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  • noneoftheabovenoneoftheabove Posts: 24,273

    I have a pal whose lad goes similarly ballistic when she buys supermarket brands, he calls them ‘council sauce’, ‘council ginger’ etc. She performed an experiment where she replaced the contents of an opened tube of Pringles with I think Asda’s own version, and nary a peep was heard.

    Not really an option with ketchup I accept.
    Of course you can decant ketchup into the Heinz bottle. Try Co-op's.

    https://www.which.co.uk/news/article/heinz-vs-supermarket-tomato-ketchup-our-tests-reveal-which-is-tastiest-aoaXO8n5ohiZ
  • CarnyxCarnyx Posts: 44,620

    If HMG farmed out the running of the hulks to English water companies, discharging raw sewage problem instantly solved and another income stream to discharge into the directors’ bonus funds. Trebles all round!
    Nicely unmixed metaphors ...
  • CarnyxCarnyx Posts: 44,620

    And there must be a serious doubt that Yousaf will win..The days of the One Party State in Scotland are over.
    They never existed! Designed that way. Else we'd not have the Greens wagging the dog.
  • noneoftheabovenoneoftheabove Posts: 24,273

    So I come back to the basic question - where do you build these houses? Because when you ask, people say no. If you impose, you change the nature of the place. Some villages can't have new houses built because the geography doesn't allow it. So it has to be in others, and that of course is where the objections come in.

    The other factor is what kind of homes are being built? Some flats could be built which are sympathetic to the surrounding and give younger singles somewhere to live. But very little chance of getting local crusties who run councils and have more votes to agree to that.
    Isnt there a simple answer that involves sharing the profits of housebuilding quite differently?

    What if half the profits went to the local council, who could either cut council tax or provide better services?
  • TheuniondivvieTheuniondivvie Posts: 43,338
    Carnyx said:

    They never existed! Designed that way. Else we'd not have the Greens wagging the dog.
    It’s a lovely tradition that Rooty’s vicarious and barely informed dislike of a leader in another country has transferred smoothly to her successor.
  • SandpitSandpit Posts: 56,022

    Isnt there a simple answer that involves sharing the profits of housebuilding quite differently?

    What if half the profits went to the local council, who could either cut council tax or provide better services?
    Yes, local authorities need to be incentivised to allow housebuilding. The way I’d do it, is to increase council tax, perhaps double it, and reduce income tax and the central government grant to councils.
  • TOPPINGTOPPING Posts: 43,705
    Sandpit said:

    Yes, local authorities need to be incentivised to allow housebuilding. The way I’d do it, is to increase council tax, perhaps double it, and reduce income tax and the central government grant to councils.
    I can assure you that local authorities need no incentive to allow housebuilding. There is the presumption that any housing application will receive approval despite objections and often ignoring Neighbourhood Plans.

    If you ask to build you will almost overwhelmingly likely be given permission.
  • TheuniondivvieTheuniondivvie Posts: 43,338

    Of course you can decant ketchup into the Heinz bottle. Try Co-op's.

    https://www.which.co.uk/news/article/heinz-vs-supermarket-tomato-ketchup-our-tests-reveal-which-is-tastiest-aoaXO8n5ohiZ
    I was thinking of the difficulty rather than the taste thing, but fair enough. I’d be interested in how much the Co-op sauce costs; I happened to be in one of their stores the other day for the first time for ages and found the prices eye watering, approaching Waitrose level imo. I can understand that when the store is located in eg the Hebrides which is where I’ve used them the most, but not central Glasgow.
  • YBarddCwscYBarddCwsc Posts: 7,172

    The locals want more houses to be built. It's generally the incomers who are blocking them.

    The geography argument is largely nonsense - there are very few villages that don't have room to expand by 1% a year. This is what used to happen, back when planning was just a dream.

    Pretty simple to demand that properties be built in the local vernacular - local planning can do that.

    The population is expanding at 1% per year. 1% of the housing stock is 2,400 homes. Double that to deal with the back log. 5,000 a year.
    These numbers seem to have no basis in reality.

    Wales alone built 5,273 houses in 2021-2022.

    Its population is *not* expanding at the rate England's is. And Wales has a worsening housing problem.
  • FishingFishing Posts: 5,508
    Sandpit said:

    Yes, local authorities need to be incentivised to allow housebuilding. The way I’d do it, is to increase council tax, perhaps double it, and reduce income tax and the central government grant to councils.
    If they had that source of revenue, it might even get them to ease up on things like controlled parking zones that no-one needs or wants.
  • OnlyLivingBoyOnlyLivingBoy Posts: 16,405

    I have a pal whose lad goes similarly ballistic when she buys supermarket brands, he calls them ‘council sauce’, ‘council ginger’ etc. She performed an experiment where she replaced the contents of an opened tube of Pringles with I think Asda’s own version, and nary a peep was heard.

    Not really an option with ketchup I accept.
    I hope your pal gives him a clip round the ear! If our kids called stuff 'council' I'd be furious. My son does call crap stuff BTec which is almost as bad and I do have a go at him, although you could argue that academic snobbery at least has some basis compared to class snobbery.
    When I was growing up we usually had the basic/value range for most stuff, it was quite painful in the status-obsessed 1980s. I remember refusing to wear a coat that had been handed down since the mid-70s and was ridiculously out of fashion (would probably be worth hundreds now). Must have been difficult for my parents, who couldn't afford to buy us new stuff. Our kids -who luckily don't ask for much but generally get what they ask for - don't know they're born.
  • I was thinking of the difficulty rather than the taste thing, but fair enough. I’d be interested in how much the Co-op sauce costs; I happened to be in one of their stores the other day for the first time for ages and found the prices eye watering, approaching Waitrose level imo. I can understand that when the store is located in eg the Hebrides which is where I’ve used them the most, but not central Glasgow.
    The Co-op Group is a financial basket case. Sadly. OK so it will survive the year which more than we can say for Morrisons, but it still has mega problems which go all the way back to the United Co-op / Co-op Group merger in 2007, or even the CRS / CWS merger to create the Co-op Group in 1999.

    Too big, too unwieldly, too many different sizes and shapes and formats of stores. Their operating costs are astronomical vs the likes of a Sainsburys - which in turn is astronomical compares to the likes of Lidl.
  • noneoftheabovenoneoftheabove Posts: 24,273

    I was thinking of the difficulty rather than the taste thing, but fair enough. I’d be interested in how much the Co-op sauce costs; I happened to be in one of their stores the other day for the first time for ages and found the prices eye watering, approaching Waitrose level imo. I can understand that when the store is located in eg the Hebrides which is where I’ve used them the most, but not central Glasgow.
    So you are still a glass bottle type rather than the far more efficient squeezy version.....
  • AnabobazinaAnabobazina Posts: 23,795

    I hope your pal gives him a clip round the ear! If our kids called stuff 'council' I'd be furious. My son does call crap stuff BTec which is almost as bad and I do have a go at him, although you could argue that academic snobbery at least has some basis compared to class snobbery.
    When I was growing up we usually had the basic/value range for most stuff, it was quite painful in the status-obsessed 1980s. I remember refusing to wear a coat that had been handed down since the mid-70s and was ridiculously out of fashion (would probably be worth hundreds now). Must have been difficult for my parents, who couldn't afford to buy us new stuff. Our kids -who luckily don't ask for much but generally get what they ask for - don't know they're born.
    I'd argue that violence to children is worse than class snobbery!
  • TheuniondivvieTheuniondivvie Posts: 43,338
    edited March 2023

    I was thinking of the difficulty rather than the taste thing, but fair enough. I’d be interested in how much the Co-op sauce costs; I happened to be in one of their stores the other day for the first time for ages and found the prices eye watering, approaching Waitrose level imo. I can understand that when the store is located in eg the Hebrides which is where I’ve used them the most, but not central Glasgow.
    Having piqued my curiosity, it’s £1.20 for 550ml which sounds perfectly reasonable. Heinz’s version is unavailable which suggests that it may actually be made from tomatoes.
  • MalmesburyMalmesbury Posts: 54,218

    These numbers seem to have no basis in reality.

    Wales alone built 5,273 houses in 2021-2022.

    Its population is *not* expanding at the rate England's is. And Wales has a worsening housing problem.
    We were talking about Cornwall.

    Wales has a population of 3.1 million or so. And is expanding at 1.4% per decade. Which is 5K people a year. So 5K properties a year is sensible.

    The problem is that the larger numbers of houses being built is a newer phenomenon. There is a big gap to make up.
  • DriverDriver Posts: 5,560
    edited March 2023

    I was thinking of the difficulty rather than the taste thing, but fair enough. I’d be interested in how much the Co-op sauce costs; I happened to be in one of their stores the other day for the first time for ages and found the prices eye watering, approaching Waitrose level imo. I can understand that when the store is located in eg the Hebrides which is where I’ve used them the most, but not central Glasgow.
    Co-op isn't cheap anywhere and never has been (or, at least, not for at least 20 years).
  • NigelbNigelb Posts: 76,733
    EU protectionism seems likely to hit UK TV revenues - though for now it's still being argued..

    More Borgen, less Sherlock: Europe cracks down on British TV
    Streaming services may struggle to replace content from the UK, which contributes significantly to their ‘European works’ quotas.
    https://www.politico.eu/article/british-tv-netflix-european-content-lupin-vs-sherlock-british-series-face-eu-setback-post-brexit/
  • Morris_DancerMorris_Dancer Posts: 62,481
    Rather like that the local Co-op is in walking distance. Was extremely helpful during the early part of the Chinese Plague.
  • TheuniondivvieTheuniondivvie Posts: 43,338
    edited March 2023

    I hope your pal gives him a clip round the ear! If our kids called stuff 'council' I'd be furious. My son does call crap stuff BTec which is almost as bad and I do have a go at him, although you could argue that academic snobbery at least has some basis compared to class snobbery.
    When I was growing up we usually had the basic/value range for most stuff, it was quite painful in the status-obsessed 1980s. I remember refusing to wear a coat that had been handed down since the mid-70s and was ridiculously out of fashion (would probably be worth hundreds now). Must have been difficult for my parents, who couldn't afford to buy us new stuff. Our kids -who luckily don't ask for much but generally get what they ask for - don't know they're born.
    Yep, nobody more snobby than kids. At least in my day it was mostly limited to the coolness of the album that you’d bought in Bruce Miller’s or more likely second hand in Happy Trails the weekend before, and to be displayed ostentatiously in a transparent plastic bag. Simpler times..
  • OnlyLivingBoyOnlyLivingBoy Posts: 16,405

    I'd argue that violence to children is worse than class snobbery!
    Metaphorically obvs!
  • noneoftheabovenoneoftheabove Posts: 24,273
    Driver said:

    Co-op isn't cheap anywhere and never has been (or, at least, not for at least 20 years).
    It is nearly all small local style stores so can't be cheap compared to the massive hypermarkets of the main brands. Seems like a similar price to Sainsburys Local or Tesco Express in London, quality wise Sainsbury > Co-op > Tesco > Independents.
  • CookieCookie Posts: 14,821
    Driver said:

    Co-op isn't cheap anywhere and never has been (or, at least, not for at least 20 years).
    Yes, they trade on being close to you rather than cheap.
    Our local co-op has recently turned into a Nisa. Which is apparently owned by co-op. Similarly, our local One Stop sells Tesco goods as it is owned by Tesco.
  • CookieCookie Posts: 14,821

    Rather like that the local Co-op is in walking distance. Was extremely helpful during the early part of the Chinese Plague.

    Yes, and they did better than the likes of Tesco for stock control.

    Our local butcher did a roaring trade during the plague. There were queues outside it pretty much every day for 6 months. It must have been like a whole year of Christmas Eves for them. Subsided now, but I think a lot of people picked up a habit of shopping local.
  • DriverDriver Posts: 5,560
    Cookie said:

    Yes, they trade on being close to you rather than cheap.
    Our local co-op has recently turned into a Nisa. Which is apparently owned by co-op. Similarly, our local One Stop sells Tesco goods as it is owned by Tesco.
    This is true. But our Co-op is further away than the corner shop, and no cheaper on pretty much anything I might want to get in between main shops. About the only thing I go to the Co-op for is fresh bread.
  • Northern_AlNorthern_Al Posts: 8,786
    I'd add housing supply to the long list of things that the government has been far too slow to make significant progress on. I've been thinking about why the Tories are faring badly, and I've come to the tentative conclusion that, despite many fine words, so little gets done, and it's all so slow.

    To illustrate, here's a list for starters of things that need doing, or the government has said it will do, but where not enough progress has been made over the last 10 years:

    Housing supply. HS2. Removing cladding following Grenfell. Delays in the criminal justice system. Adult social care. NHS staffing, and therefore waiting lists and GP access. Leaseholds. Provision for SEN in schools. Small boats. Cleaning up seas and rivers. Sorting out the police, the Met in particular. More generally, the untidy public domain - potholes, rubbish and so on.

    I'm sure there's more, but my point is that the progress made on all the above has been, to mimic Ofsted-speak, either inadequate or requires improvement. If I were a Tory, I'd be very worried about the lack of tangible achievements. (And yes, I know it all costs a lot of money, and yes, who knows whether an alternative government would be better).
  • TheuniondivvieTheuniondivvie Posts: 43,338
    Golly, the Nashville police are describing the school shooter as a biological woman who used male pronouns.
  • noneoftheabovenoneoftheabove Posts: 24,273

    I'd add housing supply to the long list of things that the government has been far too slow to make significant progress on. I've been thinking about why the Tories are faring badly, and I've come to the tentative conclusion that, despite many fine words, so little gets done, and it's all so slow.

    To illustrate, here's a list for starters of things that need doing, or the government has said it will do, but where not enough progress has been made over the last 10 years:

    Housing supply. HS2. Removing cladding following Grenfell. Delays in the criminal justice system. Adult social care. NHS staffing, and therefore waiting lists and GP access. Leaseholds. Provision for SEN in schools. Small boats. Cleaning up seas and rivers. Sorting out the police, the Met in particular. More generally, the untidy public domain - potholes, rubbish and so on.

    I'm sure there's more, but my point is that the progress made on all the above has been, to mimic Ofsted-speak, either inadequate or requires improvement. If I were a Tory, I'd be very worried about the lack of tangible achievements. (And yes, I know it all costs a lot of money, and yes, who knows whether an alternative government would be better).

    It does cost a lot of money but what is never considered is the cost of not doing these things, which imo is greater in the long run.
  • algarkirkalgarkirk Posts: 14,012
    Driver said:

    Co-op isn't cheap anywhere and never has been (or, at least, not for at least 20 years).
    Yes; and this sets a puzzle. Why is it that the socially owned, working class supporting, non profiteering, community minded Co-op charges the poor much much more for the same (or sometimes worse) thing as Lidl or Aldi?

    I know which one I think is the friend of the working class single parent.
  • Driver said:

    This is true. But our Co-op is further away than the corner shop, and no cheaper on pretty much anything I might want to get in between main shops. About the only thing I go to the Co-op for is fresh bread.
    On the flip side, when Co-op brand products are available to Nisa members they offer real choice and value vs what they offer otherwise. Wholesaling their own brand products is something several of the supermarkets have tried, with mixed results.

    The weirdest of these is Morrisons, who resurrected the Safeway brand for McColls. What most people don't realise is that much of the Morrisons own brand proposition is made in factories owned by Morrisons - they have vertical ownership.

    So they decided to get into wholesale. But their existing supply chain for their own make products didn't work. So instead of selling Morrisons brand products and driving economies of scale, they contract in other manufacturers to make Safeway branded products. Which is part of the reason why Morrisons will die in its current form this year...
  • Richard_NabaviRichard_Nabavi Posts: 30,822
    A really good piece by Rob Ford on how well Sunak is doing in improving the Conservatives' position in the polls:

    https://swingometer.substack.com/p/bounce-back-with-sunak

    tl:dr: Some progress, but not enough
  • DriverDriver Posts: 5,560
    edited March 2023

    It does cost a lot of money but what is never considered is the cost of not doing these things, which imo is greater in the long run.
    Right, but "the long run" is after the next election, and therefore invisible to politicians behind an SEP field.
  • MalmesburyMalmesbury Posts: 54,218
    algarkirk said:

    Yes; and this sets a puzzle. Why is it that the socially owned, working class supporting, non profiteering, community minded Co-op charges the poor much much more for the same (or sometimes worse) thing as Lidl or Aldi?

    I know which one I think is the friend of the working class single parent.
    Scale?
    Not sweating the suppliers - see the Tesco Lubyanka?
    Paying for higher quality in products?
    Spending more on non-profitable, community support stuff?
    Not being actually that community minded and realising that (a) quite a few people shop there because they *think* CoPo is cuddly and (b) not realise it is cheaper elsewhere?
  • DriverDriver Posts: 5,560

    A really good piece by Rob Ford on how well Sunak is doing in improving the Conservatives' position in the polls:

    https://swingometer.substack.com/p/bounce-back-with-sunak

    tl:dr: Some progress, but not enough

    I think it would be fairer to characterise it as not enough yet.

    I'm also not sure about his dismissal of improvement amongst voters who happened to vote Remain in 2016. There's quite a lot of those in the Blue Wall, after all...
  • TOPPINGTOPPING Posts: 43,705

    I hope your pal gives him a clip round the ear! If our kids called stuff 'council' I'd be furious. My son does call crap stuff BTec which is almost as bad and I do have a go at him, although you could argue that academic snobbery at least has some basis compared to class snobbery.
    When I was growing up we usually had the basic/value range for most stuff, it was quite painful in the status-obsessed 1980s. I remember refusing to wear a coat that had been handed down since the mid-70s and was ridiculously out of fashion (would probably be worth hundreds now). Must have been difficult for my parents, who couldn't afford to buy us new stuff. Our kids -who luckily don't ask for much but generally get what they ask for - don't know they're born.
    Class snobbery is of course perfectly ok as long as it is directed at the toffs and poshos.
  • TOPPINGTOPPING Posts: 43,705
    edited March 2023
    Crazy talk about the Co-Op not being any good.

    It has Coeur De Cardeline Rosé, stonkingly good at just under a tenner buy a case now for summer. If it ever comes.
  • kinabalukinabalu Posts: 44,810
    edited March 2023

    So you are still a glass bottle type rather than the far more efficient squeezy version.....
    As my avatar implies, I'm quite into this topic. The squeezy is by far the better design on utility grounds but the glass Heinz ketchup bottle is up there with the Coke one as eye candy. You could imagine it as a Warhol. Then of course there's the sacred ritual of upturning it and slapping its arse to get the sauce out and onto your bacon roll, or whatever it is you're using it to adorn. Very satisfying when it works first time, even better when it gets stuck and nothing emerges and you end up hitting it harder and harder until your hand hurts and you're panting a bit until finally - whoosh - a great big blob suddenly comes out and goes all over the place. You don't get this with the squeezy.
  • OldKingColeOldKingCole Posts: 34,569
    edited March 2023
    TOPPING said:

    Crazy talk about the Co-Op not being any good.

    It has Coeur De Cardeline Rosé, stonkingly good at just under a tenner buy a case now for summer. If it ever comes.

    It’s …. or at least East of England’s has …. some vey nice Merlots and Shiraz’s.

    And I must tell my wife about the Coeur de Cardeline.
  • carnforthcarnforth Posts: 5,707

    I was thinking of the difficulty rather than the taste thing, but fair enough. I’d be interested in how much the Co-op sauce costs; I happened to be in one of their stores the other day for the first time for ages and found the prices eye watering, approaching Waitrose level imo. I can understand that when the store is located in eg the Hebrides which is where I’ve used them the most, but not central Glasgow.
    It always makes me sad to see a pensioner in the Co-op doing a full weekly shop, when they could pay for a taxi to Asda, do the shop, and pay for a taxi back and still come out ahead. Co-op prices are nuts.
  • noneoftheabovenoneoftheabove Posts: 24,273
    kinabalu said:

    As my avatar implies, I'm quite into this topic. The squeezy is by far the better design on utility grounds but the glass Heinz ketchup bottle is up there with the Coke one as eye candy. You could imagine it as a Warhol. Then of course there's the sacred ritual of upturning it and slapping its arse to get the sauce out and onto your bacon roll, or whatever it is you're using it to adorn. Very satisfying when it works first time, even better when it gets stuck and nothing emerges and you end up hitting it harder and harder until your hand hurts and you're panting a bit until finally - whoosh - a great big blob suddenly comes out and goes all over the place. You don't get this with the squeezy.
    Let me guess, you also prefer the separate hot and cold taps in sinks that are completely useless compared to a tap where you can actually choose temperatues between scalding and near frozen.....
  • MalmesburyMalmesbury Posts: 54,218

    Let me guess, you also prefer the separate hot and cold taps in sinks that are completely useless compared to a tap where you can actually choose temperatues between scalding and near frozen.....
    Think of the employment you can create in having a water temperature adjuster, full time!
  • Richard_NabaviRichard_Nabavi Posts: 30,822
    Driver said:

    I think it would be fairer to characterise it as not enough yet.

    I'm also not sure about his dismissal of improvement amongst voters who happened to vote Remain in 2016. There's quite a lot of those in the Blue Wall, after all...
    Yes, but as he points out towards the end, the improvement in Sunak's approval (compared with his two predecessors) amongst those Remain voters doesn't seem to be reflected in an increased willingness to vote Conservative. Of course, you might be right in adding 'yet' to that statement.

    I'm not so sure though. As one of those who in the natural order of things should be voting Conservative, I certainly vastly prefer Sunak to his two catastrophically bad predecessors, but I'm not going to vote for the party until it has purged itself of its ideological insanity, and got rid of people like Suella Braverman from any senior roles. I just don't see how things can be improved in this country until we have a government willing to and capable of repairing as much as possible of the Brexit damage. Whilst I believe that both Sunak and Hunt would like to improve things, the party won't let them make much progress.

    On the other side, I can also see that Leavers will remain disgruntled. The sunny uplands they were promised aren't on the horizon. Either they will be thinking they were conned by the Tories, or they'll be rationalising the disappointment by telling themselves that Brexit is not being done properly. Either way, it's hardly surprising that they aren't showing much enthusiasm to vote Conservative.

    So I expect there to be only a limited swingback to the Conservatives.
  • squareroot2squareroot2 Posts: 7,012
    edited March 2023

    It’s a lovely tradition that Rooty’s vicarious and barely informed dislike of a leader in another country has transferred smoothly to her successor.
    Not just me. I know nothing about him but the fact he has already been names Youseless by others on here tells you what you need to know. I didn't like Sturgeon but I didn't have the same antipathy to Salmond as I do to Sturgeon.
  • SandpitSandpit Posts: 56,022
    Fishing said:

    Or, even more radical idea, don't get Barratt to build the houses. Get people to build their own houses. That way at least one person can presumably bear to look at it. That's what most European countries do, e.g. France and Germany, where 60% is self-build, compared with 10% in the UK (half of which is in NI) or 80% in Austria.
    IIRC, the issue with self-build in the UK is finance-related. Banks mostly won’t lend money against an unbuilt property, so they are mostly done at the very top end of the market, where the self-builders have access to other sources of finance. There needs to be a way to change that, to unlock the self-build market.
  • carnforthcarnforth Posts: 5,707
    edited March 2023
    kinabalu said:

    As my avatar implies, I'm quite into this topic. The squeezy is by far the better design on utility grounds but the glass Heinz ketchup bottle is up there with the Coke one as eye candy. You could imagine it as a Warhol. Then of course there's the sacred ritual of upturning it and slapping its arse to get the sauce out and onto your bacon roll, or whatever it is you're using it to adorn. Very satisfying when it works first time, even better when it gets stuck and nothing emerges and you end up hitting it harder and harder until your hand hurts and you're panting a bit until finally - whoosh - a great big blob suddenly comes out and goes all over the place. You don't get this with the squeezy.
    The Catsup Bottle

    First a little
    Then a lottle

    --Ogden Nash

    (Or, as told to me growing up "The problem with the Ketchup bottle / Is first none'll come; then a lot'l".)
  • SandpitSandpit Posts: 56,022

    Golly, the Nashville police are describing the school shooter as a biological woman who used male pronouns.

    28 years old as well, not the disgruntled teenager that is more usually involved in this sort of crime.
  • carnforthcarnforth Posts: 5,707
    Sandpit said:

    28 years old as well, not the disgruntled teenager that is more usually involved in this sort of crime.
    Hopped up on Testosterone, though, possibly.
  • TOPPINGTOPPING Posts: 43,705
    kinabalu said:

    As my avatar implies, I'm quite into this topic. The squeezy is by far the better design on utility grounds but the glass Heinz ketchup bottle is up there with the Coke one as eye candy. You could imagine it as a Warhol. Then of course there's the sacred ritual of upturning it and slapping its arse to get the sauce out and onto your bacon roll, or whatever it is you're using it to adorn. Very satisfying when it works first time, even better when it gets stuck and nothing emerges and you end up hitting it harder and harder until your hand hurts and you're panting a bit until finally - whoosh - a great big blob suddenly comes out and goes all over the place. You don't get this with the squeezy.
    Wrong on so many counts apart from the iconic design.

    First off, you do get that nothing, nothing, it's gone everywhere including on my shirt with the squeezy bottle. You need first to stamp it down, head first, on the table otherwise even though it's been stored upside down nothing will come out and then you puff, and puff, and when it does come out it goes in all directions and for some distance.

    And secondly, you don't whack the bottom of the glass bottle dear god give me strength. You put two fingers out and then pour out while tapping the bottle half way along the neck on the two fingers and this will mean a steady, controlled amount of ketchup will emerge.

  • carnforthcarnforth Posts: 5,707
    edited March 2023


    There is something very American about a subset of largely left-wing trans activists going all in on gun ownership:

    https://psmag.com/social-justice/the-trans-women-turning-to-firearms-for-survival
  • MarqueeMarkMarqueeMark Posts: 54,552
    TOPPING said:

    Crazy talk about the Co-Op not being any good.

    It has Coeur De Cardeline Rosé, stonkingly good at just under a tenner buy a case now for summer. If it ever comes.

    They had a brilliant Gavi di Gavi a couple of years back. Obviously their buyers know their stuff.
  • TazTaz Posts: 17,628

    Golly, the Nashville police are describing the school shooter as a biological woman who used male pronouns.

    Not obsessed.
  • SandpitSandpit Posts: 56,022
    Cookie said:

    Yes, and they did better than the likes of Tesco for stock control.

    Our local butcher did a roaring trade during the plague. There were queues outside it pretty much every day for 6 months. It must have been like a whole year of Christmas Eves for them. Subsided now, but I think a lot of people picked up a habit of shopping local.
    During the pandemic, our local wholesale butcher opened a retail shop as so many hotels were closed. Fantastic meat, and way cheaper than the supermarket. Australian fillet steak £45 - not per kilo, for the whole damn fillet, about 2.5kg.
  • PulpstarPulpstar Posts: 79,234
    Inflation disconnect
    Diesel sub 150 (149.9) for the first time in forever at the local costco.
    Otoh the baby powder our lo will be one for perhaps another 6 months (lactose free) went up from £8.55 to £9.25. Started at £8 11 months ago
  • MaxPBMaxPB Posts: 39,823
    https://www.ft.com/content/23936304-4c6c-4273-8a56-faf3a948f05f

    Final salary pensions have been uniquely horrible for UK plc

    But it should not detract from the deleterious impact they have had on UK plc. Over the past two decades, companies have paid more than £500bn into such schemes. They have held back wage growth, curtailed investment, distorted decision-making, scuppered takeovers and consumed incalculable amounts of management time — all for the benefit of a relatively small cohort of mostly older employees (including me).


    The FT, only a few months late to the story as usual.
  • TOPPINGTOPPING Posts: 43,705

    They had a brilliant Gavi di Gavi a couple of years back. Obviously their buyers know their stuff.
    The Morrison's meat counter used to be amazing with known provenance meat but I think they stopped or changed their sourcing.
  • TheuniondivvieTheuniondivvie Posts: 43,338
    Taz said:

    Not obsessed.
    Quite funny that one of your perennial whines is about that bad IshmaelX stalking you.

    Perhaps you can put together a list of approved subjects and who's allowed to comment on them.
  • DecrepiterJohnLDecrepiterJohnL Posts: 30,192
    TOPPING said:

    Wrong on so many counts apart from the iconic design.

    First off, you do get that nothing, nothing, it's gone everywhere including on my shirt with the squeezy bottle. You need first to stamp it down, head first, on the table otherwise even though it's been stored upside down nothing will come out and then you puff, and puff, and when it does come out it goes in all directions and for some distance.

    And secondly, you don't whack the bottom of the glass bottle dear god give me strength. You put two fingers out and then pour out while tapping the bottle half way along the neck on the two fingers and this will mean a steady, controlled amount of ketchup will emerge.

    You have to shake the bottle. It's called thixotropy, as any viewer of Magnus Pyke on 70s primetime television will know.
  • DecrepiterJohnLDecrepiterJohnL Posts: 30,192

    Of course you can decant ketchup into the Heinz bottle. Try Co-op's.

    https://www.which.co.uk/news/article/heinz-vs-supermarket-tomato-ketchup-our-tests-reveal-which-is-tastiest-aoaXO8n5ohiZ
    The taste test disposes of the myth they all taste the same, I suppose, whatever the result.
  • MalmesburyMalmesbury Posts: 54,218

    You have to shake the bottle. It's called thixotropy, as any viewer of Magnus Pyke on 70s primetime television will know.
    If that doesn't succeed, this method guarantees getting the ketchup out of the bottle

    image
  • We really need to do something about Northern Ireland.

    The terrorism threat level in Northern Ireland has been raised.

    https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-northern-ireland-65096493
  • pingping Posts: 3,805
    edited March 2023
    On Twitter;

    https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/business-65095684

    A particularly clear example of the cynicism of web personalisation that has taken over the internet in recent years.

    “For You” = “For Them”

    Free speech, for those who pay.

    Orwell would be proud.
  • TheuniondivvieTheuniondivvie Posts: 43,338
    edited March 2023

    We really need to do something about Northern Ireland.

    The terrorism threat level in Northern Ireland has been raised.

    https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-northern-ireland-65096493

    On the HYUFD metric of the more political violence, the more attention, presumably the New IRA are now a serious player in NI politics?
  • DecrepiterJohnLDecrepiterJohnL Posts: 30,192

    They had a brilliant Gavi di Gavi a couple of years back. Obviously their buyers know their stuff.
    Gavi di Gavi finished seventh at Wolverhampton last night.
    https://www.racingpost.com/results/513/wolverhampton-aw/2023-03-27/834702
  • MalmesburyMalmesbury Posts: 54,218

    We really need to do something about Northern Ireland.

    The terrorism threat level in Northern Ireland has been raised.

    https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-northern-ireland-65096493

    The Newly New, Keeping' It Real Provisionally Continuity IRA seems to have gone into business using unemployed Loyalists as enforcers in the drug business.

    Surely such cross community out reach and join ventures are to be applauded.

    Perhaps we could upgrade the torturers from Black & Decker to Hilti?
  • carnforthcarnforth Posts: 5,707

    We really need to do something about Northern Ireland.

    The terrorism threat level in Northern Ireland has been raised.

    https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-northern-ireland-65096493

    "Tuesday's announcement reverses last year's downgrade which was the first change in Northern Ireland in 12 years."
  • MalmesburyMalmesbury Posts: 54,218

    On the HYUFD metric of political violence gets attention, presumably the New IRA are now a serious player in NI politics?
    They are feeling left out. No nice 6 figure jobs for them.

    One hilarious bit that makes me wonder about the background of the writers in the film The Foreigner is exactly that - the NotGerryAdams character is living the good life, while the dissidents are not. That and the bit where NotGerryAdams starts kneecapping people.
  • SandpitSandpit Posts: 56,022
    ping said:

    On Twitter;

    https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/business-65095684

    A particularly clear example of the cynicism of web personalisation that has taken over the internet in recent years.

    “For You” = “For Them”

    Free speech, for those who pay.

    Orwell would be proud.

    The business model is changing, from a free service supported by advertisers - advertisers who have a very particular view of free speech - to a paid service where the customers are the users.

    The same change is happening to a lot of new media people and companies, who can no longer rely on the likes of YouTube for revenue if their content is in any way political.
  • MalmesburyMalmesbury Posts: 54,218
    Sandpit said:

    The business model is changing, from a free service supported by advertisers - advertisers who have a very particular view of free speech - to a paid service where the customers are the users.

    The same change is happening to a lot of new media people and companies, who can no longer rely on the likes of YouTube for revenue if their content is in any way political.
    Yup - you can still post for free on Twitter.

    The real complaint is that the verified thing has gone from Important People, to anyone who pays.
  • SandpitSandpit Posts: 56,022

    Yup - you can still post for free on Twitter.

    The real complaint is that the verified thing has gone from Important People, to anyone who pays.
    Yes, and it’s the Important People complaining.
  • CookieCookie Posts: 14,821
    edited March 2023
    Driver said:

    This is true. But our Co-op is further away than the corner shop, and no cheaper on pretty much anything I might want to get in between main shops. About the only thing I go to the Co-op for is fresh bread.
    I mean closer to people in general, rather than specifically closer to @Driver !

    Yes, they fall into that middle ground for me too. Only slightly closer than a big supermarket, only slightly better stocked than the corner shop.

    Where they get most custom from me is after 4pm on Sunday when the big shops are closed. God, curiously, is very specific about the hours big shops are allowed to trade on a Sunday, but quite happy for the co-op to be open. Perhaps He is a Methodist.
  • BurgessianBurgessian Posts: 2,979

    Of course you can decant ketchup into the Heinz bottle. Try Co-op's.

    https://www.which.co.uk/news/article/heinz-vs-supermarket-tomato-ketchup-our-tests-reveal-which-is-tastiest-aoaXO8n5ohiZ
    My granny used to keep an old empty packet of Smash in the kitchen. When she made mashed potatoes it would be left on the counter for my uncle (then a disgruntled young teenager) to see. Nary a peep and the mash duly consumed without complaint.
  • DecrepiterJohnLDecrepiterJohnL Posts: 30,192
    edited March 2023

    Another win by Lineker.

    He is not a tax avoider as he has won his IR35 case.

    https://financeandtax.decisions.tribunals.gov.uk/judgmentfiles/j12696/TC 08774.pdf

    Is there still time to add low-tax pioneer Gary Lineker to the Truss resignation honours list?
  • OnlyLivingBoyOnlyLivingBoy Posts: 16,405
    TOPPING said:

    Class snobbery is of course perfectly ok as long as it is directed at the toffs and poshos.
    Like duh, of course it is!
  • MalmesburyMalmesbury Posts: 54,218
    Cookie said:

    I mean closer to people in general, rather than specifically closer to @Driver !

    Yes, they fall into that middle ground for me too. Only slightly closer than a big supermarket, only slightly better stocked than the corner shop.

    Where they get most custom from me is after 4pm on Sunday when the big shops are closed. God, curiously, is very specific about the hours big shops are allowed to open but quite happy for the co-op to be open. Perhaps He is a Methodist.
    Crystal Methodist?
  • CookieCookie Posts: 14,821
    edited March 2023

    You have to shake the bottle. It's called thixotropy, as any viewer of Magnus Pyke on 70s primetime television will know.
    Tomato ketchup in a bottle,
    None'll come, and then a lot'll.

    As my Grandpa used to say.
  • felixfelix Posts: 15,180
    TOPPING said:

    So an aspirational Tory who presumably champions the "get on your bike" approach to life dislikes intensely those (from other countries) who aspire to a better life in this country.

    Gotit.
    You'll never 'getit' in a million years .
  • SandpitSandpit Posts: 56,022
    edited March 2023

    Another win by Lineker.

    He is not a tax avoider as he has won his IR35 case.

    https://financeandtax.decisions.tribunals.gov.uk/judgmentfiles/j12696/TC 08774.pdf

    He was always a marginal case for an IR35 prosecution, as he clearly wasn’t doing a full-time job with the BBC, and was working with other broadcasters for midweek games. A genuine contractor, as opposed to a five-days-a-week morning show host who was clearly an employee.
  • BurgessianBurgessian Posts: 2,979
    Well known Indy fan and mountaineer, Cameron McNeish leaving SNP for Alba. Wonder how many more will depart?

    https://twitter.com/CameronMcNeish/status/1640449606021423121
  • StuartinromfordStuartinromford Posts: 18,360

    Yes, but as he points out towards the end, the improvement in Sunak's approval (compared with his two predecessors) amongst those Remain voters doesn't seem to be reflected in an increased willingness to vote Conservative. Of course, you might be right in adding 'yet' to that statement.

    I'm not so sure though. As one of those who in the natural order of things should be voting Conservative, I certainly vastly prefer Sunak to his two catastrophically bad predecessors, but I'm not going to vote for the party until it has purged itself of its ideological insanity, and got rid of people like Suella Braverman from any senior roles. I just don't see how things can be improved in this country until we have a government willing to and capable of repairing as much as possible of the Brexit damage. Whilst I believe that both Sunak and Hunt would like to improve things, the party won't let them make much progress.

    On the other side, I can also see that Leavers will remain disgruntled. The sunny uplands they were promised aren't on the horizon. Either they will be thinking they were conned by the Tories, or they'll be rationalising the disappointment by telling themselves that Brexit is not being done properly. Either way, it's hardly surprising that they aren't showing much enthusiasm to vote Conservative.

    So I expect there to be only a limited swingback to the Conservatives.
    There's a limit to how much credit a government should get for clearing up its own mess (Major '97, Brown '10, to an extent Callaghan '79). And on of the key benefits of FPTP is the ability to Throw Them Out.

    It's certainly better that a departing government has the ability and inclination to start sorting things out before it goes. (I'm not sure that Sunak gets full marks on either measure, for all he's an improvement on his predecessors.) It's a stretch to get from there to "They deserve another term."
  • DriverDriver Posts: 5,560
    ping said:

    On Twitter;

    https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/business-65095684

    A particularly clear example of the cynicism of web personalisation that has taken over the internet in recent years.

    “For You” = “For Them”

    Free speech, for those who pay.

    Orwell would be proud.

    Sounds like people who don't pay will only get the version of the feed that they actually want.
  • Like duh, of course it is!
    As a member of that persecuted minority I think it is only fair we keep our tax breaks for private schools as compensation for the lifetime of abuse we receive from plebs and oiks.
  • TheScreamingEaglesTheScreamingEagles Posts: 121,673
    edited March 2023

    Well known Indy fan and mountaineer, Cameron McNeish leaving SNP for Alba. Wonder how many more will depart?

    https://twitter.com/CameronMcNeish/status/1640449606021423121

    Clearly some racists and Islamophobes will depart the SNP.

    I wonder what excuses they will use.
  • DriverDriver Posts: 5,560
    edited March 2023
    Cookie said:

    I mean closer to people in general, rather than specifically closer to @Driver !

    Yes, they fall into that middle ground for me too. Only slightly closer than a big supermarket, only slightly better stocked than the corner shop.

    Where they get most custom from me is after 4pm on Sunday when the big shops are closed. God, curiously, is very specific about the hours big shops are allowed to trade on a Sunday, but quite happy for the co-op to be open. Perhaps He is a Methodist.
    Well, yes. But I'd imagine most people who have a local Coop have an appropriately as local corner shop.

    As for your last point, it's not God, it was the SNP. One of the biggest failures of the government post 2019 was to not put the Sunday trading improvements through.
  • TOPPINGTOPPING Posts: 43,705
    felix said:

    You'll never 'getit' in a million years .
    Just as well not everywhere in Europe holds foreigners in contempt.
  • DecrepiterJohnLDecrepiterJohnL Posts: 30,192
    Cookie said:

    Tomato ketchup in a bottle,
    None'll come, and then a lot'll.

    As my Grandpa used to say.
    Surely the real question is when did tomato sauce get renamed ketchup? Can't we change it back as one of our Brexit freedoms?
  • OnlyLivingBoyOnlyLivingBoy Posts: 16,405

    As a member of that persecuted minority I think it is only fair we keep our tax breaks for private schools as compensation for the lifetime of abuse we receive from plebs and oiks.
    🎻 Tiny Stradivarus shown actual size.
  • HYUFDHYUFD Posts: 127,059

    As a member of that persecuted minority I think it is only fair we keep our tax breaks for private schools as compensation for the lifetime of abuse we receive from plebs and oiks.
    Though if you have been to private school you are more likely to be able to respond to any abuse from class warriors educated at comprehensive or academy schools with received pronounciation
  • MalmesburyMalmesbury Posts: 54,218

    As a member of that persecuted minority I think it is only fair we keep our tax breaks for private schools as compensation for the lifetime of abuse we receive from plebs and oiks.
    To which order do the oiks along? Head Count?
  • CookieCookie Posts: 14,821
    edited March 2023

    Surely the real question is when did tomato sauce get renamed ketchup? Can't we change it back as one of our Brexit freedoms?
    Eh? I have only ever known it as ketchup. Or occasionally catsup, as my other Grandpa used to call it, largely to annoy my Granny.

    EDIT: According to Wikipedia, the word 'ketchup' first appeared in 1682, though in those days was made with mushrooms rather than tomatoes.
  • MalmesburyMalmesbury Posts: 54,218
    edited March 2023
    HYUFD said:

    Though if you have been to private school you are more likely to be able to respond to any abuse from class warriors educated at comprehensive or academy schools with received pronounciation
    The majority of such abuse is from privately educated people who are now trying, desperately, to be as left wing as they can.
  • MalmesburyMalmesbury Posts: 54,218
    Driver said:

    Well, yes. But I'd imagine most people who have a local Coop have an appropriately as local corner shop.

    As for your last point, it's not God, it was the SNP. One of the biggest failures of the government post 2019 was to not put the Sunday trading improvements through.
    I wonder why the Finance Minster didn't suggest that?
  • Sandpit said:

    He was always a marginal case for an IR35 prosecution, as he clearly wasn’t doing a full-time job with the BBC, and was working with other broadcasters for midweek games. A genuine contractor, as opposed to a five-days-a-week morning show host who was clearly an employee.
    Is it not interesting that paragraph 40 says:

    40. By Clause 2 of the Contributor Guarantee, which he signed on 21 March 2013, Mr Lineker gave his “personal guarantee”:
    “… to provide my services to the Partnership as required under the Contract and to comply with all terms and conditions which require performance or compliance on my part. In particular I warrant that I will read and fully comply with the BBC’s Editorial Guidelines and Guidance and the BBC’s Standards as defined in the Contract.”

    So does that mean that he was like any other BBC employee and should not Tweet as he did? Asking for a friend (innocent face).
  • Scott_xPScott_xP Posts: 38,132
    @BestForBritain
    Remember: In June 2016, Major and Blair warned that Brexit may "destabilise the complicated constitutional settlement that underpins stability in Northern Ireland".

    Leading pro-Brexit politicians called their caution "rather sad", "desperate" and "simply scaremongering". ~AA

    https://twitter.com/BestForBritain/status/1640683445851496454
  • SandpitSandpit Posts: 56,022

    Is it not interesting that paragraph 40 says:

    40. By Clause 2 of the Contributor Guarantee, which he signed on 21 March 2013, Mr Lineker gave his “personal guarantee”:
    “… to provide my services to the Partnership as required under the Contract and to comply with all terms and conditions which require performance or compliance on my part. In particular I warrant that I will read and fully comply with the BBC’s Editorial Guidelines and Guidance and the BBC’s Standards as defined in the Contract.”

    So does that mean that he was like any other BBC employee and should not Tweet as he did? Asking for a friend (innocent face).
    That contract was from 2013, and was superseded by other contracts and agreements.
  • FlatlanderFlatlander Posts: 4,924
    edited March 2023

    Well known Indy fan and mountaineer, Cameron McNeish leaving SNP for Alba. Wonder how many more will depart?

    https://twitter.com/CameronMcNeish/status/1640449606021423121

    Not a big fan of Mr McNeish, and it has nothing to do with him being SNP.

    Some of his early books had, er, interestingly similar mistakes to those made other books.

    Perhaps we could just put him down as keen on recycling.

    https://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/this-britain/bobble-hats-at-dawn-as-ramblers-fall-out-9142972.html
  • HYUFDHYUFD Posts: 127,059

    The majority of such abuse is from privately educated people who are now trying, desperately, to be as left wing as they can.
    Even Corbynites educated at private school are more likely to speak with received pronounciation than Corbynites educated at comprehensives
  • algarkirkalgarkirk Posts: 14,012

    We really need to do something about Northern Ireland.

    The terrorism threat level in Northern Ireland has been raised.

    https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-northern-ireland-65096493

    Try a timetabled process of unilaterally granted independence (from UK and from RoI) for NI with a UN peacekeeping force, perhaps from Pakistan, Jordan, China, Hungary, Turkey and Bulgaria armed forces. There are no good next steps, but I suggest this as one of the least bad.

    Only when they have to sort their own future can they possibly stop blaming everyone else and each other.
  • SandpitSandpit Posts: 56,022
    Scott_xP said:

    @BestForBritain
    Remember: In June 2016, Major and Blair warned that Brexit may "destabilise the complicated constitutional settlement that underpins stability in Northern Ireland".

    Leading pro-Brexit politicians called their caution "rather sad", "desperate" and "simply scaremongering". ~AA

    https://twitter.com/BestForBritain/status/1640683445851496454

    That the pro-EU side of the referendum campaign, and the EU themselves, decided to risk destabilising Northern Ireland to keep the UK in the EU, was a big mistake.
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