Um, I have done that. I've been in the same conferences/audience three times and I have spoken to him once. True fact, dat. (View Post)

PARTY HOST: "Good evening Count Dracula, welcome to our little soiree. Would you like a small aperitif?" DRACULA: "No, I think mine are just the right size, thank you." (View Post)

I don't know where to start with this. Emigrate? It would be the K-T event in British politics. I don't know how it would translate into betting odds: go big on Farage in case the poll is right, or g… (View Post)

"All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy..." (View Post)

"A Scanner Darkly", written by Philip K Dick, author of "Do Androids Dream Of Electric Sheep", which was filmed as "Blade Runner", starring... Rutger Hauer (View Post)