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    AndyJSAndyJS Posts: 29,395
    edited September 2015
    It's probably worth putting a small bet on Cooper at this stage. She won't win but there's bound to be a moment during the counting process where a rumour emerges saying she's doing better than expected which affects the odds.

    https://www.betfair.com/exchange/plus/#/politics/market/1.103946886
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    RobDRobD Posts: 59,210
    kle4 said:

    RobD said:

    What's the betting on a Tory 50% poll in this parliament? One can dream.....

    I have a feeling we'll all be disappointed at how relatively 'normal' polling is, with Tory leads for a bit, Labour then getting decent (but not necessarily high enough for an opposition) leads, which if are not decent enough will lead possibly to an ousting.
    Boo!
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    MikeKMikeK Posts: 9,053
    BREAKING::::
    http://www.bbc.co.uk/news
    NI first minister steps down
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    PaulyPauly Posts: 897
    edited September 2015
    DUP leaving finance and personnel minister Arlene Foster in executive as gatekeeper to stop crazy-lefty policies. She is staying on as temporary first minister to keep things going.
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    kle4kle4 Posts: 93,358
    Anyone wonder if the politicians of NI are upset that their usual level of political nincompoopery isn't getting attention because of Corbynmania, so they've decided to up their game?
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    taffystaffys Posts: 9,753
    ''I have a feeling we'll all be disappointed at how relatively 'normal' polling is...'

    Agreed.
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    GeoffM said:

    watford30 said:

    I heard that Baghdad has accepted Germany's kind offer of citizenship and the population are on their way. May be far fetched but what on earth has Merkel done and at what point will she be forced to retract and how can she retract.

    Well, that depends how many have already upped sticks and are on their way.

    1 million? 10 million?

    'Ach, but you kant come here, I only zaid 800,000'

    Merkel's probably made one of the worst decisions and announcements by a European politician, ever.
    I think "Let's split Poland between us; nobody will do anything about it" is also a contender.

    Also by a German as it happens. Arrogance is a feature, not a bug.

    Also, "Let's violate Belgian neutrality, no one will notice"...
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    Sunil_PrasannanSunil_Prasannan Posts: 50,010
    edited September 2015
    kle4 said:

    Anyone wonder if the politicians of NI are upset that their usual level of political nincompoopery isn't getting attention because of Corbynmania, so they've decided to up their game?

    Northern Ireland actually has a province-wide CLP.

    http://www.labourpartyni.org/
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    The situation in NI is very disturbing,more so for anyone who remembers "The Troubles".One of the reasons Labour supporting people,including me,need to stop using the term "Blairite" as an insult, is because it negates any political capital Labour can gain from wholeheartedly celebrating the massive achievements of the Blair government,particularly the 1st period from 1997-2001,including the social liberalism of the Human Rights Act and FOI Act but the jewel in the crown was the NI peace process which seems now to be under threat.
    The next Labour leader's appointment of a shadow NI secretary is thus perhaps the most pressing appointment.It must be someone who will be seen to be fair to all in NI and Jeremy Corbyn has work to do to gain the trust of unionists.There also remains the idea floated by Andy Burnham that Labour changes policy,organises and puts up candidates in NI.This makes sense if UK Labour decides to support a federal structure.
    I suggest Keir Starmer for the role and I hope to see him in the shadow cabinet and I second TSE's view that he is value at 20-1 for the next Labour leader.He is a man relatively "baggage free".
    I wonder if Jeremy does succession planning?
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    GeoffMGeoffM Posts: 6,071

    The situation in NI is very disturbing,more so for anyone who remembers "The Troubles".One of the reasons Labour supporting people,including me,need to stop using the term "Blairite" as an insult, is because it negates any political capital Labour can gain from wholeheartedly celebrating the massive achievements of the Blair government,particularly the 1st period from 1997-2001,including the social liberalism of the Human Rights Act and FOI Act but the jewel in the crown was the NI peace process which seems now to be under threat.
    The next Labour leader's appointment of a shadow NI secretary is thus perhaps the most pressing appointment.It must be someone who will be seen to be fair to all in NI and Jeremy Corbyn has work to do to gain the trust of unionists.There also remains the idea floated by Andy Burnham that Labour changes policy,organises and puts up candidates in NI.This makes sense if UK Labour decides to support a federal structure.
    I suggest Keir Starmer for the role and I hope to see him in the shadow cabinet and I second TSE's view that he is value at 20-1 for the next Labour leader.He is a man relatively "baggage free".
    I wonder if Jeremy does succession planning?

    Bollocks. NI was John Major.
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    GeoffMGeoffM Posts: 6,071

    GeoffM said:

    watford30 said:

    I heard that Baghdad has accepted Germany's kind offer of citizenship and the population are on their way. May be far fetched but what on earth has Merkel done and at what point will she be forced to retract and how can she retract.

    Well, that depends how many have already upped sticks and are on their way.

    1 million? 10 million?

    'Ach, but you kant come here, I only zaid 800,000'

    Merkel's probably made one of the worst decisions and announcements by a European politician, ever.
    I think "Let's split Poland between us; nobody will do anything about it" is also a contender.

    Also by a German as it happens. Arrogance is a feature, not a bug.

    Also, "Let's violate Belgian neutrality, no one will notice"...
    To be fair they were right about that both times.
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    HYUFDHYUFD Posts: 118,060
    edited September 2015
    AndyJS said:

    It's probably worth putting a small bet on Cooper at this stage. She won't win but there's bound to be a moment during the counting process where a rumour emerges saying she's doing better than expected which affects the odds.

    https://www.betfair.com/exchange/plus/#/politics/market/1.103946886

    I will be betting on Burnham tonight now his odds are at their longest. If he gets to the final two he has a better chance of winning than Cooper as more of his voters have preferenced Corbyn than Cooper voters. Corbyn of course remains favourite
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    Tim_BTim_B Posts: 7,669

    GeoffM said:

    watford30 said:

    I heard that Baghdad has accepted Germany's kind offer of citizenship and the population are on their way. May be far fetched but what on earth has Merkel done and at what point will she be forced to retract and how can she retract.

    Well, that depends how many have already upped sticks and are on their way.

    1 million? 10 million?

    'Ach, but you kant come here, I only zaid 800,000'

    Merkel's probably made one of the worst decisions and announcements by a European politician, ever.
    I think "Let's split Poland between us; nobody will do anything about it" is also a contender.

    Also by a German as it happens. Arrogance is a feature, not a bug.

    Also, "Let's violate Belgian neutrality, no one will notice"...
    Belgian neutrality - it's up there with Norwegian charisma in terms of meaningless phrases.
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    HurstLlamaHurstLlama Posts: 9,098
    GeoffM said:

    watford30 said:

    I heard that Baghdad has accepted Germany's kind offer of citizenship and the population are on their way. May be far fetched but what on earth has Merkel done and at what point will she be forced to retract and how can she retract.

    Well, that depends how many have already upped sticks and are on their way.

    1 million? 10 million?

    'Ach, but you kant come here, I only zaid 800,000'

    Merkel's probably made one of the worst decisions and announcements by a European politician, ever.
    I think "Let's split Poland between us; nobody will do anything about it" is also a contender.

    Also by a German as it happens. Arrogance is a feature, not a bug.

    Surely Uncle Joe's bargain was one of the best in history. He agreed to just take half of Poland and ended up with not only all of Poland but all of Eastern Europe and half of Germany having massacred nearly all the intelligentsia capable of inspiring original thought along the way. As they say, "Result!"
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    Tim_B said:

    GeoffM said:

    watford30 said:

    I heard that Baghdad has accepted Germany's kind offer of citizenship and the population are on their way. May be far fetched but what on earth has Merkel done and at what point will she be forced to retract and how can she retract.

    Well, that depends how many have already upped sticks and are on their way.

    1 million? 10 million?

    'Ach, but you kant come here, I only zaid 800,000'

    Merkel's probably made one of the worst decisions and announcements by a European politician, ever.
    I think "Let's split Poland between us; nobody will do anything about it" is also a contender.

    Also by a German as it happens. Arrogance is a feature, not a bug.

    Also, "Let's violate Belgian neutrality, no one will notice"...
    Belgian neutrality - it's up there with Norwegian charisma in terms of meaningless phrases.
    GeoffM said:

    GeoffM said:

    watford30 said:

    I heard that Baghdad has accepted Germany's kind offer of citizenship and the population are on their way. May be far fetched but what on earth has Merkel done and at what point will she be forced to retract and how can she retract.

    Well, that depends how many have already upped sticks and are on their way.

    1 million? 10 million?

    'Ach, but you kant come here, I only zaid 800,000'

    Merkel's probably made one of the worst decisions and announcements by a European politician, ever.
    I think "Let's split Poland between us; nobody will do anything about it" is also a contender.

    Also by a German as it happens. Arrogance is a feature, not a bug.

    Also, "Let's violate Belgian neutrality, no one will notice"...
    To be fair they were right about that both times.
    Britain declared war in 1914 because of that violation:

    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Treaty_of_London_(1839)
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    GeoffM said:

    The situation in NI is very disturbing,more so for anyone who remembers "The Troubles".One of the reasons Labour supporting people,including me,need to stop using the term "Blairite" as an insult, is because it negates any political capital Labour can gain from wholeheartedly celebrating the massive achievements of the Blair government,particularly the 1st period from 1997-2001,including the social liberalism of the Human Rights Act and FOI Act but the jewel in the crown was the NI peace process which seems now to be under threat.
    The next Labour leader's appointment of a shadow NI secretary is thus perhaps the most pressing appointment.It must be someone who will be seen to be fair to all in NI and Jeremy Corbyn has work to do to gain the trust of unionists.There also remains the idea floated by Andy Burnham that Labour changes policy,organises and puts up candidates in NI.This makes sense if UK Labour decides to support a federal structure.
    I suggest Keir Starmer for the role and I hope to see him in the shadow cabinet and I second TSE's view that he is value at 20-1 for the next Labour leader.He is a man relatively "baggage free".
    I wonder if Jeremy does succession planning?

    Bollocks. NI was John Major.
    The second, permanent IRA ceasefire happened after Sir John was defeated.
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    JEOJEO Posts: 3,656
    Plato said:
    The man just has this visceral hatred of America doesn't he?
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    RobDRobD Posts: 59,210

    GeoffM said:

    The situation in NI is very disturbing,more so for anyone who remembers "The Troubles".One of the reasons Labour supporting people,including me,need to stop using the term "Blairite" as an insult, is because it negates any political capital Labour can gain from wholeheartedly celebrating the massive achievements of the Blair government,particularly the 1st period from 1997-2001,including the social liberalism of the Human Rights Act and FOI Act but the jewel in the crown was the NI peace process which seems now to be under threat.
    The next Labour leader's appointment of a shadow NI secretary is thus perhaps the most pressing appointment.It must be someone who will be seen to be fair to all in NI and Jeremy Corbyn has work to do to gain the trust of unionists.There also remains the idea floated by Andy Burnham that Labour changes policy,organises and puts up candidates in NI.This makes sense if UK Labour decides to support a federal structure.
    I suggest Keir Starmer for the role and I hope to see him in the shadow cabinet and I second TSE's view that he is value at 20-1 for the next Labour leader.He is a man relatively "baggage free".
    I wonder if Jeremy does succession planning?

    Bollocks. NI was John Major.
    The second, permanent IRA ceasefire happened after Sir John was defeated.
    I think his point was that the process didn't start on May 2nd 1997, and a lot of groundwork was required to get that far.
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    Tim_BTim_B Posts: 7,669
    JEO said:

    Plato said:
    The man just has this visceral hatred of America doesn't he?
    He's lost me as a fan.
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    RobDRobD Posts: 59,210
    JEO said:

    Plato said:
    The man just has this visceral hatred of America doesn't he?
    They are supporting his friends opponents, so yeah!
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    Sunil_PrasannanSunil_Prasannan Posts: 50,010
    edited September 2015

    GeoffM said:

    watford30 said:

    I heard that Baghdad has accepted Germany's kind offer of citizenship and the population are on their way. May be far fetched but what on earth has Merkel done and at what point will she be forced to retract and how can she retract.

    Well, that depends how many have already upped sticks and are on their way.

    1 million? 10 million?

    'Ach, but you kant come here, I only zaid 800,000'

    Merkel's probably made one of the worst decisions and announcements by a European politician, ever.
    I think "Let's split Poland between us; nobody will do anything about it" is also a contender.

    Also by a German as it happens. Arrogance is a feature, not a bug.

    Surely Uncle Joe's bargain was one of the best in history. He agreed to just take half of Poland and ended up with not only all of Poland but all of Eastern Europe and half of Germany having massacred nearly all the intelligentsia capable of inspiring original thought along the way. As they say, "Result!"
    Also by pushing the Polish frontier back two hundred miles or so, he bought some time during the subsequent German invasion in 1941.
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    GeoffMGeoffM Posts: 6,071

    Tim_B said:

    GeoffM said:

    watford30 said:

    I heard that Baghdad has accepted Germany's kind offer of citizenship and the population are on their way. May be far fetched but what on earth has Merkel done and at what point will she be forced to retract and how can she retract.

    Well, that depends how many have already upped sticks and are on their way.

    1 million? 10 million?

    'Ach, but you kant come here, I only zaid 800,000'

    Merkel's probably made one of the worst decisions and announcements by a European politician, ever.
    I think "Let's split Poland between us; nobody will do anything about it" is also a contender.

    Also by a German as it happens. Arrogance is a feature, not a bug.

    Also, "Let's violate Belgian neutrality, no one will notice"...
    Belgian neutrality - it's up there with Norwegian charisma in terms of meaningless phrases.
    GeoffM said:

    GeoffM said:

    watford30 said:

    I heard that Baghdad has accepted Germany's kind offer of citizenship and the population are on their way. May be far fetched but what on earth has Merkel done and at what point will she be forced to retract and how can she retract.

    Well, that depends how many have already upped sticks and are on their way.

    1 million? 10 million?

    'Ach, but you kant come here, I only zaid 800,000'

    Merkel's probably made one of the worst decisions and announcements by a European politician, ever.
    I think "Let's split Poland between us; nobody will do anything about it" is also a contender.

    Also by a German as it happens. Arrogance is a feature, not a bug.

    Also, "Let's violate Belgian neutrality, no one will notice"...
    To be fair they were right about that both times.
    Britain declared war in 1914 because of that violation:

    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Treaty_of_London_(1839)
    Maybe, but it really all started when a bloke called Archie Duke shot an ostrich 'cause he was hungry.

    © Private Baldrick
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    taffys said:

    ''I have a feeling we'll all be disappointed at how relatively 'normal' polling is...'

    Agreed.

    Ditto - but still, the summer of madness has been a hoot to witness, I'm getting the T-Shirt.
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    GeoffMGeoffM Posts: 6,071

    GeoffM said:

    The situation in NI is very disturbing,more so for anyone who remembers "The Troubles".One of the reasons Labour supporting people,including me,need to stop using the term "Blairite" as an insult, is because it negates any political capital Labour can gain from wholeheartedly celebrating the massive achievements of the Blair government,particularly the 1st period from 1997-2001,including the social liberalism of the Human Rights Act and FOI Act but the jewel in the crown was the NI peace process which seems now to be under threat.
    The next Labour leader's appointment of a shadow NI secretary is thus perhaps the most pressing appointment.It must be someone who will be seen to be fair to all in NI and Jeremy Corbyn has work to do to gain the trust of unionists.There also remains the idea floated by Andy Burnham that Labour changes policy,organises and puts up candidates in NI.This makes sense if UK Labour decides to support a federal structure.
    I suggest Keir Starmer for the role and I hope to see him in the shadow cabinet and I second TSE's view that he is value at 20-1 for the next Labour leader.He is a man relatively "baggage free".
    I wonder if Jeremy does succession planning?

    Bollocks. NI was John Major.
    The second, permanent IRA ceasefire happened after Sir John was defeated.
    Last Tuesday also happened after Sir John was defeated.
    Unclear about your point, if any.
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    PlatoPlato Posts: 15,724
    Just for you https://twitter.com/PlatoSays/status/642010961767997440

    taffys said:

    ''I have a feeling we'll all be disappointed at how relatively 'normal' polling is...'

    Agreed.

    Ditto - but still, the summer of madness has been a hoot to witness, I'm getting the T-Shirt.
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    Tim_B said:

    JEO said:

    Plato said:
    The man just has this visceral hatred of America doesn't he?
    He's lost me as a fan.
    "Please! I like America!"
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    stodgestodge Posts: 13,116
    edited September 2015
    RobD said:

    What's the betting on a Tory 50% poll in this parliament? One can dream.....

    What's the betting on a poll with a Conservative vote share BELOW 30% ?

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    JEO said:

    Plato said:

    EPIC twitter.com/jimwaterson/status/641982714908934145

    The man just has this visceral hatred of America doesn't he?
    Standard attitude for the loony left. 'Great Satan' don't you know.
    The USA is a successful capitalist bastion against communism. Its obvious why the nutjob left hate it.

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    RobDRobD Posts: 59,210
    stodge said:

    RobD said:

    What's the betting on a Tory 50% poll in this parliament? One can dream.....

    What's the betting on a poll with a Conservative vote share BELOW 30% ?

    A mathematical impossibility :p
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    Tim_BTim_B Posts: 7,669
    GeoffM said:

    Tim_B said:

    GeoffM said:

    watford30 said:

    I heard that Baghdad has accepted Germany's kind offer of citizenship and the population are on their way. May be far fetched but what on earth has Merkel done and at what point will she be forced to retract and how can she retract.

    Well, that depends how many have already upped sticks and are on their way.

    1 million? 10 million?

    'Ach, but you kant come here, I only zaid 800,000'

    Merkel's probably made one of the worst decisions and announcements by a European politician, ever.
    I think "Let's split Poland between us; nobody will do anything about it" is also a contender.

    Also by a German as it happens. Arrogance is a feature, not a bug.

    Also, "Let's violate Belgian neutrality, no one will notice"...
    Belgian neutrality - it's up there with Norwegian charisma in terms of meaningless phrases.
    GeoffM said:

    GeoffM said:

    watford30 said:

    I heard that Baghdad has accepted Germany's kind offer of citizenship and the population are on their way. May be far fetched but what on earth has Merkel done and at what point will she be forced to retract and how can she retract.

    Well, that depends how many have already upped sticks and are on their way.

    1 million? 10 million?

    'Ach, but you kant come here, I only zaid 800,000'

    Merkel's probably made one of the worst decisions and announcements by a European politician, ever.
    I think "Let's split Poland between us; nobody will do anything about it" is also a contender.

    Also by a German as it happens. Arrogance is a feature, not a bug.

    Also, "Let's violate Belgian neutrality, no one will notice"...
    To be fair they were right about that both times.
    Britain declared war in 1914 because of that violation:

    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Treaty_of_London_(1839)
    Maybe, but it really all started when a bloke called Archie Duke shot an ostrich 'cause he was hungry.

    © Private Baldrick
    How did he know the ostrich was hungry?
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    stodgestodge Posts: 13,116
    RobD said:

    stodge said:

    RobD said:

    What's the betting on a Tory 50% poll in this parliament? One can dream.....

    What's the betting on a poll with a Conservative vote share BELOW 30% ?

    A mathematical impossibility :p
    How so ? Perfectly possible to imagine a severe midterm slump in popularity and problems relating to the EU referendum etc.

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    RobDRobD Posts: 59,210
    stodge said:

    RobD said:

    stodge said:

    RobD said:

    What's the betting on a Tory 50% poll in this parliament? One can dream.....

    What's the betting on a poll with a Conservative vote share BELOW 30% ?

    A mathematical impossibility :p
    How so ? Perfectly possible to imagine a severe midterm slump in popularity and problems relating to the EU referendum etc.

    I was being silly (hence the smiley)!
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    Tim_B said:

    GeoffM said:

    Tim_B said:

    GeoffM said:

    watford30 said:

    I heard that Baghdad has accepted Germany's kind offer of citizenship and the population are on their way. May be far fetched but what on earth has Merkel done and at what point will she be forced to retract and how can she retract.

    Well, that depends how many have already upped sticks and are on their way.

    1 million? 10 million?

    'Ach, but you kant come here, I only zaid 800,000'

    Merkel's probably made one of the worst decisions and announcements by a European politician, ever.
    I think "Let's split Poland between us; nobody will do anything about it" is also a contender.

    Also by a German as it happens. Arrogance is a feature, not a bug.

    Also, "Let's violate Belgian neutrality, no one will notice"...
    Belgian neutrality - it's up there with Norwegian charisma in terms of meaningless phrases.
    GeoffM said:

    GeoffM said:

    watford30 said:

    I heard that Baghdad has accepted Germany's kind offer of citizenship and the population are on their way. May be far fetched but what on earth has Merkel done and at what point will she be forced to retract and how can she retract.

    Well, that depends how many have already upped sticks and are on their way.

    1 million? 10 million?

    'Ach, but you kant come here, I only zaid 800,000'

    Merkel's probably made one of the worst decisions and announcements by a European politician, ever.
    I think "Let's split Poland between us; nobody will do anything about it" is also a contender.

    Also by a German as it happens. Arrogance is a feature, not a bug.

    Also, "Let's violate Belgian neutrality, no one will notice"...
    To be fair they were right about that both times.
    Britain declared war in 1914 because of that violation:

    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Treaty_of_London_(1839)
    Maybe, but it really all started when a bloke called Archie Duke shot an ostrich 'cause he was hungry.

    © Private Baldrick
    How did he know the ostrich was hungry?
    He refused to partake of Baldrick's "Rat au Van" :lol:
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    Good evening, comrades.

    Will the Conservative genie keep granting wishes? Will Labour attempt to eat its own face?

    We'll find out soon.
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    kle4kle4 Posts: 93,358
    edited September 2015
    stodge said:

    RobD said:

    stodge said:

    RobD said:

    What's the betting on a Tory 50% poll in this parliament? One can dream.....

    What's the betting on a poll with a Conservative vote share BELOW 30% ?

    A mathematical impossibility :p
    How so ? Perfectly possible to imagine a severe midterm slump in popularity and problems relating to the EU referendum etc.

    I'd have thought it more likely than the Tories getting to 50% - it requires plenty of things to go wrong to get to sub 30%, which might appear unlikely right now, but no matter how many things go right there are just too many people who will put anything other than Tory for them to get to 50% I think.

    That must be slightly annoying to Tories, but I guess they cannot get greedy.
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    HYUFDHYUFD Posts: 118,060
    JEO said:

    Plato said:
    The man just has this visceral hatred of America doesn't he?
    Corbyn, if he ever became PM, would rather have special relationships with Putin's Russia, Palestine and Cuba than the USA and Israel with the possible exception of a Sanders presidency
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    GeoffM said:

    GeoffM said:

    The situation in NI is very disturbing,more so for anyone who remembers "The Troubles".One of the reasons Labour supporting people,including me,need to stop using the term "Blairite" as an insult, is because it negates any political capital Labour can gain from wholeheartedly celebrating the massive achievements of the Blair government,particularly the 1st period from 1997-2001,including the social liberalism of the Human Rights Act and FOI Act but the jewel in the crown was the NI peace process which seems now to be under threat.
    The next Labour leader's appointment of a shadow NI secretary is thus perhaps the most pressing appointment.It must be someone who will be seen to be fair to all in NI and Jeremy Corbyn has work to do to gain the trust of unionists.There also remains the idea floated by Andy Burnham that Labour changes policy,organises and puts up candidates in NI.This makes sense if UK Labour decides to support a federal structure.
    I suggest Keir Starmer for the role and I hope to see him in the shadow cabinet and I second TSE's view that he is value at 20-1 for the next Labour leader.He is a man relatively "baggage free".
    I wonder if Jeremy does succession planning?

    Bollocks. NI was John Major.
    The second, permanent IRA ceasefire happened after Sir John was defeated.
    Last Tuesday also happened after Sir John was defeated.
    Unclear about your point, if any.
    Blair won the Election, IRA saw an end to evil Tory rule. Decided to do business with St. Tone.
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    Moses_Moses_ Posts: 4,865

    Charles said:

    TSE - you appear to have backed Cooper in the competition and yet predicted JC getting over 50%.

    Have I missed something?

    Auto correct gone mammary glands up I think
    You wanted to vote Corbyn, but after two letters, the auto-correct assumed that only a fuck-wit would want to vote that way, so....
    My phone is used to me regularly typing "Agent Cooper"
    She's dead. Wrapped in plastic.
    Yay someone got the reference. My friend really regrets becoming a field agent for a utility and having the surname Cooper.
    Does he/she have a partner called Dianne?

    No, but she does have a dog called Dale.
    Ha!

    Does she like cherry pie? I mean really?
    I take it this doesn't get old for you, but same can't be said for her?

    Any more news about Frost/Lynch wrt a new series yet? Last I hear, Lynch was back on board...
    My surname is one that leads to many jokes.

    The frustrating thing is not the jokes, but that the jokers believe that they are being witty and original.

    Believe me, you are not! I have heard every possible combination of joke on the topic.
    Could be worse, my friend has the name A Hooker.

    Everyone thinks they are the first person to tell her "I'm spending the next few hours with A Hooker"
    I participated in a investigation after a ship hit a dock. The captain was Captain Buckle, the investigating officer was Captain Basham and the class surveyor was Captain Dent

    They had immense pleasure in signing off the final damage report as

    Captains Basham, Buckle and Dent
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    Tim_BTim_B Posts: 7,669

    Tim_B said:

    GeoffM said:

    Tim_B said:

    GeoffM said:

    watford30 said:

    I heard that Baghdad has accepted Germany's kind offer of citizenship and the population are on their way. May be far fetched but what on earth has Merkel done and at what point will she be forced to retract and how can she retract.

    Well, that depends how many have already upped sticks and are on their way.

    1 million? 10 million?

    'Ach, but you kant come here, I only zaid 800,000'

    Merkel's probably made one of the worst decisions and announcements by a European politician, ever.
    I think "Let's split Poland between us; nobody will do anything about it" is also a contender.

    Also by a German as it happens. Arrogance is a feature, not a bug.

    Also, "Let's violate Belgian neutrality, no one will notice"...
    Belgian neutrality - it's up there with Norwegian charisma in terms of meaningless phrases.
    GeoffM said:

    GeoffM said:

    watford30 said:

    I heard that Baghdad has accepted Germany's kind offer of citizenship and the population are on their way. May be far fetched but what on earth has Merkel done and at what point will she be forced to retract and how can she retract.

    Well, that depends how many have already upped sticks and are on their way.

    1 million? 10 million?

    'Ach, but you kant come here, I only zaid 800,000'

    Merkel's probably made one of the worst decisions and announcements by a European politician, ever.
    I think "Let's split Poland between us; nobody will do anything about it" is also a contender.

    Also by a German as it happens. Arrogance is a feature, not a bug.

    Also, "Let's violate Belgian neutrality, no one will notice"...
    To be fair they were right about that both times.
    Britain declared war in 1914 because of that violation:

    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Treaty_of_London_(1839)
    Maybe, but it really all started when a bloke called Archie Duke shot an ostrich 'cause he was hungry.

    © Private Baldrick
    How did he know the ostrich was hungry?
    He refused to partake of Baldrick's "Rat au Van" :lol:
    Did he drink the coffee?
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    RobDRobD Posts: 59,210

    GeoffM said:

    GeoffM said:

    The situation in NI is very disturbing,more so for anyone who remembers "The Troubles".One of the reasons Labour supporting people,including me,need to stop using the term "Blairite" as an insult, is because it negates any political capital Labour can gain from wholeheartedly celebrating the massive achievements of the Blair government,particularly the 1st period from 1997-2001,including the social liberalism of the Human Rights Act and FOI Act but the jewel in the crown was the NI peace process which seems now to be under threat.
    The next Labour leader's appointment of a shadow NI secretary is thus perhaps the most pressing appointment.It must be someone who will be seen to be fair to all in NI and Jeremy Corbyn has work to do to gain the trust of unionists.There also remains the idea floated by Andy Burnham that Labour changes policy,organises and puts up candidates in NI.This makes sense if UK Labour decides to support a federal structure.
    I suggest Keir Starmer for the role and I hope to see him in the shadow cabinet and I second TSE's view that he is value at 20-1 for the next Labour leader.He is a man relatively "baggage free".
    I wonder if Jeremy does succession planning?

    Bollocks. NI was John Major.
    The second, permanent IRA ceasefire happened after Sir John was defeated.
    Last Tuesday also happened after Sir John was defeated.
    Unclear about your point, if any.
    Blair won the Election, IRA saw an end to evil Tory rule. Decided to do business with St. Tone.
    Yeah, that's how it went down....
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    MattW said:

    AndyJS said:

    SeanT said:

    Just been having a debate on Twitter with an intelligent europhile who hadn't worked out why mass Syrian/3rd World migration into Sweden/Germany was a problem for his side in the euroref.

    He hadn't worked out that Free Movement means they can come here, in time.

    If that's the calibre of europhile thinking the INNERS have a big problem.

    This seems to be one of those occasions where the more "intelligent" someone apparently is the more stupid they are when it comes to noticing the obvious.
    Intelligence does not equal being correct or more likely to reach the right conclusion, only that you have a very good innate ability to learn. But that doesn't mean it's consistently exercised.

    In Sweden, before the war, the educated elites though euthanasia was a jolly good thing.

    Intelligent people tend to think they have no prejudices when, in fact, they do, it's just they are more sophisticated in their explanation of those so they end up both sounding like they are rationalised positions and, through that, convincing themselves that they are too.
    As did the Fabians ...
    and Churchill & Roosevelt (T).
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    RobDRobD Posts: 59,210
    kle4 said:

    stodge said:

    RobD said:

    stodge said:

    RobD said:

    What's the betting on a Tory 50% poll in this parliament? One can dream.....

    What's the betting on a poll with a Conservative vote share BELOW 30% ?

    A mathematical impossibility :p
    How so ? Perfectly possible to imagine a severe midterm slump in popularity and problems relating to the EU referendum etc.

    I'd have thought it more likely than the Tories getting to 50% - it requires plenty of things to go wrong to get to sub 30%, which might appear unlikely right now, but no matter how many things go right there are just too many people who will put anything other than Tory for them to get to 50% I think.

    That must be slightly annoying to Tories, but I guess they cannot get greedy.
    Fine. I'll settle for 45%. A modest improvement over the current position. :D
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    GeoffMGeoffM Posts: 6,071
    Tim_B said:

    GeoffM said:



    Britain declared war in 1914 because of that violation:

    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Treaty_of_London_(1839)

    Maybe, but it really all started when a bloke called Archie Duke shot an ostrich 'cause he was hungry.

    © Private Baldrick
    How did he know the ostrich was hungry?
    Yes, you've cleverly spotted that the plan, of course, involved the ostrich being hungry.
    Which turned out to be a bad guess.


    Captain Blackadder: Yes, that's right. You see, there was a tiny flaw in the plan.
    Private Baldrick: What was that, sir?
    Captain Blackadder: It was bollocks.
    Private Baldrick: So the poor old ostrich died for nothing then.
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    HYUFD said:

    JEO said:

    Plato said:
    The man just has this visceral hatred of America doesn't he?
    Corbyn, if he ever became PM, would rather have special relationships with Putin's Russia, Palestine and Cuba than the USA and Israel with the possible exception of a Sanders presidency
    Bernie's brother Larry Sanders actually contested Oxford West & Abingdon at GE2015 for the Green Party. He only came fifth, however.

    https://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Oxford_West_and_Abingdon&redirect=no
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    GeoffMGeoffM Posts: 6,071

    GeoffM said:

    GeoffM said:

    The situation in NI is very disturbing,more so for anyone who remembers "The Troubles".One of the reasons Labour supporting people,including me,need to stop using the term "Blairite" as an insult, is because it negates any political capital Labour can gain from wholeheartedly celebrating the massive achievements of the Blair government,particularly the 1st period from 1997-2001,including the social liberalism of the Human Rights Act and FOI Act but the jewel in the crown was the NI peace process which seems now to be under threat.
    The next Labour leader's appointment of a shadow NI secretary is thus perhaps the most pressing appointment.It must be someone who will be seen to be fair to all in NI and Jeremy Corbyn has work to do to gain the trust of unionists.There also remains the idea floated by Andy Burnham that Labour changes policy,organises and puts up candidates in NI.This makes sense if UK Labour decides to support a federal structure.
    I suggest Keir Starmer for the role and I hope to see him in the shadow cabinet and I second TSE's view that he is value at 20-1 for the next Labour leader.He is a man relatively "baggage free".
    I wonder if Jeremy does succession planning?

    Bollocks. NI was John Major.
    The second, permanent IRA ceasefire happened after Sir John was defeated.
    Last Tuesday also happened after Sir John was defeated.
    Unclear about your point, if any.
    Blair won the Election, IRA saw an end to evil Tory rule. Decided to do business with St. Tone.
    I'd love to live inside your head for half an hour :)
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    Sunil_PrasannanSunil_Prasannan Posts: 50,010
    edited September 2015
    GeoffM said:

    GeoffM said:

    GeoffM said:

    The situation in NI is very disturbing,more so for anyone who remembers "The Troubles".One of the reasons Labour supporting people,including me,need to stop using the term "Blairite" as an insult, is because it negates any political capital Labour can gain from wholeheartedly celebrating the massive achievements of the Blair government,particularly the 1st period from 1997-2001,including the social liberalism of the Human Rights Act and FOI Act but the jewel in the crown was the NI peace process which seems now to be under threat.
    The next Labour leader's appointment of a shadow NI secretary is thus perhaps the most pressing appointment.It must be someone who will be seen to be fair to all in NI and Jeremy Corbyn has work to do to gain the trust of unionists.There also remains the idea floated by Andy Burnham that Labour changes policy,organises and puts up candidates in NI.This makes sense if UK Labour decides to support a federal structure.
    I suggest Keir Starmer for the role and I hope to see him in the shadow cabinet and I second TSE's view that he is value at 20-1 for the next Labour leader.He is a man relatively "baggage free".
    I wonder if Jeremy does succession planning?

    Bollocks. NI was John Major.
    The second, permanent IRA ceasefire happened after Sir John was defeated.
    Last Tuesday also happened after Sir John was defeated.
    Unclear about your point, if any.
    Blair won the Election, IRA saw an end to evil Tory rule. Decided to do business with St. Tone.
    I'd love to live inside your head for half an hour :)
    My apologies - should have said 'an end to "evil" Tory rule' - oops! :lol:
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    Moses_Moses_ Posts: 4,865
    TGOHF said:

    I'm partaking in a YouGov survey.

    They are asking me who I admire the most, Cameron or Thatcher.

    How many Indyrefs did Maggie win ?
    One

    The Falklands

    ;-)
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    SimonStClareSimonStClare Posts: 7,976
    edited September 2015
    @Moses, - My apologies, I appear to have mistook you in an earlier post for a 7 foot Llama…

    How was your trip escaping the Danish border guard...!
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    MarqueeMarkMarqueeMark Posts: 50,536
    Moses_ said:

    Charles said:

    TSE - you appear to have backed Cooper in the competition and yet predicted JC getting over 50%.

    Have I missed something?

    Auto correct gone mammary glands up I think
    You wanted to vote Corbyn, but after two letters, the auto-correct assumed that only a fuck-wit would want to vote that way, so....
    My phone is used to me regularly typing "Agent Cooper"
    She's dead. Wrapped in plastic.
    Yay someone got the reference. My friend really regrets becoming a field agent for a utility and having the surname Cooper.
    Does he/she have a partner called Dianne?

    No, but she does have a dog called Dale.
    Ha!

    Does she like cherry pie? I mean really?
    I take it this doesn't get old for you, but same can't be said for her?

    Any more news about Frost/Lynch wrt a new series yet? Last I hear, Lynch was back on board...
    My surname is one that leads to many jokes.

    The frustrating thing is not the jokes, but that the jokers believe that they are being witty and original.

    Believe me, you are not! I have heard every possible combination of joke on the topic.
    Could be worse, my friend has the name A Hooker.

    Everyone thinks they are the first person to tell her "I'm spending the next few hours with A Hooker"
    I participated in a investigation after a ship hit a dock. The captain was Captain Buckle, the investigating officer was Captain Basham and the class surveyor was Captain Dent

    They had immense pleasure in signing off the final damage report as

    Captains Basham, Buckle and Dent
    Our chief witness in the first case I was ever involved in during my articles rejoiced in the name of Randy Kruk....
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    TGOHFTGOHF Posts: 21,633
    Latest betfair

    JC 1.21
    YC 9
    AB 16

    Think YC is the price to watch - AB looks done.
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    MarqueeMarkMarqueeMark Posts: 50,536
    Moses_ said:

    TGOHF said:

    I'm partaking in a YouGov survey.

    They are asking me who I admire the most, Cameron or Thatcher.

    How many Indyrefs did Maggie win ?
    One

    The Falklands

    ;-)
    She also saw off Scargill in his Socialist Republic of South Yorkshire....
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    Moses_ said:

    Charles said:

    TSE - you appear to have backed Cooper in the competition and yet predicted JC getting over 50%.

    Have I missed something?

    Auto correct gone mammary glands up I think
    You wanted to vote Corbyn, but after two letters, the auto-correct assumed that only a fuck-wit would want to vote that way, so....
    My phone is used to me regularly typing "Agent Cooper"
    She's dead. Wrapped in plastic.
    Yay someone got the reference. My friend really regrets becoming a field agent for a utility and having the surname Cooper.
    Does he/she have a partner called Dianne?

    No, but she does have a dog called Dale.
    Ha!

    Does she like cherry pie? I mean really?
    I take it this doesn't get old for you, but same can't be said for her?

    Any more news about Frost/Lynch wrt a new series yet? Last I hear, Lynch was back on board...
    My surname is one that leads to many jokes.

    The frustrating thing is not the jokes, but that the jokers believe that they are being witty and original.

    Believe me, you are not! I have heard every possible combination of joke on the topic.
    Could be worse, my friend has the name A Hooker.

    Everyone thinks they are the first person to tell her "I'm spending the next few hours with A Hooker"
    I participated in a investigation after a ship hit a dock. The captain was Captain Buckle, the investigating officer was Captain Basham and the class surveyor was Captain Dent

    They had immense pleasure in signing off the final damage report as

    Captains Basham, Buckle and Dent
    Our chief witness in the first case I was ever involved in during my articles rejoiced in the name of Randy Kruk....
    A classmate of mine was of Chinese heritage, with the surname Fu.

    Teacher: How do you spell that?
    Classmate: F U, sir!
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    isamisam Posts: 41,118
    Jackpot on Pointless.. .Name any constituency with "East" "West" or "North" in the title

    I got two pointless answers from my three...
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    Never mind trying to nick a point or two on Yvette:

    https://twitter.com/stephenkb/status/642016866714689536
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    Moses_Moses_ Posts: 4,865
    Danny565 said:



    Probably the bigger risk for the Tories is becoming too fixated on Corbyn and his nutcase associates and failing to make the positive case for their own policies, only to find that Labour neutralise the attacks by dumping Corbyn, putting the Tories behind the game against a fresh new Labour leader (even allowing for there being a fresh new Tory leader too).

    Clive Lewis will swoop in and take over from Corbyn about a year before the election. He's a lefty economically and also a bit "doveish" on foreign policy, but has (a) served in the Army so it would literally be impossible for the Tories to paint him as "anti-British", and (b) is more charismatic than Corbyn.
    Well a good point but sadly wrong. They won't paint him as anti British for his military history which is of course without question. They will utterly destroy him because he sat on the sidelines while the expected LOTO remained in place for 4 solid years without a whimper.

    If they elect Corby then truly there really is no way back..... for anyone.

    G.A.M.E. O.V.E.R.
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    surbitonsurbiton Posts: 13,549
    TGOHF said:

    Latest betfair

    JC 1.21
    YC 9
    AB 16

    Think YC is the price to watch - AB looks done.

    Unless JC gets less than 47% in the first ballot, ABC cannot win.
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    Tim_BTim_B Posts: 7,669
    Moses_ said:

    Charles said:

    TSE - you appear to have backed Cooper in the competition and yet predicted JC getting over 50%.

    Have I missed something?

    Auto correct gone mammary glands up I think
    You wanted to vote Corbyn, but after two letters, the auto-correct assumed that only a fuck-wit would want to vote that way, so....
    My phone is used to me regularly typing "Agent Cooper"
    She's dead. Wrapped in plastic.
    Yay someone got the reference. My friend really regrets becoming a field agent for a utility and having the surname Cooper.
    Does he/she have a partner called Dianne?

    No, but she does have a dog called Dale.
    Ha!

    Does she like cherry pie? I mean really?
    I take it this doesn't get old for you, but same can't be said for her?

    Any more news about Frost/Lynch wrt a new series yet? Last I hear, Lynch was back on board...
    My surname is one that leads to many jokes.

    The frustrating thing is not the jokes, but that the jokers believe that they are being witty and original.

    Believe me, you are not! I have heard every possible combination of joke on the topic.
    Could be worse, my friend has the name A Hooker.

    Everyone thinks they are the first person to tell her "I'm spending the next few hours with A Hooker"
    I participated in a investigation after a ship hit a dock. The captain was Captain Buckle, the investigating officer was Captain Basham and the class surveyor was Captain Dent

    They had immense pleasure in signing off the final damage report as

    Captains Basham, Buckle and Dent
    Sounds about as bad as Captain Pugwash.
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    Just heard on Italian news that the French only want Christian refugees.. and the break up begins..
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    isam said:

    Jackpot on Pointless.. .Name any constituency with "East" "West" or "North" in the title

    I got two pointless answers from my three...

    Which ones?
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    isamisam Posts: 41,118

    isam said:

    Jackpot on Pointless.. .Name any constituency with "East" "West" or "North" in the title

    I got two pointless answers from my three...

    Which ones?
    Well there were 170 Pointless answers!

    I said Rochford & Southend East, East Ham & Islington North.. East Ham scored 3 the other two were Pointless
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    Tim_BTim_B Posts: 7,669
    edited September 2015

    Moses_ said:

    Charles said:

    TSE - you appear to have backed Cooper in the competition and yet predicted JC getting over 50%.

    Have I missed something?

    Auto correct gone mammary glands up I think
    You wanted to vote Corbyn, but after two letters, the auto-correct assumed that only a fuck-wit would want to vote that way, so....
    My phone is used to me regularly typing "Agent Cooper"
    She's dead. Wrapped in plastic.
    Yay someone got the reference. My friend really regrets becoming a field agent for a utility and having the surname Cooper.
    Does he/she have a partner called Dianne?

    No, but she does have a dog called Dale.
    Ha!

    Does she like cherry pie? I mean really?
    I take it this doesn't get old for you, but same can't be said for her?

    Any more news about Frost/Lynch wrt a new series yet? Last I hear, Lynch was back on board...
    My surname is one that leads to many jokes.

    The frustrating thing is not the jokes, but that the jokers believe that they are being witty and original.

    Believe me, you are not! I have heard every possible combination of joke on the topic.
    Could be worse, my friend has the name A Hooker.

    Everyone thinks they are the first person to tell her "I'm spending the next few hours with A Hooker"
    I participated in a investigation after a ship hit a dock. The captain was Captain Buckle, the investigating officer was Captain Basham and the class surveyor was Captain Dent

    They had immense pleasure in signing off the final damage report as

    Captains Basham, Buckle and Dent
    Our chief witness in the first case I was ever involved in during my articles rejoiced in the name of Randy Kruk....
    Many years ago I lived in Twickenham, and near Twickenham Green was a butcher's shop, with a big sign saying - For Best quality meats only, Caress and Seymour
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    malcolmgmalcolmg Posts: 42,490

    I'm partaking in a YouGov survey.

    They are asking me who I admire the most, Cameron or Thatcher.

    Both cheeks of the same arse
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    isamisam Posts: 41,118

    Never mind trying to nick a point or two on Yvette:

    https://twitter.com/stephenkb/status/642016866714689536

    How would you price up "Will Tories Score 50% in a Westminster VI Poll this term?"
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    HYUFDHYUFD Posts: 118,060
    Moses_ said:

    Danny565 said:



    Probably the bigger risk for the Tories is becoming too fixated on Corbyn and his nutcase associates and failing to make the positive case for their own policies, only to find that Labour neutralise the attacks by dumping Corbyn, putting the Tories behind the game against a fresh new Labour leader (even allowing for there being a fresh new Tory leader too).

    Clive Lewis will swoop in and take over from Corbyn about a year before the election. He's a lefty economically and also a bit "doveish" on foreign policy, but has (a) served in the Army so it would literally be impossible for the Tories to paint him as "anti-British", and (b) is more charismatic than Corbyn.
    Well a good point but sadly wrong. They won't paint him as anti British for his military history which is of course without question. They will utterly destroy him because he sat on the sidelines while the expected LOTO remained in place for 4 solid years without a whimper.

    If they elect Corby then truly there really is no way back..... for anyone.

    G.A.M.E. O.V.E.R.
    Serving in the military dies not stop charges of weakness just ask John Kerry. In any case Dan Jarvis would probably be a better bet
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    HYUFDHYUFD Posts: 118,060

    HYUFD said:

    JEO said:

    Plato said:
    The man just has this visceral hatred of America doesn't he?
    Corbyn, if he ever became PM, would rather have special relationships with Putin's Russia, Palestine and Cuba than the USA and Israel with the possible exception of a Sanders presidency
    Bernie's brother Larry Sanders actually contested Oxford West & Abingdon at GE2015 for the Green Party. He only came fifth, however.

    https://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Oxford_West_and_Abingdon&redirect=no
    The only party likely to be threatened by Corbyn and Sanders are the Greens
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    chestnutchestnut Posts: 7,341

    Just heard on Italian news that the French only want Christian refugees.. and the break up begins..

    The two Mayors are from Sarkozy's party according to our press.

    The Slovakians, Cypriots and Hungarians are making similar noises.
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    calumcalum Posts: 3,046
    Dair said:

    calum said:

    Dair said:

    malcolmg said:

    calum said:
    They are consistent in regurgitating all their old dross. Pieman getting it is a hoot.
    Perhaps they are hoping he can revive their chances with the Efnick vote.

    http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1287302/MSP-Frank-McAveety-forced-resign-dark-dusky-woman-comments.html#ixzz3lGjRmGnb
    This doesn't seem to fit very comfortably with Kezia's 50/50 gender balance policy - or is there something some of these male SLAB stalwarts are not disclosing about their current gender ?
    It just feeds more strongly into the East/West split of the current round of the SLAB meltdown. The more Kez tries to reform Scottish Labour into a more inclusive and meritorious party (in her mind) the more the Dinosaurs of West Central Scotland will do just the opposite.

    What better way to confront Kez than appointing a gluttenous, leching beast to what is, amazingly, now Scottish Labour's most powerful political position.
    I think Kezia is trying to run the party from Edinburgh and trying to manoeuvre around the SLAB's Glasgow Office. The last I read, only the folks who were party members or affiliates in mid June 2015 are going to be allowed to vote on the regional list placings in February 2016.

    At least Murray has confirmed he would serve in a Corbyn cabinet.
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    Moses_Moses_ Posts: 4,865

    @Moses, - My apologies, I appear to have mistook you in an earlier post for a 7 foot Llama…

    How was your trip escaping the Danish border guard...!

    Well sort of uneventful. Just north of the border there were some at a petrol station but not causing any problems. Checked boot before departure as was recommended by another PB er
    Border was open on the road and there of of course no checkpoints or wasn't today.

    I did notice that there were 10 times the number of lorries heading north compared to the ones heading south..... Make your own mind up.

    Hamburg airport is a mess tonight. Nearly 2 hours to get through security

    I blame Ms. Merkel as do the Danes.
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    isam said:

    Never mind trying to nick a point or two on Yvette:

    https://twitter.com/stephenkb/status/642016866714689536

    How would you price up "Will Tories Score 50% in a Westminster VI Poll this term?"
    Any poll by any of the usual suspects: 2/1 Yes 4/11 No. But it will probably be won by Xmas or not at all
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    malcolmgmalcolmg Posts: 42,490
    edited September 2015
    Tim_B said:

    JEO said:

    Plato said:
    The man just has this visceral hatred of America doesn't he?
    He's lost me as a fan.
    Many Many do, how many countries have they wrecked
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    isam said:

    isam said:

    Jackpot on Pointless.. .Name any constituency with "East" "West" or "North" in the title

    I got two pointless answers from my three...

    Which ones?
    Well there were 170 Pointless answers!

    I said Rochford & Southend East, East Ham & Islington North.. East Ham scored 3 the other two were Pointless
    170? Probably a record!
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    isamisam Posts: 41,118

    isam said:

    Never mind trying to nick a point or two on Yvette:

    https://twitter.com/stephenkb/status/642016866714689536

    How would you price up "Will Tories Score 50% in a Westminster VI Poll this term?"
    Any poll by any of the usual suspects: 2/1 Yes 4/11 No. But it will probably be won by Xmas or not at all
    Oh goodo, I went 5/2 2/7
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    isamisam Posts: 41,118

    isam said:

    isam said:

    Jackpot on Pointless.. .Name any constituency with "East" "West" or "North" in the title

    I got two pointless answers from my three...

    Which ones?
    Well there were 170 Pointless answers!

    I said Rochford & Southend East, East Ham & Islington North.. East Ham scored 3 the other two were Pointless
    170? Probably a record!
    Richard just read out those that scored points
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    TGOHFTGOHF Posts: 21,633
    isam said:

    Never mind trying to nick a point or two on Yvette:

    https://twitter.com/stephenkb/status/642016866714689536

    How would you price up "Will Tories Score 50% in a Westminster VI Poll this term?"
    If Khan wins the Labour nom then Zak is a shoe in.
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    Moses_Moses_ Posts: 4,865

    Moses_ said:

    Charles said:

    TSE - you appear to have backed Cooper in the competition and yet predicted JC getting over 50%.

    Have I missed something?

    Auto correct gone mammary glands up I think
    You wanted to vote Corbyn, but after two letters, the auto-correct assumed that only a fuck-wit would want to vote that way, so....
    My phone is used to me regularly typing "Agent Cooper"
    She's dead. Wrapped in plastic.
    Yay someone got the reference. My friend really regrets becoming a field agent for a utility and having the surname Cooper.
    Does he/she have a partner called Dianne?

    No, but she does have a dog called Dale.
    Ha!

    Does she like cherry pie? I mean really?
    I take it this doesn't get old for you, but same can't be said for her?

    Any more news about Frost/Lynch wrt a new series yet? Last I hear, Lynch was back on board...
    My surname is one that leads to many jokes.

    The frustrating thing is not the jokes, but that the jokers believe that they are being witty and original.

    Believe me, you are not! I have heard every possible combination of joke on the topic.
    Could be worse, my friend has the name A Hooker.

    Everyone thinks they are the first person to tell her "I'm spending the next few hours with A Hooker"
    I participated in a investigation after a ship hit a dock. The captain was Captain Buckle, the investigating officer was Captain Basham and the class surveyor was Captain Dent

    They had immense pleasure in signing off the final damage report as

    Captains Basham, Buckle and Dent
    Our chief witness in the first case I was ever involved in during my articles rejoiced in the name of Randy Kruk....
    A classmate of mine was of Chinese heritage, with the surname Fu.

    Teacher: How do you spell that?
    Classmate: F U, sir!
    I once had to assess for employment a Chinese candidate with the name

    Hu Suk Bum
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    MarqueeMarkMarqueeMark Posts: 50,536
    isam said:

    isam said:

    Jackpot on Pointless.. .Name any constituency with "East" "West" or "North" in the title

    I got two pointless answers from my three...

    Which ones?
    Well there were 170 Pointless answers!

    I said Rochford & Southend East, East Ham & Islington North.. East Ham scored 3 the other two were Pointless
    But did the contestants get any of the 170 pointless answers?
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    isamisam Posts: 41,118
    edited September 2015

    isam said:

    isam said:

    Jackpot on Pointless.. .Name any constituency with "East" "West" or "North" in the title

    I got two pointless answers from my three...

    Which ones?
    Well there were 170 Pointless answers!

    I said Rochford & Southend East, East Ham & Islington North.. East Ham scored 3 the other two were Pointless
    But did the contestants get any of the 170 pointless answers?
    Yes.. I cant remember which now!

    They said East Bridlington which doesn't exist anymore, and Dundee North which got one point

    I think Aberdeen North was wot won it.. they said if they won with a place name they had planned to spend the prize visiting it.. but then changed their mind afterwards!
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    Not even read this yet, bound to be important:

    https://twitter.com/NCPoliticsUK/status/642024527363481600
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    ArtistArtist Posts: 1,886
    edited September 2015
    Seems like Jowell will be the one most screwed over by the union sign ups and £3ers rather than any of the leadership contenders. If the voting figures are broken down, there could be unhappiness if Jowell is ahead by a decent amount amongst members.
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    PlatoPlato Posts: 15,724
    Former London mayor Ken Livingstone is in line for a top role if Jeremy Corbyn wins the Labour leadership race

    Ken Livingstone has been suggested as a leader of the 'Corbyn army'
    It would include all those who paid £3 to back him in the leadership race
    Corbyn set to call shadow cabinet members to assess suitability to serve under him

    Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3228619/Former-London-mayor-Ken-Livingstone-line-role-Jeremy-Corbyn-wins-Labour-leadership-race.html#ixzz3lMFLCmQx
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    RodCrosbyRodCrosby Posts: 7,737
    "I hear that Team Corbyn has started ringing round senior Labour MPs to check whether they are willing to serve in a Jeremy Corbyn-led Shadow Cabinet. They may not be measuring the curtains, but they are leafing through the catalogues."
    http://blogs.channel4.com/gary-gibbon-on-politics/road-corbyn/31401
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    Moses_ said:

    Moses_ said:

    Charles said:

    TSE - you appear to have backed Cooper in the competition and yet predicted JC getting over 50%.

    Have I missed something?

    Auto correct gone mammary glands up I think
    You wanted to vote Corbyn, but after two letters, the auto-correct assumed that only a fuck-wit would want to vote that way, so....
    My phone is used to me regularly typing "Agent Cooper"
    She's dead. Wrapped in plastic.
    Yay someone got the reference. My friend really regrets becoming a field agent for a utility and having the surname Cooper.
    Does he/she have a partner called Dianne?

    No, but she does have a dog called Dale.
    Ha!

    Does she like cherry pie? I mean really?
    I take it this doesn't get old for you, but same can't be said for her?

    Any more news about Frost/Lynch wrt a new series yet? Last I hear, Lynch was back on board...
    My surname is one that leads to many jokes.

    The frustrating thing is not the jokes, but that the jokers believe that they are being witty and original.

    Believe me, you are not! I have heard every possible combination of joke on the topic.
    Could be worse, my friend has the name A Hooker.

    Everyone thinks they are the first person to tell her "I'm spending the next few hours with A Hooker"
    I participated in a investigation after a ship hit a dock. The captain was Captain Buckle, the investigating officer was Captain Basham and the class surveyor was Captain Dent

    They had immense pleasure in signing off the final damage report as

    Captains Basham, Buckle and Dent
    Our chief witness in the first case I was ever involved in during my articles rejoiced in the name of Randy Kruk....
    A classmate of mine was of Chinese heritage, with the surname Fu.

    Teacher: How do you spell that?
    Classmate: F U, sir!
    I once had to assess for employment a Chinese candidate with the name

    Hu Suk Bum
    When I worked for Tesco we had some student agency workers.
    Min Gi
    Che Se
    Chun Kee Kok
    Used to cause much mirth in the office if someone had to call them over the tannoy

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    watford30watford30 Posts: 3,474
    edited September 2015
    Plato said:

    Former London mayor Ken Livingstone is in line for a top role if Jeremy Corbyn wins the Labour leadership race

    Ken Livingstone has been suggested as a leader of the 'Corbyn army'
    It would include all those who paid £3 to back him in the leadership race
    Corbyn set to call shadow cabinet members to assess suitability to serve under him

    Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3228619/Former-London-mayor-Ken-Livingstone-line-role-Jeremy-Corbyn-wins-Labour-leadership-race.html#ixzz3lMFLCmQx
    Follow us: @MailOnline on Twitter | DailyMail on Facebook
    Red Ken? Ha Ha Ha.

    Derek Hatton must be on tenterhooks, waiting for that call.
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    RodCrosby said:

    "I hear that Team Corbyn has started ringing round senior Labour MPs to check whether they are willing to serve in a Jeremy Corbyn-led Shadow Cabinet. They may not be measuring the curtains, but they are leafing through the catalogues."
    http://blogs.channel4.com/gary-gibbon-on-politics/road-corbyn/31401

    Is this a Sheffield rally moment?
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    CharlesCharles Posts: 35,758

    Moses_ said:


    They had immense pleasure in signing off the final damage report as

    Captains Basham, Buckle and Dent

    Our chief witness in the first case I was ever involved in during my articles rejoiced in the name of Randy Kruk....
    There is no point in this conversation.

    Nothing will ever beat the British Ambassador (in Moscow, I think) during 1916 who wrote to the Foreign Officer to report that he had a new colleague by the name of Mustapha Kunt.

    As he put it "we all feel like that from time to time, but it takes a Turk to put in on their card"
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    taffystaffys Posts: 9,753
    Red Ken? Ha Ha Ha.

    Should go down well in those northern strongholds...
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    MarqueeMarkMarqueeMark Posts: 50,536
    Charles said:

    Moses_ said:


    They had immense pleasure in signing off the final damage report as

    Captains Basham, Buckle and Dent

    Our chief witness in the first case I was ever involved in during my articles rejoiced in the name of Randy Kruk....
    There is no point in this conversation.

    Nothing will ever beat the British Ambassador (in Moscow, I think) during 1916 who wrote to the Foreign Officer to report that he had a new colleague by the name of Mustapha Kunt.

    As he put it "we all feel like that from time to time, but it takes a Turk to put in on their card"
    Indeed. Fighting for the lesser podium positions....
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    RodCrosby said:

    "I hear that Team Corbyn has started ringing round senior Labour MPs to check whether they are willing to serve in a Jeremy Corbyn-led Shadow Cabinet. They may not be measuring the curtains, but they are leafing through the catalogues."
    http://blogs.channel4.com/gary-gibbon-on-politics/road-corbyn/31401

    Is this a Sheffield rally moment?
    "We're aaaaall LEFT!"
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    Mr. Taffys, not sure it'll harm Labour that much in such areas.

    Mr. Borough, the Sheffield Rally happened before the polls opened, though.

    For those a little older than me, was 1992 or 2015 the more shocking result?
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    RodCrosby said:

    "I hear that Team Corbyn has started ringing round senior Labour MPs to check whether they are willing to serve in a Jeremy Corbyn-led Shadow Cabinet. They may not be measuring the curtains, but they are leafing through the catalogues."
    http://blogs.channel4.com/gary-gibbon-on-politics/road-corbyn/31401

    Is this a Sheffield rally moment?
    "We're aaaaall LEFT!"
    LOL!

    Will the last Blairite to leave the building please turn out the lights.
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    Danny565Danny565 Posts: 8,091

    RodCrosby said:

    "I hear that Team Corbyn has started ringing round senior Labour MPs to check whether they are willing to serve in a Jeremy Corbyn-led Shadow Cabinet. They may not be measuring the curtains, but they are leafing through the catalogues."
    http://blogs.channel4.com/gary-gibbon-on-politics/road-corbyn/31401

    Is this a Sheffield rally moment?
    "We're aaaaall LEFT!"
    Genuine LOL.
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    Mr. Taffys, not sure it'll harm Labour that much in such areas.

    Mr. Borough, the Sheffield Rally happened before the polls opened, though.

    For those a little older than me, was 1992 or 2015 the more shocking result?

    1992 I'd say. Although I knew on the day itself that the Tories had probably won when a friends wife - a teacher and usually fairly centre ground - said she'd gone Tory in a marginal seat.
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    £128 available @ 16.5 Burnham.
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    GallowgateGallowgate Posts: 19,189
    Well I'm an engineer from Solihull and I finally joined Labour to vote for Corbyn.
    Quite a few people in my demographic that I know have done the same.
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    Mr. Taffys, not sure it'll harm Labour that much in such areas.

    Mr. Borough, the Sheffield Rally happened before the polls opened, though.

    For those a little older than me, was 1992 or 2015 the more shocking result?

    Good question. I'd say 2015 actually, because virtually no-one say a Tory majority coming. Though a lot of people thought 1992 would be either small Lab majority or a hung parliament, a Tory majority was also seen as a possibility - and after 1983, 1987 many Labour supporters were not that optimistic.
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    Danny565Danny565 Posts: 8,091
    Liz Kendall made a speech today:

    http://www.lizforleader.com/closingspeech

    Credit to her for atleast having the humility and self-awareness to recognise that she/the Blairites got things wrong. But she goes onto demonstrate just why they've failed when she describes the EU referendum as "the defining event of our generation": most Labour members, even ones who are pro-EU (leaving aside the growing Lefty Eurosceptics) rank fighting austerity and inequality as higher priorities than staying in Europe.
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    ydoethurydoethur Posts: 68,332
    edited September 2015
    Charles said:

    Moses_ said:


    They had immense pleasure in signing off the final damage report as

    Captains Basham, Buckle and Dent

    Our chief witness in the first case I was ever involved in during my articles rejoiced in the name of Randy Kruk....
    There is no point in this conversation.

    Nothing will ever beat the British Ambassador (in Moscow, I think) during 1916 who wrote to the Foreign Officer to report that he had a new colleague by the name of Mustapha Kunt.

    As he put it "we all feel like that from time to time, but it takes a Turk to put in on their card"
    Archibald Kerr, Lord Inverchapel, British Ambassador to Moscow, writing to Reginald Pembroke in 1943, when the outcome of Barbarossa was still in doubt:
    My Dear Reggie,

    In these dark days man tends to look for little shafts of light that spill from Heaven. My days are probably darker than yours, and I need, my God I do, all the light I can get. But I am a decent fellow, and I do not want to be mean and selfish about what little brightness is shed upon me from time to time. So I propose to share with you a tiny flash that has illuminated my sombre life and tell you that God has given me a new Turkish colleague whose card tells me that he is called Mustapha Kunt.

    We all feel like that, Reggie, now and then, especially when Spring is upon us, but few of us would care to put it on our cards. It takes a Turk to do that.

    Sir Archibald Clerk Kerr, H.M. Ambassador"
    I have actually seen the original, which is in the National Archives and has a government stamp on it, so despite Wikipedia casting doubt on it it is genuine!
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