When they described his recovery as Herculean, maybe they were referring to him cleaning the shit out of the Augean Stables. (View Post)

Given Musk's recent travails, he's more likely to get sued for pulling out of paying for the Mars base, or something. (View Post)

Maybe Boris could spin a riff on his "hasta la vista" Terminator sign-off from PMQ's and entitle his memoirs "No fate but what we make for ourselves". (View Post)

Probably, but the stygian hell of fucking central belt Scotland was pretty bearable the last couple of days, unlike Hades down south. More constructively, have we got some sort of sunshine x temperat… (View Post)

The time for all these terrible cow puns is not during a heatwave, but when it's Friesian. (View Post)