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  • MarqueeMarkMarqueeMark Posts: 52,561
    Leon said:

    Starmer looks quite fat, suddenly. Or maybe I only just noticed

    Been spending so much time self-isolating, eating pies....
  • Leon said:

    Starmer looks quite fat, suddenly. Or maybe I only just noticed

    A pity Philip Thompson no longer posts on here, he'd tell you it is all muscle.
  • Leon said:

    Starmer looks quite fat, suddenly. Or maybe I only just noticed

    Compared to the svelte Johnson we all look fat!
    Not svelte, muscular. The honourable poster must withdraw svelte!
  • Keep saying 'working people' and 'tax increase' Starmer.

    Hammer away.
  • tlg86tlg86 Posts: 26,175
    Boris is right on this fraud issue. Back in April 2020, Labour were lobbying for the fraudsters.
  • HYUFDHYUFD Posts: 122,918

    Dura_Ace said:

    It would be #classicboris if the Queen rolls a 2 in the middle of all this.

    Well, his supposed idol Churchill was PM the last time we had a new Monarch.
    Asquith was PM when Edward VIIth died, Baldwin when George Vth died, you do not have to be a political titan to make a statement when the monarch dies
  • LostPasswordLostPassword Posts: 18,355
    edited February 2022

    TimS said:

    Dura_Ace said:

    Foxy said:

    Applicant said:

    Foxy said:

    Applicant said:

    moonshine said:

    .

    Stereodog said:

    Nigelb said:

    HYUFD said:

    Good morning

    Tobias Ellwood on Sky just announced he is submitting his letter to the 1922 today

    It might not be about parties and lies. Elwood was on R4 PM last night highly critical of Johnson's Ukrainian escapade.

    He wants British and NATO boots on the ground in Ukraine today!
    Supplies yes, boots no.

    Certainly not unless a NATO member country is invaded which Ukraine is not
    No Ellwood, unless I am very much mistaken, wants NATO soldiers defending Ukraine in Ukraine as a precursor to defending Europe from the combined forces of an Eastward looking Putin.

    You are peddling Johnson's proposal. I don't know who is right, but Ellwood is of the opinion strength is the only game Putin understands. Ellwood was very compelling, down to his understanding of Putin's personal hatred of the fall of the Soviet Union because to make ends meet he was driving taxis in St Petersburg, and sees the recovery of Soviet satellite states as a mission to right that prrsonal wrong.
    His idea that there might be any possibility of NATO dispatching a brigade to Ukraine didn't demonstrate much understanding of our side, whatever his understanding of Putin.
    It's an appalling idea whether it would work on official Russian policy or not. One of the nightmare scenarios of the Cold War was a nuclear war escalating from an accidental exchange of gunfire across the NATO/Warsaw Pact border. Dropping NATO troops into what is already a warzone would be reckless in the extreme.
    Quite concerning to see something so reckless coming from the chair of the parliamentary committee.
    And the alternative - letting Putin steal whatever bits of other countries he fancies - is less "reckless"?
    That is a rather dubious false dichotomy. The choice is not between deployment of British troops in the Ukraine and Putin annexing places.

    There are plenty of options in the middle, not least the current government policy.
    Oh, come off it. At some point, if Putin is to stop, he will have to be stopped.
    The deployment of British troops wouldn't stop it. More likely to precipitate it.

    Negotiations to de-escalate and demilitarise the border on both sides are what is needed.
    It also wouldn't be like Iraq or Afghanistan where we enjoyed total air supremacy and could just tool around taking random potshots at anybody with a beard while keeping an eye out for IEDs.

    This would be full on mechanised warfare (until it went nuclear) with massive amounts of long range fires. The 6-7,000 troops that the UK could assemble would take 100s of KIAs per day. It would be completely politically unsustainable for any British government for more than a day or two. Putin knows this only too well so another way to talk him down is going to have to be found.
    Yes, I would have thought the worst case scenario for Putin is another Afghanistan: an expensive multi-year insurgent war with well supplied Ukrainian militias that keep sending Russians home in body bags while the Rouble plummets and Nordstream 2 gets put on indefinite ice. Not NATO sending in conventional forces, which would be overreach and stupid.
    I think that is the Western strategy. Convince Putin of an Afghanistan plus massive sanctions and then provide him with some kind of facesave. The latter is essential.
    The obvious facesave is to open NordStream 2. Can't think what else there would be and whether it would be enough for Putin.

    Doesn't make the future much better for Europe or Ukraine either.
    Nordstream 2 was designed explicitly so that Putin could fuck over Eastern Europe without disrupting supplies to Germany etc. So Russia could play "Core Europe" off against the periphery......
    Yes. I hoped it would be stopped, and there was movement in that direction before the build-up around Ukraine.

    However, I note the language around it is along the lines of, "if you invade Ukraine we'll have to cancel NordStream 2", which opens up the possibility of a trade on opening it in return for peace this day.
  • Keep saying 'working people' and 'tax increase' Starmer.

    Hammer away.

    Clever to link the tax increases to the PPE/Furlough fraud and enrichen Tory donors.
  • Hoyle should save his breath and everyone's time - we all know he hasn't got the balls to do anything about any behaviour.

    He's the classic supply teacher with no control
  • Starmer should not have moved it on to PPE fraud.
  • HYUFDHYUFD Posts: 122,918
    Starmer promises a windfall tax on oil and gas companies and no tax cuts for banks
  • ChrisChris Posts: 11,748
    Leon said:

    Starmer looks quite fat, suddenly. Or maybe I only just noticed

    He's not big, it's the prime minister that got small.
  • RazedabodeRazedabode Posts: 3,028
    Starmer has grown into the role I think. Then again, the taxes on working people and the losses in fraud / PPE are a pretty open door
  • On Starmer, that might be Coronaspeck, as the Germans say.
  • LeonLeon Posts: 55,277

    Leon said:

    Starmer looks quite fat, suddenly. Or maybe I only just noticed

    Compared to the svelte Johnson we all look fat!
    Starmer has suddenly got that unfortunate too-tight white-shirt with a red-neck-and-face bulging-out-the-top look

  • HYUFD said:

    Starmer promises a windfall tax on oil and gas companies and no tax cuts for banks

    The first is completely, off-the-wall barmy (when did a windfall or any other tax reduce prices???), but probably good if cynical politics, as is the latter.
  • Shut up Hoyle, it won't be your last word on the subject.

    You'll just keep threatening and threatening to do something, but never dare actually do it.
  • HYUFDHYUFD Posts: 122,918

    Hoyle should save his breath and everyone's time - we all know he hasn't got the balls to do anything about any behaviour.

    He's the classic supply teacher with no control

    He won because of Tory MPs, most Labour MPs voted for Bryant.

    Had most Tory MPs voted for my MP Dame Eleanor Laing in 2019, who came 3rd, she would probably be Speaker now
  • LeonLeon Posts: 55,277
    What a lot of twaddle from both of them. Tedious, infantile shite

    Imagine if you just first tuned into to see the biggest spectacle of weekly British politics. THIS
  • Specsavers #bantz from Hoyle - what a magnificent Speaker he isn't
  • MexicanpeteMexicanpete Posts: 28,368
    Leon said:

    Leon said:

    Starmer looks quite fat, suddenly. Or maybe I only just noticed

    Compared to the svelte Johnson we all look fat!
    Starmer has suddenly got that unfortunate too-tight white-shirt with a red-neck-and-face bulging-out-the-top look

    He's an old man like me. You just wait until you reach the late fifties milestones and you might look a little portly too.
  • IshmaelZIshmaelZ Posts: 21,830
    Leon said:

    Leon said:

    Starmer looks quite fat, suddenly. Or maybe I only just noticed

    Compared to the svelte Johnson we all look fat!
    Starmer has suddenly got that unfortunate too-tight white-shirt with a red-neck-and-face bulging-out-the-top look

    Looking at his opponent that seems to be the PM look

    Top tip to both: cutaway collars exacerbate the prob.
  • Leon said:

    Leon said:

    Starmer looks quite fat, suddenly. Or maybe I only just noticed

    Compared to the svelte Johnson we all look fat!
    Starmer has suddenly got that unfortunate too-tight white-shirt with a red-neck-and-face bulging-out-the-top look

    He's an old man like me. You just wait until you reach the late fifties milestones and you might look a little portly too.
    The "real" Leon sees his 50s as a rather dim and distant memory.
  • LeonLeon Posts: 55,277

    Leon said:

    Leon said:

    Starmer looks quite fat, suddenly. Or maybe I only just noticed

    Compared to the svelte Johnson we all look fat!
    Starmer has suddenly got that unfortunate too-tight white-shirt with a red-neck-and-face bulging-out-the-top look

    He's an old man like me. You just wait until you reach the late fifties milestones and you might look a little portly too.
    He's 59. He's always looked younger than his years, until now. Suddenly he looks much nearer his age. It is a dangerous time to put on the chunk (and I speak ruefully as a man right now on a pretty fierce diet)
  • Shut up Blackford, stand your ground
  • IshmaelZIshmaelZ Posts: 21,830
    Celebrating world cancer day?
  • Boris Johnson: "More people in work now than before the pandemic began."

    This is not true. There are 600,000 fewer. The @StatsRegulation literally wrote to Downing Street about this false claim yesterday.

    The PM *must* correct the official record.


    https://twitter.com/FullFact/status/1488849902973198336
  • Mango said:

    If we fail to deter Russian aggression in Ukraine we will inevitably have further Russian aggression elsewhere and risk being seen as unwilling to counter that aggression.

    20,000 NATO troops in Ukraine tomorrow, and a clear commitment to provide reinforcements if necessary, would prevent a Russian attack on Ukraine. Putin isn't about to fire missiles at American soldiers.

    You're literally betting your life on that conjecture.

    We'd do better to hold the NATO line, regroup, reinforce all other lines of defence (cyber, infowars), flush out the dirty money from London, and the fellow travellers from Europe. This is about containment and patience, not idiocy.

    And rejoin the EU, and eliminate all Brexiteers from our politics, as they helped to build this shit.
    Ah I see the lunatic fringe is still alive and well.
  • LeonLeon Posts: 55,277

    Leon said:

    What a lot of twaddle from both of them. Tedious, infantile shite

    Imagine if you just first tuned into to see the biggest spectacle of weekly British politics. THIS

    Are you new to PMQs?
    Sure. But that was a pretty fucking poor show, from both sides.

    It's not like we lack serious issues to discuss. To make it worse, all the jokes and barbs misfired, on all sides. Boris floundered, Starmer made some weird Thelma and Louise reference. It was like two 15 year olds making a poor attempt at their own PMQs. Dreadful
  • IshmaelZIshmaelZ Posts: 21,830
    Blackford has riled him
  • bigjohnowlsbigjohnowls Posts: 22,660

    "He knows exactly what he is doing" says Starmer of PM.


    Yawn
  • LeonLeon Posts: 55,277
    Farooq said:

    Leon said:

    What a lot of twaddle from both of them. Tedious, infantile shite

    Imagine if you just first tuned into to see the biggest spectacle of weekly British politics. THIS

    This from the plonker who thinks we all care about how many olives he's eaten in the last three days?
    I was unaware I was broadcasting my insights to the entire nation on live television, from the Mother of Parliaments, rather than just making random anonymous comments on an obscure blog which you are free to scroll past and ignore

    You really are quite a strange person
  • IshmaelZ said:

    Blackford has riled him

    We can put Blackford down as a maybe. And perhaps that is another pb cliché that should be banned.
  • "He knows exactly what he is doing" says Starmer of PM.


    Yawn
    Weren't you telling us peak Starmer was a fortnight ago then hours later we had a poll with a 11% Labour lead.
  • bigjohnowlsbigjohnowls Posts: 22,660
    HYUFD said:

    Hoyle should save his breath and everyone's time - we all know he hasn't got the balls to do anything about any behaviour.

    He's the classic supply teacher with no control

    He won because of Tory MPs, most Labour MPs voted for Bryant.

    Had most Tory MPs voted for my MP Dame Eleanor Laing in 2019, who came 3rd, she would probably be Speaker now
    As someone said on twitter Hoyle is Mr Barraclough when we need Mr Mckay
  • IshmaelZIshmaelZ Posts: 21,830

    IshmaelZ said:

    Blackford has riled him

    We can put Blackford down as a maybe. And perhaps that is another pb cliché that should be banned.
    Sure. But he did a better job than usual.
  • kle4kle4 Posts: 96,083
    edited February 2022

    Oooh rimshot from Starmer.

    Utterly magnificent.

    Do not underestimate the brilliance of a top lawyer.

    No risk of that, they will let us know about their brilliance. Repeatedly.

    Apart from the legendarily modest ones of course.
  • DecrepiterJohnLDecrepiterJohnL Posts: 27,890
    edited February 2022
    Leon said:

    Leon said:

    Starmer looks quite fat, suddenly. Or maybe I only just noticed

    Compared to the svelte Johnson we all look fat!
    Starmer has suddenly got that unfortunate too-tight white-shirt with a red-neck-and-face bulging-out-the-top look

    Roger has recently drawn attention to Starmer's ill-fitting suits.
  • bondegezoubondegezou Posts: 11,051
    Boring question from Colum Eastwood.

    Anyway… For how long can Johnson go on just ducking every Partygate question?
  • IshmaelZIshmaelZ Posts: 21,830
    Johnson is finished. Babbling.
  • MalmesburyMalmesbury Posts: 50,249

    TimS said:

    Dura_Ace said:

    Foxy said:

    Applicant said:

    Foxy said:

    Applicant said:

    moonshine said:

    .

    Stereodog said:

    Nigelb said:

    HYUFD said:

    Good morning

    Tobias Ellwood on Sky just announced he is submitting his letter to the 1922 today

    It might not be about parties and lies. Elwood was on R4 PM last night highly critical of Johnson's Ukrainian escapade.

    He wants British and NATO boots on the ground in Ukraine today!
    Supplies yes, boots no.

    Certainly not unless a NATO member country is invaded which Ukraine is not
    No Ellwood, unless I am very much mistaken, wants NATO soldiers defending Ukraine in Ukraine as a precursor to defending Europe from the combined forces of an Eastward looking Putin.

    You are peddling Johnson's proposal. I don't know who is right, but Ellwood is of the opinion strength is the only game Putin understands. Ellwood was very compelling, down to his understanding of Putin's personal hatred of the fall of the Soviet Union because to make ends meet he was driving taxis in St Petersburg, and sees the recovery of Soviet satellite states as a mission to right that prrsonal wrong.
    His idea that there might be any possibility of NATO dispatching a brigade to Ukraine didn't demonstrate much understanding of our side, whatever his understanding of Putin.
    It's an appalling idea whether it would work on official Russian policy or not. One of the nightmare scenarios of the Cold War was a nuclear war escalating from an accidental exchange of gunfire across the NATO/Warsaw Pact border. Dropping NATO troops into what is already a warzone would be reckless in the extreme.
    Quite concerning to see something so reckless coming from the chair of the parliamentary committee.
    And the alternative - letting Putin steal whatever bits of other countries he fancies - is less "reckless"?
    That is a rather dubious false dichotomy. The choice is not between deployment of British troops in the Ukraine and Putin annexing places.

    There are plenty of options in the middle, not least the current government policy.
    Oh, come off it. At some point, if Putin is to stop, he will have to be stopped.
    The deployment of British troops wouldn't stop it. More likely to precipitate it.

    Negotiations to de-escalate and demilitarise the border on both sides are what is needed.
    It also wouldn't be like Iraq or Afghanistan where we enjoyed total air supremacy and could just tool around taking random potshots at anybody with a beard while keeping an eye out for IEDs.

    This would be full on mechanised warfare (until it went nuclear) with massive amounts of long range fires. The 6-7,000 troops that the UK could assemble would take 100s of KIAs per day. It would be completely politically unsustainable for any British government for more than a day or two. Putin knows this only too well so another way to talk him down is going to have to be found.
    Yes, I would have thought the worst case scenario for Putin is another Afghanistan: an expensive multi-year insurgent war with well supplied Ukrainian militias that keep sending Russians home in body bags while the Rouble plummets and Nordstream 2 gets put on indefinite ice. Not NATO sending in conventional forces, which would be overreach and stupid.
    I think that is the Western strategy. Convince Putin of an Afghanistan plus massive sanctions and then provide him with some kind of facesave. The latter is essential.
    The obvious facesave is to open NordStream 2. Can't think what else there would be and whether it would be enough for Putin.

    Doesn't make the future much better for Europe or Ukraine either.
    Nordstream 2 was designed explicitly so that Putin could fuck over Eastern Europe without disrupting supplies to Germany etc. So Russia could play "Core Europe" off against the periphery......
    Yes. I hoped it would be stopped, and there was movement in that direction before the build-up around Ukraine.

    However, I note the language around it is along the lines of, "if you invade Ukraine we'll have to cancel NordStream 2", which opens up the possibility of a trade on opening it in return for peace this day.
    Then Putin will move to playing games with gas prices to Eastern Europe, while saying to the Germans - "It would be a pity if something happened to the price of the nice cheap gas I am selling you".

    The advantage of that, for him, is that without the overt military stuff, lots of people will be writing sagely articles about how Russia has the right to dominate Eastern Europe and it is all a commercial dispute anyway....
  • bigjohnowlsbigjohnowls Posts: 22,660

    "He knows exactly what he is doing" says Starmer of PM.


    Yawn
    Weren't you telling us peak Starmer was a fortnight ago then hours later we had a poll with a 11% Labour lead.
    The peak was the 13% and 14% lead polls as I stated.

    I thought you were interested in Politics
  • Boring question from Colum Eastwood.

    Anyway… For how long can Johnson go on just ducking every Partygate question?

    Until he is questioned under caution.
  • kle4kle4 Posts: 96,083
    Leon said:

    Leon said:

    Leon said:

    Starmer looks quite fat, suddenly. Or maybe I only just noticed

    Compared to the svelte Johnson we all look fat!
    Starmer has suddenly got that unfortunate too-tight white-shirt with a red-neck-and-face bulging-out-the-top look

    He's an old man like me. You just wait until you reach the late fifties milestones and you might look a little portly too.
    He's 59. He's always looked younger than his years, until now. Suddenly he looks much nearer his age. It is a dangerous time to put on the chunk (and I speak ruefully as a man right now on a pretty fierce diet)
    He's 59? That genuinely shocks me, I kind of assumed he was lowish 50s.
  • Nigel_ForemainNigel_Foremain Posts: 14,310
    edited February 2022
    HYUFD said:

    IanB2 said:

    HYUFD said:

    IanB2 said:

    DavidL said:

    IshmaelZ said:

    Guess what the latest threat is to Tory backbenchers thinking of toppling the PM?
    That
    @BorisJohnson
    would 'do a Corbyn': fight a leadership ballot and win with the backing of party members.

    https://twitter.com/paulwaugh/status/1488594714899144718

    I thought this was just a hyufd fantasy, apparently not

    I didn't think that was possible under Tory rules. The incumbent faces a VONC, if they lose that is it. They are not allowed to be a candidate in the new election. If they win they are, in theory, safe for a year but May showed that is not necessarily the case in practice.
    It also doesn't work in practice, since Tory members are already keener to see him go now than are the MPs, and if he'd already been rejected by the MPs his path through the ballot would likely see him lose. The further you get away from Parliament the less support he has.
    Not true, only last month 66% of Tory members still wanted Boris to stay PM and Tory leader with Opinium. That was far higher than the 28% of the public and even the 49% of 2019 Tory voters who wanted Boris to stay

    https://twitter.com/OpiniumResearch/status/1469370138441003010?s=20&t=6MBxJxIhktjd6Kbof5JKlA
    My point was that "Tory members are already keener to see him go now than are the MPs", and that is demonstrably true. It is also true that Tory voters are keener to see him go than are Tory members and that all voters are keener than are Tory voters.

    In the scenario where he had already been rejected by the MPs, he would be toast. So it's a bluff.
    Many thought the same when Corbyn lost a VONC amongst Labour MPs in 2016.

    Yet Labour members re elected him
    Good that you keep equating Johnson with Corbyn. Dumb and Dumber. thankfully Labour got rid of Dumber. It is time Conservatives got rid of Dumb.
  • bondegezoubondegezou Posts: 11,051
    Tory MP asking the PM to override the Manchester Mayor. OK, he wants to make his point, but it doesn’t look good if you are announcing a Levelling Up agenda including devolving powers.
  • LeonLeon Posts: 55,277
    kle4 said:

    Leon said:

    Leon said:

    Leon said:

    Starmer looks quite fat, suddenly. Or maybe I only just noticed

    Compared to the svelte Johnson we all look fat!
    Starmer has suddenly got that unfortunate too-tight white-shirt with a red-neck-and-face bulging-out-the-top look

    He's an old man like me. You just wait until you reach the late fifties milestones and you might look a little portly too.
    He's 59. He's always looked younger than his years, until now. Suddenly he looks much nearer his age. It is a dangerous time to put on the chunk (and I speak ruefully as a man right now on a pretty fierce diet)
    He's 59? That genuinely shocks me, I kind of assumed he was lowish 50s.
    Yes, he is well preserved. Or he was until recently. Needs to hit the gym and get better suits and shirts. They are not flattering him
  • LostPasswordLostPassword Posts: 18,355

    Boris Johnson: "More people in work now than before the pandemic began."

    This is not true. There are 600,000 fewer. The @StatsRegulation literally wrote to Downing Street about this false claim yesterday.

    The PM *must* correct the official record.


    https://twitter.com/FullFact/status/1488849902973198336

    Every time Johnson says anything for the rest of his life I want the response to be something like, "How do I know you're not lying again?"

    He has to be made an example for everyone else in public life, otherwise he will be the proof that we tolerate any amount of lying.
  • tlg86tlg86 Posts: 26,175
    kle4 said:

    Leon said:

    Leon said:

    Leon said:

    Starmer looks quite fat, suddenly. Or maybe I only just noticed

    Compared to the svelte Johnson we all look fat!
    Starmer has suddenly got that unfortunate too-tight white-shirt with a red-neck-and-face bulging-out-the-top look

    He's an old man like me. You just wait until you reach the late fifties milestones and you might look a little portly too.
    He's 59. He's always looked younger than his years, until now. Suddenly he looks much nearer his age. It is a dangerous time to put on the chunk (and I speak ruefully as a man right now on a pretty fierce diet)
    He's 59? That genuinely shocks me, I kind of assumed he was lowish 50s.
    Remember, this is his second career.
  • IshmaelZIshmaelZ Posts: 21,830

    "He knows exactly what he is doing" says Starmer of PM.


    Yawn
    Weren't you telling us peak Starmer was a fortnight ago then hours later we had a poll with a 11% Labour lead.
    The peak was the 13% and 14% lead polls as I stated.

    I thought you were interested in Politics
    Sick burn
  • kle4kle4 Posts: 96,083
    HYUFD said:

    Good point from Boris, no Labour government has left office with unemployment lower than when it came in

    Such diversionary tactics cannot last forever though. Brown was still trying the 'last Tory government' excuse 13 years into a Labour government but it no longer resonated.
  • "He knows exactly what he is doing" says Starmer of PM.


    Yawn
    Weren't you telling us peak Starmer was a fortnight ago then hours later we had a poll with a 11% Labour lead.
    The peak was the 13% and 14% lead polls as I stated.

    I thought you were interested in Politics
    I am, EICIPM.
  • turbotubbsturbotubbs Posts: 17,405
    IshmaelZ said:

    Celebrating world cancer day?

    The sentiment is there, but the phrasing is a tad odd.
  • tlg86tlg86 Posts: 26,175
    How long do we think Labour MPs will continue wearing masks in the Commons chamber?
  • kle4kle4 Posts: 96,083

    Leon said:

    What a lot of twaddle from both of them. Tedious, infantile shite

    Imagine if you just first tuned into to see the biggest spectacle of weekly British politics. THIS

    Are you new to PMQs?
    And the thing is, the infantile stuff is what they, and the public, want from PMQs. If it weren't, they would have changed it by now. It's why Bercow was talking bollocks whenever he went on a tangent about people watching not liking what they saw etc.
  • bigjohnowlsbigjohnowls Posts: 22,660
    Didnt watch PMQs am watching GB vs Swe in the 2022 Winter Olympic curling

    Anything important missed?
  • LeonLeon Posts: 55,277
    kle4 said:

    Leon said:

    What a lot of twaddle from both of them. Tedious, infantile shite

    Imagine if you just first tuned into to see the biggest spectacle of weekly British politics. THIS

    Are you new to PMQs?
    And the thing is, the infantile stuff is what they, and the public, want from PMQs. If it weren't, they would have changed it by now. It's why Bercow was talking bollocks whenever he went on a tangent about people watching not liking what they saw etc.
    But there's good funny infantile, and terrible, cringey infantile

    This was the latter
  • Good choice of Starmer’s not to go fully Partygate again. Think that would have gone down badly. Decent performance.

    He’s got to be careful on the tax burden stuff though. It does allow Boris cheap and easy hits on the “I’m doing it for the NHS” line.
  • MrEdMrEd Posts: 5,578

    Leon said:

    Leon said:

    Starmer looks quite fat, suddenly. Or maybe I only just noticed

    Compared to the svelte Johnson we all look fat!
    Starmer has suddenly got that unfortunate too-tight white-shirt with a red-neck-and-face bulging-out-the-top look

    Roger has recently drawn attention to Starmer's ill-fitting suits.
    Both Starmer and Johnson would be better off with well-cut double breasted suits to hide their paunches. Starmer probably would look quite good in one.

    SKS also hasn't updated his shirt collection recently as well, so he could probably do with a 1/4 - 1/2 increase in collar size.
  • LeonLeon Posts: 55,277

    Didnt watch PMQs am watching GB vs Swe in the 2022 Winter Olympic curling

    Anything important missed?

    Absolutely not
  • kle4kle4 Posts: 96,083

    Boris Johnson: "More people in work now than before the pandemic began."

    This is not true. There are 600,000 fewer. The @StatsRegulation literally wrote to Downing Street about this false claim yesterday.

    The PM *must* correct the official record.


    https://twitter.com/FullFact/status/1488849902973198336

    Every time Johnson says anything for the rest of his life I want the response to be something like, "How do I know you're not lying again?"

    He has to be made an example for everyone else in public life, otherwise he will be the proof that we tolerate any amount of lying.
    The reason Bell's 'Do you think I'm a fool?' question worked so well, in my opinion, is that by his actions we know with a high degree of certainty that the answer was yes. Not that Boris will have put his mind to the question about Bell specifically, but about people who did trouble themselves to follow rules. Whereas possibly more relevant and cutting questions Boris could evade better will not have stuck as well as a simple, personal question, where he has to say no, but we can see the answer is otherwise.
  • bondegezoubondegezou Posts: 11,051

    Didnt watch PMQs am watching GB vs Swe in the 2022 Winter Olympic curling

    Anything important missed?

    What have we missed in the curling? Who’s winning? What are the betting opportunities?
  • LeonLeon Posts: 55,277
    MrEd said:

    Leon said:

    Leon said:

    Starmer looks quite fat, suddenly. Or maybe I only just noticed

    Compared to the svelte Johnson we all look fat!
    Starmer has suddenly got that unfortunate too-tight white-shirt with a red-neck-and-face bulging-out-the-top look

    Roger has recently drawn attention to Starmer's ill-fitting suits.
    Both Starmer and Johnson would be better off with well-cut double breasted suits to hide their paunches. Starmer probably would look quite good in one.

    SKS also hasn't updated his shirt collection recently as well, so he could probably do with a 1/4 - 1/2 increase in collar size.
    Yes, he hasn't accepted he's got a fatter neck

    It's like a 42 year old man convinced he can still fit 32 waist jeans, the result can be mortifying
  • I look forward to the usual suspects complaining that it is sexist to be judgemental about a man's dress sense.
  • TazTaz Posts: 14,376
    crikey they arent even good efforts. Abysmal. Can't they get the centrist Dads at Ledbydonkeys to do another amusing video
  • bigjohnowlsbigjohnowls Posts: 22,660

    "He knows exactly what he is doing" says Starmer of PM.


    Yawn
    Weren't you telling us peak Starmer was a fortnight ago then hours later we had a poll with a 11% Labour lead.
    The peak was the 13% and 14% lead polls as I stated.

    I thought you were interested in Politics
    I am, EICIPM.
    Memory OK from 7 years ago but not so much polls from 17 days ago!!

    How do you intend to vote at the next GE I havent got a clue except it wont be Lab under Starmer?
  • kinabalukinabalu Posts: 42,134
    rkrkrk said:

    Don't disagree with Cyclefree's header, it's a good catalogue of government failings.
    But unless people are prepared to vote this government out, it won't change.

    And I worry that the Conservatives are very good at finding issues which enrage otherwise hostile voters and stop them from voting Labour... like trans rights or border crossings or human rights or woke or free speech etc.

    I worry about that too but not quite as much as I used to - because I'm more and more thinking Starmer has it covered.
  • kle4kle4 Posts: 96,083
    edited February 2022
    Farooq said:

    kle4 said:

    Leon said:

    What a lot of twaddle from both of them. Tedious, infantile shite

    Imagine if you just first tuned into to see the biggest spectacle of weekly British politics. THIS

    Are you new to PMQs?
    And the thing is, the infantile stuff is what they, and the public, want from PMQs. If it weren't, they would have changed it by now. It's why Bercow was talking bollocks whenever he went on a tangent about people watching not liking what they saw etc.
    This poll's a bit old, but it doesn't really seem to bear out what you're saying:
    https://www.ipsos.com/en-uk/pmqs-poll
    I don't believe the respondents, I think it is an example where people reply with what they think they should be saying rather than what they believe, social desirability bias. It's loud, brash and partisan, and we know that we should say that is wrong.

    Take the 67% saying there is 'too much party political point scoring', that's a load of nonsense. People love political point scoring, we reward our politicians for it, and we tend not to reward those who don't create a spectacle or who genuinely try to cooperate with their opponents.

    If we didn't like partisan theatrics we would not have gotten into a situation where they are rewarded, or face no consequences, for indulging in it.
  • dixiedeandixiedean Posts: 29,401
    Leon said:

    MrEd said:

    Leon said:

    Leon said:

    Starmer looks quite fat, suddenly. Or maybe I only just noticed

    Compared to the svelte Johnson we all look fat!
    Starmer has suddenly got that unfortunate too-tight white-shirt with a red-neck-and-face bulging-out-the-top look

    Roger has recently drawn attention to Starmer's ill-fitting suits.
    Both Starmer and Johnson would be better off with well-cut double breasted suits to hide their paunches. Starmer probably would look quite good in one.

    SKS also hasn't updated his shirt collection recently as well, so he could probably do with a 1/4 - 1/2 increase in collar size.
    Yes, he hasn't accepted he's got a fatter neck

    It's like a 42 year old man convinced he can still fit 32 waist jeans, the result can be mortifying
    Here I sit at 55 in my 28 waist jeans.
    Buff.
  • HYUFDHYUFD Posts: 122,918
    Well Boris easily survived that then
  • Russia incurring UK airspace north of Scotland?

    Shoot them down, Lynton Crosby!
  • No PMQ withdrawal of support then. Quite a lot of obsequious plant questions. Not sure whether I should be ordering that hair shirt for June, but still hopeful he will be out by then.
  • ..

    Leon said:

    Leon said:

    Starmer looks quite fat, suddenly. Or maybe I only just noticed

    Compared to the svelte Johnson we all look fat!
    Starmer has suddenly got that unfortunate too-tight white-shirt with a red-neck-and-face bulging-out-the-top look

    Roger has recently drawn attention to Starmer's ill-fitting suits.
    I reckon Starmer is in that awkward situation (which I recognise) of having 14 shirts & 7 suits for work which are now slightly too small for him but he's said to himself 'I'll lose the weight' rather than pop for a new wardrobe.

    Do party leaders get a clothes allowance? Might be a bit embarrassing to ask for a payout cos you've become a bit of a fatty.
  • "He knows exactly what he is doing" says Starmer of PM.


    Yawn
    Weren't you telling us peak Starmer was a fortnight ago then hours later we had a poll with a 11% Labour lead.
    The peak was the 13% and 14% lead polls as I stated.

    I thought you were interested in Politics
    I am, EICIPM.
    Memory OK from 7 years ago but not so much polls from 17 days ago!!

    How do you intend to vote at the next GE I havent got a clue except it wont be Lab under Starmer?
    I'm abstaining as things stand.

    I'm fortunate I live in a Lab/LD marginal.
  • ApplicantApplicant Posts: 3,379
    .

    Didnt watch PMQs am watching GB vs Swe in the 2022 Winter Olympic curling

    Anything important missed?

    What have we missed in the curling? Who’s winning? What are the betting opportunities?
    GB 4-2 up after 3 ends (of 8), despite a pretty awful tactical choice in the 2nd.
  • TazTaz Posts: 14,376
    Farooq said:

    Taz said:

    crikey they arent even good efforts. Abysmal. Can't they get the centrist Dads at Ledbydonkeys to do another amusing video
    Boris Johnson looks like a Zika baby
    I feel guilty for laughing out loud at that !!!!
  • Northern_AlNorthern_Al Posts: 8,375
    Profound commentary on here.

    Apparently, Starmer's fucked because he's a fat bastard with ill-fitting suits who let Jimmy Savile off.

    Have I got that right?
  • LeonLeon Posts: 55,277
    dixiedean said:

    Leon said:

    MrEd said:

    Leon said:

    Leon said:

    Starmer looks quite fat, suddenly. Or maybe I only just noticed

    Compared to the svelte Johnson we all look fat!
    Starmer has suddenly got that unfortunate too-tight white-shirt with a red-neck-and-face bulging-out-the-top look

    Roger has recently drawn attention to Starmer's ill-fitting suits.
    Both Starmer and Johnson would be better off with well-cut double breasted suits to hide their paunches. Starmer probably would look quite good in one.

    SKS also hasn't updated his shirt collection recently as well, so he could probably do with a 1/4 - 1/2 increase in collar size.
    Yes, he hasn't accepted he's got a fatter neck

    It's like a 42 year old man convinced he can still fit 32 waist jeans, the result can be mortifying
    Here I sit at 55 in my 28 waist jeans.
    Buff.
    That is bloody impressive. There were fatter British men in Japanese POW camps. Well done
  • pm215pm215 Posts: 1,130
    edited February 2022
    Farooq said:

    kle4 said:

    And the thing is, the infantile stuff is what they, and the public, want from PMQs. If it weren't, they would have changed it by now. It's why Bercow was talking bollocks whenever he went on a tangent about people watching not liking what they saw etc.

    This poll's a bit old, but it doesn't really seem to bear out what you're saying:
    https://www.ipsos.com/en-uk/pmqs-poll
    I agree it's not what the public want. (Side note: surprised 'have seen some PMQs' is as high as 54%, I'd have guessed lower. I suppose for a lot of the people saying yes it will be "evening news had a clip from it".) But I suspect that for a fair number of MPs it *is* part of what they want out of it -- otherwise there'd be a bigger push to change it, and MPs have leverage to push that change, where the wider public don't.
  • tlg86tlg86 Posts: 26,175
    @dixiedean - further to your comments on the Canadian men's football team, I read a piece on them in World Soccer and I hadn't realised that they have an English manager:

    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/John_Herdman

    That's an interesting journey. One to watch for the future.
  • HYUFDHYUFD Posts: 122,918

    "He knows exactly what he is doing" says Starmer of PM.


    Yawn
    Weren't you telling us peak Starmer was a fortnight ago then hours later we had a poll with a 11% Labour lead.
    The peak was the 13% and 14% lead polls as I stated.

    I thought you were interested in Politics
    I am, EICIPM.
    Memory OK from 7 years ago but not so much polls from 17 days ago!!

    How do you intend to vote at the next GE I havent got a clue except it wont be Lab under Starmer?
    I'm abstaining as things stand.

    I'm fortunate I live in a Lab/LD marginal.
    You voted LD in 2017 and 2019, what has poor Sir Ed done to lose your support?
  • CookieCookie Posts: 13,792
    kle4 said:

    Farooq said:

    kle4 said:

    Leon said:

    What a lot of twaddle from both of them. Tedious, infantile shite

    Imagine if you just first tuned into to see the biggest spectacle of weekly British politics. THIS

    Are you new to PMQs?
    And the thing is, the infantile stuff is what they, and the public, want from PMQs. If it weren't, they would have changed it by now. It's why Bercow was talking bollocks whenever he went on a tangent about people watching not liking what they saw etc.
    This poll's a bit old, but it doesn't really seem to bear out what you're saying:
    https://www.ipsos.com/en-uk/pmqs-poll
    I don't believe the respondents, I think it is an example where people reply with what they think they should be saying rather than what they believe, social desirability bias. It's loud, brash and partisan, and we know that we should say that is wrong.

    Take the 67% saying there is 'too much party political point scoring', that's a load of nonsense. People love political point scoring, we reward our politicians for it, and we tend not to reward those who don't create a spectacle or who genuinely try to cooperate with their opponents.

    If we didn't like partisan theatrics we would not have gotten into a situation where they are rewarded, or face no consequences, for indulging in it.
    I'm not sure that's exactly the case.
    My theory is as follows:
    Politician A behaves constructively towards politician B: public awards politician A 3 points and and politician B 1 point.
    Politician A engages in partisan theatrics towards politician B: public awards politician A 1 point and politician B -2 points.
    I think the public like to see positive politics, but the game theory points politicians towards behaving negatively.
    In a two party system, you win not by being liked but by being liked more than your principal opponent.
  • kinabalukinabalu Posts: 42,134
    edited February 2022
    kle4 said:

    Boris Johnson: "More people in work now than before the pandemic began."

    This is not true. There are 600,000 fewer. The @StatsRegulation literally wrote to Downing Street about this false claim yesterday.

    The PM *must* correct the official record.


    https://twitter.com/FullFact/status/1488849902973198336

    Every time Johnson says anything for the rest of his life I want the response to be something like, "How do I know you're not lying again?"

    He has to be made an example for everyone else in public life, otherwise he will be the proof that we tolerate any amount of lying.
    The reason Bell's 'Do you think I'm a fool?' question worked so well, in my opinion, is that by his actions we know with a high degree of certainty that the answer was yes. Not that Boris will have put his mind to the question about Bell specifically, but about people who did trouble themselves to follow rules. Whereas possibly more relevant and cutting questions Boris could evade better will not have stuck as well as a simple, personal question, where he has to say no, but we can see the answer is otherwise.
    The "Fool" angle will hopefully do great damage. It works multiple ways. Johnson thinks people are fools for following the Covid rules - the specific Aaron Bell point. Then in general he takes the electorate for fools. All of this leading to the big one - as any sort of floating voter you ARE a fool if you vote for him again.
  • LeonLeon Posts: 55,277

    Profound commentary on here.

    Apparently, Starmer's fucked because he's a fat bastard with ill-fitting suits who let Jimmy Savile off.

    Have I got that right?

    No, you've got that wrong


    It was a boring, childish nil-nil draw, and Starmer has got a fat neck. C'est tout

  • No PMQ withdrawal of support then. Quite a lot of obsequious plant questions. Not sure whether I should be ordering that hair shirt for June, but still hopeful he will be out by then.

    He is here for the duration. May well win again in 2023/4 as well.
  • HYUFD said:

    "He knows exactly what he is doing" says Starmer of PM.


    Yawn
    Weren't you telling us peak Starmer was a fortnight ago then hours later we had a poll with a 11% Labour lead.
    The peak was the 13% and 14% lead polls as I stated.

    I thought you were interested in Politics
    I am, EICIPM.
    Memory OK from 7 years ago but not so much polls from 17 days ago!!

    How do you intend to vote at the next GE I havent got a clue except it wont be Lab under Starmer?
    I'm abstaining as things stand.

    I'm fortunate I live in a Lab/LD marginal.
    You voted LD in 2017 and 2019, what has poor Sir Ed done to lose your support?
    Having that conspiracy theory believing/spreading bellend Vera Hobhouse on the front bench.
  • CookieCookie Posts: 13,792
    tlg86 said:

    How long do we think Labour MPs will continue wearing masks in the Commons chamber?

    For ever.
  • RazedabodeRazedabode Posts: 3,028
    I find it bizarre the Tories are on the side of tax increases whilst Labour are positioning themselves against.

    During a cost of living crisis, I can see which side will be more palatable to voters. So yes - Johnson survived another PMQs, but has to stand by some pretty dire policy decisions whilst repeating falsehoods about Saville, jobs and parties.
  • bondegezoubondegezou Posts: 11,051
    pm215 said:

    Farooq said:

    kle4 said:

    And the thing is, the infantile stuff is what they, and the public, want from PMQs. If it weren't, they would have changed it by now. It's why Bercow was talking bollocks whenever he went on a tangent about people watching not liking what they saw etc.

    This poll's a bit old, but it doesn't really seem to bear out what you're saying:
    https://www.ipsos.com/en-uk/pmqs-poll
    I agree it's not what the public want. (Side note: surprised 'have seen some PMQs' is as high as 54%, I'd have guessed lower. I suppose for a lot of the people saying yes it will be "evening news had a clip from it".) But I suspect that for a fair number of MPs it *is* part of what they want out of it -- otherwise there'd be a bigger push to change it, and MPs have leverage to push that change, where the wider public don't.
    I think having something like PMQs is good for democracy. Compare the US, where the President doesn’t face this sort of hostile questioning. If Trump had had to answer questions once a week, he would’ve fallen from grace sooner.
  • dixiedeandixiedean Posts: 29,401
    tlg86 said:

    @dixiedean - further to your comments on the Canadian men's football team, I read a piece on them in World Soccer and I hadn't realised that they have an English manager:

    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/John_Herdman

    That's an interesting journey. One to watch for the future.

    Indeed. SAFC could do a lot worse down the line.
  • eekeek Posts: 28,368

    Profound commentary on here.

    Apparently, Starmer's fucked because he's a fat bastard with ill-fitting suits who let Jimmy Savile off.

    Have I got that right?

    Nope SKS is fucked because he's got ill fitting suits and happened to doing a job when an underling decided there wasn't evidence to prosecute Jimmy Saville.

    It's the desperate excuse of someone who doesn't want to be held responsible for the failure of a work culture Bozo created and approved of.
  • Neither Starmer nor Johnson gets close to 5' 10". Neither seems to be that interested in taking exercise. Both are clearly overweight. Johnson also likes to party. But they are both wealthy, so the chances are they will both live to a decent age.
  • MrEdMrEd Posts: 5,578

    Profound commentary on here.

    Apparently, Starmer's fucked because he's a fat bastard with ill-fitting suits who let Jimmy Savile off.

    Have I got that right?

    Well, he is as boring as sh1t as well but you've got the picture.
  • LeonLeon Posts: 55,277

    No PMQ withdrawal of support then. Quite a lot of obsequious plant questions. Not sure whether I should be ordering that hair shirt for June, but still hopeful he will be out by then.

    He is here for the duration. May well win again in 2023/4 as well.
    I find it hard to believe he will last until 2024, but the flatness of today's PMQs does make me wonder if the oomph has finally gone out of the Partygate scandal. Everyone is bored of it (even some on the Left)

    Of course the Met Police might revive it, but they might not.

    And all this will not repair the enormous damage done to Boris and his government
  • MrEdMrEd Posts: 5,578
    dixiedean said:

    Leon said:

    MrEd said:

    Leon said:

    Leon said:

    Starmer looks quite fat, suddenly. Or maybe I only just noticed

    Compared to the svelte Johnson we all look fat!
    Starmer has suddenly got that unfortunate too-tight white-shirt with a red-neck-and-face bulging-out-the-top look

    Roger has recently drawn attention to Starmer's ill-fitting suits.
    Both Starmer and Johnson would be better off with well-cut double breasted suits to hide their paunches. Starmer probably would look quite good in one.

    SKS also hasn't updated his shirt collection recently as well, so he could probably do with a 1/4 - 1/2 increase in collar size.
    Yes, he hasn't accepted he's got a fatter neck

    It's like a 42 year old man convinced he can still fit 32 waist jeans, the result can be mortifying
    Here I sit at 55 in my 28 waist jeans.
    Buff.
    Respect.

    BTW, are you around 5ft tall?
  • HYUFD said:

    Well Boris easily survived that then

    "survived"? Well of course he did. He still looked like a shifty blustering liar though. Whether the Tory Party will "survive" is another matter. That should weigh on your conscience, but you have become a prisoner of an incompetent and dishonest oaf who has caused you to contract a severe case of Stockholm Syndrome.
  • tlg86tlg86 Posts: 26,175
    dixiedean said:

    tlg86 said:

    @dixiedean - further to your comments on the Canadian men's football team, I read a piece on them in World Soccer and I hadn't realised that they have an English manager:

    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/John_Herdman

    That's an interesting journey. One to watch for the future.

    Indeed. SAFC could do a lot worse down the line.
    I'm thinking he should aim a bit higher than them...
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