(whispers into handheld: "He's beginning to suspect! Everybody back to your positions! This week's actor for "Leon", say something offensive. Yes, again! Oh for Pete's s… (View Post)

I believe they wish to commemorate the sacrifice of Arnold J Rimmer and mark his passing and reincarnation as Prime Minister (narrator: Mark Wahlberg and Gwen Stefani are devout Catholics and observe… (View Post)

You knew I would do this...* JO GRANT: Oh I see, you're both Time Lords. * TWO: Well, quite. Well, not quite. Not... Not just Time Lords, we're the same Time Lord. * THREE: Please you'… (View Post)

I believe I've recommended them before, but all those of you who are looking wide-eyed and innocent at the fact that Taiwan makes chips may wish to go to the YouTube channel "Asianometry&qu… (View Post)

Ouch! Hope it eases off overnight. Don't be afraid to go to A&E if it doesn't. (View Post)