If you wasn't for you meddling PBers, you'd've gotten away with it. (View Post)

https://x.com/Conservatives/status/1988596947633246591#m (View Post)

I know there's an emoji for "facepalm" but I think it would not communicate the emotion fully. So I'll have to use capitals. FACEPALM (slapping sound) (View Post)

Unknown. It's proprietary: the numbers are input but then special sauce is added, which makes them the British equivalent of (say) Trafalgar. But the turnaround time is good and the graphics are grea… (View Post)

(headline on spinning newspaper. A stentorian voice announces) LARGE METAPHOR COLLAPSES OVERNIGHT: "I WONDER WHAT THAT MEANS" SAYS STREETING AFTER LISTING HIS ACCOMPLISHMENTS AT LENGTH (View Post)