The knowledge that the entire Universe is all just a bad simulation designed specifically to make Scottish qualifying campaigns a living purgatory. It's a bit like that Culture novel about the s… (View Post)

Actually, sounds about par for the modern-day course. The shitshow of algorithm-driven online dating blended with the shitshow of algorithm-driven "AI". Match made in heaven. (View Post)

Do they reset the lettuce clock? (View Post)

The San Francisco tourist board is as crime-ridden and dangerous as London? (View Post)

"Oh no! We must traverse this bombed out multi-story car park!" (View Post)