numbers.
Oddly enough and possibly due to half term, rail passenger numbers dipped back to around 65% of pre-Covid numbers having touched 70% the previous week.
Tube passenger numbers remain at about 60% on weekdays but above 75% at weekends.
I would like to apologise unreservedly. Not for any offence caused (that's always intentional), but for voting for Nick fucking Clegg.
'Nick Clegg the Fucker,' shurely?
Remembering his famous 'not more than 30' comment.
"No more than 30 ... it's a lot less than that". Honest but not exceptional surely?
Speak for yourself, Stocky!
Ahem. Hangs head in shame.
I guess 30 may be exceptional for a dorky politician? Actually - thinking about it - I wonder whether female MPs have on average seen more action than the average male MP?
An old friend of mine told me, the other day, that he’s slept with 8 women. EIGHT
SINGLE FIGURES
He’s 57 so it’s about one a decade. Lol
I've slept with three women. Started a long term relationship at university. Started my current relationship about a year after the end of the previous one.
I suppose that number would be higher if I hadn't had two long-term relationships. I've no wish for my current marriage to come to an end just so I can boost that number.
That’s fair. I was being provocative in my earlier comment, and I do actually envy my happily married friends with low run rates (there aren’t many of them, but they exist)
But I wouldn’t be happy - personally - knowing so little about sex and women, and you can only discover this stuff by doing it. With actual women. Or men. Or whoever rocks your coracle
It’s like travel. You can be perfectly happy living in the same village all your life. Plenty of people are made that way. Others aren’t. And once you scratch the itch of wanderlust….
I've only slept with one woman. I met the woman who is now my wife when I was 18 and she was 19. She's the most beautiful woman I have ever met, and she makes me laugh and has given me three lovely children, and I honestly have no interest in sleeping with anybody else.
Most of us manage to post here without anyone at home reading what we post, TBF.
To move on (so to speak) - the weekly passenger transport numbers.
Oddly enough and possibly due to half term, rail passenger numbers dipped back to around 65% of pre-Covid numbers having touched 70% the previous week.
Tube passenger numbers remain at about 60% on weekdays but above 75% at weekends.
I would like to apologise unreservedly. Not for any offence caused (that's always intentional), but for voting for Nick fucking Clegg.
'Nick Clegg the Fucker,' shurely?
Remembering his famous 'not more than 30' comment.
"No more than 30 ... it's a lot less than that". Honest but not exceptional surely?
Speak for yourself, Stocky!
Ahem. Hangs head in shame.
I guess 30 may be exceptional for a dorky politician? Actually - thinking about it - I wonder whether female MPs have on average seen more action than the average male MP?
An old friend of mine told me, the other day, that he’s slept with 8 women. EIGHT
SINGLE FIGURES
He’s 57 so it’s about one a decade. Lol
There's some kind of Laffer curve here that can be drawn and I reckon 8 is closer to the ideal than, say, 28. I know someone who has easily gone into triple figures and I think at that point it's less achievement and more symptom. He's not happy and never has been.
I’m well over 280. Is that pathological? I don’t think so. I like sex and I can get it, and when I can’t get, I’m prepared to pay for it
Am I happy? No, not really. Am I unhappy? No, not that either. I’m alive
And when it comes to my deathbed I think I shall be glad I’m at the 280 end of the spectrum rather than 8. I’ve lived and loved and laughed and left, as James Joyce rightly said
That's a fairly precise "well over" - are you a notches on the bed post kind of guy.
I'm high single figures and it still took me some thought to work out the number (much of my twenties was in a uni relationship, then four years after that ended I met my wife).
For two of the happiest of my male friends the figure is, to the best of my knowledge, 1 (school and university sweethearts respectively) .
Still, life would be dull if we were all the same. If 280+ works for you then good luck to you.
Isn’t every man a ‘notches on the bedpost kind of guy’? We all count, as that surprisingly wise article linked by HYUFD explains. It’s human to count. Women do it too. Perhaps even more assiduously, and they measure each other by this metric
I sat down the other day and tried to work out my own notches. It’s a blur. But it is definitely over 300. How do I know this? Because I spent a decade whoring. And I never repeated. That’s 200 right there. 20 a year. Easily done
And I have had at least 100 partners that were one night stands/flings/affairs/girlfriends/sex parties
I don’t just knap flint dildos for money
That’s a lot of experiences that turned out not worth repeating.
If you’re going to consort with the Demi-monde - as I have done with some dedication - you might as well make the experience varied and diverse
Hookers are often brilliantly amusing and insightful. They see the human comedy. Of course as a customer you also witness the bleakness, too
I would like to apologise unreservedly. Not for any offence caused (that's always intentional), but for voting for Nick fucking Clegg.
'Nick Clegg the Fucker,' shurely?
Remembering his famous 'not more than 30' comment.
"No more than 30 ... it's a lot less than that". Honest but not exceptional surely?
Speak for yourself, Stocky!
Ahem. Hangs head in shame.
I guess 30 may be exceptional for a dorky politician? Actually - thinking about it - I wonder whether female MPs have on average seen more action than the average male MP?
Of course the more religious will only have had one, their spouse and some will have chosen not to have any eg Ann Widdecombe
Goodness me. Is there any random stat you haven't got your finger on?
Of course he has the stats but presents even this one misleadingly!
One of the sources for the 8 average is from millennials as at 2015, so when they were 25-35 depending on what definition they used. Lifetime will be a lot higher.
Lifetime is not much different, especially as more than half if they get married will be married by 35.
42% of all adults have had 4 sexual partners or less over their lifetime and 64% have had 9 sexual partners or less.
Only 2% are genuine Casanovas with more than 50 partners, probably very good looking or beautiful in their youth or very rich
I would like to apologise unreservedly. Not for any offence caused (that's always intentional), but for voting for Nick fucking Clegg.
'Nick Clegg the Fucker,' shurely?
Remembering his famous 'not more than 30' comment.
"No more than 30 ... it's a lot less than that". Honest but not exceptional surely?
Speak for yourself, Stocky!
Ahem. Hangs head in shame.
I guess 30 may be exceptional for a dorky politician? Actually - thinking about it - I wonder whether female MPs have on average seen more action than the average male MP?
Apparently we have passed the symbolic 1 in 400 people in the U.K. has died of Covid. I assume this is about right, as although the exact number will not be known, around 150,000 is probably close. But I wondered how many die each year, and it must 1 in 90 or something close to that. Yes Covid has been bad. Yes we have made errors in trying to fight it. But why should the 1 in 400 thing be a thing?
As far as can see, we are now in the position where positive tests are falling, and falling quite sharply, even when controlling for half term. Yet there is almost no mainstream coverage of it, despite the endlessly media shit-stirring when positive tests were rising.
iSage have been strangely silent; the TV news, unmoved.
You can see why people end up hatching ludicrous conspiracy theories over covid. The fall is newsworthy and yet, there is no news.
I would like to apologise unreservedly. Not for any offence caused (that's always intentional), but for voting for Nick fucking Clegg.
'Nick Clegg the Fucker,' shurely?
Remembering his famous 'not more than 30' comment.
"No more than 30 ... it's a lot less than that". Honest but not exceptional surely?
Speak for yourself, Stocky!
Ahem. Hangs head in shame.
I guess 30 may be exceptional for a dorky politician? Actually - thinking about it - I wonder whether female MPs have on average seen more action than the average male MP?
I would like to apologise unreservedly. Not for any offence caused (that's always intentional), but for voting for Nick fucking Clegg.
'Nick Clegg the Fucker,' shurely?
Remembering his famous 'not more than 30' comment.
"No more than 30 ... it's a lot less than that". Honest but not exceptional surely?
Speak for yourself, Stocky!
Ahem. Hangs head in shame.
I guess 30 may be exceptional for a dorky politician? Actually - thinking about it - I wonder whether female MPs have on average seen more action than the average male MP?
An old friend of mine told me, the other day, that he’s slept with 8 women. EIGHT
SINGLE FIGURES
He’s 57 so it’s about one a decade. Lol
I've slept with three women. Started a long term relationship at university. Started my current relationship about a year after the end of the previous one.
I suppose that number would be higher if I hadn't had two long-term relationships. I've no wish for my current marriage to come to an end just so I can boost that number.
That’s fair. I was being provocative in my earlier comment, and I do actually envy my happily married friends with low run rates (there aren’t many of them, but they exist)
But I wouldn’t be happy - personally - knowing so little about sex and women, and you can only discover this stuff by doing it. With actual women. Or men. Or whoever rocks your coracle
It’s like travel. You can be perfectly happy living in the same village all your life. Plenty of people are made that way. Others aren’t. And once you scratch the itch of wanderlust….
Travel is only interesting because, in the cultures one visits, most of the populace have not travelled at all. A depressing thought.
The OBR has taken a hard look at the evidence to date on the actual impact of Brexit. Its conclusion, briefly, is: “so far, so bad”. That is, the UK’s trade performance this year is consistent with its original estimates that UK exports and imports would both fall by 15%.
Indeed, in some respects, the data so far looks even worse than that – UK exports have already fallen by approximately this much compared to pre-pandemic levels, while advanced economies as a whole have seen trade grow. And, again in common with external analysts, the OBR sees no evidence that trade deals with third countries, or any of the other putative economic benefits of Brexit, will offset this in any meaningful way.
I would like to apologise unreservedly. Not for any offence caused (that's always intentional), but for voting for Nick fucking Clegg.
'Nick Clegg the Fucker,' shurely?
Remembering his famous 'not more than 30' comment.
"No more than 30 ... it's a lot less than that". Honest but not exceptional surely?
Speak for yourself, Stocky!
Ahem. Hangs head in shame.
I guess 30 may be exceptional for a dorky politician? Actually - thinking about it - I wonder whether female MPs have on average seen more action than the average male MP?
Apparently we have passed the symbolic 1 in 400 people in the U.K. has died of Covid. I assume this is about right, as although the exact number will not be known, around 150,000 is probably close. But I wondered how many die each year, and it must 1 in 90 or something close to that. Yes Covid has been bad. Yes we have made errors in trying to fight it. But why should the 1 in 400 thing be a thing?
As far as can see, we are now in the position where positive tests are falling, and falling quite sharply, even when controlling for half term. Yet there is almost no mainstream coverage of it, despite the endlessly media shit-stirring when positive tests were rising.
iSage have been strangely silent; the TV news, unmoved.
You can see why people end up hatching ludicrous conspiracy theories over covid. The fall is newsworthy and yet, there is no news.
The contrast with the media last week would be astonishing, if it weren’t so predictably.
Apparently we have passed the symbolic 1 in 400 people in the U.K. has died of Covid. I assume this is about right, as although the exact number will not be known, around 150,000 is probably close. But I wondered how many die each year, and it must 1 in 90 or something close to that. Yes Covid has been bad. Yes we have made errors in trying to fight it. But why should the 1 in 400 thing be a thing?
As far as can see, we are now in the position where positive tests are falling, and falling quite sharply, even when controlling for half term. Yet there is almost no mainstream coverage of it, despite the endlessly media shit-stirring when positive tests were rising.
iSage have been strangely silent; the TV news, unmoved.
You can see why people end up hatching ludicrous conspiracy theories over covid. The fall is newsworthy and yet, there is no news.
They go up and down. Not much real change over the last couple of months IMO. Hospitalisations too. My Trust has been between 70 and 120 since August, currently 107.
I would like to apologise unreservedly. Not for any offence caused (that's always intentional), but for voting for Nick fucking Clegg.
'Nick Clegg the Fucker,' shurely?
Remembering his famous 'not more than 30' comment.
"No more than 30 ... it's a lot less than that". Honest but not exceptional surely?
Speak for yourself, Stocky!
Ahem. Hangs head in shame.
I guess 30 may be exceptional for a dorky politician? Actually - thinking about it - I wonder whether female MPs have on average seen more action than the average male MP?
Of course the more religious will only have had one, their spouse and some will have chosen not to have any eg Ann Widdecombe
Goodness me. Is there any random stat you haven't got your finger on?
Of course he has the stats but presents even this one misleadingly!
One of the sources for the 8 average is from millennials as at 2015, so when they were 25-35 depending on what definition they used. Lifetime will be a lot higher.
Lifetime is not much different, especially as more than half if they get married will be married by 35.
42% of all adults have had 4 sexual partners or less over their lifetime and 64% have had 9 sexual partners or less.
Only 2% are genuine Casanovas with more than 50 partners, probably very good looking or beautiful in their youth or very rich
I would like to apologise unreservedly. Not for any offence caused (that's always intentional), but for voting for Nick fucking Clegg.
'Nick Clegg the Fucker,' shurely?
Remembering his famous 'not more than 30' comment.
"No more than 30 ... it's a lot less than that". Honest but not exceptional surely?
Speak for yourself, Stocky!
Ahem. Hangs head in shame.
I guess 30 may be exceptional for a dorky politician? Actually - thinking about it - I wonder whether female MPs have on average seen more action than the average male MP?
I would like to apologise unreservedly. Not for any offence caused (that's always intentional), but for voting for Nick fucking Clegg.
'Nick Clegg the Fucker,' shurely?
Remembering his famous 'not more than 30' comment.
"No more than 30 ... it's a lot less than that". Honest but not exceptional surely?
Speak for yourself, Stocky!
Ahem. Hangs head in shame.
I guess 30 may be exceptional for a dorky politician? Actually - thinking about it - I wonder whether female MPs have on average seen more action than the average male MP?
Apparently we have passed the symbolic 1 in 400 people in the U.K. has died of Covid. I assume this is about right, as although the exact number will not be known, around 150,000 is probably close. But I wondered how many die each year, and it must 1 in 90 or something close to that. Yes Covid has been bad. Yes we have made errors in trying to fight it. But why should the 1 in 400 thing be a thing?
As far as can see, we are now in the position where positive tests are falling, and falling quite sharply, even when controlling for half term. Yet there is almost no mainstream coverage of it, despite the endlessly media shit-stirring when positive tests were rising.
iSage have been strangely silent; the TV news, unmoved.
You can see why people end up hatching ludicrous conspiracy theories over covid. The fall is newsworthy and yet, there is no news.
They go up and down. Not much real change over the last couple of months IMO. Hospitalisations too. My Trust has been between 70 and 120 since August, currently 107.
@Anabobazina may well have a point though. Over the last few days we've had blind panic over cases going up and various experts shouting that we have to staple gags to people's faces and bring back social isolation rules at once or there'll probably be a massacre. Then it looks like cases might be going down and there's largely silence. Followed, doubtless, by another wave of panic if the trend reverses again.
It's almost as if catastrophising makes for good clickbait.
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Remembering his famous 'not more than 30' comment.
That sounds a bit accusatory.
Zuckerberg actually looks like a Bond villain now. This stiff, geeky, aspergery nerd who runs an evil empire that endangers the world. Like a ludicrous caricature, but true
And then in the middle is Nick bloody Clegg?! How? Why?
Also check out their PERFECTLY and identically furnished homes. A desert state Santa Fe aesthetic with hints of Nordic woodiness and an English hearth. The blue accents in Clegg’s home are so eerily on-point I wonder if it is all CGI and if they are all just avatars created by GPT3
https://twitter.com/BritainElects/status/1453793878142750720?t=m_dEjp937e086ioUMKXPtw&s=19
I guess 30 may be exceptional for a dorky politician? Actually - thinking about it - I wonder whether female MPs have on average seen more action than the average male MP?
SINGLE FIGURES
He’s 57 so it’s about one a decade. Lol
https://youtu.be/skn2Pqf-aBc
William Hague retorted, 'is that about half a dozen a year?'
A properly witty man, Hague
I met his wife once. Sexy. Nice curvy Welsh arse
That's the most ridiculous post I've ever read.
Am I happy? No, not really. Am I unhappy? No, not that either. I’m alive
And when it comes to my deathbed I think I shall be glad I’m at the 280 end of the spectrum rather than 8. I’ve lived and loved and laughed and left, as James Joyce rightly said
I suppose that number would be higher if I hadn't had two long-term relationships. I've no wish for my current marriage to come to an end just so I can boost that number.
One of the poshest places in Lancashire.
https://www.mindbodygreen.com/articles/the-ideal-number-of-sexual-partners-for-men-women#:~:text=A 2017 survey of 2,180,average of 7 sexual partners.
Of course the more religious will only have had one, their spouse and some will have chosen not to have any eg Ann Widdecombe
But I wouldn’t be happy - personally - knowing so little about sex and women, and you can only discover this stuff by doing it. With actual women. Or men. Or whoever rocks your coracle
It’s like travel. You can be perfectly happy living in the same village all your life. Plenty of people are made that way. Others aren’t. And once you scratch the itch of wanderlust….
I'm high single figures and it still took me some thought to work out the number (much of my twenties was in a uni relationship, then four years after that ended I met my wife).
For two of the happiest of my male friends the figure is, to the best of my knowledge, 1 (school and university sweethearts respectively) .
Still, life would be dull if we were all the same. If 280+ works for you then good luck to you.
Plus earning an alleged $2 million a year and supposedly quite the magnet for women in his youth.
I am sure it makes up for losing his seat and leaving his party in the doldrums in 2015
Also, I believe there are certain men who go to foreign places and have sex with women. Which might also skew the numbers.
One of the sources for the 8 average is from millennials as at 2015, so when they were 25-35 depending on what definition they used. Lifetime will be a lot higher.
There. I. Said. It.
Sounds off trend.
I sat down the other day and tried to work out my own notches. It’s a blur. But it is definitely over 300. How do I know this? Because I spent a decade whoring. And I never repeated. That’s 200 right there. 20 a year. Easily done
And I have had at least 100 partners that were one night stands/flings/affairs/girlfriends/sex parties
I don’t just knap flint dildos for money
Oddly enough and possibly due to half term, rail passenger numbers dipped back to around 65% of pre-Covid numbers having touched 70% the previous week.
Tube passenger numbers remain at about 60% on weekdays but above 75% at weekends.
Hookers are often brilliantly amusing and insightful. They see the human comedy. Of course as a customer you also witness the bleakness, too
42% of all adults have had 4 sexual partners or less over their lifetime and 64% have had 9 sexual partners or less.
Only 2% are genuine Casanovas with more than 50 partners, probably very good looking or beautiful in their youth or very rich
https://www.mirror.co.uk/science/how-many-sexual-partners-average-13442969
We were all young once.
iSage have been strangely silent; the TV news, unmoved.
You can see why people end up hatching ludicrous conspiracy theories over covid. The fall is newsworthy and yet, there is no news.
Also she’s wearing a choker symbolising submissiveness (in the world of kink)
Indeed, in some respects, the data so far looks even worse than that – UK exports have already fallen by approximately this much compared to pre-pandemic levels, while advanced economies as a whole have seen trade grow. And, again in common with external analysts, the OBR sees no evidence that trade deals with third countries, or any of the other putative economic benefits of Brexit, will offset this in any meaningful way.
0 1%
1 16%
2-4 24%
5-9 22%
10-20 22%
Over 20 17%
https://www.euroclinix.net/en/vc/between-the-sheets/#/all-sexual-partners/asp-by-age
Surveys that ask the question to a mix of 20 and 30 year olds are not getting the lifetime number at all.
Superb advice
Advice from an elderly friend.
It's almost as if catastrophising makes for good clickbait.