He bought a suit! (View Post)

Arguably, neither was Bush. Who is looking a shit-ton better in retrospect, particularly compared to Trump. (View Post)

"A bad Treasury did it and ran away" (View Post)

Um, I have done that. I've been in the same conferences/audience three times and I have spoken to him once. True fact, dat. (View Post)

PARTY HOST: "Good evening Count Dracula, welcome to our little soiree. Would you like a small aperitif?" DRACULA: "No, I think mine are just the right size, thank you." (View Post)