At 3.30pm the Chancellor, Phillip Hammond will rise to set out his latest budget. I must say that I am still not used to this taking place in November and on a Monday. Throughout my adult life budgets have happened in March or early April and never on a Monday.
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It's not happening in November this year either, unless my watch has stopped for 48 hours and I've been asleep longer than I realised.
Educashun educashun educashun for me Buy @ 2.2
Anyway, I went for buying 'education' at 2.2 and (for a smaller stake) 'pension' at 4.3. In both cases, I reckon there's a reasonable chance of quite a few mentions, and at those prices limited downside.
So it's not really that novel a departure.
Dates are here if anyone is interested:
https://www.parliament.uk/documents/commons-information-office/p05.pdf#page7
Win/win.
https://twitter.com/alexcobham/status/1056920059497582593/photo/1
Another way of putting it is: online retailing benefits consumers because it is a lot more efficient.
One year it would be wonderful if the Chancellor stood up, gave a factual resumé of the country's economic position and then said "I don't believe in pointless tinkering and current tax laws are adequate for the purpose, and rabbits out of hats are for third rate magicians, so I'll sit down now."
I doubt I'll hear that speech in my lifetime though.
https://twitter.com/JonathanLanday/status/1056912773068808193
But on what basis do we charge business rates?
Is its basis in land because the land is somehow important - or is it a proxy for taxing businesses?
Hanging in there.
Carers? That'll be the day. Carers Allowance is the lowest of all benefits.
https://twitter.com/paullewismoney/status/1056933996758794240
Annelise Dodds looks like she's bitten a wasp.
But it can be worked out.
Reason he didn't say figure is that it rises in 19/20 - to £31.8bn.
Who though will staff them?
My main bet is Raab.
Forgotten within a few days.
That might be why Hammond is repeatedly banging on about his wider cabinet roles.
What I suspect the Con MPs will be looking for is someone who is a good debater, will be comfortable meeting the public, while having more orthodox right wing economics and not being Boris.
If they'd got rid of Brexit as well as austerity I might think about voting for them again.
Properties are rated based on a 'market rent', and it will be around 49p in the pound spent on the market rent, which isnt necessarily the actual rent paid.
I wonder how that money for Bergen Belsen programmes will work in practice and how it will be allocated.
Edit - ah, now he's on to education. He's talking rubbish on OFSTED though - in the last three years OFSTED grades have become no better than guesses, so that statistic is meaningless. Disturbing as well there's more money for potholes than for schools.
Rather patronising turn of phrase.
The question is, what are we actually taxing? Do shops require more services than their online equivalent? Or is this just a tax on business handily measured against something - which for centuries until a decade ago - that was unmoveable?
I wonder what the Budget Bingo winning on her name would have been
Also, textbooks have been a perennial issue with new courses. However, there is a case for going with tablets and e-books on that. I recommended that in my school and I reckon the failure to follow up on my idea cost us thousands as well as limiting our flexibility in teaching.
At least he's announcing the end of PFI, which is not before time.
I notice he's forgotten to mention that it first emerged under Major though, however disastrously Labour mismanaged it.