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edited October 2014 in General

imagepoliticalbetting.com » Blog Archive » The best guide to GE15 will come from single constituency polls NOT the national surveys and the seat calculators

Rather than the focus being on national polls from which we can project seat numbers we are seeing an avalanche of constituency polls coming mostly from Lord Ashcroft and initiatives funded by wealthy UKIP donors.

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    Morris_DancerMorris_Dancer Posts: 61,013
    FPT: Mr. Owls, hmm. Isn't that unreasonable, given the money would only be spent on the English NHS, as Health is devolved in Wales and Scotland?

    On F1: Texas is a bit hard to call. Some fast bits, some twisty bits. Could be nip and tuck between Red Bull and Williams. McLaren are on the up, and betting against Force India is something I'll have my eye on.

    Sadly, there's a week and a half or so until the season resumes. For some reason there's a three week gap from Russia to America, then we have back-to-back races.

    Extra bit: just discovered, via Twitter, there's the first of a four part documentary on Rome at 8pm on Friday, Channel 5. Hopefully it'll finish ahead of Supermodels of SHIELD.
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    Re the subject of the previous thread.

    Leaving aside questions of artistic merit. I would expect to see a cartoon like this in the Guardian or Independent. It reminds me of similar cartoons in the 80s/90s about the Tories.

    When will they (it seems I have to include OGH in "they") get it that this sort of thing just comes across as an elite trying to sneer at and put down lower orders who are trying to get above their station, and therefore just increases the vote for UKIP?

    Another sign of an increasingly worried establishment.
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    isamisam Posts: 41,008
    Yes indeed Mike, it should be a fascinating 6 months or so ahead
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    HughHugh Posts: 955
    At a Labour majority of about 20-30 it will probably start becoming an even contest I reckon.
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    MikeLMikeL Posts: 7,318
    edited October 2014
    Anthony Wells has said repeatedly that there is no material difference in swing between Lord Ashcroft's individual seat polls and the national polls.

    This is what Wells said in response to the latest batch of Ashcroft polls last week:

    "Earlier in the week we also had a fresh lot of Ashcroft marginals polls that I didn’t get chance to look at – details are here. This batch were back to Con-Lab marginals, in this case those seats with majorities between 3.1% and 4.8%, so needing a swing between 1.6% and 2.5%. These are still seats that on current national polling should fall to Labour, though given there is variation between the swing in different seats they are not such easy pickings as the ultra-marginals in Ashcroft’s previous polls (in one of the seats polled – Pudsey – Ashcroft found Labour and the Conservatives equal).

    The average swing across the eleven seats polled was 5%, the equivalent of a 3% Labour lead in national polls. The average position in the national polls when this fieldwork was being done (10th September – 3rd October) was a 3.6% Labour lead, so once again the difference between the swing in the marginal seats and the swing in the national polls is tiny."

    http://ukpollingreport.co.uk/blog/archives/9027#comments

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    rcs1000rcs1000 Posts: 54,074
    Has anyone actually met any of the elite who rule us?
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    The very idea of a 'bite point' may be an illusion fostered by the habit of thinking in terms of two or three party politics.

    The results of GE 2015 may well be more complex, more idiosyncratic and more diverse than we have seen since 1945. As a punter, I'm deeply aware that close scrutiny of each individual constituency is likely to be necessary to achieve satisfactory results. It won't be enough just to wet one's finger and stick it in the air to see which way the wind is blowing.

    It may be blowing in several directions at once.
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    HurstLlamaHurstLlama Posts: 9,098
    rcs1000 said:

    Has anyone actually met any of the elite who rule us?

    Yes, well not rule (tha's Liz's job) but govern and I have met some of the elite that own the place too. Some very nice people in both groups and some total shits in my experience.
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    rcs1000 said:

    Has anyone actually met any of the elite who rule us?

    I've met Dominic Grieve.
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    Not sure why the tories are not attacking the mansion tax as the "house tax" or " home tax" and banging on about the racing certainty that more and more homes of less, or over time relatively less value, will be stung by it. Normal homes. Not mansions.
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    ItajaiItajai Posts: 721
    We´ll find out soon enough. But UNS will be shown up. Again.

    Try and put in the 2010 vote shares into the 2010 GE election calculator. Or even the 2005 vs 2005 calculator. And that was with a more "traditional" party set up.

    God only knows why anyone takes the blindest bit of difference to them. Probably because it´s easy to understand and there is nothing else out there.

    Time to bin Baxter, or at least such as it is now.
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    Morris_DancerMorris_Dancer Posts: 61,013
    F1: Caterham manufacturer goes into administration:
    http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-oxfordshire-29704117
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    rcs1000 said:

    Has anyone actually met any of the elite who rule us?

    I was told on PB a while back, that you, your Dad and I are part of the liberal metropolitan elite.

    Because we're pro immigration and because we have no idea of how immigration affects this country.

    I met Conrad Black and Max Hastings nearly two decades ago, does that count?

    I also met my mate's lizard over the weekend, I think Tap would say that counts as well.
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    ItajaiItajai Posts: 721

    rcs1000 said:

    Has anyone actually met any of the elite who rule us?

    I've met Dominic Grieve.
    I met St Tony ca 1996.
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    AndyJS said:
    Hmmm....UKIP coming in again.

    I'd suspect an internal poll, but any poll conducted before the Tories have picked a candidate would be of limited use.
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    rcs1000 said:

    Has anyone actually met any of the elite who rule us?

    I met Nick Palmer once at a PB bash just before the 2010 election.
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    QuincelQuincel Posts: 3,949
    To Cyclefree FPT:

    People who want to buy a £2m house generally want to buy it because of the location, size, design, etc. I suspect not many people able to buy a £2m house will be put off by a £3k per year tax (much like how people still buy houses in higher stamp duty brackets). And if some are, then so what? House prices have trebled in the last 16 years, if they go down a bit (not that I think they will) that's not a big problem.

    As for people who are emotionally attached to homes. Firstly, equity release. No-one who has lived in their home for 5+ years will have to sell it - the increase in value will make equity release solve their mansion tax indefinitely. Secondly, whilst I do sympathise, quite frankly there are worse things than being forced to cash in an asset you are emotionally attached to. It's not the end of the world if some widows have to move house. Plenty of people have been forced out of their areas by rising house prices and rents.
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    Itajai said:

    rcs1000 said:

    Has anyone actually met any of the elite who rule us?

    I've met Dominic Grieve.
    I met St Tony ca 1996.
    I once met the Kray brothers. Does that count?

    (They were very good to their Mum.)
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    ItajaiItajai Posts: 721
    Labour believe in UNS: Their whole electoral strategy is based on the 35%, UNS and the NHS.

    All three wheels may yet fall off.
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    rcs1000 said:

    Has anyone actually met any of the elite who rule us?

    I met Nick Palmer once at a PB bash just before the 2010 election.
    Really? Did you get his autograph?
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    El_CapitanoEl_Capitano Posts: 3,882
    Given the demise of UNS, I would love to see an open-source, available-to-all predictor engine, where you could feed in the poll numbers you trust; pull in external data sources (e.g. demographics, local council election results); weight them as you so fit; and get a GE2015 prediction out the end of it. Essentially, bringing modelling to all of us.

    It should be something that can reasonably trivially be run in-browser in JavaScript. It would be a fascinating project for someone. I'd probably be capable of the coding, but don't know enough of the statistics or have enough of a polling background to write anything useful.

    (obligatory "have you met the elite?": yes, I've met Cameron. Astonishingly plausible and likeable; you're reminded of why people voted for him before familiarity set in.)
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    isamisam Posts: 41,008

    AndyJS said:
    Hmmm....UKIP coming in again.

    I'd suspect an internal poll, but any poll conducted before the Tories have picked a candidate would be of limited use.
    Nothing major really happened yesterday did it? £100 moves this betfair market about 5 ticks!
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    ItajaiItajai Posts: 721
    It's not the end of the world if some widows have to move house.

    Will that be Labour´s official line. We can then compare to the manufactured outrage over the spare room subsidy.
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    rcs1000 said:

    Has anyone actually met any of the elite who rule us?

    I met Nick Palmer once at a PB bash just before the 2010 election.
    Really? Did you get his autograph?
    No I didn't - and I didn't get yours either :)
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    SocratesSocrates Posts: 10,322
    rcs1000 said:

    Has anyone actually met any of the elite who rule us?

    I've met David Cameron, if that counts...
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    isam said:

    AndyJS said:
    Hmmm....UKIP coming in again.

    I'd suspect an internal poll, but any poll conducted before the Tories have picked a candidate would be of limited use.
    Nothing major really happened yesterday did it? £100 moves this betfair market about 5 ticks!
    I don't see how anything can move it, Sam, until we know the Tory candidate and campaigning has got under way in earnest.

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    TheWatcherTheWatcher Posts: 5,262
    Itajai said:

    Labour believe in UNS: Their whole electoral strategy is based on the 35%, UNS and the NHS.

    All three wheels may yet fall off.

    Indeed.

    'Welsh patients receive a second-class health service, UK Health Secretary Jeremy Hunt has claimed.'

    http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-wales-politics-29708982
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    Casino_RoyaleCasino_Royale Posts: 55,680
    Hugh said:

    At a Labour majority of about 20-30 it will probably start becoming an even contest I reckon.

    You are insane.

    The very idea of a 'bite point' may be an illusion fostered by the habit of thinking in terms of two or three party politics.

    The results of GE 2015 may well be more complex, more idiosyncratic and more diverse than we have seen since 1945. As a punter, I'm deeply aware that close scrutiny of each individual constituency is likely to be necessary to achieve satisfactory results. It won't be enough just to wet one's finger and stick it in the air to see which way the wind is blowing.

    It may be blowing in several directions at once.

    I think that's spot on Peter.
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    hucks67hucks67 Posts: 758
    Lord Ashcroft is doing the Tories a really big favour with this polling, as it will help them understand how much they have to do. It would seem to me that the Tories election campaign has already started with them spending loads on mailings. There are also reports of the Tories having set up call centres where they are starting to make phone calls already. UKIP have alleged that some of these calls have been made to people in Clacton and Rochester, where the caller has made comments about the UKIP candidate.
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    Casino_RoyaleCasino_Royale Posts: 55,680
    rcs1000 said:

    Has anyone actually met any of the elite who rule us?

    Met Thatcher, Tebbit, Major, IDS, Howard, Forsyth, Letwin, Bercow, Sir George Young, Farage and May.

    Never Cameron, but I did sit right behind him on a train: he was chit-chatting to Goldsmith in the aisle by the doors.

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    Given the demise of UNS, I would love to see an open-source, available-to-all predictor engine, where you could feed in the poll numbers you trust; pull in external data sources (e.g. demographics, local council election results); weight them as you so fit; and get a GE2015 prediction out the end of it. Essentially, bringing modelling to all of us.

    It should be something that can reasonably trivially be run in-browser in JavaScript. It would be a fascinating project for someone. I'd probably be capable of the coding, but don't know enough of the statistics or have enough of a polling background to write anything useful.

    (obligatory "have you met the elite?": yes, I've met Cameron. Astonishingly plausible and likeable; you're reminded of why people voted for him before familiarity set in.)

    A worthy ambition, El, but I reckon it will take you only so far.

    What would you make of this constituency for example?

    2010 Result: Boston & Skegness
    Conservative: 21325 (49.4%)
    Labour: 8899 (20.6%)
    Lib Dem: 6371 (14.8%)
    BNP: 2278 (5.3%)
    UKIP: 4081 (9.5%)
    Independent: 171 (0.4%)
    MAJORITY: 12426 (28.8%)

    You won't get better than 4/7 UKIP now. How would you get that from your spreadsheet?

    I'm afraid that for the most part we're going to have to rely mainly on that supercomputer found between the ears.

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    Scrapheap_as_wasScrapheap_as_was Posts: 10,059
    edited October 2014
    He should have a moan with his new Polish mate over this...


    Douglas Carswell MP ✔ @DouglasCarswell
    Big corporate parties have cooked up a deal to ensure bogus recall ..... #frontbenchFix
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    Dan Hannan seems to be far less bullish about the Tories EU position.

    Cameron could win in 2015 if he took EU withdrawal seriously … but he won’t

    http://blogs.spectator.co.uk/coffeehouse/2014/10/cameron-could-win-in-2015-if-he-were-serious-about-europe-but-he-isnt/
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    Morris_DancerMorris_Dancer Posts: 61,013
    Mr. Scrapheap, corporate parties?

    UKIP are in danger of sounding like Occupy Parliament. And if the Conservatives are so damned wrong and evil and filled with woe and doom why was Carswell happy to be a member of the party and MP for them until very recently when he coincidentally realised he was more a UKIP sort of chap, just as UKIP was doing tremendously well in the polls?
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    rcs1000 said:

    Has anyone actually met any of the elite who rule us?

    Met Thatcher, Tebbit, Major, IDS, Howard, Forsyth, Letwin, Bercow, Sir George Young, Farage and May.

    Never Cameron, but I did sit right behind him on a train: he was chit-chatting to Goldsmith in the aisle by the doors.

    A few years ago, I sat across the aisle from Nigel Farage himself, on a train from Victoria to Streatham Hill, where he alighted, but he was too busy on his phone to notice me :)

    I wonder if he was on his way to Dulwich that day.
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    HurstLlamaHurstLlama Posts: 9,098

    Given the demise of UNS, I would love to see an open-source, available-to-all predictor engine, where you could feed in the poll numbers you trust; pull in external data sources (e.g. demographics, local council election results); weight them as you so fit; and get a GE2015 prediction out the end of it. Essentially, bringing modelling to all of us.

    It should be something that can reasonably trivially be run in-browser in JavaScript. It would be a fascinating project for someone. I'd probably be capable of the coding, but don't know enough of the statistics or have enough of a polling background to write anything useful.

    (obligatory "have you met the elite?": yes, I've met Cameron. Astonishingly plausible and likeable; you're reminded of why people voted for him before familiarity set in.)

    A worthy ambition, El, but I reckon it will take you only so far.

    What would you make of this constituency for example?

    2010 Result: Boston & Skegness
    Conservative: 21325 (49.4%)
    Labour: 8899 (20.6%)
    Lib Dem: 6371 (14.8%)
    BNP: 2278 (5.3%)
    UKIP: 4081 (9.5%)
    Independent: 171 (0.4%)
    MAJORITY: 12426 (28.8%)

    You won't get better than 4/7 UKIP now. How would you get that from your spreadsheet?

    I'm afraid that for the most part we're going to have to rely mainly on that supercomputer found between the ears.

    Indeed we are, which is going to make it the most interesting and potentially profitable general election for decades. It should also make this site a unique resource and obligatory reading for anyone interested in turning a few quid, providing we can perhaps dial back on the tribal posts.
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    rcs1000 said:

    Has anyone actually met any of the elite who rule us?

    Met more than 10 current and former UK Cabinet members. First was an ex Deputy PM to Wilson. Is this some p***ing contest?
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    OblitusSumMeOblitusSumMe Posts: 9,143
    Quincel said:

    As for people who are emotionally attached to homes. Firstly, equity release. No-one who has lived in their home for 5+ years will have to sell it - the increase in value will make equity release solve their mansion tax indefinitely. Secondly, whilst I do sympathise, quite frankly there are worse things than being forced to cash in an asset you are emotionally attached to. It's not the end of the world if some widows have to move house. Plenty of people have been forced out of their areas by rising house prices and rents.

    Emotions determine elections more than logic does. We've seen this time and time again.

    And the British housing market is very emotional.

    I don't say that these things can't be changed, but I do say that Ed Balls is not a person capable of doing so.
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    FlightpathFlightpath Posts: 4,012
    MikeL says ....
    ''Anthony Wells has said repeatedly that there is no material difference in swing between Lord Ashcroft's individual seat polls and the national polls.... 'Earlier in the week we also had a fresh lot of Ashcroft marginals polls ... in this case those seats with majorities between 3.1% and 4.8%, so needing a swing between 1.6% and 2.5%... The average swing across the eleven seats polled was 5%, the equivalent of a 3% Labour lead in national polls. The average position in the national polls when this fieldwork was being done (10th September – 3rd October) was a 3.6% Labour lead, so once again the difference between the swing in the marginal seats and the swing in the national polls is tiny.' ''

    So its clear that Mr Wells, who we must regard as a poling expert, is completely contradicting Mr S and others who are experts in betting. Clearly on the face of it and despite what Mr S says, there is nothing to be gleaned from these Ashcroft polls - except his average Labour lead is actually lower than the national polls. What they do is allow Mr Ashcroft to comment and opinionate and be quoted and have his quotes used to pressurise and influence the Tory Party.

    My 2-penneth says that we are seeing the long spell of LibDems as a protest vote and anti Blair vote unwinding. This has been made worse by them still acting like a protest party even though they are the ones actually making the decisions. Greens and UKIP are taking their place.
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    bigjohnowlsbigjohnowls Posts: 21,904

    Not sure why the tories are not attacking the mansion tax as the "house tax" or " home tax" and banging on about the racing certainty that more and more homes of less, or over time relatively less value, will be stung by it. Normal homes. Not mansions.

    Because they are already linked with letting the rich off in terms of deficit reductions and targeting the poor
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    david_herdsondavid_herdson Posts: 17,422
    On topic, while I accept the theory about 650 constituency contests, I'm not sure I buy the conclusion. UNS has worked well, more or less, for a long time disproving that theory.

    I'm less convinced of the merits of UNS now, simply because of the scale of the changes that have taken place particularly in Lib Dem and UKIP support since 2010. Even so, I doubt that a model based on some combination of UNS and proportional swing is going to be that far wrong. Scotland should of course be treated separately but an equivalent model based on the swings there should probably work about as well.
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    GeoffMGeoffM Posts: 6,071
    rcs1000 said:

    Has anyone actually met any of the elite who rule us?

    I met John Major whilst he was Prime Minister and Lady Thatcher much later. And heard Enoch Powell speak. Douglas Hurd when he was Foreign Sec. And quite a few others back when I was active in UK politics.

    But neither of those had any real power. As The Tap will remind us, the Freemasons are really in charge and I once shared a cigar break with Grand Master of the Grand Lodge of Mark Master Masons, Prince Michael of Kent. He's the one who'll have you buried at the low tide point if you look at him the wrong way. Or maybe not :)
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    @TCPoliticalBetting

    ". Is this some p***ing contest?"

    No, it's a gentle send up of an earlier post.
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    AndyJSAndyJS Posts: 29,395
    I met John Selwyn Gummer in 1994.
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    MikeKMikeK Posts: 9,053
    FPT:

    SouthamObserver said:
    I am enjoying how the members of the Jewish Board of Deputies have become a part of the metropolitan liberal elite for daring to criticise UKIP's relationship with a Polish Nazi sympathiser. How dare they speak out in that way. It's PC gone mad. The only possible explanation is that they are hypocritical lefties.
    ----------------------------
    Don't talk daft, Southam. I will say this though, the Jewish Board of Deputies are a group made up, of that old fashion phrase, 'English Worthies'. Self appointed throughout it's history, always nudging up to the levers of power and never ever elected by the wider Jewish population; seeking only their own advancement. Nobody in the shrinking Anglo-Jewish world pays much attention to them, at all.
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    david_herdsondavid_herdson Posts: 17,422
    rcs1000 said:

    Has anyone actually met any of the elite who rule us?

    I met Cameron at No 10 a little while ago, if that counts.

    It's not quite this though ...

    http://www1.politicalbetting.com/index.php/archives/2013/11/06/peter-the-punter-on-who-the-republicans-might-choose-to-stop-this-from-happening-hillary-back-in-the-oval-office/
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    OblitusSumMeOblitusSumMe Posts: 9,143

    On topic, while I accept the theory about 650 constituency contests, I'm not sure I buy the conclusion. UNS has worked well, more or less, for a long time disproving that theory.

    UNS won't work for UKIP, but we're talking about a dozen seats, so for the overall national picture it makes little difference. The same is likely to be true for the Lib Dems in about a dozen seats.

    What is likely to be in error is the polling. We are going to have a vast number of opinion polls, and so there is ample opportunity for people to cling to their favourite. I well remember in 2010, when the exit poll contradicted everyone's poll-driven expectations for a major Lib Dem advance, that it took a fair few results before people were willing to accept it was accurate.

    I don't know if the exit poll will be as accurate in 2015 - their task is made a lot more difficult - but I am sure that the results will end up surprising many. There will certainly be money to be made by anyone able to keep a clear and unbiased mind.
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    FlightpathFlightpath Posts: 4,012

    Dan Hannan seems to be far less bullish about the Tories EU position.

    Cameron could win in 2015 if he took EU withdrawal seriously … but he won’t

    http://blogs.spectator.co.uk/coffeehouse/2014/10/cameron-could-win-in-2015-if-he-were-serious-about-europe-but-he-isnt/

    The flaw there is taking Hannan seriously. He and people like him will never take Cameron seriously. When Cameron says something where there is a terriblke danger that they will have to agree they square the circle by saying Cameron is not serious.

    I see Farage has yet again used the 'just a joke' excuse when saying that its OK him going into coalition with a far right extremist. Its deputy leader talks about 'realpolitik', hilarious when you see how they spout about breaking the mould. Real money trumps real policies.
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    GeoffMGeoffM Posts: 6,071

    @TCPoliticalBetting

    ". Is this some p***ing contest?"

    No, it's a gentle send up of an earlier post.

    Indeed, and very nicely done too.

    I met Michael Portillo over here whilst he was filming his Spanish railways series.
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    Morris_DancerMorris_Dancer Posts: 61,013
    I met Charles Dance once.

    Well, not me, it was my mother.

    And she didn't actually speak to him. She saw him in Nash's restaurant in Leeds (which is rather good, from memory).
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    He should have a moan with his new Polish mate over this...


    Douglas Carswell MP ✔ @DouglasCarswell
    Big corporate parties have cooked up a deal to ensure bogus recall ..... #frontbenchFix

    How's Michael Kaminski/ Ken Livingston/ David Ward (delete as appropriate) these days?
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    taffystaffys Posts: 9,753
    When you see David Cameron go all Eurosceptic, it's like watching a nun trying to impersonate a sex therapist.
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    OblitusSumMeOblitusSumMe Posts: 9,143
    rcs1000 said:

    Has anyone actually met any of the elite who rule us?

    I was once managed by someone tasked with making a cup of tea for His Royal Highness the Prince of Wales (detailed instructions are sent ahead). He didn't drink it.
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    taffys said:

    When you see David Cameron go all Eurosceptic, it's like watching a nun trying to impersonate a sex therapist.

    Bravo !
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    Casino_RoyaleCasino_Royale Posts: 55,680

    rcs1000 said:

    Has anyone actually met any of the elite who rule us?

    Met Thatcher, Tebbit, Major, IDS, Howard, Forsyth, Letwin, Bercow, Sir George Young, Farage and May.

    Never Cameron, but I did sit right behind him on a train: he was chit-chatting to Goldsmith in the aisle by the doors.

    A few years ago, I sat across the aisle from Nigel Farage himself, on a train from Victoria to Streatham Hill, where he alighted, but he was too busy on his phone to notice me :)

    I wonder if he was on his way to Dulwich that day.
    I had a beer with him in my student's union, well over 10 years ago. I liked him.
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    Casino_RoyaleCasino_Royale Posts: 55,680

    I met Charles Dance once.

    Well, not me, it was my mother.

    And she didn't actually speak to him. She saw him in Nash's restaurant in Leeds (which is rather good, from memory).

    Haha!
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    mattmatt Posts: 3,789
    rcs1000 said:

    Has anyone actually met any of the elite who rule us?

    Don't they all live in Zurich?
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    jayfdeejayfdee Posts: 618
    rcs1000 said:

    Has anyone actually met any of the elite who rule us?

    Well I saw Maggie at a "Thatcher the Snatcher "demo,and 2 years later met her at a function,she was not PM yet,shook hands with Harold Wilson a couple of times,and had a memorable,and unpleasant chat with Gordo.
    Shook the gloved hand of her Maj once,and met Duke of E,and Duke of Westminster a few times.
    Anyway enough bragging,and FPT,the Marf cartoon was excellent,best ever,humour like this often hits the spot.

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    Grown up politics


    Douglas Carswell MP ✔ @DouglasCarswell
    I am so angry with the deceit of the Coalition frontbench over recall I am doing extra time leafleting in #rochester #DontGetAngryGetChange
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    david_herdsondavid_herdson Posts: 17,422
    GeoffM said:

    rcs1000 said:

    Has anyone actually met any of the elite who rule us?

    I met John Major whilst he was Prime Minister and Lady Thatcher much later. And heard Enoch Powell speak. Douglas Hurd when he was Foreign Sec. And quite a few others back when I was active in UK politics.

    But neither of those had any real power. As The Tap will remind us, the Freemasons are really in charge and I once shared a cigar break with Grand Master of the Grand Lodge of Mark Master Masons, Prince Michael of Kent. He's the one who'll have you buried at the low tide point if you look at him the wrong way. Or maybe not :)
    I'd forgotten about Enoch Powell. I heard him speak as well while I was at university. He was over 80 at the time but despite that, and despite having met many politicians since, none has had the presence he did. That said, he was completely wrong on his subject (which was that the Northern Irish peace process was playing into the hands of the IRA).
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    NinoinozNinoinoz Posts: 1,312

    Re the subject of the previous thread.

    Leaving aside questions of artistic merit. I would expect to see a cartoon like this in the Guardian or Independent. It reminds me of similar cartoons in the 80s/90s about the Tories.

    When will they (it seems I have to include OGH in "they") get it that this sort of thing just comes across as an elite trying to sneer at and put down lower orders who are trying to get above their station, and therefore just increases the vote for UKIP?

    Another sign of an increasingly worried establishment.

    It reminded me of the 'Tory Atlas of the World' in my Spitting Image book in the '80's.

    http://853blog.files.wordpress.com/2011/02/torymap7kx.jpg
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    Morris_DancerMorris_Dancer Posts: 61,013
    Mr. Scrapheap, careful. If you take the piss he'll scweam and scweam until he's sick.
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    MikeKMikeK Posts: 9,053
    Ooooh, it's a name dropping thread. Goodie. I once had breakfast with Menahem Begin and Ariel Sharon; well I was in the same trench with 40 others. Does that count?
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    Mr. Scrapheap, careful. If you take the piss he'll scweam and scweam until he's sick.

    Glad it's not just me reading it like that.
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    david_herdsondavid_herdson Posts: 17,422

    On topic, while I accept the theory about 650 constituency contests, I'm not sure I buy the conclusion. UNS has worked well, more or less, for a long time disproving that theory.

    UNS won't work for UKIP, but we're talking about a dozen seats, so for the overall national picture it makes little difference. The same is likely to be true for the Lib Dems in about a dozen seats.

    What is likely to be in error is the polling. We are going to have a vast number of opinion polls, and so there is ample opportunity for people to cling to their favourite. I well remember in 2010, when the exit poll contradicted everyone's poll-driven expectations for a major Lib Dem advance, that it took a fair few results before people were willing to accept it was accurate.

    I don't know if the exit poll will be as accurate in 2015 - their task is made a lot more difficult - but I am sure that the results will end up surprising many. There will certainly be money to be made by anyone able to keep a clear and unbiased mind.
    I don't think UNS will work all that well next time but with a bit of a tweak to take into account some proportional loss and gain, it shouldn't be too difficult to produce a model that irons out the rough edges that UNS produces on big swings.

    The very fact that UKIP is doing so well is testament to the fact that the election is *not* merely 650 constituency contests: UKIP's rise preceded their increase in activity: the latter was a consequence of the former. Those voters were responding to national events, as the majority of swing voters do. They may then place those events in a local contest but it was the national one that was the initial driver.
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    GeoffMGeoffM Posts: 6,071

    I met Charles Dance once.

    Well, not me, it was my mother.

    And she didn't actually speak to him. She saw him in Nash's restaurant in Leeds (which is rather good, from memory).

    Restaurant meetings, eh? I sat at a table next to Lesley Garrett once.

    And I helped carry Jimmy White out of the Havana Club in Jersey a few years ago :)
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    GeoffM said:

    rcs1000 said:

    Has anyone actually met any of the elite who rule us?

    I met John Major whilst he was Prime Minister and Lady Thatcher much later. And heard Enoch Powell speak. Douglas Hurd when he was Foreign Sec. And quite a few others back when I was active in UK politics.

    But neither of those had any real power. As The Tap will remind us, the Freemasons are really in charge and I once shared a cigar break with Grand Master of the Grand Lodge of Mark Master Masons, Prince Michael of Kent. He's the one who'll have you buried at the low tide point if you look at him the wrong way. Or maybe not :)
    Douglas Hurd, I'd forgotten about his time as Foreign Secretary. His conduct in the Balkans was a disgrace, Maggie quite rightly called him out on his 'level killing field' comments. I'm no fan of Thatcher but she was one of the few to stand up for Bosnia during that dark time.
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    HurstLlamaHurstLlama Posts: 9,098
    MikeK said:

    FPT:

    SouthamObserver said:
    I am enjoying how the members of the Jewish Board of Deputies have become a part of the metropolitan liberal elite for daring to criticise UKIP's relationship with a Polish Nazi sympathiser. How dare they speak out in that way. It's PC gone mad. The only possible explanation is that they are hypocritical lefties.
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    Don't talk daft, Southam. I will say this though, the Jewish Board of Deputies are a group made up, of that old fashion phrase, 'English Worthies'. Self appointed throughout it's history, always nudging up to the levers of power and never ever elected by the wider Jewish population; seeking only their own advancement. Nobody in the shrinking Anglo-Jewish world pays much attention to them, at all.

    Is that right? Tell me, what relationship is their between the Chief Rabbi and the Board? I only ask as I have always been impressed by the holders of that office. In my time they have all struck me as being wise, sensible, calm, moderate men whose opinions were always worth listening to. Lord Sacks being particularly notable in that respect.
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    RodCrosbyRodCrosby Posts: 7,737
    edited October 2014
    Someone showed that Betfair constituency betting was the best predictor, if adjusted for favourite-longshot bias, but still not a perfect predictor...
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    I once met Pixie Lott.
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    Casino_RoyaleCasino_Royale Posts: 55,680
    Ninoinoz said:

    Re the subject of the previous thread.

    Leaving aside questions of artistic merit. I would expect to see a cartoon like this in the Guardian or Independent. It reminds me of similar cartoons in the 80s/90s about the Tories.

    When will they (it seems I have to include OGH in "they") get it that this sort of thing just comes across as an elite trying to sneer at and put down lower orders who are trying to get above their station, and therefore just increases the vote for UKIP?

    Another sign of an increasingly worried establishment.

    It reminded me of the 'Tory Atlas of the World' in my Spitting Image book in the '80's.

    http://853blog.files.wordpress.com/2011/02/torymap7kx.jpg
    A classic atlas, and very much a product of its time. I love the size of the Falkland Islands.


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    RodCrosbyRodCrosby Posts: 7,737
    edited October 2014
    I met Bernard Lee ("M" in James Bond), not long before he died, and got his autograph. Still got it!
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    Casino_RoyaleCasino_Royale Posts: 55,680
    AndyJS said:

    I met John Selwyn Gummer in 1994.

    Did he offer you a beefburger?
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    GeoffMGeoffM Posts: 6,071

    Mr. Scrapheap, careful. If you take the piss he'll scweam and scweam until he's sick.

    Surely "thick" ?

    I have all of the original books in hardback, as it happens - many with the dust covers.
    Collected them when I was young :)

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    manofkent2014manofkent2014 Posts: 1,543
    edited October 2014

    Dan Hannan seems to be far less bullish about the Tories EU position.

    Cameron could win in 2015 if he took EU withdrawal seriously … but he won’t

    http://blogs.spectator.co.uk/coffeehouse/2014/10/cameron-could-win-in-2015-if-he-were-serious-about-europe-but-he-isnt/

    The flaw there is taking Hannan seriously. He and people like him will never take Cameron seriously. When Cameron says something where there is a terriblke danger that they will have to agree they square the circle by saying Cameron is not serious.

    I see Farage has yet again used the 'just a joke' excuse when saying that its OK him going into coalition with a far right extremist. Its deputy leader talks about 'realpolitik', hilarious when you see how they spout about breaking the mould. Real money trumps real policies.
    So what are 'people like him'? If you had read his blog you would have not embarrassed yourself by claiming Hannan did not take Cameron very seriously. Hannan took Cameron's referendum offer very seriously and was fully behind it much to the bemusement of many who admire him. That seems to have changed to the extent he didn't even push for people to vote Tory to get the referendum in the article.

    I see your obsession with UKIP hasn't changed but there again its far easier to sneer at others than it is to face ones own shortcomings now isn't it? Rather sad really. Talking of which how's Michael Kaminski getting on these days?

    Glasshouses stones and all that...........

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    MikeKMikeK Posts: 9,053

    MikeK said:

    FPT:

    SouthamObserver said:
    I am enjoying how the members of the Jewish Board of Deputies have become a part of the metropolitan liberal elite for daring to criticise UKIP's relationship with a Polish Nazi sympathiser. How dare they speak out in that way. It's PC gone mad. The only possible explanation is that they are hypocritical lefties.
    ----------------------------
    Don't talk daft, Southam. I will say this though, the Jewish Board of Deputies are a group made up, of that old fashion phrase, 'English Worthies'. Self appointed throughout it's history, always nudging up to the levers of power and never ever elected by the wider Jewish population; seeking only their own advancement. Nobody in the shrinking Anglo-Jewish world pays much attention to them, at all.

    Is that right? Tell me, what relationship is their between the Chief Rabbi and the Board? I only ask as I have always been impressed by the holders of that office. In my time they have all struck me as being wise, sensible, calm, moderate men whose opinions were always worth listening to. Lord Sacks being particularly notable in that respect.
    The workings of Chief Rabbinate and how it's awarded is a mystery to me. However I do know that the JB of D's is a secular body and has no power over religious matters.
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    RodCrosbyRodCrosby Posts: 7,737
    GeoffM said:

    I met Charles Dance once.

    Well, not me, it was my mother.

    And she didn't actually speak to him. She saw him in Nash's restaurant in Leeds (which is rather good, from memory).

    Restaurant meetings, eh? I sat at a table next to Lesley Garrett once.

    And I helped carry Jimmy White out of the Havana Club in Jersey a few years ago :)
    He wandered into a pub I was staying in once, at 2am, just to have a slash...

    I once shared a piss-stone with Richard Harris in a pub in Liverpool.
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    Morris_DancerMorris_Dancer Posts: 61,013
    Mr. M, no, it's the R/W thing, not a lisp. Well, in the post I wrote, anyway.

    I do like a good hardback. I appreciate a book you can fell a burglar with. A rapscallion clubbed about the head with the Complete Works of Shakespeare shan't forget it.
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    GeoffMGeoffM Posts: 6,071

    Mr. M, no, it's the R/W thing, not a lisp. Well, in the post I wrote, anyway.

    I do like a good hardback. I appreciate a book you can fell a burglar with. A rapscallion clubbed about the head with the Complete Works of Shakespeare shan't forget it.

    Ah, for me it's always fondly remembered as Violet Elizabeth Bott's phrase.
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    Bought Zouma goal minutes at 7 in the Chelsea game, he is dangerous in both boxes
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    bigjohnowlsbigjohnowls Posts: 21,904
    I played bingo with Mark Roe the golfer!!!

    I also used to call Bingo and introduce "turns"

    The most famous were Billy Pierce and Bobby Knutt!!

    Various politicians met mainly at May Day events at the WMC.

    Joe Ashton, Richard Caborn, Tony Benn and Harry Barnes.

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    Casino_RoyaleCasino_Royale Posts: 55,680
    RodCrosby said:

    GeoffM said:

    I met Charles Dance once.

    Well, not me, it was my mother.

    And she didn't actually speak to him. She saw him in Nash's restaurant in Leeds (which is rather good, from memory).

    Restaurant meetings, eh? I sat at a table next to Lesley Garrett once.

    And I helped carry Jimmy White out of the Havana Club in Jersey a few years ago :)
    He wandered into a pub I was staying in once, at 2am, just to have a slash...

    I once shared a piss-stone with Richard Harris in a pub in Liverpool.
    I once asked Ian Bleasdale where I could take a piss in the Corrie Tap in Bristol. His directions were concise, and informative.
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    bigjohnowlsbigjohnowls Posts: 21,904

    I played bingo with Mark Roe the golfer!!!

    I also used to call Bingo and introduce "turns"

    The most famous were Billy Pierce and Bobby Knutt!!

    Various politicians met mainly at May Day events at the WMC.

    Joe Ashton, Richard Caborn, Tony Benn and Harry Barnes.

    Nearly forgot David Blunkett of course he wouldnt recognise me
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    AndyJSAndyJS Posts: 29,395

    AndyJS said:

    I met John Selwyn Gummer in 1994.

    Did he offer you a beefburger?
    No but I met the daughter in question on the same occasion.
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    AndyJS said:

    AndyJS said:

    I met John Selwyn Gummer in 1994.

    Did he offer you a beefburger?
    No but I met the daughter in question on the same occasion.
    How many hooves did she have?
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    NickPalmerNickPalmer Posts: 21,369
    rcs1000 said:

    Has anyone actually met any of the elite who rule us?

    Absolutely - I've met an opinion pollster.

    Meanwhile, on the Latvian homophobe front, Open Europe (mildly Eurosceptic think-tank) thinks there is another shoe to drop - a staged defection from UKIP or the Sweden Democrats to bring the National Front group up to the required multinational level:

    http://openeurope.blogactiv.eu/2014/10/20/irony-alert-as-poles-ride-to-ukips-rescue-in-a-classic-brussels-stitch-up/?utm_source=EurActiv+Newsletter&utm_campaign=44c3df70a2-Bmail&utm_medium=email&utm_term=0_bab5f0ea4e-44c3df70a2-245514803

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    GeoffMGeoffM Posts: 6,071


    [snip]
    Joe Ashton, Richard Caborn, Tony Benn and Harry Barnes.

    Ashton was the MP shagging a Thai prostitute when his local brothel was raided wasn't he?

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    corporealcorporeal Posts: 2,549
    rcs1000 said:

    Has anyone actually met any of the elite who rule us?

    I've met OGH and have TSE's email address?

    That's who you meant right?
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    GeoffM said:

    I met Charles Dance once.

    Well, not me, it was my mother.

    And she didn't actually speak to him. She saw him in Nash's restaurant in Leeds (which is rather good, from memory).

    Restaurant meetings, eh? I sat at a table next to Lesley Garrett once.

    And I helped carry Jimmy White out of the Havana Club in Jersey a few years ago :)
    I used to work in the BBC rehearsal rooms and breakfast in the canteen was always full of personalities. Kenneth Williams was the most entertaining, Tom Baker the most up himself, two highlights for me were being in the lift with Legs & Co and best of all having breakfast on the same table as the gorgeous Lesley Anne Down.
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    bigjohnowlsbigjohnowls Posts: 21,904
    I once was so desperate for a dump in York I knocked on a random door after finding the 3rd Public Convenience I had rushed to closed.

    I was not lucky as although the householder let me use his toilet I had picked the only house in Yorkshire still to use Izal.

    This was the day after I had proposed to Mrs BJ she still agreed to marry me but ever since things have never been the same.
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    GeoffM said:


    [snip]
    Joe Ashton, Richard Caborn, Tony Benn and Harry Barnes.

    Ashton was the MP shagging a Thai prostitute when his local brothel was raided wasn't he?

    Tony Benn in a working mans club!
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    AndyJSAndyJS Posts: 29,395

    I met Charles Dance once.

    Well, not me, it was my mother.

    And she didn't actually speak to him. She saw him in Nash's restaurant in Leeds (which is rather good, from memory).

    The 1988 TV drama "First Born" starring Charles Dance is one of my favourite shows from that period.
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    bigjohnowlsbigjohnowls Posts: 21,904
    GeoffM said:


    [snip]
    Joe Ashton, Richard Caborn, Tony Benn and Harry Barnes.

    Ashton was the MP shagging a Thai prostitute when his local brothel was raided wasn't he?

    Apparently he reckons he just needed the toilet really bad.

    It can happen to the best you know
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    GeoffMGeoffM Posts: 6,071

    rcs1000 said:

    Has anyone actually met any of the elite who rule us?

    Absolutely - I've met an opinion pollster.
    Oh, right, it's Gloves Off time on the thread is it? :)
    If you want to escalate this to the *real* rainmakers then I once had a short bad-tempered conversation with Jeremy Paxman in the lobby of the Bournemouth International Centre.

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    SimonStClareSimonStClare Posts: 7,976
    edited October 2014

    I was not lucky as although the householder let me use his toilet I had picked the only house in Yorkshire still to use Izal.

    I think we had that stuff back in my old school days - Is it a bit like grease prof paper?
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    rcs1000rcs1000 Posts: 54,074

    GeoffM said:

    rcs1000 said:

    Has anyone actually met any of the elite who rule us?

    I met John Major whilst he was Prime Minister and Lady Thatcher much later. And heard Enoch Powell speak. Douglas Hurd when he was Foreign Sec. And quite a few others back when I was active in UK politics.

    But neither of those had any real power. As The Tap will remind us, the Freemasons are really in charge and I once shared a cigar break with Grand Master of the Grand Lodge of Mark Master Masons, Prince Michael of Kent. He's the one who'll have you buried at the low tide point if you look at him the wrong way. Or maybe not :)
    I'd forgotten about Enoch Powell. I heard him speak as well while I was at university. He was over 80 at the time but despite that, and despite having met many politicians since, none has had the presence he did. That said, he was completely wrong on his subject (which was that the Northern Irish peace process was playing into the hands of the IRA).
    Enoch Powell is a little like Nostradamus. Some nuggets, and some... less accurate forecasts.

    My favourite is his prediction that - after the battle with the Nazis was won - the next war would be between the British Empire and the USA.
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    GeoffM said:


    [snip]
    Joe Ashton, Richard Caborn, Tony Benn and Harry Barnes.

    Ashton was the MP shagging a Thai prostitute when his local brothel was raided wasn't he?

    Apparently he reckons he just needed the toilet really bad.

    It can happen to the best you know
    Ironic given his replacement in Bassetlaw is akin to the Puritan of the Labour Party.
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