In a roseate African dusk a skinny teenager ignores the sliding pitch of the lark’s incessant call and shoulders a Mauser Model 1895 rifle. He squints down the crude iron sights, imagines himself to be Yevgeny Maximov and, between heartbeats as his grandfather has taught him, squeezes the trigger. The antique weapon bucks and roars in his hands leaving a choking cloud of white smoke and a ringing noise in his ears.The watermelon, placed on the corner of the verandah to act as a target for this adolescent feat of marksmanship, explodes in a gratifying explosion of moist pink chunks. Somewhere in the cool shadows of the house he hears his father’s urgent footsteps pounding across the blackwood floor.“What the bloody hell have you done now?” shouts his father.The boy shoulders the rifle and calmly awaits his chastisement. He has already won.
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I am more surprised that the coalition of the ANC has lasted so long than that parties like the EFF have arisen. After 30 years it remains a very economically divided society.
https://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2023/dec/20/woman-jailed-posing-as-man-cambridge-crown-court
The only surprise is that South Africa has just about held together as long as it has.
When he died of boredom in the mid 90s and we liquidated his estate I sold all his guns, including the Mauser, to a shady Serbian.
Power cuts - aka load shedding - are a part of everyday life. That means traffic lights don't work. It means kids can't do their homework in the evening. It means night life is severely compromised.
No one considers South Africa when they are thinking about where to build a factory or a call center. Corruption is too endemic. Security is unknown. And costs are too high.
Only the export of coal and precious metals keeps South Africa alive.
https://vf.politicalbetting.com/discussion/comment/3946644#Comment_3946644
The problem of the ANC is that of all loose political coalitions built around narrow populism rather than consistent political intent and in much the same way these problems have infected others including the GOP, the Tory Party and the SNP. Broad populist platforms that paper over huge differences in social attitudes and political objectives cannot deal with complexity, the result is chaos which drives corruption and nepotism which in turn hinders effective governance.
In our age of social media and instant gratification, it’s easiest to pitch simple solutions. But they aren’t what we need.
It is a good example of the importance of the rule of law for economic growth and stability. But we are an awful lot less interested in it since apartheid came to an end. My use of it has largely to point out that those who assume the hegemony of the SNP would be ended by independence are being naive. Political parties are very reluctant to outgrow their usefulness.
https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x64b8uq
I would guess that's far from the only time you heard that ?
Good header, if a bit depressing.
Pluralism is an essential component of development, because it means voters can kick the buggers out, and that is a pretty good incentive for at least adequate performance.
It’s still got a functioning industrial economy for all that, more so than any other sub-Saharan economy. A number of my clients have factories, HQ functions or major subsidiaries there, far more than in Nigeria or Kenya.
Korea's Park Chung Hee is arguably another example. Still S Korea's most popular president.
A very good economic manager despite the system's endemic corruption.
It also helped his popularity that he was assassinated, and succeeded by a couple of incompetent despots, who precipitated a successful democracy movement.
Currently generating 21gw of power from wind, and only 2.6gw from any form of fossil fuel (CCGT).
On the other hand, English is widely spoken, the tertiary education system is excellent, and the time zone is convenient for Europe.
Now, sure, it's always going to be depending on commodity exports. But that's true of Australia too, and they've done ok.
2019 was an extreme case, sure- most of the parties in a race to be as self indulgent as possible, a race that the Conservatives lost so they ended up in government.
But there haven't been that many general elections where the UK electorate has really had the choice of two properly viable alternative governments. Normally one of the big two is either utterly Tonto (Conservatives in 2001/5, Labour in 1983) or clearly begging for the sweet release of death (Conservatives in 1997 and probably 2024, Labour in 2010).
Genuinely competitive elections in my voting lifetime? 1992 and 2015, and both of those are a bit of a stretch.
As a country, we really put to try to puzzle out why and seek to do something about it.
Given our massive investment in wind this seemed a somewhat suboptimal state of affairs.
We have 14 developers in the UK. One is a middle aged white guy who left 23 years ago in the first wave of educated white South Africans leaving the country.
Three are young black South Africans, who are very smart and who graduated from top universities in the last four or five years, and who see no future there.
The government has room to cut NI by another 1% in April and 1% further in October, bringing it down by 4% in total. I would deliver workers a tax cut of around £1000 per year for someone on the median salary and about £1600 for someone paying higher rate tax. It's also a tax cut that only applies to working incomes so it addresses the imbalance in the economy. If Rishi is smart he will have the chancellor announce this policy in the budget and then an election on a Thursday in November. It may be enough to prevent a total wipe out and give the Tories 230-250 seats, enough to build back from.
Mr rcs, did you proof-read your post?
There isn't as much fiscal room as you suggest. Though they'll probably do the pre-election giveaway in anyway. And leave the problem for Labour
Perhaps not the ideal role model.
I have agree that RSA seems to be a place that people leave. Several relatives of my wife have done so. We were struck, on our one visit there a few years ago, at the concern at the levels of violence apparently experienced.
It had been a forbidden destination for so long and apartheid had only recently ended. For those of us who wouldn't even eat an 'outspan' orange it wasn't exactly what we expected. While we were in a place that felt and looked like a larger than life Cote d'Azur there was a very visible underclass that took no part.
Trucks seemed to be ferrying black workers all over the place. The smart restaurants had no black customers only staff. My french clients didn't like it at all. It had been subject to boycotts for so long members of the crew were asking if they would sell them their Roland Garros jackets.
The divide was very obvious. My first assistant took me back to his farm after we'd finished and it was like a scene from a film. He had several black families living with him -farm workers I imagine-and it was clear they all loved him. All the little kids went wild when he arrived jumping all over him.......This wasn't the black white relationship I'd recently seen in Miami
Over the years it became one of the most popular destinations to film in. I must have worked there ten or fifteen times over the years. I've even shot an entire commercial in studio in Cape Town because the German production company thought the infrastucture so good it made it made it financially worthwhile.
It's now become more expensive and all the talked about crime has put people off which is a pity
Anyone who doesn't think Brown was a nasty piece of work needs to think again.
The 1895 Mauser. The British thought it most unsporting that the Boers had marksmen who shot down officers at a long distance.
Uncoffined—just as found:
His landmark is a kopje-crest
That breaks the veldt around;
And foreign constellations west
Each night above his mound.
Young Hodge the Drummer never knew—
Fresh from his Wessex home—
The meaning of the broad Karoo,
The Bush, the dusty loam,
And why uprose to nightly view
Strange stars amid the gloam.
Yet portion of that unknown plain
Will Hodge for ever be;
His homely Northern breast and brain
Grow up a Southern tree,
And strange-eyed constellations reign
His stars eternally.
The contrast now against the early 80s is stark - so I'm curious about DA being '... struck by how little has yet changed, both economically and culturally".
Different there vs Joburg, no doubt.
Over the last three decades my family's life has consisted of living in a property surrounded by razor wire with sirens blaring day and night and regular loss of power. Sadly, I won't visit them again - it's too dangerous.
It'll never catch on...
He said 'Ten rand! You's Jesus man!"
Excellent, as I would expect, "kleptomanic butternut" LOL.
I always thought "butternut" was a synonym for "khaki". Looking at Urban Dictionary I find out there are... other definitions.
https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Butternut (NSFW)
I was married to a Coloured South African from Cape Town and visited several times, but never strayed beyond the Western Cape. On my final visit a few years ago it was obvious that in Cape Town, at least, things were a lot better than in 1993 when I first went and much better than my previous visit. The DA by then had been in power in the City and Province for long enough to clean things up and it certainly felt a lot safer than on previous visits - the City Centre was no longer a no go zone. It also seemed that newer developments were a bit less fortified than older ones. Lots of moans about the ANC from everyone I spoke to, and I didn't meet any black people socially. But in restaurants there were definitely more black families than in previous visits, apart from our one night out in a very expensive one which had almost entirely non-black clientele.
My wife's family kept referring to violence but as someone for London the overall atmosphere didn't seem wildly different to some of our more dubious districts and of course we gave the Cape Flats and Khayelitsha a wide berth.
But I hear horror stories from Jo'burg and elsewhere and I do wonder if the Western Cape and the rest of the country are very different, and whether that 'Capexit' might be more than a straw in the wind. Unlikely, but I would have said the same about Brexit in 2010.
Calls to replace him. Won't be heeded.
https://www.msn.com/en-gb/news/uknews/bbc-urged-to-sack-eurovision-entrant-who-called-israel-an-apartheid-state/ar-AA1lO8Ii?ocid=entnewsntp&cvid=b21cb4e8c062410f9970aa0741b26087&ei=14
Hodge), Thomas Hardy
Of course we could always do Breaker Morant...
The night's a trifle chilly, And the stars are very bright,
A heavy dew is falling, But the tent is rigged aright,
You may rest your bones till morning, Then if you chance to wake,
Give me a call about the time, That daylight starts to break
It really ain't the place nor time to reel off rhyming diction,
but yet we'll write a final rhyme while waiting crucifixion.
For we bequeath a parting tip of sound advice for such men
who come in transport ships to polish off the Dutchman.
If you encounter any Boers, you really must not loot 'em,
and if you wish to leave these shores, for pity's sake: don't shoot 'em.
Let's toss a bumper down our throat before we pass to Heaven, and toast a trim-set petticoat we leave behind in Devon.
My last visit to SA felt ominous. I have little desire to return - tragically
Calling a genocidal state a genocidal state is not Antisemitic.
Zionists have completely lost it in respect of fake antisemitism accusations.
“What??” his wife Anne exclaimed, visibly shocked.
“It’s killed thousands of kids in its latest murder rampage,” Joe said. “I’m starting to think maybe the Child-Killing Murder Robot isn’t such a great thing after all.”
“Well of course it’s on a murder rampage!” said Anne. “Some people tried to turn it off!”
“Yeah the Child-Killing Murder Robot does that whenever anyone tries to turn it off,” replied Joe. “And you know what? I’m starting to think that maybe they’re trying to turn off the Child-Killing Murder Robot because they’re sick of the way it keeps killing children and murdering people!”
“It’s acting in self-defense!” Anne protested. “The Child-Killing Murder Robot has a right to defend itself!”
“It’s been killing people constantly ever since that team of mad scientists invented it back in the forties, Anne! After a certain amount of child-killing and murder, eventually you’ve got to figure that maybe the blame is on the Child-Killing Murder Robot.”
“Look, Joe, I feel terrible about all the child-killing and murder, and I wish it wasn’t happening. But this is a very complicated situation; it’s been going on for many years, and I just don’t see what you could possibly expect the Child-Killing Murder Robot to do at this point besides continue to kill large numbers of children and commit murder at mass scale.”
“Well, maybe they could reprogram the Child-Killing Murder Robot so it doesn’t have to kill children and murder people all the time?”
“But then it wouldn’t be a Child-Killing Murder Robot!”
“Yeah I know, it would be a different sort of thing with a different sort of system. But at least then all the murdering would stop and we’d have peace.”
“The Child-Killing Murder Robot has a right to exist!”
“Why, Anne? Why does there absolutely need to be a homicidal android that’s always in the news because it’s constantly murdering human beings? I’ve seen people talking about one possible solution where the robot is programmed to regard everyone else as its equal so it doesn’t view them as needing to be murdered. Why couldn’t we try that?”
“There is one Child-Killing Murder Robot in the world, Joe. One. And you’re saying there should be zero. You just want to commit genocide.”
“What?? That’s the exact opposite of what I want! How can you say that??”
“If you don’t believe the Child-Killing Murder Robot has a right to exist in its natural child-killing murderous state, then you’re an evil, genocidal racist. You’re no better than those kids chanting ‘Nobody should be murdered’ on university campuses!”
“Anne those students are demonstrating to defend the rights of a population who’s constantly getting murdered by a mindless automaton ......
“Anne those students are demonstrating to defend the rights of a population who’s constantly getting murdered by a mindless automaton with machine guns for arms!”
“They’re genocidal fascists, Joe. I’m not saying I support 100 percent of the actions of the Child-Killing Murder Robot, but at least it’s not going around college campuses saying things that make people feel uncomfortable.”
“Well call me crazy but I just don’t accept that making people feel uncomfortable is equal to or worse than murdering children by the thousands.”
“You are crazy, Joe. You’re a crazy, hateful man. I’m going to go spend the night at my sister’s. God, I can’t believe I married a Nazi.”
Around 500 people in their high-viz vests and council clothing were marching with associated banners through the city.
Except they weren't marching. The weren't jogging. They were moving rhythmically forward to a beat which they were singing to also. A gutteral, visceral noise, no doubt demanding nothing more sinister than better "pay 'n conditions". But dear god to this white boy it seemed like Cetshwayo's advancing army.
Trivia point: in my platoon I had a private called Chard who was a direct descendant. Fantastic soldier.
(And what's an indirect descendent?)
Fry has repeatedly expressed opposition to organised religion, and has identified himself as an atheist and humanist, while declaring some sympathy for the ancient Greek belief in gods. In his first autobiography he described how he once considered ordination to the Anglican priesthood, but came to the conclusion that he couldn't believe in God. In 2010, Fry was made a Distinguished Supporter of the British Humanist Association, stating: "it is essential to nail one's colours to the mast as a humanist."
A few years back we thought seriously about moving to SA, and were looking around Durban and Pietermaritzburg. A number of PBers vigourously dissuaded us. They were right, we were wrong. I wouldn't contemplate it now. We have friends in the area and they are toughing it out, but are under no illusions.
Cape Province would still be a possibility, at some time in the future. Would it be a reasonable generalisation to say that the Xhosa work hard and have some idea how to run a country, whereas the Zulus are lazy and couldn't govern anything properly?
Capexit seems like a good idea to me, but would the rest of SA let it go peacefully?
In this pic, the white rope third from right is weird. The bend looks to be the wrong way - not explained by gravity, could be explained by wind, but the scene is otherwise calm. The light on the deck retainer is also, maybe, slightly off.
Would I think this was fake if flipping through a magazine and seeing this? No, not at all. If asked explicitly whether it was AI or fake then the rope is the tell here, I think. But that doens't really matter - this is perfectly good enough for $expensivewatch or $fancyholiday advertising materials and that's a bit of a problem for people working in that industry. AI image generation is already good enough to replace that.
For the more nefarious purposes, AI plus a bit of manual touch-up probably does the job too. Interesting times.