The Smarkets betting exchange is staging an event next Wednesday, April 27th, on this year’s local elections. These take place a fortnight today on May 5th. The venue will be at the Smarkets offices in London where last month PB held its 18th birthday party.
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One may not be able to polish a turd, but at the very least someone could comb it's hair.
No! The weed-wacker look is key part of Boris Johnson's personal charisma & electoral appeal!
His "true" problem, is that he's rapidly loosing his hair, and it shows.
Perhaps he needs to invest in a good wig?
NOT hopelessly outdated Whig like Rees-Mogg. And NOT pound-store fright job sported by Fabricant.
https://www.the-scientist.com/news-opinion/this-fungus-has-more-than-17-000-sexes-69930
He is an entirely artificial construct.
Certain does seem that the waning of his powers coincides with the thinning of his hair.
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/live/world-europe-61157670
When two "or else" deadlines pass, and then you don't carry through your threat, you'd have to assume that this means they consider that storming it would be unsuccessful - not merely wasteful of Russian troops' lives, as they haven't been too picky about that up to now.
The question is whether there is any hope of resupply of those holding out?
There is nothing healthy or wise about individuals sacrificing their own judgement. The lack of it, and the way society has been kowtowing to "rules" is my biggest regret of the past couple of years.
Would it be possible for them, or someone, to arrange air fare (or private jet!) & take care of other expenses (hotel, meals, ground transport, "entertainment") so yours truly may also attend?
In return, will wave my usual fees, honoraria, kickbacks, bribes and other usual compensation for my quasi-professional semi-psephological "services".
Jean Paul Marat, who got stabbed in the bath by Charlotte Corday, was a St Andrews man
Went to St. Andrew’s and was totally unaware of that.
Was it Keir? Come on, own up, or accept that BoJo must be innocent.
Though perhaps PB clout at Foreign Office could obviate these minor impediments to modern travel?
Went to St. Andrew’s and was totally unaware of that.
You went to St. Andrews and were unaware of the fact? Is that common?
https://news.sky.com/story/politics-live-boris-johnson-urges-mps-to-wait-for-full-facts-before-launching-inquiry-into-whether-he-misled-parliament-12593360?postid=3758776#liveblog-body
Might it also be, that slaughtering the last brave defenders of Mariupol in full sight of the world, including his own people, is an atrocity too far, at least for public relations purposes?
Note that in Warsaw 1944, Putin's role model agreed, and largely adhered to, honorable terms of surrender for what was left of the Home Army.
No shortage of atrocities by Nazis up to then (and afterwards) but Hitler knew the world was watching.
Kate McCann
@KateEMcCann
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Something shifted for Tory MPs this week, we're starting to see it play out in public. Steve Baker - who really struggled listening to Keir Starmer's emotional speech on Tuesday - calls on the PM to resign.
https://twitter.com/KateEMcCann/status/1517118326341840896
It also means I’ll be there for St Jordi’s day on Saturday and able to see people dancing the Sardana in Plaça de Sant Jaume. Apparently they celebrate St Jordi’s day in Catalonia somewhat like we do Valentine’s Day. Girls give boys roses, and boys give back books (seemingly started as a tradition to also mark the deaths of those two famously Catalan writers; Cervantes and Shakespeare). They sell more books that day than the rest of the year put together.
@PippaCrerar
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Update: Labour isn't expected to force a vote on its own motion today, meaning it goes through on the nod (*unless* one of the other Oppo parties does).
Which leads me to ask:
> how much does the PM (or somebody) actually pay for his hair "dressing"?
> is he dying his hair on regular basis, for how long, and, if so, why not today?
On less important, non-follicle related subject
> how does visit of political damaged PM help in weaning India from it's long-standing ties with Russia?
https://books.google.co.uk/books?id=qGmUZPngca0C&pg=PA13&lpg=PA13&dq="this+is+the+microphone,+Prime+Minister"&source=bl&ots=iyHil6rQXO&sig=ACfU3U1DTWZHFU7TGADLS6fzUR4qQHgDYw&hl=en&sa=X&ved=2ahUKEwji2oyHsaX3AhUjnVwKHYY8DRkQ6AF6BAgCEAM#v=onepage&q="this is the microphone, Prime Minister"&f=false
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C3Zn3M-WMzM
murdererincreasing political imp?https://www.theguardian.com/politics/2022/apr/21/boris-johnson-visits-jcb-plant-india-demolitions-row
'Boris Johnson’s attempt to use his India visit to hail the success of JCB, the digger firm owned by a Tory donor, was met with a backlash on Thursday over the use of its machinery in the mass demolition of homes.
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TV footage about the demolition controversy, running prominently on Indian channels, showed JCB bulldozers being used to flatten properties.'
('its machinery' ambiguous - made by JCB not (still) owned by the firm)
Was that the case at the time in Spring 2020, or was that changed after the fact?
Just saying.
Admittedly a rather niche demographic.
They think he’s an idiot, with stupid hair, and that his Churchillian act in Ukraine is pathetic.
On the other hand they can’t understand why a “party” could be the end of him.
I’ve heard this before in the USA. Partygate doesn’t travel. The way I’ve tried to explain it before is that he’s lied to the House of Commons which is akin perhaps to lying under oath to a Court of Law.
Fire.... flint makes fire. Flint knappers? Flint knappers who travel around the world. Flint knappers with multiple identities.....
It is a Konspiracy by NATO!
Flint knappers, who are pretending to be anti-woke to penetrate Our Precious Vital Motherland are actually, secretly NATO Woke Flint Knapper Sabbotagists
Or at the very most, a mistake by the diplomatic corp.
You went to St. Andrews and were unaware of the fact? Is that common?
From what I have seen of their undergraduates....
You forgot to deflate by population growth.
The UK has moderately high population growth, so the figures flatter to deceive. Once you deflate (you have to make a reasonable assumption on how) - and thereby get per capita figures, UK comes out bottom.
Zahawi appeals to the Tory members.
Obviously it’s batshit insane that, in 2022, the law has no problem with adults assaulting kids, but, you know, there’s shortly gonna be a vacancy and Zahawi knows his audience…
Probably value @ 25/1
Puts a whole new spin on Mlle. Corday’s motives.
Everything is going pear shape and his mps are waking up
Indeed if I did bet I would put a tenner on it
Which is good, because I don’t want him to be PM in a “London Bridge” event. Call me old fashioned, but he’s not up to it.
Well he got the point if nobody else did.
"We want this war to end with Ukrainian victory," he said.
https://mobile.twitter.com/EuromaidanPress/status/1517160057884008448
Good for him.
Though where are they sending the ship ?
https://twitter.com/SebastianEPayne/status/1517165156941418497
I won't say the mood has changed, since we've had times like this before, but he'd definitely struggling to cover up his annoyance with his usual demeanour.
Putin doesn't care how many he kills or who is watching.
1) Met Police which could yet return more fines
2) Sue Gray
3) Commons investigation https://twitter.com/lewis_goodall/status/1517165851312635909
@carlbildt
And now 🇷🇺 state TV talks about “war against Europe and the world” once the operation against 🇺🇦 has been concluded. Without mercy.
https://twitter.com/carlbildt/status/1517043310069702661
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Bleak, if this represents Putin's thinking. We are slipping towards all out war in europe I am afraid to say.
But I am not very optimistic, although the Steve Baker intervention is an interesting sign all is not going well for the greasy piglet.
I'm not.
Of course his cheerleaders here do him no favours.
https://twitter.com/Wahlrecht_de/status/1517009250190606336
Very popular CDU ministerpräsident here.
Sonntagsfrage zur Landtagswahl in Schleswig-Holstein (#ltwsh) • Infratest dimap / NDR: CDU 38 % | SPD 20 % | GRÜNE 16 % | FDP 9 % | AfD 6 % | SSW 4 % | Sonstige 7 %
CDU+FDP would get a majority on this poll.
On the flipside, the SPD is still doing well in NRW though (15th May) where the SPD and Greens could still scrape a majority.