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  • Only 1.8% out.

    Quite a decent by me.
  • AnorakAnorak Posts: 6,621
    edited November 2014

    A qualified nurse with 5 years experience would get £24554 at GE2010
    A qualified nurse with 5 years experience at 31 March 2015 will earn £24799

    £249 extra in 5 years gross

    Their pension contribution has risen from 6% TO 7.1% IE £272.79 more

    So even in cash terms they are £23 worse off in NHS pay and pension.

    Real Terms at least a 15% reduction.

    Surely the mahoosive hikes in the personal allowance has benefitted them a great deal. It was designed to help exactly the sort of person you refer to.

    Quoting "cash terms" for "pre-tax" is rather disingenuous.

    [EDIT: I see I am late to the party on this one. serves me right for making a cuppa while mid-way through a response. I'm increasingly of the opinion that BJO is a quite a successful troll.]
  • Only 1.8% out.

    Quite a decent by me.

    effort

  • CyclefreeCyclefree Posts: 25,326

    A qualified nurse with 5 years experience would get £24554 at GE2010
    A qualified nurse with 5 years experience at 31 March 2015 will earn £24799

    £249 extra in 5 years gross

    Their pension contribution has risen from 6% TO 7.1% IE £272.79 more

    So even in cash terms they are £23 worse off in NHS pay and pension.

    Real Terms at least a 15% reduction.

    No wonder the opt to rip the NHS off by only agreeing to work at agency rates


    Meanwhile CEOs of FTSE 100 companies get significant double digit rises in additional to the 10% tax cut the Tories 'imposed' on them.

    One rule for the rich, one rule for the poor - 'twas always the Tory way...

    BJO: I'm with you on CEO's paying themselves silly sums for nothing, all too often.

    And I can see why nurses might feel aggrieved. I too went 5 years without any pay increase - indeed had a pay cut - post 2008.

    But your statement - "No wonder the opt to rip the NHS off by only agreeing to work at agency rates" made me stop.

    Ripping off the NHS - however rational in monetary terms - is not very compatible with the whole "angels of public service selflessly working for others and not thinking of themselves" image some like to project.

    They're just like everyone else, responding to economic and other incentives, not some higher class of being, just because they're in the public sector. (And, incidentally, I don't subscribe to the "public sector = bad / private sector = good" or the opposite argument, either.)

  • PulpstarPulpstar Posts: 78,410

    RobD said:

    Very impressive entry to the competition and interesting just how many posters outperformed the polls.

    Many more names there than I recognised. Would be nice to see more lurkers posting, if only occasionally.

    Thanks Mark for your efforts. You got the support you deserved.

    Agreed. We clearly have lots of astute lurkers here.

    I predicted (in the comments thread, not the competition) Tory 34.34% and UKIP 43.43% - a 9.09% lead, so take some consolation from the fact I'd have come in the top 60 or so!
    Anybody who got within 5% of the right answer can feel some pride in their effort. (That includes me, but only just!)

    Double Carpet runs an Election Game competition with a small elite field of professional pundits and political anoraks. All seventeen entries overestimated the size of UKIPs win, most by a good deal more than me. The wisdom of the PB crowd was much wiser in this case.

    Nice to meet up at the drinks bash. Was it your first visit to DD's? I have the feeling we have met before but those evenings are often a hazy blur afterwards.
    Nice to meet you too. It was my first visit to DD, but we hadn't met before.

    I had met OGH before, who has an astonishing memory and not only remembered meeting me before, but exactly where, when and my name, even though it was over 5 years ago!
    A name like Casino is hard to forget ;)
    He remembered better than I did - I got both the year and the location wrong.
    Was a pleasure to meet you btw :)

    Same goes for everyone else, just sad that I didn't get a chance to talk to everyone !

    I had a "mysterious" headache the next morning though !
  • RobD said:

    Very impressive entry to the competition and interesting just how many posters outperformed the polls.

    Many more names there than I recognised. Would be nice to see more lurkers posting, if only occasionally.

    Thanks Mark for your efforts. You got the support you deserved.

    Agreed. We clearly have lots of astute lurkers here.

    I predicted (in the comments thread, not the competition) Tory 34.34% and UKIP 43.43% - a 9.09% lead, so take some consolation from the fact I'd have come in the top 60 or so!
    Nice to meet up at the drinks bash. Was it your first visit to DD's? I have the feeling we have met before but those evenings are often a hazy blur afterwards.
    Nice to meet you too. It was my first visit to DD, but we hadn't met before.

    I had met OGH before, who has an astonishing memory and not only remembered meeting me before, but exactly where, when and my name, even though it was over 5 years ago!
    A name like Casino is hard to forget ;)
    He remembered better than I did - I got both the year and the location wrong.
    And the best thing about Friday, you got to meet me and hear one of my best chat up lines.
    Absolutely. I haven't been brave enough to use it on my wife yet though.
  • bigjohnowlsbigjohnowls Posts: 22,736
    felix said:

    A qualified nurse with 5 years experience would get £24554 at GE2010
    A qualified nurse with 5 years experience at 31 March 2015 will earn £24799

    £249 extra in 5 years gross

    Their pension contribution has risen from 6% TO 7.1% IE £272.79 more

    So even in cash terms they are £23 worse off in NHS pay and pension.


    One rule for the rich, one rule for the poor - 'twas always the Tory way...

    As ever you forget the impact of the very big increases in the personal allowance since then. And the fact that many private sector workers have had pay cuts. You also forget the millions of new jobs created at the most difficult time when dealing with the enormous debt left by the last Labour govt.
    Carnyx said:

    felix said:

    Carnyx said:

    Socrates said:

    Mr. Owls, the private sector is also not seeing pay rises. The difference is that NHS staff have guaranteed jobs and pensions, and those pensions are funded by the private sector workers also have to try and fund their own pensions.

    NHS staff do great work. That doesn't mean money we don't have should be flung their way whenever they decide they should be paid more.

    [As a related aside, we really should be doing more to tackle the deficit].

    The ratio of pensions & benefits in the public sector should be benchmarked
    It was, and the pay then downgraded to allow for pensions and benefits.

    Not sure what you mean there. I have a public sector pension (since 2009) it is way better than anything achievable in the private sector. The recent changes are less good but still much better than in the private sector.
    This was in 1993, admittedly, when I looked into getting a job in the civil service. The salary was set by a pay review board which looked at comparable private sector jobs and then deducted a proportion to allow for the public sector pension. At that time, the civil service pension did not have a contributory element (other than a small element for surviving spouse pension), and the deduction was to give the effect as of paying a final salary scheme in a private sector company, or indeed in some public sector schemes,


    As far as I can recall, that the link with private sector pay was broken to suit the government of the day who then imposed a contributory element to the pension scheme. So, in effect, the civil servants were then paying something approaching twice over for their pension.

    Funny you mention Pay Review Boards.

    The nhs one recomended a 1% increase for all NHS staff.

    Scotland and Wales have implemented it.

    In England vacancy and Agency spend is bankrupting the English NHS at the same time as standards fall.
  • CyclefreeCyclefree Posts: 25,326
    Anorak said:

    A qualified nurse with 5 years experience would get £24554 at GE2010
    A qualified nurse with 5 years experience at 31 March 2015 will earn £24799

    £249 extra in 5 years gross

    Their pension contribution has risen from 6% TO 7.1% IE £272.79 more

    So even in cash terms they are £23 worse off in NHS pay and pension.

    Real Terms at least a 15% reduction.

    Surely the mahoosive hikes in the personal allowance has benefitted them a great deal. It was designed to help exactly the sort of person you refer to.

    Quoting "cash terms" for "pre-tax" is rather disingenuous.

    [edit, I see I am late to the party on this one. serves me right for making a cuppa while mid-way through a response]
    So - genuine question - with the increase in personal allowance how much better off are such nurses?

  • RobDRobD Posts: 60,034
    Cyclefree said:

    Anorak said:

    A qualified nurse with 5 years experience would get £24554 at GE2010
    A qualified nurse with 5 years experience at 31 March 2015 will earn £24799

    £249 extra in 5 years gross

    Their pension contribution has risen from 6% TO 7.1% IE £272.79 more

    So even in cash terms they are £23 worse off in NHS pay and pension.

    Real Terms at least a 15% reduction.

    Surely the mahoosive hikes in the personal allowance has benefitted them a great deal. It was designed to help exactly the sort of person you refer to.

    Quoting "cash terms" for "pre-tax" is rather disingenuous.

    [edit, I see I am late to the party on this one. serves me right for making a cuppa while mid-way through a response]
    So - genuine question - with the increase in personal allowance how much better off are such nurses?

    Personal allowance has gone up ~3,500, so 20% of that is an extra £700.
  • AnorakAnorak Posts: 6,621
    edited November 2014
    Cyclefree said:

    Anorak said:

    A qualified nurse with 5 years experience would get £24554 at GE2010
    A qualified nurse with 5 years experience at 31 March 2015 will earn £24799

    £249 extra in 5 years gross

    Their pension contribution has risen from 6% TO 7.1% IE £272.79 more

    So even in cash terms they are £23 worse off in NHS pay and pension.

    Real Terms at least a 15% reduction.

    Surely the mahoosive hikes in the personal allowance has benefitted them a great deal. It was designed to help exactly the sort of person you refer to.

    Quoting "cash terms" for "pre-tax" is rather disingenuous.

    [edit, I see I am late to the party on this one. serves me right for making a cuppa while mid-way through a response]
    So - genuine question - with the increase in personal allowance how much better off are such nurses?

    I genuinely wish I knew the answer :)

    But I don't :( ... BUT RobD does!
  • bigjohnowlsbigjohnowls Posts: 22,736
    Cyclefree said:

    A qualified nurse with 5 years experience would get £24554 at GE2010
    A qualified nurse with 5 years experience at 31 March 2015 will earn £24799

    £249 extra in 5 years gross

    Their pension contribution has risen from 6% TO 7.1% IE £272.79 more

    So even in cash terms they are £23 worse off in NHS pay and pension.

    Real Terms at least a 15% reduction.

    No wonder the opt to rip the NHS off by only agreeing to work at agency rates


    Meanwhile CEOs of FTSE 100 companies get significant double digit rises in additional to the 10% tax cut the Tories 'imposed' on them.

    One rule for the rich, one rule for the poor - 'twas always the Tory way...

    BJO: I'm with you on CEO's paying themselves silly sums for nothing, all too often.

    And I can see why nurses might feel aggrieved. I too went 5 years without any pay increase - indeed had a pay cut - post 2008.

    But your statement - "No wonder the opt to rip the NHS off by only agreeing to work at agency rates" made me stop.

    Ripping off the NHS - however rational in monetary terms - is not very compatible with the whole "angels of public service selflessly working for others and not thinking of themselves" image some like to project.

    They're just like everyone else, responding to economic and other incentives, not some higher class of being, just because they're in the public sector. (And, incidentally, I don't subscribe to the "public sector = bad / private sector = good" or the opposite argument, either.)

    Agreed nice to chat at DDs too

    Hope you didnt fall for one of TSEs chat up lines!
  • RodCrosbyRodCrosby Posts: 7,737
    Pulpstar said:

    What a disgrace. Sack him.

    FAI chief executive John Delaney has apologised after being recorded performing a song written in tribute to an IRA hunger striker of the 1980s

    http://www.telegraph.co.uk/sport/football/teams/republic-of-ireland/11250106/Ireland-football-chief-sparks-controversy-by-singing-pro-Republican-song.html

    ♪Oooh ah up th♪
    ♫ Saaaaaaaaam missiilees in the♫

    Errm Yes quite right.
    It's quite a modest, inoffensive song - compared to some of their efforts...
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ybcgc8BQlQQ
  • AnorakAnorak Posts: 6,621
    edited November 2014
    RobD said:

    Cyclefree said:

    Anorak said:

    A qualified nurse with 5 years experience would get £24554 at GE2010
    A qualified nurse with 5 years experience at 31 March 2015 will earn £24799

    £249 extra in 5 years gross

    Their pension contribution has risen from 6% TO 7.1% IE £272.79 more

    So even in cash terms they are £23 worse off in NHS pay and pension.

    Real Terms at least a 15% reduction.

    Surely the mahoosive hikes in the personal allowance has benefitted them a great deal. It was designed to help exactly the sort of person you refer to.

    Quoting "cash terms" for "pre-tax" is rather disingenuous.

    [edit, I see I am late to the party on this one. serves me right for making a cuppa while mid-way through a response]
    So - genuine question - with the increase in personal allowance how much better off are such nurses?

    Personal allowance has gone up ~3,500, so 20% of that is an extra £700.
    So about 3% on take-home for the example given by BJO. Still a falling salary in real-terms since 2010, but nowhere near as bad as some would have you believe.
  • David_EvershedDavid_Evershed Posts: 6,506
    edited November 2014

    A qualified nurse with 5 years experience would get £24554 at GE2010
    A qualified nurse with 5 years experience at 31 March 2015 will earn £24799

    £249 extra in 5 years gross

    Their pension contribution has risen from 6% TO 7.1% IE £272.79 more

    So even in cash terms they are £23 worse off in NHS pay and pension.

    Real Terms at least a 15% reduction.

    No wonder the opt to rip the NHS off by only agreeing to work at agency rates


    Meanwhile CEOs of FTSE 100 companies get significant double digit rises in additional to the 10% tax cut the Tories 'imposed' on them.

    One rule for the rich, one rule for the poor - 'twas always the Tory way...


    The same person with 5 years experience in 2010 will have 10 years experience in 2015.

    Will this not qualify them for an increase up the pay scale in addition to the annual salary uplift?

    Progress through the pay scale benefits a number of private and public sector workers although such increases were mostly replaced by performance assessment increases (rather than increases for service years) in the private sector.

    The government has been working towards converting service years increases through the scale into performance increases for teachers and others. Not sure how far this process has got. Anyone know?
  • bigjohnowlsbigjohnowls Posts: 22,736
    Anorak said:

    A qualified nurse with 5 years experience would get £24554 at GE2010
    A qualified nurse with 5 years experience at 31 March 2015 will earn £24799

    £249 extra in 5 years gross

    Their pension contribution has risen from 6% TO 7.1% IE £272.79 more

    So even in cash terms they are £23 worse off in NHS pay and pension.

    Real Terms at least a 15% reduction.

    Surely the mahoosive hikes in the personal allowance has benefitted them a great deal. It was designed to help exactly the sort of person you refer to.

    Quoting "cash terms" for "pre-tax" is rather disingenuous.

    [EDIT: I see I am late to the party on this one. serves me right for making a cuppa while mid-way through a response. I'm increasingly of the opinion that BJO is a quite a successful troll.]
    http://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/home-news/the-young-arethe-new-poor-sharp-increase-in-the-number-of-under25s-living-in-poverty-while-over65s-are-better-off-than-ever-9878722.html

    You are probably aware of my view of who the poor are now.

    This article yesterday reflected iT well

  • CityunslickerCityunslicker Posts: 60
    edited November 2014
    NHS - One of the key elements has to be to reduce demand somehow. With an ageing population and system clearly struggling at the moment the crisis is here.

    Socrates notes that Governments have passed the pension timebomb down to the next one for years...but here we are. The bomb is exploding - it will take a decade or two, but there we go.

    So how can we reduce demand to stop the over-exhaustion of services? Constant re-orgs have surely driven out some costs, but like many corporates too, this only ever does so much.

    Clearly reality will hit that we HAVE to charge for minor visits and injuries and keep the most crucial bits of the NHS - major injuries, cancers, disabilities etc free for all.

    Here I am, a capitalist, arguing for another tax...I can't see any other way though. Whilst totally free at the point of use, demand is going up exponentially for the NHS. That part has to be curbed as supply is limited by the public finances

    What will break first the NHS or the credit markets?
  • I was "only" 4.26% out - but can't for the life of me remember why I was so pessimistic about UKIP's winning margin!
  • AnorakAnorak Posts: 6,621
    edited November 2014
  • Mr. Unslicker, Logan's Run, perhaps?

    Perhaps the obesity and pensions time bombs will cancel one another out.
  • AnorakAnorak Posts: 6,621

    Anorak said:

    A qualified nurse with 5 years experience would get £24554 at GE2010
    A qualified nurse with 5 years experience at 31 March 2015 will earn £24799

    £249 extra in 5 years gross

    Their pension contribution has risen from 6% TO 7.1% IE £272.79 more

    So even in cash terms they are £23 worse off in NHS pay and pension.

    Real Terms at least a 15% reduction.

    Surely the mahoosive hikes in the personal allowance has benefitted them a great deal. It was designed to help exactly the sort of person you refer to.

    Quoting "cash terms" for "pre-tax" is rather disingenuous.

    [EDIT: I see I am late to the party on this one. serves me right for making a cuppa while mid-way through a response. I'm increasingly of the opinion that BJO is a quite a successful troll.]
    http://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/home-news/the-young-arethe-new-poor-sharp-increase-in-the-number-of-under25s-living-in-poverty-while-over65s-are-better-off-than-ever-9878722.html

    You are probably aware of my view of who the poor are now.

    This article yesterday reflected iT well
    Very interesting. Not sure how it connects to the conversation on NHS salaries, however.
  • AnorakAnorak Posts: 6,621

    Mr. Unslicker, Logan's Run, perhaps?

    Perhaps the obesity and pensions time bombs will cancel one another out.

    A bounty on OAPs and Fatties would certainly help with the deficit in the medium term.
  • Luckyguy1983Luckyguy1983 Posts: 28,826
    Charles said:

    FPPT @niminoz

    My "rather privileged view of the world" is the British citizenship is an honour and a privilege, and that all people who have that status should have the same rights. However, with those rights come duties and obligations.

    I am comfortable with the idea of people having a safe harbour so that they do not need to undertake positive actions which are against their belief system. But, fundamentally, if you want to be part of our society you need to acknowledge the supremacy of the secular law in the UK - and that it applies equally to all citizens. You can't have a situation whereby you say "I am a Catholic/Muslim/Pastafarian/whatever: this law does not apply to me" - if you want to take advantage of the safe harbour then you need to provide people with an alternative way to exercise their rights under the law.

    * steps back and takes tissue from pocket, ready to wipe spittle from face *

    Where does this leave you with being forced to make gay wedding cakes and the like?

  • bigjohnowlsbigjohnowls Posts: 22,736

    A qualified nurse with 5 years experience would get £24554 at GE2010
    A qualified nurse with 5 years experience at 31 March 2015 will earn £24799

    £249 extra in 5 years gross

    Their pension contribution has risen from 6% TO 7.1% IE £272.79 more

    So even in cash terms they are £23 worse off in NHS pay and pension.

    Real Terms at least a 15% reduction.

    No wonder the opt to rip the NHS off by only agreeing to work at agency rates


    Meanwhile CEOs of FTSE 100 companies get significant double digit rises in additional to the 10% tax cut the Tories 'imposed' on them.

    One rule for the rich, one rule for the poor - 'twas always the Tory way...


    The same person with 5 years experience in 2010 will have 10 years experience in 2015.

    Will this not qualify them for an increase up the pay scale in addition to the annual salary uplift?

    Progress through the pay scale benefits a number of private and public sector workers although such increases were mostly replaced by performance assessment increases (rather than increases for service years) in the private sector.

    The government has been working towards converting service years increases through the scale into performance increases for teachers and others. Not sure how far this process has got. Anyone know?
    For some you are correct. Although when you say in addition to the annual salary uplift there havent been any in the last 4 years in the NHS

    Some pay spines only have 5 points so those will not.

    Also at most FTs incremental progression is dependent on meeting objectives now, this used to be relatively easy, not so now though.
  • Mr. Anorak, as someone apparently as thin as the average Eritrean, I concur entirely.
  • CyclefreeCyclefree Posts: 25,326

    Cyclefree said:

    A qualified nurse with 5 years experience would get £24554 at GE2010
    A qualified nurse with 5 years experience at 31 March 2015 will earn £24799

    £249 extra in 5 years gross

    Their pension contribution has risen from 6% TO 7.1% IE £272.79 more

    So even in cash terms they are £23 worse off in NHS pay and pension.

    Real Terms at least a 15% reduction.

    No wonder the opt to rip the NHS off by only agreeing to work at agency rates


    Meanwhile CEOs of FTSE 100 companies get significant double digit rises in additional to the 10% tax cut the Tories 'imposed' on them.

    One rule for the rich, one rule for the poor - 'twas always the Tory way...

    BJO: I'm with you on CEO's paying themselves silly sums for nothing, all too often.

    And I can see why nurses might feel aggrieved. I too went 5 years without any pay increase - indeed had a pay cut - post 2008.

    But your statement - "No wonder the opt to rip the NHS off by only agreeing to work at agency rates" made me stop.

    Ripping off the NHS - however rational in monetary terms - is not very compatible with the whole "angels of public service selflessly working for others and not thinking of themselves" image some like to project.

    They're just like everyone else, responding to economic and other incentives, not some higher class of being, just because they're in the public sector. (And, incidentally, I don't subscribe to the "public sector = bad / private sector = good" or the opposite argument, either.)

    Agreed nice to chat at DDs too

    Hope you didnt fall for one of TSEs chat up lines!
    Indeed, nice to meet and chat. I missed TSE's chat up lines. I don't know whether to feel ignored or lucky!!

  • Scott_PScott_P Posts: 51,453
    The BBC is reporting the name of the US Internet company
  • bigjohnowlsbigjohnowls Posts: 22,736
    Anorak said:

    Mr. Unslicker, Logan's Run, perhaps?

    Perhaps the obesity and pensions time bombs will cancel one another out.

    A bounty on OAPs and Fatties would certainly help with the deficit in the medium term.
    Chocolate bars stuffed with coconut may prove counter ptoductive!!
  • MarqueeMarkMarqueeMark Posts: 52,937



    Anybody who got within 5% of the right answer can feel some pride in their effort. (That includes me, but only just!)

    1.5% out.

    PB Tories, always wrong.....

  • Cyclefree said:

    Cyclefree said:

    A qualified nurse with 5 years experience would get £24554 at GE2010
    A qualified nurse with 5 years experience at 31 March 2015 will earn £24799

    £249 extra in 5 years gross

    Their pension contribution has risen from 6% TO 7.1% IE £272.79 more

    So even in cash terms they are £23 worse off in NHS pay and pension.

    Real Terms at least a 15% reduction.

    No wonder the opt to rip the NHS off by only agreeing to work at agency rates


    Meanwhile CEOs of FTSE 100 companies get significant double digit rises in additional to the 10% tax cut the Tories 'imposed' on them.

    One rule for the rich, one rule for the poor - 'twas always the Tory way...

    BJO: I'm with you on CEO's paying themselves silly sums for nothing, all too often.

    And I can see why nurses might feel aggrieved. I too went 5 years without any pay increase - indeed had a pay cut - post 2008.

    But your statement - "No wonder the opt to rip the NHS off by only agreeing to work at agency rates" made me stop.

    Ripping off the NHS - however rational in monetary terms - is not very compatible with the whole "angels of public service selflessly working for others and not thinking of themselves" image some like to project.

    They're just like everyone else, responding to economic and other incentives, not some higher class of being, just because they're in the public sector. (And, incidentally, I don't subscribe to the "public sector = bad / private sector = good" or the opposite argument, either.)

    Agreed nice to chat at DDs too

    Hope you didnt fall for one of TSEs chat up lines!
    Indeed, nice to meet and chat. I missed TSE's chat up lines. I don't know whether to feel ignored or lucky!!

    Lucky. Usually when I tell a lady my chat up lines, for some inexplicable reason her drink ends up on me.
  • TheWatcherTheWatcher Posts: 5,262
    Scott_P said:

    The BBC is reporting the name of the US Internet company

    Who will call for a boycott first?
  • bigjohnowlsbigjohnowls Posts: 22,736
    Cyclefree said:

    Cyclefree said:

    A qualified nurse with 5 years experience would get £24554 at GE2010
    A qualified nurse with 5 years experience at 31 March 2015 will earn £24799

    £249 extra in 5 years gross

    Their pension contribution has risen from 6% TO 7.1% IE £272.79 more

    So even in cash terms they are £23 worse off in NHS pay and pension.

    Real Terms at least a 15% reduction.

    No wonder the opt to rip the NHS off by only agreeing to work at agency rates


    Meanwhile CEOs of FTSE 100 companies get significant double digit rises in additional to the 10% tax cut the Tories 'imposed' on them.

    One rule for the rich, one rule for the poor - 'twas always the Tory way...

    BJO: I'm with you on CEO's paying themselves silly sums for nothing, all too often.

    And I can see why nurses might feel aggrieved. I too went 5 years without any pay increase - indeed had a pay cut - post 2008.

    But your statement - "No wonder the opt to rip the NHS off by only agreeing to work at agency rates" made me stop.

    Ripping off the NHS - however rational in monetary terms - is not very compatible with the whole "angels of public service selflessly working for others and not thinking of themselves" image some like to project.

    They're just like everyone else, responding to economic and other incentives, not some higher class of being, just because they're in the public sector. (And, incidentally, I don't subscribe to the "public sector = bad / private sector = good" or the opposite argument, either.)

    Agreed nice to chat at DDs too

    Hope you didnt fall for one of TSEs chat up lines!
    Indeed, nice to meet and chat. I missed TSE's chat up lines. I don't know whether to feel ignored or lucky!!

    The latter definitely
  • SmarmeronSmarmeron Posts: 5,099
    @TheScreamingEagles
    Far better than you ending up on her?
  • Anorak said:

    Mr. Unslicker, Logan's Run, perhaps?

    Perhaps the obesity and pensions time bombs will cancel one another out.

    A bounty on OAPs and Fatties would certainly help with the deficit in the medium term.
    Yay to Tonnage Tax!
  • bigjohnowlsbigjohnowls Posts: 22,736

    Cyclefree said:

    Cyclefree said:

    A qualified nurse with 5 years experience would get £24554 at GE2010
    A qualified nurse with 5 years experience at 31 March 2015 will earn £24799

    £249 extra in 5 years gross

    Their pension contribution has risen from 6% TO 7.1% IE £272.79 more

    So even in cash terms they are £23 worse off in NHS pay and pension.

    Real Terms at least a 15% reduction.

    No wonder the opt to rip the NHS off by only agreeing to work at agency rates


    Meanwhile CEOs of FTSE 100 companies get significant double digit rises in additional to the 10% tax cut the Tories 'imposed' on them.

    One rule for the rich, one rule for the poor - 'twas always the Tory way...

    BJO: I'm with you on CEO's paying themselves silly sums for nothing, all too often.

    And I can see why nurses might feel aggrieved. I too went 5 years without any pay increase - indeed had a pay cut - post 2008.

    But your statement - "No wonder the opt to rip the NHS off by only agreeing to work at agency rates" made me stop.

    Ripping off the NHS - however rational in monetary terms - is not very compatible with the whole "angels of public service selflessly working for others and not thinking of themselves" image some like to project.

    They're just like everyone else, responding to economic and other incentives, not some higher class of being, just because they're in the public sector. (And, incidentally, I don't subscribe to the "public sector = bad / private sector = good" or the opposite argument, either.)

    Agreed nice to chat at DDs too

    Hope you didnt fall for one of TSEs chat up lines!
    Indeed, nice to meet and chat. I missed TSE's chat up lines. I don't know whether to feel ignored or lucky!!

    Lucky. Usually when I tell a lady my chat up lines, for some inexplicable reason her drink ends up on me.
    Free drink they must be amazing.
  • AnorakAnorak Posts: 6,621
    edited November 2014
    Smarmeron said:

    @TheScreamingEagles
    Far better than you ending up on her?

    But equally damp and sticky.
  • felixfelix Posts: 15,173
    edited November 2014



    Ah Wales! So this is where NHS needs to get its lessons. An interesting view.

    A qualified nurse with 5 years experience would get £24554 at GE2010
    A qualified nurse with 5 years experience at 31 March 2015 will earn £24799

    £249 extra in 5 years gross

    Their pension contribution has risen from 6% TO 7.1% IE £272.79 more

    So even in cash terms they are £23 worse off in NHS pay and pension.

    Real Terms at least a 15% reduction.

    No wonder the opt to rip the NHS off by only agreeing to work at agency rates


    Meanwhile CEOs of FTSE 100 companies get significant double digit rises in additional to the 10% tax cut the Tories 'imposed' on them.

    One rule for the rich, one rule for the poor - 'twas always the Tory way...


    The same person with 5 years experience in 2010 will have 10 years experience in 2015.

    Will this not qualify them for an increase up the pay scale in addition to the annual salary uplift?

    Progress through the pay scale benefits a number of private and public sector workers although such increases were mostly replaced by performance assessment increases (rather than increases for service years) in the private sector.

    The government has been working towards converting service years increases through the scale into performance increases for teachers and others. Not sure how far this process has got. Anyone know?
    For some you are correct. Although when you say in addition to the annual salary uplift there havent been any in the last 4 years in the NHS

    Some pay spines only have 5 points so those will not.

    Also at most FTs incremental progression is dependent on meeting objectives now, this used to be relatively easy, not so now though.
    What? You mean increments have to earned? How unreasonable of the employers?
  • PulpstarPulpstar Posts: 78,410

    Scott_P said:

    The BBC is reporting the name of the US Internet company

    Who will call for a boycott first?
    Facebook
    Apple
    Google
    Microsoft
    Twitter
    Yahoo

    ...
  • My second worst chat up line.

    Your eyes are like spanners. Every time you look at me, my nuts tighten.

    Yeah, thinking about it, it's a miracle I'm not assaulted more often.

  • F1: this doesn't sound promising. Sounds like Mattiacci went because he was open to the idea of Ferrari not getting ridiculous privilege and teams working together:
    http://joesaward.wordpress.com/2014/11/25/what-now-for-ferrari/
  • bigjohnowlsbigjohnowls Posts: 22,736



    What? You mean increments have to earned? How unreasonable of the employers?
    Why do you think agency costs paid by the NHS have gone up 10 fold since 2010 as a matter of interest?
  • NeilNeil Posts: 7,983
    RodCrosby said:

    Pulpstar said:

    What a disgrace. Sack him.

    FAI chief executive John Delaney has apologised after being recorded performing a song written in tribute to an IRA hunger striker of the 1980s

    http://www.telegraph.co.uk/sport/football/teams/republic-of-ireland/11250106/Ireland-football-chief-sparks-controversy-by-singing-pro-Republican-song.html

    ♪Oooh ah up th♪
    ♫ Saaaaaaaaam missiilees in the♫

    Errm Yes quite right.
    It's quite a modest, inoffensive song - compared to some of their efforts...
    The calls for his sacking are purely on musical grounds. I suspect Irish football fans have taken to following Delaney around with camcorders in the hope of filming anything dubious that would result in him resigning. This is not a sacking offence but I'd take anything to be rid of him.
  • @Morris_Dancer

    Depending on how maudling you want to be, smoking is decreasing nearly as fast as obesity is increasing. Smoking is very expensive but at least produces tax revenues of a sort. VAT on food for the obesity epidemic would be the lefty answer.
  • Mr. Unslicker, smokers are a net benefit due to the huge amount of tax they contribute (and they often don't draw much in pensions).
  • My second worst chat up line.

    Your eyes are like spanners. Every time you look at me, my nuts tighten.

    Yeah, thinking about it, it's a miracle I'm not assaulted more often.

    Why not try:

    I need mothering and you look old enough
  • PulpstarPulpstar Posts: 78,410

    @Morris_Dancer

    Depending on how maudling you want to be, smoking is decreasing nearly as fast as obesity is increasing. Smoking is very expensive but at least produces tax revenues of a sort. VAT on food for the obesity epidemic would be the lefty answer.

    High calorie foods or all food ?

    A penny per 10 kcal perhaps ?
  • Neil said:

    RodCrosby said:

    Pulpstar said:

    What a disgrace. Sack him.

    FAI chief executive John Delaney has apologised after being recorded performing a song written in tribute to an IRA hunger striker of the 1980s

    http://www.telegraph.co.uk/sport/football/teams/republic-of-ireland/11250106/Ireland-football-chief-sparks-controversy-by-singing-pro-Republican-song.html

    ♪Oooh ah up th♪
    ♫ Saaaaaaaaam missiilees in the♫

    Errm Yes quite right.
    It's quite a modest, inoffensive song - compared to some of their efforts...
    The calls for his sacking are purely on musical grounds. I suspect Irish football fans have taken to following Delaney around with camcorders in the hope of filming anything dubious that would result in him resigning. This is not a sacking offence but I'd take anything to be rid of him.
    What's so bad about him ?
  • CharlesCharles Posts: 35,758

    Charles said:

    FPPT @niminoz

    My "rather privileged view of the world" is the British citizenship is an honour and a privilege, and that all people who have that status should have the same rights. However, with those rights come duties and obligations.

    I am comfortable with the idea of people having a safe harbour so that they do not need to undertake positive actions which are against their belief system. But, fundamentally, if you want to be part of our society you need to acknowledge the supremacy of the secular law in the UK - and that it applies equally to all citizens. You can't have a situation whereby you say "I am a Catholic/Muslim/Pastafarian/whatever: this law does not apply to me" - if you want to take advantage of the safe harbour then you need to provide people with an alternative way to exercise their rights under the law.

    * steps back and takes tissue from pocket, ready to wipe spittle from face *

    Where does this leave you with being forced to make gay wedding cakes and the like?

    I don't know the specific of the N.Irish case, so not commenting on that. In general, though:

    - Bakers can't refuse to serve gay people per se
    - They should have to treat people equally regardless of orientation (eg if decorating a cake with the message "I like sex" is offensive then it is offensive for both gays and straight people)
    - If they find a message against their religious beliefs then they need to have a system in place to ensure the customer can get served. Eg "I don't want to make a cake like that, but here is the number of Joe the Baker in the next town and he'd be happy to make it for you)
  • Mr. Pulpstar, chewing celery burns more calories than is gained by consuming it. Would that entail a rebate on the Cal-Tax?
  • bigjohnowlsbigjohnowls Posts: 22,736
    i am sure there will be lots of takers on here.

    Arrived in my inbox in last hour have the new snooper laws impacted already or did you send it me Felix?


    https://www.change.org/p/jeremy-hunt-pay-nhs-staff-fairly-nhspay
  • PulpstarPulpstar Posts: 78,410
    edited November 2014

    Mr. Pulpstar, chewing celery burns more calories than is gained by consuming it. Would that entail a rebate on the Cal-Tax?

    No.

    Consider celery, often proposed as a negative-calorie food due to its low-calorie count, high water density, and impressive fibre content.

    While all that chewing and digesting of the fibrous food does burn calories, it doesn't burn a lot. "

    There may be just 10 calories in a larger stick, but the body takes only one-fifth that much," to process, says Dr Garvey. "It's still calorie plus."

    Never mind that man cannot live on celery alone, and few people just eat raw celery.

    "It's more of a gateway to cream cheese or peanut butter," says David Grotto, a nutritionist and author of The Best Things You Can Eat.

    That's not to say that celery sticks - along with other high fibre, water-heavy fruits and vegetables - have no value as weight-loss aids.

    "These foods do fill up the stomach and increase satiety," says Dr Garvey, keeping you from ingesting more calories later - but not burning off the calories you've already consumed.
  • philiphphiliph Posts: 4,704
    Nurses pay is, of course, a grey area. There is basic pay, there are scales of pay, there are weightings, it is very difficult to say 'a nurse is paid xx'. For example, the quote below comes from some research, giving average pay data:

    Qualified nurses including midwives and health visitors earned £30,619, a 0.6 per cent increase on 2012 and a 7.5 per cent increase on 2009. Within this staff group:

    Also a meaningless statistic, but perfectly valid statistic. At an average of 30K there may be a bit less sympathy?

    http://www.hscic.gov.uk/article/3453/Average-NHS-pay-up-one-per-cent-last-year-and-nearly-nine-per-cent-in-four-years
  • CharlesCharles Posts: 35,758

    My second worst chat up line.

    Your eyes are like spanners. Every time you look at me, my nuts tighten.

    Yeah, thinking about it, it's a miracle I'm not assaulted more often.

    Dear God!

    What could be worse than that?!

  • Mr. Pulpstar, I stand a little better-educated.

    It remains true, however, that celery is a bloody awful weed masquerading as food.
  • My second worst chat up line.

    Your eyes are like spanners. Every time you look at me, my nuts tighten.

    Yeah, thinking about it, it's a miracle I'm not assaulted more often.

    Why not try:

    I need mothering and you look old enough
    I knew someone who used to say 'I'm Joe Bloggs, will you sleep with me?' 99 times out of a hundred (on reflection, as this was Newcastle that may be a bit high) they said 'no' - he just said it often enough.....

  • PulpstarPulpstar Posts: 78,410

    Mr. Pulpstar, I stand a little better-educated.

    It remains true, however, that celery is a bloody awful weed masquerading as food.

    The price of vegetable oil will go through the roof under my proposed tax, 5 litres = £50. But then again it is full of calories...
  • Jim Murphy speech - apparently when asked about whether he'd briefed the two Eds on his tax plans he said 'They can read about it in the papers, same as everyone else...'

    http://www.labourhame.com/murphy-speech-full-text/
  • philiph said:

    Nurses pay is, of course, a grey area. There is basic pay, there are scales of pay, there are weightings, it is very difficult to say 'a nurse is paid xx'. For example, the quote below comes from some research, giving average pay data:

    Qualified nurses including midwives and health visitors earned £30,619, a 0.6 per cent increase on 2012 and a 7.5 per cent increase on 2009. Within this staff group:

    Also a meaningless statistic, but perfectly valid statistic. At an average of 30K there may be a bit less sympathy?

    http://www.hscic.gov.uk/article/3453/Average-NHS-pay-up-one-per-cent-last-year-and-nearly-nine-per-cent-in-four-years

    A friend of mine, a mortgage broker, was asked to get a mortgage for a couple who both worked in the NHS, he was a physio and she was a nurse.

    Joint income? £73,000
  • RobDRobD Posts: 60,034
    Charles said:

    My second worst chat up line.

    Your eyes are like spanners. Every time you look at me, my nuts tighten.

    Yeah, thinking about it, it's a miracle I'm not assaulted more often.

    Dear God!

    What could be worse than that?!

    Admit it, you were a little impressed as well as horrified!
  • Charles said:

    My second worst chat up line.

    Your eyes are like spanners. Every time you look at me, my nuts tighten.

    Yeah, thinking about it, it's a miracle I'm not assaulted more often.

    Dear God!

    What could be worse than that?!

    After the lagershed, I shall reveal all
  • Charles said:

    My second worst chat up line.

    Your eyes are like spanners. Every time you look at me, my nuts tighten.

    Yeah, thinking about it, it's a miracle I'm not assaulted more often.

    Dear God!

    What could be worse than that?!

    Want to change trains at Baker Street?*

    *An expression I learned here.....

  • Mr. Eagles, that sounds horrific.
  • Why tax oil? Any tax should be on carbs, not calories. Taxing fat doesn't capture fattening things like beer, bread, or potatoes. Taxing carbs does.

    We've had a low fat obsession for 40 years and it's coincided with an obesity epidemic.
  • CyclefreeCyclefree Posts: 25,326

    My second worst chat up line.

    Your eyes are like spanners. Every time you look at me, my nuts tighten.

    Yeah, thinking about it, it's a miracle I'm not assaulted more often.

    Why not try:

    I need mothering and you look old enough
    I knew someone who used to say 'I'm Joe Bloggs, will you sleep with me?' 99 times out of a hundred (on reflection, as this was Newcastle that may be a bit high) they said 'no' - he just said it often enough.....

    The old joke:

    "What's your name?" "Go away".

    "Fancy a drink?" "No"

    "Do you want to dance then?" "No"

    "I s'pose a shag's out of the question, then?"

  • PulpstarPulpstar Posts: 78,410

    philiph said:

    Nurses pay is, of course, a grey area. There is basic pay, there are scales of pay, there are weightings, it is very difficult to say 'a nurse is paid xx'. For example, the quote below comes from some research, giving average pay data:

    Qualified nurses including midwives and health visitors earned £30,619, a 0.6 per cent increase on 2012 and a 7.5 per cent increase on 2009. Within this staff group:

    Also a meaningless statistic, but perfectly valid statistic. At an average of 30K there may be a bit less sympathy?

    http://www.hscic.gov.uk/article/3453/Average-NHS-pay-up-one-per-cent-last-year-and-nearly-nine-per-cent-in-four-years

    A friend of mine, a mortgage broker, was asked to get a mortgage for a couple who both worked in the NHS, he was a physio and she was a nurse.

    Joint income? £73,000
    £200k max mortgage then.
  • NeilNeil Posts: 7,983

    Neil said:

    RodCrosby said:

    Pulpstar said:

    What a disgrace. Sack him.

    FAI chief executive John Delaney has apologised after being recorded performing a song written in tribute to an IRA hunger striker of the 1980s

    http://www.telegraph.co.uk/sport/football/teams/republic-of-ireland/11250106/Ireland-football-chief-sparks-controversy-by-singing-pro-Republican-song.html

    ♪Oooh ah up th♪
    ♫ Saaaaaaaaam missiilees in the♫

    Errm Yes quite right.
    It's quite a modest, inoffensive song - compared to some of their efforts...
    The calls for his sacking are purely on musical grounds. I suspect Irish football fans have taken to following Delaney around with camcorders in the hope of filming anything dubious that would result in him resigning. This is not a sacking offence but I'd take anything to be rid of him.
    What's so bad about him ?
    Typical sports administrator stuff. He's a bigger chancer than most.

    I particularly like this:

    http://www.goal.com/en-ie/news/3942/ireland/2014/03/13/4681093/fai-chief-john-delaney-slams-outrageous-rooney-contract

    He was presumably complaining because it takes him a year to get from the FAI what Rooney gets from Man U and, of course, Delaney is far more important.
  • bigjohnowlsbigjohnowls Posts: 22,736
    philiph said:

    Nurses pay is, of course, a grey area. There is basic pay, there are scales of pay, there are weightings, it is very difficult to say 'a nurse is paid xx'. For example, the quote below comes from some research, giving average pay data:

    Qualified nurses including midwives and health visitors earned £30,619, a 0.6 per cent increase on 2012 and a 7.5 per cent increase on 2009. Within this staff group:

    Also a meaningless statistic, but perfectly valid statistic. At an average of 30K there may be a bit less sympathy?

    http://www.hscic.gov.uk/article/3453/Average-NHS-pay-up-one-per-cent-last-year-and-nearly-nine-per-cent-in-four-years

    As far as I know the most a staff nurse or senior midwife can earn is top of band 5. £27534 in 2010 and £27,901 in 2015. This would be at least 8 years post qualification

    Sisters are band 6 (about £7k more) but would require a further 6 years expereince (14 in total to reach that level) and very few do.

    Of course if you fall for a TSE chatline you will be in the harem long before you achieve these heights.
  • MarkHopkinsMarkHopkins Posts: 5,584
    Pulpstar said:

    philiph said:

    Nurses pay is, of course, a grey area. There is basic pay, there are scales of pay, there are weightings, it is very difficult to say 'a nurse is paid xx'. For example, the quote below comes from some research, giving average pay data:

    Qualified nurses including midwives and health visitors earned £30,619, a 0.6 per cent increase on 2012 and a 7.5 per cent increase on 2009. Within this staff group:

    Also a meaningless statistic, but perfectly valid statistic. At an average of 30K there may be a bit less sympathy?

    http://www.hscic.gov.uk/article/3453/Average-NHS-pay-up-one-per-cent-last-year-and-nearly-nine-per-cent-in-four-years

    A friend of mine, a mortgage broker, was asked to get a mortgage for a couple who both worked in the NHS, he was a physio and she was a nurse.

    Joint income? £73,000
    £200k max mortgage then.

    1/10th of a garage?

  • TheWatcherTheWatcher Posts: 5,262

    Why tax oil? Any tax should be on carbs, not calories. Taxing fat doesn't capture fattening things like beer, bread, or potatoes. Taxing carbs does.

    We've had a low fat obsession for 40 years and it's coincided with an obesity epidemic.

    Tax Sugar.
  • Moses_Moses_ Posts: 4,865

    Cyclefree said:

    Cyclefree said:

    A qualified nurse with 5 years experience would get £24554 at GE2010
    A qualified nurse with 5 years experience at 31 March 2015 will earn £24799

    £249 extra in 5 years gross

    Their pension contribution has risen from 6% TO 7.1% IE £272.79 more

    So even in cash terms they are £23 worse off in NHS pay and pension.

    Real Terms at least a 15% reduction.

    No wonder the opt to rip the NHS off by only agreeing to work at agency rates


    Meanwhile CEOs of FTSE 100 companies get significant double digit rises in additional to the 10% tax cut the Tories 'imposed' on them.

    One rule for the rich, one rule for the poor - 'twas always the Tory way...

    BJO: I'm with you on CEO's paying themselves silly sums for nothing, all too often.

    And I can see why nurses might feel aggrieved. I too went 5 years without any pay increase - indeed had a pay cut - post 2008.

    But your statement - "No wonder the opt to rip the NHS off by only agreeing to work at agency rates" made me stop.

    Ripping off the NHS - however rational in monetary terms - is not very compatible with the whole "angels of public service selflessly working for others and not thinking of themselves" image some like to project.

    They're just like everyone else, responding to economic and other incentives, not some higher class of being, just because they're in the public sector. (And, incidentally, I don't subscribe to the "public sector = bad / private sector = good" or the opposite argument, either.)

    Agreed nice to chat at DDs too

    Hope you didnt fall for one of TSEs chat up lines!
    Indeed, nice to meet and chat. I missed TSE's chat up lines. I don't know whether to feel ignored or lucky!!

    Lucky. Usually when I tell a lady my chat up lines, for some inexplicable reason her drink ends up on me.
    I always put it down to their inability to remain vertical stood on those shoe stilts they all seem to wear?

    I may be wrong in that assumption.
  • MikeKMikeK Posts: 9,053


    Anybody who got within 5% of the right answer can feel some pride in their effort. (That me, but only just!).

    Don't want to blow my own trumpet, but, since you ask...1.26%

    The main thing is that I beat Shadsy. Not often one can say that!

    At 6.60% I came just 0.66% outside the correct total, which wasn't bad, even if I say so myself.

    Now watch my predicted total of +70 seats for UKIP at the GE take shape.
  • bigjohnowlsbigjohnowls Posts: 22,736
    The minimum starting salary for a registered nurse is £21,478 according to the payscales
  • Lines that I have used

    1) Would you like a drink or would you rather have the money instead ?

    2) Do you wash your knickers in windolene because I can see myself in them.

    3) Have you got an Yorkshire in you ? No, well would you like some ?

    4) Are you from Venus because your [moderated] is out of this world ?

    5) Do you know difference between a glass of champagne and a penis? No, you say, in that case would you like to go for a drink with me.

  • OldKingColeOldKingCole Posts: 33,709
    BBC has namerd the popular service which carried the messages re Lee Rigby. Should that service be boycotted?
  • Why tax oil? Any tax should be on carbs, not calories. Taxing fat doesn't capture fattening things like beer, bread, or potatoes. Taxing carbs does.

    We've had a low fat obsession for 40 years and it's coincided with an obesity epidemic.

    The latest diet think is that saturated fat is NOT a problem to health. It's trans fats (hydrogenated) which causes all the problems. Think margarine, vegetable shortening, , crackers (even healthy sounding ones like Nabisco Wheat Thins), cereals, candies, baked goods, cookies, granola bars, chips, snack foods, salad dressings, fats, fried foods, and many other processed foods.

    In other words processed foods including McDonalds and other fast foods.

    So tax them.. It's easy...

    The only issue is that over my lifetime, the advice on fatty food has swung form "healthy" to "unhealthy" and back again. So clearly the advisers don't know what they are talking about....

    Not a great basis for taxing anything.
  • Moses_Moses_ Posts: 4,865
    Cyclefree said:

    My second worst chat up line.

    Your eyes are like spanners. Every time you look at me, my nuts tighten.

    Yeah, thinking about it, it's a miracle I'm not assaulted more often.

    Why not try:

    I need mothering and you look old enough
    I knew someone who used to say 'I'm Joe Bloggs, will you sleep with me?' 99 times out of a hundred (on reflection, as this was Newcastle that may be a bit high) they said 'no' - he just said it often enough.....

    The old joke:

    "What's your name?" "Go away".

    "Fancy a drink?" "No"

    "Do you want to dance then?" "No"

    "I s'pose a shag's out of the question, then?"


    The quote is actually from the 80's movie " Porkies " when the girls were lined up on one side of the dance venue and the boys on the other.

    After the boy asked very politely for a dance the girl looked him up and down with distaste said

    "hell no"

    The boys line was then "

    Ok........ I suppose a blow job is out of the question then"

    Classic

    Brilliant movie as were the sequels.
  • MikeKMikeK Posts: 9,053

    Lines that I have used

    1) Would you like a drink or would you rather have the money instead ?

    2) Do you wash your knickers in windolene because I can see myself in them.

    3) Have you got an Yorkshire in you ? No, well would you like some ?

    4) Are you from Venus because your [moderated] is out of this world ?

    5) Do you know difference between a glass of champagne and a penis? No, you say, in that case would you like to go for a drink with me.

    Those lines are totally infra dig, TSE. Shame on you.
  • JackWJackW Posts: 14,787

    Why tax oil? Any tax should be on carbs, not calories. Taxing fat doesn't capture fattening things like beer, bread, or potatoes. Taxing carbs does.

    We've had a low fat obsession for 40 years and it's coincided with an obesity epidemic.

    Tax Sugar.
    Excellent idea.

    The Apprentice TV show should be taxed out of existence and its' host consigned back to watch Spurs for life.

    Cruel but necessary.

  • CharlesCharles Posts: 35,758
    MikeK said:


    Anybody who got within 5% of the right answer can feel some pride in their effort. (That me, but only just!).

    Don't want to blow my own trumpet, but, since you ask...1.26%

    The main thing is that I beat Shadsy. Not often one can say that!

    At 6.60% I came just 0.66% outside the correct total, which wasn't bad, even if I say so myself.

    Now watch my predicted total of +70 seats for UKIP at the GE take shape.
    You never confirmed terms on our spread bet.

    You still up for it, or have you gone frit?
  • CarlottaVanceCarlottaVance Posts: 60,216
    edited November 2014

    BBC has namerd the popular service which carried the messages re Lee Rigby. Should that service be boycotted?

    If they have broken the law, they should be prosecuted.

    If they have not broken the law, and their action is wrong, the law should be changed.

    I don't think its Facebook's role (or any other service provider's) to police the communication of its users.

    Lee Rigby's uncle very dignified and measured in his response.
  • TheWatcherTheWatcher Posts: 5,262
    edited November 2014

    BBC has namerd the popular service which carried the messages re Lee Rigby. Should that service be boycotted?

    Terrorists and murderers use mobile phones. Has anyone stopped using their cellular provider in protest?
  • MarqueeMarkMarqueeMark Posts: 52,937
    MikeK said:


    Anybody who got within 5% of the right answer can feel some pride in their effort. (That me, but only just!).

    Don't want to blow my own trumpet, but, since you ask...1.26%

    The main thing is that I beat Shadsy. Not often one can say that!

    At 6.60% I came just 0.66% outside the correct total, which wasn't bad, even if I say so myself.

    Now watch my predicted total of +70 seats for UKIP at the GE take shape.
    That's a keeper!

  • isamisam Posts: 41,118
    Are we all following @Danifesto_?
  • MikeK said:

    Lines that I have used

    1) Would you like a drink or would you rather have the money instead ?

    2) Do you wash your knickers in windolene because I can see myself in them.

    3) Have you got an Yorkshire in you ? No, well would you like some ?

    4) Are you from Venus because your [moderated] is out of this world ?

    5) Do you know difference between a glass of champagne and a penis? No, you say, in that case would you like to go for a drink with me.

    Those lines are totally infra dig, TSE. Shame on you.
    I'm sure they are a lot funnier (and more effective) when the interlocutors are not entirely sober......

  • RobCRobC Posts: 398
    The easiest way to tax food is to make it subject to the lower 5% VAT rate (used for domestic electricity etc) which could be applied to most items or the standard 20% VAT rate for the unhealthy stuff.
  • CD13CD13 Posts: 6,366
    Mr Eagles,

    Surely that most Yorkshire of chat-up lines.

    "Eee, you don't sweat much for a fat lass."
  • MikeKMikeK Posts: 9,053
    edited November 2014
    Charles said:

    MikeK said:


    Anybody who got within 5% of the right answer can feel some pride in their effort. (That me, but only just!).

    Don't want to blow my own trumpet, but, since you ask...1.26%

    The main thing is that I beat Shadsy. Not often one can say that!

    At 6.60% I came just 0.66% outside the correct total, which wasn't bad, even if I say so myself.

    Now watch my predicted total of +70 seats for UKIP at the GE take shape.
    You never confirmed terms on our spread bet.

    You still up for it, or have you gone frit?
    This was the bet that I agreed to, and still agree to it:
    Do you want to frame a bet on that: let's say a central point of 18% [mid way between Survation's 24% and the top end of my range] and any figure up to £5 per point on the UKIP vote share.

    The fact was that I agreed to it, but you didn't confirm.
  • CD13 said:

    Mr Eagles,

    Surely that most Yorkshire of chat-up lines.

    "Eee, you don't sweat much for a fat lass."

    Handy in a fight?

  • MikeK said:

    Charles said:

    MikeK said:


    Anybody who got within 5% of the right answer can feel some pride in their effort. (That me, but only just!).

    Don't want to blow my own trumpet, but, since you ask...1.26%

    The main thing is that I beat Shadsy. Not often one can say that!

    At 6.60% I came just 0.66% outside the correct total, which wasn't bad, even if I say so myself.

    Now watch my predicted total of +70 seats for UKIP at the GE take shape.
    You never confirmed terms on our spread bet.

    You still up for it, or have you gone frit?
    This was the bet that I agreed to, and still agree to it:
    Do you want to frame a bet on that: let's say a central point of 18% [mid way between Survation's 24% and the top end of my range] and any figure up to £5 per point on the UKIP vote share.

    The fact was that I agreed to it, but you didn't confirm.
    Can I bet against UKIP too please?
  • MikeK said:


    Anybody who got within 5% of the right answer can feel some pride in their effort. (That me, but only just!).

    Don't want to blow my own trumpet, but, since you ask...1.26%

    The main thing is that I beat Shadsy. Not often one can say that!

    At 6.60% I came just 0.66% outside the correct total, which wasn't bad, even if I say so myself.

    Now watch my predicted total of +70 seats for UKIP at the GE take shape.
    That's a keeper!

    How about we take 50 seats and we bet £100 a point below 50 MPs and you win £100 per MP above 50?

    So if UKIP get 70 MPs, you win £2,000

    If UKIP get 1 MP then I win £4,900?

    I'm up for it!!!
  • philiphphiliph Posts: 4,704

    The minimum starting salary for a registered nurse is £21,478 according to the payscales

    And you think it should be?
  • isamisam Posts: 41,118
    David Seaman.. that's a keeper

    Ex Villa & Newcastle keeper.. That's a given
  • CharlesCharles Posts: 35,758
    MikeK said:

    Charles said:

    MikeK said:


    Anybody who got within 5% of the right answer can feel some pride in their effort. (That me, but only just!).

    Don't want to blow my own trumpet, but, since you ask...1.26%

    The main thing is that I beat Shadsy. Not often one can say that!

    At 6.60% I came just 0.66% outside the correct total, which wasn't bad, even if I say so myself.

    Now watch my predicted total of +70 seats for UKIP at the GE take shape.
    You never confirmed terms on our spread bet.

    You still up for it, or have you gone frit?
    This was the bet that I agreed to, and still agree to it:
    Do you want to frame a bet on that: let's say a central point of 18% [mid way between Survation's 24% and the top end of my range] and any figure up to £5 per point on the UKIP vote share.

    The fact was that I agreed to it, but you didn't confirm.
    Our confirmation posts must have crossed then.

    Central point of 18%
    Rounded to the nearest full percentage point
    £5 per point
    Max gain/loss capped at £50
    I get paid for each pp below 18% and you get paid for each pp above 18%

    Ok?

    @peter_the_punter for confirmation
  • CyclefreeCyclefree Posts: 25,326
    Moses_ said:

    Cyclefree said:

    My second worst chat up line.

    Your eyes are like spanners. Every time you look at me, my nuts tighten.

    Yeah, thinking about it, it's a miracle I'm not assaulted more often.

    Why not try:

    I need mothering and you look old enough
    I knew someone who used to say 'I'm Joe Bloggs, will you sleep with me?' 99 times out of a hundred (on reflection, as this was Newcastle that may be a bit high) they said 'no' - he just said it often enough.....

    The old joke:

    "What's your name?" "Go away".

    "Fancy a drink?" "No"

    "Do you want to dance then?" "No"

    "I s'pose a shag's out of the question, then?"


    The quote is actually from the 80's movie " Porkies " when the girls were lined up on one side of the dance venue and the boys on the other.

    After the boy asked very politely for a dance the girl looked him up and down with distaste said

    "hell no"

    The boys line was then "

    Ok........ I suppose a blow job is out of the question then"

    Classic

    Brilliant movie as were the sequels.
    Haven't seen the film. (Hadn't even heard of it until 10 minutes ago.) Don't need to see it now.

  • Pulpstar said:

    philiph said:

    Nurses pay is, of course, a grey area. There is basic pay, there are scales of pay, there are weightings, it is very difficult to say 'a nurse is paid xx'. For example, the quote below comes from some research, giving average pay data:

    Qualified nurses including midwives and health visitors earned £30,619, a 0.6 per cent increase on 2012 and a 7.5 per cent increase on 2009. Within this staff group:

    Also a meaningless statistic, but perfectly valid statistic. At an average of 30K there may be a bit less sympathy?

    http://www.hscic.gov.uk/article/3453/Average-NHS-pay-up-one-per-cent-last-year-and-nearly-nine-per-cent-in-four-years

    A friend of mine, a mortgage broker, was asked to get a mortgage for a couple who both worked in the NHS, he was a physio and she was a nurse.

    Joint income? £73,000
    £200k max mortgage then.
    Rubbish - more like £300k.
  • SmarmeronSmarmeron Posts: 5,099
    @philiph
    What's the usual starting salary for a someone with degree?
  • MikeK said:

    Lines that I have used

    1) Would you like a drink or would you rather have the money instead ?

    2) Do you wash your knickers in windolene because I can see myself in them.

    3) Have you got an Yorkshire in you ? No, well would you like some ?

    4) Are you from Venus because your [moderated] is out of this world ?

    5) Do you know difference between a glass of champagne and a penis? No, you say, in that case would you like to go for a drink with me.

    Those lines are totally infra dig, TSE. Shame on you.
    I nice, whilst somewhat the worse for wear, asked a girl if she would like to f***

    To my shock she said yes, so I very kindly took her up on her offer!
  • CyclefreeCyclefree Posts: 25,326
    edited November 2014
    Something doesn't smell right to me about the Facebook story. It feels like a "look squirrel" story. The FCA can track insider dealers who contact each other via Facebook.

    Still, I don't envy Facebook's PR people today.
  • RobCRobC Posts: 398
    RobC said:

    The easiest way to tax food is to make it subject to the lower 5% VAT rate (used for domestic electricity etc) which could be applied to most items or the standard 20% VAT rate for the unhealthy stuff.

    I would add as the tax would be regressive benefits for the poorest would need to be uprated accordingly but otherwise this may be one way to reduce the deficit. The extra tax on unhealthy food is not to make these items unaffordable but to reflect the costs of dealing with the obesity epidemic.
  • Moses_Moses_ Posts: 4,865
    Cyclefree said:

    Moses_ said:

    Cyclefree said:

    My second worst chat up line.

    Your eyes are like spanners. Every time you look at me, my nuts tighten.

    Yeah, thinking about it, it's a miracle I'm not assaulted more often.

    Why not try:

    I need mothering and you look old enough
    I knew someone who used to say 'I'm Joe Bloggs, will you sleep with me?' 99 times out of a hundred (on reflection, as this was Newcastle that may be a bit high) they said 'no' - he just said it often enough.....

    The old joke:

    "What's your name?" "Go away".

    "Fancy a drink?" "No"

    "Do you want to dance then?" "No"

    "I s'pose a shag's out of the question, then?"


    The quote is actually from the 80's movie " Porkies " when the girls were lined up on one side of the dance venue and the boys on the other.

    After the boy asked very politely for a dance the girl looked him up and down with distaste said

    "hell no"

    The boys line was then "

    Ok........ I suppose a blow job is out of the question then"

    Classic

    Brilliant movie as were the sequels.
    Haven't seen the film. (Hadn't even heard of it until 10 minutes ago.) Don't need to see it now.


    Why?
    There were really some great one liners in this besides that one it was a movie that was a high school " Animal house" . I presume you heard of that?
  • JackWJackW Posts: 14,787
    edited November 2014
    PBers should not take advantage for pecuniary advantage of @MikeK and his dewy eyed Faragist enthusiasm.

    Well, not too much anyway ....
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