Don't be like that, he managed a team to Europa League qualification tonight. (View Post)

Preferably, not the *only* item of clothing donned. (View Post)

I seem to remember reading a very inexpensive and/or free Kindle story very much along those lines. The Ministry Of Love, I believe it was called. Use the resources of the state to tackle one of the … (View Post)

You should see his fridge. (View Post)

On the basis of some recent Jamie Oliver-fronted ads, I see "AI" has made it to the washing machine and the fridge, which presumably means the Red Dwarf Talkie Toaster future is only mere w… (View Post)