John Nance Gardner. "Bucket of warm piss", bowdlerised to "spit" (View Post)

Good looking, stupid and rich beats ugly, smart and poor every time. People don't have sex for conversation, they get that from their friends or their second marriages. First marriages are about sex … (View Post)

The Latin tag at the end of the article means "those who traverse the sea change their sky, not their souls". Or, as Buckaroo Banzai put it "wherever you go, there you are". Which… (View Post)

See my long reply to others. Any query posted after 5pm gets a time-scheduled Outlook response for 8am the next day or, if on the weekend, 8am Monday (View Post)

They're Scottish. They don't do tutting. Although I am going to Edinburgh so some of them may. (View Post)