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On May 11th 2010, my birthday as it happens, David Cameron was able to enter Downing Street even though he’d failed to win a majority as a result of the coalition deal with Nick Clegg’s Lib Dems.
The ideal solution would be for Boris Johnson to take over as Prime Minister, while Theresa May uses her personal warmth and natural charm as a person-person to negotiate a settled agreement between Kim Jong Trump and Donald Un. If that doesn't work, then after the nuclear war we should try Jacob Rees-Mogg as PM and Andrea Leadsom as Fon Setry.
What the posters lauding the McDonald's strikers are failing to realise when they talk about unionisation and ending ZHC's is that only two branches were affected, and that one apparently remained open for business.
Now, it might be the start of something bigger. Or it might be a handful of people making a lot of noise about something their fellow workers care little about. Or even a few people acting for political rather than socio-economic ends.
It certainly isn't a signal for something drastic to be done, yet.
According to the Beeb’s Quiz asking what was top of the betting for the name of the new Roral baby: ' It’s Alice, according to Labrokes and William Hill. .’
Seems to be an assumption it’ll be a girl! Otherwise the poor little chap will have a terrible time at school!
According to the Beeb’s Quiz asking what was top of the betting for the name of the new Roral baby: ' It’s Alice, according to Labrokes and William Hill. .’
Seems to be an assumption it’ll be a girl! Otherwise the poor little chap will have a terrible time at school!
Those extra 50 Lib Dem peers were because the Lib Dems were underrepresented in the Upper House compared to their representation in the Commons and their share of the popular vote, yes? So about 60 of the Lib Dem peers presumably don't vote now on the same basis? Or are the Lib Dems as hypocritical as the rest of the parties after all? Would they really have the balls to use this over representation to defeat the referendum result?
Interesting that Nick Clegg hasn't taken up residence. I wonder if he thinks there is still a way back to the Commons. Not if they behave like that there isn't.
Also nonsense, Dave did very well taking the Tories from 198 MPs to 308 MPs, the failure lies with the Tory headbangers that gave us William Hague and IDS over Ken Clarke.
Apologies for the confusion, the handover from Mike to myself wasn't smooth as usual, so that's why we had two threads published within 30 mins of each other this morning.
Apologies for the confusion, the handover from Mike to myself wasn't smooth as usual, so that's why we had two threads published within 30 mins of each other this morning.
Also nonsense, Dave did very well taking the Tories from 198 MPs to 308 MPs, the failure lies with the Tory headbangers that gave us William Hague and IDS over Ken Clarke.
Well we have JRM to look forward to soon it seems!
I don't buy that about the 7 weeks being because of the parliament act. Labour made it very clear they wanted the Tories to 'Bring it on' in terms of an election. Unless they thought Labour were bluffing!
Same reason why I think the SNP would vote for a vote of no confidence if it came up ( though that's more because their voters would abandon them if they are seen to prop up a Tory govt). its not a good look for a party to be scared to go to the voters
They're really paying the price for being infiltrated by people like IDS, Hannan, Carswell and assorted extremists. They should never have been allowed near a candidate selection committee.
Apologies for the confusion, the handover from Mike to myself wasn't smooth as usual, so that's why we had two threads published within 30 mins of each other this morning.
I'm hoping you didn't have to pry the keyboard from his hands ?
Predictions that the Brexit vote in June 2016 would lead foreign investors to shun Britain are proving wrong—so far. Statistics on foreign acquisitions of British firms in the second quarter of this year, out today, are likely to reveal plenty of action, building on overseas purchases of more than 250 British firms in 2016, the highest total since 2007. Foreign buyers see bargains, thanks to the pound’s 15% fall against other currencies since the vote. Defying gloomy forecasts, economic growth in Britain is holding up. The possibility that Britain will also quit the single market, making it no longer the gateway to Europe it once was, does not seem to bother foreign investors much. And Britain still has an attractively low rate of corporation tax (plus generous exemptions on top). Few foreign investors actively welcome Brexit, yet for now it is not doing too much harm.
Predictions that the Brexit vote in June 2016 would lead foreign investors to shun Britain are proving wrong—so far. Statistics on foreign acquisitions of British firms in the second quarter of this year, out today, are likely to reveal plenty of action, building on overseas purchases of more than 250 British firms in 2016, the highest total since 2007. Foreign buyers see bargains, thanks to the pound’s 15% fall against other currencies since the vote. Defying gloomy forecasts, economic growth in Britain is holding up. The possibility that Britain will also quit the single market, making it no longer the gateway to Europe it once was, does not seem to bother foreign investors much. And Britain still has an attractively low rate of corporation tax (plus generous exemptions on top). Few foreign investors actively welcome Brexit, yet for now it is not doing too much harm.
Predictions that the Brexit vote in June 2016 would lead foreign investors to shun Britain are proving wrong—so far. Statistics on foreign acquisitions of British firms in the second quarter of this year, out today, are likely to reveal plenty of action, building on overseas purchases of more than 250 British firms in 2016, the highest total since 2007. Foreign buyers see bargains, thanks to the pound’s 15% fall against other currencies since the vote. Defying gloomy forecasts, economic growth in Britain is holding up. The possibility that Britain will also quit the single market, making it no longer the gateway to Europe it once was, does not seem to bother foreign investors much. And Britain still has an attractively low rate of corporation tax (plus generous exemptions on top). Few foreign investors actively welcome Brexit, yet for now it is not doing too much harm.
Predictions that the Brexit vote in June 2016 would lead foreign investors to shun Britain are proving wrong—so far. Statistics on foreign acquisitions of British firms in the second quarter of this year, out today, are likely to reveal plenty of action, building on overseas purchases of more than 250 British firms in 2016, the highest total since 2007. Foreign buyers see bargains, thanks to the pound’s 15% fall against other currencies since the vote. Defying gloomy forecasts, economic growth in Britain is holding up. The possibility that Britain will also quit the single market, making it no longer the gateway to Europe it once was, does not seem to bother foreign investors much. And Britain still has an attractively low rate of corporation tax (plus generous exemptions on top). Few foreign investors actively welcome Brexit, yet for now it is not doing too much harm.
Possibly a confusion between capital investment and ownership of companies. Purchase of British companies doesn't necessarily mean more investment in Britain in terms of plant, equipment and jobs. In fact if it's a merger and British companies are looking to sell, the operations may go abroad.
Predictions that the Brexit vote in June 2016 would lead foreign investors to shun Britain are proving wrong—so far. Statistics on foreign acquisitions of British firms in the second quarter of this year, out today, are likely to reveal plenty of action, building on overseas purchases of more than 250 British firms in 2016, the highest total since 2007. Foreign buyers see bargains, thanks to the pound’s 15% fall against other currencies since the vote. Defying gloomy forecasts, economic growth in Britain is holding up. The possibility that Britain will also quit the single market, making it no longer the gateway to Europe it once was, does not seem to bother foreign investors much. And Britain still has an attractively low rate of corporation tax (plus generous exemptions on top). Few foreign investors actively welcome Brexit, yet for now it is not doing too much harm.
I wonder whether we'll see the same people who didn't realise that the coalition agreement wasn't legally binding make the same mistake with the Salisbury Convention as well.
I expect this clause will go through a few redrafts before it clears both Houses (see the thread header). Indeed, Mike's thread header could have been written with this clause in mind.
What the posters lauding the McDonald's strikers are failing to realise when they talk about unionisation and ending ZHC's is that only two branches were affected, and that one apparently remained open for business.
Now, it might be the start of something bigger. Or it might be a handful of people making a lot of noise about something their fellow workers care little about. Or even a few people acting for political rather than socio-economic ends.
It certainly isn't a signal for something drastic to be done, yet.
I was and still am a supporter of the anti-union legislation of the 1980s. The unions should not run the country nor be able to bring down governments simply because they don't like their politics. Nor should they be able to behave in ways which destroy companies and livelihoods.
But I do feel that some of the reaction to unions these days shows that the pendulum has swung too far the other way. Unions still have an important purpose to serve in protecting their members rights and working conditions and the fact that people go out on strike should not automatically be taken to mean there is far left militancy nor a political aim to the action.
They're really paying the price for being infiltrated by people like IDS, Hannan, Carswell and assorted extremists. They should never have been allowed near a candidate selection committee.
The extremists are people like Soubry and Clarke. They have never represented mainstream Tory thinking. Of course you wouldn't recognise that because you are on the ISIS wing of extremism.
Those extra 50 Lib Dem peers were because the Lib Dems were underrepresented in the Upper House compared to their representation in the Commons and their share of the popular vote, yes? So about 60 of the Lib Dem peers presumably don't vote now on the same basis? Or are the Lib Dems as hypocritical as the rest of the parties after all? Would they really have the balls to use this over representation to defeat the referendum result?
Interesting that Nick Clegg hasn't taken up residence. I wonder if he thinks there is still a way back to the Commons. Not if they behave like that there isn't.
The Lib Dems have not nominated any peers since the post-2015GE intake, with the exception of Viscount Thurso entering via an hereditary peers' by-election (though obviously, that was to replace a LD peer).
Presumably Clegg could take a peerage if he wanted but either is thinking of a Commons return or (more likely IMO) wants some time away from Westminster. I doubt there'll be many other LD peerages during the rest of the decade though.
Cambridge soaring in the rankings, Oxford stagnating.
Not in Prime Minister count........
A minor functionary, now Nobel Laureates, that's the real benchmark for a top university, 90 odd v 50 odd, another good benchmark is how many Cambridge graduates were recruited to work for MI5 and SIS.
Apologies for the confusion, the handover from Mike to myself wasn't smooth as usual, so that's why we had two threads published within 30 mins of each other this morning.
Is Mike off on holiday?
Oh, God, I don't think I can face another General Election campaign this autumn.
Apologies for the confusion, the handover from Mike to myself wasn't smooth as usual, so that's why we had two threads published within 30 mins of each other this morning.
Is Mike off on holiday?
Oh, God, I don't think I can face another General Election campaign this autumn.
Brenda from Bristol will have a few choice words if that is true...
Apologies for the confusion, the handover from Mike to myself wasn't smooth as usual, so that's why we had two threads published within 30 mins of each other this morning.
Is Mike off on holiday?
Oh, God, I don't think I can face another General Election campaign this autumn.
Yup, you're lumped with me for nearly three weeks.
What the posters lauding the McDonald's strikers are failing to realise when they talk about unionisation and ending ZHC's is that only two branches were affected, and that one apparently remained open for business.
Now, it might be the start of something bigger. Or it might be a handful of people making a lot of noise about something their fellow workers care little about. Or even a few people acting for political rather than socio-economic ends.
It certainly isn't a signal for something drastic to be done, yet.
I was and still am a supporter of the anti-union legislation of the 1980s. The unions should not run the country nor be able to bring down governments simply because they don't like their politics. Nor should they be able to behave in ways which destroy companies and livelihoods.
But I do feel that some of the reaction to unions these days shows that the pendulum has swung too far the other way. Unions still have an important purpose to serve in protecting their members rights and working conditions and the fact that people go out on strike should not automatically be taken to mean there is far left militancy nor a political aim to the action.
I agree about the usefulness of unions, and have said so in the past.
I am not automatically making that sort of assumption. However so far the scale of the disruption is ridiculously low, and the amount of media airtime and political comment from Labour high. It'll be interesting to see if this action spreads through more McDonalds branches or stagnates.
My post was mainly about the reaction to the strike from a couple of posters on here.
So the powers are too wide ranging for an elected UK government, but OK for the non elected EU Commission to have?
Parliament has these powers, what Mrs May is proposing is to take those powers ultra vires.
When I said I wanted to the country's first directly elected Dictator, this is how I would take absolute power.
Except they are only taken until we actually exit. Then they revert to parliament rather than to the EU.
I had a very simple test when The 'Great' Repeal Bill was announced, would I be happy with Jeremy Corbyn and John McDonnell having these powers, if I didn't, then it wasn't good enough for any Tory PM/Government.
So the powers are too wide ranging for an elected UK government, but OK for the non elected EU Commission to have?
Parliament has these powers, what Mrs May is proposing is to take those powers ultra vires.
When I said I wanted to the country's first directly elected Dictator, this is how I would take absolute power.
Except they are only taken until we actually exit. Then they revert to parliament rather than to the EU.
I had a very simple test when The 'Great' Repeal Bill was announced, would I be happy with Jeremy Corbyn and John McDonnell having these powers, if I didn't, then it wasn't good enough for any Tory PM/Government.
They are far too vague and broad.
Corbyn and McDonnell having any powers at all, ever, is enough to give me nightmares.
Cambridge soaring in the rankings, Oxford stagnating.
Not in Prime Minister count........
A minor functionary, now Nobel Laureates, that's the real benchmark for a top university, 90 odd v 50 odd, another good benchmark is how many Cambridge graduates were recruited to work for MI5 and SIS.
We don't win the WWII without the Alan Turing.
MI5, MI6 and the KGB.
Question is, what happened to the Oxford spy ring? Were they all caught, or were none caught?
Cambridge soaring in the rankings, Oxford stagnating.
Not in Prime Minister count........
A minor functionary, now Nobel Laureates, that's the real benchmark for a top university, 90 odd v 50 odd, another good benchmark is how many Cambridge graduates were recruited to work for MI5 and SIS.
We don't win the WWII without the Alan Turing.
MI5, MI6 and the KGB.
Question is, what happened to the Oxford spy ring? Were they all caught, or were none caught?
The rumour is that that the Cambridge spy ring was a cover to infiltrate the KGB, whereas the Oxford spy ring were a bunch of traitors that betrayed The United Kingdom, so it was covered up.
Cambridge soaring in the rankings, Oxford stagnating.
Not in Prime Minister count........
A minor functionary, now Nobel Laureates, that's the real benchmark for a top university, 90 odd v 50 odd, another good benchmark is how many Cambridge graduates were recruited to work for MI5 and SIS.
We don't win the WWII without the Alan Turing.
MI5, MI6 and the KGB.
Question is, what happened to the Oxford spy ring? Were they all caught, or were none caught?
The battle to become Labour’s next leader in Scotland has been marred by claims of dirty tricks after opponents of one of the frontrunners claimed it could be disastrous to pick a privately educated Englishman.
MSP Richard Leonard, an organiser for the GMB union for 20 years, is believed to be preparing to confirm his candidacy as the choice of the left after Kezia Dugdale unexpectedly quit last week.
He would be the first Englishman to lead the Scottish party but some Labour opponents say his broad Yorkshire accent and private schooling would play badly among Scottish voters as the party tries to regain ground lost to the SNP after a spate of poor elections.
I had a very simple test when The 'Great' Repeal Bill was announced, would I be happy with Jeremy Corbyn and John McDonnell having these powers...
And that is far more than just a hypothetical test. There's a real chance they will get chance to exercise such powers if enacted. Imagine what Corbyn and McDonnell would do to get Britain 'match fit' for Brexit before exit day?
Cambridge soaring in the rankings, Oxford stagnating.
Not in Prime Minister count........
A minor functionary, now Nobel Laureates, that's the real benchmark for a top university, 90 odd v 50 odd, another good benchmark is how many Cambridge graduates were recruited to work for MI5 and SIS.
We don't win the WWII without the Alan Turing.
MI5, MI6 and the KGB.
Question is, what happened to the Oxford spy ring? Were they all caught, or were none caught?
The rumour is that that the Cambridge spy ring was a cover to infiltrate the KGB, whereas the Oxford spy ring were a bunch of traitors that betrayed The United Kingdom, so it was covered up.
That was the irony -- the Cambridge spies were so good that the Russians were never really sure they were not double-agents.
But the staggering ineptitude of MI6 in housing these traitors -- two of whom were more-or-less permanently drunk -- is, well, not entirely unprecedented: didn't MI5 employ a relative of an IRA commander?
Cambridge soaring in the rankings, Oxford stagnating.
Not in Prime Minister count........
A minor functionary, now Nobel Laureates, that's the real benchmark for a top university, 90 odd v 50 odd, another good benchmark is how many Cambridge graduates were recruited to work for MI5 and SIS.
We don't win the WWII without the Alan Turing.
MI5, MI6 and the KGB.
Question is, what happened to the Oxford spy ring? Were they all caught, or were none caught?
The rumour is that that the Cambridge spy ring was a cover to infiltrate the KGB, whereas the Oxford spy ring were a bunch of traitors that betrayed The United Kingdom, so it was covered up.
That was the irony -- the Cambridge spies were so good that the Russians were never really sure they were not double-agents.
But the staggering ineptitude of MI6 in housing these traitors -- two of whom were more-or-less permanently drunk -- is, well, not entirely unprecedented: didn't MI5 employ a relative of an IRA commander?
MI5 has had the holy grail of defectors, their coups de main, the head of the IRA's Nutting Squad and Oleg Gordievsky.
Cambridge soaring in the rankings, Oxford stagnating.
Not in Prime Minister count........
A minor functionary, now Nobel Laureates, that's the real benchmark for a top university, 90 odd v 50 odd, another good benchmark is how many Cambridge graduates were recruited to work for MI5 and SIS.
We don't win the WWII without the Alan Turing.
MI5, MI6 and the KGB.
Question is, what happened to the Oxford spy ring? Were they all caught, or were none caught?
The rumour is that that the Cambridge spy ring was a cover to infiltrate the KGB, whereas the Oxford spy ring were a bunch of traitors that betrayed The United Kingdom, so it was covered up.
A bit harsh that the reward for successful infiltration by the Cambridge ring was being forced to retire in Russia ?
Cambridge soaring in the rankings, Oxford stagnating.
Not in Prime Minister count........
A minor functionary, now Nobel Laureates, that's the real benchmark for a top university, 90 odd v 50 odd, another good benchmark is how many Cambridge graduates were recruited to work for MI5 and SIS.
We don't win the WWII without the Alan Turing.
MI5, MI6 and the KGB.
Question is, what happened to the Oxford spy ring? Were they all caught, or were none caught?
The rumour is that that the Cambridge spy ring was a cover to infiltrate the KGB, whereas the Oxford spy ring were a bunch of traitors that betrayed The United Kingdom, so it was covered up.
A bit harsh that the reward for successful infiltration by the Cambridge ring was being forced to retire in Russia ?
I recently took a girl I met on tinder to Nandos. We had a lovely evening, and enjoyed each others company very much. After our meal, we repaired back to my house for a bottle of wine and a scientology doccumentary.
About an hour in to Louis Theroux and chill, my date got up to use the toilet. She returned with a panicked look in her eye, and told me she had something to tell me.
"I went for a poo in your toilet", she told me "and it would not flush. I don't know why I did this, but I panicked", she continued "I reached into the toilet bowl, wrapped it in tissue paper, and threw it out of the window".
I was understandably concerned, and told her we would go outside, bag up the offending poo in the garden, bin it, and pretend the whole sorry affair had never happened. Unfortunately, owing to a design quirk of my house, the toilet window does not in fact open to the garden, but instead into a narrow gap of about a foot and a half, seperated from the outside world by another (non-opening) double glazed window. It was into this twilight zone that my date had thrown her poo. Here are two photos to illustrate:
As can be seen in the picture, the inside window opens at the top, into the gap that is seperated from the garden by a non-opening double-glazed window pane. Seeing only one solution, I messaged our house group-chat, and went upstairs to find a hammer and chisel to smash open the window.
My date had other ideas.
Being an amateur gymnast, she was convinced that she could reach into the window and pull the poo out, using the tried and tested "inside out blag as glove" technique. Unfortunately she couldn't reach. She climbed further in and had the same problem. Eventually I agreed to give her a boost up and into the window. She climbed in head first after her own turd, reached deeper into the window, bagged it up, and passed it out, over the top and back into the toilet from whence it came. She called out to me to help her climb out from the window, I grabbed her waist and I pulled. But she was stuck. Stuck fast. Try as we might, we could not remove her from the window. She was stuck fast, upside down in the gap....
The battle to become Labour’s next leader in Scotland has been marred by claims of dirty tricks after opponents of one of the frontrunners claimed it could be disastrous to pick a privately educated Englishman.
MSP Richard Leonard, an organiser for the GMB union for 20 years, is believed to be preparing to confirm his candidacy as the choice of the left after Kezia Dugdale unexpectedly quit last week.
He would be the first Englishman to lead the Scottish party but some Labour opponents say his broad Yorkshire accent and private schooling would play badly among Scottish voters as the party tries to regain ground lost to the SNP after a spate of poor elections.
Surely the bigger problem is that no one has any idea who he is. I had honestly never heard of him until last week and I take a fair interest in these things. I googled him and have no recollection of seeing his face before.
Anas Sarwar is sufficiently worried that he is claiming to be a born again Corbynite. The idea that Mr Sarwar believes in anything other than Mr Sarwar is a bit of a stretch but he once seemed to quite like a certain Mr Blair.
The battle to become Labour’s next leader in Scotland has been marred by claims of dirty tricks after opponents of one of the frontrunners claimed it could be disastrous to pick a privately educated Englishman.
MSP Richard Leonard, an organiser for the GMB union for 20 years, is believed to be preparing to confirm his candidacy as the choice of the left after Kezia Dugdale unexpectedly quit last week.
He would be the first Englishman to lead the Scottish party but some Labour opponents say his broad Yorkshire accent and private schooling would play badly among Scottish voters as the party tries to regain ground lost to the SNP after a spate of poor elections.
I recently took a girl I met on tinder to Nandos. We had a lovely evening, and enjoyed each others company very much. After our meal, we repaired back to my house for a bottle of wine and a scientology doccumentary.
About an hour in to Louis Theroux and chill, my date got up to use the toilet. She returned with a panicked look in her eye, and told me she had something to tell me.
"I went for a poo in your toilet", she told me "and it would not flush. I don't know why I did this, but I panicked", she continued "I reached into the toilet bowl, wrapped it in tissue paper, and threw it out of the window".
I was understandably concerned, and told her we would go outside, bag up the offending poo in the garden, bin it, and pretend the whole sorry affair had never happened. Unfortunately, owing to a design quirk of my house, the toilet window does not in fact open to the garden, but instead into a narrow gap of about a foot and a half, seperated from the outside world by another (non-opening) double glazed window. It was into this twilight zone that my date had thrown her poo. Here are two photos to illustrate:
As can be seen in the picture, the inside window opens at the top, into the gap that is seperated from the garden by a non-opening double-glazed window pane. Seeing only one solution, I messaged our house group-chat, and went upstairs to find a hammer and chisel to smash open the window.
My date had other ideas.
Being an amateur gymnast, she was convinced that she could reach into the window and pull the poo out, using the tried and tested "inside out blag as glove" technique. Unfortunately she couldn't reach. She climbed further in and had the same problem. Eventually I agreed to give her a boost up and into the window. She climbed in head first after her own turd, reached deeper into the window, bagged it up, and passed it out, over the top and back into the toilet from whence it came. She called out to me to help her climb out from the window, I grabbed her waist and I pulled. But she was stuck. Stuck fast. Try as we might, we could not remove her from the window. She was stuck fast, upside down in the gap....
I recently took a girl I met on tinder to Nandos. We had a lovely evening, and enjoyed each others company very much. After our meal, we repaired back to my house for a bottle of wine and a scientology doccumentary.
About an hour in to Louis Theroux and chill, my date got up to use the toilet. She returned with a panicked look in her eye, and told me she had something to tell me.
"I went for a poo in your toilet", she told me "and it would not flush. I don't know why I did this, but I panicked", she continued "I reached into the toilet bowl, wrapped it in tissue paper, and threw it out of the window".
I was understandably concerned, and told her we would go outside, bag up the offending poo in the garden, bin it, and pretend the whole sorry affair had never happened. Unfortunately, owing to a design quirk of my house, the toilet window does not in fact open to the garden, but instead into a narrow gap of about a foot and a half, seperated from the outside world by another (non-opening) double glazed window. It was into this twilight zone that my date had thrown her poo. Here are two photos to illustrate:
As can be seen in the picture, the inside window opens at the top, into the gap that is seperated from the garden by a non-opening double-glazed window pane. Seeing only one solution, I messaged our house group-chat, and went upstairs to find a hammer and chisel to smash open the window.
My date had other ideas.
Being an amateur gymnast, she was convinced that she could reach into the window and pull the poo out, using the tried and tested "inside out blag as glove" technique. Unfortunately she couldn't reach. She climbed further in and had the same problem. Eventually I agreed to give her a boost up and into the window. She climbed in head first after her own turd, reached deeper into the window, bagged it up, and passed it out, over the top and back into the toilet from whence it came. She called out to me to help her climb out from the window, I grabbed her waist and I pulled. But she was stuck. Stuck fast. Try as we might, we could not remove her from the window. She was stuck fast, upside down in the gap....
Totally O/t but we do have cricket fans on here. Any comments on this story from the Guardian https://www.theguardian.com/sport/2017/sep/05/the-spin-carew-vilage-spirit-cricket about a team which, due to the vagaries of their leagues points system decalred at 18-1 to prevent their opponents getting enough bonus points to win the league.
I recently took a girl I met on tinder to Nandos. We had a lovely evening, and enjoyed each others company very much. After our meal, we repaired back to my house for a bottle of wine and a scientology doccumentary.
About an hour in to Louis Theroux and chill, my date got up to use the toilet. She returned with a panicked look in her eye, and told me she had something to tell me.
"I went for a poo in your toilet", she told me "and it would not flush. I don't know why I did this, but I panicked", she continued "I reached into the toilet bowl, wrapped it in tissue paper, and threw it out of the window".
I was understandably concerned, and told her we would go outside, bag up the offending poo in the garden, bin it, and pretend the whole sorry affair had never happened. Unfortunately, owing to a design quirk of my house, the toilet window does not in fact open to the garden, but instead into a narrow gap of about a foot and a half, seperated from the outside world by another (non-opening) double glazed window. It was into this twilight zone that my date had thrown her poo. Here are two photos to illustrate:
As can be seen in the picture, the inside window opens at the top, into the gap that is seperated from the garden by a non-opening double-glazed window pane. Seeing only one solution, I messaged our house group-chat, and went upstairs to find a hammer and chisel to smash open the window.
My date had other ideas.
Being an amateur gymnast, she was convinced that she could reach into the window and pull the poo out, using the tried and tested "inside out blag as glove" technique. Unfortunately she couldn't reach. She climbed further in and had the same problem. Eventually I agreed to give her a boost up and into the window. She climbed in head first after her own turd, reached deeper into the window, bagged it up, and passed it out, over the top and back into the toilet from whence it came. She called out to me to help her climb out from the window, I grabbed her waist and I pulled. But she was stuck. Stuck fast. Try as we might, we could not remove her from the window. She was stuck fast, upside down in the gap....
Totally O/t but we do have cricket fans on here. Any comments on this story from the Guardian https://www.theguardian.com/sport/2017/sep/05/the-spin-carew-vilage-spirit-cricket about a team which, due to the vagaries of their leagues points system decalred at 18-1 to prevent their opponents getting enough bonus points to win the league.
Read about this the other day.
It goes against the spirit of cricket, take the title away from them.
Totally O/t but we do have cricket fans on here. Any comments on this story from the Guardian https://www.theguardian.com/sport/2017/sep/05/the-spin-carew-vilage-spirit-cricket about a team which, due to the vagaries of their leagues points system decalred at 18-1 to prevent their opponents getting enough bonus points to win the league.
Cambridge soaring in the rankings, Oxford stagnating.
Not in Prime Minister count........
A minor functionary, now Nobel Laureates, that's the real benchmark for a top university, 90 odd v 50 odd, another good benchmark is how many Cambridge graduates were recruited to work for MI5 and SIS.
We don't win the WWII without the Alan Turing.
MI5, MI6 and the KGB.
Question is, what happened to the Oxford spy ring? Were they all caught, or were none caught?
The rumour is that that the Cambridge spy ring was a cover to infiltrate the KGB, whereas the Oxford spy ring were a bunch of traitors that betrayed The United Kingdom, so it was covered up.
A bit harsh that the reward for successful infiltration by the Cambridge ring was being forced to retire in Russia ?
True patriots. They took one for the team/UK.
The amusing part is that Guy Burgess got his friends and mother to send him clothes (including pyjamas and Old Etonian ties) from Savile Row and hampers from Fortnum & Mason.
Totally O/t but we do have cricket fans on here. Any comments on this story from the Guardian https://www.theguardian.com/sport/2017/sep/05/the-spin-carew-vilage-spirit-cricket about a team which, due to the vagaries of their leagues points system decalred at 18-1 to prevent their opponents getting enough bonus points to win the league.
Read about this the other day.
It goes against the spirit of cricket, take the title away from them.
I remember as a junior been instructed to do something similar. I opened with another kid and we were told to basically a) not get out and b) not score any runs. It was a timed game and we were just trying to run the clock down, and to keep complaining about the light.
I think we were 20-0 off 30 overs when we were offered and accepted bad light.
Unsurprisingly, we got massive abuse from the spectators.
Cambridge soaring in the rankings, Oxford stagnating.
Not in Prime Minister count........
A minor functionary, now Nobel Laureates, that's the real benchmark for a top university, 90 odd v 50 odd, another good benchmark is how many Cambridge graduates were recruited to work for MI5 and SIS.
We don't win the WWII without the Alan Turing.
MI5, MI6 and the KGB.
Question is, what happened to the Oxford spy ring? Were they all caught, or were none caught?
The rumour is that that the Cambridge spy ring was a cover to infiltrate the KGB, whereas the Oxford spy ring were a bunch of traitors that betrayed The United Kingdom, so it was covered up.
A bit harsh that the reward for successful infiltration by the Cambridge ring was being forced to retire in Russia ?
True patriots. They took one for the team/UK.
The amusing part is that Guy Burgess got his friends and mother to send him clothes (including pyjamas and Old Etonian ties) from Savile Row and hampers from Fortnum & Mason.
There are interviews with Philby and Burgess on Youtube and they both have the most extraordinary upper class accents, especially Burgess whose strangulated vowels make the Queen sound common.
I recently took a girl I met on tinder to Nandos. We had a lovely evening, and enjoyed each others company very much. After our meal, we repaired back to my house for a bottle of wine and a scientology doccumentary.
About an hour in to Louis Theroux and chill, my date got up to use the toilet. She returned with a panicked look in her eye, and told me she had something to tell me.
"I went for a poo in your toilet", she told me "and it would not flush. I don't know why I did this, but I panicked", she continued "I reached into the toilet bowl, wrapped it in tissue paper, and threw it out of the window".
I was understandably concerned, and told her we would go outside, bag up the offending poo in the garden, bin it, and pretend the whole sorry affair had never happened. Unfortunately, owing to a design quirk of my house, the toilet window does not in fact open to the garden, but instead into a narrow gap of about a foot and a half, seperated from the outside world by another (non-opening) double glazed window. It was into this twilight zone that my date had thrown her poo. Here are two photos to illustrate:
As can be seen in the picture, the inside window opens at the top, into the gap that is seperated from the garden by a non-opening double-glazed window pane. Seeing only one solution, I messaged our house group-chat, and went upstairs to find a hammer and chisel to smash open the window.
My date had other ideas.
Being an amateur gymnast, she was convinced that she could reach into the window and pull the poo out, using the tried and tested "inside out blag as glove" technique. Unfortunately she couldn't reach. She climbed further in and had the same problem. Eventually I agreed to give her a boost up and into the window. She climbed in head first after her own turd, reached deeper into the window, bagged it up, and passed it out, over the top and back into the toilet from whence it came. She called out to me to help her climb out from the window, I grabbed her waist and I pulled. But she was stuck. Stuck fast. Try as we might, we could not remove her from the window. She was stuck fast, upside down in the gap....
I recently took a girl I met on tinder to Nandos. We had a lovely evening, and enjoyed each others company very much. After our meal, we repaired back to my house for a bottle of wine and a scientology doccumentary.
About an hour in to Louis Theroux and chill, my date got up to use the toilet. She returned with a panicked look in her eye, and told me she had something to tell me.
"I went for a poo in your toilet", she told me "and it would not flush. I don't know why I did this, but I panicked", she continued "I reached into the toilet bowl, wrapped it in tissue paper, and threw it out of the window".
I was understandably concerned, and told her we would go outside, bag up the offending poo in the garden, bin it, and pretend the whole sorry affair had never happened. Unfortunately, owing to a design quirk of my house, the toilet window does not in fact open to the garden, but instead into a narrow gap of about a foot and a half, seperated from the outside world by another (non-opening) double glazed window. It was into this twilight zone that my date had thrown her poo. Here are two photos to illustrate:
As can be seen in the picture, the inside window opens at the top, into the gap that is seperated from the garden by a non-opening double-glazed window pane. Seeing only one solution, I messaged our house group-chat, and went upstairs to find a hammer and chisel to smash open the window.
My date had other ideas.
Being an amateur gymnast, she was convinced that she could reach into the window and pull the poo out, using the tried and tested "inside out blag as glove" technique. Unfortunately she couldn't reach. She climbed further in and had the same problem. Eventually I agreed to give her a boost up and into the window. She climbed in head first after her own turd, reached deeper into the window, bagged it up, and passed it out, over the top and back into the toilet from whence it came. She called out to me to help her climb out from the window, I grabbed her waist and I pulled. But she was stuck. Stuck fast. Try as we might, we could not remove her from the window. She was stuck fast, upside down in the gap....
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And OGH is only 7? They sure grow up fast these days
What the posters lauding the McDonald's strikers are failing to realise when they talk about unionisation and ending ZHC's is that only two branches were affected, and that one apparently remained open for business.
Now, it might be the start of something bigger. Or it might be a handful of people making a lot of noise about something their fellow workers care little about. Or even a few people acting for political rather than socio-economic ends.
It certainly isn't a signal for something drastic to be done, yet.
Seems to be an assumption it’ll be a girl! Otherwise the poor little chap will have a terrible time at school!
Interesting that Nick Clegg hasn't taken up residence. I wonder if he thinks there is still a way back to the Commons. Not if they behave like that there isn't.
Mrs May if you need to create a few hundred new Tory working peers myself and JohnO are willing to serve.
Same reason why I think the SNP would vote for a vote of no confidence if it came up ( though that's more because their voters would abandon them if they are seen to prop up a Tory govt). its not a good look for a party to be scared to go to the voters
https://lawfareblog.com/how-read-news-story-about-investigation-eight-tips-who-saying-what
If Brexit is to happen, then something along these lines (though I hope severely constrained by amendments) is almost inevitable.
https://espresso.economist.com/840c3eda3ea42ecd90aeb3434f3510b7?fsrc=scn/tw/te/bl/ed/brexitschmexitinvestinginbritain20170906espresso
But what do we do when we run out of things to sell?
The ex-owners of the firms that were sold, what do you think they're going to do with all the money they were paid for the sales?
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/education-41160914
Point of order: Clegg abandoned his plans to bugger up the Lords because the Commons wanted to actually scrutinise them.
http://www.bbc.com/news/uk-41150621
For once, I actually believe Jim...
https://order-order.com/2017/09/05/john-hemming-i-was-victim-of-false-sex-abuse-allegations/
But I do feel that some of the reaction to unions these days shows that the pendulum has swung too far the other way. Unions still have an important purpose to serve in protecting their members rights and working conditions and the fact that people go out on strike should not automatically be taken to mean there is far left militancy nor a political aim to the action.
Plus it would show she isn't surrounded by sycophants.
Presumably Clegg could take a peerage if he wanted but either is thinking of a Commons return or (more likely IMO) wants some time away from Westminster. I doubt there'll be many other LD peerages during the rest of the decade though.
http://researchbriefings.parliament.uk/ResearchBriefing/Summary/CBP-8079
Hold out for a hereditary dukedom.
When I said I wanted to the country's first directly elected Dictator, this is how I would take absolute power.
Perhaps you could go as a job lot and be the Dukes of Hazzard.
We don't win the WWII without the Alan Turing.
Oh, God, I don't think I can face another General Election campaign this autumn.
I am not automatically making that sort of assumption. However so far the scale of the disruption is ridiculously low, and the amount of media airtime and political comment from Labour high. It'll be interesting to see if this action spreads through more McDonalds branches or stagnates.
My post was mainly about the reaction to the strike from a couple of posters on here.
They are far too vague and broad.
Question is, what happened to the Oxford spy ring? Were they all caught, or were none caught?
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_King_and_Country_debate
The battle to become Labour’s next leader in Scotland has been marred by claims of dirty tricks after opponents of one of the frontrunners claimed it could be disastrous to pick a privately educated Englishman.
MSP Richard Leonard, an organiser for the GMB union for 20 years, is believed to be preparing to confirm his candidacy as the choice of the left after Kezia Dugdale unexpectedly quit last week.
He would be the first Englishman to lead the Scottish party but some Labour opponents say his broad Yorkshire accent and private schooling would play badly among Scottish voters as the party tries to regain ground lost to the SNP after a spate of poor elections.
https://www.thetimes.co.uk/article/english-row-in-scots-labour-race-tc8n9vxjs
But the staggering ineptitude of MI6 in housing these traitors -- two of whom were more-or-less permanently drunk -- is, well, not entirely unprecedented: didn't MI5 employ a relative of an IRA commander?
But it probably means one has to go to London, so no point my volunteering.
Good afternoon, everyone. Thanks for some interesting discussions to read.
I recently took a girl I met on tinder to Nandos. We had a lovely evening, and enjoyed each others company very much. After our meal, we repaired back to my house for a bottle of wine and a scientology doccumentary.
About an hour in to Louis Theroux and chill, my date got up to use the toilet. She returned with a panicked look in her eye, and told me she had something to tell me.
"I went for a poo in your toilet", she told me "and it would not flush. I don't know why I did this, but I panicked", she continued "I reached into the toilet bowl, wrapped it in tissue paper, and threw it out of the window".
I was understandably concerned, and told her we would go outside, bag up the offending poo in the garden, bin it, and pretend the whole sorry affair had never happened. Unfortunately, owing to a design quirk of my house, the toilet window does not in fact open to the garden, but instead into a narrow gap of about a foot and a half, seperated from the outside world by another (non-opening) double glazed window. It was into this twilight zone that my date had thrown her poo. Here are two photos to illustrate:
As can be seen in the picture, the inside window opens at the top, into the gap that is seperated from the garden by a non-opening double-glazed window pane. Seeing only one solution, I messaged our house group-chat, and went upstairs to find a hammer and chisel to smash open the window.
My date had other ideas.
Being an amateur gymnast, she was convinced that she could reach into the window and pull the poo out, using the tried and tested "inside out blag as glove" technique. Unfortunately she couldn't reach. She climbed further in and had the same problem. Eventually I agreed to give her a boost up and into the window. She climbed in head first after her own turd, reached deeper into the window, bagged it up, and passed it out, over the top and back into the toilet from whence it came. She called out to me to help her climb out from the window, I grabbed her waist and I pulled. But she was stuck. Stuck fast. Try as we might, we could not remove her from the window. She was stuck fast, upside down in the gap....
https://www.gofundme.com/9wvxt9-replacement-window
Anas Sarwar is sufficiently worried that he is claiming to be a born again Corbynite. The idea that Mr Sarwar believes in anything other than Mr Sarwar is a bit of a stretch but he once seemed to quite like a certain Mr Blair.
It goes against the spirit of cricket, take the title away from them.
I think we were 20-0 off 30 overs when we were offered and accepted bad light.
Unsurprisingly, we got massive abuse from the spectators.
https://twitter.com/SteveStuWill/status/903902395352080385
"The Salisbury Convention that the Lords should not stand in the way of a government implementing its manifesto commitments doesn’t apply ..........."
But surely the Government IS implementing its manifesto commitments so the convention ought to still stand..
I am shocked, shocked I tell you. Watching a scientology documentary.
https://twitter.com/faisalislam/status/905103541987139586