Seriously, encourage her to drive. It's a genuine problem if you can't. She does not want to spend the rest of her life being subjected to the whims of taxi drivers or stuck in a train stat… (View Post)

That should have been "sheltered petrified under a steel table" because the table wasn't petrified, you were. There's actually a word for this, but I've forgotten: I'll … (View Post)

See also https://houseprices.io/ (View Post)

I can do a graph. My quote is "Tea and Biscuits. With occasional bacon roll". Let's not be too greedy :) (View Post)

I don't recall what the policy on Hitler Rant Parodies is, but here is "Keir Starmer’s Downfall" (View Post)