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  • MalmesburyMalmesbury Posts: 54,082
    Cookie said:

    Typically the people whose homes will be flooded by it.
    All the proposed reservoir projects I’ve seen, for a long time, are things like flooding old gravel workings. The amounts of water required aren’t actually vast. The average person uses something like 50 tons of water a year. So a reservoir 2km x 2km and 12m deep would provide water for a million people for a year….
  • turbotubbsturbotubbs Posts: 18,577

    OGH wanted a photo of a ballot paper...


    Did maguire moan about Blair to Brown then? Don’t think so. Twat.
  • NickPalmerNickPalmer Posts: 21,672
    edited August 2022

    On the cost of two kinds of illegal entry: About ten years ago, I read a story about sham marriages in a local newspaper, the Northwest Asian Weekly. As I recall, the American groom (or bride) was being paid about 30K then. (Curious, I wrote the reporter and asked her how the people arranging these things found Americans willing to make these sham marriages. According to her, one of the best places to find recruits was at gambling casinos.)

    Somewhat to my surprise, I've seen similar prices quoted for illegals paying for places in shipping containers coming from Asia. Sometimes they get credit -- and then pay the money back as they work, for example, doing dishes in an Asian restaurant,

    (Those interested in the economics of these two types of illegal entry to the US are free to speculate on what changes in the prices could tell us.)

    I was contacted recently by an American woman who was fed up with living in the States (guns and Tump, mostly) and who loves Britain - could I find a Brit willing to marry her so she could get leave to remain in Britain? I explained that that doesn't guarantee it any more. However, she was advised by a British immigration lawyer that she could arrange to come so long as she could prove she wouldn't be a burden, so she's sold her $800K house and is excitedly preparing to move. Has she had good advice? - I didn't think it was that easy.
  • It's also bollocks though.

    Lots of women love sex. But, they want it with a trusted partner they can be intimate with.
    Which is why it isn't bollocks. Gay men go cruising - whether in saunas or cruisy spots in parks etc - and don't care about the trusted partner bit. They are there to get some, and anyone half-way functional will do.
  • turbotubbsturbotubbs Posts: 18,577
    kinabalu said:

    AGW is not in any sense a religion. It's based on evidence not faith. Equating it to a religion is a technique of deniers. If you took another plunge into it now you'd see this, I'm sure.
    Huge amounts of evidence for sure, but for the future projections, a bit more faith based. And the is a feel around the discussion that dissent is unwelcome, not unlike religion.
  • HYUFDHYUFD Posts: 126,861

    Seems a bit cheap to not pay for the return postage.

    Incidentally, when did postage suddenly get so expensive? Or was it all gradual boiling frog?
    I got that too, plus a request for a donation for the party, in a range starting at £25 moving up to £5000.

    We certainly aren't getting the privilege of voting for the next PM free!
  • CookieCookie Posts: 14,756
    kinabalu said:

    AGW is not in any sense a religion. It's based on evidence not faith. Equating it to a religion is a technique of deniers. If you took another plunge into it now you'd see this, I'm sure.
    It has certainly had religious aspects in the past - the rubbishing of anyone who has proposed dissenting views, the suppression of any evidence which doesn't sound alarming enough. And it makes people sceptical in a way which dry reporting wouldn't.
    I dunno. Maybe if people won't believe the truth you have to lie to them. But I think the religious approach is counterproductive.
    We had to go on a carbon literacy course at work. The fella leading it was a berk of the first order. The science he did present was overshadowed by his mockery of the straw man who disbelieved it - an approach which made me more sceptical, not less.
    And I'm not a denier. I do believe AGW is real - and if it isn't, most of the remedies to it are things it would be good to do anyway, leading to cheaper energy and less reliance on questionable regimes. But the climate lobby do themsleves no favours.
  • TimS said:

    It’s Saturday night so I see we’ve moved on from politics and global warming to sex and women’s propensity thereof but back to the weather.

    I’m on one of those “expensive Mediterranean holidays” though not too expensive as we took our own car and arrived by ferry this morning at L’Ile Rousse in Corsica.

    It’s beautiful but the seawater is troublingly warm. Unpleasantly so. No hint of refreshment left. It must be 30C. Crystal clear, but lukewarm. Reminiscent of the time I paddled in the heavily policed sea off Dubai during a work conference. Apparently NW Med temps are the hottest on record and I believe it.



    I'm also on the Med. It isn't expensive, and the primary reason for being here is Mrs RP's dad who we hadn't seen for 2 years due to fucking Covid.

    Have just walked up and down the promenade here in El Campello. Its Saturday night at the end of the first week of Spanish summer holidays and I have never seen the place this busy. A load still on the beach half an hour back, the restaurants and cafes rammed, and everyone else also promenading up and down.

    I know that its a steady sunny 22c back home, but I doubt there are mad crowds promenading down Fraserburgh's vast sandy beach, even though its longer than here...
  • LeonLeon Posts: 59,566

    Which is why it isn't bollocks. Gay men go cruising - whether in saunas or cruisy spots in parks etc - and don't care about the trusted partner bit. They are there to get some, and anyone half-way functional will do.
    Gay men don't really have to worry about rape, tho. I know it happens, but it is vanishingly rare compared to the same crime against women

    And it's not just rape, women are smaller and weaker and are easier prey for any criminal. So it is understandable that women don't "cruise" as solo sex seekers

    The crucial stat is the way sex dies *within* lesbian relationships. It even has a name. Lesbian Bed Death. It's not very politically correct but the stats don't lie

    https://lgbt.foundation/who-we-help/women/sexual-health/lesbian-bed-death

    Women want sex less than men; nature designed it that way
  • CookieCookie Posts: 14,756

    All the proposed reservoir projects I’ve seen, for a long time, are things like flooding old gravel workings. The amounts of water required aren’t actually vast. The average person uses something like 50 tons of water a year. So a reservoir 2km x 2km and 12m deep would provide water for a million people for a year….
    Well I see no reason for objecting to that. We flood old gravel workings quite regularly for the purposes of nature reserves.
  • Leon said:

    Gay men don't really have to worry about rape, tho. I know it happens, but it is vanishingly rare compared to the same crime against women

    And it's not just rape, women are smaller and weaker and are easier prey for any criminal. So it is understandable that women don't "cruise" as solo sex seekers

    The crucial stat is the way sex dies *within* lesbian relationships. It even has a name. Lesbian Bed Death. It's not very politically correct but the stats don't lie

    https://lgbt.foundation/who-we-help/women/sexual-health/lesbian-bed-death

    Women want sex less than men; nature designed it that way
    Sex dies inside most relationships...
  • MalmesburyMalmesbury Posts: 54,082
    Cookie said:

    Well I see no reason for objecting to that. We flood old gravel workings quite regularly for the purposes of nature reserves.
    Indeed - but a religious belief that reservoirs are “development” and therefore evil has sprung up.

    If water leakage was completely eliminated tomorrow, this would add a grand total of 15% to the U.K. water supply.

    We need to treat reservoirs like schools, hospitals etc - x per head of population.
  • IshmaelZIshmaelZ Posts: 21,830

    Huge amounts of evidence for sure, but for the future projections, a bit more faith based. And the is a feel around the discussion that dissent is unwelcome, not unlike religion.
    Don't be bloody stupid, this "it's like a religion" thing is really thick and tiresome. There is a huge amount of evidence that our ship the Titanic has hit an iceberg, but frankly it's a bit like a cult how the opposite view is shouted down. Also, I can sort of accept that the ship has sunk a bit already, but I have severe reservations about extrapolating that into the future, you are really just modelling one out of a number of future scenarios.
  • TheuniondivvieTheuniondivvie Posts: 43,219
    Leon said:

    I am so drab you remembered a gag of mine from about 12 years ago
    Hey mods, someone's outed Leon!

    Oh, it's Leon.
  • LeonLeon Posts: 59,566

    Sex dies inside most relationships...
    Of course. But it seems to die faster for lesbians. For the obvious reason that there isn't a sex hungry man pestering his partner for playtime

    Sadly, I'm of an age when I have quite a lot of friends in sexless or near sexless marriages. In 90% of cases the woman's desire died first. Around menopause usually. The men remain up for it, but increasingly pessimistic
  • HYUFDHYUFD Posts: 126,861

    OGH wanted a photo of a ballot paper...


    Maguire got another grandchild

    https://twitter.com/Kevin_Maguire/status/1555970663319568388?s=20&t=GoHgb_k4e4jGQrTqE14EuQ
  • NickPalmerNickPalmer Posts: 21,672
    HYUFD said:

    I got that too, plus a request for a donation for the party, in a range starting at £25 moving up to £5000.

    We certainly aren't getting the privilege of voting for the next PM free!
    I was emailed by the Tories this week (I'm on their list as a past exhibitor at the conference, which they have deemed to mean I' m a supporter) to ask if I had a question for the candidates. I asked one, and the party then said thanks very much, now can you give us some money? Not holding my breath for an answer to the question (about animal welfare, of course) - just a straight fund-raising wheeze, I reckon.
  • dixiedeandixiedean Posts: 29,901
    edited August 2022
    Leon said:

    Gay men don't really have to worry about rape, tho. I know it happens, but it is vanishingly rare compared to the same crime against women

    And it's not just rape, women are smaller and weaker and are easier prey for any criminal. So it is understandable that women don't "cruise" as solo sex seekers

    The crucial stat is the way sex dies *within* lesbian relationships. It even has a name. Lesbian Bed Death. It's not very politically correct but the stats don't lie

    https://lgbt.foundation/who-we-help/women/sexual-health/lesbian-bed-death

    Women want sex less than men; nature designed it that way
    I'm sure I saw Lesbian Bed Death first act on one of the smaller stages at Leeds.
  • IshmaelZIshmaelZ Posts: 21,830

    Indeed - but a religious belief that reservoirs are “development” and therefore evil has sprung up.

    If water leakage was completely eliminated tomorrow, this would add a grand total of 15% to the U.K. water supply.

    We need to treat reservoirs like schools, hospitals etc - x per head of population.
    Again, what is "religious" doing there?

    and old gravel workings is like brownfield building sites, a microscopic irrelevance. To make a worthwhile reservoir you have to flood thousands of acres of useful land, and it's not like we have so much of the stuff we can hand it out regardless for all and any purposes.
  • HYUFDHYUFD Posts: 126,861
    Leon said:

    Of course. But it seems to die faster for lesbians. For the obvious reason that there isn't a sex hungry man pestering his partner for playtime

    Sadly, I'm of an age when I have quite a lot of friends in sexless or near sexless marriages. In 90% of cases the woman's desire died first. Around menopause usually. The men remain up for it, but increasingly pessimistic
    Well the Pope's managed without it even in his younger days
  • TheuniondivvieTheuniondivvie Posts: 43,219
    Why women go off sex in later years, exhibit one.


  • LeonLeon Posts: 59,566
    dixiedean said:

    I'm sure I saw Lesbian Bed Death first up on one of the smaller stages at Leeds.
    You probably did

    https://lesbianbeddeathband.bandcamp.com/
  • HYUFDHYUFD Posts: 126,861

    I was emailed by the Tories this week (I'm on their list as a past exhibitor at the conference, which they have deemed to mean I' m a supporter) to ask if I had a question for the candidates. I asked one, and the party then said thanks very much, now can you give us some money? Not holding my breath for an answer to the question (about animal welfare, of course) - just a straight fund-raising wheeze, I reckon.
    You can also buy Rishi and Liz mugs and posters, a 2022 leadership election souvenir programme and a special hustings T shirt from the Conservative Party shop

    https://shop.conservatives.com/leadership-election.html
  • dixiedeandixiedean Posts: 29,901
    Leon said:

    You probably did

    https://lesbianbeddeathband.bandcamp.com/
    Cheers. I knew I'd heard of them. Had no idea it was an actual thing though.
    Did the same with Megadeath, mind.
  • IshmaelZIshmaelZ Posts: 21,830
    edited August 2022
    HYUFD said:

    Well the Pope's managed without it even in his younger days
    How would you know that? This is like your delusion that the voraciously homosexual Joshua son of Joseph died a virgin, despite the utterances of the Head of your church.

    ETA Francis only signed up as a jesuit novice at 22, so he may have quite legitimately got his knob out any number of times. Most hot blooded Argentinians have, by that age.
  • bigglesbiggles Posts: 6,751

    Why women go off sex in later years, exhibit one.


    Is that Mr June from the Tory Party 2022 calendar?
  • LeonLeon Posts: 59,566

    Why women go off sex in later years, exhibit one.


    I dunno, some lovely young women seem to like the "older man"


  • dixiedeandixiedean Posts: 29,901
    HYUFD said:

    You can also buy Rishi and Liz mugs and posters, a 2022 leadership election souvenir programme and a special hustings T shirt from the Conservative Party shop

    https://shop.conservatives.com/leadership-election.html
    Price of everything value of nothing?
  • HYUFDHYUFD Posts: 126,861
    Liz Truss to move the start of the university year from September to January to ensure all top students get Oxbridge interviews

    https://twitter.com/whazell/status/1556002448178831360?s=20&t=GoHgb_k4e4jGQrTqE14EuQ
  • HYUFDHYUFD Posts: 126,861
    biggles said:

    Is that Mr June from the Tory Party 2022 calendar?
    No, that is Jacob Rees Mogg
  • bigglesbiggles Posts: 6,751
    HYUFD said:

    Liz Truss to move the start of the university year from September to January to ensure all top students get Oxbridge interviews

    https://twitter.com/whazell/status/1556002448178831360?s=20&t=GoHgb_k4e4jGQrTqE14EuQ

    Bit of a pain for those that don’t want them. For my particular physics degree, Oxford was not a good choice.
  • MalmesburyMalmesbury Posts: 54,082
    IshmaelZ said:

    Again, what is "religious" doing there?

    and old gravel workings is like brownfield building sites, a microscopic irrelevance. To make a worthwhile reservoir you have to flood thousands of acres of useful land, and it's not like we have so much of the stuff we can hand it out regardless for all and any purposes.
    IshmaelZ said:

    Again, what is "religious" doing there?

    and old gravel workings is like brownfield building sites, a microscopic irrelevance. To make a worthwhile reservoir you have to flood thousands of acres of useful land, and it's not like we have so much of the stuff we can hand it out regardless for all and any purposes.
    There are plenty of sites which aren’t useful land and the total area we are talking about is tiny.

    There’s no land shortage in this country - land is cheap.
  • HYUFDHYUFD Posts: 126,861
    IshmaelZ said:

    How would you know that? This is like your delusion that the voraciously homosexual Joshua son of Joseph died a virgin, despite the utterances of the Head of your church.

    ETA Francis only signed up as a jesuit novice at 22, so he may have quite legitimately got his knob out any number of times. Most hot blooded Argentinians have, by that age.
    If he was still a strict Roman Catholic at that age he would have waited until marriage even if not yet committed to life long celibacy
  • HYUFD said:

    If he was still a strict Roman Catholic at that age he would have waited until marriage even if not yet committed to life long celibacy
    If...
  • bigglesbiggles Posts: 6,751
    biggles said:

    Bit of a pain for those that don’t want them. For my particular physics degree, Oxford was not a good choice.
    Also I REALLY enjoyed the summer before Uni. God knows what my liver would have been like if it had gone on until January…
  • MalmesburyMalmesbury Posts: 54,082
    biggles said:

    Bit of a pain for those that don’t want them. For my particular physics degree, Oxford was not a good choice.
    All jokes aside, the phenomenon of children from “bog standard” comprehensives not applying to universities commensurate with their predicted grades, is a thing.

    The current nonsense of people applying to uni based on a guess of their results, then going back later with the actual results is stupid.
  • TheuniondivvieTheuniondivvie Posts: 43,219
    Leon said:

    I dunno, some lovely young women seem to like the "older man"


    Strange, I thought you were preternaturally obsessed with the idea that Sturgeon’s a lesbian?
  • dixiedeandixiedean Posts: 29,901
    HYUFD said:

    Liz Truss to move the start of the university year from September to January to ensure all top students get Oxbridge interviews

    https://twitter.com/whazell/status/1556002448178831360?s=20&t=GoHgb_k4e4jGQrTqE14EuQ

    Not saying it's necessarily daft. But what happens during the transition? Do second and third years have to kick their heels for six months?
  • kyf_100kyf_100 Posts: 4,953

    Why women go off sex in later years, exhibit one.


    Insert picture of literally any woman over 40.
  • bigglesbiggles Posts: 6,751

    All jokes aside, the phenomenon of children from “bog standard” comprehensives not applying to universities commensurate with their predicted grades, is a thing.

    The current nonsense of people applying to uni based on a guess of their results, then going back later with the actual results is stupid.
    I hadn’t really thought about it. I did a Cambridge Natural Sciences interview because it felt silly to say “no” and it all seemed to go pretty smoothly. And then the offer/results/clearing cycle seemed pretty smooth for me and all my friends.

    All years ago, mind.

    Is there a problem?
  • All jokes aside, the phenomenon of children from “bog standard” comprehensives not applying to universities commensurate with their predicted grades, is a thing.

    The current nonsense of people applying to uni based on a guess of their results, then going back later with the actual results is stupid.
    Get rid of interviews and students could apply after A-level results are known and still be ready to start in September.
  • HYUFDHYUFD Posts: 126,861
    dixiedean said:

    Not saying it's necessarily daft. But what happens during the transition? Do second and third years have to kick their heels for six months?
    Third years presumably can still start jobs in September, second years just get an extra term
  • EabhalEabhal Posts: 10,081
    IshmaelZ said:

    Yes, it's a fucking doddle. If you could buy a 30 seater minibus for £2,000 and charge 30 pax £500 each to drive them 30 miles, how long would you spend thinking about it?
    I agree. I just meant there will be a price at which it's not worth doing it. I think it will take a lot more than the Rwandan policy though.
  • IshmaelZIshmaelZ Posts: 21,830
    HYUFD said:

    If he was still a strict Roman Catholic at that age he would have waited until marriage even if not yet committed to life long celibacy
    Yes but who says he was? St Paul was a practising Jew until he wasn't, which is not usually thought to have made him any less saintly.

    Though it was probably the hangover from that former belief system which blinded him to Our Lord's practise and celebration of male homosexual love.
  • carnforthcarnforth Posts: 5,652

    Sex dies inside most relationships...
    Last time I tried to make love to my wife nothing happened, so I said to her, 'What's the matter, you can't think of anybody either?' -- Rodney Dangerfield
  • dixiedeandixiedean Posts: 29,901
    Jesus.
    11.6 million people to be spending a quarter or more of net income on fuel come January.
  • HYUFDHYUFD Posts: 126,861
    edited August 2022

    Get rid of interviews and students could apply after A-level results are known and still be ready to start in September.
    How would that work when even the number of A level students with straight A*s Truss wants to guarantee an Oxbridge interview are more than the number of Oxbridge places available?
  • IshmaelZIshmaelZ Posts: 21,830

    There are plenty of sites which aren’t useful land and the total area we are talking about is tiny.

    There’s no land shortage in this country - land is cheap.
    I have just bought some, and I can promise you it isn't.
  • turbotubbsturbotubbs Posts: 18,577

    All jokes aside, the phenomenon of children from “bog standard” comprehensives not applying to universities commensurate with their predicted grades, is a thing.

    The current nonsense of people applying to uni based on a guess of their results, then going back later with the actual results is stupid.
    It will reduce the number of pointless interviews I have to do, too. Currently a pharmacy student applies to 5 unis, must be interviewed by all 5, but will perforce only attend one. Applying after grades to the one you want to go makes much more sense,
  • dixiedean said:

    Jesus.
    11.6 million people to be spending a quarter or more of net income on fuel come January.

    Net of what?
  • dixiedeandixiedean Posts: 29,901
    HYUFD said:

    How would that work when even the number of A level students with straight A*s Truss wants to guarantee an Oxbridge interview are more than the number of Oxbridge places available?
    You could make the highest grade go up to 11.
    It's one louder.
  • boulayboulay Posts: 6,083
    dixiedean said:

    Jesus.
    11.6 million people to be spending a quarter or more of net income on fuel come January.

    Jesus
    “That’s why I used a donkey”.
  • IshmaelZIshmaelZ Posts: 21,830

    Why women go off sex in later years, exhibit one.


    Genuinely at a loss as to what point that is making.
  • turbotubbsturbotubbs Posts: 18,577
    HYUFD said:

    Third years presumably can still start jobs in September, second years just get an extra term
    We would just roll out, so current students unaffected.
  • Luckyguy1983Luckyguy1983 Posts: 30,674
    kinabalu said:

    That's 100% softhead speccieland cliche. I'm typical left and one of my favourite songs is Life is a Rollercoaster (you just got to ride it) by Ronan Keating. Played it again just a few minutes ago.
    Good grief. I'm still reeling from Leon's Busted and Hanson love in the previous thread.
  • williamglennwilliamglenn Posts: 54,706
    IshmaelZ said:

    Genuinely at a loss as to what point that is making.
    It's what @Theuniondivvie imagines when he lies back and thinks of England.
  • IshmaelZIshmaelZ Posts: 21,830

    Good grief. I'm still reeling from Leon's Busted and Hanson love in the previous thread.
    And when you get old and start losing your hair
    Can you tell me who will still care
    Can you tell me who will still care?
  • dixiedeandixiedean Posts: 29,901

    Net of what?
    Good point. I tried to find out but couldn't. It's in the Observer, and that's how they report it.
    It's rather more a pressing issue though than Oxbridge interviews imho.
  • HYUFD said:

    Liz Truss to move the start of the university year from September to January to ensure all top students get Oxbridge interviews

    https://twitter.com/whazell/status/1556002448178831360?s=20&t=GoHgb_k4e4jGQrTqE14EuQ

    I would be interested to know what all the other universities in the country think about this.
  • Luckyguy1983Luckyguy1983 Posts: 30,674

    The water companies who got rid of their old reservoirs? Fixing leaking pipes was supposed to make up for the loss of reservoirs.
    It wasn't lead by water companies. It has been EU policy to exacerbate water scarcity by clamping down on reservoir building. Christopher Booker wrote extensively on this. Sadly Brexit has not got us free from it (though if it did it would be a gleaming BREXIT BENEFIT), evidently because our policy is still being implemented and decided by people who are fully on board with this crazed ideology.
  • MalmesburyMalmesbury Posts: 54,082
    IshmaelZ said:

    I have just bought some, and I can promise you it isn't.
    Land you are allowed to live on?
  • CarnyxCarnyx Posts: 44,617
    edited August 2022
    HYUFD said:

    Third years presumably can still start jobs in September, second years just get an extra term
    Slight bit of information for you: the school year ends in the summer.

    You love it because it provides an instant bias in favour of posh rich parents' children, who can afford a whole half year off school and before uni.

    And how does that tie in with the academic year in the rest of the known galaxy?

    Your lot has already screwed up Brexit and wrecked academic collaboration - now having a different academic cycle will mean zero collaboration with non-English* universities


    *'English' because Ms T will have no remit in Wales, Scotland or NI, and still less the rest of the world. That's foreign language courses completely screwed. in terms of the 3rd year in the relevant foreign country. So much for world-wide commercial exploitation.
  • HYUFDHYUFD Posts: 126,861

    I would be interested to know what all the other universities in the country think about this.
    They know their place
  • AlistairAlistair Posts: 23,670

    All the proposed reservoir projects I’ve seen, for a long time, are things like flooding old gravel workings. The amounts of water required aren’t actually vast. The average person uses something like 50 tons of water a year. So a reservoir 2km x 2km and 12m deep would provide water for a million people for a year….
    A 4 sq km reservoir would be the 3rd largest reservoir in the country by surface area mind.
  • Luckyguy1983Luckyguy1983 Posts: 30,674

    Why women go off sex in later years, exhibit one.


    Because they become more interested in the battle re-enactment scene?
  • LeonLeon Posts: 59,566

    Strange, I thought you were preternaturally obsessed with the idea that Sturgeon’s a lesbian?
    Yes indeed, Lord knows where I got THAT idea!


  • TomsToms Posts: 2,478
    IshmaelZ said:

    Genuinely at a loss as to what point that is making.
    Whoever that may be his mother probably loves him.
  • CatManCatMan Posts: 3,185
    Heh


  • ydoethurydoethur Posts: 73,318

    Usually people whose house will experience significant levels of rising damp....
    A popular slogan in Wales remains 'Cofiwch Dryweryn' (remember Tryweryn) a reference to the creation of Llyn Celyn in the Tryweryn Valley. When it was formed in 1965, the village of Capel Celyn was drowned and 48 people were bought out, on less than generous terms.
  • turbotubbsturbotubbs Posts: 18,577

    I would be interested to know what all the other universities in the country think about this.
    I’d be happy. The current system is not perfect, and applying with results in hand makes things easier.
  • turbotubbsturbotubbs Posts: 18,577
    HYUFD said:

    They know their place
    You have no idea of the real university world, do you?
  • IshmaelZIshmaelZ Posts: 21,830

    Land you are allowed to live on?
    No. Agricultural.

    I could prolly put up a yurt 5 weeks a year, mind. But the point is, this is a very small and crowded country.
  • CarnyxCarnyx Posts: 44,617
    HYUFD said:

    They know their place
    https://twitter.com/whazell/status/1556004424325242881

    Of course, you are stuck in the idea that only classics or history of art or PPE degrees from Cowley Poly count.
  • HYUFDHYUFD Posts: 126,861
    Carnyx said:

    Slight bit of information for you: the school year ends in the summer.

    You love it because it provides an instant bias in favour of posh rich parents' children, who can afford a whole half year off school and before uni.

    And how does that tie in with the academic year in the rest of the known galaxy?

    Your lot has already screwed up Brexit and wrecked academic collaboration - now having a different academic cycle will mean zero collaboration with non-English* universities


    *'English' because Ms T will have no remit in Wales, Scotland or NI, and still less the rest of the world. That's foreign language courses completely screwed. in terms of the 3rd year in the relevant foreign country. So much for world-wide commercial exploitation.
    You can still study abroad, just go from third term in first year to third term in second year
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    Possibly the greatest every opening in the history of literature.

    It'll be published overnight.
  • HYUFD said:

    How would that work when even the number of A level students with straight A*s Truss wants to guarantee an Oxbridge interview are more than the number of Oxbridge places available?
    The same way it does now, by rejecting the excess applicants (and even now, probably most applicants are rejected without interview). Fairer if done by computer than by a notoriously unreliable interview, or phone call from the pupil's headteacher under the old pals act.
  • turbotubbsturbotubbs Posts: 18,577
    HYUFD said:

    You can still study abroad, just go from third term in first year to third term in second year
    Many universities use a semester system.
  • EabhalEabhal Posts: 10,081

    Net of what?
    Yeah, source please. That's a great stat - but surely it should be "households", and it will be interesting to see who is most trouble. Probably single parents, like usual.
  • CarnyxCarnyx Posts: 44,617
    edited August 2022
    HYUFD said:

    You can still study abroad, just go from third term in first year to third term in second year
    But that wrecks the syllabus. And after the intermediate year? It's completely idiotic.
  • turbotubbsturbotubbs Posts: 18,577
    HYUFD said:

    You can still study abroad, just go from third term in first year to third term in second year
    Won’t work with progression ( I.e. making it to the next year).
  • IshmaelZIshmaelZ Posts: 21,830

    I may have just come up with the greatest ever intro for a PB thread header.

    Possibly the greatest every opening in the history of literature.

    It'll be published overnight.

    Call me Ishmael.
  • HYUFDHYUFD Posts: 126,861
    Carnyx said:

    https://twitter.com/whazell/status/1556004424325242881

    Of course, you are stuck in the idea that only classics or history of art or PPE degrees from Cowley Poly count.
    They do STEM degrees too but Oxford and Cambridge are the best universities in the country and thos will ensure all those with straight A*s at A level get a chance to go to them even if they don't get through the interview and go elsewhere
  • bigglesbiggles Posts: 6,751
    Carnyx said:

    https://twitter.com/whazell/status/1556004424325242881

    Of course, you are stuck in the idea that only classics or history of art or PPE degrees from Cowley Poly count.
    It is past time Oxbridge was put in its place.

  • turbotubbsturbotubbs Posts: 18,577

    I may have just come up with the greatest ever intro for a PB thread header.

    Possibly the greatest every opening in the history of literature.

    It'll be published overnight.

    If it involves the accidental bedroom antics of a confused step son, and his nubile step mother, I’ll pass.
  • Who the feck would want to start university in cold wintery January unlike late summer/early autumn September?

    Christmas would also be ruined for most students, as you stress about moving from home to digs.
  • In other news, the last Tory poll lead was EIGHT MONTHs ago: Redfield & Wilton, 6th December.
  • rottenboroughrottenborough Posts: 65,408

    I may have just come up with the greatest ever intro for a PB thread header.

    Possibly the greatest every opening in the history of literature.

    It'll be published overnight.

    "When Thom York of Radiohead discovered that pineapple on pizza made him briefly love the AV voting system he was plunged into a nightmarish world of total addiction."



  • ydoethurydoethur Posts: 73,318

    If it involves the accidental bedroom antics of a confused step son, and his nubile step mother, I’ll pass.
    I was wondering if it involved twin step sisters.
  • AlistairAlistair Posts: 23,670
    Alistair said:

    A 4 sq km reservoir would be the 3rd largest reservoir in the country by surface area mind.
    Ach, actually just the 8th
  • I may have just come up with the greatest ever intro for a PB thread header.

    Possibly the greatest every opening in the history of literature.

    It'll be published overnight.

    It will inevitably overtaken by revelations about one of the leadership candidates in the Sunday papers. At least, I am hoping that something will come along to enliven this dull, repetitive process. Has anyone heard from the Helsinki branch of pop bitch?
  • If it involves the accidental bedroom antics of a confused step son, and his nubile step mother, I’ll pass.
    Nope, no stepmoms are involved.
  • CarnyxCarnyx Posts: 44,617
    HYUFD said:

    They do STEM degrees too but Oxford and Cambridge are the best universities in the country and thos will ensure all those with straight A*s at A level get a chance to go to them even if they don't get through the interview and go elsewhere
    "best" - chimpanzee bollocks. That is meaningless, because it is correlated with size. But a student only does one degree at a time in one department. And the rankings are much less stable when that is taken into account.
  • HYUFDHYUFD Posts: 126,861
    biggles said:

    It is past time Oxbridge was put in its place.

    Hence the two candidates for the Tory leadership, the Leader of the Opposition and the leader of the LDs all have an Oxford degree.

    However we have had some sop to the masses, Starmer did his undergraduate degree at Leeds before his postgraduate degree at Oxford
  • ydoethurydoethur Posts: 73,318
    IshmaelZ said:

    Call me Ishmael.
    If it's as good as claimed we'll all be Hagar-d from laughing.
  • ydoethurydoethur Posts: 73,318
    HYUFD said:

    Hence the two candidates for the Tory leadership, the Leader of the Opposition and the leader of the LDs all have an Oxford degree.

    However we have had some sop to the masses, Starmer did his undergraduate degree at Leeds before his postgraduate degree at Oxford
    Doesn't Starmer have a diploma rather than a degree from Oxford?
  • turbotubbsturbotubbs Posts: 18,577

    Nope, no stepmoms are involved.
    ‘Bratty’ step sister(s)?
  • HYUFDHYUFD Posts: 126,861
    Carnyx said:

    "best" - chimpanzee bollocks. That is meaningless, because it is correlated with size. But a student only does one degree at a time in one department. And the rankings are much less stable when that is taken into account.
    Oxford 2nd and Cambridge 3rd in the QS world university rankings.

    Next best UK universities are Imperial at 7th and UCL at 8th

    https://www.topuniversities.com/university-rankings/world-university-rankings/2022
  • ydoethurydoethur Posts: 73,318
    Alistair said:

    Ach, actually just the 8th
    I make it the sixth largest in England. Vyrnwy and Trawsfynnydd (which I don't think is used for drinking water) are both in Wales.
  • ‘Bratty’ step sister(s)?
    Nope.
  • LeonLeon Posts: 59,566

    It will inevitably overtaken by revelations about one of the leadership candidates in the Sunday papers. At least, I am hoping that something will come along to enliven this dull, repetitive process. Has anyone heard from the Helsinki branch of pop bitch?
    Trust me, you do not want to hear THE FINLAND RUMOUR
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