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Tonight’s by-election bet – A Carlisle seat last won by UKIP – politicalbetting.com

SystemSystem Posts: 8,489
edited October 28 in General
imageTonight’s by-election bet – A Carlisle seat last won by UKIP – politicalbetting.com

Smarkets are keeping up their weekly local council by-election bet. Tonight there are eight contests and the one chosen is Currock & Upperby on Carlisle council This was the result in a three member ward when contested in May 2019.

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  • TazTaz Posts: 2,455
    I’d agree on those numbers.
  • OmniumOmnium Posts: 6,438
    Probably not last
  • TazTaz Posts: 2,455
    Oh, first too
  • GIN1138GIN1138 Posts: 18,355
    edited October 28
    Fourth (rate) like Donald Trumps combover...
  • FarooqFarooq Posts: 2,142
    FPT, because I don't want my genuine apology to be lost in the scum end of an old thread

    Ever wonder what that Nick 'tuition fee' Clegg did all day these days?

    https://twitter.com/carolecadwalla/status/1453809758616567809

    I would like to apologise unreservedly. Not for any offence caused (that's always intentional), but for voting for Nick fucking Clegg.

  • ydoethurydoethur Posts: 43,086
    GIN1138 said:

    Fourth (rate) like Donald Trumps comb over...

    You really think his combover us as good as that? Wow. Fiftieth rate more like.
  • StockyStocky Posts: 7,025
    I've had a tenner on the Tories at 2.46
  • ydoethurydoethur Posts: 43,086
    Farooq said:

    FPT, because I don't want my genuine apology to be lost in the scum end of an old thread

    Ever wonder what that Nick 'tuition fee' Clegg did all day these days?

    https://twitter.com/carolecadwalla/status/1453809758616567809

    I would like to apologise unreservedly. Not for any offence caused (that's always intentional), but for voting for Nick fucking Clegg.

    'Nick Clegg the Fucker,' shurely?

    Remembering his famous 'not more than 30' comment.
  • algarkirkalgarkirk Posts: 4,357
    Low turnout, rain all day, Tory with an outside chance.
  • StockyStocky Posts: 7,025
    ydoethur said:

    Farooq said:

    FPT, because I don't want my genuine apology to be lost in the scum end of an old thread

    Ever wonder what that Nick 'tuition fee' Clegg did all day these days?

    https://twitter.com/carolecadwalla/status/1453809758616567809

    I would like to apologise unreservedly. Not for any offence caused (that's always intentional), but for voting for Nick fucking Clegg.

    'Nick Clegg the Fucker,' shurely?

    Remembering his famous 'not more than 30' comment.
    "No more than 30 ... it's a lot less than that". Honest but not exceptional surely?
  • ydoethurydoethur Posts: 43,086
    Stocky said:

    ydoethur said:

    Farooq said:

    FPT, because I don't want my genuine apology to be lost in the scum end of an old thread

    Ever wonder what that Nick 'tuition fee' Clegg did all day these days?

    https://twitter.com/carolecadwalla/status/1453809758616567809

    I would like to apologise unreservedly. Not for any offence caused (that's always intentional), but for voting for Nick fucking Clegg.

    'Nick Clegg the Fucker,' shurely?

    Remembering his famous 'not more than 30' comment.
    "No more than 30 ... it's a lot less than that". Honest but not exceptional surely?
    Speak for yourself, Stocky!
  • tlg86tlg86 Posts: 20,675
    edited October 28
    Currock and Upperby are both old railway sites. The former a wagon repair depot and the latter a traction maintenance depot.
  • LeonLeon Posts: 12,861
    edited October 28
    Farooq said:

    FPT, because I don't want my genuine apology to be lost in the scum end of an old thread

    Ever wonder what that Nick 'tuition fee' Clegg did all day these days?

    https://twitter.com/carolecadwalla/status/1453809758616567809

    I would like to apologise unreservedly. Not for any offence caused (that's always intentional), but for voting for Nick fucking Clegg.

    How have the tech companies become these grotesque fucking gargoyles? Especially Facebook.

    Zuckerberg actually looks like a Bond villain now. This stiff, geeky, aspergery nerd who runs an evil empire that endangers the world. Like a ludicrous caricature, but true

    And then in the middle is Nick bloody Clegg?! How? Why?

    Also check out their PERFECTLY and identically furnished homes. A desert state Santa Fe aesthetic with hints of Nordic woodiness and an English hearth. The blue accents in Clegg’s home are so eerily on-point I wonder if it is all CGI and if they are all just avatars created by GPT3
  • This is Britain Elects write up on tonight's locals including Carlisle

    https://twitter.com/BritainElects/status/1453793878142750720?t=m_dEjp937e086ioUMKXPtw&s=19
  • StockyStocky Posts: 7,025
    ydoethur said:

    Stocky said:

    ydoethur said:

    Farooq said:

    FPT, because I don't want my genuine apology to be lost in the scum end of an old thread

    Ever wonder what that Nick 'tuition fee' Clegg did all day these days?

    https://twitter.com/carolecadwalla/status/1453809758616567809

    I would like to apologise unreservedly. Not for any offence caused (that's always intentional), but for voting for Nick fucking Clegg.

    'Nick Clegg the Fucker,' shurely?

    Remembering his famous 'not more than 30' comment.
    "No more than 30 ... it's a lot less than that". Honest but not exceptional surely?
    Speak for yourself, Stocky!
    Ahem. Hangs head in shame.

    I guess 30 may be exceptional for a dorky politician? Actually - thinking about it - I wonder whether female MPs have on average seen more action than the average male MP?
  • ydoethurydoethur Posts: 43,086

    OGH: The UKIP councillor has since died. My money would be on Labour.

    That sounds a bit accusatory.

    From antipathy to antimony?
  • LeonLeon Posts: 12,861
    Stocky said:

    ydoethur said:

    Stocky said:

    ydoethur said:

    Farooq said:

    FPT, because I don't want my genuine apology to be lost in the scum end of an old thread

    Ever wonder what that Nick 'tuition fee' Clegg did all day these days?

    https://twitter.com/carolecadwalla/status/1453809758616567809

    I would like to apologise unreservedly. Not for any offence caused (that's always intentional), but for voting for Nick fucking Clegg.

    'Nick Clegg the Fucker,' shurely?

    Remembering his famous 'not more than 30' comment.
    "No more than 30 ... it's a lot less than that". Honest but not exceptional surely?
    Speak for yourself, Stocky!
    Ahem. Hangs head in shame.

    I guess 30 may be exceptional for a dorky politician? Actually - thinking about it - I wonder whether female MPs have on average seen more action than the average male MP?
    An old friend of mine told me, the other day, that he’s slept with 8 women. EIGHT

    SINGLE FIGURES

    He’s 57 so it’s about one a decade. Lol
  • ydoethurydoethur Posts: 43,086
    Stocky said:

    ydoethur said:

    Stocky said:

    ydoethur said:

    Farooq said:

    FPT, because I don't want my genuine apology to be lost in the scum end of an old thread

    Ever wonder what that Nick 'tuition fee' Clegg did all day these days?

    https://twitter.com/carolecadwalla/status/1453809758616567809

    I would like to apologise unreservedly. Not for any offence caused (that's always intentional), but for voting for Nick fucking Clegg.

    'Nick Clegg the Fucker,' shurely?

    Remembering his famous 'not more than 30' comment.
    "No more than 30 ... it's a lot less than that". Honest but not exceptional surely?
    Speak for yourself, Stocky!
    Ahem. Hangs head in shame.

    I guess 30 may be exceptional for a dorky politician? Actually - thinking about it - I wonder whether female MPs have on average seen more action than the average male MP?
    Depends on whether @SeanT was hanging about Parliament that day, I suppose
  • FarooqFarooq Posts: 2,142
    Leon said:

    Farooq said:

    FPT, because I don't want my genuine apology to be lost in the scum end of an old thread

    Ever wonder what that Nick 'tuition fee' Clegg did all day these days?

    https://twitter.com/carolecadwalla/status/1453809758616567809

    I would like to apologise unreservedly. Not for any offence caused (that's always intentional), but for voting for Nick fucking Clegg.

    How have the tech companies become these grotesque fucking gargoyles? Especially Facebook.

    Zuckerberg actually looks like a Bond villain now. This stiff, geeky, aspergery nerd who runs an evil empire that endangers the world. Like a ludicrous caricature, but true

    And then in the middle is Nick bloody Clegg?! How? Why?

    Also check out their PERFECTLY and identically furnished homes. A desert state Santa Fe aesthetic with hints of Nordic wordiness and an English hearth. The blue accents in Clegg’s home are so eerily on-point I wonder if it is all CGI and if they are all just avatars created by GPT3
    A cynic would say that Nick Clegg has previous for being the friendly face of an outfit lead by a dish-faced manbaby who clumsily tramples our fragile societal structures.

    But I wouldn't really mean it, because, even now, I think those 5 years were still the best of the last 15 for UK governments.
    Don't @ me.
  • LostPasswordLostPassword Posts: 5,163
    I thought this Covid ad on RTÉ was well done. Certainly caught my attention.

    https://youtu.be/skn2Pqf-aBc
  • StockyStocky Posts: 7,025
    Leon said:

    Stocky said:

    ydoethur said:

    Stocky said:

    ydoethur said:

    Farooq said:

    FPT, because I don't want my genuine apology to be lost in the scum end of an old thread

    Ever wonder what that Nick 'tuition fee' Clegg did all day these days?

    https://twitter.com/carolecadwalla/status/1453809758616567809

    I would like to apologise unreservedly. Not for any offence caused (that's always intentional), but for voting for Nick fucking Clegg.

    'Nick Clegg the Fucker,' shurely?

    Remembering his famous 'not more than 30' comment.
    "No more than 30 ... it's a lot less than that". Honest but not exceptional surely?
    Speak for yourself, Stocky!
    Ahem. Hangs head in shame.

    I guess 30 may be exceptional for a dorky politician? Actually - thinking about it - I wonder whether female MPs have on average seen more action than the average male MP?
    An old friend of mine told me, the other day, that he’s slept with 8 women. EIGHT

    SINGLE FIGURES

    He’s 57 so it’s about one a decade. Lol
    8 - that's just two holidays in Magaluf!
  • LeonLeon Posts: 12,861
    ydoethur said:

    Leon said:

    Stocky said:

    ydoethur said:

    Stocky said:

    ydoethur said:

    Farooq said:

    FPT, because I don't want my genuine apology to be lost in the scum end of an old thread

    Ever wonder what that Nick 'tuition fee' Clegg did all day these days?

    https://twitter.com/carolecadwalla/status/1453809758616567809

    I would like to apologise unreservedly. Not for any offence caused (that's always intentional), but for voting for Nick fucking Clegg.

    'Nick Clegg the Fucker,' shurely?

    Remembering his famous 'not more than 30' comment.
    "No more than 30 ... it's a lot less than that". Honest but not exceptional surely?
    Speak for yourself, Stocky!
    Ahem. Hangs head in shame.

    I guess 30 may be exceptional for a dorky politician? Actually - thinking about it - I wonder whether female MPs have on average seen more action than the average male MP?
    An old friend of mine told me, the other day, that he’s slept with 8 women. EIGHT

    SINGLE FIGURES

    He’s 57 so it’s about one a decade. Lol
    Peter Stringfellow claimed to have slept with over 2,000 women.

    William Hague retorted, 'is that about half a dozen a year?'
    Genuine lol

    A properly witty man, Hague

    I met his wife once. Sexy. Nice curvy Welsh arse
  • williamglennwilliamglenn Posts: 38,749
    Leon said:

    Farooq said:

    FPT, because I don't want my genuine apology to be lost in the scum end of an old thread

    Ever wonder what that Nick 'tuition fee' Clegg did all day these days?

    https://twitter.com/carolecadwalla/status/1453809758616567809

    I would like to apologise unreservedly. Not for any offence caused (that's always intentional), but for voting for Nick fucking Clegg.

    How have the tech companies become these grotesque fucking gargoyles? Especially Facebook.

    Zuckerberg actually looks like a Bond villain now. This stiff, geeky, aspergery nerd who runs an evil empire that endangers the world. Like a ludicrous caricature, but true

    And then in the middle is Nick bloody Clegg?! How? Why?

    Also check out their PERFECTLY and identically furnished homes. A desert state Santa Fe aesthetic with hints of Nordic woodiness and an English hearth. The blue accents in Clegg’s home are so eerily on-point I wonder if it is all CGI and if they are all just avatars created by GPT3
    Perhaps it literally is a film set like the fake White House.

    image
  • FarooqFarooq Posts: 2,142
    Leon said:

    Stocky said:

    ydoethur said:

    Stocky said:

    ydoethur said:

    Farooq said:

    FPT, because I don't want my genuine apology to be lost in the scum end of an old thread

    Ever wonder what that Nick 'tuition fee' Clegg did all day these days?

    https://twitter.com/carolecadwalla/status/1453809758616567809

    I would like to apologise unreservedly. Not for any offence caused (that's always intentional), but for voting for Nick fucking Clegg.

    'Nick Clegg the Fucker,' shurely?

    Remembering his famous 'not more than 30' comment.
    "No more than 30 ... it's a lot less than that". Honest but not exceptional surely?
    Speak for yourself, Stocky!
    Ahem. Hangs head in shame.

    I guess 30 may be exceptional for a dorky politician? Actually - thinking about it - I wonder whether female MPs have on average seen more action than the average male MP?
    An old friend of mine told me, the other day, that he’s slept with 8 women. EIGHT

    SINGLE FIGURES

    He’s 57 so it’s about one a decade. Lol
    There's some kind of Laffer curve here that can be drawn and I reckon 8 is closer to the ideal than, say, 28.
    I know someone who has easily gone into triple figures and I think at that point it's less achievement and more symptom. He's not happy and never has been.
  • stodgestodge Posts: 9,349

    This is Britain Elects write up on tonight's locals including Carlisle

    https://twitter.com/BritainElects/status/1453793878142750720?t=m_dEjp937e086ioUMKXPtw&s=19

    There are more interesting contests tonight than Carlisle from a betting perspective - Luton for one.
  • Farooq said:

    Leon said:

    Stocky said:

    ydoethur said:

    Stocky said:

    ydoethur said:

    Farooq said:

    FPT, because I don't want my genuine apology to be lost in the scum end of an old thread

    Ever wonder what that Nick 'tuition fee' Clegg did all day these days?

    https://twitter.com/carolecadwalla/status/1453809758616567809

    I would like to apologise unreservedly. Not for any offence caused (that's always intentional), but for voting for Nick fucking Clegg.

    'Nick Clegg the Fucker,' shurely?

    Remembering his famous 'not more than 30' comment.
    "No more than 30 ... it's a lot less than that". Honest but not exceptional surely?
    Speak for yourself, Stocky!
    Ahem. Hangs head in shame.

    I guess 30 may be exceptional for a dorky politician? Actually - thinking about it - I wonder whether female MPs have on average seen more action than the average male MP?
    An old friend of mine told me, the other day, that he’s slept with 8 women. EIGHT

    SINGLE FIGURES

    He’s 57 so it’s about one a decade. Lol
    There's some kind of Laffer curve here that can be drawn and I reckon 8 is closer to the ideal than, say, 28.
    I know someone who has easily gone into triple figures and I think at that point it's less achievement and more symptom. He's not happy and never has been.
    Do you know SeanT?
  • SelebianSelebian Posts: 2,806
    Leon said:

    Stocky said:

    ydoethur said:

    Stocky said:

    ydoethur said:

    Farooq said:

    FPT, because I don't want my genuine apology to be lost in the scum end of an old thread

    Ever wonder what that Nick 'tuition fee' Clegg did all day these days?

    https://twitter.com/carolecadwalla/status/1453809758616567809

    I would like to apologise unreservedly. Not for any offence caused (that's always intentional), but for voting for Nick fucking Clegg.

    'Nick Clegg the Fucker,' shurely?

    Remembering his famous 'not more than 30' comment.
    "No more than 30 ... it's a lot less than that". Honest but not exceptional surely?
    Speak for yourself, Stocky!
    Ahem. Hangs head in shame.

    I guess 30 may be exceptional for a dorky politician? Actually - thinking about it - I wonder whether female MPs have on average seen more action than the average male MP?
    An old friend of mine told me, the other day, that he’s slept with 8 women. EIGHT

    SINGLE FIGURES

    He’s 57 so it’s about one a decade. Lol
    Did he qualify it with a time period? Could have been one night...
  • Sunil_PrasannanSunil_Prasannan Posts: 38,585
    Labour 798 million votes? Blimey!
  • StockyStocky Posts: 7,025
    Farooq said:

    Leon said:

    Stocky said:

    ydoethur said:

    Stocky said:

    ydoethur said:

    Farooq said:

    FPT, because I don't want my genuine apology to be lost in the scum end of an old thread

    Ever wonder what that Nick 'tuition fee' Clegg did all day these days?

    https://twitter.com/carolecadwalla/status/1453809758616567809

    I would like to apologise unreservedly. Not for any offence caused (that's always intentional), but for voting for Nick fucking Clegg.

    'Nick Clegg the Fucker,' shurely?

    Remembering his famous 'not more than 30' comment.
    "No more than 30 ... it's a lot less than that". Honest but not exceptional surely?
    Speak for yourself, Stocky!
    Ahem. Hangs head in shame.

    I guess 30 may be exceptional for a dorky politician? Actually - thinking about it - I wonder whether female MPs have on average seen more action than the average male MP?
    An old friend of mine told me, the other day, that he’s slept with 8 women. EIGHT

    SINGLE FIGURES

    He’s 57 so it’s about one a decade. Lol
    There's some kind of Laffer curve here that can be drawn and I reckon 8 is closer to the ideal than, say, 28.
    I know someone who has easily gone into triple figures and I think at that point it's less achievement and more symptom. He's not happy and never has been.
    "8 is closer to the ideal than, say, 28"

    That's the most ridiculous post I've ever read.
  • LeonLeon Posts: 12,861

    Leon said:

    Farooq said:

    FPT, because I don't want my genuine apology to be lost in the scum end of an old thread

    Ever wonder what that Nick 'tuition fee' Clegg did all day these days?

    https://twitter.com/carolecadwalla/status/1453809758616567809

    I would like to apologise unreservedly. Not for any offence caused (that's always intentional), but for voting for Nick fucking Clegg.

    How have the tech companies become these grotesque fucking gargoyles? Especially Facebook.

    Zuckerberg actually looks like a Bond villain now. This stiff, geeky, aspergery nerd who runs an evil empire that endangers the world. Like a ludicrous caricature, but true

    And then in the middle is Nick bloody Clegg?! How? Why?

    Also check out their PERFECTLY and identically furnished homes. A desert state Santa Fe aesthetic with hints of Nordic woodiness and an English hearth. The blue accents in Clegg’s home are so eerily on-point I wonder if it is all CGI and if they are all just avatars created by GPT3
    Perhaps it literally is a film set like the fake White House.

    image
    Whoah. Jesus. We are hurtling into dystopia
  • SelebianSelebian Posts: 2,806
    Leon said:

    Stocky said:

    ydoethur said:

    Stocky said:

    ydoethur said:

    Farooq said:

    FPT, because I don't want my genuine apology to be lost in the scum end of an old thread

    Ever wonder what that Nick 'tuition fee' Clegg did all day these days?

    https://twitter.com/carolecadwalla/status/1453809758616567809

    I would like to apologise unreservedly. Not for any offence caused (that's always intentional), but for voting for Nick fucking Clegg.

    'Nick Clegg the Fucker,' shurely?

    Remembering his famous 'not more than 30' comment.
    "No more than 30 ... it's a lot less than that". Honest but not exceptional surely?
    Speak for yourself, Stocky!
    Ahem. Hangs head in shame.

    I guess 30 may be exceptional for a dorky politician? Actually - thinking about it - I wonder whether female MPs have on average seen more action than the average male MP?
    An old friend of mine told me, the other day, that he’s slept with 8 women. EIGHT

    SINGLE FIGURES

    He’s 57 so it’s about one a decade. Lol
    And surely more like two per decade, if you don't count pre-puberty?
  • rcs1000rcs1000 Posts: 41,503
    Leon said:

    Stocky said:

    ydoethur said:

    Stocky said:

    ydoethur said:

    Farooq said:

    FPT, because I don't want my genuine apology to be lost in the scum end of an old thread

    Ever wonder what that Nick 'tuition fee' Clegg did all day these days?

    https://twitter.com/carolecadwalla/status/1453809758616567809

    I would like to apologise unreservedly. Not for any offence caused (that's always intentional), but for voting for Nick fucking Clegg.

    'Nick Clegg the Fucker,' shurely?

    Remembering his famous 'not more than 30' comment.
    "No more than 30 ... it's a lot less than that". Honest but not exceptional surely?
    Speak for yourself, Stocky!
    Ahem. Hangs head in shame.

    I guess 30 may be exceptional for a dorky politician? Actually - thinking about it - I wonder whether female MPs have on average seen more action than the average male MP?
    An old friend of mine told me, the other day, that he’s slept with 8 women. EIGHT

    SINGLE FIGURES

    He’s 57 so it’s about one a decade. Lol
    It is worth noting that he's gay.
  • GallowgateGallowgate Posts: 16,839
    Carlisle is a dump
  • kjhkjh Posts: 4,437
    Leon said:

    Stocky said:

    ydoethur said:

    Stocky said:

    ydoethur said:

    Farooq said:

    FPT, because I don't want my genuine apology to be lost in the scum end of an old thread

    Ever wonder what that Nick 'tuition fee' Clegg did all day these days?

    https://twitter.com/carolecadwalla/status/1453809758616567809

    I would like to apologise unreservedly. Not for any offence caused (that's always intentional), but for voting for Nick fucking Clegg.

    'Nick Clegg the Fucker,' shurely?

    Remembering his famous 'not more than 30' comment.
    "No more than 30 ... it's a lot less than that". Honest but not exceptional surely?
    Speak for yourself, Stocky!
    Ahem. Hangs head in shame.

    I guess 30 may be exceptional for a dorky politician? Actually - thinking about it - I wonder whether female MPs have on average seen more action than the average male MP?
    An old friend of mine told me, the other day, that he’s slept with 8 women. EIGHT

    SINGLE FIGURES

    He’s 57 so it’s about one a decade. Lol
    Most of us stop accumulating once we get married.
  • Sunil_PrasannanSunil_Prasannan Posts: 38,585
    Leon said:

    Stocky said:

    ydoethur said:

    Stocky said:

    ydoethur said:

    Farooq said:

    FPT, because I don't want my genuine apology to be lost in the scum end of an old thread

    Ever wonder what that Nick 'tuition fee' Clegg did all day these days?

    https://twitter.com/carolecadwalla/status/1453809758616567809

    I would like to apologise unreservedly. Not for any offence caused (that's always intentional), but for voting for Nick fucking Clegg.

    'Nick Clegg the Fucker,' shurely?

    Remembering his famous 'not more than 30' comment.
    "No more than 30 ... it's a lot less than that". Honest but not exceptional surely?
    Speak for yourself, Stocky!
    Ahem. Hangs head in shame.

    I guess 30 may be exceptional for a dorky politician? Actually - thinking about it - I wonder whether female MPs have on average seen more action than the average male MP?
    An old friend of mine told me, the other day, that he’s slept with 8 women. EIGHT

    SINGLE FIGURES

    He’s 57 so it’s about one a decade. Lol
    "Joey, have you ever seen a grown man naked?" :lol:
  • rcs1000rcs1000 Posts: 41,503
    Farooq said:

    FPT, because I don't want my genuine apology to be lost in the scum end of an old thread

    Ever wonder what that Nick 'tuition fee' Clegg did all day these days?

    https://twitter.com/carolecadwalla/status/1453809758616567809

    I would like to apologise unreservedly. Not for any offence caused (that's always intentional), but for voting for Nick fucking Clegg.

    You know, I'd have voted for Clegg if I'd realised he was smart enough to land a multimillion dollar a year job at Facebook.
  • LeonLeon Posts: 12,861
    edited October 28
    Farooq said:

    Leon said:

    Stocky said:

    ydoethur said:

    Stocky said:

    ydoethur said:

    Farooq said:

    FPT, because I don't want my genuine apology to be lost in the scum end of an old thread

    Ever wonder what that Nick 'tuition fee' Clegg did all day these days?

    https://twitter.com/carolecadwalla/status/1453809758616567809

    I would like to apologise unreservedly. Not for any offence caused (that's always intentional), but for voting for Nick fucking Clegg.

    'Nick Clegg the Fucker,' shurely?

    Remembering his famous 'not more than 30' comment.
    "No more than 30 ... it's a lot less than that". Honest but not exceptional surely?
    Speak for yourself, Stocky!
    Ahem. Hangs head in shame.

    I guess 30 may be exceptional for a dorky politician? Actually - thinking about it - I wonder whether female MPs have on average seen more action than the average male MP?
    An old friend of mine told me, the other day, that he’s slept with 8 women. EIGHT

    SINGLE FIGURES

    He’s 57 so it’s about one a decade. Lol
    There's some kind of Laffer curve here that can be drawn and I reckon 8 is closer to the ideal than, say, 28.
    I know someone who has easily gone into triple figures and I think at that point it's less achievement and more symptom. He's not happy and never has been.
    I’m well over 280. Is that pathological? I don’t think so. I like sex and I can get it, and when I can’t get, I’m prepared to pay for it

    Am I happy? No, not really. Am I unhappy? No, not that either. I’m alive

    And when it comes to my deathbed I think I shall be glad I’m at the 280 end of the spectrum rather than 8. I’ve lived and loved and laughed and left, as James Joyce rightly said
  • FarooqFarooq Posts: 2,142
    Stocky said:

    Farooq said:

    Leon said:

    Stocky said:

    ydoethur said:

    Stocky said:

    ydoethur said:

    Farooq said:

    FPT, because I don't want my genuine apology to be lost in the scum end of an old thread

    Ever wonder what that Nick 'tuition fee' Clegg did all day these days?

    https://twitter.com/carolecadwalla/status/1453809758616567809

    I would like to apologise unreservedly. Not for any offence caused (that's always intentional), but for voting for Nick fucking Clegg.

    'Nick Clegg the Fucker,' shurely?

    Remembering his famous 'not more than 30' comment.
    "No more than 30 ... it's a lot less than that". Honest but not exceptional surely?
    Speak for yourself, Stocky!
    Ahem. Hangs head in shame.

    I guess 30 may be exceptional for a dorky politician? Actually - thinking about it - I wonder whether female MPs have on average seen more action than the average male MP?
    An old friend of mine told me, the other day, that he’s slept with 8 women. EIGHT

    SINGLE FIGURES

    He’s 57 so it’s about one a decade. Lol
    There's some kind of Laffer curve here that can be drawn and I reckon 8 is closer to the ideal than, say, 28.
    I know someone who has easily gone into triple figures and I think at that point it's less achievement and more symptom. He's not happy and never has been.
    "8 is closer to the ideal than, say, 28"

    That's the most ridiculous post I've ever read.
    Wait a bit, I can surely top it if you give me time.
  • GallowgateGallowgate Posts: 16,839
    Foxy said:

    Farooq said:

    Leon said:

    Stocky said:

    ydoethur said:

    Stocky said:

    ydoethur said:

    Farooq said:

    FPT, because I don't want my genuine apology to be lost in the scum end of an old thread

    Ever wonder what that Nick 'tuition fee' Clegg did all day these days?

    https://twitter.com/carolecadwalla/status/1453809758616567809

    I would like to apologise unreservedly. Not for any offence caused (that's always intentional), but for voting for Nick fucking Clegg.

    'Nick Clegg the Fucker,' shurely?

    Remembering his famous 'not more than 30' comment.
    "No more than 30 ... it's a lot less than that". Honest but not exceptional surely?
    Speak for yourself, Stocky!
    Ahem. Hangs head in shame.

    I guess 30 may be exceptional for a dorky politician? Actually - thinking about it - I wonder whether female MPs have on average seen more action than the average male MP?
    An old friend of mine told me, the other day, that he’s slept with 8 women. EIGHT

    SINGLE FIGURES

    He’s 57 so it’s about one a decade. Lol
    There's some kind of Laffer curve here that can be drawn and I reckon 8 is closer to the ideal than, say, 28.
    I know someone who has easily gone into triple figures and I think at that point it's less achievement and more symptom. He's not happy and never has been.
    A wise man once said "it is better for the soul to visit one cathedral 50 times than 50 cathedrals once"
    It'd get boring after the first 10 times I reckon
  • LeonLeon Posts: 12,861
    Farooq said:

    Stocky said:

    Farooq said:

    Leon said:

    Stocky said:

    ydoethur said:

    Stocky said:

    ydoethur said:

    Farooq said:

    FPT, because I don't want my genuine apology to be lost in the scum end of an old thread

    Ever wonder what that Nick 'tuition fee' Clegg did all day these days?

    https://twitter.com/carolecadwalla/status/1453809758616567809

    I would like to apologise unreservedly. Not for any offence caused (that's always intentional), but for voting for Nick fucking Clegg.

    'Nick Clegg the Fucker,' shurely?

    Remembering his famous 'not more than 30' comment.
    "No more than 30 ... it's a lot less than that". Honest but not exceptional surely?
    Speak for yourself, Stocky!
    Ahem. Hangs head in shame.

    I guess 30 may be exceptional for a dorky politician? Actually - thinking about it - I wonder whether female MPs have on average seen more action than the average male MP?
    An old friend of mine told me, the other day, that he’s slept with 8 women. EIGHT

    SINGLE FIGURES

    He’s 57 so it’s about one a decade. Lol
    There's some kind of Laffer curve here that can be drawn and I reckon 8 is closer to the ideal than, say, 28.
    I know someone who has easily gone into triple figures and I think at that point it's less achievement and more symptom. He's not happy and never has been.
    "8 is closer to the ideal than, say, 28"

    That's the most ridiculous post I've ever read.
    Wait a bit, I can surely top it if you give me time.
    I doubt it. Claiming there is an ‘ideal number of lifetime sexual partners’ is quite something, even by PB standards of post-lagershed surreality, especially when you added the rider ‘it is close to 8’
  • LeonLeon Posts: 12,861
    Foxy said:

    Farooq said:

    Leon said:

    Stocky said:

    ydoethur said:

    Stocky said:

    ydoethur said:

    Farooq said:

    FPT, because I don't want my genuine apology to be lost in the scum end of an old thread

    Ever wonder what that Nick 'tuition fee' Clegg did all day these days?

    https://twitter.com/carolecadwalla/status/1453809758616567809

    I would like to apologise unreservedly. Not for any offence caused (that's always intentional), but for voting for Nick fucking Clegg.

    'Nick Clegg the Fucker,' shurely?

    Remembering his famous 'not more than 30' comment.
    "No more than 30 ... it's a lot less than that". Honest but not exceptional surely?
    Speak for yourself, Stocky!
    Ahem. Hangs head in shame.

    I guess 30 may be exceptional for a dorky politician? Actually - thinking about it - I wonder whether female MPs have on average seen more action than the average male MP?
    An old friend of mine told me, the other day, that he’s slept with 8 women. EIGHT

    SINGLE FIGURES

    He’s 57 so it’s about one a decade. Lol
    There's some kind of Laffer curve here that can be drawn and I reckon 8 is closer to the ideal than, say, 28.
    I know someone who has easily gone into triple figures and I think at that point it's less achievement and more symptom. He's not happy and never has been.
    A wise man once said "it is better for the soul to visit one cathedral 50 times than 50 cathedrals once"
    Depends on the width of the nave
  • Sunil_PrasannanSunil_Prasannan Posts: 38,585
    Leon said:

    Farooq said:

    Leon said:

    Stocky said:

    ydoethur said:

    Stocky said:

    ydoethur said:

    Farooq said:

    FPT, because I don't want my genuine apology to be lost in the scum end of an old thread

    Ever wonder what that Nick 'tuition fee' Clegg did all day these days?

    https://twitter.com/carolecadwalla/status/1453809758616567809

    I would like to apologise unreservedly. Not for any offence caused (that's always intentional), but for voting for Nick fucking Clegg.

    'Nick Clegg the Fucker,' shurely?

    Remembering his famous 'not more than 30' comment.
    "No more than 30 ... it's a lot less than that". Honest but not exceptional surely?
    Speak for yourself, Stocky!
    Ahem. Hangs head in shame.

    I guess 30 may be exceptional for a dorky politician? Actually - thinking about it - I wonder whether female MPs have on average seen more action than the average male MP?
    An old friend of mine told me, the other day, that he’s slept with 8 women. EIGHT

    SINGLE FIGURES

    He’s 57 so it’s about one a decade. Lol
    There's some kind of Laffer curve here that can be drawn and I reckon 8 is closer to the ideal than, say, 28.
    I know someone who has easily gone into triple figures and I think at that point it's less achievement and more symptom. He's not happy and never has been.
    I’m well over 280.
    'Course you are, Leon. 'Course you are!
  • dixiedeandixiedean Posts: 15,403

    This is Britain Elects write up on tonight's locals including Carlisle

    https://twitter.com/BritainElects/status/1453793878142750720?t=m_dEjp937e086ioUMKXPtw&s=19

    Great write-up there on Bromley Cross from a bloke who knows the area well.
    One of the poshest places in Lancashire.
  • StockyStocky Posts: 7,025
    kjh said:

    Leon said:

    Stocky said:

    ydoethur said:

    Stocky said:

    ydoethur said:

    Farooq said:

    FPT, because I don't want my genuine apology to be lost in the scum end of an old thread

    Ever wonder what that Nick 'tuition fee' Clegg did all day these days?

    https://twitter.com/carolecadwalla/status/1453809758616567809

    I would like to apologise unreservedly. Not for any offence caused (that's always intentional), but for voting for Nick fucking Clegg.

    'Nick Clegg the Fucker,' shurely?

    Remembering his famous 'not more than 30' comment.
    "No more than 30 ... it's a lot less than that". Honest but not exceptional surely?
    Speak for yourself, Stocky!
    Ahem. Hangs head in shame.

    I guess 30 may be exceptional for a dorky politician? Actually - thinking about it - I wonder whether female MPs have on average seen more action than the average male MP?
    An old friend of mine told me, the other day, that he’s slept with 8 women. EIGHT

    SINGLE FIGURES

    He’s 57 so it’s about one a decade. Lol
    Most of us stop accumulating once we get married.
    True. It's that and the pandemic that really slows one down.
  • rcs1000rcs1000 Posts: 41,503
    Comic of the day:


  • StockyStocky Posts: 7,025

    Leon said:

    Farooq said:

    Leon said:

    Stocky said:

    ydoethur said:

    Stocky said:

    ydoethur said:

    Farooq said:

    FPT, because I don't want my genuine apology to be lost in the scum end of an old thread

    Ever wonder what that Nick 'tuition fee' Clegg did all day these days?

    https://twitter.com/carolecadwalla/status/1453809758616567809

    I would like to apologise unreservedly. Not for any offence caused (that's always intentional), but for voting for Nick fucking Clegg.

    'Nick Clegg the Fucker,' shurely?

    Remembering his famous 'not more than 30' comment.
    "No more than 30 ... it's a lot less than that". Honest but not exceptional surely?
    Speak for yourself, Stocky!
    Ahem. Hangs head in shame.

    I guess 30 may be exceptional for a dorky politician? Actually - thinking about it - I wonder whether female MPs have on average seen more action than the average male MP?
    An old friend of mine told me, the other day, that he’s slept with 8 women. EIGHT

    SINGLE FIGURES

    He’s 57 so it’s about one a decade. Lol
    There's some kind of Laffer curve here that can be drawn and I reckon 8 is closer to the ideal than, say, 28.
    I know someone who has easily gone into triple figures and I think at that point it's less achievement and more symptom. He's not happy and never has been.
    I’m well over 280.
    'Course you are, Leon. 'Course you are!
    You'd think he'd chuck you one!
  • GallowgateGallowgate Posts: 16,839
    Stocky said:

    kjh said:

    Leon said:

    Stocky said:

    ydoethur said:

    Stocky said:

    ydoethur said:

    Farooq said:

    FPT, because I don't want my genuine apology to be lost in the scum end of an old thread

    Ever wonder what that Nick 'tuition fee' Clegg did all day these days?

    https://twitter.com/carolecadwalla/status/1453809758616567809

    I would like to apologise unreservedly. Not for any offence caused (that's always intentional), but for voting for Nick fucking Clegg.

    'Nick Clegg the Fucker,' shurely?

    Remembering his famous 'not more than 30' comment.
    "No more than 30 ... it's a lot less than that". Honest but not exceptional surely?
    Speak for yourself, Stocky!
    Ahem. Hangs head in shame.

    I guess 30 may be exceptional for a dorky politician? Actually - thinking about it - I wonder whether female MPs have on average seen more action than the average male MP?
    An old friend of mine told me, the other day, that he’s slept with 8 women. EIGHT

    SINGLE FIGURES

    He’s 57 so it’s about one a decade. Lol
    Most of us stop accumulating once we get married.
    True. It's that and the pandemic that really slows one down.
    I met my current girlfriend on Tinder during lockdown 1. It's a great story.
  • StockyStocky Posts: 7,025

    Stocky said:

    kjh said:

    Leon said:

    Stocky said:

    ydoethur said:

    Stocky said:

    ydoethur said:

    Farooq said:

    FPT, because I don't want my genuine apology to be lost in the scum end of an old thread

    Ever wonder what that Nick 'tuition fee' Clegg did all day these days?

    https://twitter.com/carolecadwalla/status/1453809758616567809

    I would like to apologise unreservedly. Not for any offence caused (that's always intentional), but for voting for Nick fucking Clegg.

    'Nick Clegg the Fucker,' shurely?

    Remembering his famous 'not more than 30' comment.
    "No more than 30 ... it's a lot less than that". Honest but not exceptional surely?
    Speak for yourself, Stocky!
    Ahem. Hangs head in shame.

    I guess 30 may be exceptional for a dorky politician? Actually - thinking about it - I wonder whether female MPs have on average seen more action than the average male MP?
    An old friend of mine told me, the other day, that he’s slept with 8 women. EIGHT

    SINGLE FIGURES

    He’s 57 so it’s about one a decade. Lol
    Most of us stop accumulating once we get married.
    True. It's that and the pandemic that really slows one down.
    I met my current girlfriend on Tinder during lockdown 1. It's a great story.
    I'm so out of touch. Is that the one where you swipe left or right?
  • FarooqFarooq Posts: 2,142
    edited October 28
    Leon said:

    Farooq said:

    Leon said:

    Stocky said:

    ydoethur said:

    Stocky said:

    ydoethur said:

    Farooq said:

    FPT, because I don't want my genuine apology to be lost in the scum end of an old thread

    Ever wonder what that Nick 'tuition fee' Clegg did all day these days?

    https://twitter.com/carolecadwalla/status/1453809758616567809

    I would like to apologise unreservedly. Not for any offence caused (that's always intentional), but for voting for Nick fucking Clegg.

    'Nick Clegg the Fucker,' shurely?

    Remembering his famous 'not more than 30' comment.
    "No more than 30 ... it's a lot less than that". Honest but not exceptional surely?
    Speak for yourself, Stocky!
    Ahem. Hangs head in shame.

    I guess 30 may be exceptional for a dorky politician? Actually - thinking about it - I wonder whether female MPs have on average seen more action than the average male MP?
    An old friend of mine told me, the other day, that he’s slept with 8 women. EIGHT

    SINGLE FIGURES

    He’s 57 so it’s about one a decade. Lol
    There's some kind of Laffer curve here that can be drawn and I reckon 8 is closer to the ideal than, say, 28.
    I know someone who has easily gone into triple figures and I think at that point it's less achievement and more symptom. He's not happy and never has been.
    I’m well over 280. Is that pathological? I don’t think so. I like sex and I can get it, and when I can’t get, I’m prepared to pay for it

    Am I happy? No, not really. Am I unhappy? No, not that either. I’m alive

    And when it comes to my deathbed I think I shall be glad I’m at the 280 end of the spectrum rather than 8. I’ve lived and loved and laughed and left, as James Joyce rightly said
    Well, horses for courses I suppose.
    I just think about Those Whom I Never But Wish I Had, versus Those Whom I Did But Wish I Hadn't, and... the numbers are about the same.
  • HYUFDHYUFD Posts: 90,376
    Stocky said:

    ydoethur said:

    Stocky said:

    ydoethur said:

    Farooq said:

    FPT, because I don't want my genuine apology to be lost in the scum end of an old thread

    Ever wonder what that Nick 'tuition fee' Clegg did all day these days?

    https://twitter.com/carolecadwalla/status/1453809758616567809

    I would like to apologise unreservedly. Not for any offence caused (that's always intentional), but for voting for Nick fucking Clegg.

    'Nick Clegg the Fucker,' shurely?

    Remembering his famous 'not more than 30' comment.
    "No more than 30 ... it's a lot less than that". Honest but not exceptional surely?
    Speak for yourself, Stocky!
    Ahem. Hangs head in shame.

    I guess 30 may be exceptional for a dorky politician? Actually - thinking about it - I wonder whether female MPs have on average seen more action than the average male MP?
    30 is well above average, the average man has had 8 sexual partners and the average woman 7.
    https://www.mindbodygreen.com/articles/the-ideal-number-of-sexual-partners-for-men-women#:~:text=A 2017 survey of 2,180,average of 7 sexual partners.

    Of course the more religious will only have had one, their spouse and some will have chosen not to have any eg Ann Widdecombe
  • LeonLeon Posts: 12,861

    Leon said:

    Stocky said:

    ydoethur said:

    Stocky said:

    ydoethur said:

    Farooq said:

    FPT, because I don't want my genuine apology to be lost in the scum end of an old thread

    Ever wonder what that Nick 'tuition fee' Clegg did all day these days?

    https://twitter.com/carolecadwalla/status/1453809758616567809

    I would like to apologise unreservedly. Not for any offence caused (that's always intentional), but for voting for Nick fucking Clegg.

    'Nick Clegg the Fucker,' shurely?

    Remembering his famous 'not more than 30' comment.
    "No more than 30 ... it's a lot less than that". Honest but not exceptional surely?
    Speak for yourself, Stocky!
    Ahem. Hangs head in shame.

    I guess 30 may be exceptional for a dorky politician? Actually - thinking about it - I wonder whether female MPs have on average seen more action than the average male MP?
    An old friend of mine told me, the other day, that he’s slept with 8 women. EIGHT

    SINGLE FIGURES

    He’s 57 so it’s about one a decade. Lol
    I've slept with three women. Started a long term relationship at university. Started my current relationship about a year after the end of the previous one.

    I suppose that number would be higher if I hadn't had two long-term relationships. I've no wish for my current marriage to come to an end just so I can boost that number.
    That’s fair. I was being provocative in my earlier comment, and I do actually envy my happily married friends with low run rates (there aren’t many of them, but they exist)

    But I wouldn’t be happy - personally - knowing so little about sex and women, and you can only discover this stuff by doing it. With actual women. Or men. Or whoever rocks your coracle

    It’s like travel. You can be perfectly happy living in the same village all your life. Plenty of people are made that way. Others aren’t. And once you scratch the itch of wanderlust….
  • RobDRobD Posts: 55,634

    I refuse to believe anyone on PB (apart from myself) has had sex with an actual lady.

    Are you referring to dame commanders and the like? If so, then probably right.
  • StockyStocky Posts: 7,025
    HYUFD said:

    Stocky said:

    ydoethur said:

    Stocky said:

    ydoethur said:

    Farooq said:

    FPT, because I don't want my genuine apology to be lost in the scum end of an old thread

    Ever wonder what that Nick 'tuition fee' Clegg did all day these days?

    https://twitter.com/carolecadwalla/status/1453809758616567809

    I would like to apologise unreservedly. Not for any offence caused (that's always intentional), but for voting for Nick fucking Clegg.

    'Nick Clegg the Fucker,' shurely?

    Remembering his famous 'not more than 30' comment.
    "No more than 30 ... it's a lot less than that". Honest but not exceptional surely?
    Speak for yourself, Stocky!
    Ahem. Hangs head in shame.

    I guess 30 may be exceptional for a dorky politician? Actually - thinking about it - I wonder whether female MPs have on average seen more action than the average male MP?
    30 is well above average, the average man has had 8 sexual partners and the average woman 7.
    https://www.mindbodygreen.com/articles/the-ideal-number-of-sexual-partners-for-men-women#:~:text=A 2017 survey of 2,180,average of 7 sexual partners.

    Of course the more religious will only have had one, their spouse and some will have chosen not to have any eg Ann Widdecombe
    Goodness me. Is there any random stat you haven't got your finger on?
  • FarooqFarooq Posts: 2,142
    Leon said:

    Farooq said:

    Stocky said:

    Farooq said:

    Leon said:

    Stocky said:

    ydoethur said:

    Stocky said:

    ydoethur said:

    Farooq said:

    FPT, because I don't want my genuine apology to be lost in the scum end of an old thread

    Ever wonder what that Nick 'tuition fee' Clegg did all day these days?

    https://twitter.com/carolecadwalla/status/1453809758616567809

    I would like to apologise unreservedly. Not for any offence caused (that's always intentional), but for voting for Nick fucking Clegg.

    'Nick Clegg the Fucker,' shurely?

    Remembering his famous 'not more than 30' comment.
    "No more than 30 ... it's a lot less than that". Honest but not exceptional surely?
    Speak for yourself, Stocky!
    Ahem. Hangs head in shame.

    I guess 30 may be exceptional for a dorky politician? Actually - thinking about it - I wonder whether female MPs have on average seen more action than the average male MP?
    An old friend of mine told me, the other day, that he’s slept with 8 women. EIGHT

    SINGLE FIGURES

    He’s 57 so it’s about one a decade. Lol
    There's some kind of Laffer curve here that can be drawn and I reckon 8 is closer to the ideal than, say, 28.
    I know someone who has easily gone into triple figures and I think at that point it's less achievement and more symptom. He's not happy and never has been.
    "8 is closer to the ideal than, say, 28"

    That's the most ridiculous post I've ever read.
    Wait a bit, I can surely top it if you give me time.
    I doubt it. Claiming there is an ‘ideal number of lifetime sexual partners’ is quite something, even by PB standards of post-lagershed surreality, especially when you added the rider ‘it is close to 8’
    You wouldn't say such things to me if you knew how much I valued your opinion
  • StockyStocky Posts: 7,025
    edited October 28
    HYUFD said:

    Stocky said:

    ydoethur said:

    Stocky said:

    ydoethur said:

    Farooq said:

    FPT, because I don't want my genuine apology to be lost in the scum end of an old thread

    Ever wonder what that Nick 'tuition fee' Clegg did all day these days?

    https://twitter.com/carolecadwalla/status/1453809758616567809

    I would like to apologise unreservedly. Not for any offence caused (that's always intentional), but for voting for Nick fucking Clegg.

    'Nick Clegg the Fucker,' shurely?

    Remembering his famous 'not more than 30' comment.
    "No more than 30 ... it's a lot less than that". Honest but not exceptional surely?
    Speak for yourself, Stocky!
    Ahem. Hangs head in shame.

    I guess 30 may be exceptional for a dorky politician? Actually - thinking about it - I wonder whether female MPs have on average seen more action than the average male MP?
    30 is well above average, the average man has had 8 sexual partners and the average woman 7.
    https://www.mindbodygreen.com/articles/the-ideal-number-of-sexual-partners-for-men-women#:~:text=A 2017 survey of 2,180,average of 7 sexual partners.

    Of course the more religious will only have had one, their spouse and some will have chosen not to have any eg Ann Widdecombe
    Wonder what the median is, given that Leon has shoved the mean up to 8 all by himself?
  • SelebianSelebian Posts: 2,806
    Leon said:

    Farooq said:

    Leon said:

    Stocky said:

    ydoethur said:

    Stocky said:

    ydoethur said:

    Farooq said:

    FPT, because I don't want my genuine apology to be lost in the scum end of an old thread

    Ever wonder what that Nick 'tuition fee' Clegg did all day these days?

    https://twitter.com/carolecadwalla/status/1453809758616567809

    I would like to apologise unreservedly. Not for any offence caused (that's always intentional), but for voting for Nick fucking Clegg.

    'Nick Clegg the Fucker,' shurely?

    Remembering his famous 'not more than 30' comment.
    "No more than 30 ... it's a lot less than that". Honest but not exceptional surely?
    Speak for yourself, Stocky!
    Ahem. Hangs head in shame.

    I guess 30 may be exceptional for a dorky politician? Actually - thinking about it - I wonder whether female MPs have on average seen more action than the average male MP?
    An old friend of mine told me, the other day, that he’s slept with 8 women. EIGHT

    SINGLE FIGURES

    He’s 57 so it’s about one a decade. Lol
    There's some kind of Laffer curve here that can be drawn and I reckon 8 is closer to the ideal than, say, 28.
    I know someone who has easily gone into triple figures and I think at that point it's less achievement and more symptom. He's not happy and never has been.
    I’m well over 280. Is that pathological? I don’t think so. I like sex and I can get it, and when I can’t get, I’m prepared to pay for it

    Am I happy? No, not really. Am I unhappy? No, not that either. I’m alive

    And when it comes to my deathbed I think I shall be glad I’m at the 280 end of the spectrum rather than 8. I’ve lived and loved and laughed and left, as James Joyce rightly said
    That's a fairly precise "well over" - are you a notches on the bed post kind of guy.

    I'm high single figures and it still took me some thought to work out the number (much of my twenties was in a uni relationship, then four years after that ended I met my wife).

    For two of the happiest of my male friends the figure is, to the best of my knowledge, 1 (school and university sweethearts respectively) .

    Still, life would be dull if we were all the same. If 280+ works for you then good luck to you.
  • HYUFDHYUFD Posts: 90,376
    Farooq said:

    FPT, because I don't want my genuine apology to be lost in the scum end of an old thread

    Ever wonder what that Nick 'tuition fee' Clegg did all day these days?

    https://twitter.com/carolecadwalla/status/1453809758616567809

    I would like to apologise unreservedly. Not for any offence caused (that's always intentional), but for voting for Nick fucking Clegg.

    Clegg of course the only peacetime LD leader since Lloyd George to end up in government and now likely to have had a say in the rebranding of one of the biggest corporations in the world, Facebook, to Meta as their VP of Global Affairs.

    Plus earning an alleged $2 million a year and supposedly quite the magnet for women in his youth.

    I am sure it makes up for losing his seat and leaving his party in the doldrums in 2015
  • GallowgateGallowgate Posts: 16,839
    I had forgotten Nick Clegg existed and now my life is immeasurably worse having remembered.
  • HYUFDHYUFD Posts: 90,376
    edited October 28
    Stocky said:

    HYUFD said:

    Stocky said:

    ydoethur said:

    Stocky said:

    ydoethur said:

    Farooq said:

    FPT, because I don't want my genuine apology to be lost in the scum end of an old thread

    Ever wonder what that Nick 'tuition fee' Clegg did all day these days?

    https://twitter.com/carolecadwalla/status/1453809758616567809

    I would like to apologise unreservedly. Not for any offence caused (that's always intentional), but for voting for Nick fucking Clegg.

    'Nick Clegg the Fucker,' shurely?

    Remembering his famous 'not more than 30' comment.
    "No more than 30 ... it's a lot less than that". Honest but not exceptional surely?
    Speak for yourself, Stocky!
    Ahem. Hangs head in shame.

    I guess 30 may be exceptional for a dorky politician? Actually - thinking about it - I wonder whether female MPs have on average seen more action than the average male MP?
    30 is well above average, the average man has had 8 sexual partners and the average woman 7.
    https://www.mindbodygreen.com/articles/the-ideal-number-of-sexual-partners-for-men-women#:~:text=A 2017 survey of 2,180,average of 7 sexual partners.

    Of course the more religious will only have had one, their spouse and some will have chosen not to have any eg Ann Widdecombe
    Wonder what the median is, given that Leon has shoved the mean up to 8 all by himself?
    Unfortunately we cannot all be high earning novellists and travel writers working in exotic locales and travelling first class and ravishing young maidens
  • Sunil_PrasannanSunil_Prasannan Posts: 38,585
    Stocky said:

    Leon said:

    Farooq said:

    Leon said:

    Stocky said:

    ydoethur said:

    Stocky said:

    ydoethur said:

    Farooq said:

    FPT, because I don't want my genuine apology to be lost in the scum end of an old thread

    Ever wonder what that Nick 'tuition fee' Clegg did all day these days?

    https://twitter.com/carolecadwalla/status/1453809758616567809

    I would like to apologise unreservedly. Not for any offence caused (that's always intentional), but for voting for Nick fucking Clegg.

    'Nick Clegg the Fucker,' shurely?

    Remembering his famous 'not more than 30' comment.
    "No more than 30 ... it's a lot less than that". Honest but not exceptional surely?
    Speak for yourself, Stocky!
    Ahem. Hangs head in shame.

    I guess 30 may be exceptional for a dorky politician? Actually - thinking about it - I wonder whether female MPs have on average seen more action than the average male MP?
    An old friend of mine told me, the other day, that he’s slept with 8 women. EIGHT

    SINGLE FIGURES

    He’s 57 so it’s about one a decade. Lol
    There's some kind of Laffer curve here that can be drawn and I reckon 8 is closer to the ideal than, say, 28.
    I know someone who has easily gone into triple figures and I think at that point it's less achievement and more symptom. He's not happy and never has been.
    I’m well over 280.
    'Course you are, Leon. 'Course you are!
    You'd think he'd chuck you one!
    No need :)
  • kjhkjh Posts: 4,437

    Leon said:

    Farooq said:

    Leon said:

    Stocky said:

    ydoethur said:

    Stocky said:

    ydoethur said:

    Farooq said:

    FPT, because I don't want my genuine apology to be lost in the scum end of an old thread

    Ever wonder what that Nick 'tuition fee' Clegg did all day these days?

    https://twitter.com/carolecadwalla/status/1453809758616567809

    I would like to apologise unreservedly. Not for any offence caused (that's always intentional), but for voting for Nick fucking Clegg.

    'Nick Clegg the Fucker,' shurely?

    Remembering his famous 'not more than 30' comment.
    "No more than 30 ... it's a lot less than that". Honest but not exceptional surely?
    Speak for yourself, Stocky!
    Ahem. Hangs head in shame.

    I guess 30 may be exceptional for a dorky politician? Actually - thinking about it - I wonder whether female MPs have on average seen more action than the average male MP?
    An old friend of mine told me, the other day, that he’s slept with 8 women. EIGHT

    SINGLE FIGURES

    He’s 57 so it’s about one a decade. Lol
    There's some kind of Laffer curve here that can be drawn and I reckon 8 is closer to the ideal than, say, 28.
    I know someone who has easily gone into triple figures and I think at that point it's less achievement and more symptom. He's not happy and never has been.
    I’m well over 280.
    'Course you are, Leon. 'Course you are!
    What I want to know is how you can know when you are at that number unless you are literally putting notches on the bed post.
  • GallowgateGallowgate Posts: 16,839
    HYUFD said:

    Stocky said:

    HYUFD said:

    Stocky said:

    ydoethur said:

    Stocky said:

    ydoethur said:

    Farooq said:

    FPT, because I don't want my genuine apology to be lost in the scum end of an old thread

    Ever wonder what that Nick 'tuition fee' Clegg did all day these days?

    https://twitter.com/carolecadwalla/status/1453809758616567809

    I would like to apologise unreservedly. Not for any offence caused (that's always intentional), but for voting for Nick fucking Clegg.

    'Nick Clegg the Fucker,' shurely?

    Remembering his famous 'not more than 30' comment.
    "No more than 30 ... it's a lot less than that". Honest but not exceptional surely?
    Speak for yourself, Stocky!
    Ahem. Hangs head in shame.

    I guess 30 may be exceptional for a dorky politician? Actually - thinking about it - I wonder whether female MPs have on average seen more action than the average male MP?
    30 is well above average, the average man has had 8 sexual partners and the average woman 7.
    https://www.mindbodygreen.com/articles/the-ideal-number-of-sexual-partners-for-men-women#:~:text=A 2017 survey of 2,180,average of 7 sexual partners.

    Of course the more religious will only have had one, their spouse and some will have chosen not to have any eg Ann Widdecombe
    Wonder what the median is, given that Leon has shoved the mean up to 8 all by himself?
    Unfortunately we cannot all be high earning novellists and travel writers working in exotic locales and travelling first class and ravishing young maidens
    I thought Leon was a humble dildo knapper?
  • PulpstarPulpstar Posts: 68,402
    Leon said:

    Leon said:

    Stocky said:

    ydoethur said:

    Stocky said:

    ydoethur said:

    Farooq said:

    FPT, because I don't want my genuine apology to be lost in the scum end of an old thread

    Ever wonder what that Nick 'tuition fee' Clegg did all day these days?

    https://twitter.com/carolecadwalla/status/1453809758616567809

    I would like to apologise unreservedly. Not for any offence caused (that's always intentional), but for voting for Nick fucking Clegg.

    'Nick Clegg the Fucker,' shurely?

    Remembering his famous 'not more than 30' comment.
    "No more than 30 ... it's a lot less than that". Honest but not exceptional surely?
    Speak for yourself, Stocky!
    Ahem. Hangs head in shame.

    I guess 30 may be exceptional for a dorky politician? Actually - thinking about it - I wonder whether female MPs have on average seen more action than the average male MP?
    An old friend of mine told me, the other day, that he’s slept with 8 women. EIGHT

    SINGLE FIGURES

    He’s 57 so it’s about one a decade. Lol
    I've slept with three women. Started a long term relationship at university. Started my current relationship about a year after the end of the previous one.

    I suppose that number would be higher if I hadn't had two long-term relationships. I've no wish for my current marriage to come to an end just so I can boost that number.
    That’s fair. I was being provocative in my earlier comment, and I do actually envy my happily married friends with low run rates (there aren’t many of them, but they exist)

    But I wouldn’t be happy - personally - knowing so little about sex and women, and you can only discover this stuff by doing it. With actual women. Or men. Or whoever rocks your coracle

    It’s like travel. You can be perfectly happy living in the same village all your life. Plenty of people are made that way. Others aren’t. And once you scratch the itch of wanderlust….
    politicalrutting.com ?
  • SelebianSelebian Posts: 2,806
    HYUFD said:

    Stocky said:

    ydoethur said:

    Stocky said:

    ydoethur said:

    Farooq said:

    FPT, because I don't want my genuine apology to be lost in the scum end of an old thread

    Ever wonder what that Nick 'tuition fee' Clegg did all day these days?

    https://twitter.com/carolecadwalla/status/1453809758616567809

    I would like to apologise unreservedly. Not for any offence caused (that's always intentional), but for voting for Nick fucking Clegg.

    'Nick Clegg the Fucker,' shurely?

    Remembering his famous 'not more than 30' comment.
    "No more than 30 ... it's a lot less than that". Honest but not exceptional surely?
    Speak for yourself, Stocky!
    Ahem. Hangs head in shame.

    I guess 30 may be exceptional for a dorky politician? Actually - thinking about it - I wonder whether female MPs have on average seen more action than the average male MP?
    30 is well above average, the average man has had 8 sexual partners and the average woman 7.
    https://www.mindbodygreen.com/articles/the-ideal-number-of-sexual-partners-for-men-women#:~:text=A 2017 survey of 2,180,average of 7 sexual partners.

    Of course the more religious will only have had one, their spouse and some will have chosen not to have any eg Ann Widdecombe
    Is it me or does the maths of men having more than women not add up (particularly given there are more men than women). Male exaggeration at play?
  • StockyStocky Posts: 7,025

    Stocky said:

    Leon said:

    Farooq said:

    Leon said:

    Stocky said:

    ydoethur said:

    Stocky said:

    ydoethur said:

    Farooq said:

    FPT, because I don't want my genuine apology to be lost in the scum end of an old thread

    Ever wonder what that Nick 'tuition fee' Clegg did all day these days?

    https://twitter.com/carolecadwalla/status/1453809758616567809

    I would like to apologise unreservedly. Not for any offence caused (that's always intentional), but for voting for Nick fucking Clegg.

    'Nick Clegg the Fucker,' shurely?

    Remembering his famous 'not more than 30' comment.
    "No more than 30 ... it's a lot less than that". Honest but not exceptional surely?
    Speak for yourself, Stocky!
    Ahem. Hangs head in shame.

    I guess 30 may be exceptional for a dorky politician? Actually - thinking about it - I wonder whether female MPs have on average seen more action than the average male MP?
    An old friend of mine told me, the other day, that he’s slept with 8 women. EIGHT

    SINGLE FIGURES

    He’s 57 so it’s about one a decade. Lol
    There's some kind of Laffer curve here that can be drawn and I reckon 8 is closer to the ideal than, say, 28.
    I know someone who has easily gone into triple figures and I think at that point it's less achievement and more symptom. He's not happy and never has been.
    I’m well over 280.
    'Course you are, Leon. 'Course you are!
    You'd think he'd chuck you one!
    No need :)
    Oh!
  • rcs1000rcs1000 Posts: 41,503
    Selebian said:

    HYUFD said:

    Stocky said:

    ydoethur said:

    Stocky said:

    ydoethur said:

    Farooq said:

    FPT, because I don't want my genuine apology to be lost in the scum end of an old thread

    Ever wonder what that Nick 'tuition fee' Clegg did all day these days?

    https://twitter.com/carolecadwalla/status/1453809758616567809

    I would like to apologise unreservedly. Not for any offence caused (that's always intentional), but for voting for Nick fucking Clegg.

    'Nick Clegg the Fucker,' shurely?

    Remembering his famous 'not more than 30' comment.
    "No more than 30 ... it's a lot less than that". Honest but not exceptional surely?
    Speak for yourself, Stocky!
    Ahem. Hangs head in shame.

    I guess 30 may be exceptional for a dorky politician? Actually - thinking about it - I wonder whether female MPs have on average seen more action than the average male MP?
    30 is well above average, the average man has had 8 sexual partners and the average woman 7.
    https://www.mindbodygreen.com/articles/the-ideal-number-of-sexual-partners-for-men-women#:~:text=A 2017 survey of 2,180,average of 7 sexual partners.

    Of course the more religious will only have had one, their spouse and some will have chosen not to have any eg Ann Widdecombe
    Is it me or does the maths of men having more than women not add up (particularly given there are more men than women). Male exaggeration at play?
    If there were a small number of women whose profession was sleeping with men, and they were undersampled (or indeed did not keep a good count), then that might also account for the difference.

    Also, I believe there are certain men who go to foreign places and have sex with women. Which might also skew the numbers.
  • FarooqFarooq Posts: 2,142
    Selebian said:

    Leon said:

    Farooq said:

    Leon said:

    Stocky said:

    ydoethur said:

    Stocky said:

    ydoethur said:

    Farooq said:

    FPT, because I don't want my genuine apology to be lost in the scum end of an old thread

    Ever wonder what that Nick 'tuition fee' Clegg did all day these days?

    https://twitter.com/carolecadwalla/status/1453809758616567809

    I would like to apologise unreservedly. Not for any offence caused (that's always intentional), but for voting for Nick fucking Clegg.

    'Nick Clegg the Fucker,' shurely?

    Remembering his famous 'not more than 30' comment.
    "No more than 30 ... it's a lot less than that". Honest but not exceptional surely?
    Speak for yourself, Stocky!
    Ahem. Hangs head in shame.

    I guess 30 may be exceptional for a dorky politician? Actually - thinking about it - I wonder whether female MPs have on average seen more action than the average male MP?
    An old friend of mine told me, the other day, that he’s slept with 8 women. EIGHT

    SINGLE FIGURES

    He’s 57 so it’s about one a decade. Lol
    There's some kind of Laffer curve here that can be drawn and I reckon 8 is closer to the ideal than, say, 28.
    I know someone who has easily gone into triple figures and I think at that point it's less achievement and more symptom. He's not happy and never has been.
    I’m well over 280. Is that pathological? I don’t think so. I like sex and I can get it, and when I can’t get, I’m prepared to pay for it

    Am I happy? No, not really. Am I unhappy? No, not that either. I’m alive

    And when it comes to my deathbed I think I shall be glad I’m at the 280 end of the spectrum rather than 8. I’ve lived and loved and laughed and left, as James Joyce rightly said
    That's a fairly precise "well over" - are you a notches on the bed post kind of guy.

    I'm high single figures and it still took me some thought to work out the number (much of my twenties was in a uni relationship, then four years after that ended I met my wife).

    For two of the happiest of my male friends the figure is, to the best of my knowledge, 1 (school and university sweethearts respectively) .

    Still, life would be dull if we were all the same. If 280+ works for you then good luck to you.
    To be fair I think he was riffing off the 28 I said, which I only said because it went rhetorically well with the 8 Leon mentioned and the "no more than 30" Clegg proclaimed.
  • noneoftheabovenoneoftheabove Posts: 11,963
    Stocky said:

    HYUFD said:

    Stocky said:

    ydoethur said:

    Stocky said:

    ydoethur said:

    Farooq said:

    FPT, because I don't want my genuine apology to be lost in the scum end of an old thread

    Ever wonder what that Nick 'tuition fee' Clegg did all day these days?

    https://twitter.com/carolecadwalla/status/1453809758616567809

    I would like to apologise unreservedly. Not for any offence caused (that's always intentional), but for voting for Nick fucking Clegg.

    'Nick Clegg the Fucker,' shurely?

    Remembering his famous 'not more than 30' comment.
    "No more than 30 ... it's a lot less than that". Honest but not exceptional surely?
    Speak for yourself, Stocky!
    Ahem. Hangs head in shame.

    I guess 30 may be exceptional for a dorky politician? Actually - thinking about it - I wonder whether female MPs have on average seen more action than the average male MP?
    30 is well above average, the average man has had 8 sexual partners and the average woman 7.
    https://www.mindbodygreen.com/articles/the-ideal-number-of-sexual-partners-for-men-women#:~:text=A 2017 survey of 2,180,average of 7 sexual partners.

    Of course the more religious will only have had one, their spouse and some will have chosen not to have any eg Ann Widdecombe
    Goodness me. Is there any random stat you haven't got your finger on?
    Of course he has the stats but presents even this one misleadingly!

    One of the sources for the 8 average is from millennials as at 2015, so when they were 25-35 depending on what definition they used. Lifetime will be a lot higher.
  • Sunil_PrasannanSunil_Prasannan Posts: 38,585
    Pulpstar said:

    Leon said:

    Leon said:

    Stocky said:

    ydoethur said:

    Stocky said:

    ydoethur said:

    Farooq said:

    FPT, because I don't want my genuine apology to be lost in the scum end of an old thread

    Ever wonder what that Nick 'tuition fee' Clegg did all day these days?

    https://twitter.com/carolecadwalla/status/1453809758616567809

    I would like to apologise unreservedly. Not for any offence caused (that's always intentional), but for voting for Nick fucking Clegg.

    'Nick Clegg the Fucker,' shurely?

    Remembering his famous 'not more than 30' comment.
    "No more than 30 ... it's a lot less than that". Honest but not exceptional surely?
    Speak for yourself, Stocky!
    Ahem. Hangs head in shame.

    I guess 30 may be exceptional for a dorky politician? Actually - thinking about it - I wonder whether female MPs have on average seen more action than the average male MP?
    An old friend of mine told me, the other day, that he’s slept with 8 women. EIGHT

    SINGLE FIGURES

    He’s 57 so it’s about one a decade. Lol
    I've slept with three women. Started a long term relationship at university. Started my current relationship about a year after the end of the previous one.

    I suppose that number would be higher if I hadn't had two long-term relationships. I've no wish for my current marriage to come to an end just so I can boost that number.
    That’s fair. I was being provocative in my earlier comment, and I do actually envy my happily married friends with low run rates (there aren’t many of them, but they exist)

    But I wouldn’t be happy - personally - knowing so little about sex and women, and you can only discover this stuff by doing it. With actual women. Or men. Or whoever rocks your coracle

    It’s like travel. You can be perfectly happy living in the same village all your life. Plenty of people are made that way. Others aren’t. And once you scratch the itch of wanderlust….
    politicalrutting.com ?
    politicalPetting.com
  • Sunil_PrasannanSunil_Prasannan Posts: 38,585
    Stocky said:

    Stocky said:

    Leon said:

    Farooq said:

    Leon said:

    Stocky said:

    ydoethur said:

    Stocky said:

    ydoethur said:

    Farooq said:

    FPT, because I don't want my genuine apology to be lost in the scum end of an old thread

    Ever wonder what that Nick 'tuition fee' Clegg did all day these days?

    https://twitter.com/carolecadwalla/status/1453809758616567809

    I would like to apologise unreservedly. Not for any offence caused (that's always intentional), but for voting for Nick fucking Clegg.

    'Nick Clegg the Fucker,' shurely?

    Remembering his famous 'not more than 30' comment.
    "No more than 30 ... it's a lot less than that". Honest but not exceptional surely?
    Speak for yourself, Stocky!
    Ahem. Hangs head in shame.

    I guess 30 may be exceptional for a dorky politician? Actually - thinking about it - I wonder whether female MPs have on average seen more action than the average male MP?
    An old friend of mine told me, the other day, that he’s slept with 8 women. EIGHT

    SINGLE FIGURES

    He’s 57 so it’s about one a decade. Lol
    There's some kind of Laffer curve here that can be drawn and I reckon 8 is closer to the ideal than, say, 28.
    I know someone who has easily gone into triple figures and I think at that point it's less achievement and more symptom. He's not happy and never has been.
    I’m well over 280.
    'Course you are, Leon. 'Course you are!
    You'd think he'd chuck you one!
    No need :)
    Oh!
    Contrary to popular belief, I have actually dated 4 ladies in my life.

    There. I. Said. It.
  • MattWMattW Posts: 10,742
    Leon said:

    Farooq said:

    FPT, because I don't want my genuine apology to be lost in the scum end of an old thread

    Ever wonder what that Nick 'tuition fee' Clegg did all day these days?

    https://twitter.com/carolecadwalla/status/1453809758616567809

    I would like to apologise unreservedly. Not for any offence caused (that's always intentional), but for voting for Nick fucking Clegg.

    How have the tech companies become these grotesque fucking gargoyles? Especially Facebook.

    Zuckerberg actually looks like a Bond villain now. This stiff, geeky, aspergery nerd who runs an evil empire that endangers the world. Like a ludicrous caricature, but true

    And then in the middle is Nick bloody Clegg?! How? Why?

    Also check out their PERFECTLY and identically furnished homes. A desert state Santa Fe aesthetic with hints of Nordic wordiness and an English hearth. The blue accents in Clegg’s home are so eerily on-point I wonder if it is all CGI and if they are all just avatars created by GPT3
    Link?

    Sounds off trend.
  • AlistairAlistair Posts: 21,319
    Iowa redrawingnthe congressional map to a 4-0 GOP clean sweep.
  • MexicanpeteMexicanpete Posts: 12,638
    .
    dixiedean said:

    This is Britain Elects write up on tonight's locals including Carlisle

    https://twitter.com/BritainElects/status/1453793878142750720?t=m_dEjp937e086ioUMKXPtw&s=19

    Great write-up there on Bromley Cross from a bloke who knows the area well.
    One of the poshest places in Lancashire.
    They even have a thriving Conservative Club in Bromley Cross... and I have crossed the threshold!
  • kjhkjh Posts: 4,437
    HYUFD said:

    Stocky said:

    HYUFD said:

    Stocky said:

    ydoethur said:

    Stocky said:

    ydoethur said:

    Farooq said:

    FPT, because I don't want my genuine apology to be lost in the scum end of an old thread

    Ever wonder what that Nick 'tuition fee' Clegg did all day these days?

    https://twitter.com/carolecadwalla/status/1453809758616567809

    I would like to apologise unreservedly. Not for any offence caused (that's always intentional), but for voting for Nick fucking Clegg.

    'Nick Clegg the Fucker,' shurely?

    Remembering his famous 'not more than 30' comment.
    "No more than 30 ... it's a lot less than that". Honest but not exceptional surely?
    Speak for yourself, Stocky!
    Ahem. Hangs head in shame.

    I guess 30 may be exceptional for a dorky politician? Actually - thinking about it - I wonder whether female MPs have on average seen more action than the average male MP?
    30 is well above average, the average man has had 8 sexual partners and the average woman 7.
    https://www.mindbodygreen.com/articles/the-ideal-number-of-sexual-partners-for-men-women#:~:text=A 2017 survey of 2,180,average of 7 sexual partners.

    Of course the more religious will only have had one, their spouse and some will have chosen not to have any eg Ann Widdecombe
    Wonder what the median is, given that Leon has shoved the mean up to 8 all by himself?
    Unfortunately we cannot all be high earning novellists and travel writers working in exotic locales and travelling first class and ravishing young maidens
    I think you are getting Leon mixed up with SeanT there.
  • IanB2IanB2 Posts: 36,477

    This is Britain Elects write up on tonight's locals including Carlisle

    https://twitter.com/BritainElects/status/1453793878142750720?t=m_dEjp937e086ioUMKXPtw&s=19

    Enough reasonable prospects for the Greens in that mix that if they are on the up you’d be looking for the potential upset…
  • stodgestodge Posts: 9,349
    kjh said:

    HYUFD said:


    Unfortunately we cannot all be high earning novellists and travel writers working in exotic locales and travelling first class and ravishing young maidens

    I think you are getting Leon mixed up with SeanT there.
    I get @Leon mixed up with Martin Day who used to post here many moons ago and who I have actually met in person - must have been a quiet night for him.
  • LeonLeon Posts: 12,861
    Selebian said:

    Leon said:

    Farooq said:

    Leon said:

    Stocky said:

    ydoethur said:

    Stocky said:

    ydoethur said:

    Farooq said:

    FPT, because I don't want my genuine apology to be lost in the scum end of an old thread

    Ever wonder what that Nick 'tuition fee' Clegg did all day these days?

    https://twitter.com/carolecadwalla/status/1453809758616567809

    I would like to apologise unreservedly. Not for any offence caused (that's always intentional), but for voting for Nick fucking Clegg.

    'Nick Clegg the Fucker,' shurely?

    Remembering his famous 'not more than 30' comment.
    "No more than 30 ... it's a lot less than that". Honest but not exceptional surely?
    Speak for yourself, Stocky!
    Ahem. Hangs head in shame.

    I guess 30 may be exceptional for a dorky politician? Actually - thinking about it - I wonder whether female MPs have on average seen more action than the average male MP?
    An old friend of mine told me, the other day, that he’s slept with 8 women. EIGHT

    SINGLE FIGURES

    He’s 57 so it’s about one a decade. Lol
    There's some kind of Laffer curve here that can be drawn and I reckon 8 is closer to the ideal than, say, 28.
    I know someone who has easily gone into triple figures and I think at that point it's less achievement and more symptom. He's not happy and never has been.
    I’m well over 280. Is that pathological? I don’t think so. I like sex and I can get it, and when I can’t get, I’m prepared to pay for it

    Am I happy? No, not really. Am I unhappy? No, not that either. I’m alive

    And when it comes to my deathbed I think I shall be glad I’m at the 280 end of the spectrum rather than 8. I’ve lived and loved and laughed and left, as James Joyce rightly said
    That's a fairly precise "well over" - are you a notches on the bed post kind of guy.

    I'm high single figures and it still took me some thought to work out the number (much of my twenties was in a uni relationship, then four years after that ended I met my wife).

    For two of the happiest of my male friends the figure is, to the best of my knowledge, 1 (school and university sweethearts respectively) .

    Still, life would be dull if we were all the same. If 280+ works for you then good luck to you.
    Isn’t every man a ‘notches on the bedpost kind of guy’? We all count, as that surprisingly wise article linked by HYUFD explains. It’s human to count. Women do it too. Perhaps even more assiduously, and they measure each other by this metric

    I sat down the other day and tried to work out my own notches. It’s a blur. But it is definitely over 300. How do I know this? Because I spent a decade whoring. And I never repeated. That’s 200 right there. 20 a year. Easily done

    And I have had at least 100 partners that were one night stands/flings/affairs/girlfriends/sex parties

    I don’t just knap flint dildos for money
  • SelebianSelebian Posts: 2,806
    rcs1000 said:

    Selebian said:

    HYUFD said:

    Stocky said:

    ydoethur said:

    Stocky said:

    ydoethur said:

    Farooq said:

    FPT, because I don't want my genuine apology to be lost in the scum end of an old thread

    Ever wonder what that Nick 'tuition fee' Clegg did all day these days?

    https://twitter.com/carolecadwalla/status/1453809758616567809

    I would like to apologise unreservedly. Not for any offence caused (that's always intentional), but for voting for Nick fucking Clegg.

    'Nick Clegg the Fucker,' shurely?

    Remembering his famous 'not more than 30' comment.
    "No more than 30 ... it's a lot less than that". Honest but not exceptional surely?
    Speak for yourself, Stocky!
    Ahem. Hangs head in shame.

    I guess 30 may be exceptional for a dorky politician? Actually - thinking about it - I wonder whether female MPs have on average seen more action than the average male MP?
    30 is well above average, the average man has had 8 sexual partners and the average woman 7.
    https://www.mindbodygreen.com/articles/the-ideal-number-of-sexual-partners-for-men-women#:~:text=A 2017 survey of 2,180,average of 7 sexual partners.

    Of course the more religious will only have had one, their spouse and some will have chosen not to have any eg Ann Widdecombe
    Is it me or does the maths of men having more than women not add up (particularly given there are more men than women). Male exaggeration at play?
    If there were a small number of women whose profession was sleeping with men, and they were undersampled (or indeed did not keep a good count), then that might also account for the difference.

    Also, I believe there are certain men who go to foreign places and have sex with women. Which might also skew the numbers.
    Ah yes. Outlayers, in addition - possibly - to outliars...
  • LeonLeon Posts: 12,861

    Leon said:

    Leon said:

    Stocky said:

    ydoethur said:

    Stocky said:

    ydoethur said:

    Farooq said:

    FPT, because I don't want my genuine apology to be lost in the scum end of an old thread

    Ever wonder what that Nick 'tuition fee' Clegg did all day these days?

    https://twitter.com/carolecadwalla/status/1453809758616567809

    I would like to apologise unreservedly. Not for any offence caused (that's always intentional), but for voting for Nick fucking Clegg.

    'Nick Clegg the Fucker,' shurely?

    Remembering his famous 'not more than 30' comment.
    "No more than 30 ... it's a lot less than that". Honest but not exceptional surely?
    Speak for yourself, Stocky!
    Ahem. Hangs head in shame.

    I guess 30 may be exceptional for a dorky politician? Actually - thinking about it - I wonder whether female MPs have on average seen more action than the average male MP?
    An old friend of mine told me, the other day, that he’s slept with 8 women. EIGHT

    SINGLE FIGURES

    He’s 57 so it’s about one a decade. Lol
    I've slept with three women. Started a long term relationship at university. Started my current relationship about a year after the end of the previous one.

    I suppose that number would be higher if I hadn't had two long-term relationships. I've no wish for my current marriage to come to an end just so I can boost that number.
    That’s fair. I was being provocative in my earlier comment, and I do actually envy my happily married friends with low run rates (there aren’t many of them, but they exist)

    But I wouldn’t be happy - personally - knowing so little about sex and women, and you can only discover this stuff by doing it. With actual women. Or men. Or whoever rocks your coracle

    It’s like travel. You can be perfectly happy living in the same village all your life. Plenty of people are made that way. Others aren’t. And once you scratch the itch of wanderlust….
    I've only slept with one woman. I met the woman who is now my wife when I was 18 and she was 19. She's the most beautiful woman I have ever met, and she makes me laugh and has given me three lovely children, and I honestly have no interest in sleeping with anybody else.
    Chapeau. And I envy you your contentment. I sometimes wish I was made the same way. Sometimes
  • IanB2IanB2 Posts: 36,477
    HYUFD said:

    Stocky said:

    ydoethur said:

    Stocky said:

    ydoethur said:

    Farooq said:

    FPT, because I don't want my genuine apology to be lost in the scum end of an old thread

    Ever wonder what that Nick 'tuition fee' Clegg did all day these days?

    https://twitter.com/carolecadwalla/status/1453809758616567809

    I would like to apologise unreservedly. Not for any offence caused (that's always intentional), but for voting for Nick fucking Clegg.

    'Nick Clegg the Fucker,' shurely?

    Remembering his famous 'not more than 30' comment.
    "No more than 30 ... it's a lot less than that". Honest but not exceptional surely?
    Speak for yourself, Stocky!
    Ahem. Hangs head in shame.

    I guess 30 may be exceptional for a dorky politician? Actually - thinking about it - I wonder whether female MPs have on average seen more action than the average male MP?
    30 is well above average, the average man has had 8 sexual partners and the average woman 7.
    https://www.mindbodygreen.com/articles/the-ideal-number-of-sexual-partners-for-men-women#:~:text=A 2017 survey of 2,180,average of 7 sexual partners.

    Of course the more religious will only have had one, their spouse and some will have chosen not to have any eg Ann Widdecombe
    Anyone and everyone will have chosen not to have any Ann Widdecombe
  • SelebianSelebian Posts: 2,806

    Pulpstar said:

    Leon said:

    Leon said:

    Stocky said:

    ydoethur said:

    Stocky said:

    ydoethur said:

    Farooq said:

    FPT, because I don't want my genuine apology to be lost in the scum end of an old thread

    Ever wonder what that Nick 'tuition fee' Clegg did all day these days?

    https://twitter.com/carolecadwalla/status/1453809758616567809

    I would like to apologise unreservedly. Not for any offence caused (that's always intentional), but for voting for Nick fucking Clegg.

    'Nick Clegg the Fucker,' shurely?

    Remembering his famous 'not more than 30' comment.
    "No more than 30 ... it's a lot less than that". Honest but not exceptional surely?
    Speak for yourself, Stocky!
    Ahem. Hangs head in shame.

    I guess 30 may be exceptional for a dorky politician? Actually - thinking about it - I wonder whether female MPs have on average seen more action than the average male MP?
    An old friend of mine told me, the other day, that he’s slept with 8 women. EIGHT

    SINGLE FIGURES

    He’s 57 so it’s about one a decade. Lol
    I've slept with three women. Started a long term relationship at university. Started my current relationship about a year after the end of the previous one.

    I suppose that number would be higher if I hadn't had two long-term relationships. I've no wish for my current marriage to come to an end just so I can boost that number.
    That’s fair. I was being provocative in my earlier comment, and I do actually envy my happily married friends with low run rates (there aren’t many of them, but they exist)

    But I wouldn’t be happy - personally - knowing so little about sex and women, and you can only discover this stuff by doing it. With actual women. Or men. Or whoever rocks your coracle

    It’s like travel. You can be perfectly happy living in the same village all your life. Plenty of people are made that way. Others aren’t. And once you scratch the itch of wanderlust….
    politicalrutting.com ?
    politicalPetting.com
    I think I conclude that we're just not that turned on by the Currock & Upperby by-election :disappointed:
  • IanB2IanB2 Posts: 36,477

    Leon said:

    Leon said:

    Stocky said:

    ydoethur said:

    Stocky said:

    ydoethur said:

    Farooq said:

    FPT, because I don't want my genuine apology to be lost in the scum end of an old thread

    Ever wonder what that Nick 'tuition fee' Clegg did all day these days?

    https://twitter.com/carolecadwalla/status/1453809758616567809

    I would like to apologise unreservedly. Not for any offence caused (that's always intentional), but for voting for Nick fucking Clegg.

    'Nick Clegg the Fucker,' shurely?

    Remembering his famous 'not more than 30' comment.
    "No more than 30 ... it's a lot less than that". Honest but not exceptional surely?
    Speak for yourself, Stocky!
    Ahem. Hangs head in shame.

    I guess 30 may be exceptional for a dorky politician? Actually - thinking about it - I wonder whether female MPs have on average seen more action than the average male MP?
    An old friend of mine told me, the other day, that he’s slept with 8 women. EIGHT

    SINGLE FIGURES

    He’s 57 so it’s about one a decade. Lol
    I've slept with three women. Started a long term relationship at university. Started my current relationship about a year after the end of the previous one.

    I suppose that number would be higher if I hadn't had two long-term relationships. I've no wish for my current marriage to come to an end just so I can boost that number.
    That’s fair. I was being provocative in my earlier comment, and I do actually envy my happily married friends with low run rates (there aren’t many of them, but they exist)

    But I wouldn’t be happy - personally - knowing so little about sex and women, and you can only discover this stuff by doing it. With actual women. Or men. Or whoever rocks your coracle

    It’s like travel. You can be perfectly happy living in the same village all your life. Plenty of people are made that way. Others aren’t. And once you scratch the itch of wanderlust….
    I've only slept with one woman. I met the woman who is now my wife when I was 18 and she was 19. She's the most beautiful woman I have ever met, and she makes me laugh and has given me three lovely children, and I honestly have no interest in sleeping with anybody else.
    Most of us manage to post here without anyone at home reading what we post, TBF.
  • turbotubbsturbotubbs Posts: 4,477
    Apparently we have passed the symbolic 1 in 400 people in the U.K. has died of Covid. I assume this is about right, as although the exact number will not be known, around 150,000 is probably close. But I wondered how many die each year, and it must 1 in 90 or something close to that. Yes Covid has been bad. Yes we have made errors in trying to fight it. But why should the 1 in 400 thing be a thing?
  • IanB2IanB2 Posts: 36,477
    Leon said:

    Selebian said:

    Leon said:

    Farooq said:

    Leon said:

    Stocky said:

    ydoethur said:

    Stocky said:

    ydoethur said:

    Farooq said:

    FPT, because I don't want my genuine apology to be lost in the scum end of an old thread

    Ever wonder what that Nick 'tuition fee' Clegg did all day these days?

    https://twitter.com/carolecadwalla/status/1453809758616567809

    I would like to apologise unreservedly. Not for any offence caused (that's always intentional), but for voting for Nick fucking Clegg.

    'Nick Clegg the Fucker,' shurely?

    Remembering his famous 'not more than 30' comment.
    "No more than 30 ... it's a lot less than that". Honest but not exceptional surely?
    Speak for yourself, Stocky!
    Ahem. Hangs head in shame.

    I guess 30 may be exceptional for a dorky politician? Actually - thinking about it - I wonder whether female MPs have on average seen more action than the average male MP?
    An old friend of mine told me, the other day, that he’s slept with 8 women. EIGHT

    SINGLE FIGURES

    He’s 57 so it’s about one a decade. Lol
    There's some kind of Laffer curve here that can be drawn and I reckon 8 is closer to the ideal than, say, 28.
    I know someone who has easily gone into triple figures and I think at that point it's less achievement and more symptom. He's not happy and never has been.
    I’m well over 280. Is that pathological? I don’t think so. I like sex and I can get it, and when I can’t get, I’m prepared to pay for it

    Am I happy? No, not really. Am I unhappy? No, not that either. I’m alive

    And when it comes to my deathbed I think I shall be glad I’m at the 280 end of the spectrum rather than 8. I’ve lived and loved and laughed and left, as James Joyce rightly said
    That's a fairly precise "well over" - are you a notches on the bed post kind of guy.

    I'm high single figures and it still took me some thought to work out the number (much of my twenties was in a uni relationship, then four years after that ended I met my wife).

    For two of the happiest of my male friends the figure is, to the best of my knowledge, 1 (school and university sweethearts respectively) .

    Still, life would be dull if we were all the same. If 280+ works for you then good luck to you.
    Isn’t every man a ‘notches on the bedpost kind of guy’? We all count, as that surprisingly wise article linked by HYUFD explains. It’s human to count. Women do it too. Perhaps even more assiduously, and they measure each other by this metric

    I sat down the other day and tried to work out my own notches. It’s a blur. But it is definitely over 300. How do I know this? Because I spent a decade whoring. And I never repeated. That’s 200 right there. 20 a year. Easily done

    And I have had at least 100 partners that were one night stands/flings/affairs/girlfriends/sex parties

    I don’t just knap flint dildos for money
    That’s a lot of experiences that turned out not worth repeating.
  • stodgestodge Posts: 9,349
    To move on (so to speak) - the weekly passenger transport numbers.

    Oddly enough and possibly due to half term, rail passenger numbers dipped back to around 65% of pre-Covid numbers having touched 70% the previous week.

    Tube passenger numbers remain at about 60% on weekdays but above 75% at weekends.
  • PulpstarPulpstar Posts: 68,402
    IanB2 said:

    Leon said:

    Leon said:

    Stocky said:

    ydoethur said:

    Stocky said:

    ydoethur said:

    Farooq said:

    FPT, because I don't want my genuine apology to be lost in the scum end of an old thread

    Ever wonder what that Nick 'tuition fee' Clegg did all day these days?

    https://twitter.com/carolecadwalla/status/1453809758616567809

    I would like to apologise unreservedly. Not for any offence caused (that's always intentional), but for voting for Nick fucking Clegg.

    'Nick Clegg the Fucker,' shurely?

    Remembering his famous 'not more than 30' comment.
    "No more than 30 ... it's a lot less than that". Honest but not exceptional surely?
    Speak for yourself, Stocky!
    Ahem. Hangs head in shame.

    I guess 30 may be exceptional for a dorky politician? Actually - thinking about it - I wonder whether female MPs have on average seen more action than the average male MP?
    An old friend of mine told me, the other day, that he’s slept with 8 women. EIGHT

    SINGLE FIGURES

    He’s 57 so it’s about one a decade. Lol
    I've slept with three women. Started a long term relationship at university. Started my current relationship about a year after the end of the previous one.

    I suppose that number would be higher if I hadn't had two long-term relationships. I've no wish for my current marriage to come to an end just so I can boost that number.
    That’s fair. I was being provocative in my earlier comment, and I do actually envy my happily married friends with low run rates (there aren’t many of them, but they exist)

    But I wouldn’t be happy - personally - knowing so little about sex and women, and you can only discover this stuff by doing it. With actual women. Or men. Or whoever rocks your coracle

    It’s like travel. You can be perfectly happy living in the same village all your life. Plenty of people are made that way. Others aren’t. And once you scratch the itch of wanderlust….
    I've only slept with one woman. I met the woman who is now my wife when I was 18 and she was 19. She's the most beautiful woman I have ever met, and she makes me laugh and has given me three lovely children, and I honestly have no interest in sleeping with anybody else.
    Most of us manage to post here without anyone at home reading what we post, TBF.
    Or at work
  • noneoftheabovenoneoftheabove Posts: 11,963
    stodge said:

    To move on (so to speak) - the weekly passenger transport numbers.

    Oddly enough and possibly due to half term, rail passenger numbers dipped back to around 65% of pre-Covid numbers having touched 70% the previous week.

    Tube passenger numbers remain at about 60% on weekdays but above 75% at weekends.

    I am on 13,200 tube journeys so far.
  • FarooqFarooq Posts: 2,142
    stodge said:

    To move on (so to speak) - the weekly passenger transport numbers.

    Oddly enough and possibly due to half term, rail passenger numbers dipped back to around 65% of pre-Covid numbers having touched 70% the previous week.

    Tube passenger numbers remain at about 60% on weekdays but above 75% at weekends.

    I wouldn't be surprised if a few extra people are wfh because of persistently high case numbers.
  • LeonLeon Posts: 12,861
    IanB2 said:

    Leon said:

    Selebian said:

    Leon said:

    Farooq said:

    Leon said:

    Stocky said:

    ydoethur said:

    Stocky said:

    ydoethur said:

    Farooq said:

    FPT, because I don't want my genuine apology to be lost in the scum end of an old thread

    Ever wonder what that Nick 'tuition fee' Clegg did all day these days?

    https://twitter.com/carolecadwalla/status/1453809758616567809

    I would like to apologise unreservedly. Not for any offence caused (that's always intentional), but for voting for Nick fucking Clegg.

    'Nick Clegg the Fucker,' shurely?

    Remembering his famous 'not more than 30' comment.
    "No more than 30 ... it's a lot less than that". Honest but not exceptional surely?
    Speak for yourself, Stocky!
    Ahem. Hangs head in shame.

    I guess 30 may be exceptional for a dorky politician? Actually - thinking about it - I wonder whether female MPs have on average seen more action than the average male MP?
    An old friend of mine told me, the other day, that he’s slept with 8 women. EIGHT

    SINGLE FIGURES

    He’s 57 so it’s about one a decade. Lol
    There's some kind of Laffer curve here that can be drawn and I reckon 8 is closer to the ideal than, say, 28.
    I know someone who has easily gone into triple figures and I think at that point it's less achievement and more symptom. He's not happy and never has been.
    I’m well over 280. Is that pathological? I don’t think so. I like sex and I can get it, and when I can’t get, I’m prepared to pay for it

    Am I happy? No, not really. Am I unhappy? No, not that either. I’m alive

    And when it comes to my deathbed I think I shall be glad I’m at the 280 end of the spectrum rather than 8. I’ve lived and loved and laughed and left, as James Joyce rightly said
    That's a fairly precise "well over" - are you a notches on the bed post kind of guy.

    I'm high single figures and it still took me some thought to work out the number (much of my twenties was in a uni relationship, then four years after that ended I met my wife).

    For two of the happiest of my male friends the figure is, to the best of my knowledge, 1 (school and university sweethearts respectively) .

    Still, life would be dull if we were all the same. If 280+ works for you then good luck to you.
    Isn’t every man a ‘notches on the bedpost kind of guy’? We all count, as that surprisingly wise article linked by HYUFD explains. It’s human to count. Women do it too. Perhaps even more assiduously, and they measure each other by this metric

    I sat down the other day and tried to work out my own notches. It’s a blur. But it is definitely over 300. How do I know this? Because I spent a decade whoring. And I never repeated. That’s 200 right there. 20 a year. Easily done

    And I have had at least 100 partners that were one night stands/flings/affairs/girlfriends/sex parties

    I don’t just knap flint dildos for money
    That’s a lot of experiences that turned out not worth repeating.
    If you’re going to consort with the Demi-monde - as I have done with some dedication - you might as well make the experience varied and diverse

    Hookers are often brilliantly amusing and insightful. They see the human comedy. Of course as a customer you also witness the bleakness, too
  • HYUFDHYUFD Posts: 90,376
    edited October 28

    Stocky said:

    HYUFD said:

    Stocky said:

    ydoethur said:

    Stocky said:

    ydoethur said:

    Farooq said:

    FPT, because I don't want my genuine apology to be lost in the scum end of an old thread

    Ever wonder what that Nick 'tuition fee' Clegg did all day these days?

    https://twitter.com/carolecadwalla/status/1453809758616567809

    I would like to apologise unreservedly. Not for any offence caused (that's always intentional), but for voting for Nick fucking Clegg.

    'Nick Clegg the Fucker,' shurely?

    Remembering his famous 'not more than 30' comment.
    "No more than 30 ... it's a lot less than that". Honest but not exceptional surely?
    Speak for yourself, Stocky!
    Ahem. Hangs head in shame.

    I guess 30 may be exceptional for a dorky politician? Actually - thinking about it - I wonder whether female MPs have on average seen more action than the average male MP?
    30 is well above average, the average man has had 8 sexual partners and the average woman 7.
    https://www.mindbodygreen.com/articles/the-ideal-number-of-sexual-partners-for-men-women#:~:text=A 2017 survey of 2,180,average of 7 sexual partners.

    Of course the more religious will only have had one, their spouse and some will have chosen not to have any eg Ann Widdecombe
    Goodness me. Is there any random stat you haven't got your finger on?
    Of course he has the stats but presents even this one misleadingly!

    One of the sources for the 8 average is from millennials as at 2015, so when they were 25-35 depending on what definition they used. Lifetime will be a lot higher.
    Lifetime is not much different, especially as more than half if they get married will be married by 35.

    42% of all adults have had 4 sexual partners or less over their lifetime and 64% have had 9 sexual partners or less.

    Only 2% are genuine Casanovas with more than 50 partners, probably very good looking or beautiful in their youth or very rich

    https://www.mirror.co.uk/science/how-many-sexual-partners-average-13442969
  • FarooqFarooq Posts: 2,142

    stodge said:

    To move on (so to speak) - the weekly passenger transport numbers.

    Oddly enough and possibly due to half term, rail passenger numbers dipped back to around 65% of pre-Covid numbers having touched 70% the previous week.

    Tube passenger numbers remain at about 60% on weekdays but above 75% at weekends.

    I am on 13,200 tube journeys so far.
    It's not journeys that count, it's number of stations visited.
    @Sunil_Prasannan, over to you.
  • FoxyFoxy Posts: 27,519
    IanB2 said:

    HYUFD said:

    Stocky said:

    ydoethur said:

    Stocky said:

    ydoethur said:

    Farooq said:

    FPT, because I don't want my genuine apology to be lost in the scum end of an old thread

    Ever wonder what that Nick 'tuition fee' Clegg did all day these days?

    https://twitter.com/carolecadwalla/status/1453809758616567809

    I would like to apologise unreservedly. Not for any offence caused (that's always intentional), but for voting for Nick fucking Clegg.

    'Nick Clegg the Fucker,' shurely?

    Remembering his famous 'not more than 30' comment.
    "No more than 30 ... it's a lot less than that". Honest but not exceptional surely?
    Speak for yourself, Stocky!
    Ahem. Hangs head in shame.

    I guess 30 may be exceptional for a dorky politician? Actually - thinking about it - I wonder whether female MPs have on average seen more action than the average male MP?
    30 is well above average, the average man has had 8 sexual partners and the average woman 7.
    https://www.mindbodygreen.com/articles/the-ideal-number-of-sexual-partners-for-men-women#:~:text=A 2017 survey of 2,180,average of 7 sexual partners.

    Of course the more religious will only have had one, their spouse and some will have chosen not to have any eg Ann Widdecombe
    Anyone and everyone will have chosen not to have any Ann Widdecombe
    To be fair. She was quite fetching when young.



    We were all young once.


  • AnabobazinaAnabobazina Posts: 10,924

    Apparently we have passed the symbolic 1 in 400 people in the U.K. has died of Covid. I assume this is about right, as although the exact number will not be known, around 150,000 is probably close. But I wondered how many die each year, and it must 1 in 90 or something close to that. Yes Covid has been bad. Yes we have made errors in trying to fight it. But why should the 1 in 400 thing be a thing?

    As far as can see, we are now in the position where positive tests are falling, and falling quite sharply, even when controlling for half term. Yet there is almost no mainstream coverage of it, despite the endlessly media shit-stirring when positive tests were rising.

    iSage have been strangely silent; the TV news, unmoved.

    You can see why people end up hatching ludicrous conspiracy theories over covid. The fall is newsworthy and yet, there is no news.
  • LeonLeon Posts: 12,861
    Foxy said:

    IanB2 said:

    HYUFD said:

    Stocky said:

    ydoethur said:

    Stocky said:

    ydoethur said:

    Farooq said:

    FPT, because I don't want my genuine apology to be lost in the scum end of an old thread

    Ever wonder what that Nick 'tuition fee' Clegg did all day these days?

    https://twitter.com/carolecadwalla/status/1453809758616567809

    I would like to apologise unreservedly. Not for any offence caused (that's always intentional), but for voting for Nick fucking Clegg.

    'Nick Clegg the Fucker,' shurely?

    Remembering his famous 'not more than 30' comment.
    "No more than 30 ... it's a lot less than that". Honest but not exceptional surely?
    Speak for yourself, Stocky!
    Ahem. Hangs head in shame.

    I guess 30 may be exceptional for a dorky politician? Actually - thinking about it - I wonder whether female MPs have on average seen more action than the average male MP?
    30 is well above average, the average man has had 8 sexual partners and the average woman 7.
    https://www.mindbodygreen.com/articles/the-ideal-number-of-sexual-partners-for-men-women#:~:text=A 2017 survey of 2,180,average of 7 sexual partners.

    Of course the more religious will only have had one, their spouse and some will have chosen not to have any eg Ann Widdecombe
    Anyone and everyone will have chosen not to have any Ann Widdecombe
    To be fair. She was quite fetching when young.



    We were all young once.


    Good god. You definitely would

    Also she’s wearing a choker symbolising submissiveness (in the world of kink)
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