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    Morris_DancerMorris_Dancer Posts: 60,994
    Mr. Eagles, the most, I think, correct repetitions of a word in a grammatical sentence is eight.

    John, where James had 'had', had 'had had'. 'Had had' had been approved by the exam board as correct.
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    Mr. Eagles, the most, I think, correct repetitions of a word in a grammatical sentence is eight.

    John, where James had 'had', had 'had had'. 'Had had' had been approved by the exam board as correct.

    That's nothing. When a guy crashed his motorbike he said of his bike

    'The fucking fucker's fucking fucked'
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    MaxPBMaxPB Posts: 37,610

    Mr. Eagles, the most, I think, correct repetitions of a word in a grammatical sentence is eight.

    John, where James had 'had', had 'had had'. 'Had had' had been approved by the exam board as correct.

    Isn't there one with Buffalo?
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    Lib Dem surge

    Ormesby (Redcar) result:
    LDEM: 75.4% (+37.3)
    UKIP: 10.6% (-6.8)
    LAB: 9.7% (-9.4)
    CON: 3.2% (-8.4)
    NEP: 1.2% (+1.2)
    LDem HOLD.
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    FF43FF43 Posts: 15,758

    I once knew a teacher of French who dabbled in import/export. He said that success depended on 1. A well designed product 2. A competitive price 3. Delivering on time. Speaking the language of the customer came nowhere.

    I obviously don't know the background but I could imagine he got into the export business because of his languages experience. As a languages graduate I have mixed feelings. The only language you NEED to be able to speak is English. That comes by default for us. There are a couple of languages that I was reasonably fluent in, which I never speak now.

    On the other hand I don't regret the time spent learning languages. They opened up opportunities for me and different ways of looking at things. I am a different person for it. I know that's horribly pretentious, but other people who have put the very considerable effort into properly learning other languages will agree with me.
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    Ishmael_XIshmael_X Posts: 3,664

    Mr. Eagles, the most, I think, correct repetitions of a word in a grammatical sentence is eight.

    John, where James had 'had', had 'had had'. 'Had had' had been approved by the exam board as correct.

    Eleven:

    John, where James had had 'had', had had 'had had'. 'Had had' had had the approval of the exam board.
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    One for Owen Smith

    For the next government to call a second referendum on the EU would be...
    Acceptable: 34%
    Unacceptable: 56%
    (via YouGov)
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    PlatoSaidPlatoSaid Posts: 10,383
    Ishmael_X said:

    Mr. Eagles, the most, I think, correct repetitions of a word in a grammatical sentence is eight.

    John, where James had 'had', had 'had had'. 'Had had' had been approved by the exam board as correct.

    Eleven:

    John, where James had had 'had', had had 'had had'. 'Had had' had had the approval of the exam board.
    Can we have an example here - I can't imagine such a sentence.
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    DecrepitJohnLDecrepitJohnL Posts: 13,300

    Mr. Eagles, the most, I think, correct repetitions of a word in a grammatical sentence is eight.

    John, where James had 'had', had 'had had'. 'Had had' had been approved by the exam board as correct.

    Wouldn't it read better if the hads in the first sentence were had hads? Otherwise there is an abrupt change of tense in the second sentence.
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    MarqueeMarkMarqueeMark Posts: 50,130
    taffys said:

    Men's 10m platform this evening, Tom Daley in with a chance of a medal, China too IIRC.

    http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/olympics/37085511

    Here's the BBC's take on the battle for second.

    Thanks for that - very handy.
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    Morris_DancerMorris_Dancer Posts: 60,994
    From the BBC livefeed:
    "Who said it [Olympic parade] had to be in London? After all, London is only the capital of England - not Great Britain... "

    .....

    For a start, there's no country called Great Britain. And London's the capital of the UK.
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    PulpstarPulpstar Posts: 75,942
    Ishmael_X said:

    Mr. Eagles, the most, I think, correct repetitions of a word in a grammatical sentence is eight.

    John, where James had 'had', had 'had had'. 'Had had' had been approved by the exam board as correct.

    Eleven:

    John, where James had had 'had', had had 'had had'. 'Had had' had had the approval of the exam board.
    Had it now ?
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    On the subject of languages vs programming I studied both at school and took programming as an extra module (secondary to main degree) through my BSc and MSc but haven't really touched it beyond as a personal interest in the 12 years since graduation and suspect things have probably changed a bit since then in programming but wouldn't have in languages.

    However the key issue to learn in programming is not the language itself per se, it is the discipline and logic to elegantly and properly write in the right manner. On a linguistic comparison it isn't the vocabulary that matters as much as the grammar. Learning logic and thinking logically is very useful even if you never later program code.
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    I see politicians are now bickering over Team GB victory parade....
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    Actually this'll be a linguistic challenge

    Theresa May may hold an early May election
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    MarqueeMarkMarqueeMark Posts: 50,130

    Lib Dem surge

    Ormesby (Redcar) result:
    LDEM: 75.4% (+37.3)
    UKIP: 10.6% (-6.8)
    LAB: 9.7% (-9.4)
    CON: 3.2% (-8.4)
    NEP: 1.2% (+1.2)
    LDem HOLD.

    Have the LibDems re-opened the steelworks or something?
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    Morris_DancerMorris_Dancer Posts: 60,994
    Mr. Pulpstar, it had.

    Mr. L, it reads fine, you finickity tatterdemalion :p

    Mr. X, I believe you're right (do wonder if all the had hads work. Hmm).
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    theakestheakes Posts: 842
    Redcar by election: another enormous growth in Lib Dem vote polled over 75% of poll up 37%, identical to nearby Catterick last night. Conservative vote down again. We await the Kent and Surrey results
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    On the subject of languages vs programming I studied both at school and took programming as an extra module (secondary to main degree) through my BSc and MSc but haven't really touched it beyond as a personal interest in the 12 years since graduation and suspect things have probably changed a bit since then in programming but wouldn't have in languages.

    However the key issue to learn in programming is not the language itself per se, it is the discipline and logic to elegantly and properly write in the right manner. On a linguistic comparison it isn't the vocabulary that matters as much as the grammar. Learning logic and thinking logically is very useful even if you never later program code.

    It is why I tell people NEVER to go and do a degree in "Computer Programming", it has to be "Computer Science".
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    I see politicians are now bickering over Team GB victory parade....

    Let us hold it in Belfast. :lol:

    That said there's a strong argument for Yorkshire or Manchester.
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    MarqueeMarkMarqueeMark Posts: 50,130

    I see politicians are now bickering over Team GB victory parade....

    Let us hold it in Belfast. :lol:

    That said there's a strong argument for Yorkshire or Manchester.
    Make it Leeds. Anybody that complains can take it up with Nicola Adams.....
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    FrancisUrquhartFrancisUrquhart Posts: 76,285
    edited August 2016

    I see politicians are now bickering over Team GB victory parade....

    Let us hold it in Belfast. :lol:

    That said there's a strong argument for Yorkshire or Manchester.
    Perhaps they could re-purpose the infamous Boris BattleBus and take it on tour around the country. Might want to scrape that claim about the NHS off the side first though ;-)
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    tlg86tlg86 Posts: 25,193
    You'll probably need Google translate but this is rather depressing:

    http://tinyurl.com/z6dwh9c

    If it is true, then it really will be a sad day for football. Whether or not the leagues would be under pressure to select an acceptable team is another matter, and I'd expect the PL to come under a lot of pressure and to do the right thing and pick the fourth place team.
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    EPGEPG Posts: 6,013
    Patrick said:

    For all us politics / psephology geeks here on PB a brilliant set of Brexit referendum maps:

    https://medium.com/@jakeybob/brexit-maps-d70caab7315e#.6kouekuj6

    Enjoy

    Colour choice matters a lot and you can use it to argue different positions from the same map. Here, a two-tone palette argues the country is starkly divided, but by choosing very similar colours in the blue-green spectrum for 24-56 Remain and very different yellows for 56+, the country looks more united versus the cities/Scotland/Catholic Ulster. Anyone interested in colour in maps should strongly consider using the ColorBrewer palettes which successfully distinguish levels from each other.
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    Ishmael_X said:

    Mr. Eagles, the most, I think, correct repetitions of a word in a grammatical sentence is eight.

    John, where James had 'had', had 'had had'. 'Had had' had been approved by the exam board as correct.

    Eleven:

    John, where James had had 'had', had had 'had had'. 'Had had' had had the approval of the exam board.
    German does pretty well in the no-quotation-marks-allowed category with:

    "Wenn hinter Fliegen Fliegen fliegen, fliegen Fliegen Fliegen nach."
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    CharlesCharles Posts: 35,758

    I'm shocked by this, shocked I tell you.

    Ukip Youth Group Trade Islamophobic, Anti-Semitic And Homophobic Slurs In Secret Facebook Group

    ‘Some of the most racist, hurtful and pathetic comments I have ever seen.’

    http://m.huffpost.com/uk/entry/uk_57b5db59e4b026af7c4cf56a

    Isn't that contradictory though?

    I mean if they are "pathetic" why are they "hurtful"? Unless you are a whining jessie
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    Morris_DancerMorris_Dancer Posts: 60,994
    Mr. Enjineeya, German's excellence comes from ridiculous compound nouns. [I do like German. Hardly ever use my A-level in it but do sometimes play videogames auf Deutsch, and use what little I remember now and then when writing about the Kuhrisch].
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    PlatoSaidPlatoSaid Posts: 10,383

    On the subject of languages vs programming I studied both at school and took programming as an extra module (secondary to main degree) through my BSc and MSc but haven't really touched it beyond as a personal interest in the 12 years since graduation and suspect things have probably changed a bit since then in programming but wouldn't have in languages.

    However the key issue to learn in programming is not the language itself per se, it is the discipline and logic to elegantly and properly write in the right manner. On a linguistic comparison it isn't the vocabulary that matters as much as the grammar. Learning logic and thinking logically is very useful even if you never later program code.

    I learned Java and ended up dreaming about HTML - it was really weird.

    #JustSayNo kids.
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    Linguistic/gender point but in the thread title it says "Mrs. May's ..." which is quite formal. Normally Cameron, Brown, Blair etc are referred to as such and without the formal Mr. in front of their name.

    Maybe a subconscious issue or maybe I've just not noticed it in the past but why refer to her title but not others? Is it because she's new, a woman, or has a name that is a also month (though having a name that is a colour didn't seem to be an issue when referring to Brown).

    It's an editorial decision Mike and I made, because may is also a modal verb, so it can lead to problems/confusion, that's why we try and not use May on its own.
    So it is a change, glad I'm not crazy for spotting it.

    May may call may election ...
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    SandpitSandpit Posts: 49,919

    Linguistic/gender point but in the thread title it says "Mrs. May's ..." which is quite formal. Normally Cameron, Brown, Blair etc are referred to as such and without the formal Mr. in front of their name.

    Maybe a subconscious issue or maybe I've just not noticed it in the past but why refer to her title but not others? Is it because she's new, a woman, or has a name that is a also month (though having a name that is a colour didn't seem to be an issue when referring to Brown).

    Is it the same reason the Wimledon umpires refer to Nadal and Federer, but to Miss Williams and Mrs Henin?
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    CyclefreeCyclefree Posts: 25,220
    MaxPB said:

    The Italians managed to turn polenta into a trendy food. If they can do that with something that tastes like heated MDF, anything is possible.

    My gf made me try a polenta pizza in Milan recently. It felt like a wasted meal, literally no taste.
    Well, obviously. That sounds quite disgusting: never eat pizza outside of Naples. Pizza should have nothing but tomatoes, oregano, olive oil and mozzarella. Olives and basil if you must. San Marzano tomatoes and really fresh mozzarella from Battipaglia are one of life's great glories.

    Pineapple and ham and tuna and eggs just mark you out as a barbarian, fit only for Dominos.

    Polenta should be used like couscous: as a base for more delicious flavours and as a way of providing bulk.

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    Morris_DancerMorris_Dancer Posts: 60,994
    Whilst I'm trying to decide what to write next, and therefore procrastinating, I also learnt correct Japanese pronunciation of Warring States era names by playing Kessen III in Japanese [audio only]. And people say videogames aren't educational.

    [There's a Romance of the Three Kingdoms (13) out for PS4, though time, money etc mean I won't get it for a while, if I bother at all. I think the last I played, maybe 8, was pretty tedious].
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    SimonStClareSimonStClare Posts: 7,976

    Mr. Enjineeya, German's excellence comes from ridiculous compound nouns. [I do like German. Hardly ever use my A-level in it but do sometimes play videogames auf Deutsch, and use what little I remember now and then when writing about the Kuhrisch].

    Ich begann sie der Spionage für die andere Seite zu vermuten.
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    FF43FF43 Posts: 15,758

    FF43 said:


    YouGov have asked me a very interesting question.

    The number of pupils studying foreign languages at A Level has now reached a record low. If you were 16 today and had to choose, would you learn a foreign language or a computer programming language?

    Foreign language

    or

    Computer programming language


    I'm someone who is fluent in several languages, and I love learning different languages, I reckon if forced, I'd go for the computing programming course.

    What do other PBers think?

    Neither. Foreigners invariably speak English, and frankly we are so appalling at teaching foreign languages that anyone who wants to learn one should just go and live abroad for six months, if that is still allowed after Brexit. And though most jobs use computers, very few need program them.

    Spreadsheets. That's what the kids need to learn. The misuse and abuse of spreadsheets is rife and people need to have at least the basics. Accountants might use them to tot up cash balances but for everyone else they are used for tables, project-planning, ad hoc databases and probably even pictures of cats. It is all wrong but spreadsheets are ubiquitous.
    I m going to make a plea for a (short) course in philosophy. People in this country don't know how to turn out an argument. Say a staff member wants a new piece of equipment. They will attempt to justify it with facts - how much it costs; how many gigabytes it has; what connections it has etc. But they won't attempt to persuade on the benefits: I can save this amount of time; it takes the stress out of my job and you get a happier employee; it allows us to provide a more reliable service - or whatever
    I'd add to that that a lot of actual practical programming work is about turning vague ideas and problems expressed in human language into something specific enough to express in formal logic. I think philosophy is much better preparation for this than either maths or Computer Science.
    The favourite part of my job in developing productivity software is visiting users - not customers making the purchasing decisions but the normally low paid, put upon employees actually using the system. No-one ever asks their opinion of anything but they take you through what they do and then thay say, wouldn't it be better to move that thing over there, instead of having to click three times? And say to yourself, why didn't I think of this? It's just great.
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    Linguistic/gender point but in the thread title it says "Mrs. May's ..." which is quite formal. Normally Cameron, Brown, Blair etc are referred to as such and without the formal Mr. in front of their name.

    Maybe a subconscious issue or maybe I've just not noticed it in the past but why refer to her title but not others? Is it because she's new, a woman, or has a name that is a also month (though having a name that is a colour didn't seem to be an issue when referring to Brown).

    It's an editorial decision Mike and I made, because may is also a modal verb, so it can lead to problems/confusion, that's why we try and not use May on its own.
    So it is a change, glad I'm not crazy for spotting it.

    May may call may election ...
    We have in the past have occasionally called Jeremy Corbyn Mr Corbyn
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    Ishmael_XIshmael_X Posts: 3,664
    PlatoSaid said:

    Ishmael_X said:

    Mr. Eagles, the most, I think, correct repetitions of a word in a grammatical sentence is eight.

    John, where James had 'had', had 'had had'. 'Had had' had been approved by the exam board as correct.

    Eleven:

    John, where James had had 'had', had had 'had had'. 'Had had' had had the approval of the exam board.
    Can we have an example here - I can't imagine such a sentence.
    When translating the word "habuerat" John, where James had had 'had', had had 'had had'. 'Had had' had had the approval of the exam board.
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    SandpitSandpit Posts: 49,919
    edited August 2016
    PlatoSaid said:

    Ishmael_X said:

    Mr. Eagles, the most, I think, correct repetitions of a word in a grammatical sentence is eight.

    John, where James had 'had', had 'had had'. 'Had had' had been approved by the exam board as correct.

    Eleven:

    John, where James had had 'had', had had 'had had'. 'Had had' had had the approval of the exam board.
    Can we have an example here - I can't imagine such a sentence.
    A sign writer is putting up a sign above a fish and chip shop. The customer complains about the spacing of the sign, says he wants more space between the words 'fish' and 'and' and 'and' and 'chips' :)
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    Linguistic/gender point but in the thread title it says "Mrs. May's ..." which is quite formal. Normally Cameron, Brown, Blair etc are referred to as such and without the formal Mr. in front of their name.

    Maybe a subconscious issue or maybe I've just not noticed it in the past but why refer to her title but not others? Is it because she's new, a woman, or has a name that is a also month (though having a name that is a colour didn't seem to be an issue when referring to Brown).

    It's an editorial decision Mike and I made, because may is also a modal verb, so it can lead to problems/confusion, that's why we try and not use May on its own.
    So it is a change, glad I'm not crazy for spotting it.

    May may call may election ...
    We have in the past have occasionally called Jeremy Corbyn Mr Corbyn
    Not so often though.
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    PlatoSaidPlatoSaid Posts: 10,383
    Given all this code talk...

    Arthur ASCII
    #r4today Once you've seen it, it's in your head forever. Thanks Private Eye https://t.co/kiSDduc4DJ
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    MarqueeMarkMarqueeMark Posts: 50,130
    I wonder why the Russians synchronised swimming team decided on the Marilyn Manson look? Maybe drugs were involved?

    http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/video_and_audio/headlines/37124970
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    SandpitSandpit Posts: 49,919

    I see politicians are now bickering over Team GB victory parade....

    Let us hold it in Belfast. :lol:

    That said there's a strong argument for Yorkshire or Manchester.
    Perhaps they could re-purpose the infamous Boris BattleBus and take it on tour around the country. Might want to scrape that claim about the NHS off the side first though ;-)
    They should do a tour of the country with it. Take in half a dozen key cities over a week, finish with a massive party in Hyde Park followed by tea and biscuits with Mrs May at No.10. They deserve no less.
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    CharlesCharles Posts: 35,758

    So it looks like over the next couple of days, China has to get three more gold medals than GB to get second (because we are well ahead in silver medals). We have two guaranteed shots at gold (Adams, hockey) with a further distancing of the silver tally at worst. Gymnastics and wiff waff have finished. So apart from diving, where else are China going to get their golds?

    EDIT Damn it - rhythmic gymnastics still to come! That must be one where the Chinese excel? And badminton....

    I'm disappointed we have less than 3x the number of golds France have.

    Need to do better.
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    Gravesham East (Kent) result:
    CON: 36.0% (+8.4)
    LAB: 31.5% (-4.8)
    UKIP: 26.0% (+2.8)
    GRN: 4.3% (+4.3)
    LDEM: 2.3% (-1.5)
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    RazedabodeRazedabode Posts: 2,977
    Some interesting by election results..

    Conservative GAIN Gravesham East (Kent) from Labour.
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    Mr. Enjineeya, German's excellence comes from ridiculous compound nouns. [I do like German. Hardly ever use my A-level in it but do sometimes play videogames auf Deutsch, and use what little I remember now and then when writing about the Kuhrisch].

    What's ridiculous about them? It's just what German does instead of using adjunct nouns.
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    Morris_DancerMorris_Dancer Posts: 60,994
    Mr. StClare, must confess I don't know what that means.

    Schade. Or "Mensch!" as my German teacher would mutter whenever we got something obvious wrong.
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    PlatoSaidPlatoSaid Posts: 10,383

    I wonder why the Russians synchronised swimming team decided on the Marilyn Manson look? Maybe drugs were involved?

    http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/video_and_audio/headlines/37124970

    It's terribly clever - how do they sink and rise like that? But it's just weird - and immensely robotic/mannequin looks. Never seen the appeal of it.
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    CharlesCharles Posts: 35,758

    Linguistic/gender point but in the thread title it says "Mrs. May's ..." which is quite formal. Normally Cameron, Brown, Blair etc are referred to as such and without the formal Mr. in front of their name.

    Maybe a subconscious issue or maybe I've just not noticed it in the past but why refer to her title but not others? Is it because she's new, a woman, or has a name that is a also month (though having a name that is a colour didn't seem to be an issue when referring to Brown).

    It's an editorial decision Mike and I made, because may is also a modal verb, so it can lead to problems, that's why we try and not use May on its own.

    Is a good point. But you could use "PM May" instead?

    Is a work in progress, think of the thread when there's talk of an early election

    Mrs May may call an early election
    Use Will? instead

    "Will Mrs May call an early election?"
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    SandpitSandpit Posts: 49,919
    edited August 2016
    FF43 said:

    FF43 said:


    YouGov have asked me a very interesting question.

    What do other PBers think?

    Neither. Foreigners invariably speak English, and frankly we are so appalling at teaching foreign languages that anyone who wants to learn one should just go and live abroad for six months, if that is still allowed after Brexit. And though most jobs use computers, very few need program them.

    Spreadsheets. That's what the kids need to learn. The misuse and abuse of spreadsheets is rife and people need to have at least the basics. Accountants might use them to tot up cash balances but for everyone else they are used for tables, project-planning, ad hoc databases and probably even pictures of cats. It is all wrong but spreadsheets are ubiquitous.
    I m going to make a plea for a (short) course in philosophy. People in this country don't know how to turn out an argument. Say a staff member wants a new piece of equipment. They will attempt to justify it with facts - how much it costs; how many gigabytes it has; what connections it has etc. But they won't attempt to persuade on the benefits: I can save this amount of time; it takes the stress out of my job and you get a happier employee; it allows us to provide a more reliable service - or whatever
    I'd add to that that a lot of actual practical programming work is about turning vague ideas and problems expressed in human language into something specific enough to express in formal logic. I think philosophy is much better preparation for this than either maths or Computer Science.
    The favourite part of my job in developing productivity software is visiting users - not customers making the purchasing decisions but the normally low paid, put upon employees actually using the system. No-one ever asks their opinion of anything but they take you through what they do and then thay say, wouldn't it be better to move that thing over there, instead of having to click three times? And say to yourself, why didn't I think of this? It's just great.
    Yes, I used to do something similar. It's really important when speccing a new software product to spend time with the existing product and those that are using it. It's also amazing how the written business process for an action, authored by a head office operations manager, bears very little resemblance to how that same process works on the shop floor!
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    MarqueeMarkMarqueeMark Posts: 50,130

    Gravesham East (Kent) result:
    CON: 36.0% (+8.4)
    LAB: 31.5% (-4.8)
    UKIP: 26.0% (+2.8)
    GRN: 4.3% (+4.3)
    LDEM: 2.3% (-1.5)

    We have found the boundary of the LibDem surge....
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    PlatoSaidPlatoSaid Posts: 10,383
    Sandpit said:

    I see politicians are now bickering over Team GB victory parade....

    Let us hold it in Belfast. :lol:

    That said there's a strong argument for Yorkshire or Manchester.
    Perhaps they could re-purpose the infamous Boris BattleBus and take it on tour around the country. Might want to scrape that claim about the NHS off the side first though ;-)
    They should do a tour of the country with it. Take in half a dozen key cities over a week, finish with a massive party in Hyde Park followed by tea and biscuits with Mrs May at No.10. They deserve no less.
    Absoutely, are the Royal Mail still painting gold post boxes?
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    theakestheakes Posts: 842
    Gravesham East Cons vote up 8%. Something here gain from Labour, Lib Dem vote appalling
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    Casino_RoyaleCasino_Royale Posts: 55,450

    YouGov have asked me a very interesting question.

    The number of pupils studying foreign languages at A Level has now reached a record low. If you were 16 today and had to choose, would you learn a foreign language or a computer programming language?

    Foreign language

    or

    Computer programming language


    I'm someone who is fluent in several languages, and I love learning different languages, I reckon if forced, I'd go for the computing programming course.

    What do other PBers think?

    I hate languages (because I'm shite at them)

    I'd focus on science, history and philosophy- but I did maths, physics and chemistry for a-level anyway so not too bad.

    I've just forgotten most of it.
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    Charles said:

    Linguistic/gender point but in the thread title it says "Mrs. May's ..." which is quite formal. Normally Cameron, Brown, Blair etc are referred to as such and without the formal Mr. in front of their name.

    Maybe a subconscious issue or maybe I've just not noticed it in the past but why refer to her title but not others? Is it because she's new, a woman, or has a name that is a also month (though having a name that is a colour didn't seem to be an issue when referring to Brown).

    It's an editorial decision Mike and I made, because may is also a modal verb, so it can lead to problems, that's why we try and not use May on its own.

    Is a good point. But you could use "PM May" instead?

    Is a work in progress, think of the thread when there's talk of an early election

    Mrs May may call an early election
    Use Will? instead

    "Will Mrs May call an early election?"
    Imagine if Will Straw became Labour leader ...
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    MarqueeMarkMarqueeMark Posts: 50,130
    PlatoSaid said:

    Given all this code talk...

    Arthur ASCII
    #r4today Once you've seen it, it's in your head forever. Thanks Private Eye https://t.co/kiSDduc4DJ


    That is a little bit spooky....
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    Gravesham East (Kent) result:
    CON: 36.0% (+8.4)
    LAB: 31.5% (-4.8)
    UKIP: 26.0% (+2.8)
    GRN: 4.3% (+4.3)
    LDEM: 2.3% (-1.5)

    We have found the boundary of the LibDem surge....
    'Go back to your constituencies and prepare to make minor gains, mainly in the South West and North of England'
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    MaxPBMaxPB Posts: 37,610
    I'd be up for doing the victory parade in Manchester. The Cycling team are based there and delivered 6 golds and 12 medals in all. We had it in London last time, no need to do it here again.
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    CharlesCharles Posts: 35,758
    Cyclefree said:

    MaxPB said:

    The Italians managed to turn polenta into a trendy food. If they can do that with something that tastes like heated MDF, anything is possible.

    My gf made me try a polenta pizza in Milan recently. It felt like a wasted meal, literally no taste.
    Well, obviously. That sounds quite disgusting: never eat pizza outside of Naples. Pizza should have nothing but tomatoes, oregano, olive oil and mozzarella. Olives and basil if you must. San Marzano tomatoes and really fresh mozzarella from Battipaglia are one of life's great glories.

    Pineapple and ham and tuna and eggs just mark you out as a barbarian, fit only for Dominos.

    Polenta should be used like couscous: as a base for more delicious flavours and as a way of providing bulk.

    In Socal they refer to pineapple and ham pizza as a "sweet pig" and it works really rather well...
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    FeersumEnjineeyaFeersumEnjineeya Posts: 3,900
    edited August 2016

    Mr. StClare, must confess I don't know what that means.

    Schade. Or "Mensch!" as my German teacher would mutter whenever we got something obvious wrong.

    It looks like the output of Google Translate in response to "I began to suspect you of spying for the other side." Unfortunately, though, it doesn't make grammatical sense.
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    Morris_DancerMorris_Dancer Posts: 60,994
    edited August 2016
    Mr. Enjineeya, because the words are comically enormous. [I'm not having a go at German, as I said, I really rather like it].

    Edited extra bit: Mr. Enjineeya (2), cheers for that.
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    Casino_RoyaleCasino_Royale Posts: 55,450
    Charles said:

    I'm shocked by this, shocked I tell you.

    Ukip Youth Group Trade Islamophobic, Anti-Semitic And Homophobic Slurs In Secret Facebook Group

    ‘Some of the most racist, hurtful and pathetic comments I have ever seen.’

    http://m.huffpost.com/uk/entry/uk_57b5db59e4b026af7c4cf56a

    Isn't that contradictory though?

    I mean if they are "pathetic" why are they "hurtful"? Unless you are a whining jessie
    I don't know why people would get so exorcised about some stuff a few numpties say in a secret Facebook group.

    Well, actually I do, but that makes it even worse: I could get annoyed by the left wing vapid bilge some of my friends post publicly, pretty much on a daily basis, but life is too short.
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    MaxPBMaxPB Posts: 37,610
    PlatoSaid said:

    Sandpit said:

    I see politicians are now bickering over Team GB victory parade....

    Let us hold it in Belfast. :lol:

    That said there's a strong argument for Yorkshire or Manchester.
    Perhaps they could re-purpose the infamous Boris BattleBus and take it on tour around the country. Might want to scrape that claim about the NHS off the side first though ;-)
    They should do a tour of the country with it. Take in half a dozen key cities over a week, finish with a massive party in Hyde Park followed by tea and biscuits with Mrs May at No.10. They deserve no less.
    Absoutely, are the Royal Mail still painting gold post boxes?
    No I don't think so.
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    SandpitSandpit Posts: 49,919
    PlatoSaid said:

    Sandpit said:

    I see politicians are now bickering over Team GB victory parade....

    Let us hold it in Belfast. :lol:

    That said there's a strong argument for Yorkshire or Manchester.
    Perhaps they could re-purpose the infamous Boris BattleBus and take it on tour around the country. Might want to scrape that claim about the NHS off the side first though ;-)
    They should do a tour of the country with it. Take in half a dozen key cities over a week, finish with a massive party in Hyde Park followed by tea and biscuits with Mrs May at No.10. They deserve no less.
    Absoutely, are the Royal Mail still painting gold post boxes?
    Apparently not. That was a one-off last time.
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    CharlesCharles Posts: 35,758
    Sandpit said:

    PlatoSaid said:

    Ishmael_X said:

    Mr. Eagles, the most, I think, correct repetitions of a word in a grammatical sentence is eight.

    John, where James had 'had', had 'had had'. 'Had had' had been approved by the exam board as correct.

    Eleven:

    John, where James had had 'had', had had 'had had'. 'Had had' had had the approval of the exam board.
    Can we have an example here - I can't imagine such a sentence.
    A sign writer is putting up a sign above a fish and chip shop. The customer complains about the spacing of the sign, says he wants more space between the words 'fish' and 'and' and 'and' and 'chips' :)
    Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch
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    MaxPBMaxPB Posts: 37,610
    Cyclefree said:

    MaxPB said:

    The Italians managed to turn polenta into a trendy food. If they can do that with something that tastes like heated MDF, anything is possible.

    My gf made me try a polenta pizza in Milan recently. It felt like a wasted meal, literally no taste.
    Well, obviously. That sounds quite disgusting: never eat pizza outside of Naples. Pizza should have nothing but tomatoes, oregano, olive oil and mozzarella. Olives and basil if you must. San Marzano tomatoes and really fresh mozzarella from Battipaglia are one of life's great glories.

    Pineapple and ham and tuna and eggs just mark you out as a barbarian, fit only for Dominos.

    Polenta should be used like couscous: as a base for more delicious flavours and as a way of providing bulk.

    I had the best tonno e cippola in Napoli last year. :)
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    CharlesCharles Posts: 35,758

    Charles said:

    I'm shocked by this, shocked I tell you.

    Ukip Youth Group Trade Islamophobic, Anti-Semitic And Homophobic Slurs In Secret Facebook Group

    ‘Some of the most racist, hurtful and pathetic comments I have ever seen.’

    http://m.huffpost.com/uk/entry/uk_57b5db59e4b026af7c4cf56a

    Isn't that contradictory though?

    I mean if they are "pathetic" why are they "hurtful"? Unless you are a whining jessie
    I don't know why people would get so exorcised about some stuff a few numpties say in a secret Facebook group.

    Well, actually I do, but that makes it even worse: I could get annoyed by the left wing vapid bilge some of my friends post publicly, pretty much on a daily basis, but life is too short.
    vapid bilge has staying power
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    Mr. Enjineeya, because the words are comically enormous. [I'm not having a go at German, as I said, I really rather like it].

    Edited extra bit: Mr. Enjineeya (2), cheers for that.

    I like "Mensch!" An inoffensive expression of total exasperation.
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    Charles said:

    Charles said:

    I'm shocked by this, shocked I tell you.

    Ukip Youth Group Trade Islamophobic, Anti-Semitic And Homophobic Slurs In Secret Facebook Group

    ‘Some of the most racist, hurtful and pathetic comments I have ever seen.’

    http://m.huffpost.com/uk/entry/uk_57b5db59e4b026af7c4cf56a

    Isn't that contradictory though?

    I mean if they are "pathetic" why are they "hurtful"? Unless you are a whining jessie
    I don't know why people would get so exorcised about some stuff a few numpties say in a secret Facebook group.

    Well, actually I do, but that makes it even worse: I could get annoyed by the left wing vapid bilge some of my friends post publicly, pretty much on a daily basis, but life is too short.
    vapid bilge has staying power
    Who was Vapid Bilge? Were they outed?
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    MaxPBMaxPB Posts: 37,610

    Charles said:

    Charles said:

    I'm shocked by this, shocked I tell you.

    Ukip Youth Group Trade Islamophobic, Anti-Semitic And Homophobic Slurs In Secret Facebook Group

    ‘Some of the most racist, hurtful and pathetic comments I have ever seen.’

    http://m.huffpost.com/uk/entry/uk_57b5db59e4b026af7c4cf56a

    Isn't that contradictory though?

    I mean if they are "pathetic" why are they "hurtful"? Unless you are a whining jessie
    I don't know why people would get so exorcised about some stuff a few numpties say in a secret Facebook group.

    Well, actually I do, but that makes it even worse: I could get annoyed by the left wing vapid bilge some of my friends post publicly, pretty much on a daily basis, but life is too short.
    vapid bilge has staying power
    Who was Vapid Bilge? Were they outed?
    I thought is was SeanT.
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    CyclefreeCyclefree Posts: 25,220
    Charles said:

    Cyclefree said:

    MaxPB said:

    The Italians managed to turn polenta into a trendy food. If they can do that with something that tastes like heated MDF, anything is possible.

    My gf made me try a polenta pizza in Milan recently. It felt like a wasted meal, literally no taste.
    Well, obviously. That sounds quite disgusting: never eat pizza outside of Naples. Pizza should have nothing but tomatoes, oregano, olive oil and mozzarella. Olives and basil if you must. San Marzano tomatoes and really fresh mozzarella from Battipaglia are one of life's great glories.

    Pineapple and ham and tuna and eggs just mark you out as a barbarian, fit only for Dominos.

    Polenta should be used like couscous: as a base for more delicious flavours and as a way of providing bulk.

    In Socal they refer to pineapple and ham pizza as a "sweet pig" and it works really rather well...
    Oh dear.......

    I am not in fact a great pizza lover but I do have it when I am in Naples. Once or twice a year there will do me. Everything else that passes for it is an abomination, as far as I'm concerned.

    I could quite happily live on nothing but pasta al pomodoro, mozzarella, tomatoes, arancini di riso, mortadella, lemons and panettone at Xmas for the rest of my life.............

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    Morris_DancerMorris_Dancer Posts: 60,994
    Mr. Enjineeya, little things like that are quite useful. I recall "Was zum Teufel?" ["What the hell?" but literally "What to the Devil?"] from Shadow Hearts: Covenant.

    It is genuinely useful to play videogames in a foreign language. Unfortunately, most only have an English language option, (or English-Japanese).

    When I get around to getting the DLC-laden Witcher 3 edition, I may try playing that auf Deutsch.
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    Pelham (Gravesham) result:
    LAB: 46.2% (-4.1)
    CON: 30.4% (-4.6)
    LDEM: 9.4% (+9.4)
    UKIP: 8.5% (+8.5)
    GRN: 3.3% (-11.5)
    EDEM: 2.2% (+2.2)
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    MaxPBMaxPB Posts: 37,610
    Cyclefree said:

    Charles said:

    Cyclefree said:

    MaxPB said:

    The Italians managed to turn polenta into a trendy food. If they can do that with something that tastes like heated MDF, anything is possible.

    My gf made me try a polenta pizza in Milan recently. It felt like a wasted meal, literally no taste.
    Well, obviously. That sounds quite disgusting: never eat pizza outside of Naples. Pizza should have nothing but tomatoes, oregano, olive oil and mozzarella. Olives and basil if you must. San Marzano tomatoes and really fresh mozzarella from Battipaglia are one of life's great glories.

    Pineapple and ham and tuna and eggs just mark you out as a barbarian, fit only for Dominos.

    Polenta should be used like couscous: as a base for more delicious flavours and as a way of providing bulk.

    In Socal they refer to pineapple and ham pizza as a "sweet pig" and it works really rather well...
    Oh dear.......

    I am not in fact a great pizza lover but I do have it when I am in Naples. Once or twice a year there will do me. Everything else that passes for it is an abomination, as far as I'm concerned.

    I could quite happily live on nothing but pasta al pomodoro, mozzarella, tomatoes, arancini di riso, mortadella, lemons and panettone at Xmas for the rest of my life.............

    Might I recommend Franco Manca. I'm quite the pizza snob and generally only eat my own pizzas, but I do enjoy FM. Wouldn't go out for pizza anywhere else in London.
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    Mr. Enjineeya, little things like that are quite useful. I recall "Was zum Teufel?" ["What the hell?" but literally "What to the Devil?"] from Shadow Hearts: Covenant.

    It is genuinely useful to play videogames in a foreign language. Unfortunately, most only have an English language option, (or English-Japanese).

    When I get around to getting the DLC-laden Witcher 3 edition, I may try playing that auf Deutsch.

    "Videogames", Mr. Dancer? This noun compounding seems to be catching!
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    Morris_DancerMorris_Dancer Posts: 60,994
    Mr. Enjineeya, I blame the Germans.
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    DecrepitJohnLDecrepitJohnL Posts: 13,300
    edited August 2016
    Charles said:

    So it looks like over the next couple of days, China has to get three more gold medals than GB to get second (because we are well ahead in silver medals). We have two guaranteed shots at gold (Adams, hockey) with a further distancing of the silver tally at worst. Gymnastics and wiff waff have finished. So apart from diving, where else are China going to get their golds?

    EDIT Damn it - rhythmic gymnastics still to come! That must be one where the Chinese excel? And badminton....

    I'm disappointed we have less than 3x the number of golds France have.

    Need to do better.
    Not if they are to take up Sandpit's suggestion of tea and biscuits at Number 10. We must stop winning once the Cabinet table is full.
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    MaxPB said:

    Cyclefree said:

    Charles said:

    Cyclefree said:

    MaxPB said:

    The Italians managed to turn polenta into a trendy food. If they can do that with something that tastes like heated MDF, anything is possible.

    My gf made me try a polenta pizza in Milan recently. It felt like a wasted meal, literally no taste.
    Well, obviously. That sounds quite disgusting: never eat pizza outside of Naples. Pizza should have nothing but tomatoes, oregano, olive oil and mozzarella. Olives and basil if you must. San Marzano tomatoes and really fresh mozzarella from Battipaglia are one of life's great glories.

    Pineapple and ham and tuna and eggs just mark you out as a barbarian, fit only for Dominos.

    Polenta should be used like couscous: as a base for more delicious flavours and as a way of providing bulk.

    In Socal they refer to pineapple and ham pizza as a "sweet pig" and it works really rather well...
    Oh dear.......

    I am not in fact a great pizza lover but I do have it when I am in Naples. Once or twice a year there will do me. Everything else that passes for it is an abomination, as far as I'm concerned.

    I could quite happily live on nothing but pasta al pomodoro, mozzarella, tomatoes, arancini di riso, mortadella, lemons and panettone at Xmas for the rest of my life.............

    Might I recommend Franco Manca. I'm quite the pizza snob and generally only eat my own pizzas, but I do enjoy FM. Wouldn't go out for pizza anywhere else in London.
    My lad and his mate are making pizza down in the kitchen (it's raining, and they're finally bored with video games) even as a I write here in my office. The results may or may not be edible, but the kitchen will most definitely look like a tomato bomb detonation in a flour mill. :(
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    MTimTMTimT Posts: 7,034
    Cyclefree said:

    Charles said:

    Cyclefree said:

    MaxPB said:

    The Italians managed to turn polenta into a trendy food. If they can do that with something that tastes like heated MDF, anything is possible.

    My gf made me try a polenta pizza in Milan recently. It felt like a wasted meal, literally no taste.
    Well, obviously. That sounds quite disgusting: never eat pizza outside of Naples. Pizza should have nothing but tomatoes, oregano, olive oil and mozzarella. Olives and basil if you must. San Marzano tomatoes and really fresh mozzarella from Battipaglia are one of life's great glories.

    Pineapple and ham and tuna and eggs just mark you out as a barbarian, fit only for Dominos.

    Polenta should be used like couscous: as a base for more delicious flavours and as a way of providing bulk.

    In Socal they refer to pineapple and ham pizza as a "sweet pig" and it works really rather well...
    Oh dear.......

    I am not in fact a great pizza lover but I do have it when I am in Naples. Once or twice a year there will do me. Everything else that passes for it is an abomination, as far as I'm concerned.

    I could quite happily live on nothing but pasta al pomodoro, mozzarella, tomatoes, arancini di riso, mortadella, lemons and panettone at Xmas for the rest of my life.............

    What, no truffles? No tagliatelle al fungi? No prosciutto? No gelato? What an ascetic you are!
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    MaxPBMaxPB Posts: 37,610

    MaxPB said:

    Cyclefree said:

    Charles said:

    Cyclefree said:

    MaxPB said:

    The Italians managed to turn polenta into a trendy food. If they can do that with something that tastes like heated MDF, anything is possible.

    My gf made me try a polenta pizza in Milan recently. It felt like a wasted meal, literally no taste.
    Well, obviously. That sounds quite disgusting: never eat pizza outside of Naples. Pizza should have nothing but tomatoes, oregano, olive oil and mozzarella. Olives and basil if you must. San Marzano tomatoes and really fresh mozzarella from Battipaglia are one of life's great glories.

    Pineapple and ham and tuna and eggs just mark you out as a barbarian, fit only for Dominos.

    Polenta should be used like couscous: as a base for more delicious flavours and as a way of providing bulk.

    In Socal they refer to pineapple and ham pizza as a "sweet pig" and it works really rather well...
    Oh dear.......

    I am not in fact a great pizza lover but I do have it when I am in Naples. Once or twice a year there will do me. Everything else that passes for it is an abomination, as far as I'm concerned.

    I could quite happily live on nothing but pasta al pomodoro, mozzarella, tomatoes, arancini di riso, mortadella, lemons and panettone at Xmas for the rest of my life.............

    Might I recommend Franco Manca. I'm quite the pizza snob and generally only eat my own pizzas, but I do enjoy FM. Wouldn't go out for pizza anywhere else in London.
    My lad and his mate are making pizza down in the kitchen (it's raining, and they're finally bored with video games) even as a I write here in my office. The results may or may not be edible, but the kitchen will most definitely look like a tomato bomb detonation in a flour mill. :(
    Everyone has to start somewhere! When it was me I was in my parent's kitchen making an awful mess. Now I'm in my own kitchen making less of a mess and with the right tools to bake a pizza in 160 seconds, the best ovens do them in 90, but unfortunately I don't have a garden in which to build a wood fired oven. :(
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    david_herdsondavid_herdson Posts: 17,419

    Gravesham East (Kent) result:
    CON: 36.0% (+8.4)
    LAB: 31.5% (-4.8)
    UKIP: 26.0% (+2.8)
    GRN: 4.3% (+4.3)
    LDEM: 2.3% (-1.5)

    Proper election too, not some Town Council nothingness. The actual numbers are Con 1758 / Lab 1538 / UKIP 1272.

    It was a very low turnout but even so, poor result for Labour in the sort of seat they need to be winning to form a government.
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    FrancisUrquhartFrancisUrquhart Posts: 76,285
    edited August 2016
    Apparently the Brownlee's first triathlon coach was called Coz Tantrum....

    There is some other good nuggets in the article e.g. went to buy an Aston Martin, came back with a Volvo (who says Yorkshire folk are tight)

    http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/olympics/37126597
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    Scott_PScott_P Posts: 51,453
    We are going to need a medal table to decide the Victory parade.

    How many medals from

    Scotland
    Wales
    Yorkshire
    London
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    JohnOJohnO Posts: 4,215

    Gravesham East (Kent) result:
    CON: 36.0% (+8.4)
    LAB: 31.5% (-4.8)
    UKIP: 26.0% (+2.8)
    GRN: 4.3% (+4.3)
    LDEM: 2.3% (-1.5)

    Proper election too, not some Town Council nothingness. The actual numbers are Con 1758 / Lab 1538 / UKIP 1272.

    It was a very low turnout but even so, poor result for Labour in the sort of seat they need to be winning to form a government.
    On the face of it, that looks like a pretty respectable turnout even for a County Division.
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    CyclefreeCyclefree Posts: 25,220
    MTimT said:

    Cyclefree said:

    Charles said:

    Cyclefree said:

    MaxPB said:

    The Italians managed to turn polenta into a trendy food. If they can do that with something that tastes like heated MDF, anything is possible.

    My gf made me try a polenta pizza in Milan recently. It felt like a wasted meal, literally no taste.
    Well, obviously. That sounds quite disgusting: never eat pizza outside of Naples. Pizza should have nothing but tomatoes, oregano, olive oil and mozzarella. Olives and basil if you must. San Marzano tomatoes and really fresh mozzarella from Battipaglia are one of life's great glories.

    Pineapple and ham and tuna and eggs just mark you out as a barbarian, fit only for Dominos.

    Polenta should be used like couscous: as a base for more delicious flavours and as a way of providing bulk.

    In Socal they refer to pineapple and ham pizza as a "sweet pig" and it works really rather well...
    Oh dear.......

    I am not in fact a great pizza lover but I do have it when I am in Naples. Once or twice a year there will do me. Everything else that passes for it is an abomination, as far as I'm concerned.

    I could quite happily live on nothing but pasta al pomodoro, mozzarella, tomatoes, arancini di riso, mortadella, lemons and panettone at Xmas for the rest of my life.............

    What, no truffles? No tagliatelle al fungi? No prosciutto? No gelato? What an ascetic you are!
    Prosciutto is included in mortadella. Gelato is nice but not a "must have". Truffles: bah! Tagliatelli ai funghi are nice. I also like a good risotto and osso buco and I absolutely adore calves' brains, which were a regular in my childhood. Vitello tonnato and, indeed, veal of any kind is nice and I am partial to offal generally. Mussels, sea bass and pasta alle vongole and pasta soups with lentils, peas, beans, artichokes are also nice. My mother's meat loaf is unsurpassable.

    But if I were paring it down and trying to minimize cooking time so I could spend more time in the sea or in the garden or generally on the terrace, a glass of limoncello or good wine in hand, that's what I would choose.

    Still, if anyone wants to invite me to lunch/dinner where the other foods are on the menu.................. :)

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    david_herdsondavid_herdson Posts: 17,419
    JohnO said:

    Gravesham East (Kent) result:
    CON: 36.0% (+8.4)
    LAB: 31.5% (-4.8)
    UKIP: 26.0% (+2.8)
    GRN: 4.3% (+4.3)
    LDEM: 2.3% (-1.5)

    Proper election too, not some Town Council nothingness. The actual numbers are Con 1758 / Lab 1538 / UKIP 1272.

    It was a very low turnout but even so, poor result for Labour in the sort of seat they need to be winning to form a government.
    On the face of it, that looks like a pretty respectable turnout even for a County Division.
    It was 16.38%, according to Vote UK.
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    PlatoSaidPlatoSaid Posts: 10,383
    I hate pepperoni. And olives.

    There, I've said it.
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    MTimTMTimT Posts: 7,034
    Sandpit said:

    FF43 said:

    FF43 said:


    YouGov have asked me a very interesting question.

    What do other PBers think?

    Neither. Foreigners invariably speak English, and frankly we are so appalling at teaching foreign languages that anyone who wants to learn one should just go and live abroad for six months, if that is still allowed after Brexit. And though most jobs use computers, very few need program them.

    Spreadsheets. That's what the kids need to learn. The misuse and abuse of spreadsheets is rife and people need to have at least the basics. Accountants might use them to tot up cash balances but for everyone else they are used for tables, project-planning, ad hoc databases and probably even pictures of cats. It is all wrong but spreadsheets are ubiquitous.
    I m going to make a plea for a (short) course in philosophy. People in this country don't know how to turn out an argument. Say a staff member wants a new piece of equipment. They will attempt to justify it with facts - how much it costs; how many gigabytes it has; what connections it has etc. But they won't attempt to persuade on the benefits: I can save this amount of time; it takes the stress out of my job and you get a happier employee; it allows us to provide a more reliable service - or whatever
    I'd add to that that a lot of actual practical programming work is about turning vague ideas and problems expressed in human language into something specific enough to express in formal logic. I think philosophy is much better preparation for this than either maths or Computer Science.
    The favourite part of my job in developing productivity software is visiting users - not customers making the purchasing decisions but the normally low paid, put upon employees actually using the system. No-one ever asks their opinion of anything but they take you through what they do and then thay say, wouldn't it be better to move that thing over there, instead of having to click three times? And say to yourself, why didn't I think of this? It's just great.
    Yes, I used to do something similar. It's really important when speccing a new software product to spend time with the existing product and those that are using it. It's also amazing how the written business process for an action, authored by a head office operations manager, bears very little resemblance to how that same process works on the shop floor!
    In safety, we call that difference 'work as imagined' rather than 'work as done'. That gap is frequently large when major accidents happen. To improve safety, always ask the people who perform the at risk task, not their managers, to show you how work is done.
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    david_herdsondavid_herdson Posts: 17,419
    Scott_P said:

    We are going to need a medal table to decide the Victory parade.

    How many medals from

    Scotland
    Wales
    Yorkshire
    London

    Mike would no doubt want to note that Lancashire / the NW is doing quite well this time due to a certain Jason Kenny.
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    JohnOJohnO Posts: 4,215

    JohnO said:

    Gravesham East (Kent) result:
    CON: 36.0% (+8.4)
    LAB: 31.5% (-4.8)
    UKIP: 26.0% (+2.8)
    GRN: 4.3% (+4.3)
    LDEM: 2.3% (-1.5)

    Proper election too, not some Town Council nothingness. The actual numbers are Con 1758 / Lab 1538 / UKIP 1272.

    It was a very low turnout but even so, poor result for Labour in the sort of seat they need to be winning to form a government.
    On the face of it, that looks like a pretty respectable turnout even for a County Division.
    It was 16.38%, according to Vote UK.
    OK, yes, then low!
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    Scott_PScott_P Posts: 51,453

    Mike would no doubt want to note that Lancashire / the NW is doing quite well this time due to a certain Jason Kenny.

    True, but I was limiting the selection to places where we might want to actually hold a parade...
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    nunununu Posts: 6,024

    Lib Dem surge

    Ormesby (Redcar) result:
    LDEM: 75.4% (+37.3)
    UKIP: 10.6% (-6.8)
    LAB: 9.7% (-9.4)
    CON: 3.2% (-8.4)
    NEP: 1.2% (+1.2)
    LDem HOLD.

    Have the LibDems re-opened the steelworks or something?
    A terrible result for Corbyn.
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    CharlesCharles Posts: 35,758
    Scott_P said:

    Mike would no doubt want to note that Lancashire / the NW is doing quite well this time due to a certain Jason Kenny.

    True, but I was limiting the selection to places where we might want to actually hold a parade...
    Although we might be able to get the Duke of Lancaster involved in a parade there
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    MTimTMTimT Posts: 7,034
    Cyclefree said:

    MTimT said:

    Cyclefree said:

    Charles said:

    Cyclefree said:

    MaxPB said:

    The Italians managed to turn polenta into a trendy food. If they can do that with something that tastes like heated MDF, anything is possible.

    My gf made me try a polenta pizza in Milan recently. It felt like a wasted meal, literally no taste.
    Well, obviously. That sounds quite disgusting: never eat pizza outside of Naples. Pizza should have nothing but tomatoes, oregano, olive oil and mozzarella. Olives and basil if you must. San Marzano tomatoes and really fresh mozzarella from Battipaglia are one of life's great glories.

    Pineapple and ham and tuna and eggs just mark you out as a barbarian, fit only for Dominos.

    Polenta should be used like couscous: as a base for more delicious flavours and as a way of providing bulk.

    In Socal they refer to pineapple and ham pizza as a "sweet pig" and it works really rather well...
    Oh dear.......

    I am not in fact a great pizza lover but I do have it when I am in Naples. Once or twice a year there will do me. Everything else that passes for it is an abomination, as far as I'm concerned.

    I could quite happily live on nothing but pasta al pomodoro, mozzarella, tomatoes, arancini di riso, mortadella, lemons and panettone at Xmas for the rest of my life.............

    What, no truffles? No tagliatelle al fungi? No prosciutto? No gelato? What an ascetic you are!
    Prosciutto is included in mortadella. Gelato is nice but not a "must have". Truffles: bah! Tagliatelli ai funghi are nice. I also like a good risotto and osso buco and I absolutely adore calves' brains, which were a regular in my childhood. Vitello tonnato and, indeed, veal of any kind is nice and I am partial to offal generally. Mussels, sea bass and pasta alle vongole and pasta soups with lentils, peas, beans, artichokes are also nice. My mother's meat loaf is unsurpassable.

    But if I were paring it down and trying to minimize cooking time so I could spend more time in the sea or in the garden or generally on the terrace, a glass of limoncello or good wine in hand, that's what I would choose.

    Still, if anyone wants to invite me to lunch/dinner where the other foods are on the menu.................. :)

    Ah, there's part of the difference. While I like pottering in my kitchen garden and love the sea, I prefer to limit my time in the sun (for very sound family medical reasons), and suspect I enjoy my time in the kitchen as much as you do yours gardening or by the sea.

    Even so, simple dishes are very often the best.
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    nunununu Posts: 6,024

    Gravesham East (Kent) result:
    CON: 36.0% (+8.4)
    LAB: 31.5% (-4.8)
    UKIP: 26.0% (+2.8)
    GRN: 4.3% (+4.3)
    LDEM: 2.3% (-1.5)

    We have found the boundary of the LibDem surge....
    'Go back to your constituencies and prepare to make minor gains, mainly in the South West and North of England'
    and prehaps a couple in Scotland?
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    theakestheakes Posts: 842
    Town by elections Colne , Lancashire last night. Two Conservative seats, they held one, Lib Dems second and lost one to Lib Dems who seem to have had quite a good night in the North.
    Pelham ward Conservative % down.
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    Scott_PScott_P Posts: 51,453
    Charles said:

    Although we might be able to get the Duke of Lancaster involved in a parade there

    She could probably be persuaded to join a parade in London, Edinburgh, Cardiff or Leeds
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    Morris_DancerMorris_Dancer Posts: 60,994
    edited August 2016
    Mr. Urquhart, that Volvo anecdote's rather good.

    Miss Plato, the provision of olives was a factor when considering where to found Greek cities.

    One of them (maybe Byzantium) was described as perfect in all regards, excepting the lack of olives.

    Edited extra bit: anyway, must be off.
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    eekeek Posts: 25,007

    YouGov have asked me a very interesting question.

    The number of pupils studying foreign languages at A Level has now reached a record low. If you were 16 today and had to choose, would you learn a foreign language or a computer programming language?

    Foreign language

    or

    Computer programming language


    I'm someone who is fluent in several languages, and I love learning different languages, I reckon if forced, I'd go for the computing programming course.

    What do other PBers think?

    I hate languages (because I'm shite at them)

    I'd focus on science, history and philosophy- but I did maths, physics and chemistry for a-level anyway so not too bad.

    I've just forgotten most of it.
    The new GCSE Computer Science course is actually half decent - compared to the old one.

    My children may be biased (probably partly due to where the family income comes from) but both of them are taking it as one of the 2 options they had a free choice on...

    I think their viewpoint was they need a GCSE language to get into a decent uni but knowing how to write computer programs (even if its just Excel Macros) will help them find a decent job..
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    FF43FF43 Posts: 15,758
    Ishmael_X said:

    Mr. Eagles, the most, I think, correct repetitions of a word in a grammatical sentence is eight.

    John, where James had 'had', had 'had had'. 'Had had' had been approved by the exam board as correct.

    Eleven:

    John, where James had had 'had', had had 'had had'. 'Had had' had had the approval of the exam board.
    I believe this to be grammatically incorrect unless it is in the context of another sentence that is missing from this example. The pluperfect has to be relative to the perfect. The following is correct, I believe:

    John, where James had had 'had', had 'had had'. 'Had had' had had the approval of the exam board.

    Of course you could cheat as the 'had had' is in quotes and can be anything you like:

    John, where James had had 'had had had had had had had had had had had had had had had had had had had had had had had had had had had had had had had had had had had had had had had had had had had had had had had had had had had had had had had had had had had had had had had had had had had had had had had had had had had had had had had had had had had had had had had had had had had had had had had had had had had had had had had had had had had had had had had had had had had had had had had had ', had 'had had'. 'Had had' had had the approval of the exam board.
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