So, phytosanitary checks on the Northern Irish border, anyone?
More urgently, I’m trying and failing to explain to my German wife what the point of cricket is, why we should care about the World Cup when countries like, errr, Germany can’t be bothered, and why today was such a great match. Any ideas?
So, phytosanitary checks on the Northern Irish border, anyone?
More urgently, I’m trying and failing to explain to my German wife what the point of cricket is, why we should care about the World Cup when countries like, errr, Germany can’t be bothered, and why today was such a great match. Any ideas?
Even for someone as dumb and bigoted as Trump it was exceptionally indefensible and stupid. I think it's quite fair to say that anyone who defends or agrees with those tweets is themselves a racist.
I sure as hell would like to hear what Boris thinks about them.
So, phytosanitary checks on the Northern Irish border, anyone?
More urgently, I’m trying and failing to explain to my German wife what the point of cricket is, why we should care about the World Cup when countries like, errr, Germany can’t be bothered, and why today was such a great match. Any ideas?
Tell her we play it because the Germans do not, so we have a good chance of winning.
So, phytosanitary checks on the Northern Irish border, anyone?
More urgently, I’m trying and failing to explain to my German wife what the point of cricket is, why we should care about the World Cup when countries like, errr, Germany can’t be bothered, and why today was such a great match. Any ideas?
My Ukrainian wife doesn’t understand why I’m still dancing around the house either. And it’s just turned her birthday!
@Sandpit - I've just put on the Formula E race. What the hell is "attack mode" - it looked like something out of Fun House?
It’s four minutes of extra power, activated by taking a different route down the straights and allowed to be used twice by each driver during the race.
The real Fun House is the “Fan Boost”, whereby the drivers with the most social media followers get a few seconds of extra power on one occasion during the second half of the race.
By the way, there’s currently 4,000 people watching the worldwide live stream of the FE race on YouTube. That’s how popular it is.
So, phytosanitary checks on the Northern Irish border, anyone?
More urgently, I’m trying and failing to explain to my German wife what the point of cricket is, why we should care about the World Cup when countries like, errr, Germany can’t be bothered, and why today was such a great match. Any ideas?
My Ukrainian wife doesn’t understand why I’m still dancing around the house either. And it’s just turned her birthday!
Isn't the real question, what is the point of marrying women like that?
That was the most unbelievable, exciting, nerve wracking thing I have ever watched, how anybody thought the tennis was more interesting. Bloody well done the black caps, bloody well done England and Wales I’m privileged to have seen it let’s hope the stupid plans for limited overs going forward don’t ruin the game
More urgently, I’m trying and failing to explain to my German wife what the point of cricket is, why we should care about the World Cup when countries like, errr, Germany can’t be bothered, and why today was such a great match. Any ideas?
Hard to justify calling it a world cup, when only about 4 countries play the sport.
So, phytosanitary checks on the Northern Irish border, anyone?
More urgently, I’m trying and failing to explain to my German wife what the point of cricket is, why we should care about the World Cup when countries like, errr, Germany can’t be bothered, and why today was such a great match. Any ideas?
Tell her we play it because the Germans do not, so we have a good chance of winning.
More urgently, I’m trying and failing to explain to my German wife what the point of cricket is, why we should care about the World Cup when countries like, errr, Germany can’t be bothered, and why today was such a great match. Any ideas?
Hard to justify calling it a world cup, when only about 4 countries play the sport.
About thirty countries play international cricket. I’m not sure how many play in the baseball World Series
So, phytosanitary checks on the Northern Irish border, anyone?
More urgently, I’m trying and failing to explain to my German wife what the point of cricket is, why we should care about the World Cup when countries like, errr, Germany can’t be bothered, and why today was such a great match. Any ideas?
More urgently, I’m trying and failing to explain to my German wife what the point of cricket is, why we should care about the World Cup when countries like, errr, Germany can’t be bothered, and why today was such a great match. Any ideas?
Hard to justify calling it a world cup, when only about 4 countries play the sport.
About thirty countries play international cricket. I’m not sure how many play in the baseball World Series
So, phytosanitary checks on the Northern Irish border, anyone?
More urgently, I’m trying and failing to explain to my German wife what the point of cricket is, why we should care about the World Cup when countries like, errr, Germany can’t be bothered, and why today was such a great match. Any ideas?
My Ukrainian wife doesn’t understand why I’m still dancing around the house either. And it’s just turned her birthday!
She doesn’t understand that you’re happy to have lost £100 that you put on about five hours ago
Unfortunately for Boris I don't think there's any world cups scheduled in the next few months.
"I love tennis with a passion. I challenged Boris Becker to a match once and he said he was up for it but he never called back. I bet I could make him run around." - Boris, 21 March 2005.
More urgently, I’m trying and failing to explain to my German wife what the point of cricket is, why we should care about the World Cup when countries like, errr, Germany can’t be bothered, and why today was such a great match. Any ideas?
Hard to justify calling it a world cup, when only about 4 countries play the sport.
About thirty countries play international cricket. I’m not sure how many play in the baseball World Series
30?
Pah, FIFA consists of 211 national associations.
‘‘Twas just a guess, I think cricket and rugby union are on a par for world class international team and the way the World Cup plays out is not that different but I stand to be corrected.
More urgently, I’m trying and failing to explain to my German wife what the point of cricket is, why we should care about the World Cup when countries like, errr, Germany can’t be bothered, and why today was such a great match. Any ideas?
Hard to justify calling it a world cup, when only about 4 countries play the sport.
About thirty countries play international cricket. I’m not sure how many play in the baseball World Series
30?
Pah, FIFA consists of 211 national associations.
but its quality not quantity - by definition any country that is civilised enough to play cricket is on the quality side
So, phytosanitary checks on the Northern Irish border, anyone?
More urgently, I’m trying and failing to explain to my German wife what the point of cricket is, why we should care about the World Cup when countries like, errr, Germany can’t be bothered, and why today was such a great match. Any ideas?
My Ukrainian wife doesn’t understand why I’m still dancing around the house either. And it’s just turned her birthday!
She doesn’t understand that you’re happy to have lost £100 that you put on about five hours ago
Betfair voided the market on the match as it was a tie (buried in the Ts and Cs). I had £100 on both sides at roughly 2/1. Not that I care at all, but it must have cost Betfair a fortune to void a £100m market.
There was another market that included the tie, which many fewer people played.
She’s happy that I’m happy, and still doesn’t understand cricket. I’ll have her trained by the end of the Ashes.
More urgently, I’m trying and failing to explain to my German wife what the point of cricket is, why we should care about the World Cup when countries like, errr, Germany can’t be bothered, and why today was such a great match. Any ideas?
Hard to justify calling it a world cup, when only about 4 countries play the sport.
About thirty countries play international cricket. I’m not sure how many play in the baseball World Series
The World Series is (possibly) named after the New York World newspaper, rather than claiming to be a World Cup, and began as the World’s Series.
So, phytosanitary checks on the Northern Irish border, anyone?
More urgently, I’m trying and failing to explain to my German wife what the point of cricket is, why we should care about the World Cup when countries like, errr, Germany can’t be bothered, and why today was such a great match. Any ideas?
My Ukrainian wife doesn’t understand why I’m still dancing around the house either. And it’s just turned her birthday!
She doesn’t understand that you’re happy to have lost £100 that you put on about five hours ago
Betfair voided the market on the match as it was a tie (buried in the Ts and Cs). I had £100 on both sides at roughly 2/1. Not that I care at all, but it must have cost Betfair a fortune to void a £100m market.
There was another market that included the tie, which many fewer people played.
She’s happy that I’m happy, and still doesn’t understand cricket. I’ll have her trained by the end of the Ashes.
I did wonder when it was a tie if bets would be voided but you clearly have won each way
More urgently, I’m trying and failing to explain to my German wife what the point of cricket is, why we should care about the World Cup when countries like, errr, Germany can’t be bothered, and why today was such a great match. Any ideas?
Hard to justify calling it a world cup, when only about 4 countries play the sport.
About thirty countries play international cricket. I’m not sure how many play in the baseball World Series
The World Series is (possibly) named after the New York World newspaper, rather than claiming to be a World Cup, and began as the World’s Series.
More urgently, I’m trying and failing to explain to my German wife what the point of cricket is, why we should care about the World Cup when countries like, errr, Germany can’t be bothered, and why today was such a great match. Any ideas?
Hard to justify calling it a world cup, when only about 4 countries play the sport.
About thirty countries play international cricket. I’m not sure how many play in the baseball World Series
30?
Pah, FIFA consists of 211 national associations.
but its quality not quantity - by definition any country that is civilised enough to play cricket is on the quality side
Cricket is a symbol of British colonial oppression
More urgently, I’m trying and failing to explain to my German wife what the point of cricket is, why we should care about the World Cup when countries like, errr, Germany can’t be bothered, and why today was such a great match. Any ideas?
Hard to justify calling it a world cup, when only about 4 countries play the sport.
About thirty countries play international cricket. I’m not sure how many play in the baseball World Series
30?
Pah, FIFA consists of 211 national associations.
‘‘Twas just a guess, I think cricket and rugby union are on a par for world class international team and the way the World Cup plays out is not that different but I stand to be corrected.
More urgently, I’m trying and failing to explain to my German wife what the point of cricket is, why we should care about the World Cup when countries like, errr, Germany can’t be bothered, and why today was such a great match. Any ideas?
Hard to justify calling it a world cup, when only about 4 countries play the sport.
About thirty countries play international cricket. I’m not sure how many play in the baseball World Series
30?
Pah, FIFA consists of 211 national associations.
but its quality not quantity - by definition any country that is civilised enough to play cricket is on the quality side
Cricket is a symbol of British colonial oppression
So, phytosanitary checks on the Northern Irish border, anyone?
More urgently, I’m trying and failing to explain to my German wife what the point of cricket is, why we should care about the World Cup when countries like, errr, Germany can’t be bothered, and why today was such a great match. Any ideas?
My Ukrainian wife doesn’t understand why I’m still dancing around the house either. And it’s just turned her birthday!
She doesn’t understand that you’re happy to have lost £100 that you put on about five hours ago
Betfair voided the market on the match as it was a tie (buried in the Ts and Cs). I had £100 on both sides at roughly 2/1. Not that I care at all, but it must have cost Betfair a fortune to void a £100m market.
There was another market that included the tie, which many fewer people played.
She’s happy that I’m happy, and still doesn’t understand cricket. I’ll have her trained by the end of the Ashes.
I did wonder when it was a tie if bets would be voided but you clearly have won each way
I would have made ~£100 profit (less commission) on either definitive result, but ended up with nothing but my stakes back. The tie was the only result on which I didn’t win.
More urgently, I’m trying and failing to explain to my German wife what the point of cricket is, why we should care about the World Cup when countries like, errr, Germany can’t be bothered, and why today was such a great match. Any ideas?
Hard to justify calling it a world cup, when only about 4 countries play the sport.
About thirty countries play international cricket. I’m not sure how many play in the baseball World Series
The World Series is (possibly) named after the New York World newspaper, rather than claiming to be a World Cup, and began as the World’s Series.
The series was promoted and referred to as "The Championship of the United States",[5][6] "World's Championship Series", or "World's Series" for short. In his book Krakatoa: The Day the World Exploded: August 27, 1883, Simon Winchester mentions in passing that the World Series was named for the New York World newspaper,[7] but this view is disputed.[8] https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/World_Series
Maybe the start of another famous treble bet, England win the cricket World Cup, Liverpool win the premier league and the lib dems win ....... ok I can dream
So, phytosanitary checks on the Northern Irish border, anyone?
More urgently, I’m trying and failing to explain to my German wife what the point of cricket is, why we should care about the World Cup when countries like, errr, Germany can’t be bothered, and why today was such a great match. Any ideas?
My Ukrainian wife doesn’t understand why I’m still dancing around the house either. And it’s just turned her birthday!
Happy birthday to Mrs Pit (the elder?) and thanks for all your suggestions, got a giggle or two from us both
So, phytosanitary checks on the Northern Irish border, anyone?
More urgently, I’m trying and failing to explain to my German wife what the point of cricket is, why we should care about the World Cup when countries like, errr, Germany can’t be bothered, and why today was such a great match. Any ideas?
My Ukrainian wife doesn’t understand why I’m still dancing around the house either. And it’s just turned her birthday!
I did once stroll along a golf course with a Ukrainian lass of some considerable interest, the fathoming of a near half kilometer range to a 10cm target was a little beyond her, the explaining that there you had to complete18 of these ranges, more so.
Eight countries have won the football World Cup, six the cricket, 4 the rugby union, 2 the rugby league
The most remarkable thing, in my opinion, is that South Africa have not made even a final in the cricket world cup. They have massively underachieved since they came back into the fold in 1992.
Maybe the start of another famous treble bet, England win the cricket World Cup, Liverpool win the premier league and the lib dems win ....... ok I can dream
This could be the middle of a decent treble.
Liverpool win the Champions League, England the World Cup, Boris . . .
Eight countries have won the football World Cup, six the cricket, 4 the rugby union, 2 the rugby league
The most remarkable thing, in my opinion, is that South Africa have not made even a final in the cricket world cup. They have massively underachieved since they came back into the fold in 1992.
Eight countries have won the football World Cup, six the cricket, 4 the rugby union, 2 the rugby league
The most remarkable thing, in my opinion, is that South Africa have not made even a final in the cricket world cup. They have massively underachieved since they came back into the fold in 1992.
Surprised to see that Zimbabwe failed to qualify.
Well unfortunately the history around their cricket is very sad although I don’t recall the details but given what goes on out there it’s not surprising
Eight countries have won the football World Cup, six the cricket, 4 the rugby union, 2 the rugby league
The most remarkable thing, in my opinion, is that South Africa have not made even a final in the cricket world cup. They have massively underachieved since they came back into the fold in 1992.
Surprised to see that Zimbabwe failed to qualify.
Well unfortunately the history around their cricket is very sad although I don’t recall the details but given what goes on out there it’s not surprising
Otoh Afghanistan are doing well considering their issues.
Eight countries have won the football World Cup, six the cricket, 4 the rugby union, 2 the rugby league
The most remarkable thing, in my opinion, is that South Africa have not made even a final in the cricket world cup. They have massively underachieved since they came back into the fold in 1992.
Surprised to see that Zimbabwe failed to qualify.
Well unfortunately the history around their cricket is very sad although I don’t recall the details but given what goes on out there it’s not surprising
Otoh Afghanistan are doing well considering their issues.
A win by countback on boundaries + an astonishingly lucky overthrow 4 for Stokes ! We'll have to remember that one any time we have some inevitable bad luck in sport.
Eight countries have won the football World Cup, six the cricket, 4 the rugby union, 2 the rugby league
The most remarkable thing, in my opinion, is that South Africa have not made even a final in the cricket world cup. They have massively underachieved since they came back into the fold in 1992.
Surprised to see that Zimbabwe failed to qualify.
Obviously there are more important things than cricket or sport in general, but the impact on cricket in Zimbabwe is quite sad in my opinion. They had a good team in the 1990s and helped knock England out in 1999. On that subject, I think the format used in 1999 was better than the one used this time. Of course, had the 1999 format been used this time, England might have been out weeks ago.
Eight countries have won the football World Cup, six the cricket, 4 the rugby union, 2 the rugby league
The most remarkable thing, in my opinion, is that South Africa have not made even a final in the cricket world cup. They have massively underachieved since they came back into the fold in 1992.
Surprised to see that Zimbabwe failed to qualify.
Well unfortunately the history around their cricket is very sad although I don’t recall the details but given what goes on out there it’s not surprising
Otoh Afghanistan are doing well considering their issues.
I have friends involved in their setup, based out of Dubai. To say that the Afghan cricket team is completely inspiring a nation to rebuild themselves after all they’ve gone through, is the most gross of gross understatements.
Their participation in this tournament meant so much to define them as a nation on an international stage, irrespective of the results.
More urgently, I’m trying and failing to explain to my German wife what the point of cricket is, why we should care about the World Cup when countries like, errr, Germany can’t be bothered, and why today was such a great match. Any ideas?
Hard to justify calling it a world cup, when only about 4 countries play the sport.
About thirty countries play international cricket. I’m not sure how many play in the baseball World Series
30?
Pah, FIFA consists of 211 national associations.
but its quality not quantity - by definition any country that is civilised enough to play cricket is on the quality side
Cricket is a symbol of British colonial oppression
There were an awful lot of oppressed colonial Asians with England flags on their cars or faces round here tonight.
I used get_iplayer to make sure that I had access to the original - and if they do succeed in forcing an edit (which I think is highly unlikely), we can make sure the original stays in circulation
More urgently, I’m trying and failing to explain to my German wife what the point of cricket is, why we should care about the World Cup when countries like, errr, Germany can’t be bothered, and why today was such a great match. Any ideas?
Hard to justify calling it a world cup, when only about 4 countries play the sport.
About thirty countries play international cricket. I’m not sure how many play in the baseball World Series
30?
Pah, FIFA consists of 211 national associations.
but its quality not quantity - by definition any country that is civilised enough to play cricket is on the quality side
Cricket is a symbol of British colonial oppression
There were an awful lot of oppressed colonial Asians with England flags on their cars or faces round here tonight.
Eight countries have won the football World Cup, six the cricket, 4 the rugby union, 2 the rugby league
The most remarkable thing, in my opinion, is that South Africa have not made even a final in the cricket world cup. They have massively underachieved since they came back into the fold in 1992.
Surprised to see that Zimbabwe failed to qualify.
Well unfortunately the history around their cricket is very sad although I don’t recall the details but given what goes on out there it’s not surprising
Otoh Afghanistan are doing well considering their issues.
I have friends involved in their setup, based out of Dubai. To say that the Afghan cricket team is completely inspiring a nation to rebuild themselves after all they’ve gone through, is the most gross of gross understatements.
Their participation in this tournament meant so much to define them as a nation on an international stage, irrespective of the results.
I went on a good number of business trips to Bangladesh in the early 90's. Getting a test match with England would have opened up to me the riches of their (admittedly riches-light) country. Sadly, couldn't wangle it - but somebody else delivered that a few years later.
More urgently, I’m trying and failing to explain to my German wife what the point of cricket is, why we should care about the World Cup when countries like, errr, Germany can’t be bothered, and why today was such a great match. Any ideas?
Hard to justify calling it a world cup, when only about 4 countries play the sport.
About thirty countries play international cricket. I’m not sure how many play in the baseball World Series
30?
Pah, FIFA consists of 211 national associations.
There are 105 nations who play cricket and are full or associate members of the ICC.
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https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=DaAuxN1hJVU
More urgently, I’m trying and failing to explain to my German wife what the point of cricket is, why we should care about the World Cup when countries like, errr, Germany can’t be bothered, and why today was such a great match. Any ideas?
Heretic!
I sure as hell would like to hear what Boris thinks about them.
The real Fun House is the “Fan Boost”, whereby the drivers with the most social media followers get a few seconds of extra power on one occasion during the second half of the race.
By the way, there’s currently 4,000 people watching the worldwide live stream of the FE race on YouTube. That’s how popular it is.
Pah, FIFA consists of 211 national associations.
- Boris, 21 March 2005.
There was another market that included the tie, which many fewer people played.
She’s happy that I’m happy, and still doesn’t understand cricket. I’ll have her trained by the end of the Ashes.
Now if England ever win that, then we'd have something to shout about.
In proper rugby you have prise the ball from our cold cold dead hands.
https://twitter.com/theresa_may/status/1150489298438959105
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/World_Series
Liverpool win the Champions League, England the World Cup, Boris . . .
Fédération Internationale de Football Association
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/FIFA
https://twitter.com/alliehbnews/status/1150502850784616448?s=21
Their participation in this tournament meant so much to define them as a nation on an international stage, irrespective of the results.