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  • SandpitSandpit Posts: 56,022
    rcs1000 said:

    Seth Rogan is talking shit. I've spent 30 minutes waiting to cross the bridge into downtown.
    I was referring to Joe Rogan, who lives in Austin, moved there from LA, and has quite a lot to say about the two cities.
  • Sean_FSean_F Posts: 38,350

    Perhaps we in the west should ask those countries to all pay us for the benefits of industrialisation and communications we have gifted them since the industrial revolution.
    I've never understood the argument that the pre-industrial world was somehow, a nicer place.
  • StillWatersStillWaters Posts: 9,615

    What solves the problem is getting China on board with a plan. Getting China on board with a plan requires slightly more empathy and diplomacy than some PB.com veterans often show.
    Not going to happen unfortunately. China doesn’t really give a shit. The only thing that has made them change their behaviour on this has been domestic air pollution
  • viewcodeviewcode Posts: 23,959
    Cookie said:

    Robot humour is different to ours:

    Cookie: A Jamaica joke is a joke of the format :"My wife went on holiday to the west indies. Jamaica? No, she went of her own accord." Tell me some more jokes of this format.

    ChatGPT:
    Certainly! Here are a few more jokes in the same format:

    "I asked my friend if he wanted to visit the Caribbean. 'Jamaica?' I asked. 'No,' he replied, 'but I might Belize it!'"

    "My neighbor told me he's planning a trip to the Bahamas. 'Nassau?' I asked. 'No,' he said, 'I'll be flying there.'"

    "I told my dad I wanted to go to Cuba. 'Havana?' he asked. 'No,' I replied, 'just a desire for some good salsa dancing.'"

    "My coworker mentioned he was considering a vacation in Puerto Rico. 'San Juan?' I asked. 'No,' he laughed, 'I'll be Juan-less!'"

    "I met someone who recently traveled to Trinidad and Tobago. 'Port of Spain?' I inquired. 'No,' he said, 'but I did bring back a lot of spice!'"

    Remember, these jokes play on the puns and wordplay of different locations, so enjoy the lighthearted humor!
    Will you please stop being mean to the nice GPT who is only trying to tell you funny jokes... :(
  • MoonRabbitMoonRabbit Posts: 14,008
    Cookie said:

    Cookie (still enjoying himself): How can you tell there is an elephant in bed with you?

    ChatGPT: If you were to wake up and suspect that there is an elephant in bed with you, you would likely notice several unmistakable signs:

    Size and Space: You would likely feel an extreme lack of space in the bed, as an elephant would take up a significant portion of it. The bed would feel crowded and cramped.

    Weight and Pressure: The immense weight of an elephant would cause the mattress to sink or compress significantly, leading to an unusual sensation of pressure and possibly discomfort.

    Movement and Vibrations: An elephant's size and weight would likely result in noticeable movements and vibrations. You might feel the bed shaking or shifting as the elephant adjusts its position.

    Sounds and Noises: Elephants are large animals, and their presence in a bed would likely produce audible sounds. You might hear heavy breathing, rustling, or even low rumbling sounds coming from the elephant.

    Visual Confirmation: If you manage to look or glance in the direction of the supposed elephant, you would likely see the unmistakable sight of a massive creature beside or partially on the bed.

    However, it's important to note that an elephant in bed with you is an unlikely scenario in reality, and it's more likely to be a humorous or imaginative concept.

    How about the thought, all the AI in the world are sharing your post with each other and having a good AB (artificial belly) laugh with playing along with you? Who is really laughing at who?
  • MoonRabbitMoonRabbit Posts: 14,008
    Scott_xP said:

    Security experts are to turn on an old phone belonging to Boris Johnson to try to extract WhatsApp messages revealing discussions with government figures at the start of the pandemic.

    The phone was switched off in 2021 because of fears that it had been hacked with Israeli spy software. The advice was that it should never be turned back on.

    But the Covid inquiry revealed today that it had reached a deal with the Cabinet Office to hand the phone to the “appropriate personnel in government for its contents to be downloaded”.

    https://www.thetimes.co.uk/article/covid-inquiry-baroness-hallett-boris-johnson-whatsapp-messages-tbncbgq5g

    The WhatsApp’s on Starmer’s lockdown phones need to extracted. What is Starmer trying to hide by not even offering to hand them over?
  • RogerRoger Posts: 20,284

    I never said that. I've always said that Thatcher was the best PM since Churchill.

    I said he was likely to be the most consequential after Atlee and Thatcher post-war.

    Considering how much you rail about how awful Brexit is, and how the country has gone to the dogs because of it, it seems your own comments rather confirm that too. Or was Brexit inconsequential and overblown?
    We all get things wrong in the hope of hitting the jackpot.

    Yours was just a bit wronger than most!!
  • RogerRoger Posts: 20,284

    Footprints in the butter...?
    Woman wakes up in bed with an elephant

    "God I must have been tight last night"

    'Madam, you were'
  • CarlottaVanceCarlottaVance Posts: 60,281
    Ian Blackford, the former leader of the SNP in Westminster, has told Sky News he will be standing down at the next election.

    https://news.sky.com/story/former-snp-westminster-leader-ian-blackford-standing-down-at-next-election-12897577
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