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  • RobDRobD Posts: 60,359

    No doubt about that, but if you had the skills to add the achitrave back in you would added it in completely, not partially
    Well quite, but the fact is they didn't have the skills, as is obvious from the clear manipulation of the original image.
  • dixiedeandixiedean Posts: 29,939
    edited February 2022
    Leon said:

    It is a horrible story, tho blaming it on Brexit is a bit of a reach
    No one is blaming Brexit AFAICS. However. Dredging the Tees for a Freeport (something which could have been done at any time) but loudly proclaimed as a Brexit dividend, is up there with the list of suspects.
    Law of unintended consequences if so. There can be no "levelling up" without disbenefits elsewhere. However much folk try to pretend otherwise.
    Having said that. Storm Arwen was devastating on the NE coast. The number of trees down was astonishing. Who knows what was churned up?
  • MalmesburyMalmesbury Posts: 54,219
    dixiedean said:

    No one is blaming Brexit AFAICS. However. Dredging the Tees for a Freeport (something which could have been done at any time) but loudly proclaimed as a Brexit dividend, is up there with the list of suspects.
    Law of unintended consequences if so. There can be no "levelling up" without disbenefits elsewhere. However much folk try to pretend otherwise.
    Levelling up is not the issue if it is the dredging - development is. Economics is not a zero sum game.
  • You could try the Scottish Coastal Rowing Association at https://scottishcoastalrowing.org/ I just checked, and there are now over 70 clubs around the country with 1-3 boats each. Most clubs have people who make and mend the boats themselves, but some may well need help.
    Ta.
  • SandpitSandpit Posts: 56,022
    At some point, someone is going to pop up with either the original hi-res image, or other photos of the same event, and we will see which is correct. I have a feeling that neither of the two images seen side-by-side is original, but that they both have a common ancestor.
  • ApplicantApplicant Posts: 3,379

    The other benefit of a Spring '24 election is the possibility to deploy a feelgood tax cut.

    But the key thing is that if the Conservatives are on track to lose (and that's a smaller if than it seemed a few months back), they are duty-bound to hang on as long as they can. Anything can happen at backgammon and all that.

    What's the latest possible date under the new rules?
    Dissolution would be 17th December 2024 (which is a Sunday, so in reality it would be whichever day in the week ending Friday 15th leads to a GE on a Thursday).

    FTPA specifies parliament dissolves 17 working days before the election but the Electoral Commission says 25, and it seems to have been 25 in 2019. So my best guess based on what I see at the moment is Thursday 11th January 2025.
  • NerysHughesNerysHughes Posts: 3,375
    edited February 2022
    RobD said:

    Well quite, but the fact is they didn't have the skills, as is obvious from the clear manipulation of the original image.
    But either what was removed from the original photo was much smaller than the champagne bottle, or someone partially and professionally added the architrave back in, when it would have been just as easy to add it fully back in.
    I have no doubt that both photos are photoshopped
  • MalmesburyMalmesbury Posts: 54,219
    Cyclefree said:

    That's my point. You always interview in person. Always. You have a file of the relevant documents for each person when doing so.

    This way is, quite apart from any other consideration, incredibly inefficient. And pointless. Because any sensible person will simply write what they need to to get themselves off the hook and the answers would not be admissible anyway if a FPN was challenged. It just seems amazingly inept.

    Perhaps the reports are wrong. Or perhaps the Met really is as useless as I think. Who knows.
    The Met are more useless than you think. Even if you assume the Met are more useless than a chocolate teapot.

    If you have a chocolate teapot, you don't have a useful police force. But you have chocolate.

    If you have the Met, you don't have a useful police force. And you don't have chocolate.

    And they will have drunk all the tea.
  • QuincelQuincel Posts: 4,042
    edited February 2022

    The other benefit of a Spring '24 election is the possibility to deploy a feelgood tax cut.

    But the key thing is that if the Conservatives are on track to lose (and that's a smaller if than it seemed a few months back), they are duty-bound to hang on as long as they can. Anything can happen at backgammon and all that.

    What's the latest possible date under the new rules?
    EDIT: Sorry, this is the existing rules under FTPA.

    May 2024. FTPA says that the election is May in the 5th year after an election, unless a snap election is called pre-May (in which case it is May 4 years after). As the election was December 2019 the next one is schedule for May 2024 unless Parliament intervenes.

    https://www.legislation.gov.uk/ukpga/2011/14/section/1/enacted
  • kle4kle4 Posts: 98,594
    eek said:

    FTPA won't be an issue next year, the legislation to repel it is already in progress.
    3rd reading in the Lords coming up in a few weeks.
  • Andy_JSAndy_JS Posts: 34,295
    edited February 2022
    "In defence of class
    There's security in knowing your place in life
    BY JUSTIN WEBB
    Justin Webb presents Radio 4's Today programme and was previously the BBC's North America Editor"

    https://unherd.com/2022/02/in-defence-of-class/
  • MaxPBMaxPB Posts: 39,823

    But either what was removed from the original photo was much smaller than the champagne bottle, or someone partially and professionally added the architrave back in, when it would have been just as easy to add it fully back in.
    I have no doubt that both photos are photoshopped
    The photo with the bottle is definitely not photoshopped, can you provide any evidence to show that it is?
  • RobDRobD Posts: 60,359

    But either what was removed from the original photo was much smaller than the champagne bottle, or someone partially and professionally added the architrave back in, when it would have been just as easy to add it fully back in.
    I have no doubt that both photos are photoshopped
    Partially and professionally? I dispute the second part. Whoever removed the bottle and tinsel clearly did a crap job at it, it is blindingly obvious in the doctored photo.

    https://twitter.com/Quinby__/status/1491717630918541319

    There's no evidence that the other photo has been doctored.
  • ApplicantApplicant Posts: 3,379
    Quincel said:

    May 2024. FTPA says that the election is May in the 5th year after an election, unless a snap election is called pre-May (in which case it is May 4 years after). As the election was December 2019 the next one is schedule for May 2024 unless Parliament intervenes.

    https://www.legislation.gov.uk/ukpga/2011/14/section/1/enacted
    It's May 2024 under the current rules, but FTPA will be repealed long before then.
  • ApplicantApplicant Posts: 3,379
    kle4 said:

    3rd reading in the Lords coming up in a few weeks.
    24th Feb. There was one amendment by the Lords at Report stage, but I'd expect the Commons to throw it out immediately as it negates much of the point of the Bill and, having read Hansard of the debate yesterday, I wouldn't expect the Lords to insist at ping-pong. I currently expect DACOP to get Royal Assent some time next month.
  • LeonLeon Posts: 59,806
    RobD said:

    Partially and professionally? I dispute the second part. Whoever removed the bottle and tinsel clearly did a crap job at it, it is blindingly obvious in the doctored photo.

    https://twitter.com/Quinby__/status/1491717630918541319

    There's no evidence that the other photo has been doctored.
    There is some evidence - the odd size and tilting of the bottle, the absence of glasses - however these are trivial and explicable. I agree the doctored image is surely the one with the bottle and tinsel removed (and done badly), and with MIRROR EXCLUSIVE apparently plastered over it - tho it never ran in the Mirror (it seems)

    The question this is, who did the doctoring? Cui bono?
  • RobDRobD Posts: 60,359
    Leon said:

    There is some evidence - the odd size and tilting of the bottle, the absence of glasses - however these are trivial and explicable. I agree the doctored image is surely the one with the bottle and tinsel removed (and done badly), and with MIRROR EXCLUSIVE apparently plastered over it - tho it never ran in the Mirror (it seems)

    The question this is, who did the doctoring? Cui bono?
    There's a glass right in front of whoever is sitting down, and from the bubbles at the top it looks like it came from the bottle on the left.
  • CarlottaVanceCarlottaVance Posts: 60,422
    edited February 2022
    Any prizes for guessing what happens next…
    .
    Scotland considers women-only train carriages to boost safety
    Many women feel too scared to travel on public transport because of men's behaviour, the SNP transport minister Jenny Gilruth said

    https://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2022/02/09/scotland-considers-women-only-train-carriages-boost-safety/
  • LeonLeon Posts: 59,806
    RobD said:

    There's a glass right in front of whoever is sitting down, and from the bubbles at the top it looks like it came from the bottle on the left.
    Looks like water to me BUT the res is so low it is impossible to say. Nonetheless this has passed a boring afternoon in Colombo and soon I can start drinking AND EATING FREE CRAB

    So, yay
  • NerysHughesNerysHughes Posts: 3,375
    edited February 2022
    RobD said:

    Partially and professionally? I dispute the second part. Whoever removed the bottle and tinsel clearly did a crap job at it, it is blindingly obvious in the doctored photo.

    https://twitter.com/Quinby__/status/1491717630918541319

    There's no evidence that the other photo has been doctored.
    Look at the the architrave in the photo without the bottle, it extends past where the bottle would be covering it. It does not look like it has been added back in, so either someone added it back in professionally or what was removed from the photo was much smaller than the champagne bottle.

    https://twitter.com/Ann06957684/status/1491545566928584711/photo/1
  • RobDRobD Posts: 60,359
    edited February 2022

    Look at the the architrave in the photo without the bottle, it extends past where the bottle would be covering it. It does not look like it has been added back in, so either some added it back in professionally or what was removed from the photo was much smaller than the champagne bottle.

    https://twitter.com/Ann06957684/status/1491545566928584711/photo/1
    Yes, I can see that. But you seem to think that the person doing the editing was actually good at what they are doing. The evidence suggests otherwise.

    This is a much better version of the doctored photo - https://twitter.com/Quinby__/status/1491717630918541319
  • MalmesburyMalmesbury Posts: 54,219

    Any prizes for guessing what happens next…
    .
    Scotland considers women-only train carriages to boost safety
    Many women feel too scared to travel on public transport because of men's behaviour, the SNP transport minister Jenny Gilruth said

    https://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2022/02/09/scotland-considers-women-only-train-carriages-boost-safety/

    Rural electrification of railways is rendered obsolete by battery tech?

    https://arstechnica.com/cars/2022/02/battery-powered-trains-are-picking-up-speed/
  • kle4kle4 Posts: 98,594

    Any prizes for guessing what happens next…
    .
    Scotland considers women-only train carriages to boost safety
    Many women feel too scared to travel on public transport because of men's behaviour, the SNP transport minister Jenny Gilruth said

    https://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2022/02/09/scotland-considers-women-only-train-carriages-boost-safety/

    An idea so good it was floated as an idea by Jeremy Corbyn and Chris Williamson, but criticised by, among others, the Women's Equality Party, Everyday Sexism and the End Violence Against Women campaigns.

    But perhaps it's one of those ideas that despite being dismissed as ridiciulous just refuses to go away and will finds politics has changed.

    https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-41028234
  • RobDRobD Posts: 60,359
    Applicant said:

    Surely it would be impossible to challenge any man in a women-only carriage for fear of being accused of misgendering?
    I'm sure many would be fine identifying as a woman if it meant getting a seat. ;)
  • Applicant said:

    Dissolution would be 17th December 2024 (which is a Sunday, so in reality it would be whichever day in the week ending Friday 15th leads to a GE on a Thursday).

    FTPA specifies parliament dissolves 17 working days before the election but the Electoral Commission says 25, and it seems to have been 25 in 2019. So my best guess based on what I see at the moment is Thursday 11th January 2025.
    Thanks.

    A government that has an election campaign that straddles Christmas would really be raising a middle finger at the electorate.

    But if they're still not winning in the polls, what else can they do?
  • SandpitSandpit Posts: 56,022

    Any prizes for guessing what happens next…
    .
    Scotland considers women-only train carriages to boost safety
    Many women feel too scared to travel on public transport because of men's behaviour, the SNP transport minister Jenny Gilruth said

    https://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2022/02/09/scotland-considers-women-only-train-carriages-boost-safety/

    Welcome to the Middle East, Nicola.


  • NerysHughesNerysHughes Posts: 3,375
    RobD said:

    Yes, I can see that. But you seem to think that the person doing the editing was actually good at what they are doing. The evidence suggests otherwise.

    This is a much better version of the doctored photo - https://twitter.com/Quinby__/status/1491717630918541319
    I think they are terrible at it, but the fact that the so much of the architrave is visible in the picture without the bottle, demonstrates that what was removed was much smaller than the champagne bottle. It is even clearer in the link you provided.
  • TazTaz Posts: 17,628
    kle4 said:

    An idea so good it was floated as an idea by Jeremy Corbyn and Chris Williamson, but criticised by, among others, the Women's Equality Party, Everyday Sexism and the End Violence Against Women campaigns.

    But perhaps it's one of those ideas that despite being dismissed as ridiciulous just refuses to go away and will finds politics has changed.

    https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-41028234
    It was probably more down to who was suggesting it at the time than the idea itself. It is used in some parts of the world already.
  • LostPasswordLostPassword Posts: 19,161

    The Met are more useless than you think. Even if you assume the Met are more useless than a chocolate teapot.

    If you have a chocolate teapot, you don't have a useful police force. But you have chocolate.

    If you have the Met, you don't have a useful police force. And you don't have chocolate.

    And they will have drunk all the tea.
    Chocolate teapot is potentially quite useful. Could brew tea and then eat the teapot.

    https://www.bbc.com/news/uk-england-york-north-yorkshire-29126161

    Or you just have some chocolate.

    https://thechocolateworkshop.co.uk/product/teapot-gift-box/
  • kyf_100kyf_100 Posts: 4,955
    Taz said:

    It was probably more down to who was suggesting it at the time than the idea itself. It is used in some parts of the world already.
    Afghanistan?
  • ApplicantApplicant Posts: 3,379

    Thanks.

    A government that has an election campaign that straddles Christmas would really be raising a middle finger at the electorate.

    But if they're still not winning in the polls, what else can they do?
    I think realistically the latest would be Thursday 12th December - or possibly the 19th - probably with the new parliament set to meet on Monday 6th or Tuesday 7th January which would allow time for negotiations in the event of a hung parliament. Other than that there wouldn't be much likely to happen over the period anyway so the extended gap shouldn't present much of a problem.
  • Sandpit said:

    Welcome to the Middle East, Nicola.


    They have women only carriages on certain commuter trains in Japan as well.
  • RobDRobD Posts: 60,359

    I think they are terrible at it, but the fact that the so much of the architrave is visible in the picture without the bottle, demonstrates that what was removed was much smaller than the champagne bottle. It is even clearer in the link you provided.
    No, it doesn't demonstrate that at all. It only demonstrates that the person who doctored it was terrible at it. There is no evidence that the other photo has been doctored. Artefacts from the incompetence of whoever produced the photo without the bottle do not count.
  • FlatlanderFlatlander Posts: 4,924
    Sandpit said:

    At some point, someone is going to pop up with either the original hi-res image, or other photos of the same event, and we will see which is correct. I have a feeling that neither of the two images seen side-by-side is original, but that they both have a common ancestor.

    Will they find the common ancestor in a cave in Laos?
  • TazTaz Posts: 17,628

    Any prizes for guessing what happens next…
    .
    Scotland considers women-only train carriages to boost safety
    Many women feel too scared to travel on public transport because of men's behaviour, the SNP transport minister Jenny Gilruth said

    https://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2022/02/09/scotland-considers-women-only-train-carriages-boost-safety/

    Can we have non-binary carriages too, and any of the others out there.
  • Legislation to allow sanctions against Russia in the case of an invasion of Ukraine will be enshrined into British law today

    https://twitter.com/BloombergUK/status/1491740795145183235?s=20&t=EkBdrZ-7WXlzoTvtQTNOdA
  • IshmaelZIshmaelZ Posts: 21,830
    RobD said:

    No, it doesn't demonstrate that at all. It only demonstrates that the person who doctored it was terrible at it. There is no evidence that the other photo has been doctored. Artefacts from the incompetence of whoever produced the photo without the bottle do not count.
    Of course, without independent knowledge of the room they have no way of knowing exactly what the meeting of the dado rail and the door frame looks like.

    Similarly I think there's a ceiling light reflected in the bottle. If that in fact matches what is actually there, that's an argument for bottle = original.
  • FlatlanderFlatlander Posts: 4,924
    Taz said:

    Can we have non-binary carriages too, and any of the others out there.
    We could solve all this by having a drunken idiot carriage.

    Anyone who identifies as aggressive or annoying should go in that carriage, and the rest of us can mix freely.
  • Sounds like Sir John is a bit all over the shop:

    John Major says it wouldn't be 'prudent, wise or fair' to 'prejudge' whether Boris Johnson broke lockdown laws - shortly after speech in which he said: 'The PM and officials broke lockdown laws'

    https://twitter.com/JasonGroves1/status/1491739913938739202?s=20&t=EkBdrZ-7WXlzoTvtQTNOdA
  • EndillionEndillion Posts: 4,976
    Sandpit said:

    Welcome to the Middle East, Nicola.


    What is a "child commuter"? Or have they misunderstood the word commuter, and are using it as a catch-all term for "passenger"?
  • kle4kle4 Posts: 98,594
    edited February 2022
    Taz said:

    It was probably more down to who was suggesting it at the time than the idea itself. It is used in some parts of the world already.
    That may be so (the article notes that too), but I don't see how the first sentence can be correct - sure, plenty of political comments would react according to who suggested it, but why would those campaigns respond so differently?
  • RobDRobD Posts: 60,359
    IshmaelZ said:

    Of course, without independent knowledge of the room they have no way of knowing exactly what the meeting of the dado rail and the door frame looks like.

    Similarly I think there's a ceiling light reflected in the bottle. If that in fact matches what is actually there, that's an argument for bottle = original.
    Yeah, that's a very good argument. Why would the same person who produced such a brilliant photoshop with the bottle included produce such a terrible one without it?
  • dixiedeandixiedean Posts: 29,939

    They have women only carriages on certain commuter trains in Japan as well.
    They were extensive in India when I was there.
  • NerysHughesNerysHughes Posts: 3,375
    RobD said:

    No, it doesn't demonstrate that at all. It only demonstrates that the person who doctored it was terrible at it. There is no evidence that the other photo has been doctored. Artefacts from the incompetence of whoever produced the photo without the bottle do not count.
    Why would some of the archtitrave rail be missing when another around 3 inches of it should also be missing?
  • MalmesburyMalmesbury Posts: 54,219

    Chocolate teapot is potentially quite useful. Could brew tea and then eat the teapot.

    https://www.bbc.com/news/uk-england-york-north-yorkshire-29126161

    Or you just have some chocolate.

    https://thechocolateworkshop.co.uk/product/teapot-gift-box/
    That was my point.

    I will add "Replace the Met with a chocolate teapot" to my manifesto as unDictator of the UK.
  • EndillionEndillion Posts: 4,976
    Scott_xP said:

    this is probably the most eviscerating extract of the John Major speech https://twitter.com/PickardJE/status/1491732468751339525/photo/1

    Whenever I see extracts of Major's speeches condemning behaviour from the politicians who came after him, I always imagine that the next line - the first one I can't see - is "And I should know!"
  • Suggestions on a post card:

    While he’s giving away bread and circuses can Boris:
    - legalise drugs
    - announce a British mission to Mars
    - increase motorway speed limits to 100mph


    https://twitter.com/RupertMyers/status/1491742599715110916?s=20&t=EkBdrZ-7WXlzoTvtQTNOdA
  • RobDRobD Posts: 60,359

    Why would some of the archtitrave rail be missing when another around 3 inches of it should also be missing?
    Because they did a terrible job of doctoring the photo, as is evidenced elsewhere in the photo.

    It is inconceivable that someone who produced this doctored photo could also be responsible for placing the bottle in there given how the lighting matches.
  • Sandpit said:

    Welcome to the Middle East, Nicola.


    First class metro carriages? What a fucked up place.
    Anyone who thinks that women only carriages are the way forward has obviously never been in a train with a group travelling to a Hens Night.
  • ApplicantApplicant Posts: 3,379

    Chocolate teapot is potentially quite useful. Could brew tea and then eat the teapot.

    https://www.bbc.com/news/uk-england-york-north-yorkshire-29126161

    Or you just have some chocolate.

    https://thechocolateworkshop.co.uk/product/teapot-gift-box/
    Great last line in that BBC article: It is not known if tests are now to be conducted on the efficiency of the similarly-fabled chocolate fireguard.
  • PolruanPolruan Posts: 2,083
    On photoshopgate: isn't the point that Johnson has been happy to deny anything that he either believes to be untrue, or that he believes is not provable? (I realise those may not be concepts he can distinguish). If the photo was fake and there wasn't a bottle, it would already have been decried as a fake and the account of the event denied. Given that Zahawi is on the record saying there was no alcohol, if the recollection of everyone present is that there was indeed no alcohol, I'm sure he'd be eager to say that he stands by his account and he doesn't see that a fake photo changes it.

    Throughout most of Johnson's Parliamentary non-apology sessions, he denied plenty of accusations, and mainly resorted to saying that he couldn't comment before the report was out when accused of things that may have been true. That seems the best context for interpreting what's happened here.
  • eekeek Posts: 29,738
    edited February 2022

    Thanks.

    A government that has an election campaign that straddles Christmas would really be raising a middle finger at the electorate.

    But if they're still not winning in the polls, what else can they do?
    Um 17th December is a Tuesday and you are going to lose 4 working days for Christmas so knock a week off there.

    That gives me a date of Thursday 30th January.

    The middle of winter probably with snow on the ground.

  • ApplicantApplicant Posts: 3,379
    eek said:

    Um 17th December is a Tuesday

    So 1 week from there to Christmas so it would be Thursday 23rd January.

    The middle of winter probably with snow on the ground.

    You're right, I must have been looking at the wrong year, or perhaps Windows was lying to me...
  • eekeek Posts: 29,738
    Applicant said:

    You're right, I must have been looking at the wrong year, or perhaps Windows was lying to me...
    Don't stress - it took me multiple attempts to get it right because everytime I looked away Windows reset the calendar for me...
  • CarnyxCarnyx Posts: 44,620

    They have women only carriages on certain commuter trains in Japan as well.
    Used to have them (or compartments, which was the same thing on non-corridor, non-saloon trains) in the UK.
  • IshmaelZIshmaelZ Posts: 21,830
    Polruan said:

    On photoshopgate: isn't the point that Johnson has been happy to deny anything that he either believes to be untrue, or that he believes is not provable? (I realise those may not be concepts he can distinguish). If the photo was fake and there wasn't a bottle, it would already have been decried as a fake and the account of the event denied. Given that Zahawi is on the record saying there was no alcohol, if the recollection of everyone present is that there was indeed no alcohol, I'm sure he'd be eager to say that he stands by his account and he doesn't see that a fake photo changes it.

    Throughout most of Johnson's Parliamentary non-apology sessions, he denied plenty of accusations, and mainly resorted to saying that he couldn't comment before the report was out when accused of things that may have been true. That seems the best context for interpreting what's happened here.

    What is most baffling about the interview-by-email plan, is it gives the suspects the chance to coordinate their stories. Sit 50 people down separately and they won't know whether to swear there was no alcohol/a lone bottle of prosecco/5 cases of Buckies because they don't know who else has said what
  • MalmesburyMalmesbury Posts: 54,219
    RobD said:

    Because they did a terrible job of doctoring the photo, as is evidenced elsewhere in the photo.

    It is inconceivable that someone who produced this doctored photo could also be responsible for placing the bottle in there given how the lighting matches.
    "inconceivable"

    image
  • ApplicantApplicant Posts: 3,379
    edited February 2022
    Applicant said:

    You're right, I must have been looking at the wrong year, or perhaps Windows was lying to me...
    Additional: I see you've edited to say the 30th, but I think the 23rd is right. Dissolution on the 17th makes the 24th 5 days, the 31st 8 days (Christmas Day and Boxing Day not counting), the 7th Jan 11 days (NYD and 2nd Jan in Scotland not counting) so 28th Jan would be 26 days and you'd have to go back to the previous Thursday.
  • ApplicantApplicant Posts: 3,379
    edited February 2022
    eek said:

    Don't stress - it took me multiple attempts to get it right because everytime I looked away Windows reset the calendar for me...
    Yeah, for my most recent post I googled "december 2024 calendar"!)

    That said, I thought it was worthwhile to demonstrate to a certain poster who I need not name that it is possible to admit to making a mistake! :)
  • RobDRobD Posts: 60,359

    "inconceivable"

    image
    It's almost incredulous at this point. ;)
  • ApplicantApplicant Posts: 3,379
    Farooq said:

    who is the tinsel guy in the photo?

    I always thought it was Dom. Is it not?
  • MoonRabbitMoonRabbit Posts: 14,073
    Leon said:

    Looks like water to me BUT the res is so low it is impossible to say. Nonetheless this has passed a boring afternoon in Colombo and soon I can start drinking AND EATING FREE CRAB

    So, yay
    Is there such a thing as a free crab?

    So how is progress on the work you were hoping to clear and deadlines to meet? Going well? 🙂
  • CarnyxCarnyx Posts: 44,620

    You could try the Scottish Coastal Rowing Association at https://scottishcoastalrowing.org/ I just checked, and there are now over 70 clubs around the country with 1-3 boats each. Most clubs have people who make and mend the boats themselves, but some may well need help.
    Scottish Maritime Museum in Irvine might have contacts too.
  • IshmaelZIshmaelZ Posts: 21,830

    Is there such a thing as a free crab?

    So how is progress on the work you were hoping to clear and deadlines to meet? Going well? 🙂
    Crabs are born free, but thgey are everywhere in chains.
  • PulpstarPulpstar Posts: 79,234
    edited February 2022

    Why would some of the archtitrave rail be missing when another around 3 inches of it should also be missing?
    The photo without the champers bottle is doctored. She links Guido's story, https://order-order.com/2022/02/09/mirror-republish-old-partygate-story-this-time-with-bubbles/

    but there's absolubtely no mention of any sort of photo doctoring going on. Instead ' @Ann06957684 Ann #BackBoris.' "source" is
    Chris
    @creynolds1975 - whose twitter feed with 30 followers is entirely anti-Labour ranting who has replied to Guido's twitter thread; this is entirely made up by no mark Boris fans on twitter.

    Edit: In addition
    The facebook photo ID link doesn't work, it's not on Guido's Facebook
    https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=486530956351

    FACT CHECK: FALSE
  • SelebianSelebian Posts: 9,264
    edited February 2022

    Why would some of the archtitrave rail be missing when another around 3 inches of it should also be missing?
    Clone tool so far, then too close to the doorframe(?) and switched to cloning from elsewhere. Also, if the original had a smaller, innocent bottle (or whatever) in that position then why photoshop that out. The bottleless photo has clearly been manipulated in some way.

    The bottle photo - could be a good fake, but a few things:
    - bottle wrong tilt: no, it matches the doorframe behind, just perspective (or lens) making the things in different places appear to tilt different ways
    - if I was faking it, I wouldn't have the clear cellophane in front of the bottle. That's a massive pain in the arse to deal with. There would be easier places to slip a fake bottle in, I think.

    My expertise? Not much really, but I did used to do spot the ball type pics for a couple of publications in my student days, so I'm fairly adept at removing all trace of things from photos. I could do a better job on the bottle removal than the one we've seen. Not so much adding things in, which is hard - you need to get the perspective and lighting right to make it convincing. Can be done, of course.

    An original of the bottle photo would also be fairly easily analysed, unless a faker was very good. In most cases the JPEG (if JPEG) compression around an added feature will not quite add up. Can be done convincingly, but it's often the tell.

    Edit: And also, if I was BJ or anyone pictured and it was faked I'd have come right out and said that as soon as I saw it. The tinsel one has been around for weeks.
  • HYUFDHYUFD Posts: 127,062
    edited February 2022
    eek said:

    Um 17th December is a Tuesday and you are going to lose 4 working days for Christmas so knock a week off there.

    That gives me a date of Thursday 30th January.

    The middle of winter probably with snow on the ground.

    Campaigning in December 2019 was awful, it was freezing cold, on election day mostly spent in the dark and wet and with soggy literature. It was the worst election I campaigned in weather wise even if the result was a good one from my perspective. An election in January would be just as bad, if not worse.

    We should stick to Spring elections unless absolutely no alternative
  • MalmesburyMalmesbury Posts: 54,219
    RobD said:

    It's almost incredulous at this point. ;)
    Someone forgot the 3 classic blunders
  • eekeek Posts: 29,738
    Applicant said:

    Additional: I see you've edited to say the 30th, but I think the 23rd is right. Dissolution on the 17th makes the 24th 5 days, the 31st 8 days (Christmas Day and Boxing Day not counting), the 7th Jan 11 days (NYD and 2nd Jan in Scotland not counting) so 28th Jan would be 26 days and you'd have to go back to the previous Thursday.
    Yep - it's hard to actually work out when the election date would be if things were pushed to the limit but it would result in a very short election as no one would care about it at all until January 1st came round.
  • MoonRabbitMoonRabbit Posts: 14,073

    Suggestions on a post card:

    While he’s giving away bread and circuses can Boris:
    - legalise drugs
    - announce a British mission to Mars
    - increase motorway speed limits to 100mph


    https://twitter.com/RupertMyers/status/1491742599715110916?s=20&t=EkBdrZ-7WXlzoTvtQTNOdA

    “ increase motorway speed limits to 100mph “ Yessssssssssssss! I’d even be tempted to switch party allegiance to the “it’s all about Boris” Party.
  • CarnyxCarnyx Posts: 44,620

    Is there such a thing as a free crab?

    So how is progress on the work you were hoping to clear and deadlines to meet? Going well? 🙂
    Eating free crab = primary research for Leon's work.
  • MattWMattW Posts: 26,650

    Levelling up is not the issue if it is the dredging - development is. Economics is not a zero sum game.
    Regional press has been reporting that it was natural algal blooms, after investogation by the DEFRA.

    https://www.yorkshirepost.co.uk/news/people/yorkshire-mass-crab-and-lobster-deaths-mystery-solved-as-investigation-finds-toxic-algae-has-been-killing-marine-life-3554348

    Though a bit of furious Guardianista knee-jerking is hardly a surprise.
  • LeonLeon Posts: 59,806

    Is there such a thing as a free crab?

    So how is progress on the work you were hoping to clear and deadlines to meet? Going well? 🙂
    Yes. I’ve lost 9 pounds in about 3 weeks
  • IshmaelZIshmaelZ Posts: 21,830
    Here's a thing:

    When Johnson was a jolly young journalist he was in principle prepared to help someone have someone else beaten up for no good reason

    As PM he without question has at his disposal people with a licence to kill for the secret service

    The people in charge of the people with a licence to kill for the secret service are, for all we know, every bit as principled and high-minded as Dame Cressida Dick

    Nobody seems worried about any of that
  • SandpitSandpit Posts: 56,022
    HYUFD said:

    Campaigning in December 2019 was awful, it was freezing cold, on election day mostly spent in the dark and wet and with soggy literature. It was the worst election I campaigned in weather wise even if the result was a good one from my perspective. An election in January would be just as bad, if not worse.

    We should stick to Spring elections unless absolutely no alternative
    Surely no-one would want to go in January by choice.

    It’s the month when everyone has a huge hangover, the credit card bill just dropped, there’s too much month left at the end of the money, half the country have replaced drinking with looking at the weighing scale daily, it’s dark on the way to work at 8:30am, and back to dark again at 5pm for the journey home, not to mention the cold and the wet…
  • ApplicantApplicant Posts: 3,379
    edited February 2022
    eek said:

    Yep - it's hard to actually work out when the election date would be if things were pushed to the limit but it would result in a very short election as no one would care about it at all until January 1st came round.
    Yeah. Realistically I can't see it being pushed right to the very limit, and October 2024 would look more likely. Even if Boris is as obsessed with length of tenure as some claim, theres nobody to pass between Peel (who he would pass in September 2024) and Lloyd George (who he'd have to go deep into 2025 to pass).
  • MarqueeMarkMarqueeMark Posts: 54,552
    DavidL said:

    Ian Blackford, aka the fat crofter, is a bit of an arse but I was concerned that Kate Forbes was so willing to jump on such a bandwagon with significantly less than the requisite number of wheels. Firstly, she is said to be bright and secondly finance ministers should simply be a bit more measured in their judgements. Not her best episode.
    Desperation will do that. Pensions will hole independence under the waterline.
  • FlatlanderFlatlander Posts: 4,924
    edited February 2022

    “ increase motorway speed limits to 100mph “ Yessssssssssssss! I’d even be tempted to switch party allegiance to the “it’s all about Boris” Party.
    They would probably do it for electric cars only. Would make a much bigger dead cat.
  • CarlottaVanceCarlottaVance Posts: 60,422
    edited February 2022
    Wales First Minister Mark Drakeford tests positive for Covid-19

    https://twitter.com/GBNEWS/status/1491749963432353804?s=20&t=EkBdrZ-7WXlzoTvtQTNOdA

    When does Wales announce modification / scrapping of COVID regs?
  • BurgessianBurgessian Posts: 2,979
    Useful and fair summary from New Statesman as to where Boris currently stands. It's not over until its over...

    "Boris Johnson has - almost - made it to recess without a challenge to his leadership. Graham Brady, chairman of the 1922 Committee of backbenchers, won't count the letters of no confidence again until the House returns on 21 February so, as long as he reaches the end of the day without a sudden stream of letters from Conservative MPs, the Prime Minister will have a week’s reprieve from fire-fighting to save his premiership.

    "It has taken a lot of effort from Johnson and his supporters behind the scenes to reach this point. The "shadow whipping operation" conducted by Johnson loyalists sounded out MPs, fed their concerns back to the Prime Minister, and persuaded many worried backbenchers not to give in to the agenda of a media "baying for blood" and to give Johnson time to prove himself. The Prime Minister has done a lot of the heavy lifting himself behind the scenes, ringing MPs and holding one-to-one meetings with waverers, allowing them to lay into him and tell him what they really think.

    "He has also been visiting the constituencies of wavering MPs and giving them the old razzle-dazzle: knocking on doors, speaking to voters and persuading concerned MPs that, despite it all, there are few politicians who can charm voters like he can. "I admit I was very impressed," admits one MP who received a visit from the PM recently. "He’s a class act, he’s still got something when he interacts with voters. I don’t see those leadership qualities from anyone else in cabinet at the moment." With worries and doubts over who might replace Johnson, Conservative MPs want to stick with the devil they know, at least for now.

    "So Johnson has reached a place of relative stability, even if MPs remain angry and the government's agenda and energy is sapped up by Partygate. Yet there is a new, entirely foreseeable, development that could change things. It has been reported this morning that police investigating Downing Street’s lockdown parties are to question more than 50 people believed to have been in attendance, including No 10 advisers, Carrie Johnson and the Prime Minister himself. The police press release makes it clear that, although being questioned doesn't "necessarily" mean the person in question will be fined, this is "normally" what happens.

    "The barrister Adam Wagner, who has been tracking Covid-19 legislation, has suggested that Johnson "could be in line for £10,000 in fixed term penalty notices" accrued over six parties. The Prime Minister could yet find that his strategy of buying himself more time has only pushed a confidence vote into a more dangerous period, where he has been found to have broken the law and Conservative MPs decide they can't justify giving him one more chance."
  • Wales First Minister Mark Drakeford tests positive for Covid-19

    https://twitter.com/GBNEWS/status/1491749963432353804?s=20&t=EkBdrZ-7WXlzoTvtQTNOdA

    All the Welsh people seem to be catching it today.

    Prince of Wales tests positive for Covid

    https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-60334842
  • BurgessianBurgessian Posts: 2,979

    Desperation will do that. Pensions will hole independence under the waterline.
    Been some speculation that Kate F may not be in politics for the long-term. She's a Wee Free which gives her problems with Sturgeon's hard line on gender, and I believe she can add and subtract which may not help with persuading herself of the economic case for Indy. And she's expecting her first child.
  • MalmesburyMalmesbury Posts: 54,219

    They would probably do it for electric cars only. Would make a much bigger dead cat.
    {RCS orders a Roadster 2}
  • MalmesburyMalmesbury Posts: 54,219

    All the Welsh people seem to be catching it today.

    Prince of Wales tests positive for Covid

    https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-60334842
    On a serious note - R in Wales and Scotland are going up.

    Any ideas why?

    image
  • eekeek Posts: 29,738
    IshmaelZ said:

    Here's a thing:

    When Johnson was a jolly young journalist he was in principle prepared to help someone have someone else beaten up for no good reason

    As PM he without question has at his disposal people with a licence to kill for the secret service

    The people in charge of the people with a licence to kill for the secret service are, for all we know, every bit as principled and high-minded as Dame Cressida Dick

    Nobody seems worried about any of that

    While Bozo is a thug (amongst other things) I think the people he needed to order about would have higher standards.
  • MexicanpeteMexicanpete Posts: 31,317
    edited February 2022

    Wales First Minister Mark Drakeford tests positive for Covid-19

    https://twitter.com/GBNEWS/status/1491749963432353804?s=20&t=EkBdrZ-7WXlzoTvtQTNOdA

    When does Wales announce modification / scrapping of COVID regs?

    As soon as some photos of Covid rule- busting parties in the Senedd are released.
  • MattWMattW Posts: 26,650
    Carnyx said:

    Eating free crab = primary research for Leon's work.
    It's free until you catch it.

    Talking of Free, I was explaining to a 4 year old called Elsa last night that she was named after a lioness.
  • IshmaelZIshmaelZ Posts: 21,830
    eek said:

    While Bozo is a thug (amongst other things) I think the people he needed to order about would have higher standards.
    Like Cressida?
  • TheScreamingEaglesTheScreamingEagles Posts: 121,673
    edited February 2022

    On a serious note - R in Wales and Scotland are going up.

    Any ideas why?

    image
    Return of football?
  • tlg86tlg86 Posts: 26,536
    https://www.skysports.com/amp/football/news/11685/12538071/kurt-zouma-west-ham-team-mate-michail-antonio-questions-reaction-to-cat-incident-is-it-worse-than-racism

    West Ham's Michail Antonio has questioned the reaction to the Kurt Zouma cat-kicking incident, saying: "Is it worse than players convicted of racism?".

    Question to which the answer is yes.
  • ApplicantApplicant Posts: 3,379
    Farooq said:

    The bottle picture is real.

    I've been analysing this very, very carefully and trying not to prejudge it. For a while I was really torn between the two, but the thing that convinces me is
    1. The conference phone thing on the desk is wrong on the bottle-less image. Just above the rightmost blue light, something has gone wrong. Looks like they've tried to photoshop a slight reflection of shirt-guy:
    https://pbs.twimg.com/media/FLOlR7kX0AAtWTd?format=jpg&name=small

    Compare that with the bottle-ful image:
    https://assets-jpcust.jwpsrv.com/thumbnails/oretphvz-720.jpg

    And compare both with a previously release photo from the same party:
    https://pbs.twimg.com/media/FLMRdQmXMAArqdy?format=jpg&name=medium

    2. The tinsel in the previously released photo looks too good to be shopped. But crucially, the shirt-guy's chin and neck look normal in the old- and bottle-ful photos, but his neck goes straight down in the bottle-less photo.
    It would be good to find another photo of that guy in another context, but I can't believe his neck is so bulgy on his left hand side without it showing on his right hand side.

    3. The "architrave" should be getting bigger as it gets near the camera, but instead if blur and shrinks. Looks like a clone-stamp tool plus a bit of blurring to make the clone stamp less obvious. I've done the same when I've photoshopped.

    4. http://imageedited.com/ says the bottle-less photo is "probably" photoshopped.

    So the thing which started this entire saga was fake?
  • IshmaelZIshmaelZ Posts: 21,830
    Applicant said:

    So the thing which started this entire saga was fake?
    No. the fake image surfaced today.
  • CyclefreeCyclefree Posts: 25,651
    IshmaelZ said:

    What is most baffling about the interview-by-email plan, is it gives the suspects the chance to coordinate their stories. Sit 50 people down separately and they won't know whether to swear there was no alcohol/a lone bottle of prosecco/5 cases of Buckies because they don't know who else has said what
    Quite.

    And if sensibly advised they won't answer any of those questions but simply say that they were in the office all day for work-related matters.

    Maybe that's the plan. The Met get 50 replies saying just this. Then after scratching their heads for a bit while they try to work out how to use the kettle they announce that there is insufficient evidence and therefore no further action will be taken.

    Meanwhile Cressida Dick has announced that she has "absolutely no intention" of leaving her post. Just like Boris in fact.

    And Jacob Rees-Noddy is asking Sun readers for advice on what he should do about Brexit.

    The state of Britain today.
  • MexicanpeteMexicanpete Posts: 31,317
    tlg86 said:

    https://www.skysports.com/amp/football/news/11685/12538071/kurt-zouma-west-ham-team-mate-michail-antonio-questions-reaction-to-cat-incident-is-it-worse-than-racism

    West Ham's Michail Antonio has questioned the reaction to the Kurt Zouma cat-kicking incident, saying: "Is it worse than players convicted of racism?".

    Question to which the answer is yes.

    Another graduate of the Chris Kirkland School of Diplomacy.
  • tlg86 said:

    https://www.skysports.com/amp/football/news/11685/12538071/kurt-zouma-west-ham-team-mate-michail-antonio-questions-reaction-to-cat-incident-is-it-worse-than-racism

    West Ham's Michail Antonio has questioned the reaction to the Kurt Zouma cat-kicking incident, saying: "Is it worse than players convicted of racism?".

    Question to which the answer is yes.

    I agree, cats (animals) have no voice.

    He's an utter shithead.

    I love cats, even though they are arseholes, but I love them.
  • ApplicantApplicant Posts: 3,379
    IshmaelZ said:

    No. the fake image surfaced today.
    @Farooq is saying (unless I've misunderstood) that the picture with the bottle (which surfaced yesterday) is real and the picture without the bottle (which has been around for weeks) is fake.

    Or are there two bottle-less pictures?
  • Scott_xPScott_xP Posts: 38,132
    Russia: Liz Truss is a joke.
    UK: Oi Russia! We're going to send Liz Truss over there right away.
    Russia: Assuming she can find the place, sure! Let's see how that goes for her...

    https://twitter.com/EJ_Burrows/status/1491730304716918784
  • Pulpstar said:

    The photo without the champers bottle is doctored. She links Guido's story, https://order-order.com/2022/02/09/mirror-republish-old-partygate-story-this-time-with-bubbles/

    but there's absolubtely no mention of any sort of photo doctoring going on. Instead ' @Ann06957684 Ann #BackBoris.' "source" is
    Chris
    @creynolds1975 - whose twitter feed with 30 followers is entirely anti-Labour ranting who has replied to Guido's twitter thread; this is entirely made up by no mark Boris fans on twitter.

    Edit: In addition
    The facebook photo ID link doesn't work, it's not on Guido's Facebook
    https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=486530956351

    FACT CHECK: FALSE
    This seems worryingly straight out of the Trump play book. Get some tame conspiracy obsessed far right website to suggest that an inconvenient photograph or other piece of evidence that most normal people would thing incriminating of Trump/Johnson and claim it has been "doctored" by the "Establishment" and further whip up a frenzy among the most gullible nutters in society.
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